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00:00They try to poison a water supply, one guy pulls a switch at the Mount Kiskol dam.
00:05Problem solved.
00:07I gotta get some air.
00:13There you are. Dad, you're gonna miss the end of the movie. Don't you like it?
00:17Eh, it's a little artsy.
00:19Artsy? I just blew up 300 terrorists from the fake Middle Eastern country of Munar.
00:25I don't know what to tell you, Joe.
00:27Well, it's too bad you left. The crowd was going crazy.
00:29Hey, you throw a big party for yourself, what do you expect people to do?
00:33What? Did you like the scene where I saved the kid?
00:36Or when I get shot?
00:38Come on, Austin, something. Name one thing about tonight that impressed you.
00:42You know what impressed me? These toilets.
00:46.2 horsepower pump, probably 1.6 gallons of flush.
00:50You don't see these too often.
00:53Jeez, Dad. I fly you all the way out here for my big premiere.
00:57You see me in a big action movie. And all you can talk about is toilets?
01:01Obviously it was a mistake bringing you out here.
01:04You know, what I do isn't good enough for you.
01:06No, no, that's not true.
01:07Yeah, okay. Name one other movie I've been in. Name one show.
01:10You wanna do this, huh? Name one of my jobs.
01:12What?
01:13Name one of my jobs. Name one of the buildings I worked on.
01:16Why? What does that have to do with anything?
01:18Uh, my job isn't good enough for you.
01:20What are you talking about?
01:22Come on, you know I wanted you to do what I do.
01:24But you had to pick a job that couldn't be more opposite, right?
01:27You look down on me.
01:29Part of me thinks that the reason you brought me out here for your big party
01:33is because you wanna show me that your life was better than mine.
01:35Wow. Makes me sad that you would think that.
01:41But you know what? That's not my problem.
01:44You're the dad. You should be happy for me. That's your job!
01:47Obviously this means nothing to you.
01:52Pretty impressive, huh?
01:58Good.
02:00Joey.
02:01Yeah. Gina told me he was still here.
02:03What are you even doing?
02:05My VIP pass clogged the pipe. I'm trying to get it out.
02:08Dad, you don't have to worry about that. Someone else will take care of it.
02:10No, no. I wanna get it out before it works itself loose and ends up in a sewer.
02:14Why?
02:16I don't know. I want it.
02:18You do?
02:20Yeah, you were right. I should be happy for you.
02:24And I am.
02:29You need a hand?
02:30Sure.
02:31What do you need over there? 916s?
02:36Yeah, how'd you know that?
02:38Cool. I've seen you fix a million of these things.
02:41Remember when I was a kid?
02:42You used to take me on jobs with you. I love watching you fix stuff.
02:45Come on.
02:46Seriously.
02:47You'd think I'd look down on you, but it's the opposite.
02:50I used to walk through New York, point to buildings and say,
02:53my dad did the plumbing in there.
02:55So if you use one of their bathrooms, stand up before you flush,
02:58because that thing will turn you inside out.
03:01What do you know?
03:05Hey, listen, Joe. In the movie, that part where you duck under the helicopter blade,
03:10how do you do that?
03:11Oh, well, they put the helicopter in with a computer after we shot it.
03:15I was only pretending to see it.
03:18Oh.
03:19Amazing.
03:21Could you hold this for me?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Listen, Joe. I didn't mean to screw up your party tonight.
03:40It's just that part of me held out hope that one day you'd come back and work with me.
03:46But the more successful you get, the clearer it is that that ain't gonna happen.
03:54But this is nice, right?
04:01Yeah.
04:02This is nice.
04:04Got it.
04:05Hey.
04:06You're the best.
04:07There you go.
04:08Oh, boy. Thank you.
04:09Boy, now your mother won't be the only one wearing a necklace that I fished out of a toilet.
04:16You know, Joe, I never really officially congratulated you on your premiere.
04:29What? We're gonna do this now?
04:31Until you wash your hands, yeah, we are.
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