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00:00Two, two, three, four, 90 days.
00:02Let's go.
00:04Let's go.
00:04Let's get it, get it.
00:14Don't burn the eggs like last time.
00:16Who the hell is watching him so closely,
00:19don't burn the eggs?
00:20On a recent trip, I met two very attractive women
00:24from Madagascar.
00:26So I decided to go on the dating site
00:29and search to Madagascar.
00:31I have a type, A, B, and O.
00:34I don't care what blood type you are.
00:35I'm just looking for a man.
00:36I'm single.
00:37Yeah, that's my type.
00:38That's my type.
00:39As long as I can remember, I've always
00:41been a super hopeless romantic.
00:44I just couldn't wait to have someone there who loves me
00:47more than anything.
00:49She's beautiful.
00:50Oh, my god.
00:51I might be falling in love.
00:53Well, she's already in love with somebody else.
00:54She is taken.
00:55Yeah, well, sometimes they don't make it.
00:56That's true.
00:57She already done planned a wedding,
00:58and she don't even know the man.
00:59Like somebody else I know.
01:01I'll take it.
01:03I'll take it.
01:04I'll take it.
01:11Before the 90 Days season premiere night.
01:15So here's the things about Before the 90s.
01:17Number one, it's always the best, because it's the craziest.
01:20People going to countries, they don't know, cultures,
01:22they don't know.
01:23Number two, we started on Before the 90s.
01:26We should have a special place in my heart.
01:28It better have a special place in yours.
01:29It sure does.
01:30And we had to bring this guy.
01:32Cesar, what's going on, man?
01:33Hey, what's up, guys?
01:34How you guys doing?
01:35What's going on?
01:36So excited to watch the season premiere.
01:38I'm excited.
01:39Oh, man.
01:40You are the man, Cesar.
01:41Yeah.
01:41You think you could just, like, squeeze right here
01:43while he does that?
01:44This is not a spa day.
01:45Cesar is doing this out of love and care for your nasty feet.
01:49Hey, you want to take me to Mexico?
01:50Mm-hmm.
01:52He'll show up.
01:52Oh, yeah, hey, man, y'all.
01:53I'll show up.
01:56Hey, hey.
01:57I brought a friend.
01:58Josh.
01:59It's Josh is never coming to this house again.
02:02Hey, come on in.
02:06Hello.
02:06Woo!
02:09Eddie boy.
02:10Hey, should I be walking on eggshells or not?
02:12I don't know.
02:13Maybe.
02:13Maybe just sit right here.
02:14Let's have some space.
02:15Hi.
02:15Hi.
02:16You know what, guys?
02:16I thought we should just settle everything.
02:18OK.
02:19So I invited Ad to come watch.
02:20OK.
02:21I just feel, I don't know.
02:22I feel like, you know, that was three years ago.
02:24You know, we're both in different places.
02:26We're like one big happy family.
02:28Are we?
02:29Kimberly, you seem to think that your doesn't stink.
02:31Oh, no, my stinks.
02:33Can I give you some advice?
02:34Take it from an old school wise woman.
02:36You need to go talk to Ad.
02:37You need to go over there and be like, bye, bitch.
02:39A glass of red wine on that white shirt would be everything.
02:42I would pay you to do it.
02:43I apologize for my part.
02:44Yeah.
02:45You know what I mean?
02:46So we can make amends, right?
02:47You got it, yeah.
02:47OK, truce.
02:48Truce.
02:49Oh, we can do better than that.
02:50Group hug.
02:51There we go.
02:52We can do better than that.
02:53Oh, yeah.
02:54Oh, my goodness.
02:56I see you in real life.
02:57Oh, Yolanda.
03:00So nice to meet you.
03:01Nice to meet you, too.
03:03Thank you, beautiful.
03:05Now we are complete to watch this premiere.
03:08Yes.
03:08How did you guys even get to, like, know each other, Ash?
03:11Well, I've been in my rewatch era.
03:13And I saw Yolanda's story again.
03:15And I'm like, let me find this girl on social media.
03:18Oh, wow.
03:18So I hit her up on social media and invited her to come out to watch the premiere with us.
03:22Well, this is a nice surprise.
03:24We're going to have fun tonight.
03:25We're going to have fun.
03:26Yes.
03:26I'm ready.
03:27Cesar, how's it going?
03:28Oh, it's going really good.
03:30I don't think I've seen you since the tell-all for the single life.
03:33So what you got popping right now with girls, man?
03:35Who you with?
03:35I'm really searching for somebody now.
03:37I'm looking for somebody to be my other half.
03:39Me too.
03:40I found someone.
03:41Oh, my God.
03:42You did?
03:42I know.
03:43That looks beautiful.
03:44The last time I saw you, I was getting-
03:45What is that?
03:46Sapphire?
03:46Dumped.
03:47It's an emerald.
03:48It's a Cracker Jack box ring.
03:49It is not a Cracker Jack box ring.
03:51It's what I wanted.
03:51It's an emerald.
03:52But yes, when you stop looking, they always say it, magic happens.
03:57Jamal, I'm so confused.
03:58How did this friendship happen?
04:00Well, we, he's the big spoon and I'm the little spoon.
04:03Yeah, right here.
04:05This is it.
04:05Is that it?
04:06No, we met out in Miami.
04:08When we did the hunt for love tell all.
04:10Oh, yeah.
04:11Um, and we had a little bromance going on.
04:13Oh, I love it.
04:14Yeah, Rob was-
04:15He's not too bad.
04:16Rob was all jealous.
04:17Yeah, Josh too probably.
04:18Oh, I bet Josh was mad jealous.
04:25Get to meet all the couples.
04:27Are we in Switzerland?
04:28I think Alaska.
04:29You think it's Alaska?
04:30Yes.
04:30We started with a mountain for a reason, an ice-capped mountain.
04:33Utah.
04:34Is it Utah?
04:35It's giving spooky season vibes.
04:36What?
04:37This reminds me of one of those murder shows.
04:40Yeah, it's like a serial killer documentary.
04:48Why are there cameras in the house?
04:50Is somebody watching him?
04:52And he's got security cameras in his kitchen?
04:54I also have security cameras in my kitchen.
04:56You're crazy.
04:57Whoa, whoa, what's going on here?
05:04Somebody is watching him while eating popcorn.
05:06Who is watching him?
05:08I don't know.
05:12Don't burn the eggs like last time.
05:14Who the hell is watching him so closely?
05:17Don't burn the eggs.
05:20Don't worry.
05:21Everything's going good, baby.
05:23I love you.
05:24Love you too, baby bear.
05:27Oh, she's got a camera on his ass, boy.
05:32Baby bear.
05:34They probably have kinky sex.
05:35They do.
05:36That's what they do right now.
05:38Yeah.
05:41Forrest.
05:42Okay, Forrest.
05:43Oh, Forrest.
05:43He's in Oregon.
05:44Okay.
05:45Forrest Gump.
05:46I want some shrimp.
05:47I've got Cajun shrimp.
05:49Buffalo shrimp.
05:50I've got white shrimp.
05:50It's a little trail.
05:53I've set my house up as a smart home.
05:57And to top it off, I have security cameras that my girlfriend,
06:01Sheena, pretty much has access to 24-7.
06:05That is excessive.
06:06If I'm in a relationship, I'm not going to,
06:08I have cameras in my house, of course,
06:09but I'm not going to let some man have access to my cameras.
06:12Sorry.
06:13Have you ever had a man just watch you on surveillance,
06:16like cook his breakfast?
06:17No, but I watch my fiancee,
06:19whenever he's shirtless in the kitchen,
06:20like when I'm out of town,
06:22every time I get an alert, I'm like,
06:24mm, look at my baby getting a sandwich.
06:26Would you let this happen if a girl wanted to watch you
06:29like 24-7?
06:30Would you be cool with that?
06:32Yeah, I'd be cool with that.
06:33You know, I would have like a little bunny outfit,
06:35you know, with pink bunny ears.
06:36And you'd hop-ity hop-hop around?
06:38Yeah, yeah.
06:38I'd have like a little thong on with baby oil and lotion,
06:42make it shine, nice and shiny.
06:44I don't disbelieve you.
06:47Sheena is extra special to me.
06:50She's one of the only people that has truly
06:54put out the effort to understand me.
06:57But she lives in the Philippines.
06:59What?
07:00Oh, man.
07:02Oh, no.
07:04Get Rose on the phone right now.
07:07And we've been dating for seven years,
07:09but we never truly met each other in person.
07:11Seven years?
07:14You're spending all this money on all this technology for your house,
07:18and you couldn't buy yourself a ticket to the Philippines?
07:20Something is wrong.
07:22OK, we're going to find out something is wrong.
07:25How long were you with Rose before you met her?
07:26Six or seven months.
07:27Wow.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Imagine seven years.
07:31How long were you talking to Williams, was it, before you tried to meet him?
07:37You know what? Six months.
07:38Wow.
07:39And I was trying to meet him, and that was too long.
07:41Right.
07:41Six months.
07:42Seven years.
07:43Seven years.
07:44Seven years.
07:45How long did you talk to Maria before you got ghosted in Mexico?
07:49My thing was five years.
07:51Five years?
07:52Yeah, five years.
07:53And I was giving up $800 every two weeks for like five years.
07:56Oh.
07:57Now my cutoff date is like about a month.
07:59So I'm on Filipino time because I want to spend as much time with Sheena as possible.
08:06And then if she wants more romance, hey, Siri, start sexy mode.
08:14There it goes.
08:15I didn't even know Siri had that mode.
08:26I told you guys, this is the kinky couple.
08:28Oh.
08:29I can't.
08:29I can't.
08:30I can't.
08:31No.
08:32Oh my god.
08:33Okay.
08:34It's going to forest dance.
08:36Yeah.
08:36There it is.
08:37Go for it.
08:38Let's go.
08:39Let's go for it.
08:40After seven years, I've finally got enough money so I can book a flight to go visit
08:45Sheena in the Philippines.
08:47I am super duper excited.
08:49I cannot wait to be there.
08:54Forest.
08:54Hey mom.
08:56How's it going?
08:57I'm all right.
08:58God, that thing is always staring at me everywhere I go.
09:01Hey, Sheena.
09:03Mama.
09:04Oh god.
09:05Hey, Molly.
09:06When I leave in a few days, both my mom and my stepdad are going with me to the Philippines.
09:13I'm kind of worried because my mom's definitely hard-headed.
09:17She has her own opinions on things, and she'll definitely say whatever's on her mind.
09:24I think she wants to protect you, honey.
09:26I do too.
09:27Yeah.
09:28I want to meet this girl bad.
09:30We're about to, Tim.
09:31I'm ready to go.
09:32Okay, let's hit it.
09:33Let's move on out of here.
09:34Okay.
09:35All righty.
09:35I know she has good intentions, but she also has an issue with complicating things.
09:42And I'm really nervous that she's going to blow everything up.
09:47She has a way of complicating things, AKA being a mother who's like responsible and prepared,
09:52because this boy would show up with no luggage.
09:56As a mom, I can see where Molly's going to like protect her son,
09:59but she looks like the type that's going to control every single aspect of the trip.
10:03Yeah, crazy.
10:04I really do love Zied, and like he is different.
10:07He bought me a ring.
10:08Do you not realize that this is exactly what you did with Mohamed last year?
10:14Oh, my God.
10:16There's a Mohamed.
10:17If they broke up a year ago, how long have you been talking to Zied for?
10:22Ooh.
10:22To be asking for a whole ring and marriage and all of this.
10:25Exactly.
10:27After watching Forrest, I really believe he's being catfished by Sheena.
10:32So since you've experienced it, do you have a list of knowing when somebody's being catfished?
10:36Yes, I definitely have a list.
10:37First of all, okay, seven years.
10:40Seven years of relationship and you haven't seen her?
10:43That's number one, okay?
10:45Number two is when someone else close to you sees it and you don't.
10:50You know, for instance, my children saw a lot of red flags that just went straight by me,
10:54because I thought I was in love.
10:56Yeah.
10:56So by his mother seeing all the things that Forrest has not seen,
10:59because love is blind, yeah, it's definitely a catfish moment.
11:03I believe he's being catfished.
11:04Are we in L.A.?
11:07Ooh.
11:08Where are we?
11:10Oh, we're going right into it.
11:12Oh, Mary.
11:14Somebody has made up their mind.
11:15Waking dresses.
11:16They not waiting.
11:18Wait, no.
11:19Weakening by the hour, stone by stone.
11:26Uh, like the hair, she's beautiful.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:31I might be falling in love.
11:33Well, she's already in love with somebody else.
11:34She is taken.
11:35Yeah, well, sometimes they don't make it.
11:36That's true.
11:38Who's us?
11:39She's beautiful.
11:41I hope she tell whoever she going to be with that he going to marry her.
11:44Exactly.
11:45Because I don't even know.
11:46She already done planned the wedding and she don't even know the man.
11:49Like somebody else I know.
11:51I'll take it.
11:52I'll take it.
11:53I'll take it.
11:54Emma.
11:55Emma.
11:55Emma.
11:56Emma.
11:56Emma.
11:57I don't know.
11:57I think I just want to try on a couple more.
11:59Just a couple.
11:59Okay, but we're here for me.
12:01I'm getting married.
12:03Right.
12:04Oh!
12:05You're rude.
12:05So Frida's getting married?
12:07Are you trying on wedding dresses?
12:09I thought she was the bride.
12:10What the?
12:11Oh, my gosh.
12:12Emma.
12:14What?
12:15How are you guys just...
12:16Okay, so Emma might be single.
12:19Emma might be single.
12:24My name is Emma and I am 27 years old.
12:28I'm an old lady.
12:30I just feel like at this point, I should be married.
12:32I should have a family.
12:33I should have kids.
12:34But instead, I'm living with my sister, Izzy.
12:38Married and have a family.
12:40Let me tell you, I had both of those things at 27.
12:42They were...
12:42It was a horrible idea.
12:43I'm telling you, she's perfect for me.
12:44She's ready to settle down.
12:46She's ready to have a child, pop one out.
12:48She's beautiful.
12:48She looks Latina, but maybe she's not that crazy.
12:52Uh-huh.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:55Hello.
12:56Hi.
12:57Excuse me.
12:58Oh, look at the babies.
13:00I love puppies.
13:02I love them.
13:03Oh.
13:04Uh-oh.
13:05I'm gonna do it.
13:06No, leave her alone.
13:07We got cat yoga over here.
13:11Oh, my gosh.
13:12Oh, my God, that's adorable.
13:13I would never do any yoga, though.
13:14I would just play with the puppies the whole time.
13:16Yeah, there's probably just poop and peeing all over the place.
13:19This one is so cute.
13:21I can adopt you, and I can name him Morocco.
13:26We're going to Morocco.
13:28That's where we're going.
13:29I don't think that's a good idea.
13:31Why?
13:32Because I feel like you shouldn't even be going to Morocco in the first place.
13:36It's not like I've met these stand-up guys in LA.
13:39Well, it's not like you're meeting stand-up guys in Morocco.
13:41Zied is a stand-up guy, Izzy.
13:43Another Zied, you guys.
13:45Another Zied.
13:46You know, Moroccan men are stereotypically very, uh,
13:50they want a very traditional woman.
13:52Yes, they do.
13:54These girly pops are not giving traditional.
13:56No, they're not.
13:57This is going to be interesting.
13:59Very interesting.
14:02Zied is 27 years old, and he's from Marrakesh in Morocco.
14:07He's cute.
14:07He give a model vibes.
14:09Yeah.
14:10He probably still lives with his mom.
14:12Anytime the guys come out with the modeling shots,
14:14they're broke.
14:15Mmm.
14:16Oh.
14:17Because they think their face is going to get them through life.
14:20Girl, you are too hot for him.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Respectfully.
14:23What's wrong with him?
14:24Everything, Tim.
14:26In a few days, I am flying to Morocco to see him,
14:31and I am not leaving until there is a ring on my finger, and I am engaged.
14:36Oh, good luck, sweetheart.
14:38Yeah.
14:38I mean, I kind of did the same thing, so.
14:40I really do love Zied, and, like, he is different.
14:43He bought me a ring.
14:45Do you not realize that this is exactly what you did with Mohamed last year?
14:51What?
14:51There's a Mohamed.
14:52She's a repeat offender.
14:57If they broke up a year ago, how long have you been talking to Zied for to be asking for a whole
15:05ring and marriage and all of this?
15:07Oh!
15:08Last year, I flew to Morocco for the first time to meet Mohamed, and I was completely head over
15:15heels in love with him, but he ended up breaking my heart.
15:20So what you're trying to tell me is you have a thing for Moroccan men.
15:24Yeah, she's a little bit of, maybe she's Moroccan.
15:28But the main thing I'm worried about is that Zied knows nothing about any of this.
15:37He doesn't know that I was engaged before to a different Moroccan man,
15:43and I have no idea what's going to happen when he finds out.
15:50Oh, you're being deceitful starting out.
15:53Busted.
15:55What happened with the previous engagement?
15:57That's a good question, Ashley.
15:59Yeah, yeah.
15:59And Kwari reminds one of those.
16:02If I was her, I would go somewhere else and find a man, because she already tried it.
16:07In Morocco before, and it didn't work.
16:08Yeah.
16:09But why keep going back?
16:10You know how this is going to go.
16:12He's not going to like that at all.
16:14Yeah, he's going to get real jealous.
16:16I'm also guessing these cutesy little outfits are not going to fly in Morocco.
16:19Probably not.
16:21My boyfriend's name is Birkan, and he lives in Izmir, Turkey.
16:26How old is he?
16:30He's 26.
16:31Oh my God.
16:32Girl, sit down.
16:34Keep your ass right here in Washington.
16:36He's not even dirty.
16:37You're like him.
16:38Young like him.
16:38Young like him.
16:39Yolanda is single.
16:43He look like he's still getting bottle fed.
16:47Emma and her sister are doing some puppy yoga.
16:49We should try some cat yoga.
16:50Right here.
16:52Ready?
16:52Ready, Ed?
16:53Yeah.
16:53Ready?
16:54Here we go.
16:55Oh, yeah.
16:57Oh, yeah.
16:58Doesn't that feel relaxing?
16:59Get in there.
17:00I'm sleeping.
17:00Oh, yeah.
17:01Look.
17:01We're just really getting in there.
17:03Yeah.
17:03Oh, yeah.
17:05We're getting in there.
17:05Woo-wee.
17:06Yeah, this is a strong cat.
17:11Where in the US are hugs on the water like that?
17:13Louisiana?
17:14Florida?
17:15Yeah, down south, maybe.
17:16Florida.
17:17No, Georgia.
17:18Alabama.
17:19All right, y'all are just naming states.
17:21South Carolina.
17:22We just meeting Laura.
17:30She already paddling some balls.
17:32Mommy.
17:33So it must be a dry spell.
17:37Oh, mommy.
17:40Oh, my goodness, ladies.
17:42OK.
17:42I'm blushing.
17:44Oh, my goodness.
17:47I'm Laura.
17:47I'm 47 years old.
17:49I am a fifth grade teacher at an elementary school,
17:52and I'm from Vancouver, Washington.
17:54That tracks.
17:55Yep.
17:55The outfit.
17:56Yep.
17:57Oh, there you go, mom.
17:58Oh.
17:59A teacher.
17:59Fellow teacher.
18:00Yay.
18:01Aw.
18:02Hey, I'll tell you what.
18:03My favorite teachers were in fifth grade.
18:05Yeah?
18:05Shout out Miss Ballinger and Miss Ferris.
18:08One of my favorite hobbies is reading smutty,
18:11dark, romantic-y novels.
18:14I've even dabbled in writing them sometimes.
18:17Oh, she's one of those.
18:18Mm-hmm.
18:19Smutty, those are romantic novels that you like.
18:22Yeah.
18:22Oh, wait.
18:24Teacher.
18:25She's a teacher.
18:26Yes.
18:26You have a lot in common with Laura.
18:28Y'all just put me on blast like that.
18:30I put you on blast.
18:31You and Laura got a lot in common.
18:33Y'all have a lot in common.
18:34Mom loves those novels.
18:36Oh, yes.
18:37I just don't use the word smutty.
18:38OK.
18:39OK.
18:40You know that your mom and my mom both used
18:42to read those romance novels on the beach when we were kids.
18:45Oh, my god.
18:45I don't think my mom did.
18:46She 100% did, because I've seen those books at her house.
18:49No, she doesn't have porn books at her house.
18:50They're not porn.
18:51They're steamy romance novels.
18:54So far, most guys haven't been very interested in the things
18:58that I like until I met Michael.
19:02Hey, guys.
19:03Sorry I'm late.
19:04No time.
19:06All right.
19:06Ready?
19:07Heads up, tits up.
19:08Let's up.
19:09Wait.
19:10Hold on.
19:10Wait.
19:11I thought before the 90 days, we didn't know each other.
19:13Now they know each other?
19:14They already met?
19:15Well, no.
19:15I'm confused.
19:16Is he from another country?
19:18This is super confusing.
19:19So where's the guy in another country?
19:23Right?
19:24I first met Michael playing pickleball at a local park.
19:27We clicked instantly and also just cleaned up on the court.
19:32We don't only play pickleball together.
19:35We hike, we bike, we kayak, we line dance, we cook together,
19:41we have amazing conversations together.
19:44He is just an incredible person.
19:46She found her person.
19:47But wait.
19:48She didn't mention sex.
19:50There you go.
19:50Exactly.
19:51What's going on?
19:52Something's not right in this soup.
19:53Yeah.
19:54Michael's married.
19:56I don't see a ring.
19:57That's her ex.
20:00Michael is her ex.
20:01Everyone who has seen Michael and me interact
20:06would assume that we are either dating or are married.
20:10He really is just my best friend.
20:13Well, now that I know Michael is just your best friend,
20:15I'm already seeing a red flag.
20:16Yeah.
20:17Because I've been in a position where I've dated someone
20:19and she had a guy best friend.
20:20Mm-hmm.
20:21It was terrible.
20:22How have you never had a drunken night where you were like,
20:25mm, some sounds really tasty right about now?
20:28My actual boyfriend's name is Birkan,
20:33and he lives in Izmir, Turkey.
20:37Oh, Lord.
20:39Oh, my God.
20:41Girl, sit down.
20:42Keep your ass right here in Washington right now.
20:45Oh, my goodness.
20:47Oh.
20:47No.
20:48He's not even 30.
20:49No.
20:50He's not even 30.
20:51You like him young like your mom and them do.
20:53Yolanda does like him young.
20:55And Yolanda is single.
20:57I'll never be a smack on the floor, of course, for you.
21:00Yeah.
21:01Birkan has this amazing bad boy aesthetic.
21:05Here we go with these boy model pictures.
21:08Yep, he's broke.
21:10Oh, my God.
21:11That looked like a whole lot of trouble.
21:13Mm.
21:14He look like he's still getting bottle fed.
21:15Yeah.
21:17It's a little crazy.
21:18I know.
21:18Why is it a little crazy?
21:19Because he's super young.
21:20How old is he?
21:22He's 26.
21:24Oh.
21:24What?
21:25Whoa.
21:26Let me shut up.
21:27Let me shut the hell up right now.
21:30Laura, you better call me.
21:31He look like Williams.
21:32Ooh.
21:33And you know the Williams.
21:34Ooh.
21:35With an S.
21:36With an S.
21:36I know them well.
21:38Wow.
21:40Poor Michael.
21:41Michael's like, what about me?
21:42I'm a man.
21:43Yeah.
21:44But when I met Laura, she was engaged.
21:47So my brain was completely off.
21:50I wasn't thinking of her in a romantic way.
21:52You ready for dinner?
21:53Yeah.
21:53What do you want to do?
21:54Sushi?
21:55Sushi sounds great.
21:56He's literally taking her on dates.
21:57You never treat me to sushi.
21:58Especially not now.
22:00With inflation prices?
22:02No, because you're engaged.
22:03Oh.
22:04Oh, he been in a friend zone and he don't want to be there.
22:08He want to be closer to Laura.
22:10I mean, he courts her, dates her, takes her out.
22:13Mm-hmm.
22:13Exactly.
22:14Mm-hmm.
22:15He secretly loves her.
22:16Oh, yeah.
22:17Dude, there's no way Birkin is going to be okay with that relationship.
22:19Beer can.
22:20Beer can.
22:21His name's Birkin, right?
22:22No, it's Beer can.
22:23It's Beer can.
22:24It is, isn't it?
22:24It's Beer can.
22:25I am definitely worried that Beer can will get in the way of our relationship.
22:28In a way, he already has.
22:31If he was to actually come here, I mean, that would completely dissolve what we have.
22:35I'm actually feeling pretty good about Laura.
22:37Because when this whole thing blows up for her in Turkey, she's got Michael to fall back on.
22:42She's got her little Timmy-wimmy.
22:43And a few weeks ago, she just stopped talking to me.
22:49She basically ghosted me.
22:52Finally, after five days, she answered my call.
22:56If a girl ghosts me for five hours, I'm feeling type of way.
23:00But maybe she had to take a pause.
23:01Maybe he was too intense for her.
23:02Why would she not just say that?
23:04Because they'll probably start another argument.
23:05I do not feel good about this already, guys.
23:07Yeah, that's a red flag.
23:08There's too many secrets.
23:09Yeah.
23:10She's already demanding babies like they haven't even met.
23:13It's a huge age gap.
23:15They're still just in completely different life stages.
23:18Yolanda, I love Laura's smutty little stories.
23:22Me too.
23:24Listen, let's do our own.
23:25Okay.
23:25I'll start.
23:26You've got to finish.
23:27Okay.
23:28He walked in and ripped off his shirt.
23:32And I started sweating profusely.
23:35Oh.
23:36Looking at that ad.
23:38Oh.
23:39I said, come here.
23:41Come closer.
23:42Do the things that I want you to do.
23:44Oh.
23:45Wait a minute.
23:47I got something for us.
23:48Some handcuffs.
23:50Oh.
23:51Put them on me.
23:52Put them on me.
23:53Oh, I'm about to scream again.
23:54Ah!
23:56Oh!
23:57Ching, ching.
23:58Come on, baby.
23:59Okay, yes.
24:00We got it, ladies.
24:01Uh-uh.
24:02We just getting started.
24:02We just getting started.
24:04No, no, no, no.
24:04We got it.
24:05We got it.
24:05We're good.
24:05I didn't finish.
24:06No.
24:07We're good.
24:08We are good.
24:14Cesar, I'm...
24:14Yeah, go ahead.
24:15It's all right.
24:16I'm just using your leg as an arm probe here.
24:18It's fine.
24:18Okay, why is no one else dancing?
24:20I'm not going to invite you guys to pillow talk house party.
24:22We're not going to invite you.
24:23All right, all right.
24:24We're like this.
24:24Cesar's more my vibe.
24:26Wiggle and jiggle.
24:26Thank you, Cesar.
24:28Oh, yeah.
24:29Woo!
24:29There we go, baby.
24:34He said, oh, I'm Rick.
24:36Ooh.
24:37Ooh.
24:38Ooh.
24:38Hi, Rick.
24:39Okay.
24:40We're in L.A.
24:41L.A.
24:42Not far from me, Rick.
24:43No.
24:44Okay.
24:45Not you looking.
24:45Muscles.
24:46Ooh, not you looking, girl.
24:49Yes, I am.
24:50You can look.
24:50Okay, right.
24:51I can look.
24:52I'm single.
24:52That's right.
24:53You are single.
24:55My name is Rick.
24:56I'm 52 years old, and I live in Los Angeles, California.
24:59He sounds like Cesar.
25:01Oh, yes.
25:02You're not Cesar.
25:03Oh, that's the Neil Slung guy.
25:04Yeah.
25:05Aren't you also, well, how old are you?
25:06Aren't you guys the same age?
25:0752, yeah.
25:08Rick, 52 from L.A.
25:0953.
25:10You a good .
25:11Yeah.
25:12Black don't crack.
25:13But I need some Botox off.
25:14Black don't crack.
25:15Yeah, that's true.
25:18Any time that I have free, I'm spending with my kids.
25:21Good job.
25:22You're so strong, man.
25:24I have five children, three are grown adults from previous relationships,
25:30and two young sons from my most recent marriage.
25:34He's got five children.
25:36Five?
25:37Whoa.
25:38Oh, wait a minute.
25:39Oh, Rick has been busy.
25:42I hope he's being honest with the person he's seeing, that he has his family.
25:46Exactly.
25:46Yeah.
25:47He has his family.
25:47Because I would be very intimidated if you meet him and he's five children.
25:52My girlfriend's name is Trisha.
25:54She's 25 years old, and she's from Madagascar.
25:58She lives in Madagascar?
26:00Trisha's beautiful.
26:01Oh, she's beautiful.
26:02Beautiful.
26:03Way too young for you, Rick.
26:04Yes.
26:05Leave her alone.
26:05That's what got him with the two young babies.
26:07Oh, no.
26:08Maybe she gets somebody a little older.
26:10A little older.
26:10Yes, I was hoping he went that way.
26:12She's going to want children.
26:13Yes, she is, if she don't have them already.
26:16I love to travel, and on a recent trip, I met two very attractive women from Madagascar.
26:24My only knowledge of Madagascar was the animated film.
26:28It's from the cartoon movie.
26:30I've seen it.
26:30I've seen all of them.
26:31I like the penguins.
26:33Either way, I thought to myself, these girls are so beautiful.
26:37So I decided to go on a dating site and search to Madagascar.
26:43I think Colombian women are beautiful, so maybe I'll get on a Colombian now.
26:46No.
26:47Oh, you've done it.
26:48I did the same thing.
26:49I just had this fetish for Filipino girls.
26:55You know, how about you say it in a less creepier way?
26:57Well, I mean, I think my type speaks for itself.
27:01I've always liked Latin men.
27:02Really?
27:04Yeah, Manuel's not my first go around.
27:05I have a type.
27:06A, B, and O. I don't care what blood type you are.
27:09I'm just looking for a man, I'm saying.
27:10Yeah, that's my type.
27:11That's my type.
27:13Hello.
27:13Hello, Trish.
27:14My Malagasy queen.
27:16Hello, my baby.
27:17My Malagasy queen is amazing.
27:20You know, when I look at Frederick and Samson, they're so cute.
27:25It makes me want to have babies.
27:28I know that if we had babies, they would turn out so beautiful.
27:34But you know, I already have five.
27:38He's old enough to be her daddy.
27:40And this is a little soon for her to be talking about a baby.
27:43He's 52 and supposed to be season.
27:45He had like he's 25 and in love.
27:46Exactly.
27:48I mean, if you got five, what's six?
27:51Or seven, yeah.
27:52He seems to like them.
27:54Rick's kids are probably the same age as Trish.
27:56Yeah.
27:57How do you two feel about that, dating people who are the same age as your children?
28:01Well, hold on.
28:02I was 54 in love with Rose, who was 23, with a 29-year-old daughter.
28:07Weird.
28:08You?
28:09I was 51 with a 29-year-old son and my man was 32.
28:15What was I thinking?
28:16What was I thinking?
28:18Weird.
28:19I don't feel like our relationship is ready to be thinking about kids right now
28:24because I don't know if I can fully trust her.
28:29A few weeks ago, she just stopped talking to me.
28:34She basically ghosted me.
28:38Finally, after five days, she answered my call.
28:43I still don't know what really happened.
28:46If a girl goes to me for five hours, I'm feeling type of way.
28:49But maybe she had to take a pause.
28:51Maybe he was too intense for her.
28:52Why would she not just say that?
28:53Because they would probably start another argument.
28:55She ghosted him.
28:56You can't defend that.
28:57Mm.
28:58Okay, I do not feel good about this already, guys.
28:59Yeah, that's a red flag.
29:00There's too many secrets.
29:02Yeah.
29:02She's already demanding babies, like they haven't even met.
29:06It's a huge age gap.
29:07And I will say, he looks good.
29:09They match.
29:10But they're still just in completely different life stages.
29:14I'm serious on what you're taking me to see.
29:17Okay, do you remember when you turned 18, where we went?
29:22Oh, no way.
29:23Yep, we're going back there.
29:24The sex shop.
29:25Yep.
29:26That's disgusting.
29:28I would never go to a sex shop with you.
29:29I can't even look at you right now, bro.
29:31No, that's disgusting.
29:33I would feel weird going to a sex store with you.
29:35Because mom loves to make things awkward.
29:37Look on the toys.
29:38You like Ash.
29:39Look at this.
29:39Ash sounds just like my children.
29:41Yeah.
29:42Like, what do I do with this?
29:43They could be like, mom, you just kill me now.
29:47Cesar, I got some snacks for you.
29:49Oh, man.
29:50Bring them on over.
29:51Here's your snackums.
29:53Oh, yeah.
29:54I didn't know which kind of the edible panties you like.
29:56Do you want to try this one on?
29:57No.
29:58Because, you know, I'm modeling this one for him.
29:59So I got you a couple different kinds of the edible panties,
30:04because I know they're your favorite.
30:05Oh, thank you.
30:06So there's one, and here's another one.
30:08Man, that's what I've always wanted.
30:10For your nibbling pleasure.
30:12Isn't that good?
30:15Oh, man.
30:16You know what?
30:16Those were for him, not for you.
30:18I know what kind of snacks you like.
30:19Do you like it?
30:19You want to try it?
30:20How do I try it?
30:22Mmm.
30:24Tart.
30:25Crunchy.
30:25Yeah.
30:26Tart.
30:26Cesar, get you a bite of this one.
30:29Anything like that.
30:30Mmm.
30:31Oh, yeah.
30:31Here's it.
30:32I do have the best snacks, Cesar, if you haven't heard.
30:34Get a bite of the back.
30:34Yeah, she does.
30:35You taste good.
30:36You taste good.
30:36I tell you, you're going to like this place.
30:46Hey, we're back in Oregon.
30:47Molly and Forrest.
30:48Oh, Molly and Forrest.
30:50Mmm.
30:50Let's see where Forrest's mama is taking him.
30:53So, are you ready?
30:54I am ready, mom.
30:56I'm curious on what you're taking me to see.
30:59Do you remember when you turned 18, where we went?
31:04Oh, no way.
31:04Yep, we're going back there, the sex shop.
31:08Yep.
31:10That's disgusting.
31:11I would never go to a sex shop with you.
31:12Mom, I can't even look at you right now, bro.
31:14No, that's disgusting.
31:15I'm going to tell y'all right now, mom, we are not like this mom and son.
31:20No, no, absolutely not.
31:21Sex shop?
31:22What?
31:22Who takes her 18-year-old to a sex shop?
31:24Maybe he needs a new blow-up, though.
31:26We got Chloe a necklace when she turned 18.
31:28Yeah.
31:29I would feel weird going to a sex store with you, because mom loves to make things awkward.
31:33I just teach you.
31:34She would have so much fun in it, and I would just, like, be incredibly embarrassed.
31:39Embarrassed, yes.
31:40What kind of toys you like?
31:41Ashley, look at this.
31:42Ashley sounds just like my children.
31:44Yeah.
31:45I'd be like, what do I do with this?
31:46I'm like, mom, you just kill me now.
31:48Yeah.
31:49If it wasn't from my mother, I would have never met Sheena in the first place.
31:54Oh, how's that?
31:55Oh, okay.
31:56I need to hear this story.
31:57I have autism and ADHD.
32:02It can be very hard for me at times to relate to other people.
32:07So my mom added me to a social media group.
32:09Oh, boy.
32:10I kept going first.
32:12But after joining the group, it was about 35 seconds in, and I saw Sheena's post.
32:16Aw.
32:19I just commented on it, and everything happened.
32:22She started messaging me.
32:23We just fell.
32:24I just fell more and more in love with her every single day.
32:28The reason why the mom is being so overprotective is because people can take advantage of him.
32:33Her brother, our son, has autism.
32:35Yeah.
32:36He's 28.
32:37It's very hard.
32:38Oh, definitely.
32:43Adult story.
32:44Big old yellow letter.
32:46Veronica, I feel like we've been in a couple of these.
32:48We certainly have.
32:49It's actually the last time I was in one of these, I flew with you.
32:51Is that when I bought you the vibrating panties with a remote control?
32:54Oh, I'd forgotten about those.
32:56Are we looking for any specific items?
32:58He has a girlfriend in the Philippines.
33:01And I want to get him something good to give to her, make her feel special.
33:04Perfect.
33:05Maybe some lingerie.
33:06Lingerie.
33:06Probably something purple.
33:07I brought a purple teddy to the Philippines for Rose, and Rose goes, what's a teddy?
33:13Then I handed her the toothpaste, and it was over.
33:18Oh, yes.
33:18What sizes are we looking for?
33:21She's about five foot and about almost 200 pounds.
33:25Forrest.
33:25Yeah.
33:26She's shapely.
33:27She's shapely.
33:28She is.
33:28We are queen size.
33:30Yes.
33:31Queen size is a way to say it.
33:32Yes.
33:33Queen size is perfect.
33:33You know, I'm such rude, but she's perfect to me.
33:38Us queen size people need love, too.
33:40That's right.
33:41That's right.
33:42I love it.
33:42Queen size.
33:43I love it.
33:43I love it.
33:44Mm-hmm.
33:45I'm not trying to sound like I'm harping about Sheena, because I love Sheena.
33:48And I do want you to have a happy family.
33:50But gosh darn it, Forrest.
33:51There's something fishy going on with her parents.
33:55Oh, what?
33:56What's going on?
33:57What did the parents have to do with that?
33:58The parents.
33:59Sheena had a bank account with money that was supposed to be saved for her and Forrest,
34:06so that they could start their lives together.
34:08But years later, Sheena tells Forrest that her parents were on that account,
34:14and they took all of the money out of it, stole it.
34:16Oh.
34:17Oh, damn.
34:18That is a scam.
34:19How did the parents even get on the account?
34:21Mm-mm.
34:23Here's the thing.
34:23In different cultures, you 100% have to provide for the family.
34:26In a lot of cultures, it's family over everything.
34:28Oh, yeah.
34:29Love is blind, and all he sees is Sheena.
34:31Sheena, that's right.
34:32Yeah, mama not gonna stand in the way of that.
34:34Mm-mm.
34:36I didn't want to mention this, mom, but I might end up staying longer.
34:43No.
34:46No.
34:47If I'm able to stay there longer, then I can get the visa process more,
34:51and she can get further away from her parents.
34:53No.
34:54This is not the path for you.
34:57I agree with mom.
34:57Oh, gosh.
34:58I definitely agree with her.
35:00Tell him no.
35:01She's like, I'm all right helping you get some son,
35:04but, you know.
35:04Don't push her luck.
35:05Don't push her luck.
35:08Once you get over there, she's gonna keep you over there.
35:10She's gonna say, Forrest, it's so wonderful.
35:13It's so great here.
35:15And then when the nookie scene gets into it, Forrest,
35:18then all bets are off, because once you have had that,
35:23then I know you're gonna even be more that you're not gonna want to leave that.
35:27That's the good stuff.
35:32Right?
35:33I don't think I've ever referred to sex as that.
35:35Meow, meow.
35:36Let me get some of that meow, meow.
35:37Once you've had that meow, meow.
35:39And she's like, ask your step daddy.
35:41I run that house with my meow, meow.
35:43Mm-hmm.
35:44What are your guys' sound effects?
35:45Woo!
35:47Oh, Jesus.
35:48Well, shoot, I don't get it all the time.
35:49I'm up in age.
35:50Oh, my God.
35:50What I get is like, woo!
35:52Get it, mom.
35:52We get it.
35:53We get it.
35:54Just please, let's just agree that when we get over it.
35:57I'll keep my mind open.
35:58I will see if this is going well or not.
36:03And then we'll talk about me staying there longer or not.
36:07I think that Molly going with Forrest, though, is gonna be really good,
36:11because she is gonna see like, oh, mom's here.
36:13So if I am doing some , I can't do it now.
36:16You know what I mean?
36:17But I think that's why she wants her to stay,
36:18wants him to stay longer and have her mom leave.
36:20Yeah, very true.
36:22Very true.
36:22He trying to be like a cap and save ho.
36:24That's not gonna happen.
36:25Uh-uh.
36:25Captain save a ho.
36:27That ain't gonna happen.
36:27That ain't gonna happen.
36:28That ain't gonna happen.
36:29People gonna put you right in your place.
36:30Mm-hmm.
36:32This season on Before the 90 Days.
36:34Let's see what we're about to see.
36:37Oh.
36:38What happened?
36:38It's clogged.
36:40I don't remember doing that.
36:42I don't want to keep looking at your big American poops.
36:45Ew.
36:46Who is this?
36:47That's a new couple.
36:48Oh, wow.
36:49Are our poops bigger than other people's poops?
36:51Oh, man.
36:53Yes, this one.
36:56Oh, Michael.
36:58Oh!
36:59Michael's there.
37:00Oh!
37:01He's there.
37:01I knew it.
37:02Yeah!
37:03Oh, my God!
37:04Look, look, look.
37:05And he finally got there with her.
37:07Yes, Michael and Laura are finally reunited.
37:09Oh, man.
37:10I'm kind of confused, Sheena.
37:12Is this an act for me?
37:13I can't be with someone who is going to constantly lie to me.
37:17What is she lying about?
37:19What is Sheena lying about?
37:21You notice that?
37:22They ain't showing Sheena.
37:23They just showed him and half of Sheena.
37:25It's the end.
37:26Oh, I'm really upset.
37:29Why am I doing this again?
37:31Oh, man, this is going to be a good season.
37:35Hey, hey.
37:36B90 never disappoints, man.
37:40I can't wait till the next episode.
37:42It's getting good.
37:43It's good to have you here.
37:44It is getting good.
37:45Yeah, but you're staying in town, though, right?
37:46Yes, I am.
37:47OK, good, good.
37:48Cesar, so I know you've been to Charlotte before,
37:50but you've never been here where we got to hang out,
37:52because last time you were here was a pandemic.
37:54Yeah.
37:55So what do you want to do?
37:56Yeah, you know what?
37:57We're going to make some mimosas, and then I'll paint your nails.
38:01OK, let's do it, boys.
38:03What about for me?
38:04Well, he'll paint your nails, too.
38:05Yeah, I'll paint your nails, too.
38:06I know you like that.
38:07All right.
38:08Well, I'm going to head out.
38:09Ed's going to make himself cozy.
38:10Please get him a blanket.
38:12He's going to stay here.
38:12He's going to stay.
38:13It's fine.
38:14It's fine.
38:14Ed, you can't share my bed, but you can stay on the couch.
38:17Make yourself comfortable.
38:18Can I get a foot massage?
38:19No, but I'll get you a damn blanket.
38:21Get your damn feet out my face.
38:23Ed's on my couch.
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