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Pillow Talk with Butt King - Season 1 Episode 9 -
Bloopers, Outtakes, and Chaos

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00:00Are we filming?
00:08Hi, it's me.
00:28Let's wake it up.
00:30Jeff hit it. Jeff, let me see, let me see what you're doing.
00:37Stop, stop. Stop.
00:44I technically, it's a big shocker, I know it doesn't look like it, I am a gay man.
00:49No! I know, I know.
00:51I'm like a straight man pretending to be gay and then in drag.
00:54You're a clown fucker?
00:56You a clown fucker. From the jump.
00:59Okay, do you think there's a difference between gay Halloween and straight Halloween? Real quick.
01:04Yeah, no.
01:06Guess, gays are carving holes in pumpkins and fucking them.
01:10Straight people are not doing that shit.
01:13Well, they might, they might be. I thought they are.
01:15Yeah, gay people are just- What the whole movie, American Pie, the male's fucking a pie.
01:19People straight. You know that movie? Yes. Yes, bitch.
01:23Look deep in my soul. Okay. And look in it.
01:26That's your soul? That's your soul right here.
01:28The hair right there, that's your soul.
01:30Yes.
01:31What about the hair right here, my love?
01:33The knuckle? This is realness. This is realness.
01:36Rule number three for me, consistency. Consistency is key.
01:40You can't be cooking mama for two weeks and then you take a three month break.
01:44Who's cooking?
01:45Who's in the kitchen? You know what I mean? Like you can't take breaks.
01:49This feels very targeted.
01:51No, let's really wake it up because we talk about femininity.
01:54This is realness. See this nail, baby? This French tip nail?
01:58That's, that's, that's ghetto, bitch.
02:00Getting in my ho- It hurts to open a hotel room door.
02:02When I get into the room, I'm hurting. I'm just already had a workout.
02:05And then I perform. Oh, it's over. My workout's done.
02:08Do you or do you not think if you ate better, you'd have the energy to get through the day?
02:14My body's my proof.
02:17Yeah, and the proof is you can't open the door. So my question still stands.
02:22Do you think if you ate healthy, you would have the strength and energy to open the door? Yes or no?
02:29I'm a wizard. I can make the door open myself.
02:32I believe, I believe-
02:37Children are our future.
02:38So what asked you guys on social media-
02:40Oh, hold on now, hold on now.
02:41I thought, let me see that.
02:43You're gonna, you're gonna need it.
02:45Bitch!
02:46No, no.
02:49No, no, this girl.
02:50If Lydia was a labubu, what would she be and why?
02:53I thought you would be the special, the special labubu.
02:56The one with all the-
02:57Cuz, cuz she has all the fun teeth.
02:59I thought you were gonna say, cuz I'm special.
03:02Yeah, you're one of a kind.
03:04Okay, thank you.
03:05What labubu would I be?
03:06The one with food in your teeth.
03:08Oh, my God.
03:10You bitch.
03:11I wanna be that.
03:12I wanna be the white bitch that be jogging.
03:17Who the fuck jogs?
03:19If you were to do all-stars again, cuz you didn't have an entrance line.
03:22I did not.
03:23So what would your new, like what would your entrance line be?
03:25So I would wanna do like a Tempest du jour type of thing where I would just like,
03:28kill her and like have something fall out of my butt or something.
03:30That would be fun, I think.
03:31There's two, there's two that I would do.
03:33There's two.
03:34One, I would honestly say the same thing again.
03:37I would still say Good Morning Kingdom.
03:38I really don't care.
03:39It's not that serious.
03:41I'm still gonna, I'm still gonna kill it.
03:42Or, you know, you already know.
03:44You know.
03:45I don't know.
03:46You know.
03:47I'm gonna come in with the ugliest outfit and shake the wig.
03:49I'm gonna walk in.
03:50Bonjour ladies.
03:51Bonjour ladies.
03:52You would do it real quick.
03:56You would walk in and you would say.
03:57I would walk, I would walk in.
03:58I would walk in bitch.
03:59She walked in so nasty too.
04:00I would walk in like this.
04:02Bonjour ladies.
04:04It was so fab.
04:07Bring back Dita Ritz.
04:08Dita Ritz.
04:09I'm so sorry.
04:10I would have to.
04:11She is so sickening.
04:12Bonjour ladies.
04:13Bonjour ladies.
04:14Bonjour ladies.
04:16I want to get into Halloween movies because you, you just reminded me.
04:19Oh my god.
04:20Someone showed me in the face.
04:22What is your favorite Halloween movie, babe?
04:24I don't fucking know.
04:26The Grinch.
04:29Why are we laughing?
04:30I like it.
04:31You can't take me.
04:33Hot to go, baby.
04:35And then you go.
04:36I heard my knees snap.
04:38Oh.
04:39Oh.
04:40That's a new one.
04:45Let me start scissoring.
04:46Oh my god.
04:51Sorry.
04:52Oh my god.
04:53I'm just getting my gym burp workouts out.
04:55You wanna do it again.
04:56You're good.
04:57I'm okay.
04:58No, keep that in.
04:59Keep that in.
05:00Can I speak to the manager?
05:03Um, yeah.
05:04I'll get her.
05:05You're the manager?
05:08Yeah.
05:09Oh my god.
05:10With short staff.
05:11Fuck you.
05:14Resorts to violence.
05:15That's what it is.
05:16That's crazy.
05:22No, I saw this.
05:23I was searching for days until I found this.
05:26Minutes at most.
05:27Days.
05:28And I said, this is the, this is it.
05:30This one's it for me.
05:31This is my crescendo.
05:32This is crazy.
05:33See, I am a fashion girl, okay?
05:35I am wearing a high class, Hot Topic top.
05:39Rue 21.
05:40And men's shorts.
05:42Let's talk about it.
05:43This, this is the fantasy.
05:45When you have a body like mine's, you can do this.
05:48Not a lot of girls can give this.
05:51Look at this stuff.
05:52But when the body, yeah, show, show her Barbie pussy.
05:56Show her Barbie pussy.
05:57Show it.
05:58Show it.
05:59Show it.
06:00Yeah.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Yeah.
06:03That's what I thought.
06:04No, get the legs.
06:05Look at that.
06:06The legs are sickening in this.
06:07Scramble.
06:08No, no.
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