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00:02:56Der Film Film wurde in der Basement von dieser Haus gegründet.
00:03:02Ich selbst bin kein Fan von der Film.
00:03:04Ich habe wirklich nicht gesehen.
00:03:06Ich habe es nicht gesehen.
00:03:14Hi, mein Name ist Dana Rosty und wir filmen ein Dokumentary.
00:03:19Warum filmen Sie ein Dokumentary?
00:03:20Well, when I was 10 years old, my father murdered some people in our basement.
00:03:26And I just found out that he murdered them while an exorcism was being performed.
00:03:31On him.
00:03:33By clowns.
00:03:34Without his pants.
00:03:37I'm sorry, can we stop for a second?
00:03:41After six months of going to trial, my dad was proven not guilty based on insanity.
00:03:46But I didn't believe that.
00:03:48Wait a minute!
00:03:50A year later, he was transferred to one of the top psychiatric facilities in the world,
00:04:12which happens to be in Italy, which is like in a whole other country.
00:04:18Are we recording?
00:04:20We're on.
00:04:21And this is camera one?
00:04:22Yeah.
00:04:23And this is camera two?
00:04:25And this is a Steadicam?
00:04:27And this is my 3D camera?
00:04:33And this is my motion capture camera?
00:04:37Okay.
00:04:39Let's do this.
00:04:39You came on a very good day today, Miss Rusty.
00:04:42Your father is in very high spirits.
00:04:47Italy had cutting-edge equipment.
00:04:49Brilliant doctors.
00:04:51What are you going to see?
00:04:52I'm going to be a fact!
00:04:54So, listen.
00:04:55There's a good chance you might not even remember you.
00:04:58Okay.
00:04:58Don't take offense to that.
00:05:00It's just part of the disease.
00:05:01Right.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:02Let's just go with one camera, okay?
00:05:15Great.
00:05:15Dad.
00:05:24Do you remember me?
00:05:27Connect the dots.
00:05:31Connect the dots, connect the dots.
00:05:32Connect the dots, connect the dots.
00:05:34Connect the dots.
00:05:35Connect again!
00:05:35No, dummass. Connect the dots.
00:05:39I'd rather play Candyland or Jenga or something, but...
00:05:42I'd rather play Connect the Dots than Dana shut up.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:51Great. Now, give me your phone.
00:05:54What?
00:05:54Give me your phone. Give me your phone.
00:05:56Oh.
00:05:56Give me your phone.
00:05:57I'm not getting it out of my purse.
00:06:02And bam!
00:06:03Dad, you just bought me two Taiwanese hookers
00:06:06for the price of one on coupon.
00:06:08Hmm?
00:06:10Listen, I came here because I have to tell you
00:06:12something really important.
00:06:15Shh.
00:06:22Dad!
00:06:24Now, get out of here!
00:06:26I ain't got time for you no more!
00:06:28Out is that!
00:06:29Away with you!
00:06:31Ouch!
00:06:33I'm a pretty princess!
00:06:35Say it!
00:06:36You're a pretty princess!
00:06:37Louder!
00:06:38You okay?
00:06:39Yeah, I'm fine.
00:06:42Ah, finally.
00:06:43Link me one and link me two.
00:06:45Who's sitting on my face first?
00:06:47Since that day, I never went back to see my old man.
00:06:50While I was building a career, I was looking for the man of my dreams.
00:07:00And I found him.
00:07:01The way all attention-seeking narcissist slutbags do.
00:07:13Dana.
00:07:13That's me.
00:07:17That's not you guys.
00:07:19Okay, here.
00:07:20Just hold that.
00:07:21That's for you.
00:07:21Okay.
00:07:26Will you accept this, Rose?
00:07:28I would love to.
00:07:36Okay.
00:07:36Yeah?
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:42Want this?
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Oh, ride that donkey!
00:07:44Yeah!
00:07:45Join in, dude.
00:07:46Join in.
00:07:46Come on.
00:07:47Aaron and I fell in love and got married three months later.
00:07:55He had a beautiful two-year-old daughter named Liz.
00:07:58Thank you.
00:07:59And a New York strip for you, young lady.
00:08:01Oh, I forgot.
00:08:02It was just a matter of time before I picked up the whole mothering thing.
00:08:07That's good.
00:08:07All right.
00:08:10Can't have a steak without your steak knife.
00:08:12Good girl.
00:08:14Yummy.
00:08:16Okay, eat up, ducky.
00:08:17They're starving in Africa.
00:08:22Oh, Liz grew up so fast.
00:08:25She was your typical teenage daughter with a few issues to work out.
00:08:29Oh, no, honey.
00:08:30Now, don't, don't, don't, don't.
00:08:31Oh, no.
00:08:32We had Jonah about a year ago.
00:08:36People say we're overprotective, but I don't really see it.
00:08:40Our family was growing, so it was time to move out of our cramped one-bedroom rental
00:08:44that we shared with the 12-member Rodriguez family.
00:08:47After an exhaustive search, I found that the house I grew up in was available.
00:08:52This is amazing.
00:08:54It's so peaceful here, honey.
00:08:56I know, sweetheart.
00:08:57Another big milestone for the Gallant family.
00:08:59Okay, let's do this.
00:09:04Okay.
00:09:06Welcome to the new house, everyone.
00:09:08Well, this is my beautiful daughter coming down our new stairs.
00:09:11There is my little man with my favorite gal.
00:09:13Hello, sweetie.
00:09:15Okay.
00:09:15This house will work.
00:09:18I just hit the biggest dump upstairs.
00:09:24Salipe!
00:09:26Yes, Mrs?
00:09:27It's time for Jonah's bath.
00:09:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:31Sorry.
00:09:31Not tonight, Mrs. Jackie.
00:09:35Baby, come over here.
00:09:36If I may, post a little toast.
00:09:38Very romantic.
00:09:40Oh, we'll find you.
00:09:41To nothing but beautiful memories in our new home.
00:09:44Oh, babe.
00:09:45I love you.
00:09:46I love you.
00:09:47Cheers.
00:09:47Cheers.
00:09:48Oh, make sure you record every moment.
00:09:57This is going to be riveting to watch.
00:09:58I just want to document our first full week in this house.
00:10:01I'll edit it later.
00:10:03It's all part of the master plan, babe.
00:10:04I'm going to do it at the same time.
00:10:07So, yeah.
00:10:09Oh, text.
00:10:12Yes!
00:10:13What?
00:10:14I got the meeting.
00:10:15Honey, that's wonderful.
00:10:17I know.
00:10:18Oh, they want to schedule it for next week.
00:10:20Oh, baby, I'm so proud of you.
00:10:24This is a big deal, honey.
00:10:26It's the Umbrella Corporation.
00:10:27If I get this, I won't have to consult for anyone again.
00:10:30And you won't have to work the corners anymore.
00:10:33Oh, baby, you've worked so hard for this.
00:10:35Oh, thank you.
00:10:38Hey, uh, you feel like christening the new house?
00:10:41Well, the kids are asleep.
00:10:44Oh, you know how to turn me on.
00:10:45You want to move some boxes, baby?
00:10:47Oh, the only box I'm interested in is yours.
00:10:58Uh, either one of you losers might want to take care of this.
00:11:00First full night in this house, total awesomeness.
00:11:26Let me get this.
00:11:29Here.
00:11:30There we go.
00:11:36What?
00:11:36What?
00:11:37What is this mess?
00:11:38Who tossed around all the furniture?
00:11:40Liz, what the hell happened here?
00:11:43Don't know.
00:11:44I was just about to post my nudes on Twitter, and then I came in here and saw this.
00:11:47Baby?
00:11:52Hey, Dana?
00:11:55What the hell?
00:11:56Who redecorated the room?
00:11:58You know, it's actually pretty nice, in a retro kind of way.
00:12:03Honey, it looks like Neil Patrick Harris threw up in here.
00:12:06Oh, for Christ's sakes.
00:12:08Oh, my God.
00:12:17Wait, what?
00:12:19Dana doesn't know how to cook.
00:12:20Where did all this food come from?
00:12:23Aaron?
00:12:24What the hell is going on here?
00:12:27Yeah, Dad.
00:12:28This is fucking weird.
00:12:30But for some reason, I want to shoot it.
00:12:32I don't know what this is either.
00:12:33Could be your classic suburban burglar or a practical joke by Martha Stewart.
00:12:38You're wrong on both counts.
00:12:40It's your sweet old me, Paula Bean.
00:12:43I just wanted y'all to taste my new low-fat recipe.
00:12:46Hey, sorry I'm late.
00:13:03You guys shooting a reality show or something?
00:13:06Uh, no.
00:13:06No, that's my daughter, Liz.
00:13:08Hey, sunshine.
00:13:10You like things that dangle?
00:13:12We're gonna saturate this space with cameras, okay?
00:13:16I'm gonna put one up in that corner, right?
00:13:18That way you get it coming this way.
00:13:19One up in this corner, opposite direction, boom.
00:13:21One from the dining room, bam.
00:13:24Triangulation of coverage.
00:13:26We'll put one over the stove, right?
00:13:27We'll get it pointed this way.
00:13:28One on top of the TV, pointed this way.
00:13:31That way we get the full coverage in here, okay?
00:13:32Yeah, that's good.
00:13:34Oh, I forgot to put this on the list.
00:13:36No, you can install a camera on this.
00:13:39No, the fuck on.
00:13:41Then I install a camera.
00:13:44Okay, there's more house.
00:13:45Let's go.
00:13:46We got one directly above the crib
00:13:48and then one over here up the bunny's ass.
00:13:52Hey, that seems sturdy, right?
00:13:54Good for a nice blowin', right?
00:13:56You just slide in between the slats and then...
00:13:58We'll get another one right here coming in.
00:14:01We got this one pointed directly this way
00:14:03and then one directly over the bed.
00:14:06Wait, why our bed?
00:14:07Don't worry about it.
00:14:09Oh, look at this fucking great bathroom.
00:14:12Oh, shit, this is fucking beautiful.
00:14:14We'll stick one here, pointed at the bathtub.
00:14:17We got one high in this corner,
00:14:18directed at the shower,
00:14:19and then one in the toilet.
00:14:21Excuse me?
00:14:22Huh?
00:14:22ári 정부ara
00:14:34Don't worry about it all right.
00:14:36I'm nervous.
00:14:37I'm so Näghtol.
00:14:37Don't worry about the bathroom.
00:14:38Abox email me to a nostril ready to wash my clothes.
00:14:40Don't worry about it.
00:14:40I'm so I'm nervous.
00:14:41Don't worry about it.
00:14:42You're up.
00:14:42I'm so nervous.
00:14:43All right.
00:14:43We're so nervous about it.
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00:18:22I guess you're right, honey.
00:18:25Oh!
00:18:29Goddamn Scientologists.
00:18:39I just don't understand why this is happening to us.
00:18:42I think I do.
00:18:44What?
00:18:48It all started when I was seven.
00:18:52I was getting drunk with my sister.
00:18:54We'd use tiny teacups that way our parents never knew.
00:18:57Don't put that there.
00:18:59Why?
00:18:59Because Jeremy sang there.
00:19:01Jillian, you gotta stop with this ghost thing.
00:19:03You sound crazy.
00:19:04I'm not crazy.
00:19:05I'm just telling you the truth.
00:19:09Sorry, Jillian.
00:19:11That one was a little tougher to pinch off.
00:19:14Fish.
00:19:15Okay.
00:19:16Team me up.
00:19:17But Jeremy Lynn wasn't even a nit back then.
00:19:19I didn't know you had a sister.
00:19:22She was deported to Guatemala when I was ten.
00:19:24But that's not the point.
00:19:26The point is that two years after that,
00:19:28my father killed the entire cast of the artist,
00:19:31including Uggie the dog.
00:19:34Why?
00:19:35It was a great movie.
00:19:36Frankly, I don't understand why the whole film had to be silent.
00:19:40But anyway,
00:19:41it wasn't until I was 20 years old
00:19:43that I found out that my father killed those people
00:19:45during an exorcism.
00:19:46What?
00:19:49I know.
00:19:51It's crazy, huh?
00:19:52Yeah.
00:19:52He's been in a psychiatric hospital in Italy ever since.
00:19:55Then who's the person that walked you down the aisle
00:19:58and comes over for the holidays every year?
00:19:59Oh, sweetie.
00:20:01He's just an actor.
00:20:03His name's Joel Solomon.
00:20:04He's very talented.
00:20:05I called him Pop-Pop.
00:20:08Listen, I...
00:20:09I really think we should call in the Ghost Brothers.
00:20:12No way, honey.
00:20:13Those guys are scam artists.
00:20:14You know that.
00:20:15No.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:16Are you coming to bed?
00:20:19Not yet.
00:20:20I'm only halfway done with this, honey.
00:20:21I need at least 45 more minutes.
00:20:22I need at least 45 minutes.
00:20:52I need at least 45 minutes.
00:21:22Let's get something to eat.
00:21:24Let's get some milk.
00:21:27What the?
00:21:30I just bought two containers of milk.
00:21:33Who drank it all?
00:21:36Hello, we are the Ghost Brothers,
00:21:38here to investigate the house.
00:21:42Oh my God, it is so thick in here, dude.
00:21:44So many ghosts in the air.
00:21:45I know what you mean.
00:21:46It's like we're breathing in ghosts.
00:21:49Dude, I am choking on a ghost right now.
00:21:51Spit that ghost out, bro.
00:21:52Dude, spit that ghost out right now, bro.
00:21:55Spit it out.
00:21:55I'll punch it out for you if you want.
00:21:57Guys, you guys are professionals, right?
00:22:00Yeah, 100%.
00:22:02We even have business cards.
00:22:04You can all be the middle man.
00:22:05There you go.
00:22:06Super legit.
00:22:07Call us because we're always open daily.
00:22:09Did you hear that?
00:22:10That TV just turned on.
00:22:12We're gonna die.
00:22:12Oh my God, here we go.
00:22:13Let's go.
00:22:14Rack them up, dude.
00:22:15This is what we've been training for.
00:22:16Dad.
00:22:18I turned it on.
00:22:19She turned it on.
00:22:21So, um...
00:22:23She's possessed by ghosts!
00:22:26Ah!
00:22:31Oh my Lord!
00:22:32I am a man!
00:22:35Oh my God.
00:22:36These ghost readings are off the charts.
00:22:38Dude, there are 57 ghosts in that bathroom over there.
00:22:40What?
00:22:41Three in my P-stream.
00:22:42Off the record, dude.
00:22:43Where are you getting these numbers from?
00:22:44A ghost was just born in my hand!
00:22:48What do we do?
00:22:49Flamboyant scream.
00:22:50Uh, duh.
00:22:53Stop it!
00:22:54Stop!
00:22:54Oh my God!
00:22:55Oh my God!
00:22:56Oh my God!
00:22:56Oh my God!
00:22:57Oh my God!
00:22:57Oh my God!
00:22:57Oh my God!
00:22:58Oh my God!
00:22:58Oh my God!
00:22:59Oh my God!
00:22:59Oh my God!
00:22:59Oh my God!
00:22:59Oh my God!
00:22:59Oh my God!
00:23:00Oh my God!
00:23:00Seriously?
00:23:01This is what you brought into our house?
00:23:04All right.
00:23:04So we found about 70 ghosts in your house total.
00:23:0755 up there in your bedroom.
00:23:08Also, it's our day off, so we charge double for that.
00:23:11So, uh, whatever you guys think is fair?
00:23:15So basically free?
00:23:17I was thinking more over like $3.
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:21Deal.
00:23:22Go!
00:23:23Thank you so much, dude.
00:23:25If you guys need us, we will be in our van watching the perimeters.
00:23:41Bye-bye.
00:24:11A door doesn't wake you up, are you deaf?
00:24:28I knew I had to step up my game, or I'd get kicked out of the house.
00:24:31I love the blue clings, I love the blue clings, I love the blue clings, ah, ah, ah, ah, the left nut, left nut, oh my hair, ah.
00:25:01There's something about the way you do your thing, can't put my eyes on you.
00:25:31Liz, you have a visitor.
00:25:38Good morning, young lady.
00:25:40Hey, I was just looking for my ear.
00:25:45There it is.
00:25:47Who said you could come to my room?
00:25:50Well, I apologize for barging in, your mother gave me permission.
00:25:54Well, what if I didn't want you to come?
00:25:56I had a sneaking suspicion.
00:26:00You did.
00:26:01And how's that?
00:26:03By the very way you were staring at me.
00:26:07Say what?
00:26:08I wasn't staring at you, dude.
00:26:10I was writing in my journal.
00:26:13Hmm.
00:26:19Look, I don't know what you want, but I'm really busy.
00:26:22I was just about to pierce my pancreas.
00:26:26Mm-hmm.
00:26:27I just came to say hello.
00:26:37Come to be.
00:26:38Oh.
00:26:42Oh, shit, Burger.
00:26:45What?
00:26:46Gotta go, babe.
00:26:47Getting the hairy eyeball from a sweet slut.
00:26:49I have.
00:26:49Yeah.
00:26:51Check you later, though.
00:26:52Can't wait to get inside that oval office.
00:26:55Ah.
00:26:55Ah.
00:26:56Stay free.
00:26:57Ah.
00:26:58Ah.
00:26:59But wait, I didn't even get to show you my Apple product placement.
00:27:04Ah.
00:27:10Is this thing on?
00:27:12Hello, America.
00:27:14All right.
00:27:14We came here expecting to find a bunch of ghosts.
00:27:17And guess what?
00:27:18We did.
00:27:19We did.
00:27:20I didn't say any of that just now.
00:27:23You're possessed.
00:27:24Dude, kill me.
00:27:28I'm trying, but I can't.
00:27:31Why?
00:27:31Because I'm possessed, too.
00:27:34We're both possessed by ghosts.
00:27:37Ah.
00:27:37Yes, Miss Liz?
00:27:52I thought maybe we could talk.
00:27:55Oi.
00:27:55Come on in.
00:27:56Come on.
00:27:58Sit down.
00:27:59No worry about that, Felipe.
00:28:02It was just turning.
00:28:04Just so turning.
00:28:05There you go.
00:28:06Sit down.
00:28:16Oh!
00:28:16Oh!
00:28:16Oh!
00:28:17Oh!
00:28:17Oh!
00:28:17Oh!
00:28:17Oh!
00:28:17Oh!
00:28:18Oh!
00:28:18Oh!
00:28:19Oh!
00:28:19Oh!
00:28:20Oh!
00:28:20Oh!
00:28:21Oh!
00:28:21Oh!
00:28:22Oh!
00:28:23Oh!
00:28:23Oh!
00:28:24What can I help you with?
00:28:26It's about a boy.
00:28:28Why?
00:28:29Of course it is.
00:28:31His name is Abraham, and I just don't know if I've already blown it with him.
00:28:34Mm-hmm.
00:28:35I really like him.
00:28:37Mm-hmm.
00:28:37I think about him all the time.
00:28:39Oh!
00:28:41Oh!
00:28:42Oh, Dios mio!
00:28:46Well, there are certain things you can do to...
00:28:50I don't know how you say, to win him over.
00:28:52Like what?
00:28:53Mmm.
00:28:54It's called Rufy and Bang.
00:28:57Oh, Rufy and Bang?
00:28:59Mm-hmm.
00:29:03Ah!
00:29:04Just pop one of those in his amaretto sours, and he's yours for the rest of the night.
00:29:08And the best thing is that they wake up the next morning not knowing I stuck my cheese
00:29:12between their crackers.
00:29:14It's fabulous!
00:29:16Have fun!
00:29:20Nooo!
00:29:40Nooo!
00:29:42Nooo!
00:29:44Nooo!
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00:34:24Oh, sweet lord.
00:34:38Oh, my God.
00:34:39Oh, my God.
00:34:41Oh, no.
00:34:42Oh, no.
00:34:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:45Oh, God.
00:34:46Oh, God.
00:34:51If that thing had been left out another hour, we would have had ourselves a murky pool.
00:34:55Hey, Felipe.
00:34:56Hey, Felipe.
00:34:56Hey, Felipe.
00:34:56Hey, Felipe.
00:34:56Hey, Felipe.
00:34:58Hey, everybody.
00:35:09Hey.
00:35:11Hey.
00:35:11Hey.
00:35:14Hey.
00:35:22Hey.
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00:42:53Wee-Potato-Pancakes, would you look at that?
00:42:57Oh, that's scary.
00:42:58It's okay, baby, it's okay, it's okay.
00:43:00It's so scary.
00:43:02Oh, look.
00:43:04Oh, honey, he's just a witty-bitty thing.
00:43:08Oh, it's so cute.
00:43:12Oh, no. I knew it, honey, he's a baller.
00:43:14Oh, no.
00:43:15It's okay.
00:43:17Oh, you know what they say about big feet.
00:43:19Don't worry, baby, don't worry.
00:43:21Huh, they end here.
00:43:23This is weird.
00:43:25Oh, my God, did you leave that open?
00:43:27What?
00:43:29Oh, no.
00:43:31Oh, we are so fucked.
00:43:46I'm the raccoon that snuck into your attic.
00:43:49Scratchy, scratchy.
00:43:50Now your power builds through the roof.
00:43:52And if you got your home insurance or you got your 15-minute car insurance, then you're
00:43:56going to have to pay for this all by yourself.
00:43:58So get upstate.
00:44:00You'll save money and be better protected from mayhem.
00:44:02Like me.
00:44:03Okay, ducky, so you want to give him his baba in a half an hour and give him the soy formula
00:44:12because he's had a lot of-
00:44:14Bitch!
00:44:15I got it covered.
00:44:17Get the hell out.
00:44:17Okay.
00:44:18Bye now, sweetie.
00:44:19Okay.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:20Oh, and we're shoving now.
00:44:22That's good.
00:44:26He's okay.
00:44:27He'll walk it off.
00:44:28Just kidding.
00:44:29Bye, buddy.
00:44:30Bye, buddy.
00:44:30Okay.
00:44:33You smell like a dumpster.
00:44:36Yeah.
00:44:36Yeah.
00:44:36My bad.
00:44:58Oh my God.
00:45:08Dude, seriously?
00:45:11Dude, they drop me all the time.
00:45:13Look how good I turned out.
00:45:28The Tasmanian monkey is not one to shy away from a good arse-humping.
00:45:36With its muscular hind legs and powerful thrust, the Kapula one-ton drunk.
00:45:41This rare species is...
00:45:49Sorry to barge in. I just locked myself out of the house.
00:45:52Can I use your phone?
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:58You mind if I take my pants off?
00:46:06Uh, no.
00:46:09You mind if I deep French kiss you while I fondle your 12-year-old boy arse?
00:46:14Okay.
00:46:23My name is Alice, and this is my world.
00:46:28Mom!
00:46:29Mom!
00:46:30Mom!
00:46:31Mom!
00:46:32Mom!
00:46:33Mom!
00:46:34Mom!
00:46:35Mom!
00:46:36Mom!
00:46:37Mom!
00:46:38Mom!
00:46:39Mom!
00:46:40Mom!
00:46:41Mom!
00:46:42Mom!
00:46:43Mom!
00:46:44Mom!
00:46:45Shit!
00:46:46You guys gotta get out of here.
00:46:47But we just got started.
00:46:48I don't care!
00:46:49Get out!
00:46:50Okay!
00:46:55Guess we'll just have to do each other.
00:46:58Please.
00:47:03Well, hello.
00:47:05Maybe your friends would care to stay for a libation or two.
00:47:10Uh, no.
00:47:11Baby.
00:47:12You and I belong together.
00:47:13You know, I greatly apologize for intruding upon your privacy.
00:47:27Not at all.
00:47:28Sit down.
00:47:29Ooh.
00:47:30Can I get you something to drink?
00:47:31Amaretto sour?
00:47:32No, I don't think that'll be necessary.
00:47:33Oh, I think.
00:47:34Is that John Wilkes Booth?
00:47:35Where?
00:47:36My mistake.
00:47:37I hate that guy.
00:47:38Me too.
00:47:39Anyways.
00:47:40I'm glad you're here.
00:47:41How am I?
00:47:42You look thirsty.
00:47:43Drink.
00:47:44Drink.
00:47:45Drink.
00:47:46Drink.
00:47:47All the way.
00:47:48Good boy.
00:47:49Come to eat.
00:47:50Yeah.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:52Come to eat.
00:47:53Yeah.
00:47:54Yeah.
00:47:55Yeah.
00:47:56Yeah.
00:47:57Yeah.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:47:59Yeah.
00:48:00Yeah.
00:48:01Yeah.
00:48:02Yeah.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:04Yeah.
00:48:05Yeah.
00:48:06Yeah.
00:48:07Yeah.
00:48:08Yeah.
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:10Oh, no.
00:48:11I mean, Lincoln.
00:48:12Hey.
00:48:13Hey.
00:48:14Wow.
00:48:15You know, I am feeling a little sleepy.
00:48:17Don't fight it.
00:48:18I want you to show me the Lincoln monument.
00:48:20Yeah.
00:48:21I want you to go to the south.
00:48:22Yeah.
00:48:23Take me to the south.
00:48:24Yeah.
00:48:25You wanna see that Lincoln monument.
00:48:26Yeah.
00:48:27Hey!
00:48:28Hey!
00:48:29Hey!
00:48:30Hey!
00:48:31Hey!
00:48:32Hey!
00:48:33Hey!
00:48:34Hey!
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00:48:38Hey!
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00:48:45Hey!
00:48:46Hey!
00:48:47Hey!
00:48:48Hey!
00:48:49Hey!
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00:48:51Hey!
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00:48:55Hey!
00:48:56Hey!
00:48:57Hey!
00:48:58Hey!
00:48:59Hey!
00:49:00Hey!
00:49:01Hey!
00:49:02Hey!
00:49:03Hey!
00:49:04I'd like to invite you to the T-Bag Party
00:49:15Abraham!
00:49:19Abraham!
00:49:21Help me!
00:49:22Help me!
00:49:24Help me!
00:49:26Abraham, I got T-Bag!
00:49:34Take this, you dragon-tattoo-slot!
00:49:38He ran.
00:49:43He ran.
00:49:58Yeah!
00:50:02He ran.
00:50:07Abraham?
00:50:10Abraham.
00:50:12Abraham!
00:50:16Let me in!
00:50:18Let me in!
00:50:21Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:50:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:51:21Oh, oh, oh.
00:51:23Oh, oh, oh.
00:51:25Und dann wird alles ein bisschen aus der Kontrolle.
00:51:40Entschuldigung! Entschuldigung, bitte!
00:51:43Ihr alle müssen das aufhören, oder ich muss die Körner holen.
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00:52:25Danke, dear.
00:52:33Hey, Jonah.
00:52:39Ist das ein Weinkühler?
00:52:55Oh, look at that. Honey Badger don't give a shit.
00:52:59He'll just run through your bedroom while you're sleeping.
00:53:02Honey Badger don't care.
00:53:03It's not even fun anymore.
00:53:21Honey. Honey, wake up.
00:53:30Oh, I already gave you a hand.
00:53:32Did you hear that?
00:53:35Something downstairs.
00:53:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:46Dammit, no.
00:53:54Oh, my God.
00:53:56Oh, that's seven years' bad luck.
00:54:06No.
00:54:08They swapped out all the family photos.
00:54:12I gotta document this.
00:54:14Oh.
00:54:15Honey.
00:54:16Something's breathing on me.
00:54:17And it smells like chocolate muffin.
00:54:18Wow.
00:54:19Wow.
00:54:20A lot of them look like they're from the turn of the century.
00:54:21And now it's feeling me up.
00:54:22Oh.
00:54:23Oh.
00:54:24Oh.
00:54:25Oh.
00:54:26Oh.
00:54:27Oh.
00:54:28Oh.
00:54:29Oh.
00:54:30Oh.
00:54:31Oh.
00:54:32Oh.
00:54:33Oh.
00:54:34Oh.
00:54:35Oh.
00:54:36Oh.
00:54:37Oh.
00:54:38Oh.
00:54:39Oh.
00:54:40Oh.
00:54:41Oh.
00:54:42Oh.
00:54:43Oh.
00:54:44Oh.
00:54:46Oh.
00:54:47Oh.
00:54:48Oh.
00:54:49Oh.
00:54:50Oh.
00:54:52Oh.
00:54:53Oh.
00:54:54Oh.
00:54:55Oh.
00:54:56Oh, baby, you gotta look at this.
00:54:57The ghost great grandfather's ghost is in a picture with President Roosevelt.
00:55:00Oh, yeah, you're a bad ghost.
00:55:01You do it to me it's paranormal.
00:55:02Oh.
00:55:03Oh.
00:55:04Oh.
00:55:05Oh.
00:55:06Oh.
00:55:07Oh.
00:55:08Oh.
00:55:09Oh, Lord.
00:55:10Oh, God.
00:55:11Oh, Lord.
00:55:12Ruh! Ruh! Ruh! Ruh!
00:55:23Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Close the door!
00:55:25Close the door!
00:55:26Close the door!
00:55:27Sorry.
00:55:32Hello! Hi!
00:55:33Welcome! Come on in!
00:55:35Hi!
00:55:36We weren't expecting visitors.
00:55:37Oh, no, that's okay.
00:55:38It's small, but we get by.
00:55:40Me too, intrude.
00:55:41Sit down. Welcome to our humble aboot.
00:55:43Welcome.
00:55:44We know it's not much.
00:55:45Hey, what you guys saw back there, totally nothing.
00:55:48Hey, guys, we're not here to judge.
00:55:50That was actually science, okay?
00:55:52Yeah.
00:55:53We can't really get into it.
00:55:54Guys, it's fine. It's fine. Listen.
00:55:57Things are getting worse at the house.
00:56:00Um, hey, uh, why are you filming all of this?
00:56:05I just feel the need to record everything.
00:56:07Good call.
00:56:08Yeah, good call.
00:56:09We actually do the same thing.
00:56:10Camera twins.
00:56:11Let's go.
00:56:12Okay, look, guys.
00:56:13We really, really need your help.
00:56:16All right.
00:56:17Step number one.
00:56:18You gotta hire yourself a Hispanic gay Manny, all right?
00:56:21But he's not gonna do any of his chores.
00:56:23Instead, this is the kicker.
00:56:25Here's the kicker. I love this part personally.
00:56:27This is great.
00:56:28He's gonna be up in his room all day with some secret lover that nobody really knows or understands at all.
00:56:33I'm sorry.
00:56:34Are you freaking kidding me?
00:56:36What?
00:56:37Effing?
00:56:38You've just described her Manny Felipe.
00:56:41All right.
00:56:42All right.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:44Cool.
00:56:45Moving on.
00:56:46All right. Here we go.
00:56:47You're gonna have to do a very bad job at raising a teenage girl, okay?
00:56:51That way she can have a very rebellious phase in her teens.
00:56:53I'm talking tattoos.
00:56:54I'm talking piercings.
00:56:55I'm talking things to do with dragons.
00:56:57You get my draft?
00:56:58You guys.
00:56:59Okay.
00:57:00All right.
00:57:01Great.
00:57:02You guys already have that.
00:57:03That's next one.
00:57:04Here's number three.
00:57:05Aaron, this is just for you.
00:57:06All you gotta do is stumble upon two naked dudes in their van.
00:57:09That's it.
00:57:10That's all there is to it.
00:57:28repentance.
00:57:29Hey.
00:57:30Hey!
00:57:32Hey!
00:57:33Hey!
00:57:34Isle Liam
00:57:35No.
00:57:36Ah!
00:57:37Aww.
00:57:38No!
00:57:39omas Views
00:57:40Malades?
00:57:41No.
00:57:42No.
00:57:43Ah!
00:57:45No.
00:57:46Noah.
00:57:47No.
00:57:48No.
00:57:50Charge!
00:57:51No!
00:57:52Ah!
00:57:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:58:24Fuck! I forgot all the crisps!
00:58:37Oh, good morning.
00:58:42How long have you been up?
00:58:44Honey? You okay?
00:58:46Hello?
00:58:49Dana?
00:58:51Dana?
00:58:52Honey, talk to me. What are you...
00:58:54Holy mother of cotton.
00:59:03Dana? Baby? Baby, say something.
00:59:08Get out of my house.
00:59:13Butt nuts.
00:59:13Hello?
00:59:21Hello, sir.
00:59:23You want to come here?
00:59:25No, no, that's fantastic, sir.
00:59:28My house is your house.
00:59:29Bye-bye.
00:59:31Oh, Dana, that was the CEO of the Umbrella Corporation.
00:59:35He's coming here.
00:59:36Isn't that great?
00:59:37What?
00:59:39Oh, right.
00:59:41I've got to figure out how to get you depossessed before he gets here.
00:59:47Since you're unconscious anyway...
00:59:49No!
00:59:49Sluggy?
01:00:08Sluggy?
01:00:12Sluggy corn nuts.
01:00:16Exorcism specialist.
01:00:16In the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and all of his saviors, I command you, evit this body and return back to the bowels of hell from whence you came.
01:00:40No!
01:00:42I hate one.
01:00:46They hate this.
01:01:00What?
01:01:00What's going on?
01:01:01She's being possessed by the deadliest of demons, her inner demons.
01:01:06We all have them.
01:01:07We try to fight them on a daily basis, whether it's eating the last half pint of strawberry ice cream or shooting up an armful of smaggots.
01:01:14Sluggy!
01:01:15Please.
01:01:18You, boy.
01:01:20Time to bring out the big guns.
01:01:22What are you doing?
01:01:23An intervention.
01:01:24Stop, stop, stop it!
01:01:28What?
01:01:28What's wrong?
01:01:29You're not shooting my wife.
01:01:35Suit yourself.
01:01:36We'll stick with the chosen plan.
01:01:37Suit yourself.
01:01:55Get out of the way.
01:01:59Get out of the way.
01:02:03Oh, I'm okay. I'm back.
01:02:27You've got 20 minutes to knock my socks off, but first, I need your bathroom. I just shot at myself.
01:02:57Very impressed. You've got everything covered.
01:03:13Thank you.
01:03:14What do you know about umbrellas?
01:03:16I'm sorry?
01:03:17What do you know about umbrellas?
01:03:21You use them when it rains?
01:03:34Aaron, you're hired.
01:03:37All right, enough. Listen, I need to use your bathroom again. This time, not only did I shot, but I peed myself, too.
01:03:53You didn't pay your electric bill? That's a loser move. Winners pay their bills.
01:04:05No, no, no, no. I pay my bills. All the time. I'm a winner. Ask anybody. There's a short. There's a short in the breaker. It happens all the time.
01:04:11Come on. I know that you've got a plane to catch, so why don't we just go out and...
01:04:16Oh, thank you, honey.
01:04:23I've done some messed up shit in my life, but that is insanity.
01:04:30Aaron, you're fired.
01:04:32What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't explain. I can't explain. Wait, sir, wait. Sir, sir, right over here. Look. Look in the closet. See? We've got three umbrellas. Ooh, look. Look, one of the umbrellas is already open in case it rains in the house. Sir, just give me one more chance, please.
01:04:46I'm gonna borrow your dog for a few days.
01:04:49I don't know if, uh...
01:04:50Fantastic.
01:04:51Shh, baby. There's something about the way you do your thing.
01:04:57Generic loser.
01:05:02Damn it.
01:05:05Damn it!
01:05:06Shit!
01:05:07Yes! Now that felt good. Bloody good.
01:05:12So you think that's funny, huh?
01:05:14Why don't you come out and show yourself, you son of a bitch?
01:05:17Oh, you're so stupid.
01:05:19Yeah, sure, it's easy to haunt people when you're invisible.
01:05:22Come out here, you wuss!
01:05:24I'm a ghost.
01:05:25Holy shit.
01:05:33Calm down.
01:05:35Now is not the time for fear.
01:05:39That comes later.
01:05:41Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:05:42What?
01:05:44Huh?
01:05:44I said, calm down.
01:05:48Now is not the time for fear.
01:05:50That comes later.
01:05:51Oh, okay.
01:06:09Oh, no, no, no, I'm kidding.
01:06:10I'm kidding.
01:06:10Oh, God.
01:06:11Ah!
01:06:12What on earth is going on down there?
01:06:27Honey, hi.
01:06:29You think you can give me a hand?
01:06:30Why is Manuel the Guatemalan gardener shirtless?
01:06:41All right.
01:06:42I got you now.
01:06:44Been waiting a long time.
01:06:51That's some good shit.
01:06:53The best.
01:06:55Buttery, isn't it?
01:06:56Amazing.
01:06:56Amazing.
01:07:00That's my cock.
01:07:06You think it would be circumcised?
01:07:14This is the scary part.
01:07:18What the hell is going on?
01:07:23Welcome, welcome to the 74th Annual Hunger Games.
01:07:27May the odds be ever in your favor.
01:07:31Oh, come for the love of God.
01:07:33Please have mercy.
01:07:35I don't want my hand to be grand.
01:07:37Oh my god, honey, it's the ghost brother.
01:08:07Oh yeah, we're getting out of here.
01:08:27Oh, no, no, dude.
01:08:33Oh, Abe, Lincoln, bro.
01:08:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, Abraham Lincoln.
01:08:42Oh, what are you doing?
01:08:44Killing ghost hunters.
01:08:46But you're a vampire slayer.
01:08:48Yeah, well, getting teapagged by a ghost changes a man.
01:08:52Oh my god.
01:08:53Ow!
01:08:56No, no, no, no, no, please don't, don't.
01:08:59Die, you son of a bitch.
01:09:00Oh!
01:09:02Or die.
01:09:03Abe Lincoln's getting paid.
01:09:05Leave my dad alone, bitch.
01:09:09Liz?
01:09:10Honey.
01:09:11Honey, you look great.
01:09:13What happened to you?
01:09:14Guys, I am so sorry for being the rebellious, skanky, slutty teenager for so long.
01:09:22You two deserve better than that.
01:09:23You've been the most amazing parents.
01:09:25And I love you both so much.
01:09:27Oh, we love you.
01:09:28We love you.
01:09:29Ow, ow, ow, that's an axe.
01:09:31That's an axe on my arm.
01:09:32There is one more bit of exciting news.
01:09:34Oh, you got off the mat.
01:09:36Your herpes cleared up.
01:09:37You're not a lesbian anymore.
01:09:38No, I met the most amazing guy, and he's brought so much positivity to my life on so many levels.
01:09:45Mom and Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Otto.
01:09:52Isn't he the sweetest?
01:09:56Does Otto have a five-year plan?
01:10:00He's Jewish.
01:10:01Oh, I love Jews.
01:10:03That's a good plan.
01:10:03I like it.
01:10:08I stood face to face and fought off an attack.
01:10:22And I know that you want all of the facts.
01:10:24So stick a fin in your ear and dig out the wax.
01:10:28He's in the wax and he's exposed.
01:10:30Oh, Felipe.
01:10:40I'm just keeping.
01:10:42The cameras they had taped.
01:10:44And the mouse was afraid that his ass would get laid.
01:10:48His bloody ass would get laid.
01:10:57Hey, gang.
01:10:58Dad.
01:10:59I know, I know.
01:11:01Yeah, I got kicked out of the hospital for lewd misconduct, whatever that means.
01:11:05So I thought I'd come stay with you.
01:11:06Oh, no.
01:11:07Cool.
01:11:08We don't have to.
01:11:08Come here, ladies.
01:11:09We got company.
01:11:10Awesome.
01:11:11Discount whores.
01:11:13The best.
01:11:14This is, uh, uh, uh, uh, bah.
01:11:18Okay, well, if you need me, I will be upstairs doing the Jamaican donut.
01:11:22Hmm.
01:11:22Yeah.
01:11:23It's like yoga, except it's stinky.
01:11:26Maybe we'll do a Pittsburgh clatter.
01:11:28Cleveland steamer.
01:11:28We'll mix it up.
01:11:29So that was your real father?
01:11:31Yeah.
01:11:33I like him.
01:11:35I like him a lot.
01:11:40Are you effing kidding me?
01:11:41This is the biggest piece of crap video I've ever seen.
01:11:44I know.
01:11:44We aren't getting squad for it.
01:11:46I don't know.
01:11:48Well, I thought it was pretty damn good.
01:11:52Could one of you be a dove and get me another tub of popcorn?
01:11:55Hmm?
01:11:56Extra butter, please, with a splash of patchouli oil.
01:11:58Yeah.
01:11:59Let's go.
01:12:00Let's go.
01:12:00Let's go.
01:12:00Let's go.
01:12:01Let's go.
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