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00:50Ich habe noch lange gewartet, um deine Just-Desserts zu geben.
00:56Prepare für die Unbridleden Waffe meiner Fantastischen Bargäns!
01:03Willkommen, Willkommen, Zitzen von Metrocity,
01:07zu der Evil-Layer Yard-Sale.
01:10Wie Sie wissen, das ist mein erstes Tag als Defender von Metrocity.
01:14Und jetzt, dass ich nicht mehr evil bin,
01:16ich nicht mehr brauchen, die Dinge zu tun.
01:19A Terror Teddy!
01:21Awesome!
01:22Excellent choice.
01:23Now, let's the browsing commence!
01:26Minion!
01:27We're going to need more petty cash.
01:29Um...
01:30What's behind there, Minion?
01:32Nothing.
01:33Aha!
01:34I knew it!
01:35Please, please, please!
01:36Can't we just keep the Spider-Bot?
01:38Minion!
01:39Heroes don't drive around in creepy Spider-Bots.
01:42See, now you've heard its feelings.
01:45Spider-Bots!
01:46Minion!
01:47Damion!
01:48Damion!
01:49We do not play with laser guns!
01:50Come on, Mom!
01:51Put it back this instant!
01:53Madame!
01:54He's merely expressing himself.
01:56Besides, it's not a laser gun.
02:00It's a dehydration!
02:02Oops!
02:03Gun.
02:04Uh...
02:05Just soak her in some water.
02:07Not the toilet.
02:08She'll be fine.
02:09That is so cool!
02:10Ooh!
02:11Yes, uh, free donuts with every billion dollar purchase.
02:13Piece of junk?
02:14This satellite death ray goes up to 900 million volts.
02:17And has its own GPS.
02:19Ahem!
02:20Let me handle this, Minion.
02:22Ugh!
02:23For insurance purposes, I have to tell you to only use it for barbecuing.
02:26Ooh!
02:27Not for evil.
02:28I don't like barbecues.
02:29I don't like barbecues.
02:30Shall we start the bidding?
02:32Hmm.
02:33Boot wheel of death.
02:34Sold to the soccer malls.
02:35Can I get seven for the flamethrower?
02:36Sold to the chef.
02:37Excellent for creme brulee.
02:38Do I hear a tin box for the disguise generator?
02:41Sold to the woman with the beautiful mustache.
02:43Sold to you, sir.
02:44Sold!
02:45Sold!
02:46Sold!
02:47Sold!
02:48Sold!
02:49Sold!
02:50Sold!
02:51Sold!
02:52Fantastic!
02:53The place is already looking less evil.
02:55Sir?
02:56Now that we've gotten rid of all your evil things, how are we going to protect Metro City?
03:02Way ahead of you, Minion.
03:04What are you wearing?
03:09My new super secret superhero super suit.
03:12I designed it myself to copy all of Metro Man's powers.
03:16Super boots, super strength, and super x-rays slash laser vision.
03:23Um, yeah, I'm not sure if it's really you.
03:28Au contraire, filet mignon.
03:31This is perfect for when we go on our first patrol of the city.
03:35What's that?
03:36It's the only thing I couldn't sell, other than the death ray.
03:40Just a box with a button on it.
03:42I don't even remember what it does.
03:44But it must do something.
03:46Maybe it opens a garage door.
03:48Oh dear.
03:49Greetings hero.
03:50You've just unleashed an unspeakable evil upon Metrocity.
04:02And you're really, really not going to like it.
04:05Where did it go?
04:06I don't know.
04:07Unspeakable evil activated!
04:20Sir, what was the unspeakable evil?
04:25I've had a lot of evil plans over the years.
04:28Oh, you forgot.
04:29You should have catalogued them so I wouldn't have to remember.
04:31What?
04:32This is actually your fault.
04:33My fault?
04:34How is this my fault?
04:35Shh.
04:36I'm thinking it could be anything.
04:38Remember the forget me bomb?
04:39Yes.
04:40No.
04:41What about the Encyclopedia Barmaca?
04:43Oh, Rock'em Sock'em Kittens.
04:44Oh, they were as cute as they were deadly.
04:47The Destructosaur.
04:49Wait.
04:50Something beginning with M.
04:52Oh, M.
04:53That really narrows it down.
05:00Um...
05:01Don't move.
05:02I think I remembered what it is.
05:03It's my favorite!
05:04It's the Mega Megamind!
05:07Oh, no!
05:08I transferred my evil personality into a giant robot.
05:13Man, I do good work.
05:14Really terrific stuff, but we should probably turn it off.
05:17White suit, White King, if it isn't my old friend, Metro Man.
05:23He thinks you're Metro Man.
05:25Well, I am Defender of Metrocity now.
05:28This is the perfect time for me to debut my super suit.
05:31Uh...
05:32Activate super strength!
05:33Super strength!
05:43Gross!
05:44I just stepped in a pile of hero.
05:46Activate super boost!
05:48Ah!
05:49Oh!
05:50Oh!
05:51Sir!
05:52Oh, no!
05:53Oh, no!
05:54Oh, no!
05:55Right, I forgot about that.
05:57No!
05:58Oh, no!
05:59Oh!
06:00Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:02Oh!
06:03Oh!
06:04Oh!
06:05Oh!
06:06Oh!
06:07Oh!
06:08Oh!
06:09Oh, no!
06:10Oh!
06:11Oh!
06:12Oh!
06:13Oh!
06:14Oh!
06:15Oh!
06:21Uggh...
06:22Where...
06:23Where is he?
06:24Oh!
06:26... Sir?
06:28Sir...
06:30Are you in the invisible car?
06:32No.
06:33Are you a chicken?
06:34Bop!
06:35Bop!
06:36Bop!
06:37It's in!
06:38Ugh!
06:39Oh, we're in trouble, Minion.
06:42I programmed it to never stop until it eliminated the hero.
06:46Oh.
06:47It's out there, searching for me.
06:50Where are you, hero?
06:51Is it searching for me, too?
06:53And your mysterious friend, who's dressed up as Minion for some reason.
06:59But don't worry, we can live in here from now on.
07:02The Brain Bots can bring us snacks.
07:04Sir, that is crazy.
07:07We're going to have to face this thing eventually.
07:09Did you miss what happened out there?
07:11The new me is an utter failure.
07:13Well, it's clear you're no Metro Man.
07:15I know I'm not Metro Man.
07:17I just mean, maybe you should stop trying to be him and just be you.
07:23Really?
07:25Is that possible?
07:27But I sold all my evil stuff.
07:30Well...
07:31Not everything.
07:34The Eidobot!
07:35I don't understand. I thought everything was gone.
07:38I just couldn't part with our Spider-Bot, sir.
07:41I was thinking maybe we could still use him to patrol heroically.
07:45Minion, you sentimental simian, you.
07:48Go.
07:49Now I just need a plan.
07:53Wait a minute!
07:55Ah!
07:55Boingo!
07:56I think you mean bingo, sir.
07:58That's what I said.
08:00Boingo!
08:02Anyone home?
08:04Come out so I can squish you.
08:06Hey, Betamax!
08:10Ready for round two, hero?
08:12Are you in the mood for a slice of hero pie?
08:22Only if it comes!
08:23Ah!
08:24Explode!
08:26Woo!
08:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
08:31Where'd you go?
08:34Do you feel the taunting power of my eyebrow?
08:37Oh, damn, you proud of me!
08:43Ho ho!
08:44Yes!
08:45Ho ho!
08:46Woo!
08:47Woo!
08:47Ha ha ha ha!
08:48Whoa!
08:51Missed again.
08:54That's right, Metal Face.
08:57Follow me to your doom.
09:01Okay, minion.
09:03Ready the death ray!
09:04Yes, sir!
09:10Prepare to meet your maker.
09:12Me.
09:17Say bye-bye, actual man!
09:20Fire, minion!
09:22Minion?
09:23Fire!
09:24Slight problem here, sir.
09:26Slight problem?
09:27How slight?
09:28Uh, your super suit's faster than the death ray controls.
09:30Ha ha ha ha ha!
09:33What the?
09:35Impossible!
09:37Minion, find the remote.
09:39Oh, right.
09:40You know, we should really mark these.
09:42Do you remember what it looked like?
09:44No, I don't remember what it looked like.
09:46Try the...
09:47Well, it's not that one.
09:50Minion, turn it off!
09:51Ah!
09:52Ding-a-boo!
09:53Uh-huh.
09:54Ah!
09:54Whoa!
09:56This can crawl, but you can't hide.
09:59What about this one?
10:00Uh...
10:01Uh...
10:01No!
10:02No move!
10:03Talk about a crushing defeat!
10:06The old evil me is so annoying!
10:10Ow!
10:11Hurry, minion!
10:14Whoa!
10:15I can't keep this up!
10:17Ugh!
10:21Minion!
10:22What are you doing?
10:24Ah-ha!
10:24I've got it, sir!
10:30Okay, minion.
10:31I'm on my Marco.
10:34I hate the idols.
10:37Marco!
10:40Polo!
10:43Oh, no!
10:44Freeze!
10:45Good-bye, old me.
10:58We did it!
10:59We did it!
11:01Yes, we did, minion.
11:03Now, let's go get the rest of our evil stuff back.
11:06Now, we're cool!
11:14We're free!
11:15No, we're free!
11:16No, we're free!
11:17No, parents!
11:18No, we're free!
11:19No, we're free!
11:20No, we're free!
11:20Booger!
11:21With our parents dehydrated, we can rule Menso City!
11:26Yeah!
11:29Not today, or any other day, my sugar-fueled friend.
11:34Oh, my goodness.
11:36I'll take that, thank you very much.
11:38I'd normally cart your heinies downtown, but I have a feeling your parents will offer you
11:43a far more severe punishment.
11:46A glass of water, minion, if you please.
11:49Ah!
11:56Well, sir, the weapons of justice are back where they belong.
11:59Let's just hope the city is ready for me.
12:02I'd say it is, sir.
12:04Look!
12:06They made me my own signal.
12:08Us.
12:09They made us our own signal.
12:12Oh!
12:13Pull yourself together, minion!
12:14Now, make a note.
12:16It needs to be a lot bigger.
12:17Yes, sir.
12:18Let's go patrol.
12:19Let's go patrol.
12:20Heroically.
12:21Yay!
12:22Yay!
12:23Ha, ha, ha, ha!
12:23Ha, ha, ha!
12:24Ha, ha, ha!
12:25Ha, ha, ha!
12:27Ha, ha, ha, ha!
12:29Oh, what fun!
12:31It's fun.
12:37Yeah, it's fun!
12:38Ha, ha, ha!
12:40Ha hair!
12:42Yeah, yeah!
12:43Ha, ha, ha.
12:44Ha, ha, ha!
12:44Ha ha!
12:45Oh, what fun!
12:48Aw, oh!
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