00:00Whose goddamn white baby is that?
00:02This is your baby, okay? He's just light-skinned.
00:05That one might be mine, that one right there.
00:07I'm not totally sure.
00:08Just because you name him Darren don't mean he belong to Darren.
00:11But I don't care what this baby's name is.
00:14This baby is light-skinned, but not light-skinned.
00:17That is a white child.
00:18That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.
00:21That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.
00:24That's a good...
00:25That baby got 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant.
00:29You the only one I've been with Darren.
00:31Let me explain to you the math.
00:32I've been in here 16 consecutive years.
00:35You know how long consecutive is, don't you?
00:37Oh yeah, yeah.
00:38Okay, so it means one right after the motherfucking other.
00:41Because I ain't never missed a day.
00:42So clearly you've been having some conjugal visits
00:45with some other motherfuckers other than me.
00:47That's almost a grown white man you brought in here.
00:50His glasses are certainly grown.
00:52I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.
00:54And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?
00:57I...
00:58Bitch, you been f***ing the car?
00:59I...
01:00I...
01:01I...
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