00:00Daddy, Daddy, who?
00:03Daddy, Daddy, who?
00:07What the hell was that?
00:09Disco Morris.
00:11You don't drink it with your eyes, mate.
00:12Nothing robust about that.
00:13If you want cocktails, I suggest you go over the road
00:15with the rest of the prawn sandwich brigade.
00:17I wonder what he's doing back.
00:19Probably to bail his father out of the mess he's in.
00:21Hello, Dad.
00:23This place is a madhouse.
00:26You coming?
00:28Probably best I stay here.
00:29Are you scared she's going to punch you too?
00:32Where'd everyone go?
00:33The pub was always the life and soul of the village.
00:35I may have been through the change, but I'd still give it mine.
00:38No, we've got 14 days to find 10 grand,
00:41or they're going to start repossession proceedings.
00:43We could do with Cal's financial help.
00:45I'm broke, Jake. Blew the lot.
00:47On what?
00:48What do you think? On the highlife and hookers.
00:50What's a hooker?
00:52We can't afford to buy beer. We need to brew it.
00:55A few pints of homebrew ain't going to put us back in the black.
00:58What are you doing?
00:59Making water more interesting.
01:01That'll put a heads on your chest.
01:03That could be classed as attempted murder.
01:06I think I've pulled a bollock.
01:08I heard your pumps have run dry.
01:10Just in between suppliers.
01:12You already took the TVs. You're not getting my music.
01:15Oh, yeah? You and who's army?
01:17This one.
01:18Leave that where it is, or we'll shove these sticks where the sun don't shine.
01:23And I don't mean Bristol.
01:27The winners of the Best Bitter category were a microbrewery, just like us.
01:31Worst pub in Britain?
01:32Competing for the best beer.
01:35Why do we always leave things until it's too late?
01:37You'd have found a way to forgive him. I just don't know how.
01:40I'm not well, Dad.
01:45It's the Real Ale Awards with a fancy dress competition.
01:49If Pritchard can do it, why can't we?
01:51There's no reason you can't write another hit song.
01:57The thing just bit me.
01:58That bloody hell!
01:59Can everyone please stop swearing?
02:01I'm bollocks.
02:12Your mother would be so proud of you too.
02:17Ah, Michael. Fancy cutting a rug?
02:19You know what Thomas Beecham said, don't you?
02:21Try everything in life once, except incest and Morris dancing.
02:25Good to know, Dad.
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