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00:00:00You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:00:08Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:00:11We're going all the way to New York in that.
00:00:15What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:00:18What do you remember about me?
00:00:21Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:00:28You're saying you don't remember me?
00:00:30We'll remember shit we did as dumb teens anyways.
00:00:32I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan, would appreciate that.
00:00:38Like you said, we've got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:00:42We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:00:51I hate you so much.
00:00:54I want you so bad, it scared me.
00:01:00Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:01:13Oh, there's Tristan.
00:01:19I lost my virginity to him, and now he's cozying up to her?
00:01:24It's all so killing me, is that he's my best friend.
00:01:28She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:01:30Yeah, uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:01:35Okay.
00:01:35Right.
00:01:40Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:01:45All those feelings last night?
00:01:47Are they just gone?
00:01:56I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:02:04I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:02:07Look, even way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:02:12Oh, my god, wait.
00:02:14Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:02:17No.
00:02:18I'm going to text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:02:20I love you.
00:02:21Bye.
00:02:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:24You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:02:38Never mind, Wren.
00:02:40She's up now.
00:02:41Tristan, long time no see.
00:02:48Why don't we skip the small talk?
00:02:50I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:02:55So, is this your outfit or...
00:02:59Just, hold on.
00:03:06I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:03:11I took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:03:17I don't remember you at that party.
00:03:20I, uh, left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:03:25Steven.
00:03:26Boyfriend.
00:03:29Is that all your luggage?
00:03:31Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:03:33So.
00:03:36Mind giving me a hand?
00:03:41I got it.
00:03:57We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:04:00That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:04:02Wow, Tristan.
00:04:04You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:04:06Tell me, Smiles, what exactly do you remember?
00:04:14Tell me, Smiles, what exactly do you remember?
00:04:27Not much.
00:04:29Perfect.
00:04:30Makes two of us.
00:04:32You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:34Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Totally.
00:04:40But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:04:44We don't have anything to do with each other,
00:04:46and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:04:47Agreed?
00:04:48Suit yourself.
00:04:49I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:04:51Steven.
00:04:52Would appreciate that.
00:04:53You're all right.
00:04:55We don't need someone.
00:05:16What's up?
00:05:17We're all right.
00:05:19everything all right yeah I'm just I'm just worried about Renee
00:05:28tell me about it she just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married
00:05:34she even know the guy uh he and Ren seem happy I guess they're in love what about you
00:05:43me yeah you are you in love or what yeah yeah actually I am
00:05:48yeah wasn't telling a joke but okay I just think it's funny how you say you're in love
00:05:56but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York yeah he
00:06:00has work it's very important yeah more important than you yeah you've been biting your lip and
00:06:07bouncing your legs for the last 10 minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking
00:06:10up your calls so you look like uh nothing forget it
00:06:17no you can't do that come on finish your sentence Tristan I'm a big girl I was gonna say
00:06:24you look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever
00:06:28uh my sex life is none of your business you're right absolutely I can't believe you just said
00:06:38that well you know if you're so concerned about my relationship could you just stop at Stephen's
00:06:43office up here so I can say goodbye please all right whatever you say honey
00:06:47you got 10 minutes max no last minute quickies got it
00:06:56Stephen turn the phone off you're killing the mood hey baby I gotta let it go to a voicemail
00:07:11so she thinks I'm in a meeting
00:07:12what are you gonna dump her ass you said you were gonna take me to Hillary hey after the wedding
00:07:22kitten hey and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school I would have never wasted my time
00:07:27Tristan what are you doing here I've been gone for over a half hour
00:07:35what happened nothing let's let's go oh you're crying did that yuppie boyfriend do something to
00:07:42no Tristan let's just go please before he sees me Sammy you shouldn't catch us right
00:07:47that's weird thought I heard
00:07:49can I help you you're the one who needs some help you slimy piece of shit
00:07:56you slimy piece of shit do I know you nah but I know you
00:08:02you're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go
00:08:08do you have any idea who you're talking to how do you even know Sam better yet why do you even care
00:08:15let's just say I'm a friend someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking
00:08:21advantage of her kindness kindness it just doesn't really get my dick wet you know and uh also doesn't
00:08:29take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure you don't deserve to say her name all she ever does
00:08:35is care about you and you're here talking shit when you should be thankful she even gives you the
00:08:40time of fucking day who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that
00:08:44I'm the guy about to teach you some respect I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of
00:08:50my oh my god Steven the fuck is wrong with you security get the hell out of my
00:09:00the fuck is wrong with you security you're lucky that's all I need if you ever badmouth Samantha
00:09:10smells again she's so much as look at her wrong you won't just be losing a plan or two
00:09:16you'll be losing teeth got it
00:09:19what the hell was that all about hey I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend oh you mean
00:09:31you're lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend god are you insane this has nothing to do with you
00:09:35why would you just because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses
00:09:40me the fuck off why does it piss you off why do you even care because a guy like him doesn't know
00:09:46the real you he doesn't even care that it hurts you every single day and I would never do that to
00:09:52you Sam because I just I because you what sorry I just forget it because you what
00:10:09forget it what I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already
00:10:14I can't okay you can't so you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you
00:10:19Tristan it's okay no it's not okay he's the fucking scum of the earth look I'll deal with
00:10:23Steven later all right I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day so I'll just wait after
00:10:28the wedding okay smiles you know you deserve more than this don't you I just want to get out of
00:10:36here okay please fine just don't let me catch you crying again I don't know what I'll do
00:10:51see better
00:10:56hey Sammy sorry I didn't pick up earlier honey today was crazy
00:11:20no it's okay no you're busy that plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted
00:11:26me oh no are you all right yeah but it was just so weird seemed like he knew you big blonde guy
00:11:34kind of looks like a surfer no doesn't sound familiar uh but I'm glad you're okay yeah I
00:11:38should be all right for the wedding I gotta go have a safe drive honey love you yeah I love you too
00:11:43see you soon don't look at me like that look I'll figure it out after the wedding this isn't forever
00:11:49yeah I heard that one before
00:11:51good night Tristan
00:12:14is this a book about the sexy elf
00:12:32Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:12:46You know what you need.
00:12:48A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:12:51I can't even swim.
00:12:52Then I can just teach you.
00:12:54Duh.
00:12:58I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:13:01To him?
00:13:02I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:13:06Earth to Samantha.
00:13:14Miles.
00:13:18There's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:13:23Yes?
00:13:26Hey.
00:13:27Do you guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:13:36Uh, sure.
00:13:37Hey, Savannah.
00:13:55It's Samantha.
00:13:56Oh.
00:13:57Right.
00:13:58For sure.
00:13:59Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:14:04You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:14:10I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:14:11Come on, Sabrina.
00:14:13You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:14:15Girl.
00:14:16I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:14:20You don't need me to get him.
00:14:22I'm nobody.
00:14:23What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:14:27What?
00:14:28What's your problem?
00:14:29Please.
00:14:29No one actually reads anymore.
00:14:31That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:14:34What?
00:14:35Hey.
00:14:36Hey.
00:14:37You want to be different so bad.
00:14:40You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:14:44What?
00:14:44Oh my god.
00:14:45Look at her blushing.
00:14:46She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:14:50Aw.
00:14:50The little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:14:54I do not have a crush on him.
00:14:56God, just leave me alone.
00:15:05Oh yeah?
00:15:06Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:15:08So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:15:11Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:15:14You want his attention, sweetie?
00:15:16Well then let us help you.
00:15:27Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:15:28She's not coming back up.
00:15:36Come on.
00:15:37Oh my god.
00:15:58Oh.
00:16:02Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:16:14Oh my god, wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:16:17Don't fucking touch me.
00:16:19Alright, just get out of here.
00:16:20Babe, come on.
00:16:22It was an accident.
00:16:23We were just messing around.
00:16:25I said get out before you get thrown in the water next.
00:16:31Go!
00:16:32Are you hurt?
00:16:38They must have licked me with their nails.
00:16:55Thank you for saving me.
00:16:58Those girls, they pushed you in because of me.
00:17:09It isn't your fault.
00:17:10Isn't it if I would have just paid more attention?
00:17:12God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:17:14You're not a piece of shit.
00:17:15You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing, and she wouldn't be wrong.
00:17:23Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:17:25I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:17:27I don't know why I just did that.
00:17:28Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:17:31That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:17:37Oh, really?
00:17:38Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:17:41We shouldn't.
00:17:55No, no, no, Ren is my best friend.
00:17:57You kissed me first.
00:17:59Remember?
00:17:59I, I know, but you're her older brother, and she hates when girls, like, moves on you.
00:18:05I...
00:18:06But, but, you're not just any girl, Ren.
00:18:18Forget everyone else.
00:18:20It's just you and me.
00:18:22Do you want me, Sam?
00:18:29I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:18:31Was that a yes or no?
00:18:39I want you, Tristan.
00:18:42I don't want to stop.
00:19:09Don't.
00:19:10It's fine.
00:19:11Have you ever done this before?
00:19:23I think I'm pretty much my first everything.
00:19:25I think I'm pretty much my first thing.
00:19:52Sam?
00:19:53Where were you?
00:19:58Where were you?
00:19:59I went to the bathroom.
00:20:01I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:20:03I lost track of time at the lake, and you were asleep when I got back.
00:20:11The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:20:18You brought me this.
00:20:21So, like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:20:25Ren, I...
00:20:25I mean, do they think I'm stupid, like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan?
00:20:29It's all anyone does.
00:20:30It's always about Tristan.
00:20:31Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:20:35You would never do that to me.
00:20:43Right, Sam?
00:20:43You're my friend because you love me.
00:20:46Of course.
00:20:47You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:52You know I hate him.
00:20:54We both hate him.
00:20:55He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:21:00Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:21:07Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:21:12I know I can trust you.
00:21:14Always, Ren.
00:21:15Come on.
00:21:16It's me and you.
00:21:18There they go.
00:21:27Showdown with Golden Boy again.
00:21:30Attention, everyone.
00:21:31We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:21:34You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:21:38My boy's going to be a longhorn.
00:21:41He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:21:47Isn't that right, son?
00:21:48Yes, sir.
00:21:50Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:22:03Oh, great.
00:22:04The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:22:07Hey?
00:22:10Whoa, are you okay?
00:22:11You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:22:13You want his attention, sweetie?
00:22:15Well, then let us help you.
00:22:17Hmm?
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:19Oh, yeah.
00:22:20Fine.
00:22:21God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:22:22I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:22:23Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:25Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:22:26Okay.
00:22:27Hey, Tristan.
00:22:28Can I talk to you?
00:22:29I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:22:30All day.
00:22:31Oh, hey.
00:22:32Smiles.
00:22:33Need something?
00:22:34No.
00:22:35Never mind.
00:22:36Just...
00:22:37Forget it.
00:22:38Forget it.
00:22:39Forget it.
00:22:40Forget it.
00:22:41Forget it.
00:22:42Forget it.
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yeah.
00:22:47Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:22:48Need something?
00:22:49No.
00:22:50Never mind.
00:22:51Just...
00:22:52Forget it.
00:22:54Forget it.
00:22:56Forget it.
00:22:58I knew you'd come around.
00:23:23Want to take this to your room?
00:23:26Ah, not in the mood.
00:23:28I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:23:41I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:23:49Tristan!
00:23:50Come on.
00:23:51Open up.
00:23:52It's already time.
00:23:53We've got to get on the road.
00:23:54If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:23:58my fist!
00:23:59Oh, man.
00:24:02Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:24:05Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:24:09Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:24:11Put some clothes on.
00:24:12The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:24:13Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:24:17If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:24:23Shut up.
00:24:24There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:24:26Put that on.
00:24:27God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:24:30Gee, thanks.
00:24:32Well, just paying back the favor.
00:24:34Consider us even now.
00:24:35Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:24:42Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:24:46No.
00:24:47Why would I be?
00:24:48Grew up Ren, you and Ren.
00:24:49It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:24:51It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:24:54We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:24:57You can't tease me like this.
00:24:59What if I'm, uh, teasing though?
00:25:02What if I'm serious?
00:25:04Tristan Montgomery.
00:25:05Being serious?
00:25:06I'll believe it when I see it.
00:25:08Do I look serious enough now?
00:25:14Is this going?
00:25:18We should, uh, get going.
00:25:24Meet you outside.
00:25:29We're out of gas.
00:25:33No, we're not.
00:25:34Filled up yesterday.
00:25:38Hey.
00:25:39Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:25:40Got gas last night.
00:25:41We were taking your depression now.
00:25:43We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:25:46Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:25:47Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:25:50We're out.
00:25:51We're out.
00:25:52We're out.
00:25:53We're out.
00:25:58So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:26:01Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:26:03Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:26:05No harm in some conversation, right?
00:26:07It's basically just school and work.
00:26:09And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:26:12You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:26:13As much as I'd like to.
00:26:15I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:26:19What about you?
00:26:20I own my own business.
00:26:22Cleaning pools.
00:26:23How did that happen?
00:26:25A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green
00:26:31pool was.
00:26:32Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:26:36That's where I came in.
00:26:38Sounds like a bad porno.
00:26:40A bad porno?
00:26:41Oh, you wound me smiles.
00:26:49Hey, uh, smiles.
00:26:50You still awake?
00:26:51Hey.
00:26:52Hey.
00:26:53Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:26:54Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:56Come in.
00:27:01Hey, uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:27:10Do you have any aspirin?
00:27:12Yeah, come in.
00:27:31Are you gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it?
00:27:37I'm sorry.
00:27:39I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:27:44How did you get it? Playing football?
00:27:48I remember it was raining.
00:27:52I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:27:58I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:28:02That was the last time I played college ball.
00:28:05I lost my scholarship.
00:28:07I'm so sorry.
00:28:12Well...
00:28:14You still got the rest of our lives, don't you?
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:30Thank you for the aspirin.
00:28:32I'm gonna let you get some sleep, alright?
00:28:34I'll see you tomorrow soon.
00:28:43What can I get for you?
00:28:44Just two coffees, please.
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:46So, you folks aren't from around here, are ya?
00:28:49You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:28:52Oh, no.
00:28:53We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:28:56He's her older brother.
00:28:57So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:28:59No!
00:29:00I have a boyfriend!
00:29:01Well, that's complicated.
00:29:02But Tristan and I aren't.
00:29:03I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:29:05He doesn't even remember.
00:29:09Oh, sweet pea.
00:29:11You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road
00:29:16wouldn't remember something like that?
00:29:19Think again.
00:29:22Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:29:28Hey.
00:29:31Anything sound good?
00:29:33What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:29:37Uh, what do you mean?
00:29:40You can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me.
00:29:43Right?
00:29:47Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:29:51Yeah.
00:29:52I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:53Especially the last one.
00:29:58I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:30:01I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear, especially the last one.
00:30:16I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:30:20Did some stupid shit there?
00:30:23Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:30:27You know what else I remember?
00:30:28I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:30:35Oh, really?
00:30:36Is that it?
00:30:38What's that supposed to mean?
00:30:42Nothing.
00:30:44You are completely right, Smiles.
00:30:49That's exactly who I am.
00:30:58Did we just run out of gas?
00:31:08I filled up three hours ago.
00:31:16I told you this would happen.
00:31:17We're out of gas.
00:31:19No, we're not.
00:31:20For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:31:23Oh, yeah?
00:31:23How do you know?
00:31:24I know my car.
00:31:24Oh, my God.
00:31:28Do we have a problem?
00:31:30You are my problem.
00:31:31My best friend is getting married in three days, and instead of giving me a real answer,
00:31:35you're saying cryptic shit like, I know my car.
00:31:38Because you're too much of a man to a man when you don't know anything!
00:31:40What do you want me to say?
00:31:47That it's my fault?
00:31:48Fine.
00:31:49It's my fucking fault.
00:31:51This whole mess is my fault.
00:31:53God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:31:55So just told Wren no.
00:31:56Agreed to what?
00:32:01Wren talked you into this.
00:32:04Didn't she?
00:32:05You didn't want to drive me.
00:32:06Sam.
00:32:12Sam.
00:32:12No, no, I'm sorry.
00:32:14I'm sorry.
00:32:14I didn't mean it.
00:32:16Hey.
00:32:17Hey.
00:32:22I'm frustrated, too.
00:32:27We're in this together.
00:32:28All right?
00:32:30You and me.
00:32:36What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:32:48You two are real lucky I found you.
00:32:50Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:32:54We'll take a look in the morning.
00:32:55For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:32:57Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:32:59Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:33:01I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:33:04You have my word, miss.
00:33:06Thank you so much, sir.
00:33:08Ah.
00:33:09Just call me Bob.
00:33:12So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:33:15We're on our way to New York.
00:33:16My best friend's getting married.
00:33:18Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:33:19I bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:33:22Don't you agree, son?
00:33:24One hundred percent.
00:33:25How can I help you tonight?
00:33:34Uh, two rooms, please.
00:33:38Ah, shoot.
00:33:40I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:33:46I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:33:52That's okay.
00:33:53We'll just go somewhere else.
00:33:55Thanks.
00:33:57Uh, sir?
00:33:59We're the only spot in town.
00:34:02Everything else is over three hours away.
00:34:09One room will be fine.
00:34:11Look, it's just one night.
00:34:14Sorry I was being silly.
00:34:15I'm sorry.
00:34:25I think it's better if we don't.
00:34:34Let's just forget it.
00:34:36I'm sorry about what I said at the cafe earlier.
00:34:48I didn't mean it.
00:34:49I know.
00:34:50Good night, Sam.
00:34:56Good night, Sam.
00:34:56Hey, honey.
00:35:03I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:35:05I've been caught up at the office.
00:35:06How's the drive been?
00:35:08It's been crazy, honestly.
00:35:10The car broke down and we had to...
00:35:11That's nice.
00:35:12Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:35:15My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:35:17I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:35:19Are you kidding?
00:35:20I mean, no, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:35:22You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:35:24Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:35:26I can't tell my boss no.
00:35:28He needs me.
00:35:28Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:35:30Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:35:32I mean, no, no, no.
00:35:33We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:35:35God, how could you?
00:35:36I...
00:35:36What was that?
00:35:45What was that?
00:35:46Huh?
00:35:47Oh, nothing.
00:35:48My co-worker just said something.
00:35:49Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you
00:35:52get back, okay?
00:35:53See you soon.
00:36:02Hey.
00:36:03You okay?
00:36:04What happened?
00:36:05Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:36:07I broke up with him.
00:36:12What are you going to say?
00:36:12I told you so.
00:36:13You should have dumped him from the start.
00:36:14Smiles, you dumbass.
00:36:16Sam, no.
00:36:17I'm sorry.
00:36:18No.
00:36:19Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:36:21I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:36:22Like, I'm sorry.
00:36:23Okay, just wait.
00:36:24Just wait.
00:36:24No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:36:25I should have said no.
00:36:26I should have...
00:36:27Sam, Sam!
00:36:28Sam!
00:36:45Sam!
00:36:46God, let me go!
00:36:48Fucking jerk!
00:36:49Will you just stop?
00:36:50I'm trying to help.
00:36:51Why?
00:36:52Because.
00:36:53Because why?
00:36:54Because you can't swim.
00:36:57You remember.
00:37:00Sam, just listen.
00:37:01You lied to me, Tristan.
00:37:03You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:37:05Everything.
00:37:06Don't you?
00:37:09Yes, I remember.
00:37:13Sam, where are you going?
00:37:18Sam, where are you going?
00:37:20Get as far away from you as I can.
00:37:22Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:37:25Sam, just stop.
00:37:27Samantha.
00:37:28Samantha.
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:35Alright.
00:37:35Yeah, be right there.
00:37:42Fuck.
00:38:01I picked up the car.
00:38:06Um, we're not going to leave in tow-y.
00:38:17We're not going to leave in tow-y.
00:38:21Hmm.
00:38:22Talk.
00:38:24Hmm.
00:38:25I don't feel like talking.
00:38:26What are you doing?
00:38:34I don't know.
00:38:36But I don't want to think anymore.
00:38:39Never.
00:38:40Mm-hmm.
00:38:47How much have you had to drink?
00:38:49Doesn't matter.
00:38:50You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:38:57Things I've never felt before.
00:39:00I hate you so much.
00:39:03But I want you so bad.
00:39:06It scares me.
00:39:07I hate you.
00:39:22I'm not so bad.
00:39:28Hey.
00:39:32Hey.
00:39:33Hey.
00:39:33Hey.
00:39:34Hey.
00:39:35Hey.
00:39:35Hey.
00:39:36Hey.
00:39:36Hey.
00:39:36I'm sorry. I can't.
00:39:59Hey, you hungry?
00:40:06Is this how it's gonna be the rest of the trip?
00:40:15Like what?
00:40:17Like you not talking to me?
00:40:19Not even looking at me?
00:40:24Is this all because of last night?
00:40:28Hey, answer me.
00:40:32Yes!
00:40:33Yes!
00:40:36This is exactly how it'll be.
00:40:38If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:40:41I can handle words, but I can't...
00:40:44You want me to embarrass me like that.
00:40:46Why? Let me make a fool of myself over you again!
00:40:48Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:40:50You think I don't want you?
00:40:53You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:40:56I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:41:01And last night...
00:41:03I almost lost control.
00:41:06But you were drunk and...
00:41:09I wasn't gonna take advantage of you like that.
00:41:11I can't see...
00:41:13No, it's...
00:41:14No, I can't do it!
00:41:16No, I can't do it!
00:41:20I'll be right back now...
00:41:21I've been doing my best way for me to fucking help myself.
00:41:24No, I want you to meet him for a friend.
00:41:27Yeah, thank you, thanks.
00:41:29I'm just gonna be fine now.
00:41:31I'm just gonna be with you.
00:41:32I want you Tristan.
00:41:43I want you Tristan.
00:42:02Hey!
00:42:04So one room or two?
00:42:06Um, one room.
00:42:08Please.
00:42:12Here you go.
00:42:14We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:42:16Wait, can I use your phone?
00:42:18Mine died in the pool.
00:42:20Tell her to say hi.
00:42:22Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:42:24Tell me where you are right now.
00:42:26Renee, it's me. Oh my god, Sam?
00:42:28Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:42:30I fell in a pool. It's a long story
00:42:32but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:42:34Don't be. I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:42:36I've been so caught up with this wedding planning
00:42:38bullshit. God, I wish you could have been here
00:42:40to make it easier. So use us telling each other
00:42:42everything? Yeah.
00:42:44About that, I-
00:42:46Be sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:42:48Love you!
00:42:52Everything good?
00:42:54Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:42:58You okay?
00:43:00Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:43:02Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:43:06it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:43:08What?
00:43:10Why? Is this because of Renee?
00:43:12Yesterday was a mistake.
00:43:18And it can't happen again.
00:43:20Really?
00:43:22Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:43:30I don't know, you tell me.
00:43:32No, you tell me. You wanna talk about saying shit to each other's faces? Let's do it.
00:43:36What are you talking about? You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:43:40There's some stupid shit there.
00:43:42You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex!
00:43:46I hate Tristan.
00:43:48I hate Tristan. Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:43:50Tristan doesn't mean anything to me. And he never will.
00:43:52Ring any bells?
00:43:54You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:43:58Do you mean it?
00:44:00Of course I didn't.
00:44:02Then why'd you say it?
00:44:04Why'd you push me away?
00:44:06And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:44:08Renee is my best friend.
00:44:10And she...
00:44:12You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:44:14I just... I didn't wanna hurt her.
00:44:16God.
00:44:18I'm sorry.
00:44:20I just...
00:44:22I don't regret last night.
00:44:24And I do wanna tell Ren I just...
00:44:26I'm so tired of secrets.
00:44:30Yeah.
00:44:32It's okay.
00:44:34I get it.
00:44:38You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:44:44You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:44:50I came to drop off some things at the house and...
00:44:54I saw my dad.
00:44:56With his assistant.
00:44:58Tristan!
00:45:04Parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding but...
00:45:08My mom's a fucking mess.
00:45:10I feel like I'm just...
00:45:12Waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:45:14Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:45:16Last month I opened my first art gallery.
00:45:20And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:45:22I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:45:26And I realized I'd spent...
00:45:28Years...
00:45:30Wasting my time.
00:45:32Chasing some stupid dream.
00:45:34It isn't stupid.
00:45:36You're what makes you happy, right?
00:45:38Then it's worth it.
00:45:40My ex wouldn't think so.
00:45:42You're not...
00:45:44Still in love with him, are you?
00:45:46Oh God, no.
00:45:48Honestly, I don't...
00:45:50Know if I ever was.
00:45:52Then why stay with him so long?
00:45:54Everything with Steven was...
00:45:56Easy.
00:45:57Comfortable.
00:45:58Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:46:04It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:46:10I'm so scared of failing and I haven't let myself live.
00:46:30You deserve everything.
00:46:32You hear me?
00:46:34It's everything.
00:46:36I wanted to hate you.
00:46:38But I don't.
00:46:40I don't.
00:46:42I don't.
00:46:44I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:46:46I never have.
00:46:48I never have.
00:47:06We finally made it.
00:47:18I have something for you.
00:47:22A cell phone?
00:47:24If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:47:30We need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:47:35Wild Stallion? Is that your code name?
00:47:38Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:47:42I can't help you. We hate each other.
00:47:46Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:47:49That's what you want, right?
00:47:51Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:47:53I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day
00:47:55and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five year late...
00:47:58Ow!
00:47:59Your head smiles. I said I understand.
00:48:02You can be my dirty little secret.
00:48:06So did you tell Renee we're here?
00:48:08You motherfuckers!
00:48:11Took you long enough?
00:48:14You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a sec.
00:48:16Whoa, whoa.
00:48:17Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:48:19Ben, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:48:22Just good to see you again, man.
00:48:24And you must be Samantha.
00:48:26Renee has said so much about you.
00:48:28I feel like I already know you.
00:48:29Bring it in.
00:48:32I'll take your bag.
00:48:35Oh my God!
00:48:37I know!
00:48:38How was the bride?
00:48:39Did Tristina play nice or do I need to beat his ass?
00:48:42What are you gonna do, twinkle toes? Do a pirouette on me?
00:48:44A pirouette on your corpse if you were me to my bestie, yes.
00:48:47Relax, run.
00:48:48Relax, run.
00:48:49It wasn't bad.
00:48:50It was kinda nice, actually.
00:48:52You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down,
00:48:54because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:48:57Yeah?
00:48:58And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:49:02I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:49:06I didn't need saving from the pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:49:09Geez.
00:49:10You were not kidding.
00:49:11They really do hate each other.
00:49:13Yeah.
00:49:16Anywho!
00:49:17You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:49:20I need to get mine made up all the fitted into a dress!
00:49:23Maybe.
00:49:24It's not a individual than a person for me.
00:49:26You should neverividad do nothing.
00:49:27Maybe.
00:49:28Some dudes.
00:49:30Anywho, happy friends.
00:49:31No!
00:49:32Deep tissue!
00:49:34Okay, the tie works!
00:49:37Mom!
00:49:40Please!
00:49:42Okay!
00:49:43Let me figure it out.
00:49:46Are you alone?
00:49:47You wish!
00:49:48I'm with Renee in her room.
00:49:49My room's next door.
00:49:50That's too bad!
00:49:51You should be in mine instead.
00:49:52Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:49:54I like it when you call me that.
00:49:56What's your room number? I'll be there in two minutes.
00:49:58You can't. I'm with your sister.
00:50:00Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:50:02Sam, can you come here for a sec? I need help picking up my earrings.
00:50:04See what I mean?
00:50:06Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:50:08Come to my room later, please.
00:50:10Sam, are you alive?
00:50:12I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.
00:50:16Okay, which ones?
00:50:18I think the pearls.
00:50:20Thank God you're here.
00:50:22I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean the wedding again.
00:50:26It just took me so long to get here.
00:50:28I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:50:30Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:50:32If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:50:34when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:50:36When does he arrive anyways?
00:50:42When does he arrive anyways?
00:50:44I broke up with him.
00:50:46When? Why?
00:50:48He's cheating on me.
00:50:52You were right, Wren.
00:50:54I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:50:56I just blindly went along with it.
00:50:58Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:51:02When he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:51:06I couldn't do it anymore.
00:51:08God, I'm sorry.
00:51:10God, I'm sorry.
00:51:12But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:51:18How do you take it?
00:51:19Like a pussy?
00:51:20I have no clue.
00:51:22My phone drowned at the Iowa motel pool.
00:51:26Come here.
00:51:28Oh, serves him right.
00:51:30Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:51:34I'm done with him.
00:51:36That's the fucking spirit!
00:51:38Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:51:40And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:51:44Oh, God, I missed you so much.
00:51:59It's only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:52:03I had you all to myself for days.
00:52:06Non-stop.
00:52:07I'm hooked on you now.
00:52:09Wait, hold on.
00:52:11Can we talk?
00:52:12Sure.
00:52:13What about?
00:52:15I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:52:18Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:52:23So she wouldn't find out.
00:52:25Thank you, Justin.
00:52:27I didn't even think of that.
00:52:29So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:52:32Does she know about us?
00:52:33No, but I think...
00:52:36I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:52:40Are you sure?
00:52:42Your parents are gonna be here and...
00:52:44I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:52:47I'm done, too.
00:52:49No more hiding.
00:52:52I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:54You've heard her reception.
00:52:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:52:59How could you?
00:53:23I...
00:53:25I...
00:53:29Why was she here? Did someone see?
00:53:33Mom showed up this morning, and, uh...
00:53:36Dad wasn't with her.
00:53:38She found out about the affair, and she came here.
00:53:42And she saw us, and...
00:53:46Oh, my God.
00:53:52You were right. I should have just told her from the start.
00:53:57If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug,
00:54:01and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:54:04Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:54:07Mom's down in the lobby.
00:54:11She's in shock, too.
00:54:13Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:54:16I'll be okay.
00:54:18I'll be okay.
00:54:19I'll be okay.
00:54:29See you over here so again.
00:54:31I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery
00:54:44Thanks for coming guys
00:54:47It's good to have you
00:54:49Excuse me
00:54:52How's Wren?
00:54:58As well as can be expected
00:54:59Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours
00:55:02Now I've only met their dad once
00:55:04But I never would have thought he'd do something like this
00:55:07Maybe something happened to him
00:55:09Like his flight got cancelled or his phone died
00:55:12Surprise!
00:55:15Steven, what are you doing here?
00:55:20I left work for you, Sammy
00:55:22Aren't you happy to see me?
00:55:23Didn't you get my text?
00:55:25What text?
00:55:26I didn't get any text
00:55:27The text I sent you in Iowa
00:55:28Boy, I fell in the pool
00:55:30Oh my god
00:55:31I broke up with him
00:55:33Wait
00:55:42Don't I know that guy?
00:55:45God, I cannot believe you, Steven
00:55:46Jesus Christ
00:55:47I came out all this way
00:55:48And you're not even happy to see me
00:55:50And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:55:53Look, I don't want to make a scene
00:55:54Let's just go talk some...
00:55:55No, whatever you want to say to me
00:55:58You can say in front of all these people
00:55:59No, whatever you want to say to me
00:56:05You can say in front of all these people
00:56:07God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:56:10And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you
00:56:14I broke up with you
00:56:15Excuse me?
00:56:18I texted you that I was breaking up with you
00:56:20Because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary
00:56:22And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss
00:56:25Or your shitty law firm
00:56:26You pretentious fucking asshole
00:56:28Honey, what?
00:56:30What are you talking about?
00:56:32Come on, you're being crazy
00:56:33You know I love you
00:56:34I would never cheat on you
00:56:35I saw her
00:56:37She was on your lap
00:56:38You're going to dump her ass
00:56:40You said you were going to take me to...
00:56:42Hey, after the wedding, kitten
00:56:44You were there
00:56:45Sammy, honey
00:56:47Listen, that...
00:56:48That girl
00:56:49She's nobody
00:56:50I'll admit
00:56:52I made a mistake
00:56:53But I can change
00:56:55No, Steven
00:56:55I made the mistake
00:56:57Of wasting five years of my life with you
00:57:00But it's over now
00:57:01I'm done putting your life above mine
00:57:03Sam
00:57:04You're not in the right mind
00:57:06I know you love me
00:57:07You can't live without me
00:57:08You even told me so
00:57:09Listen to me
00:57:11You don't know what you're throwing away with me
00:57:13You need me
00:57:14Not anymore
00:57:16Now get out
00:57:31My dad isn't coming
00:57:35Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle
00:57:38Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not
00:57:44I went to his room, but he wasn't there
00:57:46I tried calling
00:57:48This typical Tristan
00:57:50It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak
00:57:53He gets that from my dad
00:57:55Why didn't you tell me?
00:57:59It was your wedding
00:57:59And I didn't want to take your big day away from you
00:58:01It's bullshit
00:58:03And you know it
00:58:04You're right
00:58:06I didn't tell you
00:58:08Cause
00:58:08Cause
00:58:10My feelings were so big
00:58:12And everything was happening so fast
00:58:14And
00:58:14What, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:58:17I'm an adult, Sam
00:58:18We're all fucking adults now
00:58:20I didn't want to tell anyone
00:58:21Not even you
00:58:25Cause if I told you
00:58:27Then that makes it real
00:58:28And I
00:58:28I didn't know if I was ready for that
00:58:31You love Tristan?
00:58:36Yes
00:58:37I loved him
00:58:39I love him so much
00:58:46Then you need to tell him
00:58:52I know
00:58:53Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:59:17Her mother and I do
00:59:18Finn
00:59:20Do you take Renee
00:59:22To be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:59:25I do
00:59:25Do you take Finn
00:59:27To be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:59:29I do
00:59:30Then by the power vested in me
00:59:34By the state of New York
00:59:35I now pronounce you husband and wife
00:59:38You may kiss the bride
00:59:40Haven't you called or texted me back?
01:00:02Are you ignoring me?
01:00:03I don't know what you mean
01:00:04I'm sorry
01:00:05I didn't know Stephen was going to show up
01:00:07You told me you broke up with him
01:00:08I did
01:00:09I-I swear
01:00:11Then why was he here?
01:00:13Why was he holding you in his fucking arms?
01:00:16Kissing you?
01:00:18Okay, I told you
01:00:19About my dad's affair
01:00:20I told you how that shit wrecked me
01:00:22And you just
01:00:23Let me lay in your bed
01:00:26Like I'm just another goddamn plane
01:00:28Please let me explain
01:00:30Save it
01:00:33I'm done
01:00:34Hi
01:00:39What are you doing in here?
01:00:45You should be at your reception
01:00:47I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside
01:00:50Come on, I locked the door
01:00:51Will you please come out?
01:00:52Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly
01:00:54And I need to sit
01:00:55I remember when I went to see Tristan
01:01:06During fall finals sophomore year
01:01:08It was because he was in a bad accident
01:01:09I know
01:01:11He told me his football career was over after that
01:01:14But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad
01:01:18All Tristan saw was disappointment
01:01:21So after everything with my dad broke his world
01:01:24When he saw you as Steven
01:01:26I ended it with Steven
01:01:29He didn't get my text
01:01:30But I would never use Tristan like that
01:01:32I know
01:01:32I know
01:01:34He won't even talk to me
01:01:36Even if he won't talk to you
01:01:38You need to talk to him
01:01:39If you really love him
01:01:41Now listen
01:01:43Come on
01:01:45Please give it up for Samantha Smiles
01:01:53I have known Renee Montgomery
01:02:04Since we were in First Grid
01:02:06Last year she called me up at midnight
01:02:09And told me she met a guy
01:02:10She told me she loved him
01:02:12And that they were getting married
01:02:14Now I didn't say this at the time
01:02:16But my first thought was
01:02:17Are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:02:20I'd been with a man for five years
01:02:22And still wasn't open to the idea of forever
01:02:24How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:02:27I realized
01:02:28Wren had it right
01:02:31Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else
01:02:35Because love is about being vulnerable
01:02:37And doing the things that scare you
01:02:40Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks
01:02:44Or a few days
01:02:46That's how Renee and Finn fell in love
01:02:49And that's how I did too
01:02:51To the bride and groom
01:02:53And to love that is timeless
01:02:57Excuse me
01:03:08Is this sculpture yours?
01:03:10Um, yes, it's mine
01:03:12I own a gallery in Soho
01:03:14Give me a call when you can
01:03:16I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces
01:03:18I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:03:21Absolutely
01:03:22See, your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for
01:03:25I look forward to your call
01:03:27Hey, can we talk?
01:03:48Oh, now you want to talk?
01:03:49After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:03:50I know
01:03:51I stood up in front of all those people
01:03:53I
01:03:53I was scared
01:03:58Okay?
01:03:59I was shitty to you
01:04:01I know that
01:04:02I was angry
01:04:03Hurt
01:04:04And instead of letting you in
01:04:05I shut you out
01:04:06So when I saw you with Steven
01:04:08All of those insecurities
01:04:10He started pouring out of me again
01:04:12I mean, he had you for five years
01:04:14I only been with you for a few days
01:04:16Eventually
01:04:17I dropped the ball
01:04:18And you see that it wasn't enough
01:04:20So I convinced myself
01:04:23That it would hurt less if I just
01:04:26Walked away first
01:04:28You know, that you'd be better off with someone else
01:04:31Trust him
01:04:33I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away
01:04:38I was being a coward for pushing you away
01:04:44I know now
01:04:46That if I let that happen
01:04:47I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me
01:04:51Time stops when I'm with you
01:04:55It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back
01:05:00And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles
01:05:05Yeah, I know I know I should let you go
01:05:08But I want you
01:05:10To need me
01:05:12The way that I need you
01:05:13How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:05:17Because, Samantha Smiles
01:05:18I am
01:05:19Just
01:05:19Miserably
01:05:21Pathetically
01:05:22In love with you
01:05:23I want every week
01:05:29Every day
01:05:30Every moment
01:05:31To be with you
01:05:32What do you say?
01:05:34Forget the past
01:05:35Ignore the future
01:05:36Let's just get in my car and drive
01:05:37You and me
01:05:38We'll go anywhere the world wants to go
01:05:40I'll go anywhere in the world with you
01:05:41Are you really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:05:45Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto
01:05:47You know, as long as I'm going with you
01:05:50Just say yes
01:05:52Please say yes, please
01:05:54Yes
01:06:08And I won't run out of gas
01:06:18I love them both
01:06:20But I'm literally going to kill them
01:06:21If they don't make up before the honeymoon's over
01:06:23Maybe some relationships just take time to
01:06:26Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:06:29No fucking way
01:06:30They're making out too
01:06:32You owe me 50 bucks?
01:06:36Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away
01:06:38without saying bye to the bride?
01:06:40I hope you know
01:06:41I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' wedding
01:06:43Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad
01:06:45Hey, she was my friend
01:06:47She was your girl, okay?
01:06:48You're always going to be number one
01:06:50Oh, we will see about that
01:06:52Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum
01:06:55We are going to hit the road
01:06:57Where are you guys even going?
01:07:02To the gas station
01:07:03Ha, ha, ha, ha
01:07:06We are going to be number one
01:07:10Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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