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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas FULL EP [High Quality Video]
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00:00:00so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out
00:00:08all right it's about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:00:13uh uh
00:00:20yeah him hi just play along
00:00:25six five four three two one
00:00:43you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark do you want me to stop timmy now
00:01:02i don't want you to stop
00:01:13i was so drunk last night
00:01:37i can't remember who i was with
00:01:43i must return this to her so i can see her again
00:01:51happy new year sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night i don't care how just do it
00:01:57i will find you
00:02:05can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend i need grandkids i need you
00:02:13message received mom i need to go now i have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:25seven years why can't i ever find you and why do you still haunt me
00:02:39still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:02:46i'm ready to go to the inspection now your best sir
00:02:50uh but first we found your fake christmas wife she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top
00:02:55and sir make sure you use an alias we can't have her know you the harrison group ceo or she'll jack up the price good
00:03:03finally i can get my mother off my back
00:03:04hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate i can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:03:16now auntie debba and pamela can't say i have no daddy anymore
00:03:22sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for christmas but mommy why do we have to rent a daddy
00:03:28where's my real one uh i'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:03:48daddy oh
00:03:54daddy oh i'm sorry i'm not your dad no i know you my daddy just as handsome as i oh mommy hurry
00:04:07your fake christmas husband has arrived
00:04:17i asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:24why does she feel so familiar she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top you must be my
00:04:34new christmas husband so you're my new christmas wife see i knew you're the new daddy we hired right
00:04:42hi my name's hyper what's your name sam didn't say anything about a kid max aurelius eva
00:04:49i think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage i just need a wife for
00:04:55the holidays i guess mom gets her grandkid too so per our agreement the rate is one thousand dollars
00:05:04per hour and one thousand an hour well yeah it's 500 a day is that enough that's the most that i can
00:05:14pay you wait you're paying me 500 a day that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your
00:05:19thousands over the week look my requirements are simple okay play my pretend husband come with me
00:05:24to my hometown and we all pretend to be one big happy family and then my family will get off my back
00:05:30so piper can have a good christmas for once
00:05:32so she's getting pressure from her folks too fine but you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:05:43okay deal
00:05:47ready to go get married
00:06:00ready to go get married
00:06:02wow clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:06:16y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:30okay okay uh well i think we got it oh i need some photos of us together too
00:06:47to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a happy family yeah of course
00:07:00my family
00:07:05happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:14bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:18failed last minute wait she bailed then who is
00:07:25who is she whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:07:31sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:07:41okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping i should
00:07:48come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan i think i should have
00:07:54asked him say in the gifts we'll make it more believable
00:08:00fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:08:03let's go
00:08:10let's go which mall are we going to
00:08:12um let's go to that one oh let's go to the bank
00:08:16oh what the actual
00:08:23fuck
00:08:27sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:33get me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:39she does kind of look like him
00:08:44so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:49here let me get this
00:08:52i'm gonna love you max
00:08:53oh so i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:05in front of them okay should we use our tongues or no no definitely not an absolutely no sex yes
00:09:15strictly business anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:19what afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:25i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:31let's go
00:09:38here what are you doing i'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:44well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
00:09:49attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50 off 50 off pies quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5712 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind hurry up and go go what are you standing here
00:10:02for hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great we have a holiday special today
00:10:11spend 500 get 10 off and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:17oh great yeah uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks will you get a move on i just got here relax
00:10:25relax yeah yeah
00:10:29here this will do the trick okay thank you
00:10:34hurry up and pay
00:10:34i will pay i will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:44thank you damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:47oh wait wait not the pies not the pies
00:11:02hi guys gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:07thank you of course thank you so much of course i hope you like pumpkin thank you she bought all 12 pies
00:11:17don't worry i have enough for everybody just to give it away thank you merry christmas
00:11:22what do you do that often as often as i can
00:11:37we should go we gotta pick up paper
00:11:39sit watch out
00:12:02you done feeling me up
00:12:05shut up oh sorry i was just in character wife
00:12:08okay yeah well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:16and don't be late
00:12:28harrison group do you do construction for them or something
00:12:32sort of
00:12:33not that i'm judging i just
00:12:36need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:40why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group i think that's respectful
00:12:46can we pick another company
00:12:48no harrison group is perfect and they'll find it impressive my cousin's husband works for them too so
00:12:54it's perfect
00:12:59oh and uh wear something nice for christmas dinner don't worry okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:06too much
00:13:20Let's go, Sam.
00:13:31It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Daughter's?
00:13:42Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:50Hey, there they are!
00:14:02Hey!
00:14:02Daddy!
00:14:03Nice to meet you!
00:14:04Dad.
00:14:06So glad you made it.
00:14:07We missed you.
00:14:09So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:13He's coming.
00:14:14Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So!
00:14:20I heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:22When's he arriving?
00:14:24Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:29Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:32Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:35Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:41This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:45Auntie Pamela?
00:14:46Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:50We're only worried about you.
00:14:52All these years without a husband.
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:00And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:05I'm not alone.
00:15:06Mm-hmm.
00:15:07And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:17Trash?
00:15:19Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:21You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:26Actually, he's right here.
00:15:31Oh, wow.
00:15:34Wow.
00:15:35He is really good looking.
00:15:38Ah, must be AI.
00:15:40Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:44Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:56Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:00Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:07Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:15Willie, you made it.
00:16:18There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:32Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:36Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:44That's what marriage is.
00:16:47It's pretty serious.
00:16:49Wow.
00:16:50You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:54You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:57Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59Yeah.
00:17:00A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:06That's right.
00:17:06I just bought this brand-new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:16When I sit on my lap...
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:22Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:26And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:39Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:53She already has a husband.
00:17:54He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:55Is that so?
00:18:01Well, then, where is he?
00:18:03Because I don't see him.
00:18:05Does anyone see him?
00:18:08Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:14That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:17And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Mommy.
00:18:24Hi.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:28I'm going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:30Come on, honey.
00:18:31Let's go.
00:18:33What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:41Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:46Let me go.
00:18:47Let me go.
00:18:47Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:05Max, you came.
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:14Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter?
00:19:17Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:18Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:22Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27That's right.
00:19:28Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:33Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:37I'm Max.
00:19:38Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:41Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:46He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:53Son of a bitch.
00:19:54You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:57That pristine automobile.
00:20:00That car?
00:20:01Oh, my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house.
00:20:05That car?
00:20:06It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:12Are you?
00:20:17Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:20And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:25You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:28That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:30Jesus.
00:20:31How did he get away with it?
00:20:33That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough, please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:40She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:41Max, be honest with me.
00:20:45Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:53So, you need a breath, man.
00:20:55All right, that's it.
00:20:59I'm calling the cops.
00:21:00Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:02Wait.
00:21:03What?
00:21:04Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:07Oh, well.
00:21:09Too late.
00:21:10Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:24It's my car.
00:21:25Okay?
00:21:25It's not stolen.
00:21:26Huh, yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:30Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:33Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:35I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:46Loser.
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:49Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play alone.
00:22:19Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:24Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir.
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:30Please, please, please.
00:22:30My serious apologies.
00:22:42Oh, that William.
00:22:44What a jerk, huh?
00:22:46He fooled me.
00:22:47What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:55We were just looking out for you.
00:22:58Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:00You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:02Soon.
00:23:03Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room, would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other.
00:23:15If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:21Abigail, come on.
00:23:22Talk to her for us.
00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:31My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:33For your best life, my new son-in-law.
00:23:37Come on, guys.
00:23:37Let's go in.
00:23:38Welcome to the family.
00:23:43Welcome.
00:23:43Come on in.
00:23:44Come on in.
00:23:45This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:54My fault.
00:23:55You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:59Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:13I told you.
00:24:14I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places.
00:24:18A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:24It's the season of giving.
00:24:26He knows people.
00:24:27Has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:31You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:33Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:34Capisce?
00:24:35Oh, my God.
00:24:35Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad!
00:24:39Mom!
00:24:40Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey.
00:24:44We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:51I think they get it, hon.
00:24:54How's Piper?
00:24:56Oh, she's fine.
00:24:57Why don't you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06See you in a bit.
00:25:07Shall we?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:20It was just a hug.
00:25:20We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:27You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:32What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44Something just feels off.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:50Make out a promise to prove it?
00:25:54Later.
00:25:54Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:06Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:13Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:17Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:23But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Oh, no.
00:26:29Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:47It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:50I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:5312 pumpkin pies.
00:27:07I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good, but something still fills off.
00:27:18Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:27But our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:43Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:50Well, um, it's...
00:27:52Silly face.
00:27:53Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:56Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face.
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:03Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:05Those lousers.
00:28:07That's nice.
00:28:08You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:15And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:18I'll drink to that.
00:28:19I agree with you there.
00:28:21So, come on, guys.
00:28:22Let's eat.
00:28:23Come on.
00:28:23And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey.
00:28:51Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:53Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:56The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:58Something about water conservation.
00:29:00That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0215 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:06Just shower together.
00:29:08Shower together?
00:29:12Just shower together.
00:29:14Okay, you guys.
00:29:15Have a good night, okay?
00:29:20You heard it.
00:29:23Oh, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:48Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:50You have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:51I am not showering with you.
00:29:53All right, suit yourself.
00:29:55More room for me in there.
00:29:57Not if I meet you there first.
00:29:58Come on, Max.
00:30:16Get out of the way.
00:30:18We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:20You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you.
00:30:25Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:26But that'll cost extra.
00:30:32In your dreams.
00:30:42Free to join me.
00:30:43You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:06You wish.
00:31:07Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:09Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:11It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:14Oh, yeah?
00:31:15True.
00:31:16Holy shit.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:32This is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:36I'll say.
00:31:38What happened to all that cool guy caught dance?
00:31:41Still think you can resist?
00:31:44Baby.
00:31:45I don't think I want you.
00:31:52Max, I shut it up.
00:31:56Or maybe we should.
00:31:57God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:09Wow.
00:32:10We're so sexy.
00:32:16Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:22What?
00:32:23I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:25It's not you, Max.
00:32:26It's us.
00:32:27It's this.
00:32:27This is all an act.
00:32:28Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:31You're right.
00:32:34I'm sorry.
00:32:35I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:32:37Just...
00:32:37That birthmark.
00:32:51What is that?
00:32:54It's him.
00:32:55The man from New Year's.
00:32:56Is he Piper's father?
00:33:01Why are you acting?
00:33:04Oh, my God.
00:33:05Max is Piper's father.
00:33:09Are you okay?
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:11I just, um...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded.
00:33:14I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:16Alone.
00:33:18Of course.
00:33:22We have a daughter together.
00:33:24Oh, my God.
00:33:25What do I do?
00:33:32I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:34You can take the bed.
00:33:36Thanks.
00:33:39Hey.
00:33:40Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:43Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:44I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:46So if there's something you need,
00:33:48I can help.
00:33:49I want to help.
00:33:51He's Piper's father.
00:33:53He has a right to know.
00:33:55Um, Max?
00:33:58How would you feel
00:33:59if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:02A child?
00:34:05No, no, no.
00:34:07That's impossible.
00:34:09I'm very careful.
00:34:12Mostly.
00:34:12I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:16Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:19and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:23Right.
00:34:24He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:27I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:29Why do you ask?
00:34:31No reason.
00:34:32Just curious.
00:34:34No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:38What?
00:34:38No.
00:34:40Well, then,
00:34:41can I ask you a question?
00:34:44Shoot.
00:34:49Where did you get these?
00:34:51And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:53I did not get those.
00:34:55I don't know where those came from.
00:34:57Are you sure you're just not trying to
00:34:59break the contract?
00:35:00Give me the pass.
00:35:03Give me the...
00:35:04Give me the...
00:35:06Whoa!
00:35:17Eva,
00:35:18the truth is
00:35:19is that I...
00:35:22Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:25Just a second.
00:35:27Come in.
00:35:28Hey, hon.
00:35:30Oh!
00:35:31Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:32but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:35before I tuck her in.
00:35:36Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:38We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:40I can see that.
00:35:42Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:44I mean, if you don't...
00:35:45If you don't mind.
00:35:46Well, atta boy.
00:35:48You know what?
00:35:48Just put a shirt on.
00:35:50I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:51Piper!
00:35:52Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:56He sprang to his sleigh,
00:35:57to his team gave a whistle,
00:35:59and away they all flew,
00:36:01like the down of a thistle.
00:36:03But I heard him exclaim,
00:36:05as he drove out of sight,
00:36:07Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:09and to all,
00:36:11a good night.
00:36:11If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:16she'd be over the moon.
00:36:18Good night, Piper.
00:36:23Is her dad still around?
00:36:25Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:27because you're her dad.
00:36:30Uh, no.
00:36:31That man has no idea
00:36:33what a treasure
00:36:34he's missing out on.
00:36:39Do you really think so?
00:36:41From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:43Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:45He deserves to know.
00:36:53Max.
00:36:57You are Piper's father.
00:37:05I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:07Where's Piper?
00:37:33She must have snuck off
00:37:35while we were asleep.
00:37:52God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:53Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:04Not on my watch.
00:38:10Yeah, this.
00:38:11I remember this.
00:38:13Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:25How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:28Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:30It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:31Wonderful.
00:38:32Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:36Oh, no.
00:38:38What is that?
00:38:39Sardines and saltines.
00:38:40It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:42It was my gram-grams favorite
00:38:44during wartime.
00:38:45Don't be shy.
00:38:46Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:49Max, you don't have to.
00:38:50No, no.
00:38:51It's okay.
00:38:51It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:05Yeah.
00:39:10Good?
00:39:14Mmm.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:16It's grumpy.
00:39:18Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:20You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:23Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:26That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:28in her brood this year.
00:39:30What's the deal with them?
00:39:32Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:34Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:37Hey, don't worry.
00:39:40I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:44Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:48Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:39:51Wait, that earring.
00:40:05Wait.
00:40:06That earring.
00:40:07You like it?
00:40:09I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:11Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:14I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:20Right.
00:40:21Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:23Anyone can have it.
00:40:24Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:26She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:30So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:35But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:37What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:41An aging single mom.
00:40:44Slim pickings.
00:40:45I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:48That explains it.
00:40:49She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:52Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:53Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:55Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:57Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:01Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:03Exactly.
00:41:04Not like my Sierra, married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:10Oh, they're here.
00:41:13Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:19Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:20Merry Christmas.
00:41:23You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:24I am.
00:41:26I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:27Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:28Welcome.
00:41:29You're Ava's husband.
00:41:31But you're gorgeous.
00:41:35But what is handsome is you.
00:41:38Look at you two.
00:41:39You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:41Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:42Merry Christmas.
00:41:44This is from Max and I.
00:41:45Oh, my goodness.
00:41:46Thank you, Ava.
00:41:47Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:50Oops.
00:41:51Oh, my bad.
00:41:52Ooh, a homemade gift.
00:41:55How thrifty.
00:41:56Andy, not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:59Mommy's right, you mean all hats.
00:42:01You little.
00:42:04You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:42:08Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:12Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:14My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:17He could ruin your life.
00:42:19Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:33I'm fine.
00:42:33I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:35It's okay.
00:42:35It's okay.
00:42:38What are you...
00:42:40Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:44Did you just slap me?
00:42:46Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:48You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:49You know what, Sierra?
00:42:50I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:55Her family.
00:42:57She needs me.
00:43:03You okay, honey?
00:43:04Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:06Do something.
00:43:08You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:09I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:12Oh, wow.
00:43:13I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:18Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:21Let's call him.
00:43:22I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:25Please.
00:43:26Who do you think you are?
00:43:28Enough!
00:43:31There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:34Fine, Dad.
00:43:35Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:37Nathan, they're just jealous.
00:43:40For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:43I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:47I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:50Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:51All right, that's enough.
00:43:53Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:55Is this a joke?
00:44:18Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:20Hold it.
00:44:20Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:23My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:28My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:32King crab, fresh crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:38Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:41And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:44It's just petty.
00:44:45Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:52Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:54Come on, let's go.
00:44:55No, no.
00:44:56Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:04I just want to have our family together.
00:45:06Fine.
00:45:07We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:11What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll stay.
00:45:21Can I have a little napole?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:31That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:34No strays.
00:45:37Al, please, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:40Yeah, it's fine.
00:45:41You hit my child.
00:45:42You're fucking crazy!
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:51Don't worry, baby.
00:45:52I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:01Piper.
00:46:02Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:10Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:15Actually, I do.
00:46:17He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:21Oh, it will be.
00:46:24Sam.
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:29I'm already on my way.
00:46:35Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:42He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:44From Antarctica.
00:46:47Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:56Santa's already on his way.
00:46:57Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:06A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way.
00:47:21How did you pull this off?
00:47:23Sam is like family.
00:47:24I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:28Boss?
00:47:29Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:31Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:33Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:37I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:40You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:44Mm-hmm.
00:47:44Come on.
00:47:49You can stop kidding around.
00:47:51If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:55No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:57Come on.
00:47:57You can stop the charade.
00:47:59Okay?
00:47:59This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:02Eva.
00:48:03I'm not pretending.
00:48:05Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:09How is this possible?
00:48:21This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:27Who are you?
00:48:29I told you.
00:48:30I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:32That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:34Wait.
00:48:35No.
00:48:35Hold on.
00:48:37You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:42You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:44Hmm.
00:48:45Some of the small ones.
00:48:47I mean, you know that.
00:48:49You work for me.
00:48:50Oh, God.
00:48:51I insulted my own boss.
00:48:54I'm finished.
00:48:54I'm finished.
00:48:59I didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:06Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:08Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:10For tonight, your fee stands.
00:49:13And with that, your career.
00:49:15You're fired.
00:49:17Fired?
00:49:18Sam.
00:49:22Fired?
00:49:23God.
00:49:24I can't be fired.
00:49:26What?
00:49:27Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:29You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:32Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:33I'll do anything.
00:49:34Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:38And you.
00:49:43Oh, me?
00:49:45Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:47That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:48A family tradition.
00:49:50Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:53Sam.
00:49:53Sam.
00:49:55Hmm.
00:49:57Will you do me the honors?
00:50:01Gladly.
00:50:05Merry Christmas, Aunt May.
00:50:09Father, do something.
00:50:12Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:14I'm leaving.
00:50:16Hmm.
00:50:16Pumpkin.
00:50:17My favorite.
00:50:17Come on, sweetie.
00:50:26Daddy had this crab one in just for you.
00:50:29Eat as much as you want.
00:50:30Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:34I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:36I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:38Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:43Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:45Just like this.
00:50:46Does he really mean that?
00:50:48Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:50I can't tell.
00:50:52And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:00I brought you a gift.
00:51:01Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:04Oh.
00:51:08Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:12Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:15Tell me everything.
00:51:16Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:21Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:26A high school dropout?
00:51:28In the Harrison family?
00:51:30Not a chance.
00:51:35She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:39Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:40Silence.
00:51:41Get me the address where she works.
00:51:43It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:44That's nice.
00:51:46We own that one.
00:51:48Good work.
00:51:49But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:51Thanks.
00:52:01So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:07Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:10And how about you?
00:52:14Me?
00:52:15Yeah.
00:52:17Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:21Eva.
00:52:23Eva.
00:52:35That birthmark.
00:52:36Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:42Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:44So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:46Uh.
00:52:48No feelings, no complications.
00:52:50That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:51Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:54Max.
00:52:55Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:58It's cold.
00:53:00Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:02Max.
00:53:04Max.
00:53:06I need to tell you something.
00:53:09It's something important.
00:53:11What's gotten into her?
00:53:13Is she hiding something?
00:53:15Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:18I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:23Piper is...
00:53:24Piper is...
00:53:28Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:31Sweetie.
00:53:32Oh, my gosh.
00:53:33It's all swollen.
00:53:34Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:36Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:38Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:42Come on, Piper.
00:53:46Okay, let me see.
00:53:47I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:54But that's not true.
00:53:55You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:59Uh...
00:54:00Daddy!
00:54:01No!
00:54:02Well...
00:54:05Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:14Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:17Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:20Really?
00:54:20Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:25You think it was Scar?
00:54:29Hmm.
00:54:31I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:33Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:35I have one, too.
00:54:37Dad.
00:54:38I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:40Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:43Really?
00:54:44No way.
00:54:45No.
00:54:45It was actually a cactus.
00:54:47But it's still cool.
00:54:50I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:56Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:58My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:00And how old are you?
00:55:07Six.
00:55:09Six?
00:55:09That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:12Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:14Ebor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:16What do I even say?
00:55:17What do I even say?
00:55:21And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:23Sorry, honey.
00:55:24This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:28Um, yeah.
00:55:32Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:34Eva.
00:55:34Okay, look.
00:55:42Piper is...
00:55:46Go on.
00:55:55That must be an emergency.
00:55:58Excuse me.
00:55:59Sorry.
00:56:00I'll take this.
00:56:00Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:09Yeah.
00:56:11Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:14I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:19Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:21I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:25She's a high school dropout.
00:56:27Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:29And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:32I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:56:34That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:42I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:44You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:45Your mother would take her away.
00:56:47After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:51Eva?
00:56:53Maximus?
00:56:54Are you even listening to me?
00:56:56No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:57I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:58Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:57:01I'm not leaving her.
00:57:04Eva?
00:57:14Aw, thank you.
00:57:16This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:17Oh, wow.
00:57:24That's so cool.
00:57:25Did you make it?
00:57:26Uh, Derek, this is from, uh, Eva.
00:57:29Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:31Just, thanks, guys.
00:57:32I'm glad you're here.
00:57:35Oh, you got it!
00:57:36Oh!
00:57:37Oh!
00:57:38Damn, these are nice!
00:57:39Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:42Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:50It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:51Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:52Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:54Ready, ready?
00:57:55Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:57What do we got, guys?
00:57:58Billy.
00:57:58Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:58:04You never told me...
00:58:06have we met before.
00:58:09Have we met before?
00:58:16She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:21I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:24Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:35I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:37Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:38They're very common.
00:58:39I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:42No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:47Maybe.
00:58:50Are you okay?
00:58:53Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:56No.
00:58:57I'm fine.
00:58:59Um.
00:59:01Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:05I got you this.
00:59:06You got me a gift, too?
00:59:07Tis the season.
00:59:10Open it.
00:59:10Gloves.
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:42You've already done so much for me.
00:59:44I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:48How did I feel?
00:59:50Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:52Warm.
00:59:55Soft.
00:59:58Perfect.
01:00:02Thank you, Eva.
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom.
01:00:11She partied all the time.
01:00:13And I got gifts.
01:00:15Plenty of them.
01:00:16But I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:20Nothing personal.
01:00:23Well, you deserve it.
01:00:25You're a good guy.
01:00:26And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:39What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here.
01:00:44Max, we can't...
01:00:58Max, we can't...
01:01:11If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:20I don't want you to stop.
01:01:22No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:31I don't want you.
01:01:46Oh, God, you are trying to be fucking insane.
01:01:59Yeah.
01:01:59Oh, God.
01:02:01Piper!
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:10Piper?
01:02:11She can't see me.
01:02:32Eva?
01:02:32Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:50That was way too close.
01:02:52Yeah.
01:02:53We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:02Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:14Let me give it to you.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:32Let me give it to you.
01:03:38Let me give it to you.
01:03:40Why are you calling me this morning?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:01I'm Max's mother.
01:04:03Name your price.
01:04:04What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:07W-what?
01:04:08We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:12Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:16My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:20Piper is my daughter.
01:04:21And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:24So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own,
01:04:26but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:31Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:38You okay?
01:04:42Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:58Eva, wait!
01:04:59So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:09Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:12None of it was real.
01:05:13So, it's just a goodbye?
01:05:17Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:19Look.
01:05:22Last night...
01:05:25I let my guard down.
01:05:26But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:29And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:34I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:37a good father.
01:05:39Just say the word.
01:05:40You don't get it.
01:05:45You don't get it.
01:05:47You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:04Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:24As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26we're back.
01:06:30Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:35How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:07:14I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:22Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:25I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:28I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:29I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:30I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:36I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:44Do.
01:07:46Step 10 times.
01:07:47Eva's meeting my mother today. Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss? Boss?
01:07:58Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry. I need to go in back with my family.
01:08:04Family? Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:11Give it to your best smile. Ah, there he is. Maximus, darling. I have some prospects for you. Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:28Oh. I told you. I already found the woman I love.
01:08:33Maximus, stop this. That evil woman is scamming your son. Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another. You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:52No, I'm not.
01:08:55Oh.
01:08:56I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss. I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:05What?
01:09:05Oh, that's her. The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi. Welcome in. Can I help you find something?
01:09:29I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome. I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:35Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no. I know what I want.
01:09:46Size seven.
01:09:48Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:52Come on. She wants the white shoes.
01:09:59Ignore her. She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:02Here, let me help you.
01:10:03Come on.
01:10:05She seems kind.
01:10:15I shouldn't be that impressed. She's just doing her job.
01:10:19How do they feel?
01:10:22Well, I love the style, but it's too small. I think I need a size up. Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:29Right away. I'll be right back.
01:10:35She's not only kind, she's patient. Was I wrong about her?
01:10:39Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:54Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit? She can't walk.
01:11:01Oh, come on, St. Eva. She's in a wheelchair. Who cares? It's the last pair.
01:11:15I get paid commission.
01:11:22I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:24See? This is your whole problem. This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:33I don't care if she can walk or not. I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:39She has to deal with people like this? People who insult her all day?
01:11:44I'm your manager.
01:11:50Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:05You don't have to fire me.
01:12:08I quit.
01:12:14I don't work here anymore.
01:12:17Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:20They're broken. Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:23You're a good person, after all.
01:12:27Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:29I'm sorry?
01:12:32Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:35Get out!
01:12:41You're not disabled?
01:12:42Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:47Absolutely shameful.
01:12:49Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of the store.
01:12:57You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:01I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:06What did I do?
01:13:07You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:22That's right.
01:13:24Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:26You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:35You.
01:13:37Out.
01:13:38I'll leave.
01:13:41I'm leaving.
01:13:42I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:48No, don't worry.
01:13:51You're getting a promotion.
01:13:53You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:58First assignment.
01:13:59I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:06Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm?
01:14:09Okay.
01:14:10Yeah.
01:14:12Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:16I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:19She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:27Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:40I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva.
01:14:46What are you doing here?
01:14:50I, uh...
01:14:51There you are, Eva.
01:14:54Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:57My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:00What are you talking...
01:15:02That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:09Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:10Stop.
01:15:12And you.
01:15:14You lied to me at the store.
01:15:15You were both just testing me?
01:15:18Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:21I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:22I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:26But I was wrong.
01:15:27Eva, please.
01:15:28I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:30Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:34How could you think that of me?
01:15:35It's not like that, dear.
01:15:38Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:40Mom, what did you do?
01:15:42I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:45We're not together.
01:15:47And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:53I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57W-what are you waiting for, son?
01:15:58Go after her!
01:16:03Eva.
01:16:04Let me go!
01:16:05I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:07But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:09Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:10I'm not pretending.
01:16:12Okay?
01:16:12I can't fake what we have.
01:16:13And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:21Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:51That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva.
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:25Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie.
01:17:29I'm fine.
01:17:31Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:41You're sad.
01:17:44I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:49I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:57Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Love bug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing?
01:18:04Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:12I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:18:26Enough sulking.
01:18:34Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:38Don't you think I want to?
01:18:40She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:44Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:47Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:49I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:52And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:56What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:01Piper is your daughter.
01:19:03What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:11I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:15New Year's, that woman was Eva.
01:19:27Eva!
01:19:29Hey.
01:19:31Daddy!
01:19:31Piper!
01:19:33Daddy!
01:19:34Piper!
01:19:36I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:45You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:50Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:03But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:06Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:14I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:18Piper is your daughter.
01:20:20You knew.
01:20:21My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Mama!
01:20:24I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:30But you've known this whole time?
01:20:32I was scared.
01:20:33Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:40I love you, Eva.
01:20:55I love you, too.
01:20:57I promise, for the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:01As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:18For real this time?
01:21:19Yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:27Yes.
01:21:28Hi.
01:21:36Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:43I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:52Eva!
01:21:55Take me back!
01:21:58I'm sorry!
01:21:59I struck your tire!
01:22:03Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:06Again.
01:22:09No?
01:22:10Not funny?
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