00:00Kylie Jenner's latest beauty venture, The Pink Smoothie, promised radiant skin and eternal youth.
00:05Only 500 bottles were released to select customers.
00:08Within days, reports surfaced of bizarre side effects.
00:11Skin began to glow an unnatural pink hue.
00:14Eyes developed an eerie luminescence.
00:16Customers spoke in hushed robotic tones about the pink goddess guiding them.
00:19A beauty influencer's livestream captured the full transformation.
00:23The final moments showed her joining a group of pink-tinged individuals, chanting in unison.
00:27Sip, shine, submit.
00:28Kylie Cosmetics swiftly recalled the product.
00:31All traces vanished from their website and social media.
00:34When questioned, the company insisted the pink smoothie never existed.
00:37But late at night, in dimly lit rooms across the country, a faint pink glow can be seen.
00:42And if you listen closely, you might hear the whispered mantra, sip, shine, submit.
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