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Hollyoaks 12th January 2026
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00:00Did Sienna tell you I'm moving in next week?
00:02No, she didn't. Sounds good.
00:03And this is the start of our happily ever after.
00:05You are the one that's been terrorizing me!
00:08It was me. I had a thing for JJ.
00:10And when he died, I was devastated and I blamed you.
00:13I think you owe me an apology.
00:15Come on then!
00:18Froggy, stay with me.
00:20I know what Sally did.
00:22Someone has to stop him.
00:30Do you know what montrer you'd like?
00:31Do you know what other things are that were left by?
00:33Do you know what ostracized me?
00:34Do you know what to do like theleen?
00:36Did you know what awful to do like the food?
00:38Oh I know.
00:39What a matter of life!
00:40Do you know what a dream of?
00:41Do you know what a dream of?
00:42Do you know what to do?
00:43Do you know what to do like the dream of?
01:14Tell Mr. McQueen I had to go back from a PK.
01:23But you're going to be at detention.
01:25I don't care.
01:26There's something I need to do.
01:44I don't care.
01:45I don't care.
01:46I don't care.
01:47I don't care.
01:48I don't care.
01:49I don't care.
01:50I don't care.
01:51I don't care.
01:52I don't care.
01:53I don't care.
01:54I don't care.
01:55I don't care.
01:56Happy moving in, Dee.
01:57Happy day.
01:58He'll need his arms checking every 30 minutes, OK?
02:04Dad?
02:05I'm not here to see you.
02:07Where's Ruggie?
02:08Ruggie?
02:09He's only just woken up.
02:11Don't be upsetting him.
02:12I've been camped out here for days.
02:14I should get my own chair in a waiting room.
02:17You know, one of those ones with the bronze blacks with my name on it.
02:24Sally's not been here once.
02:26You're a good lad, Rakes.
02:30Your mum would be proud.
02:33You wanted to talk.
02:35You saved my life.
02:37I wanted to thank you.
02:39Well, don't make me regret it.
02:41I won't.
02:42As far as I'm concerned, any beef between us is forgotten.
02:46As for Sally, you can do whatever you want with him.
02:51Whatever you want.
02:54What I want is you just ahead of my business.
03:02What was all that about?
03:04If Sally comes to you for help, cut him loose.
03:11He's no longer a son of mine.
03:13Oh, first day back at school and I'm gonna be late.
03:17Has anybody seen my phone?
03:19I'm gonna get you a lanyard and put it round your neck so you don't lose it
03:22and then you won't be late.
03:24I'm not late because of my phone.
03:25Gold, I'm late because I wanted to get in the bathroom
03:27and there's four women in this house.
03:29Okay.
03:30Well, there's gonna be one less by this afternoon.
03:32Sorry.
03:33Take good care of her for me, won't you?
03:35You know I will.
03:36See you later.
03:37Bye.
03:39You owe me three quid?
03:41No, I do not.
03:42I will not let me put him down.
03:44I've tried everything.
03:45White noise, whale music.
03:47Maybe he's just not ready to sleep yet.
03:49I don't know how he's not tired.
03:50We've both been up all night trying to do this new routine.
03:53What new routine?
03:54The one where you don't let the baby sleep on the boob.
03:57Oh, let me guess.
03:58Is it the mumfluencer?
03:59What did I say about those videos, Cleo?
04:00They're not real life.
04:01Why don't you just give him a bottle?
04:02Yeah, do what works for you, babes.
04:03Nothing's working, that's the whole point.
04:04Okay, well, do you want me to have a go?
04:05No.
04:06He needs to self-soothe, so I'm just gonna keep persevering.
04:07Okay.
04:08I was just trying to help, but I'll leave you to it.
04:10I don't get it.
04:11Get what?
04:12You, moving in with Miss Prissy Pants and her brother.
04:14It's like some weird thropple.
04:15Hey, now that'll be reality.
04:16I don't know.
04:17I don't know.
04:18I don't know.
04:19I don't know.
04:20I don't know.
04:21I don't know.
04:22I don't know.
04:23I don't know.
04:24I don't know.
04:25I don't know.
04:26I don't know.
04:27I don't know, we're going for any time with Miss Prissy Pants and her brother.
04:28It's like some weird thropple.
04:29Hey, now, that'll be a reality telly worth watching.
04:30You moving in with the Blake's?
04:35Since when?
04:43They're for you.
04:44And what have you laced them with?
04:46I just picked them off the shelf.
04:48Is this your way of apologising to me?
04:51Look, I shouldn't have messed with your head like that.
04:55I'm really sorry.
05:00I appreciate you.
05:03Didi, there's some sick men out there
05:06that are just waiting to take advantage of you.
05:09So you've got to have your guard up all the time.
05:12And us girls, we need to sit together, yeah?
05:16Yeah.
05:18PHONE RINGS
05:21PHONE RINGS
05:23Hello? Frankie.
05:26I need you to listen to me very carefully.
05:30What? Erm...
05:32OK.
05:40Where are you going?
05:42Er, nowhere.
05:44Well, not nowhere. I've, er, got an appointment. Sorry.
05:47Sienna, please, can you watch the shop till Pearl gets here?
05:50It's really, really important.
05:52No, not really.
05:54I'll do it.
05:56Please, let me make it up to you.
05:58Right, OK.
05:59But you can't sell any alcohol.
06:01Is he calmed down?
06:07No.
06:08Well, the fresh air would knock him out, but it's just knocked me out.
06:16Look, what Goldie said before about me and Dodger.
06:20Well, there is no me and Dodger.
06:21No.
06:22You two have kissed and you're going to be living together.
06:25Look, Goldie's not wrong. It's weird.
06:28This was always supposed to happen.
06:31Look, Dodger's chosen you.
06:33Maybe he's just with me because he can't be with the person he loves.
06:38Are you being serious?
06:39Yeah.
06:40You think Dodger's secretly lusting after me when he's got you?
06:43Hmm.
06:44Have you seen the state of me?
06:45And have you seen you?
06:46Shh, shh, shh, shh.
06:48Look, seriously, I cannot sleep.
06:51I'm covered in sick.
06:52I've aged about a million years.
06:54I've not brushed my hair since he's been born.
06:56I'm disgusting.
06:58No, you're not.
06:59And Sienna doesn't think so.
07:01I'm being awful to her.
07:04It's like I'm using her as my punch bag when the person I'm really annoyed with is me.
07:08Why can't I pull it together, T?
07:11You will.
07:13You've just got to lower your expectations.
07:16And this new routine, I think you're just setting yourself up for a fail.
07:21I'm supposed to be packing.
07:24Well, I'll do it.
07:25You see Tim.
07:27Will you be pleased we get the mark pens that she's asked for?
07:31Yeah.
07:48Frankie, I need you to tell Superintendent Singwell.
07:50Your superintendent's seen what you told me.
07:52He said that Sully has cops on the payroll and that I should only speak to Dodger.
07:58Who said?
07:59Froggy Black.
08:00Sully's dad.
08:01Now, he gave you the names of these middlemen.
08:06And the times and dates that they met.
08:08Why would he incriminate himself when he could go down for this too?
08:14Who cares?
08:15I've always said that Sully's corrupt.
08:17And if Frankie's information checks out and we've got a direct chain from Sully to JJ,
08:21we can put him away for conspiracy to murder.
08:24Now, how long are you going to give me the silent treatment for?
08:39It was a joke tea.
08:40Yeah, but it's a sensitive subject.
08:42And Cleo says I've got nothing to worry about.
08:46Is she packed?
08:47Shhh!
08:48She's asleep.
08:49On the sofa, finally.
08:50Yeah, and you don't live here no more.
08:52It's polite to knock, you know.
08:54Sorry.
08:55I'll just go check on her.
08:56No, look.
08:57You can't keep fussing over her like a mother hen.
09:00Look, this had never happened in a heterosexual relationship.
09:03In my experience, the man always knows when to butt out.
09:07I'm just, I'm finding it difficult because Cleo is so chaotic and I'm very...
09:12Uptight.
09:13Organised.
09:14You're just going to have to find Cleo's groove or this is just never going to work.
09:19Yeah, you're right.
09:20Yeah, I know.
09:21I will.
09:22I just love her so much.
09:28Oh, my God!
09:30Oh, my God!
09:31Oh, my God!
09:32You just rolled it off the sofa!
09:34What have I done?
09:36As soon as I find him, I'm making the arrest.
09:38I thought you'd want to know.
09:40He's finished, done.
09:43Hi.
09:44This was not about, is she?
09:45No.
09:46Good.
09:47You seem to get a few things.
09:48Look.
09:49I know you're angry with me about Mercedes.
09:51But I'm worried about your dad.
09:54I'm fine.
09:55No, you're not!
09:56Don't pretend you care about anyone but yourself, Gemma.
09:59I'm sorry I went back to Brookside Close.
10:01It's the worst mistake I ever made.
10:05Gemma!
10:06We need you.
10:07It's baby Joseph.
10:08Quick!
10:10I should have put some cushion stamp.
10:11I just didn't think.
10:12Hey, I can't see any bumps.
10:13Can you see bumps?
10:14I mean, baby's head's our bumper.
10:16You all right?
10:17He's not crying!
10:18Is his head going to be all right?
10:20Cleo, don't panic.
10:21He won't help anything.
10:22Here he is.
10:23He fell off the sofa.
10:24Okay, Cleo.
10:25I'm going to need you to stay nice and calm.
10:26You're not the only mum that's had an accident like this.
10:28I deal with it all the time.
10:29We're just going to check him over, okay?
10:30Okay.
10:31Okay.
10:32Okay.
10:33Right, good news.
10:36No visible sign of any head trauma.
10:38Oh, sorry little guy.
10:40That's not nice, is it?
10:42Okay.
10:43His pupils are responding normally so I've no reason to believe he's got any head injuries.
10:46We just need to do a full body check.
10:47Do you want to lie him down?
10:48Oh!
10:53Cleo, I'm sorry to have to ask you this, but you have been taking your postpartum meds,
10:57haven't you?
10:59Yeah.
11:00I just...
11:01It was an accident.
11:02I was asleep.
11:10Police!
11:11Open up!
11:13emptiness, go away.
11:15Slow, open up!
11:17Slow, open up!
11:19Unterstützung, let's pray.
11:22Do it.
11:23Police, open up!
11:25Slow!
11:27Slow!
11:29Slow!
11:30Sorry!
11:32Check the rooms.
11:33Slow!
11:35Slow!
11:36Slow!
11:37Slow!
11:38Slow!
11:39Slow!
11:40Slow!
11:41Slow!
11:42Dee Dee?
11:48Sir?
11:49You look remarkably well for someone that was projectile vomiting all morning.
11:54Oh, well, I'm feeling much better, actually, thank you, sir.
11:57Must have been something I ate.
11:59Yeah.
12:00I am going to need a note from your parents, though.
12:02Are they in?
12:04Er...
12:05No.
12:06No, I don't think so.
12:08Can I bring them into school tomorrow?
12:10Yeah, yeah, of course you can.
12:11Yeah.
12:12Oh, just to make you aware, though, I have a remarkably keen eye for a forgery.
12:17Oh.
12:18Hmm.
12:19Erm...sir, they don't know I skived.
12:21No.
12:22It's just, I, erm...I was finishing my English coursework.
12:25Mm-hm.
12:26You know, I really want to get an A-star on this one.
12:28Mm-hm.
12:29Please, sir, OK, please don't tell my mum and dad.
12:33They've got so much on their plates right now, it might just tip them over the edge.
12:36Well, it's OK, don't...don't cry, all right?
12:39Just have it on my desk tomorrow, yeah?
12:41And it better be the best poem I've ever read.
12:43Right?
12:44Go on.
12:45Thank you, sir.
12:46Right.
12:47Oh.
12:48Oh.
12:49Hubba!
12:50Hubba!
12:51Hubba!
12:52It's you looking all fancy.
12:54Oh, me and this old thing.
12:56Mm-hm.
12:57Well, go on then, but you have to guess.
12:58Oh, erm, you've been to the Queen's garden party?
13:02Kings.
13:03Why do I always forget that?
13:04I've been on a datey plonker.
13:05Oh.
13:06And who's the lucky gentleman?
13:08Well, all I'm gonna say is he is not my usual type.
13:11Oh.
13:12Well, we can all rest easy in our beds then, can't we?
13:15I don't know if he's gonna go anywhere, but...
13:17I just needed a little bit of fun before Cleo and Joseph join the grish.
13:20I completely understand that.
13:22I could deal with a little bit of romance myself, to be honest.
13:25Come on.
13:26You can tell me all about him.
13:27OK.
13:28So...
13:29I need a car.
13:32Someone that can't be traced.
13:34Huh.
13:35Why?
13:36I need to get out of town, quick.
13:40Huh.
13:41What do you do?
13:43Who are you texting?
13:45Well, you said you wanted a car.
13:47I'm sorting you out.
13:48Good man.
13:49I knew I could rely on you.
13:52Well, we're family, aren't we?
13:55Yeah.
13:57Is that a good feed?
14:01See?
14:02He's absolutely fine.
14:04Just keep a close eye on him tonight.
14:06If he's sick or seems listless, take him straight to A&E.
14:09My colleagues on the late shift will take good care of it.
14:12Oh, thanks Gemma.
14:14Erm, I've not seen Mercedes since New Year's Eve.
14:18Is she OK?
14:19Oh, she dumped the kids on Warren.
14:20Disappeared to all her canty.
14:22She's not really like her.
14:23You wouldn't know anything about that though, would you?
14:25Er, no.
14:26No.
14:27No.
14:28Better get going.
14:33Oh, thank you.
14:39I'll go and say it then.
14:42Say what?
14:43Like it's all my fault?
14:45I wasn't going to say that.
14:46Yeah, well good.
14:47Because this is exactly why I wanted to do the routine where you don't let them fall asleep on the boob.
14:51Oh, OK.
14:52So it's my fault.
14:53If I'd have persevered with the new routine like I wanted to do, then he might not have fallen off the sofa.
14:58But no, Cleo knows nothing and Sienna's always right.
15:00Cleo!
15:01You guys are just as bad judging me all the time.
15:03Thinking I don't have a maternal bone in my body.
15:05No one thinks that.
15:06Yeah, come on, Cleo.
15:07You've been a bit unreasonable now.
15:08Joseph could have died!
15:09OK, well it would have been no one's fault but your own.
15:14I didn't mean that.
15:15Sorry, I didn't mean that.
15:17Get out.
15:18I didn't mean it.
15:19Get out!
15:20Zzz!
15:21Zzz!
15:22Zzz!
15:23Zzz!
15:24Zzz!
15:25Zzz!
15:26Zzz!
15:27Zzz!
15:28Zzz!
15:29Zzz!
15:30Zzz!
15:31Zzz!
15:33Zzz!
15:44So?
15:46What was so important you had to skive school for?
15:48Well, Frankie had an emergency, so she left me in charge of Price Slice.
15:51Shut up! Milkshake's on you, then?
15:54Oh, no, I can't.
15:55Oh, come on!
15:57No!
15:59I need to smash this poetry assignment, OK?
16:01I promised Mr McQueen I was gonna dazzle him.
16:03So do it tonight.
16:06Well, I do have my best ideas under pressure, don't I?
16:08Well... Come on.
16:14You never answer my question.
16:15What did you do?
16:19It's just my ex, Frankie, making trouble telling stories about me to the police.
16:24But you are the police.
16:26I mean, if they're just stories, you've got nothing to worry about.
16:29Are they just stories?
16:31Look, you and me, we're cut from the same cloth.
16:35We do what's necessary, sometimes people get hurt.
16:37Hmm.
16:39The Black Family Mantra.
16:41Do you know what? I've trotted that one out myself a few times.
16:45It's a shame you didn't get to spend more time together.
16:49Could have made a good team, you and me.
16:51I'm out of that life now.
16:53You're never out.
16:55You might think you are, but it has a way of sucking you back in.
16:59It's like the quicksand.
17:01See, that's where you're wrong.
17:03You're the only one who gets to decide what kind of man you are.
17:07What?
17:08No-one else.
17:14That'd be him.
17:16Well, best of luck, Sally.
17:18It was nice knowing you.
17:20You're gonna regret this?
17:36I seriously don't.
17:38I know what you did today.
17:40And this is Pauvac.
17:44Caution him.
17:48I'll take him in my car, boss.
17:49He's been arrested.
18:02Then it's over.
18:05I hope this gives you some closure, Frankie.
18:09You could go back to prison.
18:13But you'll be safe.
18:14Everyone will.
18:32All right, Mick.
18:35Where are you going?
18:37You mean where are we going?
18:39I'm working, soft lad.
18:40Not anymore, you know.
18:41I need to get as far away from this place as I possibly can.
18:47Well, that's enough of that.
18:47I'd be too rude to refuse.
19:05Look, Frankie gave Dodger the names of the guards involved.
19:08He's got dates, times, and he's got CCTV and money changing hands.
19:12Except my dad wrote me out.
19:14Should have finished him off when I had the chance.
19:18Still could.
19:21Dodger's case would fall apart without him and Frankie to testify.
19:24All you need to do is let me go.
19:25It's too late for that.
19:26I'll lose me job.
19:27Well, you'll lose it anyway when I tell him what I know about you.
19:30You wouldn't.
19:31Huh?
19:32Try me.
19:35Huh?
19:38You're going to have to make it a lot convincing.
19:51Yeah.
19:52Not properly.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:56Outro music.
20:05Oh, my God.
20:06Oh, my God.
20:07Transcription by CastingWords
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