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00:00You made some big moves at the Critics' Choice Awards.
00:03You had some great jokes.
00:05I mean, when you're standing up there joking about Leonardo DiCaprio
00:09or, you know, famous people who are in the audience,
00:14do you have any nerves about that at all?
00:17I mean, I wouldn't call it nerves.
00:19I'm there to do that, and they know what they're getting with me.
00:21Everyone knows what my deal is, that I'm going to say the thing.
00:25I do it with a lot of love.
00:27You know, I thought of a better joke, though.
00:30The next morning, I f***ing woke up, and I was like,
00:32oh, I should have said Leo.
00:34Like, Leo was trapped on a boat in St. Bart's,
00:37and it was just like the Titanic, but worse because Jeff Bezos was there.
00:40But luckily, it was for a good cause because they were all at a climate crisis
00:43or, you know, a climate summit on his f***ing boat.
00:46I should have said that, but I didn't think of that one until the morning.
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