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00:00That was fantastic.
00:02Well, it certainly was an enjoyable end of the evening.
00:05Actually, can you not smoke? That won't be good for the baby.
00:08What baby?
00:09Don't be daft.
00:10No, really, what baby?
00:11Well, I'm pregnant, aren't I?
00:13That's a bit awkward. Sorry, maybe you should have mentioned it. I thought you were single.
00:16Well, I was single, but then I got pregnant.
00:18When was that?
00:19Just then.
00:20I'm certainly not bringing up our child on my own.
00:23Our child?
00:24Actually, can you pop into the kitchen and get me a gherkin and a potato to lick?
00:28The joys of pregnancy!
00:30If so, we haven't even had a one-night stand yet. We're barely up to a one-hour stand.
00:34Actually, I think I can feel it kicking. Come here.
00:36Get off!
00:37Do you know, I don't think it is. I think it's contractions.
00:40No, the baby's going to be born premature.
00:42What, nine months premature? I've really got to get going.
00:45Don't you dare walk at me while I'm in labour.
00:48Thought he'd never leave.
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