It‘s not just a random juggle of all the bloopers files, I went though 30 movies even outside of MCU, and each film had like 1.5 minutes to 3 hours of behind the scenes!!! So in total I went through more than 50 hours of footage to locate the funny bits, and categorized them into different themes, so I really really hope you’d enjoy! ♥️💕
Also I took some of your advice on the cuts, too, they are not so sudden and raw any more haha☺️
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Also I took some of your advice on the cuts, too, they are not so sudden and raw any more haha☺️
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00:00:00Nice to meet you.
00:00:07Nice to meet you.
00:00:10I had to put one on there for the guy, Drew.
00:00:33Back! Back!
00:00:36It's okay.
00:00:38Should we do the kiss?
00:00:41Why don't you come with me right now?
00:00:43You're gonna kill me?
00:00:44Don't do anything.
00:00:45Should I just take them off now?
00:00:51I feel like we're gonna kiss.
00:00:54I mean, it's so sweet.
00:00:57I'm not in.
00:01:07I'm actually out.
00:01:09Jarvis, don't ever speak to me once I'm off camera.
00:01:13Sorry, Steve.
00:01:20Sorry.
00:01:25Not exactly a badass.
00:01:34What?
00:01:35Shut up.
00:01:36Prove it.
00:01:37That was nice to meet you.
00:01:47Loki, take it away.
00:01:52Hi, I'm Captain America.
00:01:57Whether you're a student or a soldier, there's one thing that will always give you an edge.
00:02:01A hot lunch.
00:02:04Cool.
00:02:05Cool.
00:02:06Cool.
00:02:07Cool.
00:02:08Cool.
00:02:09Cool.
00:02:10Cool.
00:02:11Cool.
00:02:12Cool.
00:02:13Cool.
00:02:14Cool.
00:02:15Cool.
00:02:17Cool.
00:02:18Cool.
00:02:19Cool.
00:02:20Cool.
00:02:21Free.
00:02:22I know you have found something.
00:02:24A sense of peace...
00:02:27Okay, now you are going too far now.
00:02:32Jesus.
00:02:36Get the shield.
00:02:39Kill the engine.
00:02:42Wait for instruction.
00:02:43Because I'm in charge.
00:02:47I'm a virgin.
00:02:49I'm so sorry, man.
00:02:52I was trying so hard not to sneeze.
00:02:55Oh, I sneezed in my ass.
00:02:58Fuck.
00:02:59Time we changed too.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:05What are you doing here?
00:03:06They let me in your secret.
00:03:08How do you locate us now?
00:03:10Well, even where I reside, out past the edge of what's known, we've heard tell about the man they call Star Wars.
00:03:19We could be in trouble.
00:03:25Oh, is Thor coming in?
00:03:32I'll be a tiny bit closer.
00:03:34Oh, God.
00:03:36Not that far.
00:03:36Come on.
00:03:37I'm going full Cheeto on this take.
00:03:40Oh, don't give him full Cheeto.
00:03:42Full Cheeto.
00:03:42The other day, I made a U-turn into a parking spot using, get ready for it, just my butt cheeks.
00:03:50I laughed for you.
00:03:53Sorry.
00:03:58You just laughed at my performance.
00:03:59You were looking around so far, so you couldn't look at me, which made me laugh.
00:04:03Yeah, okay.
00:04:04Sorry.
00:04:05They let you have parties, you know?
00:04:16My parents are dead.
00:04:20Tell them I'm a friend.
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:24Tell them I'm a...
00:04:25Nope.
00:04:26No.
00:04:27Tell them I'm...
00:04:27I can't, I can't.
00:04:29It's not going to happen.
00:04:29I can't.
00:04:30It's weak.
00:04:31Let's blow this popsicle stand.
00:04:33Stop with me, Tom.
00:04:34The camera's on me now.
00:04:36So here we go.
00:04:37Now I'm curious.
00:04:39Hello, guys.
00:04:40Do you like my style?
00:04:42You can have it as well.
00:04:44Suit Copia.
00:04:46Robert does that Wing Chun style.
00:04:47See what I mean?
00:04:48Every time I'm like, hey!
00:04:49He's like, come on!
00:04:51You want to get right away?
00:04:57What if you just...
00:04:58What if you just...
00:04:58You got a spider web on you.
00:05:02That's because I'm a spider man.
00:05:06I do actually.
00:05:07You do.
00:05:07You got a spider web right there.
00:05:09I couldn't leave that.
00:05:11You got it.
00:05:12You got it.
00:05:12It's on your face.
00:05:13It's on...
00:05:13Get away.
00:05:18You do it for me.
00:05:22Bam!
00:05:22Oh, I just wanted to punch it so bad.
00:05:25Hold on.
00:05:26There's a fly.
00:05:30God, f***.
00:05:32Pugs!
00:05:38It's in your nose.
00:05:39Well, I can't feel it because it's not my real nose.
00:05:42Rody can't take that.
00:05:43He just flips out.
00:05:45There's a fly in here!
00:05:46Ay, ay, ay.
00:05:47Cut the check.
00:05:48Cut the check.
00:05:49Cut the check.
00:05:51Cut the check.
00:05:52Cut the check.
00:05:53Cut the check.
00:05:54Cut the check.
00:05:56Cut the check.
00:05:57Cut the check.
00:05:57All day.
00:05:58Cut the check.
00:05:59This is f***ing.
00:06:01That's when you say your line, Jacob.
00:06:04You say it first.
00:06:05You go, what's going on?
00:06:06Is it me first?
00:06:08This is going really well.
00:06:12Can you see my face?
00:06:17No.
00:06:18Not at all?
00:06:18So I can smile?
00:06:19Yeah, yeah, you can smile.
00:06:20Okay.
00:06:20It's been an honor.
00:06:23You can't.
00:06:24Your whole body is moving.
00:06:26Check me.
00:06:32Romano, I've come to bargain.
00:06:34Yeah.
00:06:35Can I cover my arm?
00:06:36Three cover.
00:06:38Huh?
00:06:39Check me, check me, check me.
00:06:40Hey!
00:06:42Hey, Russo, you want me to go Jamie Foxx on this one?
00:07:01Oh, s***.
00:07:03Everybody put on your sunglasses.
00:07:06Denzel's coming out.
00:07:07That's what's called an extreme close-up.
00:07:09Extreme close-up?
00:07:10That's-
00:07:11That's-
00:07:11That's too close?
00:07:12These are the real heroes.
00:07:15I'm terrified.
00:07:17I'm saying that.
00:07:18I don't know what to do.
00:07:18Day one at fighting.
00:07:21Okay, I'm ready.
00:07:31Get me another f***ing superhero.
00:07:33I'll bang him up too.
00:07:34I'm re-
00:07:35木por-
00:07:35We're really tough.
00:07:39Ten years ago.
00:07:40Roll chicken ass.
00:07:41Five, six, seven.
00:07:42Ho, ho, ho.
00:07:43Yes, that was Recognitan's money.
00:07:45That wasayı.
00:07:46Love it.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:48Come on.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:54F***.
00:07:55Rest.
00:07:57I've done this before.
00:07:58I've done this before.
00:07:59I've done this before.
00:07:59I've done this before.
00:07:59My husbandinop has had to do that before.
00:08:02The wise king never seeks out.
00:08:19It's one step every time that gets me.
00:08:27What the f*** is the line I forgot?
00:08:30Ah, you broke it!
00:08:32Oh, f***.
00:09:01I can't do Ant-Man anymore.
00:09:15We're f***ed.
00:09:22Fire in the hole.
00:09:23No.
00:09:24No.
00:09:25Someone forgot to do the monthly maintenance spell to keep the seals tight.
00:09:29F*** that.
00:09:30Keep the seals tight.
00:09:32That's right.
00:09:33He did.
00:09:37My old boyfriend is dead.
00:09:39Yeah.
00:09:40Oops.
00:09:45She simply is.
00:09:47And we are all better for it.
00:09:51And we are all the better for it.
00:09:55We are getting the whole team, aren't we?
00:09:58F*** a duck.
00:10:08Robert.
00:10:13Ducks.
00:10:22Sorry.
00:10:23I have to come.
00:10:25Are you certain?
00:10:29Oh s***.
00:10:30Sorry.
00:10:35Hold on.
00:10:38Oh s***.
00:10:39It's okay.
00:10:40No it's not.
00:10:41Oh s***.
00:10:42Oh s***.
00:10:47Whoa.
00:10:48That saved me MJ.
00:10:50Robotics labs.
00:10:51Weapons facilities.
00:10:52Whoa.
00:10:53Sorry.
00:10:54I almost did a f***ing risky business move.
00:11:00You ain't no stronger than that.
00:11:03Spidey.
00:11:04Forget it.
00:11:05You know what?
00:11:06You know what?
00:11:07What?
00:11:10The whole thing's a f***ing mess Tyka.
00:11:19Right.
00:11:22Yeah.
00:11:23I'm so sorry.
00:11:38Get back.
00:11:39Katie.
00:11:40Hey.
00:11:42No.
00:11:44Oh s***.
00:11:45Sorry.
00:11:47Just me.
00:11:50Here buddy.
00:11:51Let me help you.
00:11:52Come on.
00:11:54Put a bounty on him.
00:11:5640k.
00:11:57But I want him back alive.
00:11:58Alive?
00:11:59That's what I said.
00:12:00I told you when you picked that kid up you shouldn't have delivered him Mike.
00:12:03I had to do.
00:12:04He wants cargo.
00:12:05And you go he's going soft on him.
00:12:08You walked us right off the set.
00:12:10Yes I did.
00:12:11Come on.
00:12:12And I'm gonna do it again.
00:12:13No this time I'm gonna hit the same place we did last time.
00:12:17Yeah.
00:12:18Does it look cool or?
00:12:20It doesn't feel cool but if it looks cool that's what matters.
00:12:23Oh s***.
00:12:27Oh god.
00:12:34Dude you're zooming in on my hammer right now aren't you?
00:12:38He's up on the hammer.
00:12:39What kind of twisted parlor games going down here?
00:12:44We're all going to hell.
00:12:45Falcon.
00:12:47He slows everybody down.
00:12:49Um.
00:12:50You know he's like the character.
00:12:51Like.
00:12:52The bigger guy in the goonies.
00:12:53That's how I look at him.
00:12:54High five.
00:12:58High five the whole day.
00:13:01We got a lot of picture to shoot.
00:13:04For him.
00:13:08Am I dead yet?
00:13:09Is my soul dead yet?
00:13:12Is my soul dead yet?
00:13:16How about now?
00:13:18No.
00:13:19No.
00:13:20I'm suffering through five.
00:13:23So it's been there.
00:13:24Great.
00:13:25Yeah fine.
00:13:26Okay young can't count.
00:13:27Herbal essence moment.
00:13:28Exactly.
00:13:29You whip your hair back.
00:13:30Man it's so annoying that you guys won't let me fly.
00:13:33I'm so tired.
00:13:36How many takes of this are we doing?
00:13:42The X-Men.
00:13:44They can get fucked.
00:13:45Idiot.
00:13:46That's your chef.
00:13:48That'll make me look better.
00:13:49Guys what we'll do we'll free work.
00:13:51Happy thoughts.
00:13:53I'm thinking happy thoughts.
00:13:56I love my job.
00:13:58I love my job.
00:14:00Here we go.
00:14:01Everyone ready?
00:14:02Why the hell is there an alligator in here?
00:14:18It establishes the location.
00:14:20He's never.
00:14:21This is his first movie.
00:14:23YOLO.
00:14:33I'm going to do it either way.
00:14:35Okay but hear me out.
00:14:36What have you.
00:14:37What have you done?
00:14:38Chris Evans came over to me.
00:14:39Like I'm his father.
00:14:41He is so happy to be doing what he's doing.
00:14:45He's so happy to be here in America.
00:14:47You know.
00:14:48See nobody's going to recognize you.
00:14:50They'll expect to see this little guy.
00:14:55Your character dies.
00:14:57In like three minutes.
00:15:00Nice to have you though.
00:15:02Thanks for showing up.
00:15:03I appreciate it.
00:15:04Thanks Rob.
00:15:05You're up.
00:15:06What?
00:15:07Fuck this.
00:15:12Hello.
00:15:13See.
00:15:14When you make a sequel.
00:15:15You have to double down on your promotions.
00:15:16Or you just get buried by Infinity War.
00:15:27What are you guys doing?
00:15:28Good.
00:15:29Don't worry about it.
00:15:30It's just a.
00:15:31Okay so going to run through the fire or something?
00:15:33How do you feel making a sequel?
00:15:36First time.
00:15:40Right?
00:15:42That's how I feel.
00:15:43So there are obviously all these low keys.
00:15:46Hey man look at you.
00:15:47Look at you.
00:15:49This is your brain.
00:15:50This.
00:15:53Is your brain on IMAX.
00:15:54This is your brain on IMAX.
00:15:55What?
00:15:56You know what?
00:15:57What is up?
00:15:58What?
00:15:59What?
00:16:00What?
00:16:01What?
00:16:02What?
00:16:04What?
00:16:05What?
00:16:06What?
00:16:07What?
00:16:08shoot laser eyes out of my eyes
00:16:24that's the stupidest superpower i've ever heard
00:16:26you're not on the team i'm kidding you're on the team
00:16:28you're not on the team get back over there and sit down
00:16:30i never want to work these kids but i'll get them there
00:16:33so cover it all has weaknesses as well
00:16:34what weaknesses
00:16:36that's not what i told you to say
00:16:41don't worry about me just keep on doing what you're doing
00:16:46that's not me that's mr
00:16:48mother
00:16:51cut
00:16:54ass guard
00:16:57i can't say that i'm all that familiar
00:17:01how many fingers am i holding up
00:17:02trick question zero
00:17:05get back in the swing
00:17:06what are you eating
00:17:08sweeties
00:17:09and then do your moves
00:17:17yeah that's how you settle
00:17:19what the
00:17:19i kind of wish shang chi was a master of non-violent de-escalation
00:17:23sometimes
00:17:24dude you're on your own
00:17:29hey john
00:17:34how'd you find us this time
00:17:37what do you want me to do it like that
00:17:39i'm going to throw my thing
00:17:41can i get an eyeline if we're going to use this
00:17:43can i get an eyeline for where the hell this invisible person is
00:17:46that didn't happen
00:17:49hey mitch i want this jacket to be my wrap gift
00:17:51hey nate do we own these shipping containers i'd love one for a wrap gift
00:17:56find me brother find me find me
00:18:09i'm going to call my agent
00:18:10he can't he can'tani
00:18:20here we have some balls
00:18:24All right, is that not balls and chops?
00:18:26That just happened.
00:18:28Are you smoldering?
00:18:30I'm smoldering. Yeah.
00:18:32Are you doing the eye squinty thing?
00:18:34Hi, I'm Deadpool, the other jolly guy in a red suit
00:18:36with a lap worth sitting on.
00:18:38Hey, what are you doing?
00:18:40What just happened?
00:18:42Look at that!
00:18:44No!
00:18:46Yes!
00:18:48This is one of the best cameos I've done, let me tell you.
00:18:54The box is down there, I had to leave it down there because electro electrocuted us, that's what John Watts told me to say.
00:19:18She weighed 170 pounds when I hired her.
00:19:28Don't forget the two hours I spent lifting my own body weight.
00:19:33I've eaten so much tuna sashimi since we started that I'm going to sue for mercury.
00:19:40We get you sexy and shaded here.
00:19:42You take them off and it's just a different form of the same.
00:19:44People should pay extra.
00:19:45Larger sense of this.
00:19:46It is what we need.
00:19:48Are you going to leave me here with an omelette on my face again?
00:19:51I'm going to start over.
00:19:52Let's go back to the top.
00:19:53I thought you were leading up to like, and there's only one person in my mind.
00:19:57There has only been one person.
00:20:00Instead it was, and it was only Anna B.
00:20:03Here he is.
00:20:05Mostly me.
00:20:06Well, actually, it was mostly me.
00:20:08Oh, God.
00:20:10What is that?
00:20:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:13Punch, kick, punch, punch.
00:20:15I could do a Will Smith one.
00:20:16I can go for what?
00:20:18Sweet Jesus.
00:20:19Reshoots?
00:20:20What reshoots?
00:20:20Russell's not going to kill anyone because...
00:20:48Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with toddler balls looks like.
00:21:04Who the hell are you?
00:21:16Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
00:21:19Yeah, I think I heard of you guys.
00:21:21Bet your ass you did.
00:21:23Wait, you think Elvis can dance?
00:21:25Come on.
00:21:26Come on.
00:21:43Who the hell are you?
00:21:47Nick Fury, mother...
00:21:49For an erection lasting longer than four hours, pat yourself on the back.
00:21:54You were that in it.
00:21:55I was in it.
00:21:56You were in it.
00:21:57I was gone from the beginning of the movie.
00:21:58Full on Avenger.
00:21:59Hey, you're looking at an Avenger, guy.
00:22:01Remember that.
00:22:02This guy.
00:22:03Yeah.
00:22:05Woof!
00:22:06Whaaa!
00:22:07Whaaa!
00:22:08Faster!
00:22:09Faster.
00:22:10Whaaa!
00:22:16There may be a billion reasons to make a family friendly movie, as in sequels and toys and
00:22:23listen, Ryan, if you-
00:22:25Fuck you, Slater.
00:22:27Nailed it.
00:22:28Yeah.
00:22:29You know what?
00:22:30That's a- that's a bow drop right there.
00:22:31I'm gonna put it down nicely, cause it's ancient.
00:22:35Ha ha!
00:22:36Okay.
00:22:37Okay.
00:22:38Meow.
00:22:39Ha ha ha!
00:22:40Whatever.
00:22:41You've been rolling this whole time?
00:22:42Oh.
00:22:43Oh, my God.
00:22:44Yeah, I'm gonna put it down nicely, cause it's ancient.
00:22:48Oh, my God.
00:22:49Oh, my God.
00:22:50Oh, my God.
00:22:51Yeah.
00:22:52Oh, my God.
00:22:53You're the king's back.
00:22:54Oh, my God.
00:22:55Oh, my God.
00:22:56Oh, my God.
00:22:57Oh, my God.
00:22:58Oh, my God.
00:22:59Oh, my God.
00:23:00Oh, my God.
00:23:03Oh, my God.
00:23:04Boom. Can you say boom? Can you say booyakasha?
00:23:12Hello, tiny. Oh, mama. Hello.
00:23:16Here we go. Ready to rock. Rolling everybody ready.
00:23:22Have a great take, everybody. A lot of energy.
00:23:26Suck. Yes.
00:23:28Okay. You know what I mean? I know what you mean.
00:23:33I dig it. I dig it. No. No.
00:23:35Now, come on. People say that.
00:23:37The Great Adventurer, Star Fox of Mystery Planet.
00:24:00No. No. No. No more.
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:09No. No.
00:24:11Do we?
00:24:13Do we?
00:24:14Do we?
00:24:23Do we?
00:24:25And then I'll just begin
00:24:26Let's get into the jacuzzi, baby.
00:24:45That's going on the outtakes.
00:24:55That's going on the outtakes.
00:25:25That's going on the outtakes.
00:25:33Her synaptic drive was probably damaged in battle.
00:25:38Her synaptic drive was probably damaged in battle.
00:25:55That's going on the outtakes.
00:25:59That's going on the outtakes.
00:26:03We believe that you can do it.
00:26:22I don't think you can do it.
00:26:23I can hear you.
00:26:27I can see you.
00:26:28No, we're just talking about something else.
00:26:30Something completely separate to this thing that you're doing.
00:26:33Not all about you.
00:26:35Yeah, you may have hit a couple things on the way down.
00:26:37Not actually my fault.
00:26:38You're just super heavy.
00:26:39Hi, I'm here to fix your computer.
00:26:51System overload.
00:26:55No, no, no.
00:26:57System overload.
00:26:59System overload.
00:27:00No.
00:27:05This is a bubble.
00:27:07It never works.
00:27:08Never goes the way I want it to.
00:27:10Lay back.
00:27:11Freestyle.
00:27:12Have you ever eaten reindeer?
00:27:14I cannot say I've had the pleasure.
00:27:15Oh, it is not a pleasure.
00:27:16I've been meaning to ask, why did you have to crash the plane anyway?
00:27:21There's bombs on board.
00:27:22Bombs on board.
00:27:23And you couldn't have jumped out of the plane before you crashed it?
00:27:27What are you doing?
00:27:28Oh, no, I'm sorry.
00:27:29I felt it.
00:27:30I felt it.
00:27:31I felt it.
00:27:32I felt it.
00:27:33I felt it.
00:27:34I felt it.
00:27:35I felt it.
00:27:36I felt it.
00:27:37I felt it.
00:27:38I felt it.
00:27:39I felt it.
00:27:40I felt it.
00:27:41I felt it.
00:27:42No, I'm sorry.
00:27:43I felt it.
00:27:44It was a squeeze.
00:27:45Yeah, it was like a good luck squeeze.
00:27:47Right.
00:27:48It wasn't like a kiss me squeeze.
00:27:49Oh, that's so embarrassing.
00:27:51No, that's okay.
00:27:52Good luck with all of this.
00:27:54Yeah, thanks.
00:27:55No, we're misinterpreting that.
00:27:57You don't want to hang out with me anymore.
00:27:59I think hanging out with you is bad for our friendship.
00:28:12You need to leave now.
00:28:13Take nothing.
00:28:14Just go.
00:28:15The whole city is in danger.
00:28:16Get everyone out.
00:28:17Maybe I'll see you after.
00:28:18These aren't gojis?
00:28:19They are not.
00:28:20What's wrong with ours?
00:28:21Your alpaca ate them all.
00:28:22Oh.
00:28:23All of them.
00:28:24What a glowing endorsement.
00:28:25First of all, Gerald is our alpaca.
00:28:26He's not my alpaca.
00:28:27He's eating my gojis.
00:28:28Oh.
00:28:29Oh.
00:28:30Oh.
00:28:31Oh.
00:28:32Oh.
00:28:33Oh.
00:28:34Oh.
00:28:35Oh.
00:28:36Oh.
00:28:37Oh.
00:28:38Oh.
00:28:39Oh.
00:28:40Oh.
00:28:41Oh.
00:28:42Oh.
00:28:43Oh.
00:28:44Oh.
00:28:45Oh.
00:28:46Oh.
00:28:47Oh.
00:28:48Oh.
00:28:49Oh.
00:28:50Oh.
00:28:51Oh.
00:28:52Oh.
00:28:53Oh.
00:28:54Oh.
00:28:57Oh.
00:28:58Oh.
00:29:00I've ever kidnapped a spice?
00:29:03Excruisit.
00:29:04Technically, isn't Eddie Brock's monster your father?
00:29:08I will eat your face.
00:29:09Sorry.
00:29:10Ok.
00:29:11Oh.
00:29:12I hate this thing.
00:29:13My nanoball?
00:29:14I don't want to play with your ball.
00:29:16How long did you fight these guys?
00:29:17I got a two.
00:29:18Oh.
00:29:19Oh.
00:29:20Oh, I know three seconds.
00:29:21Uh, two or three hours.
00:29:23Hours?
00:29:25The Chitauri, the suckiest army in the galaxy.
00:29:27Why didn't you just blow up the mother ship?
00:29:29We didn't know that was a thing.
00:29:31You didn't know that was a thing?
00:29:33Everyone knows.
00:29:35Hey!
00:29:35There we go.
00:29:37Technically, he did destroy those power lines.
00:29:40Well, there you have it, folks.
00:29:42First hand from an unimpeachable witness.
00:29:45Wait, I wasn't finished.
00:29:47I'm sorry?
00:29:47Spider-Man was stopping this guy who was absorbing all the energy
00:29:51from the lines.
00:29:52Uh-huh.
00:29:53Spider-Man stopped that dude, and then he spent the whole night
00:29:55repairing the damage.
00:29:56I saw it all.
00:29:57It was amazing.
00:29:59We'll have to circle back and confirm this, folks.
00:30:03Meantime, I'll speak with my producers and see if we've checked
00:30:06what's in Mr. Burke's thermos.
00:30:08Okay, which one of you former employees vetted that nut job?
00:30:11It's absolutely like Popeye used to say.
00:30:14You are what you were, man.
00:30:16I am what I am.
00:30:17Whatever.
00:30:18Well, get it right.
00:30:18If you're going to quote Popeye, then say the right thing.
00:30:20I could have been more than what he is.
00:30:22When you love someone, you accept the whole person.
00:30:26You just said that you love me.
00:30:29Um.
00:30:29You did.
00:30:30You do love me.
00:30:31No, I do not.
00:30:32You do.
00:30:32I do not.
00:30:33You do.
00:30:34I love you.
00:30:34Yes, you do.
00:30:35Not one bit.
00:30:35You do.
00:30:36You love me.
00:30:36Not one bit.
00:30:37You do.
00:30:37I do not.
00:30:38Not all.
00:30:39That's the face for man to love.
00:30:41Maybe a little.
00:30:42Maybe a little.
00:30:43It's gambling.
00:30:45What?
00:30:46It's just for Campbell.
00:30:47He said it was only a small camel.
00:30:50What did you do with a small camel?
00:30:52I was gambling.
00:30:54Scambling?
00:30:54Scambling.
00:30:55I don't know what that means.
00:30:56Scambling with the camel?
00:30:57He was gambling.
00:30:59Camping?
00:30:59He said he was camping.
00:31:01That's not so bad.
00:31:02Camping's bad.
00:31:02But what did you really do?
00:31:04I was gambling.
00:31:06Gambling.
00:31:06Oh, gambling.
00:31:07That's not good.
00:31:08This is a bad idea.
00:31:10Right now.
00:31:12Come on.
00:31:12You know what I'm doing.
00:31:13I've got to keep it around.
00:31:13That's why I'm doing it.
00:31:14It's for them.
00:31:16It's my party.
00:31:17It's my friends.
00:31:17I like to say it better.
00:31:19Come on.
00:31:20Hipe it up.
00:31:23Here's to an honorable discharge.
00:31:28Sure you're okay with this?
00:31:30I'm not worried about me.
00:31:31I make a great civilian.
00:31:32Obedience disc.
00:31:34I've never been crazy about that.
00:31:36Grandmaster improvises.
00:31:37One, two, three, four.
00:31:56We offer elegant clothes, but also casual clothes.
00:32:02Pajamas, sweaters, t-shirt, socks, sneakers, and everything.
00:32:07I think I bought it.
00:32:09Okay, that wasn't mine to give away.
00:32:11That belongs to my friend's sister.
00:32:12Guess who's going to die first?
00:32:13You.
00:32:14Both of yous.
00:32:15Maybe at the same time.
00:32:16Get your affairs in order.
00:32:17I thought you were toast, but now he's going to die first.
00:32:19You know how to count.
00:32:20I'm going to let you live longer.
00:32:21Do you have any idea how quickly your soul is about to leave your body?
00:32:25Happy Alanis on a set day.
00:32:27Thank you, baby.
00:32:27What if we were meant to be together in another universe?
00:32:37Sputnik!
00:32:38Let's fucking go!
00:32:40Andele, andele, you big silver sex toy!
00:32:45Talk about compact cars!
00:32:48Sir, the high-end community is...
00:32:51The high-end...
00:32:55Sir!
00:32:57Uh, Starky dead.
00:33:00The body's here.
00:33:02Okay, that's good work.
00:33:03You stay on the talent.
00:33:03You don't let him out of your sight.
00:33:05Copy that!
00:33:06That's beyond the talent.
00:33:07Wow, that was really good.
00:33:09That was amazing.
00:33:09Can you do a Russian accent?
00:33:11That was a Russian accent.
00:33:12Shut up.
00:33:13If there's other nerds out there, I wonder what they're like.
00:33:24What's it like knowing you have 0.7 seconds to live?
00:33:27You smell your death in the air?
00:33:29Huh?
00:33:30You toast.
00:33:31You're going to be toast.
00:33:32You're going to be a human pat of butter.
00:33:34Stuff that ponytail right down your damn throat.
00:33:36God, it's going to be a mess in here.
00:33:39Yep.
00:33:40You have no idea the amount of pain you're about to be in.
00:33:42Wade, you look like a trash can full of shit was placed on your shoulders and then you
00:33:48were in a train fire.
00:33:49This is a competitive business.
00:33:50I just do this during the day.
00:33:52At night and weekends, we do signs.
00:33:54I got a degree in graphic design.
00:33:56We'll see you tonight, 8 o'clock.
00:33:58Ring your sister.
00:34:00Damn, should have paid those parking tickets.
00:34:03You tampon-chewing, glistening communist fuck!
00:34:07Let's go!
00:34:09Dr. Phil can wait!
00:34:10Can you do, like, an island dialect?
00:34:12What island?
00:34:13You mean Northern Ireland?
00:34:14Like, that's the Belfast?
00:34:15Hey, can you do, like, a South Central dialect?
00:34:18What is that?
00:34:19It's going to be like badminton, all right?
00:34:21You're the racket.
00:34:22You're the shuttlecock.
00:34:23You guys are going to touch every right angle in this place.
00:34:26I'm going to make a mockery of you.
00:34:28It's about to jump off in here.
00:34:30In five, four, say your prayers.
00:34:32Three, two, call your mommy.
00:34:35One.
00:34:35It's evening night.
00:34:37Eight o'clock, sir.
00:34:38No need to bring your mother this time.
00:34:41Do a Jamaican guy.
00:34:42I come from Jamaica.
00:34:44Hey, can you do French?
00:34:45Alors, je suis français.
00:34:46You can watch the Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercials later, you communist fuck!
00:34:51Oh, no, my sandwich was in there.
00:34:55Five, four, three, two, run.
00:34:57Five, four, bang.
00:35:00I'm going to light you up like a convalabra.
00:35:02One, two, three, four, five, four, three, two, one.
00:35:03Here it comes.
00:35:04Trace, dos, uno.
00:35:06Hug it out, guys.
00:35:07You want to smooch, huh?
00:35:08You're going to miss each other?
00:35:09You're done.
00:35:10You guys want to kiss it out?
00:35:11Have a ball.
00:35:12Five, four, three, two, one.
00:35:13Can you do, like, a Spanish?
00:35:16I can do, but...
00:35:17Shut up!
00:35:18Can you do, uh, British?
00:35:19Well, I'm British.
00:35:22I'll see you tonight, 8 o'clock.
00:35:25Bring your swimsuit.
00:35:32Thank God it's a rental.
00:35:35Well, looks like I'm walking.
00:35:38Oh, jeez, all my coupons were in there.
00:35:41What if there's one where we don't even live in the same neighborhood or, like, the same state?
00:35:45Like, that is, like, in Nebraska.
00:35:48And you're...
00:35:49Oh, the X-Men.
00:35:52I mean, there are women here, right?
00:35:54It's very sexist.
00:35:56I know.
00:35:56Crazier things have turned out to be true.
00:36:00What about, like, breathing out of turtles' butts and stuff?
00:36:06Like, like that?
00:36:07Like that crazy?
00:36:08Do you have any idea what's coursing through my veins right now?
00:36:12Funyuns?
00:36:12Yes.
00:36:13Yes.
00:36:14Yes.
00:36:15Yes.
00:36:16Big Star-Lord's here!
00:36:18Oh!
00:36:19Ah!
00:36:20Ah!
00:36:21Ah!
00:36:22Ah!
00:36:23Ah!
00:36:24Ah!
00:36:25Ah!
00:36:26Ah!
00:36:27Ah!
00:36:28Ah!
00:36:29I don't drink ice cream.
00:36:33I told you to go.
00:36:37We need to destroy you.
00:36:40This thing, you can put anything in it, make it into juice, like hair.
00:36:44That was my least favorite. The hair smoothie was not the best.
00:36:47It's hard to say that with a big smile.
00:36:55I feel like I've given you all you could ever want.
00:36:58What can you tell me? Can you train me?
00:37:01What? No.
00:37:03I might train you to steal.
00:37:05I trained you how to scoop sherbet into cones.
00:37:08I've directed some things too.
00:37:09Yeah, like what?
00:37:11Some internet contact.
00:37:12It's like Disney Plus.
00:37:14Disney Plus?
00:37:19The thing about time travel.
00:37:22What I am interested in is the thing that could actually...
00:37:24I'm not doing any of this acting well.
00:37:28So they start to get in trouble.
00:37:34I can't believe I made a whole movie with this thing on.
00:37:39I'm Dr. I can't walk at the moment.
00:37:43I mean, yeah?
00:37:44Flying about 80 miles an hour.
00:37:47Just a big chocolate missile.
00:37:54I got confused with my eye line.
00:37:55I think I looked directly into camera.
00:37:57I don't care.
00:37:58You just forgot the line.
00:37:59Now you're trying to make up some other .
00:38:00Was that the last line?
00:38:01No, I...
00:38:02Steve, we got a bogey.
00:38:03Short range ballistic thermobaric payload.
00:38:05What kind of wound?
00:38:06I love this machine.
00:38:10It's like you put anything in smelt.
00:38:13You can put in your egg's milk.
00:38:15We put in pig's fat.
00:38:16You mix together.
00:38:17It tastes like banana.
00:38:19It always tastes like banana.
00:38:21Orange soda?
00:38:22Who are you guys?
00:38:26I don't think the shot works.
00:38:40I don't think it works.
00:38:42How much blood did you donate to...
00:38:45What is it?
00:38:46Parker.
00:38:47Parker, how much blood did you donate to afford this trip?
00:38:50With all due respect, if S.H.I.E.L.D. is...
00:38:52I knew I would f*** up my first time.
00:38:54I f***ed up mine, so you can f*** it up.
00:38:56We're almost there.
00:38:57Shut the thing on my f***ing line.
00:39:02I'm on!
00:39:03I'm on!
00:39:04Let's stop!
00:39:05Engage.
00:39:11How was my other hand supposed to go?
00:39:13I don't know.
00:39:14No, no.
00:39:15You had it.
00:39:16All right, here we go.
00:39:17Back home, I had a sick closet full of mostly John Varvatos.
00:39:30You want to hook up with some random chick on a...
00:39:33On a chicken?
00:39:34Yeah!
00:39:35I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
00:39:36I'm tired.
00:39:37Sorry.
00:39:38S***, I'm sorry.
00:39:39Ah, you was good, bro.
00:39:40It was...
00:39:41I was bad.
00:39:42Oh!
00:39:43I forgot I got to go the other way!
00:39:44Oh no, I'm destroyed!
00:39:45I'm melting!
00:39:46I'm melting!
00:39:47I'll do my best to make this mean something.
00:39:51Don't...
00:39:52Are you guys kidding?
00:39:53He's laughing!
00:39:54No, we got it!
00:39:55I got this!
00:39:56I got this!
00:39:57My scene partner is breaking!
00:39:58I'm too creepier.
00:39:59I'm too creepier.
00:40:00I'm too?
00:40:01It's quite a growthsvert.
00:40:03Ha.
00:40:04It's quite a growthsvert.
00:40:05Why can't I talk?
00:40:06Ah!
00:40:07Why can't I talk?
00:40:08Ah!
00:40:09Oh, I can't talk!
00:40:10Ah!
00:40:11I can't talk!
00:40:12Ah!
00:40:13Ah!
00:40:14Ah!
00:40:15Ah!
00:40:16Ah!
00:40:17Ah!
00:40:18Ah!
00:40:19Ah!
00:40:20Ah!
00:40:21Ah!
00:40:22Ah!
00:40:23Ah!
00:40:24I haven't even mentioned the thing of thing of Fucke!
00:40:33Sorry, they hit some of us.
00:40:34Fucke!
00:40:35Fucke wild!
00:40:37Ah!
00:40:38Fucke!
00:40:42You're an excited people and then...
00:40:43You're killing them.
00:40:44Yeah, I've seen your Instagram...
00:40:45You still don't follow me?
00:40:46You...
00:40:47You too?
00:40:48Big weasel guns?
00:40:49No, I can't do this!
00:40:51That's the exit!
00:40:53That's the exit.
00:40:55Nobody pull a hamstring.
00:40:57Warm your butt cheeks up.
00:40:59Are you sure? You don't want a 90210 this?
00:41:02Excellent.
00:41:04The Avengers...
00:41:06...messgut.
00:41:08Because you're worth it.
00:41:26New Lego Death Star.
00:41:28What? No way! How many pieces?
00:41:30Your heart just stopped.
00:41:36No, no, no.
00:41:38I am the doctor.
00:41:40And you are the patient.
00:41:42No.
00:41:44I didn't... I did...
00:41:46Sorry.
00:41:48Oh, f***.
00:41:50What?
00:41:52Stop it!
00:41:56I gotta be a couple...
00:41:58I'm excited as s*** happening up in here, right?
00:42:02I ain't.
00:42:03He's a pretty boy until now.
00:42:05Yes.
00:42:06Oh, s***!
00:42:07Hey, Ma.
00:42:08Yeah!
00:42:10Copy that!
00:42:12I mean, I love you Lupita, but you're putting me off.
00:42:22He's pounding down, loaded up and jumping.
00:42:26We gonna do what they say can't be done.
00:42:28You like to get down right there?
00:42:30Uh, I'd love to dance, Josh.
00:42:31Cap, are you gonna bring it?
00:42:32I suppose I'll have to.
00:42:33Hmm.
00:42:35He's found it down, loaded up and trucking.
00:42:38Are we gonna do what they say can't be done?
00:42:44You'd like to get down right there?
00:42:46Uh, I'd love to dance.
00:42:47Cap, are you gonna bring it?
00:42:49I suppose I'll have to.
00:42:50Hmm.
00:42:53I gotta say, this is a very bad boy too, though.
00:43:02It is weird staring at you for that long.
00:43:04Welcome to the bloopers.
00:43:06I feel like we haven't messed up too bad.
00:43:08Well, I haven't.
00:43:09Yeah.
00:43:10Well, that's to be discussed, but okay.
00:43:13Wakanda forever!
00:43:17What the f*** are you taking me?
00:43:19Tass, keep walking.
00:43:21Their fate might be very important for the universe.
00:43:24That was s***.
00:43:26Let me do it the right way now.
00:43:28We've heard tell of a man they call Star Wars.
00:43:31We've heard of the...
00:43:32Yeah, Star Wars.
00:43:33He's all of Star Wars.
00:43:34We've heard of the movie Star Wars.
00:43:38I have the power!
00:43:41You the music.
00:43:45I'm gonna do that again, because that was terrible.
00:43:47I'm putting together a team.
00:44:12It's me, you, and it's you.
00:44:19Is that good?
00:44:21You're not driving.
00:44:25See?
00:44:28And action!
00:44:30That thing that was on your arm is from Wakanda.
00:44:34Wakanda?
00:44:38I broke it.
00:44:40Well, at least now I'll be able to park in San Francisco.
00:44:44Oh, man, I just stole this car.
00:44:48Oh, man.
00:44:49I just stole this car.
00:44:50Oh, man.
00:44:51I just stole this car.
00:44:52I got this car.
00:44:53I got this.
00:44:53I got this.
00:44:54I got this.
00:44:55I got this.
00:44:56I got this.
00:44:57Hey.
00:44:58Prematurely, we need to prep in for a cranial s***.
00:45:03Love it.
00:45:04I call it the strange tech policy.
00:45:07At least something's named after me.
00:45:12Palmer Strange.
00:45:21I love you.
00:45:23You're killing me, Bob.
00:45:25You're absolutely killing me.
00:45:29Talk about diminishing returns.
00:45:32Oh, man.
00:45:33Everything is shrinking on me.
00:45:36Thank you very much.
00:45:37Good night.
00:45:40Please release me.
00:45:42No.
00:45:43Let me go.
00:45:46No.
00:45:47That happened.
00:45:48I thought you were gone forever.
00:45:49I'm glad to get you back.
00:45:52So why didn't you guys help fight Thanos?
00:45:55Thanos.
00:45:56Why didn't you guys help fight Thanos?
00:45:59F***ing car.
00:46:01Why didn't you guys help fight Thanos?
00:46:03No.
00:46:04F***ing car.
00:46:05Sorry.
00:46:05Sorry.
00:46:06F***ing.
00:46:07Filthy filthy.
00:46:08Fine.
00:46:08Suits me.
00:46:09Fly safe.
00:46:16Are you going to have a gag reel on this?
00:46:17Like Smoky and a Bandit?
00:46:20That said he actually does the special effects.
00:46:22The sound effects for the movie.
00:46:24Wink, wink, wink!
00:46:41Got it!
00:46:42Got it, got it, got it!
00:46:47Don't talk to me.
00:46:50You won't be talking to me.
00:46:51Don't the other one here.
00:46:52Don't let me.
00:46:54Don't let me.
00:47:01F***!
00:47:03Control the DNA of our progeny, germinating them in birthing pods.
00:47:08Interesting.
00:47:09I personally control half the DNA by doing something I call doinkin'.
00:47:18Hey, friend.
00:47:19Having fun?
00:47:20Just Mikey.
00:47:22Oh, my God.
00:47:25What the hell is this made out of?
00:47:26Vibronium?
00:47:30It's like a Thor's camera, this thing.
00:47:38Jane.
00:47:39I'm Loki.
00:47:40You may have heard of me.
00:47:45Huh?
00:47:46Okay.
00:47:47To disable Krypton, Krypton, Krypton, Krypticon.
00:47:57That's Superman stuff.
00:47:59This is complicated.
00:48:01What makes you happy?
00:48:02Why me?
00:48:03Because I want you to stop by that Chinese West Indian place, Wings and Chains, and pick us up some food before you come back.
00:48:09Now take it.
00:48:10I feel so wrong.
00:48:12You will be avenged.
00:48:13You will be avenged.
00:48:14You will be avenged.
00:48:16I will get the Avengers, and you will be avenged, Cosent.
00:48:21You will be avenged.
00:48:27Your hand and mine, and I led you to the porkin' lot.
00:48:30At which?
00:48:34What?
00:48:36To the porkin' lot?
00:48:37To the porkin' lot.
00:48:38I feel like I'm in a combine.
00:48:41It's bad.
00:48:42You're all gonna die.
00:48:43You're on vacation, and you're all gonna die.
00:48:45That's perfect.
00:48:53Let's do it, you trippy camera freak.
00:48:55You're ruining my disguise!
00:48:56What's your superpower?
00:49:02Bloopers!
00:49:03Bloopers!
00:49:09What's the matter?
00:49:12Good kitty!
00:49:13To imagine a car hitting you in the face, would you like to give me some art?
00:49:19What would the bread help me?
00:49:22That would be bad.
00:49:29I was holding up because of you.
00:49:3520?
00:49:36Next one.
00:49:37I'll get the next one in.
00:49:51It was fun.
00:49:52Okay, I'm gonna read it to you once.
00:49:53Good.
00:49:54And see if you can just follow me reading it.
00:49:55On three.
00:49:56One, two, three.
00:49:57Me too.
00:49:58Me too.
00:49:59It used to be easy.
00:50:00I drove you around.
00:50:01I used to drive you around.
00:50:02You chased tail.
00:50:03You almost got killed.
00:50:04Suits.
00:50:05It was simple.
00:50:06It was simple.
00:50:07I understood it.
00:50:08I'm not Sherlock Holmes.
00:50:09I can't do this.
00:50:10We need a plan of attack!
00:50:20Whoa!
00:50:21There's so many!
00:50:22Oh!
00:50:23More beds!
00:50:24More beds!
00:50:25And I need to find out what he's charging some of these people.
00:50:28And I need somebody to break into his office and find out and then maybe throw some gasoline
00:50:32all over the place and drop a cigar or something and put an end to that a-hole.
00:50:38Watch this.
00:50:39I don't know.
00:50:40More trunk again.
00:50:41Stop eating so much of this.
00:50:42Oh no!
00:50:43Let me out!
00:50:44Let me out!
00:50:45Let me out!
00:50:46Let me out!
00:50:47Let me out!
00:50:48Let me out!
00:50:49Let me out!
00:50:50Let me out!
00:50:51Let me out!
00:50:52Let me out!
00:50:53No!
00:50:54It's so disgusting for myself.
00:50:56Are we recording this?
00:50:57They are.
00:50:58You are in a red cake being really, really comfy.
00:51:03That's how I get in the character.
00:51:05Bro.
00:51:06Ah!
00:51:07Mother!
00:51:08Look at the bird on your shoulder.
00:51:09The one that's trying to pick your eye out?
00:51:11You know, I would if I could, but Mr. Stark and my internship, you know, I got a lot
00:51:16of responsibility with it.
00:51:19With great power comes great responsibility.
00:51:24How do we know the good guys from the bad guys?
00:51:26We're supposed to be running!
00:51:28Oh!
00:51:41Sorry.
00:51:42Stop it!
00:51:43Where is it?
00:51:44I didn't do this to you!
00:51:45No.
00:51:46Go!
00:51:47Where is it?
00:51:49F***
00:51:53I don't know what happened,
00:51:55but I do know this.
00:51:57Know what?
00:51:58I know that...
00:51:59That what?
00:52:04You can be my wingman anytime.
00:52:10Top Gun?
00:52:13What is Top Gun?
00:52:15Oh, yeah.
00:52:17And, uh, but the thing is, the competitors, down the road,
00:52:21they're getting all the business because the guy's got two degrees in graphic design.
00:52:25But every miracle, every medical miracle,
00:52:30perpetuated the illusion that, inflated your ego,
00:52:34perpetuated the illusion that, delusion that you can f**k it, what do I say?
00:52:40Security badge, please.
00:52:41Happy.
00:52:42Happy.
00:52:42Yes.
00:52:43Uh, my phone's ringing. I'm sorry.
00:52:44Uh-huh.
00:52:44This is like, um...
00:52:45It's part of the thing.
00:52:47Unprofessional number 101.
00:52:50Yes.
00:52:51Excuse me.
00:52:52This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
00:52:53My face feels so good.
00:52:56I don't know.
00:52:58I was not supposed to say that a lot.
00:52:59I'm sorry.
00:53:04Now, normally, I'd go for that sort of thing, but I'm in...
00:53:07Oh.
00:53:08Talent's ready.
00:53:10Hold on. Hold on.
00:53:11Sorry, honey. My bad.
00:53:13Still rolling. You're all right?
00:53:14Freeze.
00:53:16Omelette on face.
00:53:17Keep rolling.
00:53:17Oh.
00:53:18Oh.
00:53:18Oh.
00:53:18Oh.
00:53:18Oh.
00:53:19Oh.
00:53:19Oh.
00:53:19Oh.
00:53:19Oh.
00:53:19Oh.
00:53:20Oh.
00:53:20Oh.
00:53:20Oh.
00:53:21Oh.
00:53:21Oh.
00:53:21Oh.
00:53:22Oh.
00:53:22Oh.
00:53:23Oh.
00:53:23Oh.
00:53:24Oh.
00:53:24Oh.
00:53:25Yes.
00:53:25Oh.
00:53:26Oh, forget it. I'll see you in looping.
00:53:29I'm there popping, bitches.
00:53:32Pluripotent cells inside a xylo.
00:53:37Pluripotent cells into a xylo and sacclo.
00:53:41Polysaccharide.
00:53:43Nanofite.
00:53:44Wanda's vision is really hurt in the feelings.
00:53:47Wait, one more time.
00:53:48What was that?
00:53:49Wait, so.
00:53:50Duh.
00:53:51Then turn.
00:53:53Today, power becomes the only law.
00:53:58Wait, that's not right, is it?
00:54:00I don't know.
00:54:00I don't know, I don't know.
00:54:01Stop fighting!
00:54:03F***ing.
00:54:03F***ing.
00:54:06Are you going to go down and right down to there?
00:54:08Yep.
00:54:09Are you f***ing graze?
00:54:15I think we got it.
00:54:16Stop laughing at me.
00:54:17Look at that.
00:54:18Hope just jacked Ultron's ride.
00:54:28Why am I going over here?
00:54:30To see him on the thing and tell him, you know.
00:54:33But why did I do that?
00:54:34Don't be going all stealth mode, mother f***er, we can't see you.
00:54:36What? F***er, what?
00:54:37I said for what, mother f***er?
00:54:39Director.
00:54:39F***er, I feel like I'm talking to Captain Kirk or something.
00:54:44Captain, Captain, the log, what's the log, what is, Star Trek, is it Star Trek?
00:54:49Stop laughing.
00:54:56How's my hair?
00:54:57What's moving on?
00:54:58Same thing that shouldn't happen to you.
00:55:00Psychological, mother f***er.
00:55:01Yep.
00:55:02See a smooth mother f***er walking towards you, f***ing speech.
00:55:06f***er walking towards you, f***ing speech, you're mad.
00:55:08No tension, no surprises.
00:55:10Ow!
00:55:11F***er.
00:55:12No tension, no surprises.
00:55:13Ow!
00:55:14Promise a stressful environment, no tension, no surprises.
00:55:17Ow!
00:55:18Hey!
00:55:19Nothing.
00:55:20How's the circulation?
00:55:22It's related to him.
00:55:23F***er.
00:55:24F***er.
00:55:25Sorry.
00:55:27Sorry.
00:55:30Sorry.
00:55:31Sorry.
00:55:32Oh, sorry.
00:55:33Don't, don't, don't.
00:55:34It's fine.
00:55:35Sorry.
00:55:36It's Kurt Russell.
00:55:41Easy, babe.
00:55:43That came a lot closer than it was supposed to.
00:55:47Yes.
00:55:48It's guy.
00:55:49One more time.
00:55:50F***er.
00:55:51F***er.
00:55:52Back to one.
00:55:54I'm sorry, what the f***er am I in here?
00:55:56I do.
00:55:58Okay, okay, okay.
00:55:59Make it happen.
00:56:00Make it happen.
00:56:01It's all, it's a year of five.
00:56:02I'm supporting.
00:56:03What number are you on the call sheets?
00:56:04I'm sick.
00:56:05Excuse me.
00:56:06Miss Potts, your four o'clock is here.
00:56:13Like a grandmother.
00:56:15Oh my God, that's so English.
00:56:17Like a grandmother.
00:56:18Like a grandfather, darling.
00:56:21Get it?
00:56:22And you know what I'm saying.
00:56:25Maybe we don't shake hands or just do this.
00:56:45Cuff that a**.
00:56:48You got it.
00:56:49You got it.
00:56:50I heard you.
00:56:51I heard you.
00:56:52I heard you.
00:56:53I heard you.
00:56:54No!
00:56:55Go Zen!
00:56:56Go Zen!
00:56:57Go Zen!
00:56:58No!
00:56:59Oh God!
00:57:00You are the greatest man I ever knew!
00:57:04I'm sorry, you're mad full of hair.
00:57:05Come on.
00:57:06Tom is not from Holland.
00:57:07No.
00:57:08Is that weird?
00:57:09Ow!
00:57:10I'll give you one word.
00:57:11I'll give you one word.
00:57:12I'll give you one word.
00:57:13He's gone.
00:57:14I'll give you one word.
00:57:15I'll give you one word.
00:57:16I'll give you one word.
00:57:17You're gone.
00:57:18You know that he was arrested for stealing a smoothie machine.
00:57:19Two smoothie machines.
00:57:20You want that?
00:57:21Oh yes.
00:57:22Do I?
00:57:23I shouldn't make the noises in my mouth, should I?
00:57:27I don't give you one word.
00:57:28I don't give you one word.
00:57:29You know that he was arrested for stealing a smoothie machine.
00:57:31Two smoothie machines.
00:57:32You want that?
00:57:33Oh yes.
00:57:34Do I?
00:57:35I shouldn't make the noises in my mouth, should I?
00:57:40I don't know.
00:57:41I don't know.
00:57:42Who's laughing now?
00:57:46Yeah.
00:57:47Awesome.
00:57:48What part of that?
00:58:03He just ran out, dude.
00:58:09Very handsome.
00:58:12Hey.
00:58:13What?
00:58:14Hey guys.
00:58:16I can't believe you guys throw parties like this.
00:58:18I'm sorry.
00:58:19I'm clearly charting the course.
00:58:21Yeah.
00:58:22And if you just come in and start charting the course.
00:58:24Yeah.
00:58:25Like, where are we going?
00:58:26So where to?
00:58:27Remember.
00:58:28Who are you guys?
00:58:33Sorry.
00:58:34Yes!
00:58:35Come on!
00:58:36That's how it feels!
00:58:37Woo!
00:58:38You see that?
00:58:39Go away.
00:58:40Get up.
00:58:41You don't want to see this.
00:58:42Get up.
00:58:43It looks like oatmeal and squids in there.
00:58:45It's terrible.
00:58:46Ah!
00:58:47I saw the nine realms.
00:58:48I had.
00:58:49Here.
00:58:50Through here.
00:58:51Okay.
00:58:52Am I getting snot under your drive?
00:58:53Yes, sir!
00:58:55Woo!
00:58:56Sorry about that, Arthur.
00:58:57I didn't mean to yell right in your ear, brother.
00:58:58Talent's ready.
00:58:59Okay.
00:59:01Am I getting snot on your drugs?
00:59:06Yes, sir!
00:59:09Sorry about that, Arthur. I didn't mean to yell right in your ear, brother.
00:59:12Talent's ready.
00:59:15Sorry, honey. My bad.
00:59:19It's aged for a thousand years in barrels built from the wreck of Grunhell's fleets.
00:59:23It's not meant for malted men.
00:59:25What the hell did you just say?
00:59:39Like a young Kirk Cameron.
00:59:41You're not wearing any pants. Where'd you hide that?
00:59:45Uh, nowhere. They say, um, oh, I wouldn't do that.
00:59:50And what exactly would we be avenging?
00:59:52Whatever the hell we want.
00:59:56I feel like I'm having an identity crisis.
00:59:59Got it.
01:00:00Ding!
01:00:02That was pretty cool.
01:00:04I'd definitely give you a second.
01:00:06Yeah, we should be like...
01:00:07Oh, shit!
01:00:08How do you spell ICTRA?
01:00:09I-G-D-R-A. I don't know.
01:00:22You are a baby. Do you know that? You're being a baby!
01:00:25My inner child heard you say that. Stop it.
01:00:26Your inner child needs a spanking.
01:00:28Don't do that. I'll just make him horny.
01:00:30That's disgusting.
01:00:31A blooper reel is my only time to shine.
01:00:40You have been listening. Ever since you stepped on my hose.
01:00:43I-I didn't. Maybe it's broken.
01:00:46I think I can...
01:00:49I think that I can...
01:00:53I think that I can... I can do that.
01:00:58Is it your birthday?
01:00:59It is.
01:01:00Again?
01:01:01Isn't that funny? Same day as last year.
01:01:03Wow.
01:01:04Yeah.
01:01:05Pfft!
01:01:06Pfft!
01:01:07Pfft!
01:01:08Pfft!
01:01:09Pfft!
01:01:10Pfft!
01:01:11I'm just...
01:01:12A-Y-Y-A!
01:01:14I'm just...
01:01:15I'm just...
01:01:16Pfft!
01:01:17Pfft!
01:01:18Pfft!
01:01:19Pfft!
01:01:20Pfft!
01:01:21Pfft!
01:01:22Pfft!
01:01:23Pfft!
01:01:24Pfft!
01:01:25You are...
01:01:26a walking master.
01:01:27No, that's...
01:01:28No!
01:01:29Pfft!
01:01:30Pfft!
01:01:31Pfft!
01:01:32Pfft!
01:01:33Pfft!
01:01:34Pfft!
01:01:35Uh...
01:01:36Well, watch where you point your flight stabilizer.
01:01:39Pfft!
01:01:40Pfft!
01:01:41Pfft!
01:01:42Pfft!
01:01:43Pfft!
01:01:44Pfft!
01:01:45Pfft!
01:01:46Pfft!
01:01:47Pfft!
01:01:48Pfft!
01:01:49Pfft!
01:01:50You made me ask twice.
01:01:52Is the mask muffling my voice?
01:01:54Pfft!
01:01:55Pfft!
01:01:56Pfft!
01:01:57Pfft!
01:01:58Pfft!
01:01:59Pfft!
01:02:00Pfft!
01:02:01Pfft!
01:02:02Pfft!
01:02:03Pfft!
01:02:04Pfft!
01:02:05Pfft!
01:02:06Pfft!
01:02:07I'm Tommy.
01:02:08AnasMarie.
01:02:09All right, buddy.
01:02:10Is that all?
01:02:11I think that's all we have to do.
01:02:12Pfft!
01:02:13What a ride!
01:02:15Pfft!
01:02:16You got it?
01:02:16Pfft!
01:02:21Oh, my God!
01:02:22We're about to get yelled at.
01:02:24See what I have to do on here?
01:02:25Ten years of this s***.
01:02:26Dun-dun-dun!
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