00:00At night, I can't sleep. I'm tossing, turning, candles...
00:04Stop! You must be Rob Fisher's wife.
00:07Welcome to Ashfield Place.
00:09The safest town in America.
00:12We went from city loft to lawn so fast.
00:15I know living in my parents' house wasn't exactly part of the plan.
00:19Every day is the same thing.
00:21These people are crazy.
00:23That's the burbs, babes.
00:25So what's the deal with that old Victorian house?
00:30It's haunted as hell.
00:32There have been whispers of murder.
00:36Who would move into a murder house?
00:38I did see him in the woods.
00:40I'm not sure what he was up to.
00:42I had to give him space.
00:44I was nude.
00:45In the woods?
00:46I was moonbathing.
00:48The house needs a lot of work.
00:52That it has good bones.
00:55Who says that?
00:56The girl from the suburbs disappears into thin air?
01:00He's hiding something.
01:01I think we should investigate.
01:03I feel like Sherlock Holmes.
01:04I think if anything, I'd be Sherlock Holmes.
01:06Don't accent privilege this.
01:09You can't just break in.
01:11From a legal standpoint, we're not breaking in.
01:14Okay, we're walking into an unlocked house.
01:16Investigating a joint contract.
01:18She keeps asking questions about the house across the street.
01:21What'd you tell her?
01:22What is there to tell?
01:27Yep, I just peed a little.
01:28Your ma's wearing tricks on ya.
01:32But it's not him we need to be worried about.
01:35You learned that from a podcast?
01:36I don't know.
01:37What's happening?
01:38Which one of us is the murderer?
01:42Your face.
01:45The safest town in America has a lot of people desperate to leave.
01:48This is the part that gets a little bit complicated.
01:51Aren't small towns just the best?
01:53It is.
01:54The safest.
01:55Safest.
01:56Safest town in America.
01:57What are we doing?
01:58Let's go.
02:01I think this place is gonna grow on you, you know.
02:04They're okay.
02:09Why am I always murder adjacent?
02:11What's this place?
02:12I don't think the way we did.
02:13I could be something.
02:14I hate the word.
02:15That piece says,
02:16I couldn't make that go.
02:17I leave a thousand feet in here.
02:18I missed it.
02:19I'm not very happy,
02:20I'm not too.
02:21I don't know.
02:22You were too.
02:23You were too.
02:24You were too.
02:25You were too.
02:26You were too too.
02:27That's not only the way,
02:28I was too young.
02:29Oh!
02:30I'm so stupid.
02:31You
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