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Wacky Races (1968-1969)

Heatter-Quigley Inc. CBS and Hanna-Barbera (Turner Entertainment)
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00:00You
00:30Noooooooo!
00:46We'll check this out.
01:00Hi, Parker. You got a minute to talk?
01:09Kind of busy right now, Dad.
01:10Oh, that's okay. I don't mind.
01:12See, it's about your sister, Piper.
01:16Lindsay, she said they said he said he likes you.
01:18It has to be true.
01:20Piper, honey, we need to chat about your brother, Parker.
01:23Mom, I'm on the phone.
01:24I'm racing.
01:25Your mother wants you to be nicer to Piper.
01:28Dad, I let her run me up the road last race, and she still couldn't beat me.
01:32He cheats, Mom. He has to.
01:34Are you sure he's my brother?
01:35Oh, Sugar, Parker's too honest to cheat. He can't help it.
01:38He's not like you.
01:42Check this out, son.
01:45Great. Perfect Industries built a new bridge.
01:48What's the catch?
01:49We built it out of snakes.
01:53If you don't believe me, just ask Viceroy. That's why I pay him.
01:56No, no, I believe you.
01:58Viceroy, tell Parker what that bridge is made of.
02:01Snakes.
02:02Sixteen million dollars worth of snakes, to be precise.
02:05Why aren't they moving?
02:07Because we love them to sleep.
02:09Sleeping snakes isn't that exciting, son.
02:12Yeah, great, Dad.
02:13Could you guys move? It's kind of hard to see.
02:16Oh, sure. Scooch down, Viceroy.
02:19How's that? Better?
02:20Uh, no.
02:21Okay, we'll go then.
02:23By the way, watch out for your sister.
02:25No, no, no, no, wait.
02:27What do you mean?
02:27Come on!
02:28Come on!
02:40Come on!
02:43Ha!
02:44Did ya!
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03:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:35Change of plans.
03:37Forget driving a wedge between Parker and Piper.
03:41Those infernal brats are already at war.
03:43Just win the race.
03:45And then, Perfect Industries will finally be up!
03:49Oh, it will be mine as we agreed.
03:51But I'll give you both jobs in hazardous waste disposal.
03:55Oh, hazardous waste!
03:57Sounds exciting!
03:59Just win! And none of your foolish schemes, understood?
04:03But of course, Mr. Viceroy.
04:07Clearly, he was speaking in code
04:09and wants us to drive this cheese wedge into those little monsters just as I planned.
04:15No, Mutley, we can't win fairly.
04:19We are villains.
04:21Erdo, we have to cheat!
04:23Second place, hmm?
04:25I got it covered, thanks.
04:27Well, don't lose hope, pal.
04:29There is one more surprise!
04:31The snakes are gonna wake up, aren't they?
04:33Right about now!
04:35Good luck, pal!
04:37Yeah, I better call you back, Nicole.
04:39I'm about to get snaked.
04:41Me afraid?
04:43Me very afraid.
04:45Me very afraid.
04:47I'm about to get snaked.
04:49Don't lose hope, pal.
04:51Don't lose hope, pal.
04:52There is one more surprise.
04:53The snakes are gonna wake up, aren't they?
04:55Right about now!
04:57Good luck!
04:59Yeah, I better call you back, Nicole.
05:01I'm about to get snaked.
05:03You're very afraid.
05:15Parker, do something!
05:17Guess I'm not so bad when you need me to save your life, huh?
05:19Parker!
05:33towards the end.
05:37You are too snaked.
05:39Morning!
05:43bad boy
05:45added
05:47snumbered
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