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00:00:00Yo, let's fucking go!
00:00:02I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
00:00:05To any other girl, being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream.
00:00:10But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
00:00:13Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!
00:00:15No! No, no, no, no, no! This was out on the yearbook!
00:00:18That's it! Puckhead!
00:00:20Shut!
00:00:21Up!
00:00:22Brady Wilder? What is my nemesis doing here?
00:00:25Sorry to barge in, but I gotta dare to win.
00:00:28Damn, Brady. You already got her pants off? Man, you were fast.
00:00:33What are you talking about? What are you doing, Puckhead?
00:00:36Do you just trust me for a second, Harper Honey?
00:00:38It's Harper Honey.
00:00:39Hey, Brady, where are you going? The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
00:00:47This'll be better.
00:00:48You better start explaining.
00:00:49Oh, I thought you knew everything.
00:00:51What about science? What about you and your degenerate friends? Now talk.
00:00:55Didn't you just yell at me to shut up? I think the whole dorm heard that.
00:00:58If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help in three, two...
00:01:02Okay, fine. I need a favor. I need your underwear.
00:01:05Did you just bite me?
00:01:06Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
00:01:08Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
00:01:11Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted, they dared me to make out with you in front of everybody.
00:01:18But we don't actually have to do that if you just give me your underwear.
00:01:22People will think we did. So, you're welcome.
00:01:26In your dreams, Puckhead.
00:01:28I mean, I'm looking at them now and there's nothing special. Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
00:01:35I mean, they're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone.
00:01:38Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night. It's your choice. I'll have my fun either way.
00:01:45Oh, my fun either way.
00:01:46In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd hub her honey, keeps her most secret possessions in her drawer.
00:01:53Don't go through my stuff!
00:01:54What will we f-
00:01:55Fine, Puckhead. Just stop. I'll do it. But you owe me.
00:02:02You wish!
00:02:03Yeah, let's do. What do I owe you? A kiss?
00:02:06Would it be your first?
00:02:07Hilarious. But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs. And just leave me alone.
00:02:13Deal. Oh, one last thing.
00:02:14God, why are you staring at your nemesis Harper?
00:02:17Oh, you like the view? I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you? So long, honey.
00:02:22It's honey.
00:02:23Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
00:02:28It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything. And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
00:02:37That is, except for the one student that got an A.
00:02:40In a minute.
00:02:44By the way?
00:02:45Can you get a star?
00:02:46Oh, my god.
00:02:47I've got a few won!
00:02:48I've got no shower time!
00:02:50lobby!
00:02:51We need to talk.
00:02:52You're in big trouble.
00:02:53You're in big trouble. You may be the best damn hockey player this sporting school has ever seen, but you would not be the laziest.
00:02:58Lazy? Coach, are you serious? I've been busting my ass out on the ice.
00:03:03I'm talking about your study, son. If you don't get at least a B on your chemistry final, you're gonna lose your spot on the team.
00:03:10Now, trust me, it'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you.
00:03:13That is except for the one student that got an A, Hakuha.
00:03:17Don't worry. I've got a plan. This team counsel you, son.
00:03:22Hakuha, what are you tuning?
00:03:24I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me. This is my hostage until you hear me out.
00:03:31I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
00:03:35Brady, I need my camera back. These pictures are for the yearbook.
00:03:38Look, don't worry. I got good photos of you and your game-winning smile.
00:03:42You like my smile?
00:03:44As much as I like you talking to me.
00:03:46I know, I know. We've never really gotten along.
00:03:48But I was thinking, let's call it a truce, you know? Let's end the year as friends.
00:03:52Absolutely not.
00:03:55Honey, please.
00:03:56It's Connie.
00:03:59Honey suits you, sweetie.
00:04:01I mean, I also, if I fail my final, I get kicked off the team.
00:04:05So, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:04:08As much as I like watching you beg, still, no.
00:04:13Harper?
00:04:14Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
00:04:16Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady, and I'm the only senior on scholarship.
00:04:21If my grades slip, so does my financial aid.
00:04:24Um, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
00:04:27But you're my only hope.
00:04:30Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
00:04:33Puck bunnies?
00:04:34Fright.
00:04:35Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
00:04:37You're the only one who got an A.
00:04:39Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
00:04:41What is the periodic symbol for Bismuth?
00:04:45It's bi.
00:04:46As in, bye-bye.
00:04:48Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything, doesn't he?
00:04:51Well, good thing he's not my crush.
00:04:53Good thing I like.
00:04:54Jack Cladson.
00:04:55Sorry.
00:04:56Do I know you?
00:04:58Oh, I, uh, no.
00:05:01I mean, I'm Harper.
00:05:03I, uh, I work yearbook.
00:05:05I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
00:05:08At the charity gala.
00:05:10Cool.
00:05:11Yeah, galas are important.
00:05:13Definitely.
00:05:15I was saying definitely, and I just tried to sing totally, which, I mean...
00:05:19God, she's giving me second-hand embarrassment.
00:05:22Yeah, yeah, hey.
00:05:24See you around, Anna.
00:05:26It's hard.
00:05:27You might be good at school, but you get a big fat F at being cool because that...
00:05:32is truly pathetic.
00:05:34Leave me alone, Brittany.
00:05:35Leave me alone, Brittany.
00:05:36Oh, what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do?
00:05:38Cry?
00:05:39How's it feel?
00:05:40Being the poorest kid at Lockwood Prep.
00:05:43I mean, you're lucky that we wear uniforms, and the only thing to show how truly poor you are
00:05:47is that fugly backpack.
00:05:49Stop!
00:05:50What are you doing?
00:05:51I'm doing my own studies, hand-me-down.
00:05:53I have always wondered what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
00:05:58What do we have here?
00:06:00Oh.
00:06:01No.
00:06:02That's my chemistry homework.
00:06:03I was working out all night.
00:06:04It's due tomorrow.
00:06:05It's not like you had anything better to do.
00:06:07Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building so I can get into school here.
00:06:11Sorry that I don't party all night because I want to get into a good college and I don't
00:06:14hook up with jocks.
00:06:15Oh, yeah.
00:06:16Well, you couldn't hook up with a jock even if you wanted to.
00:06:17No one will touch you, hand-me-down.
00:06:21Well, seeing as you've been with the whole school, I wouldn't want to anyways.
00:06:24And oh, just a thought.
00:06:25Steady if you don't want to fail.
00:06:27Oh, and here's another.
00:06:28Balance and you won't get wet.
00:06:30Oh, did you want your sock back?
00:06:33Okay, swim for it, bitch.
00:06:35Oh, did you want this too?
00:06:37No.
00:06:38Did you want it?
00:06:39Okay.
00:06:40Go grab it.
00:06:41Leave her alone.
00:06:42Take it on.
00:06:43You good?
00:06:44You guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
00:06:47Oh, come on, Brady.
00:06:48We were just having some fun with our girl.
00:06:50You're so cute when you're mad.
00:06:52Us jocks have to stick together.
00:06:54Delete those pictures, Brittany.
00:06:55Or what?
00:06:56What is she gonna do to us?
00:06:58She won't do anything.
00:07:00I, on the other hand...
00:07:01My phone!
00:07:02Oh my god!
00:07:03My makeup!
00:07:04Help me!
00:07:05Girl, I gotcha!
00:07:06Oh my god!
00:07:08Here!
00:07:09You are so dead.
00:07:11It's better than being still so sunk in the fountain.
00:07:15You don't have to do this.
00:07:17These guys are looking at you like a piece of me.
00:07:19Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one.
00:07:23Alright, let's go.
00:07:24I mean, you owe me that at least now.
00:07:25God, you are so bad at this.
00:07:27Sup, Hudson?
00:07:28Oh.
00:07:29Hey, Walder.
00:07:30Hi, Hannah?
00:07:32Harper.
00:07:33Right.
00:07:34Harper.
00:07:35Oh my god!
00:07:36He's never said my name before.
00:07:38It's like he really sees me.
00:07:40What are you doing?
00:07:42You're ruining my chances with him!
00:07:44I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
00:07:48Hear me out.
00:07:49Look.
00:07:50I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
00:07:54Whoa.
00:07:55Honey, listen.
00:07:56I'm not saying we should be friends.
00:07:57I'm simply proposing it.
00:07:59I already told you.
00:08:00I'm not gonna tutor you.
00:08:01For someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
00:08:05Do you know what quid pro quo means?
00:08:07Or do you need a Latin lesson, science girl?
00:08:09I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
00:08:12Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
00:08:14I think there's something you want.
00:08:16How about...
00:08:17Jack Hudson.
00:08:19What about Jack Hudson?
00:08:20I mean, you like him, don't you?
00:08:22Don't try to deny it.
00:08:23I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
00:08:25And that little wave.
00:08:26You're such a jerk!
00:08:27A popular jerk.
00:08:29One who can boost your social status,
00:08:32so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge you.
00:08:36I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak,
00:08:40but, I mean, I'll help you land him.
00:08:42But if I did, I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
00:08:46Okay, how about this?
00:08:48You tutor me in chemistry, so I get at least to be past the final and stay on the team.
00:08:54And in return, I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
00:08:59Let's just say your plan works.
00:09:01Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
00:09:03What?
00:09:05You know, like kiss and other stuff.
00:09:09You're crazy. This is crazy. Oh my God. I can't even believe I even considered this. I'm going.
00:09:15I can see you need more convincing.
00:09:17So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
00:09:20Yo, let's fucking go!
00:09:22I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
00:09:25To any other girl, being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream.
00:09:30But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
00:09:33Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!
00:09:35No!
00:09:36No, no, no, no, no! This was out on the yearbook!
00:09:38That's it!
00:09:39Puckhead!
00:09:40Shut!
00:09:41Up!
00:09:42Brady Wilder?
00:09:43What is my nemesis doing here?
00:09:45Sorry to barge in, but I gotta dare to win.
00:09:48Damn, Brady!
00:09:50You already got her pants off? Man, you were fast.
00:09:53What are you talking about? What are you doing, Puckhead?
00:09:56Can you just trust me for a second, Harper Honey?
00:09:59It's Harper Honey.
00:10:00Hey Brady, where are you going? The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
00:10:08This'll be better.
00:10:09You better start explaining.
00:10:10Oh, I thought you knew everything.
00:10:12What about science? What about you and your degenerate friends? Now talk.
00:10:15Didn't you just yell me to shut up? I think the whole dorm heard that.
00:10:19If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help in three, two...
00:10:23Okay, fine. I need a favor. I need your underwear.
00:10:26Did you just bite me?
00:10:27Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
00:10:29Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
00:10:32Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted, they dared me to make out with you in front of everybody.
00:10:39But we don't actually have to do that if you just give me your underwear.
00:10:43People will think we did, so you're welcome.
00:10:47In your dreams, puck head.
00:10:50I mean, I'm looking at them now and there's nothing special.
00:10:53Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
00:10:56I mean, they're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone.
00:10:59Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
00:11:03It's your choice.
00:11:05All my fun either way.
00:11:06All my fun either way.
00:11:07In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd hub her honey keeps her most secret possessions in her drawer.
00:11:14Don't go through my stuff!
00:11:15What will we f-
00:11:16Fine, puck head. Just stop. I'll do it.
00:11:19But you owe me.
00:11:21You wish!
00:11:23Yeah, let's do. What do I owe you?
00:11:26A kiss.
00:11:27Would it be you first?
00:11:28Hilarious.
00:11:29But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs.
00:11:32And just leave me alone.
00:11:33Deal.
00:11:34Oh, one last thing.
00:11:35God, why are you staring at your nemesis Harper?
00:11:38Oh, you like the view?
00:11:40I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
00:11:42So long, honey.
00:11:43It's honey.
00:11:44Ugh.
00:11:45Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
00:11:49It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
00:11:53And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
00:11:58That is, except for the one student that got an A.
00:12:01Hey!
00:12:02Hey!
00:12:03Hey!
00:12:04Hey!
00:12:05Hey!
00:12:07Hey!
00:12:08Hey!
00:12:09Hey!
00:12:10Hey!
00:12:11Hey!
00:12:12Hey!
00:12:13Hey!
00:12:14Hey!
00:12:15Hey!
00:12:16Hey, you're in big trouble.
00:12:17You may be the best damn hockey player the sporting school has ever seen, but you will
00:12:19not be the laziest.
00:12:20Lazy?
00:12:21Coach, are you serious?
00:12:22I've been busting my ass on the ice.
00:12:24I'm talking about your studies, son.
00:12:25If you don't get at least a B on your chemistry final, you're gonna lose your spot on the team.
00:12:31Now trust me, it'll hurt me more than it hurts you.
00:12:34That is, except for the one student that got an A.
00:12:37Parker Hunt.
00:12:38Don't worry.
00:12:39I've got a plan, this team council you, son.
00:12:43Huckhead, what are you doing?
00:12:44I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me.
00:12:47This is my hostage until you hear me out.
00:12:52I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
00:12:55Brady, I need my camera back. These pictures are for the yearbook.
00:12:59Look, don't worry, I got good photos of you and your game-winning smile.
00:13:03You like my smile?
00:13:04As much as I like you talking to me.
00:13:06I know, I know, we've never really gotten along.
00:13:08But I was thinking, let's call it a truce, you know?
00:13:11Let's end the year as friends.
00:13:13Absolutely not.
00:13:16Honey, please.
00:13:17It's Connie.
00:13:20Honey suits you, sweetie.
00:13:21I mean, I also, if I fail my final, I get kicked off the team.
00:13:26So, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:13:29As much as I like watching you beg, still, no.
00:13:34Harper?
00:13:34Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
00:13:36Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady.
00:13:39And I'm the only senior on scholarship.
00:13:41If my grades slip, so does find me my financial aid.
00:13:44Um, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
00:13:48But you're my only hope.
00:13:51Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
00:13:54Puck bunnies?
00:13:55Freight.
00:13:55Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
00:13:58You're the only one who got an A.
00:13:59Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
00:14:03What is the periodic symbol for bismet?
00:14:05It's bi.
00:14:07As in, bye-bye.
00:14:09Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything, doesn't he?
00:14:12Well, good thing he's not my crush.
00:14:14Good thing I like.
00:14:15Jack Cladson.
00:14:17Sorry.
00:14:18Do I know you?
00:14:19Oh, I, uh, no.
00:14:22I mean, I'm Harper.
00:14:24I, uh, I work yearbook.
00:14:26I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
00:14:29At the charity gala.
00:14:31Cool.
00:14:32Yeah, galas are important.
00:14:34Definitely.
00:14:36I was saying definitely, and I just tried to sing totally, which, I mean...
00:14:40God, she's giving me second-hand embarrassment.
00:14:42Yeah, yeah, hey.
00:14:45See you, Ron, Anna.
00:14:47It's hard.
00:14:48You might be good at school, but you get a big fat F at being cool, because that...
00:14:52is truly pathetic.
00:14:55Leave me alone, Brittany.
00:14:56Leave me alone, Brittany.
00:14:57Oh, what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do?
00:14:59Cry?
00:15:00How's it feel?
00:15:01Being the poorest kid at Lockwood Prep.
00:15:04I mean, you're lucky that we wear uniforms, and the only thing to show how truly poor you
00:15:07are is that fugly backpack.
00:15:10Stop!
00:15:11What are you doing?
00:15:11My own studies, hand-me-down.
00:15:13I have always wondered what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
00:15:19What do we have here?
00:15:20Oh, no, that's my chemistry homework.
00:15:23I was working out all night.
00:15:24It's due tomorrow.
00:15:25It's not like you had anything better to do.
00:15:28Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building so I can get into school here.
00:15:31Sorry that I don't party all night because I want to get into a good college, and I don't
00:15:34hook up with jocks.
00:15:35Oh, yeah.
00:15:36Well, you couldn't hook up with a jock even if you wanted to.
00:15:38No one will touch you, hand-me-down.
00:15:40Oh.
00:15:41Well, seeing as you've been with the whole school, I wouldn't want to anyways, and oh,
00:15:45just a thought, study if you don't want to fail.
00:15:47Oh, and here's another.
00:15:49Balance and you won't get wet.
00:15:51Oh, did you want your sock back?
00:15:53Okay, swim for it, bitch.
00:15:55Oh, did you want this too?
00:15:57No.
00:15:58Did you?
00:15:58Did you want it?
00:15:59No.
00:15:59Okay.
00:15:59Go grab it.
00:16:00No, please.
00:16:01Leave her alone.
00:16:02Take it on.
00:16:03You good?
00:16:04You guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
00:16:07Oh, come on, Brady.
00:16:08We were just having some fun with our girl.
00:16:10You're so cute when you're mad.
00:16:12Us jocks have to stick together.
00:16:14Delete those pictures, Brittany.
00:16:15Or what?
00:16:16What is she going to do to us?
00:16:18She won't do anything.
00:16:20I, on the other hand?
00:16:21My phone!
00:16:22Oh, my God!
00:16:24My makeup!
00:16:25Help me!
00:16:25Girl, I gotcha!
00:16:27Oh, my God!
00:16:28Here!
00:16:29You are so dead.
00:16:32It's better than being still so sunk in the fountain.
00:16:37You don't have to do this.
00:16:38These guys are looking at you like a piece of me.
00:16:40Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one.
00:16:44All right, let's go.
00:16:44I mean, you helped me with that at least now.
00:16:46God, you are so bad at this.
00:16:48Sup, Hudson?
00:16:49Oh, hey, Walder.
00:16:51Hi, Hannah?
00:16:53Harper.
00:16:54Ray.
00:16:54Harper.
00:16:55Oh, my God!
00:16:56He's never said my name before.
00:16:58It's like he really sees me.
00:17:01What are you doing?
00:17:03You're ruining my chances with him.
00:17:05I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
00:17:08Just hear me up.
00:17:10Look, I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
00:17:14Whoa.
00:17:15Honey, listen, I'm not saying we should be friends.
00:17:17I'm simply proposing a deal.
00:17:19I already told you I'm not going to tutor you.
00:17:22For someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
00:17:26Do you know what quid pro quo means?
00:17:27Or do you need a Latin lesson, science girl?
00:17:30I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
00:17:32Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
00:17:34I think there's something you want.
00:17:36How about Jack Hudson?
00:17:39What about Jack Hudson?
00:17:40I mean, you like him, don't you?
00:17:42Don't try to deny it.
00:17:43I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
00:17:46And that little wave.
00:17:47You're such a jerk!
00:17:48A popular jerk.
00:17:50One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge
00:17:56you, I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak, but, I mean, I'll help
00:18:02you land him.
00:18:03But if I did, I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
00:18:07Okay, how about this?
00:18:09You tutor me in chemistry so I get at least to be past the final and stay on the team.
00:18:14And in return, I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
00:18:17Let's just say your plan works.
00:18:21Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
00:18:24What?
00:18:25You know, like, kiss and other stuff.
00:18:31You're crazy.
00:18:32This is crazy.
00:18:33Oh my god, I can't even believe I even considered this.
00:18:35I'm going.
00:18:36I can see you need more convincing.
00:18:38So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
00:18:41Yo, let's fucking go!
00:18:43I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
00:18:46To any other girl, being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would
00:18:50be a dream.
00:18:51But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
00:18:54Hot.
00:18:55Hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:18:55No.
00:18:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:58This was out on the yearbook.
00:18:59That's it.
00:19:00Puckhead!
00:19:01Shut up!
00:19:02Brady Wilder?
00:19:04What is my nemesis doing here?
00:19:06Sorry to barge in, but I got to dare to win.
00:19:09Damn, Brady.
00:19:11You already got her pants off?
00:19:12Man, you were fast.
00:19:14What are you talking about?
00:19:15What are you doing, Puckhead?
00:19:17Can you just trust me for a second, Harper Honey?
00:19:19It's Harper Honey.
00:19:20Hey, Brady, where are you going?
00:19:22The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
00:19:28This will be better.
00:19:29You better start explaining.
00:19:31Oh, I thought you knew everything.
00:19:32About science.
00:19:33What about you and your degenerate friends?
00:19:35Now talk.
00:19:36Didn't you just yell at me to shut up?
00:19:38I think the whole dorm heard that.
00:19:39If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help in three, two...
00:19:44Okay, fine.
00:19:45I need a favor.
00:19:45I need your underwear.
00:19:46Did you just bite me?
00:19:47Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
00:19:50Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
00:19:52Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted, they dared me to make out
00:19:57with you in front of everybody, but we don't actually have to do that if you just give
00:20:03me your underwear.
00:20:04People will think we did, so you're welcome.
00:20:07Ha, in your dreams, Puckhead.
00:20:10I mean, I'm looking at them now, and there's nothing special.
00:20:13Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
00:20:17I mean, they're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone, or, you know,
00:20:21we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
00:20:24It's your choice.
00:20:26I'll have my fun either way.
00:20:27In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd hub her honey keeps her most secret
00:20:33possessions in her drawer, and...
00:20:35Don't go through my stuff!
00:20:36What will we...
00:20:36Fine, Puckhead, just stop.
00:20:39I'll do it.
00:20:40But you owe me.
00:20:43You wish!
00:20:44Yeah, let's do.
00:20:45What do I owe you?
00:20:46A kiss?
00:20:47Would it be your first?
00:20:48Hilarious.
00:20:49But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs, and just leave me alone.
00:20:54Deal.
00:20:54Oh, one last thing.
00:20:56God, why are you staring at your nemesis, Harper?
00:20:59Oh, you like the view?
00:21:00I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
00:21:02So long, honey.
00:21:03It's honey.
00:21:04Ugh.
00:21:06Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
00:21:09It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
00:21:13And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
00:21:17That is, except for the one student that got an A.
00:21:21Hey!
00:21:22Hey!
00:21:22Hey!
00:21:23Hey!
00:21:23Hey!
00:21:24Hey!
00:21:24Hey!
00:21:25Hey!
00:21:25Hey!
00:21:26Hey!
00:21:27Hey!
00:21:28Hey!
00:21:29Hey!
00:21:30Hey!
00:21:31Hey!
00:21:32Hey!
00:21:33Hey!
00:21:34Hey!
00:21:35Hey!
00:21:36Hey!
00:21:37Hey!
00:21:38Hey!
00:21:39Lazy? Coach, are you serious? I've been busting my ass out on the ice.
00:21:44I'm talking about your study, son. If you don't get at least a B on your chemistry final, you're going to lose your spot on the team.
00:21:52Now trust me, it'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you.
00:21:55That is except for the one student that got an A.
00:21:58Hakun Han.
00:21:59Don't worry. I've got a plan.
00:22:02This team counsel you, sir.
00:22:04Hakun, what are you doing?
00:22:05I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me.
00:22:07This is my hostage until you hear me out.
00:22:12I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
00:22:16Brady, I need my camera back. These pictures are for the yearbook.
00:22:19Look, don't worry. I got good photos of you and your game-winning smile.
00:22:23You like my smile?
00:22:24As much as I like you talking to me.
00:22:26I know, I know. We've never really gotten along.
00:22:29But I was thinking, let's call it a truce, you know? Let's end the year as friends.
00:22:35Absolutely not.
00:22:36Honey, please.
00:22:38It's Connie.
00:22:40Honey suits you, sweetie.
00:22:42I mean, I also, if I fail my final, I get kicked off the team.
00:22:46So, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:22:49As much as I like watching you beg, still, no.
00:22:54Harper?
00:22:55Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
00:22:57Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady, and I'm the only senior on scholarship.
00:23:02If my grades slip, so does my financial aid.
00:23:05Um, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
00:23:07But you're my only hope.
00:23:11Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
00:23:14Puck bunnies?
00:23:15Freight.
00:23:16Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
00:23:18You're the only one who got an A.
00:23:19Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
00:23:24What is the periodic symbol for bismuth?
00:23:26It's bi.
00:23:27As in, bye-bye.
00:23:29Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything, doesn't he?
00:23:32Well, good thing he's not my crush.
00:23:35Good thing I like.
00:23:36Jack Hudson.
00:23:37Sorry.
00:23:38Do I know you?
00:23:40Oh, I, uh, no.
00:23:42I mean, I'm Harper.
00:23:45I, uh, I work yearbook.
00:23:47I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
00:23:50At the charity gala.
00:23:51Cool.
00:23:52Yeah, galas are important.
00:23:55Definitely.
00:23:56I was saying definitely, and I just tried to sing totally, which, I mean...
00:24:01God, she's giving me second-hand embarrassment.
00:24:04Yeah, yeah.
00:24:05Hey, see you around, Anna.
00:24:07It's hard.
00:24:09You might be good at school, but you get a big fat F at being cool, because that is truly pathetic.
00:24:15Leave me alone, Brittany.
00:24:17Leave me alone, Brittany.
00:24:18Oh, what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do?
00:24:19Cry?
00:24:20How's it feel?
00:24:22Being the poorest kid at Lockwood Prep.
00:24:25I mean, you're lucky that we wear uniforms, and the only thing to show how truly poor you are is that fugly backpack.
00:24:31Stop, what are you doing?
00:24:32My own studies, hand me down.
00:24:33I have always wondered what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
00:24:39What do we have here?
00:24:41Oh, no.
00:24:42That's my chemistry homework.
00:24:44I was working out all night.
00:24:45It's due tomorrow.
00:24:46It's not like you had anything better to do.
00:24:48Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building so I can get into school here.
00:24:52Sorry that I don't party all night because I want to get into a good college, and I don't hook up with jocks.
00:24:55Oh, yeah.
00:24:56Well, you couldn't hook up with a jock even if you wanted to.
00:24:58No one will touch you, hand me down.
00:25:02Well, seeing as you've been with the whole school, I wouldn't want to anyways, and oh, just a thought.
00:25:06Steady if you don't want to fail.
00:25:08Oh, and here's another balance, and you won't get wet.
00:25:11Oh, did you want your sock back?
00:25:13Okay, swim for it, bitch.
00:25:15Oh, did you want this too?
00:25:17No.
00:25:18Did you want it?
00:25:19Okay, go grab it.
00:25:21Leave her alone.
00:25:23Take it on.
00:25:24You good?
00:25:25You guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
00:25:28Oh, come on, Brady.
00:25:28We were just having some fun with our girl.
00:25:31You're so cute when you're mad.
00:25:33Us jocks have to stick together.
00:25:34Delete those pictures, Brittany.
00:25:36Or what?
00:25:36What is she going to do to us?
00:25:38She won't do anything.
00:25:41I, on the other hand?
00:25:42My phone!
00:25:43Oh my god!
00:25:44My makeup!
00:25:45Help me!
00:25:46Girl, I gotcha.
00:25:47Oh my god!
00:25:49You are so dead.
00:25:52It's better than being still so sunk in the fountain.
00:25:57You don't have to do this.
00:25:58These guys are looking at you like a piece of me.
00:26:00Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one.
00:26:04Alright, let's go.
00:26:05I mean, you owe me that at least now.
00:26:06God, you are so bad at this.
00:26:08Sup, Hudson?
00:26:09Oh, hey, Walder.
00:26:12Hi, Hannah.
00:26:13Harper.
00:26:14Right.
00:26:15Harper.
00:26:15Oh my god.
00:26:17He's never said my name before.
00:26:19It's like he really sees me.
00:26:22What are you doing?
00:26:23You're ruining my chances with him.
00:26:26I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
00:26:28Just hear me out.
00:26:30Look, I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
00:26:35Whoa.
00:26:36Honey, listen.
00:26:36I'm not saying we should be friends.
00:26:38I'm simply proposing it to you.
00:26:40I already told you.
00:26:41I'm not going to tutor you.
00:26:42For someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
00:26:46Do you know what quid pro quo means?
00:26:48Or do you need a Latin lesson, science girl?
00:26:50I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
00:26:52Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
00:26:54I think there's something you want.
00:26:57How about Jack Hudson?
00:27:00What about Jack Hudson?
00:27:01I mean, you like him, don't you?
00:27:03Don't try to deny it.
00:27:04I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
00:27:06And that little wave.
00:27:07You're such a jerk.
00:27:08A popular jerk.
00:27:10One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge you.
00:27:17I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak, but I mean, I'll help you land him.
00:27:23But if I did, I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
00:27:28Okay, how about this?
00:27:29You tutor me in chemistry so I get at least to be past the final and stay on the team.
00:27:34And in return, I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
00:27:40Let's just say your plan works.
00:27:42Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
00:27:45What?
00:27:46You know, like kiss and other stuff.
00:27:52You're crazy.
00:27:52This is crazy.
00:27:53Oh my god, I can't even believe I even considered this.
00:27:55I'm going.
00:27:56I can see you need more convincing.
00:27:59So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
00:28:01Yo, let's fucking go.
00:28:04I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
00:28:07To any other girl, being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream.
00:28:11But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
00:28:14Hot.
00:28:15Hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:28:16No.
00:28:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:18This was out on a yearbook.
00:28:20That's it.
00:28:20Puckhead.
00:28:21Shut up.
00:28:23Brady Wilder.
00:28:24What is my nemesis doing here?
00:28:26Sorry to barge in, but I got a dare to win.
00:28:29Damn, Brady.
00:28:31You already got her pants off?
00:28:33Man, you were fast.
00:28:35What are you talking about?
00:28:36What are you doing, Puckhead?
00:28:38Do you just trust me for a second?
00:28:39Harper, honey.
00:28:40It's Harper, honey.
00:28:41Hey, Brady, where are you going?
00:28:42The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
00:28:48This will be better.
00:28:50You better start explaining.
00:28:51Oh, I thought you knew everything.
00:28:53About science.
00:28:54What about you and your degenerate friends?
00:28:56Now talk.
00:28:57Didn't you just yell at me to shut up?
00:28:58I think the whole dorm heard that.
00:29:00If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help in three, two...
00:29:04Okay, fine.
00:29:05I need a favor.
00:29:06I need your underwear.
00:29:07Did you just bite me?
00:29:08Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
00:29:10Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
00:29:13Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted,
00:29:17they dared me to make out with you in front of everybody.
00:29:20But we don't actually have to do that if you just give me your underwear.
00:29:24People will think we did, so you're welcome.
00:29:28In your dreams, puckhead.
00:29:30I mean, I'm looking at them now, and there's nothing special.
00:29:34Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
00:29:37I mean, they're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone.
00:29:40Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
00:29:45It's your choice.
00:29:46All of my fun either way.
00:29:47In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd hub her honey keeps her most secret possessions in her drawer.
00:29:55Don't go through my stuff!
00:29:56What will we f-
00:29:57Fine, puckhead.
00:29:58Just stop.
00:29:59I'll do it.
00:30:00But you owe me.
00:30:03You wish!
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:05Let's do it.
00:30:06What do I owe you?
00:30:07A kiss?
00:30:07Would it be your first?
00:30:09Hilarious.
00:30:09But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs.
00:30:13And just leave me alone.
00:30:14Deal.
00:30:15Oh, one last thing.
00:30:16God, why are you staring at your nemesis Harper?
00:30:19Oh, you like the view?
00:30:21I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
00:30:23So long, honey.
00:30:24It's honey.
00:30:25Ugh.
00:30:26Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
00:30:30It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
00:30:34And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
00:30:39That is, except for the one student that got an A.
00:30:42Hey!
00:30:43Hey!
00:30:45Let's go!
00:30:48I've got no shower time!
00:30:53Water!
00:30:54We need to talk.
00:30:55You're in big trouble.
00:30:56You may be the best damn hockey player this sporting school has ever seen,
00:30:59but you would not be the laziest.
00:31:00Lazy?
00:31:01Coach, are you serious?
00:31:02I've been busting my ass out on the ice.
00:31:04I'm talking about your studies, son.
00:31:06If you don't get at least a B on your chemistry final,
00:31:10you're going to lose your spot on the team.
00:31:12Now trust me, it'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you.
00:31:15That is, except for the one student that got an A.
00:31:18Huckman, hi.
00:31:19Don't worry.
00:31:21I've got a plan.
00:31:22This team counsel you, sir.
00:31:24Huckman, what are you doing?
00:31:25I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me.
00:31:28This is my hostage until you hear me out.
00:31:30I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
00:31:36Brady, I need my camera back.
00:31:37These pictures are for the yearbook.
00:31:40Look, don't worry.
00:31:40I got good photos of you and your game-winning smile.
00:31:43You like my smile?
00:31:45As much as I like you talking to me.
00:31:47I know, I know.
00:31:48We've never really gotten along.
00:31:49But I was thinking, let's call it a truce.
00:31:51You know, let's end the year as friends.
00:31:53Absolutely not.
00:31:57Honey, please.
00:31:58It's Connie.
00:31:59Honey suits you, sweetie.
00:32:02I mean, I also, if I fail my final, I get kicked off the team.
00:32:06So, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:32:10As much as I like watching you beg, still, no.
00:32:15Harper?
00:32:15Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
00:32:17Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady.
00:32:20And I'm the only senior on scholarship.
00:32:22If my grades slip, so does my financial aid.
00:32:25Um, I'm sorry.
00:32:27I didn't know.
00:32:29But you're my only hope.
00:32:32Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
00:32:34Pock bunnies?
00:32:36Fright.
00:32:37Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
00:32:39You're the only one who got an A.
00:32:40Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
00:32:44What is the periodic symbol for bismuth?
00:32:46It's bi.
00:32:47As in, bye-bye.
00:32:49Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything, doesn't he?
00:32:53Well, good thing he's not my crush.
00:32:55Good thing I like.
00:32:56Jack Codson.
00:32:58Sorry.
00:32:59Do I know you?
00:33:00Oh, I, uh, no.
00:33:03I mean, I'm Harper.
00:33:05I, uh, I work yearbook.
00:33:07I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
00:33:10At the charity gala.
00:33:12Cool.
00:33:13Yeah, galas are important.
00:33:15Definitely.
00:33:16I was saying definitely, and I just tried to sing totally, which, I mean.
00:33:21God, she's giving me secondhand embarrassment.
00:33:24Yeah, yeah.
00:33:25Hey.
00:33:26See you around, Anna.
00:33:28It's hard.
00:33:29You might be good at school, but you get a big fat F at being cool, because that is truly pathetic.
00:33:36Leave me alone, Brittany.
00:33:37Leave me alone, Brittany.
00:33:38Oh, what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do, cry?
00:33:41How's it feel, being the poorest kid at Lockwood Prep?
00:33:45I mean, you're lucky that we wear uniforms, and the only thing to show how truly poor you are is that fugly backpack.
00:33:51Stop, what are you doing?
00:33:52My own studies.
00:33:53Hand me down.
00:33:54I have always wondered what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
00:33:59What do we have here?
00:34:02No, that's my chemistry homework.
00:34:04I was working out all night.
00:34:05It's due tomorrow.
00:34:06It's not like you had anything better to do.
00:34:09Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building so I can get into school here.
00:34:12Sorry that I don't party all night because I want to get into a good college, and I don't hook up with jocks.
00:34:16Oh, yeah.
00:34:17Well, you couldn't hook up with a jock even if you wanted to.
00:34:19No one will touch you, hand me down.
00:34:22Well, seeing as you've been with the whole school, I wouldn't want to anyways, and oh, just a thought, study if you don't want to fail.
00:34:29Oh, and here's another.
00:34:30Balance and you won't get wet.
00:34:32Oh, did you want your sock back?
00:34:34Okay, swim for it, bitch.
00:34:36Oh, did you want this too?
00:34:38No.
00:34:38Did you want it?
00:34:40Okay, go grab it.
00:34:42Leave her alone.
00:34:43Take it on.
00:34:44You good?
00:34:45You guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
00:34:48Oh, come on, Brady.
00:34:49We were just having some fun with our girl.
00:34:51You're so cute when you're mad.
00:34:53Us jocks have to stick together.
00:34:55Delete those pictures, Brittany.
00:34:56Or what?
00:34:57What is she going to do to us?
00:34:59She won't do anything.
00:35:01I, on the other hand...
00:35:02My phone!
00:35:03Oh my god!
00:35:04My makeup!
00:35:06Help me!
00:35:06Girl, I gotcha!
00:35:08Oh my god!
00:35:10You are so dead.
00:35:13It's better than being still so sunk in the fountain.
00:35:17You don't have to do this.
00:35:19These guys are looking at you like a piece of me.
00:35:21Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one.
00:35:25All right, let's go.
00:35:25I mean, you help me with that at least now.
00:35:27God, you are so bad at this.
00:35:28What's up, Hudson?
00:35:30Oh.
00:35:30Hey, Walder.
00:35:32Hi, Hannah.
00:35:34Harper.
00:35:34Right.
00:35:35Harper.
00:35:36Oh my god, he's never said my name before.
00:35:39It's like he really sees me.
00:35:42What are you doing?
00:35:44You're ruining my chances with him.
00:35:45I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
00:35:49Just hear me out.
00:35:51Look, I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
00:35:55Whoa.
00:35:56Honey, listen, I'm not saying we should be friends.
00:35:58I'm simply proposing a deal.
00:36:00I already told you, I'm not going to tutor you.
00:36:03For someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
00:36:07Do you know what quid pro quo means?
00:36:08Or do you need a Latin lesson, science girl?
00:36:11I scratched your back, you scratched mine.
00:36:13Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
00:36:15I think there's something you want.
00:36:17How about...
00:36:19Jack Hudson.
00:36:20What about Jack Hudson?
00:36:21I mean, you like him, don't you?
00:36:23Don't try to deny it.
00:36:24I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
00:36:27And that little wave.
00:36:28You're such a jerk!
00:36:29A popular jerk.
00:36:30One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge you.
00:36:38I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak, but...
00:36:41I mean, I'll help you land him.
00:36:43But if I did, I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
00:36:48Okay, how about this?
00:36:50You tutor me in chemistry so I get at least to be past the final and stay on the team.
00:36:55And in return, I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
00:37:00Let's just say your plan works.
00:37:02Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
00:37:05What?
00:37:06You know, like kiss and...
00:37:09other stuff.
00:37:12You're crazy.
00:37:13This is crazy.
00:37:14Oh my god, I can't even believe I even considered this.
00:37:16I'm going.
00:37:17I can see you need more convincing.
00:37:19So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
00:37:22Yo, let's fucking go.
00:37:24I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
00:37:27To any other girl, being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream.
00:37:32But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
00:37:35Hot.
00:37:36Hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:37:36No.
00:37:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:38This was out on the yearbook.
00:37:40That's it.
00:37:40Puckhead, shut up.
00:37:43Brady Wilder, what is my nemesis doing here?
00:37:47Sorry to barge in, but I got a dare to win.
00:37:50Damn, Brady.
00:37:52You already got her pants off?
00:37:53Man, you were fast.
00:37:55What are you talking about?
00:37:57What are you doing, Puckhead?
00:37:58Do you just trust me for a second?
00:37:59Harper Honey.
00:38:00It's Harper Honey.
00:38:01Hey, Brady, where are you going?
00:38:03The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
00:38:09This'll be better.
00:38:10You better start explaining.
00:38:12Oh, I thought you knew everything.
00:38:13About science.
00:38:14What about you and your degenerate friends?
00:38:16Now talk.
00:38:17Didn't you just yell at me to shut up?
00:38:19I think the whole dorm heard that.
00:38:21If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help in three, two...
00:38:25Okay, fine.
00:38:26I need a favor.
00:38:26I need your underwear.
00:38:27Did you just bite me?
00:38:28Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
00:38:30Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
00:38:33Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted,
00:38:37they dared me to make out with you in front of everybody.
00:38:41But we don't actually have to do that if you just give me your underwear.
00:38:45People will think we did, so you're welcome.
00:38:48Ha, in your dreams, Puckhead.
00:38:51I mean, I'm looking at them now, and there's nothing special.
00:38:54Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
00:38:57I mean, they're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone.
00:39:01Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
00:39:05It's your choice.
00:39:07I'll have my fun either way.
00:39:08In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd, Habba Honey,
00:39:13keeps her most secret possessions in her drawer.
00:39:15Don't go through my stuff!
00:39:16What will we...
00:39:17Fine, Puckhead.
00:39:19Just stop.
00:39:20I'll do it.
00:39:21But you owe me.
00:39:24You wish!
00:39:25Yeah, let's do.
00:39:26What do I owe you?
00:39:27A kiss.
00:39:28Want to be your first?
00:39:29Hilarious.
00:39:30But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs.
00:39:34And just leave me alone.
00:39:35Deal.
00:39:35Oh, one last thing.
00:39:37God, why are you staring at your nemesis Harper?
00:39:40Oh, you like the view?
00:39:41I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
00:39:43So long, honey.
00:39:44It's honey.
00:39:45Ugh, thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
00:39:50It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
00:39:54And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
00:39:59That is, except for the one student that got an A.
00:40:03Hey!
00:40:04Hey!
00:40:05Let's go!
00:40:09I've got no shower time!
00:40:13Water!
00:40:14We need to talk.
00:40:15You're in big trouble.
00:40:16You may be the best damn hockey player this boarding school has ever seen, but you would
00:40:19not be the laziest.
00:40:21Lazy?
00:40:22Coach, are you serious?
00:40:23I've been busting my ass out on the ice.
00:40:25I'm talking about your studies, son.
00:40:27If you don't get at least a B on your chemistry final, you're going to lose your spot on the
00:40:31team.
00:40:33Now trust me, it'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you.
00:40:36That is, except for the one student that got an A.
00:40:39Hockey Hunt.
00:40:40Don't worry.
00:40:41I've got a plan.
00:40:43This team counsel you, sir.
00:40:44Hockey, what are you doing?
00:40:46I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me.
00:40:49This is my hostage until you hear me out.
00:40:53I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
00:40:57Brady, I need my camera back.
00:40:58These pictures are for the yearbook.
00:41:00Look, don't worry.
00:41:01I got good photos of you and your game-winning smile.
00:41:04You like my smile?
00:41:05As much as I like you talking to me.
00:41:07I know, I know.
00:41:08We've never really gotten along.
00:41:10But I was thinking, let's call it a truce.
00:41:12You know, let's end the year as friends.
00:41:16Absolutely not.
00:41:18Honey, please.
00:41:18It's Connie.
00:41:21Honey suits you, sweetie.
00:41:23I mean, I also, if I fail my final, I get kicked off the team.
00:41:27So please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:41:30As much as I like watching you beg, still, no.
00:41:35Harper?
00:41:36Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
00:41:38Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady.
00:41:40And I'm the only senior on scholarship.
00:41:43If my grades slip, so does my financial aid.
00:41:46Um, I'm sorry.
00:41:47I didn't know.
00:41:49But you're my only hope.
00:41:52Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
00:41:55Puck bunnies?
00:41:56Fright.
00:41:57Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
00:41:59You're the only one who got an A.
00:42:01Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
00:42:04What is the periodic symbol for bismuth?
00:42:07It's bi.
00:42:08As in, bye-bye.
00:42:10Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything, doesn't he?
00:42:13Well, good thing he's not my crush.
00:42:16Good thing I like.
00:42:17Jack Codson.
00:42:18Sorry.
00:42:19Do I know you?
00:42:20Oh, I, uh, no.
00:42:23I mean, I'm Harper.
00:42:25I, uh, I work yearbook.
00:42:27I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
00:42:30At the charity gala?
00:42:32Cool.
00:42:33Yeah, galas are important.
00:42:36Definitely.
00:42:37I was saying definitely, and I just tried to sing totally, which, I mean...
00:42:42God, she's giving me second-hand embarrassment.
00:42:45Yeah, yeah.
00:42:46Hey.
00:42:47See you around, Anna.
00:42:49It's hard.
00:42:50You might be good at school, but you get a big fat F at being cool, because that is truly pathetic.
00:42:56Leave me alone, Brittany.
00:42:58Leave me alone, Brittany.
00:42:59Oh, what's the pathetic loser virgin going to do?
00:43:00Cry?
00:43:01How's it feel?
00:43:03Being the poorest kid at Lockwood Prep.
00:43:06I mean, you're lucky that we wear uniforms, and the only thing to show how truly poor you are is that fugly backpack.
00:43:12Stop.
00:43:12What are you doing?
00:43:13My own studies.
00:43:14Hand me down.
00:43:14I have always wondered what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
00:43:20What do we have here?
00:43:23No, that's my chemistry homework.
00:43:24I was working out all night.
00:43:26It's due tomorrow.
00:43:27It's not like you had anything better to do.
00:43:29Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building so I can get into school here.
00:43:33Sorry that I don't party all night because I want to get into a good college, and I don't hook up with jocks.
00:43:36Oh, yeah.
00:43:37Well, you couldn't hook up with a jock even if you wanted to.
00:43:39No one will touch you.
00:43:41Hand me down.
00:43:43Well, seeing as you've been with the whole school, I wouldn't want to anyways, and oh, just a thought.
00:43:47Steady if you don't want to fail.
00:43:49Oh, and here's another.
00:43:50Balance and you won't get wet.
00:43:52Oh, did you want your stuff back?
00:43:54Okay, swim for it, bitch.
00:43:56Oh, did you want this too?
00:43:58No.
00:43:59Did you?
00:43:59Did you want it?
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:01Go grab it.
00:44:02Leave her alone.
00:44:03Take it on.
00:44:04You good?
00:44:06You guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
00:44:09Oh, come on, Brady.
00:44:09We were just having some fun with our girl.
00:44:12You're so cute when you're mad.
00:44:14Us jocks have to stick together.
00:44:15Delete those pictures, Brittany.
00:44:16Or what?
00:44:17What is she going to do to us?
00:44:19She won't do anything.
00:44:22I, on the other hand?
00:44:23My phone!
00:44:24Oh, my God!
00:44:25My makeup!
00:44:26Help me!
00:44:27Girl, I got you.
00:44:28Oh, my God!
00:44:30You are so dead.
00:44:33It's better than being still so sunk in the fountain.
00:44:38You don't have to do this.
00:44:39These guys are looking at you like a piece of meat.
00:44:41Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one.
00:44:45All right, let's go.
00:44:46I mean, you helped me that at least now.
00:44:47God, you are so bad at this.
00:44:49What's up, Hudson?
00:44:50Oh, hey, Walder.
00:44:53Hi, Hannah.
00:44:54Harper.
00:44:55Right.
00:44:56Harper.
00:44:56Oh, my God.
00:44:58He's never said my name before.
00:44:59It's like he really sees me.
00:45:03What are you doing?
00:45:04You're ruining my chances with him.
00:45:07I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
00:45:09Just hear me out.
00:45:11Look, I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
00:45:16Whoa.
00:45:17Honey, listen.
00:45:17I'm not saying we should be friends.
00:45:19I'm simply proposing it.
00:45:21I already told you.
00:45:22I'm not going to tutor you.
00:45:23For someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
00:45:27Do you know what quid pro quo means?
00:45:29Or do you need a Latin lesson, science girl?
00:45:31I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
00:45:33Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
00:45:35I think there's something you want.
00:45:37How about...
00:45:38Jack Hudson?
00:45:41What about Jack Hudson?
00:45:42I mean, you like him, don't you?
00:45:44Don't try to deny it.
00:45:45I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
00:45:47And that little wave.
00:45:48You're such a jerk!
00:45:49A popular jerk.
00:45:51One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge you.
00:45:57I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak, but, I mean, I'll help you land him.
00:46:04But if I did, I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
00:46:09Okay, how about this?
00:46:10You tutor me in chemistry, so I get at least to be past the final and stay on the team.
00:46:15And in return, I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
00:46:21Let's just say your plan works.
00:46:22Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
00:46:26What?
00:46:26You know, like, kiss and other stuff.
00:46:32You're crazy.
00:46:33This is crazy.
00:46:34Oh my god, I can't even believe I even considered this.
00:46:36I'm going.
00:46:37I can see you need more convincing.
00:46:40So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
00:46:42Yo, let's fucking go.
00:46:45I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
00:46:48To any other girl, being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream.
00:46:52But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
00:46:55Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:46:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:59This was out on the yearbook.
00:47:00That's it.
00:47:01Puckhead, shut up.
00:47:04Brady Wilder, what is my nemesis doing here?
00:47:07Sorry to barge in, but I got a dare to win.
00:47:10Damn, Brady.
00:47:12You already got her pants off?
00:47:14Man, you were fast.
00:47:16What are you talking about?
00:47:17What are you doing, Puckhead?
00:47:19Can you just trust me for a second, Harper Honey?
00:47:20It's Harper Honey.
00:47:22Hey, Brady, where are you going?
00:47:23The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
00:47:29This'll be better.
00:47:30You better start explaining.
00:47:32Oh, I thought you knew everything.
00:47:34What about science?
00:47:35What about you and your degenerate friends?
00:47:37Now talk.
00:47:37Didn't you just yell at me to shut up?
00:47:39I think the whole dorm heard that.
00:47:41If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help in three, two...
00:47:45Okay, fine.
00:47:46I need a favor.
00:47:47I need your underwear.
00:47:48Did you just bite me?
00:47:48Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
00:47:51Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
00:47:54Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted,
00:47:57they dared me to make out with you in front of everybody.
00:48:01But we don't actually have to do that if you just give me your underwear.
00:48:05People will think we did.
00:48:07So, you're welcome.
00:48:09Ha!
00:48:09In your dreams, puck head.
00:48:11I mean, I'm looking at them now, and there's nothing special.
00:48:15Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
00:48:18I mean, they're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone.
00:48:21Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
00:48:26It's your choice.
00:48:27All of my fun either way.
00:48:28In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd hub her honey keeps her most secret possessions in her drawer.
00:48:36Don't go through my stuff!
00:48:37What will we f-
00:48:38Fine, puck head.
00:48:39Just stop.
00:48:40I'll do it.
00:48:41But you owe me.
00:48:44You wish!
00:48:45Yeah.
00:48:46Let's do it.
00:48:47What do I owe you?
00:48:48A kiss?
00:48:48Would it be your first?
00:48:50Hilarious.
00:48:51But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs.
00:48:54And just leave me alone.
00:48:55Deal.
00:48:56Oh, oh, one last thing.
00:48:57God, why are you staring at your nemesis Harper?
00:49:00Oh, you like the view?
00:49:02I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
00:49:04So long, honey.
00:49:05It's honey.
00:49:06Ugh, thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
00:49:11It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
00:49:15And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
00:49:18That is, except for the one student that got an A.
00:49:23Hey!
00:49:24Hey!
00:49:26Let's go!
00:49:29Have a no shower time!
00:49:34Wilder, we need to talk.
00:49:36You're in big trouble.
00:49:36You may be the best damn hockey player this sporting school has ever seen, but you would
00:49:40not be the laziest.
00:49:41Lazy?
00:49:42Coach, are you serious?
00:49:43I've been busting my ass out on the ice.
00:49:45I'm talking about your study, son.
00:49:47If you don't get at least a B on your chemistry final, you're going to lose your spot on
00:49:52the team.
00:49:53Now trust me, it'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you.
00:49:56That is, except for the one student that got an A.
00:49:59Harkin, hi.
00:50:00Don't worry.
00:50:02I've got a plan.
00:50:03This team counsel you, sir.
00:50:05Harkin, what are you tuning?
00:50:06I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me.
00:50:09This is my hostage until you hear me out.
00:50:11I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
00:50:17Brady, I need my camera back.
00:50:18These pictures are for the yearbook.
00:50:20Look, don't worry.
00:50:21I got good photos of you and your game-winning smile.
00:50:24You like my smile?
00:50:26As much as I like you talking to me.
00:50:28I know, I know.
00:50:29We've never really gotten along.
00:50:30But I was thinking, let's call it a truce.
00:50:32You know, let's end the year as friends.
00:50:37Absolutely not.
00:50:38Honey, please.
00:50:39It's Connie.
00:50:41Honey suits you, sweetie.
00:50:43I mean, I also, if I fail my final, I get kicked off the team.
00:50:47So, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:50:51As much as I like watching you beg, still, no.
00:50:56Harper?
00:50:56Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
00:50:58Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady.
00:51:01And I'm the only senior on scholarship.
00:51:03If my grades slip, so does my new life financially.
00:51:06I'm sorry, I didn't know.
00:51:10But you're my only hope.
00:51:13Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
00:51:15Puck bunnies?
00:51:16Right.
00:51:17Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
00:51:20You're the only one who got an A.
00:51:21Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
00:51:23What is the periodic symbol for bismuth?
00:51:27It's bye.
00:51:28As in, bye-bye.
00:51:31Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything, doesn't he?
00:51:34Well, good thing he's not my crush.
00:51:36Good thing I like.
00:51:37Jack Codson.
00:51:38Sorry.
00:51:40Do I know you?
00:51:40Oh, I, uh, no.
00:51:43I mean, I'm Harper.
00:51:46I, uh, I work yearbook.
00:51:48I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
00:51:51At the charity gala.
00:51:53Cool.
00:51:54Yeah, galas are important.
00:51:55Oh, definitely.
00:51:57I was saying definitely, and I just tried to sing totally, which, I mean...
00:52:02God, she's giving me secondhand embarrassment.
00:52:05Yeah, yeah, hey.
00:52:07See you around, Anna.
00:52:09It's hard.
00:52:10You might be good at school, but you get a big fat F at being cool, because that is truly pathetic.
00:52:17Leave me alone, Brittany.
00:52:18Leave me alone, Brittany.
00:52:19Oh, what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do? Cry?
00:52:22How's it feel, being the poorest kid at Lockwood Prep?
00:52:26I mean, you're lucky that we wear uniforms, and the only thing to show how truly poor you are is that fugly backpack.
00:52:32Stop, what are you doing?
00:52:33My own studies.
00:52:34Hand me down.
00:52:35I have always wondered what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
00:52:41What do we have here?
00:52:42Oh, no, that's my chemistry homework.
00:52:45I was working out all night.
00:52:46It's due tomorrow.
00:52:47It's not like you had anything better to do.
00:52:50Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building so I can get into school here.
00:52:53Sorry that I don't party all night because I want to get into a good college, and I don't hook up with jocks.
00:52:57Oh, yeah, well, you couldn't hook up with a jock even if you wanted to.
00:53:00No one will touch you.
00:53:01Hand me down.
00:53:03Well, seeing as you've been with the whole school, I wouldn't want to anyways, and oh, just a thought.
00:53:08Steady if you don't want to fail.
00:53:09Oh, and here's another.
00:53:11Balance and you won't get wet.
00:53:12Oh, did you want your sock back?
00:53:15Okay, swim for it, bitch.
00:53:17Oh, did you want this too?
00:53:19No.
00:53:19Did you want it?
00:53:21Okay, go grab it.
00:53:22Leave her alone.
00:53:23Take it on.
00:53:25You good?
00:53:26You guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
00:53:29Oh, come on, Brady.
00:53:30We were just having some fun with our girl.
00:53:32You're so cute when you're mad.
00:53:34Us jocks have to stick together.
00:53:36Delete those pictures, Brittany.
00:53:37Or what?
00:53:38What is she going to do to us?
00:53:40She won't do anything.
00:53:42I, on the other hand?
00:53:43My phone!
00:53:44Oh my god!
00:53:45My makeup!
00:53:46Help me!
00:53:47Girl, I gotcha!
00:53:49Oh my god!
00:53:50You are so dead!
00:53:53It's better than being still so sunk in the fountain!
00:53:58You don't have to do this.
00:54:00These guys are looking at you like a piece of meat.
00:54:01Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one.
00:54:05Alright, let's go.
00:54:06I mean, you helped me with that at least now.
00:54:08God, you are so bad at this.
00:54:09Sup, Hudson?
00:54:11Oh, hey, Walter.
00:54:13Hi, Hannah.
00:54:15Harper.
00:54:15Right.
00:54:16Harper.
00:54:17Oh my god!
00:54:18He's never said my name before.
00:54:20It's like he really sees me.
00:54:23What are you doing?
00:54:24You're ruining my chances with him.
00:54:27I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
00:54:30Just hear me out.
00:54:32Look, I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
00:54:36Whoa.
00:54:37Honey, listen, I'm not saying we should be friends.
00:54:39I'm simply proposing it to you.
00:54:41I already told you, I'm not going to tutor you.
00:54:43For someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
00:54:48Do you know what quid pro quo means?
00:54:49Or do you need a Latin lesson, science girl?
00:54:52I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
00:54:54Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
00:54:56I think there's something you want.
00:54:58How about...
00:55:00Jack Hudson.
00:55:01What about Jack Hudson?
00:55:02I mean, you like him, don't you?
00:55:04Don't try to deny it.
00:55:05I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
00:55:08And that little wave.
00:55:09You're such a jerk!
00:55:10A popular jerk.
00:55:11One who can boost your social status
00:55:14so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge you.
00:55:19I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak,
00:55:22but, I mean, I'll help you land him.
00:55:25But if I did,
00:55:26I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
00:55:29Okay, how about this?
00:55:31You tutor me in chemistry,
00:55:32so I get at least to be past the final and stay on the team.
00:55:35And in return,
00:55:37I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
00:55:41Let's just say your plan works.
00:55:43Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
00:55:46What?
00:55:47You know, like, kiss and...
00:55:50other stuff.
00:55:53You're crazy.
00:55:54This is crazy.
00:55:54Oh my god, I can't even believe I even considered this.
00:55:57I'm going.
00:55:57I can see you need more convincing.
00:56:00So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
00:56:03Yo!
00:56:03Let's fucking go!
00:56:05I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
00:56:08To any other girl,
00:56:09being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream.
00:56:13But for me,
00:56:14it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
00:56:16Hot!
00:56:16Hot, hot, hot, hot!
00:56:17No!
00:56:18No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:56:19This was out on the yearbook!
00:56:21That's it!
00:56:21Puckhead!
00:56:23Shut!
00:56:24Up!
00:56:24Brady Wilder?
00:56:26What is my nemesis doing here?
00:56:28Sorry to barge in, but...
00:56:29I gotta dare to win.
00:56:31Damn, Brady!
00:56:33You already got her pants off?
00:56:34Man, you were fast!
00:56:36What are you talking about?
00:56:37What are you doing, Puckhead?
00:56:39Can you just trust me for a second, Harper Honey?
00:56:41It's Harper Honey.
00:56:42Hey, Brady, where are you going?
00:56:44The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
00:56:47This will be better.
00:56:51You better start explaining.
00:56:52Oh, I thought you knew everything.
00:56:54About science.
00:56:55What about you and your degenerate friends?
00:56:57Now talk.
00:56:58Didn't you just yell at me to shut up?
00:57:00I think the whole dorm heard that.
00:57:02If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help.
00:57:04In three, two...
00:57:06Okay, fine.
00:57:07I need a favor.
00:57:07I need your underwear.
00:57:08Did you just bite me?
00:57:09Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
00:57:12Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
00:57:14Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted, they dared me to make
00:57:19out with you in front of everybody.
00:57:22But we don't actually have to do that if you just give me your underwear.
00:57:26People will think we did.
00:57:27So, you're welcome.
00:57:29Ha!
00:57:30In your dreams, Puckhead.
00:57:32I mean, I'm looking at them now and there's nothing special.
00:57:35Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me
00:57:38either.
00:57:39I mean, they're expecting something out there if you want to be left alone.
00:57:41Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
00:57:46It's your choice.
00:57:48All of my fun either way.
00:57:49In the dormitory bathroom, out back, a wild nerd, Harper Honey, keeps her most secret
00:57:55possessions in her drawer.
00:57:56Don't go through my stuff!
00:57:57What will we...
00:57:58Fine, Puckhead.
00:57:59Just stop.
00:58:00I'll do it.
00:58:01But you owe me.
00:58:05You wish!
00:58:06Yeah, let's do it.
00:58:07What do I owe you?
00:58:08A kiss.
00:58:09Would it be your first?
00:58:10Hilarious.
00:58:11But all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs.
00:58:15And just leave me alone.
00:58:16Deal.
00:58:16Oh, one last thing.
00:58:18God, why are you staring at your nemesis, Harper?
00:58:21Oh, you like the view?
00:58:22I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
00:58:24So long, honey.
00:58:25It's honey.
00:58:27Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder.
00:58:31It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything.
00:58:34And frankly, all of you should be very concerned.
00:58:39That is, except for the one student that got an A.
00:58:44Hey!
00:58:46I've got no shower time!
00:58:54Water.
00:58:55We need to talk.
00:58:56You're in big trouble.
00:58:57You may be the best damn hockey player this sporting school has ever seen, but you would
00:59:00not be the laziest.
00:59:02Lazy?
00:59:03Coach, are you serious?
00:59:04I've been busting my ass out on the ice.
00:59:06I'm talking about your study, son.
00:59:08If you don't get at least a B on your chemistry final, you're going to lose your spot on the
00:59:12team.
00:59:12Now trust me, they don't hurt me more than they hurt you.
00:59:16That is, except for the one student that got an A.
00:59:20Talk to me, huh?
00:59:21Don't worry.
00:59:22I've got a plan.
00:59:24This team counsel you, sir.
00:59:25Huckhead, what are you doing?
00:59:27I'm sorry, but this is the only way I know how to get you to talk to me.
00:59:30This is my hostage until you hear me out.
00:59:34I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
00:59:37Brady, I need my camera back.
00:59:39These pictures are for the yearbook.
00:59:40Look, don't worry, I've got good photos of you and your game-winning smile.
00:59:45You like my smile?
00:59:46As much as I like you talking to me.
00:59:48I know, I know, we've never really gotten along, but I was thinking, let's call it a
00:59:52truce, you know?
00:59:53Let's end the year as friends.
00:59:57Absolutely not.
00:59:58Honey, please.
00:59:59It's honey.
01:00:02Honey suits you, sweetie.
01:00:04I mean, I also, if I fail my final, I get kicked off the team, so please, please, please,
01:00:09please, please, please, please.
01:00:10As much as I like watching you beg, still, no.
01:00:16Harper?
01:00:17Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
01:00:19Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady, and I'm the only senior on scholarship.
01:00:24If my grades slip, so does my financial aid.
01:00:27Um, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
01:00:30But you're my only hope.
01:00:33Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
01:00:36Puck bunnies?
01:00:36Freight.
01:00:38Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
01:00:40You're the only one who got an A.
01:00:42Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
01:00:45What is the periodic symbol for bismuth?
01:00:48It's bi.
01:00:49As in, bye-bye.
01:00:51Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything, doesn't he?
01:00:54Well, good thing he's not my crush.
01:00:56Good thing I like.
01:00:58Jack Hudson.
01:00:59Sorry.
01:01:00Do I know you?
01:01:02Oh, I, uh, no.
01:01:04I mean, I'm Harper.
01:01:06I, uh, I work yearbook.
01:01:08I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
01:01:11At the charity gala.
01:01:13Cool.
01:01:14Yeah, galas are important.
01:01:16Oh, definitely.
01:01:18I was saying definitely, and I just tried to sing totally, which, I mean...
01:01:22God, she's giving me second-hand embarrassment.
01:01:26Yeah, yeah, hey.
01:01:28See you around, Anna.
01:01:30It's hard.
01:01:31You might be good at school, but you get a big fat F at being cool, because that is truly pathetic.
01:01:37Leave me alone, Brittany.
01:01:39Leave me alone, Brittany.
01:01:40Oh, what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do?
01:01:41Cry?
01:01:42How's it feel?
01:01:43Being the poorest kid at Lockwood Prep.
01:01:46I mean, you're lucky that we wear uniforms, and the only thing to show how truly poor you are is that fugly backpack.
01:01:53Stop.
01:01:53What are you doing?
01:01:54My own studies.
01:01:55Hand me down.
01:01:56I have always wondered what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
01:02:01What do we have here?
01:02:03Oh, no.
01:02:04That's my chemistry homework.
01:02:05I was working out all night.
01:02:07It's due tomorrow.
01:02:08It's not like you had anything better to do.
01:02:10Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building so I can get into school here.
01:02:13Sorry that I don't party all night because I want to get into a good college, and I don't hook up with jocks.
01:02:17Oh, yeah.
01:02:18Well, you couldn't hook up with a jock even if you wanted to.
01:02:20No one will touch you.
01:02:21Hand me down.
01:02:24Well, seeing as you've been with the whole school, I wouldn't want to anyways, and oh, just a thought.
01:02:28Steady if you don't want to fail.
01:02:30Oh, and here's another.
01:02:31Balance and you won't get wet.
01:02:33Oh, did you want your sock back?
01:02:35Okay, swim for it, bitch.
01:02:37Oh, did you want this, too?
01:02:39No.
01:02:40Did you?
01:02:40Did you want it?
01:02:41No.
01:02:41Okay.
01:02:42Go grab it.
01:02:43Leave her alone.
01:02:44Take it on.
01:02:46You good?
01:02:47You guys think it's funny to gang up on someone so defenseless?
01:02:49Oh, come on, Brady.
01:02:50Baby, we're just having some fun with our girl.
01:02:52You're so cute when you're mad.
01:02:55Us jocks have to stick together.
01:02:56Delete those pictures, Brittany.
01:02:57Or what?
01:02:58What is she going to do to us?
01:03:00She won't do anything.
01:03:02I, on the other hand?
01:03:04My phone!
01:03:04Oh, my God!
01:03:06My makeup!
01:03:07Help me!
01:03:08Girl, I gotcha!
01:03:10Oh, my God!
01:03:11You are so dead!
01:03:14It's better than being still so sunk in the fountain.
01:03:19You don't have to do this.
01:03:20These guys are looking at you like a piece of me.
01:03:22Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one.
01:03:26All right, let's go.
01:03:27I mean, you help me at that at least now.
01:03:28God, you are so bad at this.
01:03:30What's up, Hudson?
01:03:31Oh, hey, Walder.
01:03:32Hi, Hannah?
01:03:35Harper.
01:03:36Right.
01:03:37Harper.
01:03:38Oh, my God.
01:03:38He's never said my name before.
01:03:40It's like he really sees me.
01:03:43What are you doing?
01:03:45You're ruining my chances with him.
01:03:48I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
01:03:50Just hear me out.
01:03:52Look, I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
01:03:57Whoa.
01:03:57Honey, listen, I'm not saying we should be friends.
01:04:00I'm simply proposing it to you.
01:04:02I already told you I'm not going to tutor you.
01:04:04For someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
01:04:08Do you know what quid pro quo means?
01:04:10Or do you need a Latin lesson, science girl?
01:04:12I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
01:04:14Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
01:04:16I think there's something you want.
01:04:18How about...
01:04:20Jack Hudson?
01:04:22What about Jack Hudson?
01:04:22I mean, you like him, don't you?
01:04:25Don't try to deny it.
01:04:26I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
01:04:28And that little wave.
01:04:29You're such a jerk!
01:04:30A popular jerk.
01:04:32One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge you.
01:04:38I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak, but, I mean, I'll help you land him.
01:04:45But if I did, I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
01:04:49Okay, how about this?
01:04:51You tutor me in chemistry so I get at least to be past the final and stay on the team.
01:04:57And in return, I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
01:05:00Let's just say your plan works.
01:05:03Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
01:05:07What?
01:05:08You know, like, kiss and other stuff.
01:05:13You're crazy.
01:05:14This is crazy.
01:05:15Oh my god, I can't even believe I even considered this.
01:05:17I'm going.
01:05:18I can see you need more convincing.
01:05:21So, how about a preview of our first lesson?
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