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00:00:00It's such a taggy wedding.
00:00:03My cousin has such bad taste.
00:00:06But at least that Jack Steel will be all mine.
00:00:10If anyone here objects to this union,
00:00:13please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:00:17Stop!
00:00:19Stop the wedding!
00:00:21Stop the wedding!
00:00:22What in God's name?
00:00:23Ms. Everhart, my sincerest apologies.
00:00:25My name is Dominic Pettigrew.
00:00:27I come from the High Court
00:00:28and it appears that your husband never signed his divorce papers.
00:00:31What?
00:00:32What?
00:00:33Your ex-husband, he never finalized the divorce.
00:00:38Which makes her...
00:00:40Which makes you...
00:00:41Which makes me...
00:00:42Still married.
00:00:46Mother!
00:00:47That's impossible.
00:00:49He never signed the papers, miss.
00:00:53Honey, it's okay. I'm gonna fix this, okay?
00:00:56Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:00:58Oh!
00:01:25Out!
00:01:26Get out!
00:01:28Get out of here!
00:01:29Someone get her out of here, you low rent urchin!
00:01:31I knew you weren't good enough for my George!
00:01:33I promise I can make this better, I swear!
00:01:36My perfect cousin.
00:01:37She always ruins everything.
00:01:39But wait!
00:01:40Who are you married to?
00:01:42Jax Steele.
00:01:53Jax!
00:01:54Jax!
00:01:55Jax!
00:01:59Jax!
00:02:00Jax!
00:02:04That was awesome.
00:02:06Yeah, not bad.
00:02:07I like your shark tooth.
00:02:12Oh, thanks.
00:02:14It's a milagra.
00:02:16Miracle in Spanish.
00:02:19It was given to me by a Navajo elder.
00:02:22Sharks represent courage, protection, and healing.
00:02:29Wanna fuck again?
00:02:32Sure, I know.
00:02:33I know.
00:02:44Who the fuck?
00:02:49Alright, alright.
00:02:50Keep your...
00:02:52pants on.
00:02:53What the fuck?
00:02:58What the fuck?
00:03:00Do you mind?
00:03:03Oh, sorry.
00:03:04Didn't realize we were being so formal.
00:03:08That's my cue.
00:03:10Thanks for the cookie, stud.
00:03:13Some things never change.
00:03:15It's now a bad time to ask why you're in a wedding dress.
00:03:18I'm getting married.
00:03:22What?
00:03:24What do you mean you're getting married?
00:03:26Out.
00:03:27Oh, wow.
00:03:29This place hasn't changed much since I left.
00:03:31Except this one's like...
00:03:3310 times bigger than the old one.
00:03:35You impressed?
00:03:37Give me a break.
00:03:39You know I built Wild Man Media to win you back.
00:03:42That smooth operator shit doesn't work on me anymore.
00:03:45So what happened to you?
00:03:47Cake fight back?
00:03:49It's a long story.
00:03:55Oh my god, can you just...
00:03:57get rid of those already?
00:03:59Come on.
00:04:01Admit it, we were a hell of a team.
00:04:03Climbing mountains, chasing storms,
00:04:06scaling volcanoes.
00:04:08I took the pictures, you wrote the story.
00:04:11Jax, we're still married.
00:04:13Holy shit, what?
00:04:15You didn't sign the papers.
00:04:20Papers?
00:04:22So I supposed to sign papers?
00:04:23Oh my god, are you ever gonna grow up?
00:04:25It's like you're still in high school.
00:04:27Well you don't like to be enough in high school to marry me when we graduated.
00:04:30We're supposed to be divorced, Jax.
00:04:35You want to kiss me right now, don't you?
00:04:39That is husband abuse.
00:04:44Well good thing you're not my husband.
00:04:47Apparently I am, Mrs. Steele.
00:04:49Oh that is a nice ring to it actually.
00:04:51Does not.
00:04:52Does too.
00:04:53We are not the same people anymore, Jax.
00:04:57I want stability.
00:04:59A family.
00:05:01Peace.
00:05:02I want George.
00:05:03George?
00:05:05You like how curious he is about you?
00:05:06Does he love bananas?
00:05:07He's a loser.
00:05:08I know that.
00:05:09No, actually he's sweet.
00:05:11Predictable.
00:05:13Safe.
00:05:14Code for boring.
00:05:17Admit it.
00:05:18You loved our life, you loved the rush.
00:05:21I hated worrying about you and your parties and girls.
00:05:24You love me.
00:05:26You gave me no choice.
00:05:28I never stopped loving you.
00:05:30Well, I'm marrying another man now and I need you to-
00:05:40No.
00:05:41Frosting.
00:05:43Don't.
00:05:48Sweet.
00:05:50You're...
00:05:52Crazy about you.
00:06:01Stop!
00:06:02No, I can't.
00:06:03What?
00:06:05You were just screwing another woman like five minutes ago and then this?
00:06:08Right, but I don't care about her.
00:06:09This is you and me.
00:06:10No!
00:06:11No, I can't.
00:06:12This is a mistake.
00:06:13No.
00:06:14George is a mistake.
00:06:15No, he isn't.
00:06:16I love him and I'm going to marry him.
00:06:18This...
00:06:20This didn't happen.
00:06:21Elle, come on.
00:06:23Sign the papers, Jax.
00:06:30It's what I'm gonna keep talking.
00:06:34Damn you skunk.
00:06:37I'll take you down and then I'll take Jax.
00:06:41We're having another wedding.
00:06:43Bigger.
00:06:44Better.
00:06:45Grand enough to erase the disaster that you made are the first one.
00:06:48Why don't we do something a little more quiet countryside wedding instead.
00:06:54Oh!
00:06:55Oh, don't you dare!
00:06:57That whole fiasco is all anyone is talking about.
00:06:59If you think you can drag this family through the mud.
00:07:03Can you tell her?
00:07:04Please?
00:07:06Maybe mother's right, dear.
00:07:08George.
00:07:09There.
00:07:10Even my son agrees.
00:07:12And that ex-husband of yours.
00:07:14If you want to marry my son, you will get rid of him.
00:07:18Don't worry.
00:07:19By the time I'm done with Jax Steel, he'll be begging for a divorce.
00:07:24George!
00:07:25You must do something about this Jax Steel.
00:07:28If this wedding collapses, you are out of the will.
00:07:31But mother, he's bigger than me.
00:07:32Oh, for the love of God!
00:07:34Man up!
00:07:44Excuse me, sir.
00:07:46Could I bother you to open this?
00:07:48I'm not strong enough.
00:07:52I'll see what I can do.
00:07:53Huh.
00:07:58There you are, dear.
00:08:03It's Betsy.
00:08:14Elle?
00:08:15Elle!
00:08:16You need to tell me what is going on.
00:08:18Right now!
00:08:19Hi, honey!
00:08:20I'm so glad you're here!
00:08:21I decided I wanted to pool a little bit deeper.
00:08:24And I put some outdoor showers and four solid gold toilets.
00:08:28Hmph.
00:08:29Oh!
00:08:30And our Rolls Royce yacht is coming later.
00:08:31What the hell?
00:08:32How are you paying for all that?
00:08:33Our joint credit card!
00:08:35You never closed it.
00:08:39Sign this.
00:08:41And the nightmare ends.
00:08:42Yes!
00:08:43Mmph.
00:08:52I love your fastness.
00:08:55Always have?
00:08:56Always will.
00:08:57Uh-huh.
00:08:58Hi, Snookums!
00:09:25Tuna casserole, your favorite.
00:09:28What the hell happened to my house?
00:09:31Well, you won't give me a divorce, so I thought I'd act like a wife.
00:09:35Come on!
00:09:37Sit down, silly wheelie. My wifey's gonna feed you.
00:09:42Open up!
00:09:43Nah, I'm really not talking.
00:09:44Yeah.
00:09:49It's delicious.
00:09:51You like it?
00:09:53Mmm, it's delicious.
00:09:55Come on, sit on my lap. Let's make it authentic.
00:10:01You son of a...
00:10:03Hey, what the hell?
00:10:04Ah!
00:10:05Ah!
00:10:06Ah!
00:10:10My God!
00:10:13I love that woman.
00:10:16Hm.
00:10:23Oh, honey. Look what I brought you.
00:10:26Come to dump those on my head, too?
00:10:32No. Actually, it's a peace offering.
00:10:35I heard about your gallery this evening, and I wanted to get you some good luck brownies.
00:10:39Nice.
00:10:42How thoughtful.
00:10:43Mm-hmm.
00:10:45You know the owner of Azarica Island will be there, too.
00:10:48Oh?
00:10:50I want to impress him, and I want to buy the island.
00:10:53You want to buy the island that we honeymooned?
00:10:55Mm-hmm.
00:11:02Mm.
00:11:04You still make the best brownies in the world.
00:11:07Enjoy.
00:11:17This is remarkable.
00:11:18I would like to add it into my collection.
00:11:21I bet that's a great idea.
00:11:22This will look great on Azarica Island, yeah?
00:11:25Hm.
00:11:26And speaking of, I want...
00:11:29Mm.
00:11:30Hm.
00:11:32Excuse me, uh...
00:11:33One second.
00:11:39I'm so sorry, I'm back.
00:11:51Laxatives in the brownies.
00:11:53Oldest trick in the book.
00:11:57Jane, I don't know what to do.
00:12:00Oh, Elle, that sounds unbearable.
00:12:03It's like every time I push, he pulls me in closer.
00:12:06Every trick I try backfires on me.
00:12:10I don't want him.
00:12:12I want George.
00:12:14I don't know why he can't just let me go.
00:12:17It's like he's obsessed with me.
00:12:20You need a break.
00:12:22Let's grab a drink tomorrow night.
00:12:24We'll talk things through.
00:12:25I promise.
00:12:26We'll figure something out.
00:12:29Thanks, Jane.
00:12:31I'm sorry to burden you with all this drama.
00:12:33I mean, you're just the only one I can talk to.
00:12:36Of course, cuz.
00:12:39What is family for if not for this?
00:12:41Why is he so obsessed with me?
00:12:54Always the star.
00:12:57Little Miss Perfect.
00:12:58But now, I'm gonna steal the love of your life.
00:13:13Then I'm gonna take yours.
00:13:14Thank you for meeting me here, Jane.
00:13:20I mean, with Agnes, Jax, George.
00:13:26I just really needed someone that I could talk to.
00:13:28Of course, Elle.
00:13:30Maybe there's a way to end this before it destroys you.
00:13:33What do you mean?
00:13:34Well, maybe Jax needs a distraction.
00:13:37Somebody to keep him busy.
00:13:39Then poof.
00:13:40You're free.
00:13:42He signs the papers.
00:13:44And you get to marry George.
00:13:46What's your idea?
00:13:47Pimp out my ex?
00:13:48Well, maybe it doesn't have to be some stranger.
00:13:51Maybe it could be me.
00:13:54You.
00:13:56Think about it.
00:13:57I already know the family, so it wouldn't be this bizarre setup or anything like that.
00:14:01And I make him fall in love with me.
00:14:03And then he forgets you.
00:14:05You date Jax.
00:14:09If it meant helping you?
00:14:11Absolutely.
00:14:14That's insane.
00:14:20But that just might work.
00:14:24You know what?
00:14:26Thank you, Jane.
00:14:28Did I ever tell you you're my best cousin ever?
00:14:31Okay.
00:14:32To cousins.
00:14:33To cousins.
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:45And then, the mighty bangle spun on its tail, retreated into the night.
00:14:51Jax, you are truly remarkable.
00:14:53Well, as are you, my friend.
00:14:55But I've asked you here to discuss El.
00:14:57It is important.
00:14:58But first.
00:14:59Shots.
00:15:01Bartender.
00:15:02Four shots of tequila, please.
00:15:03I should probably stick with my Chardonnay.
00:15:04I'm not much of a tequila man.
00:15:06Bullshit.
00:15:08All men are tequila men.
00:15:11After all, we need to toast El, yeah?
00:15:13Of course.
00:15:14Cheers, man.
00:15:16Cheers.
00:15:23Oh, nice.
00:15:25Come on.
00:15:27Winner, Thorpy.
00:15:28Open your throat.
00:15:29Shoot it down.
00:15:30Let me see a run.
00:15:31Come on.
00:15:35Yeah.
00:15:36Go.
00:15:37Go.
00:15:39Go.
00:15:40I'm getting a warm feeling.
00:15:41Yeah?
00:15:42I like it.
00:15:43I like it.
00:15:44Bartender.
00:15:45Another round.
00:15:46Another round.
00:15:47Yes.
00:15:48Now, what was it you wanted to discuss?
00:15:49I can't remember.
00:15:50Cheers.
00:15:51Cheers.
00:15:52Cheers.
00:15:53Another round, yes.
00:15:55Now, what was it you wanted to discuss?
00:15:59I can't remember.
00:16:03Cheers.
00:16:04Cheers.
00:16:12It falls like a sock in the trial.
00:16:15I wrote this song last night.
00:16:18And it just keeps getting higher.
00:16:20Oh, oh, oh.
00:16:25What a delightful melody.
00:16:28All right.
00:16:36All right, you're on your own from here on out.
00:16:38I love you, man.
00:16:42Night, George Wynne Thorpe.
00:16:50Oh, hello.
00:17:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:06I was just...
00:17:06You were so beautiful.
00:17:09Yes, sir.
00:17:09Oh, yes.
00:17:24Oh, my.
00:17:27Haven't been here since you left.
00:17:46This is where you proposed.
00:17:48Thought it'd be nice to revisit.
00:17:51Good memories.
00:17:53Maybe better ones still.
00:17:55I like to come here to think sometimes.
00:18:04Do you mind?
00:18:06Sure.
00:18:14Look, Jax.
00:18:15I've given this a lot of thought.
00:18:19I really have.
00:18:21But we just can't be together.
00:18:26Listen, I know I was a horrible Elle.
00:18:29Okay, but I...
00:18:30Please.
00:18:31That's all in the past.
00:18:33George makes me happy now.
00:18:35I can make you happy.
00:18:37We were happy.
00:18:39You know it.
00:18:43Remember senior year when we TP'd the whole school?
00:18:48You were cruising around on roller skates?
00:18:50Oh, my God.
00:18:51The roller skates.
00:18:53I had to run to the football field with those.
00:18:56The cops chasing you.
00:18:57Yeah.
00:19:02Or when you hijacked the school announcements to sing me a love song on my birthday.
00:19:07Yeah.
00:19:09I was suspended for a week.
00:19:11Mm-hmm.
00:19:12Totally worth it.
00:19:13I just...
00:19:28Jax!
00:19:35Still clumsy.
00:19:37Still mine.
00:19:43Jax.
00:19:49Jax.
00:19:538 p.m. tonight.
00:19:55Be ready.
00:19:56LaRouge.
00:19:58You mean a...
00:19:59A date?
00:20:08Ah.
00:20:13Jane.
00:20:15Hi.
00:20:18What are you doing here?
00:20:19Elle said you were meeting me here tonight.
00:20:24Jane, listen.
00:20:26You're wonderful.
00:20:28But this is not right, okay?
00:20:30Not for me.
00:20:31Of course it's right.
00:20:32You just...
00:20:33You haven't realized it yet.
00:20:34Jane, no.
00:20:35I do realize it.
00:20:35And it's just...
00:20:36It's not right.
00:20:36You're just confused because of Elle.
00:20:38But once you forget her,
00:20:40you could fall for me.
00:20:43I'm sorry.
00:20:44I can't.
00:20:45It's just dinner.
00:20:46One dinner.
00:20:47Look, you don't have to make any decisions tonight.
00:20:49Just give me a chance.
00:20:52I can't give you what you want.
00:21:00Less than I didn't go as planned,
00:21:02but that's okay.
00:21:03That's okay.
00:21:03We'll get it next time, Jane.
00:21:04I promise.
00:21:05I know he'll come around.
00:21:07He has to.
00:21:08You'll see.
00:21:10Um, I'll call you back.
00:21:11Okay?
00:21:12Delivery for Mrs. Everhart.
00:21:22Oh, my God.
00:21:26Jax.
00:21:30What?
00:21:33What's all this?
00:21:35Oh!
00:21:36These are from Jax.
00:21:40It's an inside joke from high school.
00:21:45Oh, don't be like that.
00:21:47Why don't you skate with me?
00:21:48Come on.
00:21:49It'll be fun.
00:21:50Elle, it's not exactly dignified people are used to skate.
00:21:54Come on.
00:21:55Can you just this once?
00:21:57For me?
00:21:58Please?
00:21:59All right.
00:22:00Let's go.
00:22:05Elle, I know what game.
00:22:08Steady.
00:22:09Okay.
00:22:11Steady.
00:22:12Oopsies.
00:22:14Yeah?
00:22:17All right.
00:22:17See?
00:22:18You got it.
00:22:19It's all so rad.
00:22:21I love you, George.
00:22:23I really do.
00:22:24I love you, darling.
00:22:25Jax.
00:22:38I think...
00:22:39Hey, Jax.
00:22:42Jane?
00:22:43Let's talk.
00:22:47Agnes will be really proud.
00:22:48but what i'd really love to do is the andes crossing i've done you have exquisite
00:23:00i'm so jealous
00:23:03the real question is what would you like to ask me would you like to dance yes
00:23:18jax
00:23:48i bet you won't kiss me i'll take that bet
00:23:55oh
00:24:05oh wait wait wait what let's wait what for i just uh i want to make it special really
00:24:29really let's go to dinner tomorrow at a nice place as a couple yeah okay
00:24:39i know i'll see you tomorrow
00:24:45you
00:24:47you
00:24:51you
00:24:53you
00:24:55you
00:24:57you
00:24:59you
00:25:01you
00:25:03you
00:25:05you
00:25:07you
00:25:09you
00:25:11you
00:25:13you
00:25:15you
00:25:17you
00:25:19you
00:25:21you
00:25:23you
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00:25:27What's that, darling?
00:25:52He signed the papers.
00:25:54God, such brilliant news.
00:25:56We can finally get married.
00:25:59Yes.
00:26:00Finally.
00:26:01Oh, don't be so pleased.
00:26:04Let's go to dinner tonight to celebrate.
00:26:08Sure.
00:26:09Well, why would you want to hunt them in the first place?
00:26:15It's a very dignified sport, darling.
00:26:22Oh, this is my good friend, Jax.
00:26:24Hi, George.
00:26:26Hi, Al.
00:26:27You must join us.
00:26:28What a marvelous coincidence.
00:26:30You are so polite, George, but we're okay.
00:26:35Nonsense.
00:26:35The more the merrier.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:37Honey, I mean, I think Jax and Jane can use some privacy.
00:26:41Oh, come on.
00:26:42Be rude of us not to join our good friends.
00:26:43You must try the duck.
00:26:55It's divine.
00:26:56Nothing says romance like duck fat.
00:27:00Isn't he wonderful?
00:27:02So witty and so handsome.
00:27:06Darling, you're the most amazing man in the world.
00:27:10I mean, you're always so attentive.
00:27:12Why, thank you, dear.
00:27:13Oh, last night with Jax.
00:27:27It was incredible.
00:27:29He couldn't keep his hands off me.
00:27:31God, I'm happy for you.
00:27:34I really should thank you.
00:27:36We're just so happy, and he told me he's never felt like this before.
00:27:41Great.
00:27:44I'm glad what's best for everyone happened.
00:27:47Exactly.
00:27:48Well, shall we?
00:27:49Um, I could use another minute.
00:27:50Okay.
00:27:57Get it together, Elle.
00:27:59You don't love Jax.
00:28:02You love George.
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:11Where's Jax?
00:28:12Jax went to use the men's room.
00:28:17Jax, what the?
00:28:18What are you doing?
00:28:20I know what game you're playing, Elle.
00:28:22Sending me your cousin.
00:28:24Really?
00:28:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:28:27Drop the act.
00:28:29I can read you like a book.
00:28:31George is my fiance.
00:28:33That's that.
00:28:34You can't stand him.
00:28:36I love him.
00:28:38You love me.
00:28:39I don't.
00:28:41I don't.
00:28:41This is so wrong.
00:29:05Then stop me.
00:29:11So, you and Jax, eh?
00:29:15You seem great together.
00:29:17So do you and Elle.
00:29:19I must admit, I am relieved.
00:29:22I was a little bit worried about him and Elle.
00:29:24Worried?
00:29:25What were you worried about?
00:29:27Oh, I don't know.
00:29:30Jax sent Elle a pair of roller skates.
00:29:33An inside joke from their wild youth.
00:29:35I was just being paranoid.
00:29:37Nothing to worry about.
00:29:38Roller skates.
00:29:39Uh, how long ago was this?
00:29:42Hmm.
00:29:43Just the other day.
00:29:44Sweet, isn't it?
00:29:45That's so sweet.
00:29:46Excuse me.
00:29:47I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:29:49Sorry.
00:29:50But just came back.
00:29:56Elle!
00:29:57Are you in here?
00:30:04Elle, you've been gone a while.
00:30:06I came here to check on you.
00:30:08Yeah, um, yeah, I'm in here.
00:30:12Just, um, stomach problems.
00:30:14Really bad stomach problems.
00:30:20Are you sure you're okay?
00:30:22Yeah, I'm fine.
00:30:24Just go back to the table.
00:30:26I'll be there in a second.
00:30:28Okay, well, don't take too long.
00:30:29Georgie Poo is waiting for you.
00:30:31Oh, my God.
00:30:38Close call, Mrs. Steele.
00:30:39Jax, I must thank you for signing those papers.
00:30:53Of course, my friend.
00:30:55It's just a formality.
00:30:57Mistake.
00:30:58Baby, you didn't tell me you signed the papers.
00:31:01Does that mean you're divorced now?
00:31:02All we need is Elle's signature.
00:31:07Hmm.
00:31:08Yeah.
00:31:09Um, I'm just going to wait for my lawyer to look over the details and make sure.
00:31:15It's all clear.
00:31:16What do you mean?
00:31:17I thought that's what you wanted all along.
00:31:20Yeah.
00:31:20I mean, it is a legal document.
00:31:23You can never be too safe, you know?
00:31:27Such a lovely evening.
00:31:29To our friendship and to my love, Elle.
00:31:34To Elle.
00:31:35To Elle.
00:31:38To me.
00:31:39To me.
00:31:39Elle, hi.
00:31:57Hey.
00:31:58Jax, where are you?
00:31:59Uh, I'm home.
00:32:02Can I stop by?
00:32:04Yeah, of course.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:07I'll see you.
00:32:09She's finally made her choice.
00:32:27Elle.
00:32:30So?
00:32:30I, uh, came to give you this.
00:32:34I came to give you this.
00:32:36It's us.
00:32:44Oh, no.
00:32:46It's over, Jax.
00:32:48Goodbye.
00:32:50Elle, wait!
00:32:51I, uh, you, uh, we got her.
00:33:03I, uh, I...
00:33:06I, uh, we got her.
00:33:12And, uh,
00:33:13I, uh, we got her.
00:33:15Oh, this one has the perfect flowers.
00:33:31And here, oh, the venue by the lake.
00:33:35Prestige, dear, prestige.
00:33:37Mother knows best.
00:33:39Don't you agree, El?
00:33:45Nice day, huh?
00:33:49Yeah, look how beautiful it is.
00:33:52So beautiful.
00:33:58Wish I brought my camera.
00:34:00Oh, it's okay.
00:34:02You can just remember this.
00:34:05Come here.
00:34:06Come here.
00:34:15Oh, more salad, El.
00:34:32We cannot have you bloating before your gown fitting.
00:34:34You'll thank her later, dear.
00:34:36But that always thinks ahead.
00:34:45Oh, I'm stuffed.
00:34:50Me too.
00:34:51That was a good pick.
00:34:52I'm glad you liked it.
00:34:53Well, we should eat real pasta in Positano in Italy.
00:34:58Oh.
00:35:03Want to come inside?
00:35:08Not tonight.
00:35:09I have a really early start tomorrow.
00:35:11Okay.
00:35:13Next time.
00:35:15Next time.
00:35:15For sure.
00:35:27Good night.
00:35:28Good night.
00:35:42Tomorrow, we'll look at invitations.
00:35:44You'll want embossed.
00:35:45Trust me.
00:35:46Isn't this exciting, El?
00:35:48We're so close now.
00:35:50We're so close.
00:35:50We're so close.
00:35:51We're so close.
00:36:16Jane, what a coincidence.
00:36:20Yeah, I was just grabbing a coffee before heading out.
00:36:23Sit with me.
00:36:28So, you and Jax?
00:36:31Seems like things are going well.
00:36:33Yeah, I really, really feel a connection.
00:36:36Nice.
00:36:38You know, if you really want to win him over,
00:36:42there's a few things that you should know.
00:36:44Ooh, like what?
00:36:46For starters, he loves baby talk.
00:36:52Yes, baby talk.
00:36:53The sillier the better.
00:36:55He'll melt.
00:36:56Baby talk.
00:36:57Got it.
00:36:58Yes.
00:36:59And just attention.
00:37:02So much of it.
00:37:03Text him, call him, show up unannounced.
00:37:06He'll love knowing that you're always there.
00:37:08Oh, and food.
00:37:09Food, okay.
00:37:10Yes.
00:37:11Bring his lunch at work.
00:37:13You know, like spoil him.
00:37:14He loves that.
00:37:15And his favorite food is tuna casserole.
00:37:19Ah, tuna.
00:37:21So what I'd like to do, Ahmed, is actually shoot the island.
00:37:27Then we can discuss the price.
00:37:29Because then what we'll be able to do is a piece for International Geographic.
00:37:31Because I actually own the magazine.
00:37:33Hang on, Ahmed, one second.
00:37:35Hello?
00:37:36Jane, hi.
00:37:38Hey, I'm on call.
00:37:39I need to call you back later.
00:37:41Right, right.
00:37:42Miss you too.
00:37:43Yeah.
00:37:44Sorry about that, Ahmed.
00:37:45Where were we?
00:37:46So anyway, I think having an article will actually attract tourism and industry to the island.
00:37:51Oh, I'm sorry, Ahmed.
00:37:52One second.
00:37:53Jane, hi.
00:37:55I'm fine, thank you.
00:37:57Yes, sandwich.
00:37:58Sandwich was great.
00:37:59Look, I'm on a call.
00:38:00I need to call you back later.
00:38:01All right, bye.
00:38:02All right, Ahmed, I think with the right tax incentives, we can actually draw a lot of filming
00:38:05on the Nazareg Island and...
00:38:07Oh.
00:38:08My.
00:38:09God!
00:38:10Hang on, one second.
00:38:11Jane!
00:38:12I know you missed me.
00:38:14You told me that ten seconds ago when you called, okay?
00:38:16If you keep calling me, I'm gonna have to meet you.
00:38:18Ahmed, so sorry about that.
00:38:20It's been a zoo over here today.
00:38:21So anyway, with the island, I think...
00:38:23Hello?
00:38:24Hello?
00:38:25Fuck!
00:38:26Fuck!
00:38:27Fuck!
00:38:28Fuck!
00:38:29Fuck!
00:38:30Fuck!
00:38:31Fuck!
00:38:32Fuck!
00:38:54Oh my God, look who it is!
00:38:56Oh.
00:38:57Hi.
00:38:58Hi.
00:38:59What's going on?
00:39:01My poopy here just wanted a cup of coffee.
00:39:06Well, what are you up to?
00:39:07Oh, just George and I are tasting wedding cakes, so we thought we need some coffee to go
00:39:12with.
00:39:13Yum!
00:39:14I know what kind of cake I want for my wedding.
00:39:15Red velvet.
00:39:16Hint, hint.
00:39:17Oh.
00:39:18Oh!
00:39:19Which reminds me, I brought your favorite...
00:39:23Tuna casserole.
00:39:24Tuna casserole.
00:39:27Open wide.
00:39:28Here comes a plane.
00:39:33Jane, you have something green in your teeth.
00:39:35Oh!
00:39:36Oh no!
00:39:37Take this.
00:39:38Please shoot me.
00:39:39What?
00:39:40Trouble in paradise?
00:39:41How are things with George?
00:39:42Great.
00:39:43You look good.
00:39:44Thanks.
00:39:45You do too.
00:39:46Honey, boo!
00:39:47Well, looks like Miss Booby is coming back, so I'm gonna head out.
00:39:48What about your coffee?
00:39:49Oh!
00:39:50I, uh...
00:39:51I, uh...
00:39:52I...
00:39:53I...
00:39:54I...
00:39:55I...
00:39:56I...
00:39:57I...
00:39:58I...
00:39:59I...
00:40:00I...
00:40:01I...
00:40:02I...
00:40:03I...
00:40:04I...
00:40:05I...
00:40:06I...
00:40:07I...
00:40:08I...
00:40:09I...
00:40:10I...
00:40:11I...
00:40:12I...
00:40:13I...
00:40:14I...
00:40:15I...
00:40:16I...
00:40:17I...
00:40:18...
00:40:20Honey, boo!
00:40:21Jane, there's something I need to tell you.
00:40:22Yes?
00:40:23I think you're a wonderful girl.
00:40:24Mm-hmm.
00:40:25So many great qualities.
00:40:26Pretty.
00:40:27Funny.
00:40:28Smart.
00:40:29And...
00:40:30I'm so...
00:40:31I'm so...
00:40:32I'm so...
00:40:33You're so like...
00:40:34I'm so sorry.
00:40:35I'm so...
00:40:36I'm so sorry.
00:40:37What?
00:40:38I'm so...
00:40:39I'm kind of nervous to say this.
00:40:41Oh, just say it, lovey.
00:40:43Just say it.
00:40:45I want to break up with you.
00:40:49Wait, what?
00:40:52He loves me.
00:40:53He's just confused.
00:40:55Yeah.
00:41:00I mean, he's been waiting to have sex with me.
00:41:05So, it means he loves me, right?
00:41:08Right?
00:41:09Yes, yes.
00:41:13We're meant to be together.
00:41:15He loves me.
00:41:19What? What did you say?
00:41:21She wants him back!
00:41:23She's playing you.
00:41:25She's mocking you.
00:41:27You're right.
00:41:28She's mocking me!
00:41:30She wants him back!
00:41:31She's fucking with him!
00:41:33I have to save you from her.
00:41:35We're meant to be together.
00:41:37I need to save him from her.
00:41:42So he can run me back.
00:41:44I need to show him what true love is.
00:41:46What did you say?
00:41:48There's only one way to end it.
00:41:50Kill the bitch!
00:41:53We need to kill the bitch.
00:41:55And we do it together.
00:41:56You and me.
00:41:58We'll kill her together.
00:42:01And then he'll be mine.
00:42:02Mother, they've signed the papers.
00:42:16Then why is it still not done?
00:42:18She's stalling!
00:42:20Legal stuff takes time!
00:42:22You good-for-nothing wimp!
00:42:24Get her in line!
00:42:26Get him in line!
00:42:30You will make that divorce happen!
00:42:34Don't have your ears at me, George Winthrop.
00:42:36Do not.
00:42:36You can't cover your ears at me.
00:42:38I know you can hear me.
00:42:40Man up!
00:42:42Fine!
00:42:43Fine.
00:42:43I will man up.
00:42:45I promise.
00:42:46Tonight!
00:42:47Tonight!
00:42:47Mario, tell me something good.
00:42:59Mrs. Winthrop, I did some digging.
00:43:00But I couldn't find nothing.
00:43:02He's a good guy.
00:43:03He's got a great life.
00:43:04Owns wild man media.
00:43:06Does good things with his money.
00:43:07He's trying to buy Azarica Island.
00:43:09He's married to-
00:43:09Stop!
00:43:10I know, man.
00:43:11He's a nice lover of mine.
00:43:14He owns Azarica.
00:43:15I have an idea.
00:43:26Hello?
00:43:29Ahmed, hi!
00:43:32Seriously?
00:43:34Absolutely!
00:43:37So, is it a done deal?
00:43:40You too.
00:43:42Thank you so much.
00:43:43It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
00:43:45Hell yeah, baby!
00:43:49Come on!
00:43:52Elle, meet me at Co-brew.
00:43:5430 minutes.
00:43:55Yeah.
00:43:57Whew!
00:44:01Jax, is everything okay?
00:44:05Oh my god.
00:44:06Oh my god!
00:44:07Okay!
00:44:09Better than okay.
00:44:10Amazing news.
00:44:11Can you stop if you want to stay?
00:44:13This is it.
00:44:14Okay.
00:44:17You are looking at the new owner of Azarica Island.
00:44:21No way.
00:44:22Way.
00:44:23I'll leave next week.
00:44:25Deal is fairly complex, but...
00:44:27Plus, I'm going to get to do that piece for International Geographic.
00:44:30Wait, you're leaving?
00:44:32It's perfect.
00:44:33Azarica is where we hunt mode.
00:44:36Our special place.
00:44:38Come with me.
00:44:40It'll be just like old times.
00:44:42Me taking the photos, you writing the story.
00:44:46I...
00:44:47George, the wedding...
00:44:50Look at the wedding.
00:44:51This is it.
00:44:52This is our chance.
00:44:53We can start a new life together.
00:44:56Be happy.
00:44:58Please, Al.
00:44:58Say yes.
00:45:01What about Jane?
00:45:03I broke up with her.
00:45:04What?
00:45:06It's never really in her.
00:45:08I was just with her to make you jealous.
00:45:10Duh.
00:45:12Wait.
00:45:14What?
00:45:15That's horrible.
00:45:19You're still so manipulative.
00:45:23You're still so manipulative.
00:45:27What are you talking about?
00:45:28You used some innocent woman, my cousin, to manipulate me into getting back with you.
00:45:34You're incapable of changing.
00:45:36I thought you'd finally grow up.
00:45:37What the hell is that supposed to mean?
00:45:40I have grown up.
00:45:41I mean, Al, look at all that I've accomplished since you left.
00:45:44It's not about what you have or what you've done.
00:45:47It's about who you are, Jax.
00:45:49And you're still some selfish little boy.
00:45:52That's unfair.
00:45:52You play with my emotions to get what you want.
00:45:56Well, now you can give up your childish, happily ever after fantasy.
00:46:04Oh, uh, hi, guys.
00:46:07What a coincidence I ran into you here.
00:46:10Are you following me?
00:46:11What?
00:46:11Me?
00:46:12No, no.
00:46:13No, nothing like that.
00:46:15Do you think I'm some idiot as well?
00:46:17I'm so confused.
00:46:19Oh!
00:46:19Shut up.
00:46:21Oh.
00:46:22Oh.
00:46:24Oh.
00:46:24Oh.
00:46:27Oh, God.
00:46:29Good for nothing, selfish, immature piece.
00:46:35Jane?
00:46:37What are you doing?
00:46:39What does it look like I'm doing?
00:46:41A.
00:46:41I don't know.
00:46:42She told me to do this.
00:46:45Who told you?
00:46:46My pretty.
00:46:48Oh, my God.
00:46:49You're fucking crazy.
00:46:51What is it?
00:46:52Kill the bitch.
00:46:52What?
00:46:53Kill the bitch.
00:46:54You want me to kill her?
00:46:56Yes.
00:46:57No, no.
00:46:57I agree.
00:46:58No, no, Jane.
00:46:59You don't have to do this, okay?
00:47:00I can get you help.
00:47:01You've done enough.
00:47:03You seduced him.
00:47:05You took him away from me!
00:47:09Him?
00:47:11Jax?
00:47:12I don't want Jax.
00:47:13I want George, okay?
00:47:14You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:47:16What is it, Nighty again?
00:47:19Slit her throat?
00:47:20No, no, no.
00:47:21You've lost your fucking mind.
00:47:23No!
00:47:24I've lost Jax.
00:47:25And I'm going to get him back!
00:47:26George, George, help me!
00:47:30Help!
00:47:31Help!
00:47:31Help!
00:47:32Help!
00:47:33Help!
00:47:33Help!
00:47:34Help!
00:47:34Help!
00:47:34Fucking do something, George!
00:47:36George, please do something!
00:47:38George!
00:47:38I don't know what to do!
00:47:40George, you boy!
00:47:41Watch your lovely lady die.
00:47:46George!
00:47:47Help!
00:47:47Help me!
00:47:48Help!
00:47:48Help!
00:47:49Put the knife down, okay?
00:47:53If I can't have you,
00:47:55nobody else can!
00:47:57Help!
00:47:58Yeah!
00:47:59Ah!
00:47:59Jax!
00:48:01Ah!
00:48:02Ah!
00:48:02Ah!
00:48:03Ah!
00:48:03Ah!
00:48:05Ah!
00:48:06Ah!
00:48:08Ah!
00:48:08Ah!
00:48:09Jane!
00:48:10Jane!
00:48:10Help!
00:48:11Ah!
00:48:12It's just you!
00:48:12It's just you!
00:48:13Ah!
00:48:14Come here, right?
00:48:15Ah!
00:48:15No!
00:48:16El!
00:48:17Jax!
00:48:18El!
00:48:18I got you!
00:48:19Save me!
00:48:19I got you!
00:48:20My love!
00:48:20My darling!
00:48:22You were going to let me die!
00:48:23No, no, no, no. I was just about to throw myself upon the knife and Jax got on the way.
00:48:29You're bleeding.
00:48:30It's okay. Just really if you're safe.
00:48:32Let me help you.
00:48:33Fine. Be that way.
00:48:44Jax, I love you. I love you. Don't forget me. Text me.
00:48:50Call me.
00:48:50Let's go.
00:48:51Love me. Yeah, me.
00:48:53I love you.
00:49:21Hello?
00:49:23I can't sleep.
00:49:25I can't either.
00:49:27Want to grab a drink?
00:49:30I thought you'd never ask.
00:49:32The usual?
00:49:33Thirty minutes.
00:49:36All right. See you in a bit.
00:49:37Kill, Jack, steal.
00:49:50Kill, Jack, steal.
00:49:54Remember that bar back in the cymbal?
00:50:01Mm-hmm.
00:50:02You bet I can still drink you.
00:50:04Oh, yeah?
00:50:05Mm-hmm.
00:50:05Excuse me.
00:50:06Another round, please.
00:50:07No, I know, I know, and then Truman throws down a straight flush.
00:50:12I mean, I'm doomed, right?
00:50:15I mean, where am I going to find a horse at that hour?
00:50:17I mean, come on.
00:50:18I mean, come on.
00:50:20I mean, come on.
00:50:24Thanks for meeting up with you tonight.
00:50:26I was way too wound up to sleep.
00:50:28Oh, me too.
00:50:30I almost died today.
00:50:34Oh, Jesus.
00:50:36And you saved me.
00:50:39Now, if anything happened to you, I don't know.
00:50:44No, no, no, no.
00:50:51Ha, ha, ha.
00:50:55Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:51:58I love you so much.
00:52:10I love you so much.
00:52:40I'm off to grab his breakfast.
00:52:48Morning, sunshine.
00:52:49I love you so much.
00:53:19Kill Jack Steel.
00:53:32I love you so much.
00:54:02Oh, my God.
00:54:30Jax is aware?
00:54:31What's going on?
00:54:46How is he?
00:54:47He's in a coma.
00:54:49But he's going to wake up, right?
00:54:52I'm afraid the prognosis isn't good.
00:54:56He sustained severe head injuries.
00:54:59Yes, come on.
00:54:59Wake up.
00:55:00There's little brain activity, and there's little sign of improvement.
00:55:05It's me, Elle.
00:55:07Come on.
00:55:07Who is next of kin?
00:55:08Who is next of kin?
00:55:10I am his wife.
00:55:12Does he have an advanced directive?
00:55:15I have no idea.
00:55:16I doubt it.
00:55:17He's a risk taker.
00:55:18Then it's up to you to decide when it's time to terminate life support.
00:55:24Don't say that.
00:55:26He's strong.
00:55:28He's been through worse.
00:55:29Jax, come on, Jax.
00:55:31Come on, wake up.
00:55:33I'll give you some time.
00:55:36Thank God.
00:55:39Come on, Jax.
00:55:40I told you guys I don't know who would want to harm Jax.
00:55:45Everyone loves Jax.
00:55:46Ma'am, where were you at the time of the event?
00:55:49At his house.
00:55:51And what were you doing there?
00:55:55Trying to decide if I was going to divorce him or not.
00:55:58So your relationship was acrimonious?
00:56:01No, our relationship is perfect.
00:56:07George, they said that we could lose him.
00:56:10Oh, dear, I'm so sorry this is happening.
00:56:12I'm sorry.
00:56:14Who are you?
00:56:14Oh, I'm her fiancé.
00:56:17Huh?
00:56:19So he is her husband and you're her fiancé?
00:56:24Mm-hmm, correct.
00:56:24I'm so confused.
00:56:27I'm not.
00:56:28She was married to that guy.
00:56:29She's having an affair with this guy.
00:56:31And had someone off that guy.
00:56:35Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for questions.
00:56:40Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for further questions.
00:56:43No, but, no, no, no.
00:56:44No, but please, not right now.
00:56:45Please, you can't do this.
00:56:46Please don't make this any harder.
00:56:48Stop!
00:56:49Quiet.
00:56:51That wouldn't be necessary.
00:56:53It was my mother.
00:56:54Agnes?
00:56:55No, mother.
00:56:58She wanted the wedding so badly she was willing to kill for it.
00:57:01She really is a horrible woman.
00:57:04Wait, how do you know it was her?
00:57:05Oh, it was easy.
00:57:07I ever heard her berating her goons when she found out Jax was still alive.
00:57:11Here.
00:57:13Here's our address.
00:57:15She'll be there now, working the seating chart.
00:57:17I can't believe you're turning into your mother.
00:57:21Mommy was right.
00:57:23It is time I manned up.
00:57:26Because I want to get married.
00:57:28Oh, George, I'm sorry, I can't...
00:57:30Not to you.
00:57:32What?
00:57:40Betsy?
00:57:41Hello, ma'am.
00:57:43But...
00:57:43How long?
00:57:46A while?
00:57:48I...
00:57:48I know.
00:57:49Not only am I a coward, I'm also a cat.
00:57:53But I love him.
00:57:55Just the way he is.
00:57:59I...
00:57:59Don't even know what to say right now.
00:58:02Say you'll forgive me?
00:58:04Okay.
00:58:05Uh, if you say so.
00:58:08I am so confused.
00:58:11I'm not.
00:58:11They were together, now she's with him.
00:58:14His mom's crazy.
00:58:15Forget it, forget it.
00:58:16All right.
00:58:17Let's just go to his house and arrest his mom.
00:58:19Well, good luck.
00:58:21You're gonna need it.
00:58:30Wait, what is that?
00:58:31What's happening?
00:58:32Can you get the doctor, please?
00:58:34Doctor!
00:58:34Nurse!
00:58:35Tanks!
00:58:36Jax?
00:58:41That was a close call.
00:58:44I don't know how much longer he'll last.
00:58:48You should probably say your goodbyes now.
00:58:51Tanks.
00:59:01It's me.
00:59:04Your wife.
00:59:08You should wake up now.
00:59:10So we can be married again.
00:59:11You wouldn't go to Azurica Island and run around in our bathing suits, drinking pina coladas.
00:59:20Eating coconut out of the shell.
00:59:29You need a miracle.
00:59:30Here you go.
00:59:52Jax, I have your miracle necklace.
00:59:57You're milagro.
00:59:59You can wake up now.
01:00:03Jax, you can wake up now.
01:00:10Please.
01:00:12Please wake up.
01:00:13I love you so much.
01:00:25I love you so much.
01:00:26Please.
01:00:27Oh, my God.
01:00:57Max?
01:01:11Hi, Mrs. Steele.
01:01:13Hi.
01:01:15You came back to me.
01:01:20I'd never leave you.
01:01:22Not now.
01:01:24Not ever.
01:01:27I mean, seriously.
01:01:36Have you ever seen a more romantic ending?
01:01:39Agnes finally got to host her big wedding.
01:01:41Ladies, please, let's put some backbone into this.
01:01:44This room will not decorate itself.
01:01:45And if this wedding is going to mean anything at all, this room has to be beautiful.
01:01:49Now, Julia, if you call that a floral arrangement, I must be the fool.
01:01:53Please, a little volume also that face.
01:01:55It was between two inmates at Strathmore Penitentiary, but it was a success.
01:02:00George and Betsy got married.
01:02:04It was a small wedding with just the two of them, a minister and his dog.
01:02:08Betsy basically stole my wedding, but whatever.
01:02:11It was better for her anyway.
01:02:12And me, I got my cottage in the country, and I got Jack's.
01:02:20To Azarica Island.
01:02:21To Azarica Island.
01:02:22And we both got a very happily ever after.
01:02:26Let me just see one of those.
01:02:41Let me see this.
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