00:00So how was your day?
00:01Good. What's in your pants?
00:02A dick.
00:04No, there's something else in there.
00:05I can see it. It's extra thick.
00:07It's a dick?
00:08Nope.
00:10This is my souvenir to you.
00:13Oh my God!
00:16You weren't f***ing lying.
00:18What the hell, Austin?
00:20What the f*** is this?
00:24It's a dick.
00:30Are you serious?
00:33It's an opener. It's a beer opener.
00:35But it's a dick.
00:37No s***, it's a dick. You weren't lying.
00:40What the f***?
00:42Do you like it?
00:44I love it!
00:46I'm gonna cherish it forever.
00:48It's so sweet.
00:50That's so sweet.
00:51Thank you so much.
00:53It's so thoughtful.
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