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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:03Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:06Please kick a hop.
00:00:09Hi, Dad. I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:00:15Sure thing, hon.
00:00:16Mr. Reed.
00:00:17Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:19He'll be there soon.
00:00:22What?
00:00:23Who?
00:00:26Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:28You must have a death wish.
00:00:31Shut up.
00:00:32You have the worst timing.
00:00:34Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:00:37I'm cashing it in.
00:00:39Now.
00:00:41What are you doing?
00:00:42What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:00:46It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:00:50You'll get away from me, creep.
00:00:51Ah, you got a mouth on there, don't you?
00:00:54What the hell?
00:00:56Mr. Collins?
00:00:58Dad sent his best friend?
00:01:02You're shivering.
00:01:04Come on, kiddo.
00:01:05Kiddo?
00:01:06Why is he still calling me that?
00:01:08I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:01:09Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:01:11Let's go.
00:01:12I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:01:15Five Christmases?
00:01:19Something wrong?
00:01:22Um...
00:01:23Your arm is wet from the rain.
00:01:28Wipe it down.
00:01:28There's no rain up there.
00:01:31Right.
00:01:31Sorry.
00:01:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:01:34I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not waking up some
00:01:43guy's daughter.
00:01:44Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:01:48I don't do small talk.
00:01:50Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:01:52I need to pick something.
00:01:54No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:01:56I am 22 years old.
00:01:57Exactly.
00:01:58Kiddo.
00:01:59Shut up.
00:02:00You're not that much older than me.
00:02:02Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:02:06nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest
00:02:09of the year.
00:02:10And nobody...
00:02:10If I take you, will you shut up?
00:02:16Yeah.
00:02:16You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:02:18Has it been like this the whole time?
00:02:20Yeah.
00:02:20Why didn't you say something?
00:02:21I just did.
00:02:22Frickin' creep!
00:02:24Give me a jacket or something.
00:02:26When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:02:29I was not checking you out.
00:02:30That was a yawn.
00:02:31Sure it was, kiddo.
00:02:33It's past your bedtime.
00:02:34Stop calling me kiddo.
00:02:35You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:02:37This is a small kickback.
00:02:39Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:02:42Does your dad know about that?
00:02:42Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he
00:02:47doesn't live here.
00:02:48And neither do you.
00:02:49Yeah, pal.
00:02:50I live here now.
00:02:51He put me in charge.
00:02:52And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:02:54Wait, Chris, no.
00:02:55This might be my only chance to meet you.
00:02:57You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:02:58I don't have another choice.
00:03:01I've barely met anyone since I transferred here and this is my last year of college and
00:03:05I don't want to graduate alone.
00:03:08Fine.
00:03:09Have your kickback.
00:03:11Or not.
00:03:12Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:03:15I don't need you to look after me!
00:03:17Who is that?
00:03:17I'm going to kill you?
00:03:19Count your days?
00:03:20Slut?
00:03:20It's not a big deal.
00:03:22I can explain.
00:03:23This is your ex, Brian.
00:03:25Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:03:27You guys were spying on me?
00:03:28Mark cares about your safety.
00:03:31That's the only reason I'm here.
00:03:32It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:03:36Your choice.
00:03:36You are not living here.
00:03:39I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:03:41I don't need a babysitter.
00:03:42Then stop acting like a baby.
00:03:43You better not show your face in there.
00:03:45I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:03:48God damn it.
00:03:49Promise to mark.
00:03:50Who's this?
00:03:51Bob Grandpa?
00:03:52Grandpa?
00:03:53He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:03:55Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:03:59I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:04:02Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:04:05And rich dad means...
00:04:07Fancy alcohol!
00:04:09Hi, hi.
00:04:10Christina Fox and Becca too.
00:04:13I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:04:16Duh.
00:04:18I didn't miss it.
00:04:19It's really nice to meet you.
00:04:21Well, please feel free to help yourself.
00:04:25Thanks, Heather.
00:04:26Oh, it's Harper.
00:04:27Enjoy the party.
00:04:28I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:04:35Where's Harper?
00:04:36Harper?
00:04:37Forget Harper.
00:04:39Hang out with me.
00:04:41I know somewhere we can talk.
00:04:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:04:44I don't like talking.
00:04:45Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:04:48Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:04:51Talk or no talk?
00:04:54You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:04:57For that nobody, Harper?
00:04:59Sorry, ladies.
00:05:00I don't like my women.
00:05:02Desperate.
00:05:03Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:05:06Oh, he really picked Harper over us?
00:05:09I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:05:14Oh, Harper, hey.
00:05:17Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:05:20Everyone is using the one downstairs, and ew.
00:05:24Okay, yeah, of course you can't.
00:05:27You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:05:30Thanks.
00:05:31You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:05:36We're, we're friends?
00:05:38Of course, I have to pee.
00:05:41Wait for me?
00:05:43Uh, yeah, of course.
00:05:43I'll just be right outside my own.
00:05:46What dirt can I find?
00:05:48Oh, this is gold.
00:05:51Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:05:56Time to shut your loser party down.
00:05:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:06:01The hell?
00:06:02Attention, everybody.
00:06:04Hello.
00:06:04Hello.
00:06:05You all seem a little bored.
00:06:08So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:06:16Let's see.
00:06:19Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:06:23Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:06:25Aw, Harper.
00:06:26Daddy issues much?
00:06:32No!
00:06:33Please give it back!
00:06:34Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:06:39That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:06:42And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:06:47You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:06:54Harper, that is so nasty!
00:06:56No, Christina, it's not true!
00:06:58Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:07:01Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:07:04Let's cool her down.
00:07:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:07:07Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:07:12Oh, looking good, girl.
00:07:15That's another creep.
00:07:16Just my luck.
00:07:18Please pick a hop.
00:07:21Hi, dad.
00:07:22Um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:07:27Sure thing, hon.
00:07:28Mr. Reed.
00:07:29Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:07:32He'll be there soon.
00:07:33What?
00:07:35Eh?
00:07:36Who?
00:07:38Drugging girls in my club?
00:07:40You must have a death wish.
00:07:42Okay!
00:07:43Shut up!
00:07:44You have the worst timing.
00:07:47Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:07:50I'm cashing it in.
00:07:52Now.
00:07:53What are you doing?
00:07:54What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:07:59It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:08:02You'll get away from me, creep.
00:08:04Ah, you got a mouth on me, don't you?
00:08:07What the hell?
00:08:08Mr. Collins?
00:08:10Dad sent his best friend?
00:08:15You're shivering.
00:08:16Come on, kiddo.
00:08:18Kiddo?
00:08:19Why is he still calling me that?
00:08:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:08:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:08:24Let's go.
00:08:24I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:08:31He's bluffing that I've left.
00:08:33Something wrong?
00:08:35Um.
00:08:37Your arm is wet from the rain.
00:08:40Wipe it there.
00:08:41There's no rain up there.
00:08:43Right.
00:08:44Sorry.
00:08:45So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:08:48Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or eating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:08:55guy's daughter.
00:08:56Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:09:01I don't do small talk.
00:09:03Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:09:04Stop.
00:09:05I need to pick something.
00:09:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:09:08I am 22 years old.
00:09:10Exactly, kiddo.
00:09:11Shut up.
00:09:12You're not that much older than me.
00:09:14Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol
00:09:18because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any
00:09:21friends for the rest of the year.
00:09:22And nobody-
00:09:23If I take you, will you shut up?
00:09:28Yeah.
00:09:28You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:09:30Has it been like this the whole time?
00:09:32Yeah.
00:09:32Why didn't you say something?
00:09:34I just did.
00:09:35Freaking creep!
00:09:37Give me a jacket or something.
00:09:38When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:09:41I was not checking you out.
00:09:43That was a yawn.
00:09:43I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:09:46It's past your bedtime.
00:09:47Stop calling me kiddo.
00:09:48You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:09:50This is a small kickback.
00:09:52Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:09:54Does your dad know about that?
00:09:55Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he
00:10:00doesn't live here.
00:10:01And neither do you.
00:10:02Yeah, pal.
00:10:02I live here now.
00:10:03He put me in charge.
00:10:05And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:10:06Wait, Chris.
00:10:07No, this might be my only chance to meet.
00:10:09You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:10:11I don't have another choice.
00:10:13I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college,
00:10:17and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:10:20Fine.
00:10:22Have your kickback.
00:10:23Or not.
00:10:24Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:10:27I don't need you to look after me!
00:10:29Who is that?
00:10:30I'm going to kill you?
00:10:31Count your days?
00:10:32Slut?
00:10:33It's not a big deal.
00:10:34I can explain.
00:10:35This is your ex, Brian.
00:10:37Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:10:39You guys were spying on me?
00:10:41Mark cares about your safety.
00:10:43That's the only reason I'm here.
00:10:45It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:10:48Your choice.
00:10:49You are not living here.
00:10:51I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:10:53I don't need a babysitter.
00:10:54Then stop acting like a baby.
00:10:55You better not show your face in there.
00:10:57I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:11:00God damn it.
00:11:02Promised Mark.
00:11:03Who's this?
00:11:03Bob Grandpa?
00:11:05Grandpa?
00:11:06He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:11:07Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:11:12Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:11:15Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:11:17And rich dad means...
00:11:19Fancy alcohol!
00:11:21Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:11:26I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:11:28Duh.
00:11:30I didn't miss it.
00:11:31It's really nice to meet you.
00:11:33Well, please feel free to help yourself.
00:11:38Thanks, Heather.
00:11:38Oh, it's Harper.
00:11:39Enjoy the party.
00:11:40I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:11:46Where's Harper?
00:11:49Harper?
00:11:49Forget Harper.
00:11:51Hang out with me.
00:11:53I know somewhere we can talk.
00:11:55I know somewhere we can talk.
00:11:57I don't like talking.
00:11:58Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:12:00Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:12:03Talk or...
00:12:04No talk.
00:12:06You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:12:10For that nobody, Harper?
00:12:11Sorry, ladies.
00:12:13I don't like my women.
00:12:14Desperate.
00:12:15Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:12:18Oh, he really picked Harper over us?
00:12:21I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they
00:12:26can upstage us.
00:12:27Oh, Harper, hey.
00:12:29Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:12:33Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:12:36Ew.
00:12:37Yeah, of course you can.
00:12:39You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:12:42Thanks.
00:12:43You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:12:49We're, we're friends?
00:12:50Of course.
00:12:52I have to pee.
00:12:54Wait for me?
00:12:55Uh, yeah, of course.
00:12:56I was just moving right outside my own...
00:12:58What dirt can I find?
00:13:00Oh, this is gold.
00:13:03Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:13:08Time to shut your loser party down.
00:13:11I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:13:13The hell?
00:13:14Attention, everybody.
00:13:16Hello.
00:13:16Hello.
00:13:18You all seem a little bored.
00:13:20So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:13:28Let's see.
00:13:31Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:13:35Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:13:37Aw, Harper.
00:13:39Daddy issues much?
00:13:44No!
00:13:45Chris didn't give it back!
00:13:46Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:51That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:54And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:14:01You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:06Harper, that is so nasty!
00:14:08No, Christina, it's not true!
00:14:10Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:14:13Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:17Let's cool her down.
00:14:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:14:20Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:24Oh, looking good, girl.
00:14:27That's another creep.
00:14:29Just my luck.
00:14:31Let's kick a hop.
00:14:32Hey, Dad, um, I'm, I'm stuck and I, I need you to, uh, come help me.
00:14:40Sure thing, hon.
00:14:41Mr. Reed.
00:14:42Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:14:44He'll be there soon.
00:14:47What?
00:14:48Who?
00:14:50Drugging girls in my club?
00:14:53You must have a death wish.
00:14:55Okay.
00:14:55Shut up.
00:14:57You have the worst timing.
00:14:59Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:15:02I'm cashing it in.
00:15:04Now.
00:15:05What are you doing?
00:15:06What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:15:11It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:15:14You'll get away from me, creep.
00:15:16Ah, you got a mouth on there, don't you?
00:15:19What the hell?
00:15:21Mr. Collins?
00:15:22Dad sent his best friend?
00:15:27You're shivering.
00:15:29Come on, kiddo.
00:15:30Kiddo?
00:15:31Why is he still calling me that?
00:15:33I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:15:34Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:15:36Let's go.
00:15:37I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:15:44Something wrong?
00:15:47Um, your arm is wet from the rain.
00:15:52Wipe it there.
00:15:53There's no rain up there.
00:15:56Rain, sorry.
00:15:57So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:16:01Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or eating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:16:07guy's daughter.
00:16:08Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:16:13I don't do small talk.
00:16:15Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:16Stop.
00:16:17I need to pick something.
00:16:18No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:16:20I am 22 years old.
00:16:22Exactly.
00:16:23Kiddo.
00:16:24Shut up.
00:16:24You're not that much older than me.
00:16:27Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:16:31nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest
00:16:34of the year.
00:16:34And nobody...
00:16:35If I take you, will you shut up?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:41You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:16:43Has it been like this the whole time?
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:44Why didn't you say something?
00:16:46I just did.
00:16:47Freaking creep.
00:16:49Give me a jacket or something.
00:16:51When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:16:53I was not checking you out.
00:16:55That was a yawn.
00:16:56Sure it was, kiddo.
00:16:58It's past your bedtime.
00:16:59Stop calling me kiddo.
00:17:00You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:17:02This is a small kickback.
00:17:04Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:17:06Does your dad know about that?
00:17:07Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't
00:17:12live here and neither do you.
00:17:14Yeah, pal.
00:17:14I live here now.
00:17:15He put me in charge.
00:17:17And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:17:18Wait, Chris, no.
00:17:19This might be my only chance to make...
00:17:21You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:17:23I don't have another choice.
00:17:26I've barely met anyone since I transferred here and this is my last year of college and
00:17:30I don't want to graduate alone.
00:17:33Fine.
00:17:34Have your kickback.
00:17:35Or not.
00:17:37Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:17:39I don't need you to look after me!
00:17:41Who is that?
00:17:42I'm going to kill you?
00:17:43Count your days, slut.
00:17:45It's not a big deal.
00:17:46I can explain.
00:17:48This is your ex, Brian.
00:17:49Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:17:51You guys were spying on me?
00:17:53Mark cares about your safety.
00:17:55That's the only reason I'm here.
00:17:57It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:18:00Your choice.
00:18:01You are not living here.
00:18:03I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:18:05I don't need a babysitter.
00:18:06Then stop acting like a baby.
00:18:08You better not show your face in there.
00:18:10I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:18:12God damn it.
00:18:14Promised Mark.
00:18:15Who's this?
00:18:16Bob Grandpa?
00:18:17Grandpa?
00:18:18He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:18:20Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:18:25Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:18:27Apparently this chick, Harper Reeves, has a rich dad.
00:18:30And rich dad means...
00:18:32Fancy alcohol!
00:18:34Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:18:38I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:18:41Duh.
00:18:42I didn't miss it.
00:18:43It's really nice to meet you.
00:18:46Well, please feel free to help yourself.
00:18:50Thanks, Heather.
00:18:51Oh, it's Harper.
00:18:52Enjoy the party.
00:18:53I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork, Harper.
00:19:00Where's Harper?
00:19:01Harper?
00:19:02Forget Harper.
00:19:04Hang out with me.
00:19:06I know somewhere we can talk.
00:19:08I know somewhere we can talk.
00:19:09I don't like talking.
00:19:10Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:19:12Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:19:16Talk or no talk?
00:19:18You're telling me you would turn down the both of us for that nobody, Harper?
00:19:24Sorry, ladies.
00:19:25I don't like my women.
00:19:27Desperate.
00:19:27Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:19:31Oh, he really picked Harper over us?
00:19:34I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:19:39Oh, Harper, hey, listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:19:45Everyone is using the one downstairs, and ew.
00:19:49Yeah, of course you can't.
00:19:51You're, you're like, you're school royalty.
00:19:55Thanks.
00:19:56You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:20:01We're, we're friends?
00:20:03Of course.
00:20:04I have to pee.
00:20:06Wait for me?
00:20:07Uh, yeah, of course, I was just moving right outside my own.
00:20:11What dirt can I find?
00:20:13Oh, this is gold.
00:20:16Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:20:20Time to shut your loser party down.
00:20:24I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:20:26The hell?
00:20:26Attention, everybody.
00:20:28Hello.
00:20:30You all seem a little bored.
00:20:32So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:20:41Let's see.
00:20:43Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:20:48Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:20:50Oh, Harper.
00:20:51Daddy issues much?
00:20:52No, Christina, give it back.
00:20:59Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:21:03That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:21:07And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend.
00:21:12You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:21:18Harper, that is so nasty.
00:21:20No, Christina, it's not true.
00:21:22Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:21:25Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:21:29Let's cool her down.
00:21:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:32Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:21:37Oh, looking good, girl.
00:21:40That's another creep.
00:21:41Just my luck.
00:21:43Please kick a hop.
00:21:46Hi, dad.
00:21:47Um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:21:52Sure thing, hon.
00:21:53Mr. Reed.
00:21:54Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:21:57He'll be there soon.
00:21:59What?
00:22:00Who?
00:22:01Drugging girls in my club?
00:22:05You must have a death wish.
00:22:07Okay.
00:22:08Shut up.
00:22:09You have the worst timing.
00:22:11Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:22:14I'm cashing it in.
00:22:16Now.
00:22:18What are you doing?
00:22:19What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:22:23It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:22:27You'll get away from me, creep.
00:22:28Ah, you got a mouth on you.
00:22:31Don't you?
00:22:32What the hell?
00:22:33Mr. Collins?
00:22:35Dad sent his best friend?
00:22:39You're shivering.
00:22:41Come on, kiddo.
00:22:43Kiddo?
00:22:43Why is he still calling me that?
00:22:45I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:22:46Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:22:48Let's go.
00:22:49I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like five Christmases.
00:22:56Something wrong?
00:22:59Um...
00:23:00Your arm is wet from the rain.
00:23:05Wipe it there.
00:23:05There's no rain up there.
00:23:08Right.
00:23:08Sorry.
00:23:09So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:23:13Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:23:20guy's daughter.
00:23:21Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:23:26I don't do small talk.
00:23:28Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:29Stop.
00:23:30I need to pick something.
00:23:31No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:23:33I am 22 years old.
00:23:34Exactly, kiddo.
00:23:36Shut up.
00:23:37You're not that much older than me.
00:23:39Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol
00:23:43because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any
00:23:45friends for the rest of the year.
00:23:47And nobody...
00:23:47If I take you, will you shut up?
00:23:53Yeah.
00:23:53You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:23:55Has it been like this the whole time?
00:23:57Yeah.
00:23:57Why didn't you say something?
00:23:58I just did.
00:23:59Freaking creep!
00:24:01Give me a jacket or something.
00:24:03When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:24:06I was not checking you out.
00:24:07That was a yawn.
00:24:08I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:24:10It's past your bedtime.
00:24:12Stop calling me kiddo.
00:24:12You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:24:14This is a small kickback.
00:24:17Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:24:19Does your dad know about that?
00:24:20Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he
00:24:24doesn't live here.
00:24:25And neither do you.
00:24:26Yeah, pal.
00:24:27I live here now.
00:24:28He put me in charge.
00:24:30And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:24:31Wait, Chris.
00:24:31No.
00:24:32This might be my only chance to make...
00:24:34You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:24:35I don't have another choice.
00:24:38I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college,
00:24:42and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:24:45Fine.
00:24:46Have your kickback.
00:24:48Or not.
00:24:49Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:24:52I don't need you to look after me!
00:24:54Who is that?
00:24:54I'm going to kill you?
00:24:56Count your days?
00:24:57Slut?
00:24:57It's not a big deal.
00:24:59I can explain.
00:25:00This is your ex, Brian.
00:25:02Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:25:04You guys were spying on me?
00:25:06Mark cares about your safety.
00:25:08That's the only reason I'm here.
00:25:10It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:25:13Your choice.
00:25:14You are not living here.
00:25:16I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:25:18I don't need a babysitter.
00:25:19Then stop acting like a baby.
00:25:20You better not show your face in there.
00:25:22I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:25:24God damn it.
00:25:26Promised Mark.
00:25:27Who's this?
00:25:28What about Grandpa?
00:25:29Grandpa?
00:25:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:25:32Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:25:37I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:25:39Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:25:42And rich dad means...
00:25:44Fancy alcohol!
00:25:46Hi, hi.
00:25:47Christina Fox and Becca too.
00:25:51I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:25:53Duh.
00:25:55I didn't miss it.
00:25:56It's really nice to meet you.
00:25:57Well, um, please feel free to help yourself.
00:26:02Thanks, Heather.
00:26:03Oh, it's Harper.
00:26:04Enjoy the party!
00:26:07I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:26:13Where's Harper?
00:26:13Harper?
00:26:14Forget Harper.
00:26:16Hang out with me.
00:26:17Hey, I know somewhere we can talk.
00:26:20I know somewhere we can talk.
00:26:21I don't like talking.
00:26:22Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:26:25Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:26:28Talk or no talk?
00:26:31You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:26:34For that nobody, Harper?
00:26:36Sorry, ladies.
00:26:37I don't like my women.
00:26:39Desperate.
00:26:40Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:26:43Oh, he really picked Harper over us?
00:26:46I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:26:52Oh, Harper.
00:26:52Harper, hey, listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:26:58Everyone is using the one downstairs, and ew.
00:27:02Yeah, of course you can.
00:27:04You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:27:07Thanks.
00:27:08You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:27:13We're, we're friends?
00:27:15Of course.
00:27:16I have to pee.
00:27:18Wait for me?
00:27:19Uh, yeah, of course, I was just moving right outside my own.
00:27:23What dirt can I find?
00:27:25Oh, this is gold.
00:27:28Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:27:33Time to shut your loser party down.
00:27:36I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:27:38The hell?
00:27:39Attention, everybody.
00:27:41Hello.
00:27:43You all seem a little bored.
00:27:45So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:27:53Let's see.
00:27:56Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:28:00Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:28:02Oh, Harper.
00:28:03Daddy issues much?
00:28:04No, Christina, give it back.
00:28:11Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:28:16That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:28:19And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend.
00:28:26You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:28:31Harper, that is so nasty.
00:28:33No, Christina, it's not true.
00:28:35Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:28:38Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:28:41Let's cool her down.
00:28:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:44Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:28:49Oh, looking good, girl.
00:28:52It was another creep.
00:28:53Just my luck.
00:28:56Please pick up.
00:28:56Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:29:04Sure thing, hon.
00:29:06Mr. Reed.
00:29:06Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:29:09He'll be there soon.
00:29:12What?
00:29:13Who?
00:29:15Drugging girls in my club?
00:29:17You must have a death wish.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:20Shut up.
00:29:22You have the worst timing.
00:29:24Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:29:27I'm cashing it in.
00:29:29Now.
00:29:30What are you doing?
00:29:31What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:29:36It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:29:39You'll get away from me, creep.
00:29:41Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:29:44What the hell?
00:29:45Mr. Collins?
00:29:47Dad sent his best friend?
00:29:52You're shivering.
00:29:53Come on, kiddo.
00:29:55Kiddo?
00:29:56Why is he still calling me that?
00:29:57I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:29:59Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:30:01Let's go.
00:30:02I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:30:09Something wrong?
00:30:11Um, your arm is wet from the rain.
00:30:17Wipe it there.
00:30:18There's no rain up there.
00:30:20Right, sorry.
00:30:22So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:30:25Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not waking up some
00:30:32guy's daughter.
00:30:33Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:30:38I don't do small talk.
00:30:40Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:30:42I need to pick something.
00:30:43No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:30:45I am 22 years old.
00:30:47Exactly, kiddo.
00:30:48Shut up.
00:30:49You're not that much older than me.
00:30:52Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:30:56nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest
00:30:58of the year.
00:30:59And nobody-
00:31:00If I take you, will you shut up?
00:31:05Yeah.
00:31:06You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:31:07Has it been like this the whole time?
00:31:09Yeah.
00:31:09Why didn't you say something?
00:31:11I just did.
00:31:12Freaking creep!
00:31:14Give me a jacket or something.
00:31:15When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:31:18I was not checking you out.
00:31:20That was a yawn.
00:31:21Sure it was, kiddo.
00:31:23It's past your bedtime.
00:31:24Stop calling me-
00:31:25You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:31:27This is a small kickback.
00:31:29Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:31:31Does your dad know about that?
00:31:32Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he
00:31:37doesn't live here.
00:31:38And neither do you.
00:31:38Yeah, pal.
00:31:39I live here now.
00:31:40He put me in charge.
00:31:42And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:31:43Wait, Chris.
00:31:44No.
00:31:44This might be my only chance to make-
00:31:46You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:31:48I don't have another choice.
00:31:49I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college,
00:31:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:31:58Fine.
00:31:59Have your kickback.
00:32:00Or not.
00:32:01Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:32:04I don't need you to look after me!
00:32:06Who is that?
00:32:07I'm going to kill you?
00:32:08Count your days?
00:32:09Slut?
00:32:10It's not a big deal.
00:32:11I can explain.
00:32:13This is your ex, Brian.
00:32:14Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:32:16You guys were spying on me?
00:32:18Mark cares about your safety.
00:32:20That's the only reason I'm here.
00:32:22It's either me living here, or three bodyguards.
00:32:25Your choice.
00:32:26You are not living here.
00:32:28I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:32:30I don't need a babysitter.
00:32:31Then stop acting like a baby.
00:32:32You better not show your face in there.
00:32:34I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:32:37God damn it.
00:32:39Promise to Mark.
00:32:40Who's this?
00:32:41Bob Grandpa?
00:32:42Grandpa?
00:32:43He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:32:44Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house
00:32:47when I run Greek life.
00:32:49Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:32:52Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:32:55And rich dad means...
00:32:56Fancy alcohol!
00:32:59Hi, hi.
00:32:59Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:33:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:33:06Duh.
00:33:07I didn't miss it.
00:33:08It's really nice to meet you.
00:33:10Well, please feel free to help yourself.
00:33:15Thanks, Heather.
00:33:16Oh, it's Harper.
00:33:17Enjoy the party!
00:33:19I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:33:25Where's Harper?
00:33:26Harper?
00:33:27Forget Harper.
00:33:29Hang out with me.
00:33:31I know somewhere we can talk.
00:33:32I know somewhere we can talk.
00:33:34I don't like talking.
00:33:35Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:33:37Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:33:41Talk or no talk?
00:33:43You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:33:47For that nobody, Harper?
00:33:48Sorry, ladies.
00:33:50I don't like my women.
00:33:51Desperate.
00:33:52Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:33:55Oh, he really picked Harper over us?
00:33:58I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:34:04Oh, Harper, hey!
00:34:06Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:34:10Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:34:14Ew!
00:34:14Yeah, of course you can.
00:34:16You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:34:19Thanks!
00:34:21You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:34:26We're, we're friends?
00:34:27Of course!
00:34:29I have to pee.
00:34:31Wait for me?
00:34:32Uh, yeah, of course.
00:34:33I'll just be right outside my own...
00:34:35What dirt can I find?
00:34:37Oh, this is gold.
00:34:40Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:34:45Time to shut your loser party down.
00:34:48I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:34:51The hell?
00:34:51Attention, everybody!
00:34:53Hello!
00:34:53Hello!
00:34:55You all seem a little bored.
00:34:57So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:35:05Let's see.
00:35:08Dear diary,
00:35:10Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:35:12Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:35:15Oh, Harper.
00:35:16Daddy issues much?
00:35:17No!
00:35:17No!
00:35:22Christina, give it back!
00:35:23Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:35:28That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:35:31And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:35:36You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:35:43Harper, that is so nasty!
00:35:45No, Christina, it's not true!
00:35:47Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:35:50Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:35:54Let's cool her down.
00:35:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:35:57Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:36:02Oh, looking good, girl.
00:36:04That's another creep.
00:36:06Just my luck.
00:36:08Please pick up.
00:36:11Hi, Dad.
00:36:12Um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:36:17Sure thing, hon.
00:36:18Mr. Reed.
00:36:19Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:36:21He'll be there soon.
00:36:24What?
00:36:25Who?
00:36:27Drugging girls in my club?
00:36:30You must have a death wish.
00:36:32Shut up.
00:36:34You have the worst timing.
00:36:36Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:36:39I'm cashing it in.
00:36:41Now.
00:36:43What are you doing?
00:36:43What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:36:48It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:36:52You'll get away from me, creep.
00:36:53Ah, you got a mouth on me, don't you?
00:36:56What the hell?
00:36:58Mr. Collins?
00:37:00Dad sent his best friend?
00:37:04You're shivering.
00:37:06Come on, kiddo.
00:37:07Kiddo?
00:37:08Why is he still calling me that?
00:37:10I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:37:11Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:37:13Let's go.
00:37:14I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:37:21Something wrong?
00:37:24Um.
00:37:26Your arm is wet from the rain.
00:37:29Wipe it there.
00:37:30There's no rain up there.
00:37:33Right, sorry.
00:37:34So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:37:36I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:37:45guy's daughter.
00:37:46Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:37:50I don't do small talk.
00:37:52Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:37:54I need to pick something.
00:37:55No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:37:58I am 22 years old.
00:37:59Exactly.
00:38:00Kiddo.
00:38:01Shut up.
00:38:01You're not that much older than me.
00:38:04Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:38:08nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest
00:38:11of the year.
00:38:11And nobody-
00:38:12If I take you, will you shut up?
00:38:18Yeah.
00:38:18You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:38:20Has it been like this the whole time?
00:38:21Yeah.
00:38:22Why didn't you say something?
00:38:23I just did.
00:38:24Freaking creep.
00:38:26Give me a jacket or something.
00:38:27When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:38:30I was not checking you out.
00:38:32That was a yawn.
00:38:33Sure it was, kiddo.
00:38:35It's past your bedtime.
00:38:36Stop calling me kiddo.
00:38:37You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:38:39This is a small kickback.
00:38:41Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:38:43Does your dad know about that?
00:38:44Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't
00:38:49live here and neither do you.
00:38:51Yeah, pal.
00:38:52I live here now.
00:38:52He put me in charge and I'm kicking everyone out.
00:38:55Wait, Chris, no.
00:38:56This might be my only chance to meet you.
00:38:58You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:39:00I don't have another choice.
00:39:03I've barely met anyone since I transferred here and this is my last year of college and
00:39:07I don't want to graduate alone.
00:39:10Fine.
00:39:11Have your kickback.
00:39:12Or not.
00:39:14Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:39:17I don't need you to look after me!
00:39:18Who is that?
00:39:19I'm going to kill you?
00:39:21Count your days, slut?
00:39:22It's not a big deal.
00:39:23I can explain.
00:39:25This is your ex, Brian.
00:39:27Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:39:29You guys were spying on me?
00:39:30Mark cares about your safety.
00:39:32That's the only reason I'm here.
00:39:34It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:39:37Your choice.
00:39:38You are not living here.
00:39:40I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:39:42I don't need a babysitter.
00:39:43Then stop acting like a baby.
00:39:45You better not show your face in there.
00:39:46I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:39:49God damn it.
00:39:51Promise to mark.
00:39:52Who's this?
00:39:53Bob Grandpa?
00:39:54Grandpa?
00:39:55He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:39:57Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:40:02Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:40:04Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:40:07And rich dad means...
00:40:09Fancy alcohol!
00:40:10Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:40:15I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:40:18Duh.
00:40:19I didn't miss it.
00:40:20It's really nice to meet you.
00:40:23Well, please feel free to help yourself.
00:40:27Thanks, Heather.
00:40:28Oh, it's Harper.
00:40:29Enjoy the party.
00:40:31I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:40:37Where's Harper?
00:40:38Harper?
00:40:39Forget Harper.
00:40:41Hang out with me.
00:40:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:40:45I know somewhere we can talk.
00:40:46I don't like talking.
00:40:47Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:40:50Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:40:53Talk or no talk?
00:40:55You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:40:59For that nobody, Harper?
00:41:01Sorry, ladies.
00:41:02I don't like my women.
00:41:04Desperate.
00:41:04Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:41:07Oh, he really picked Harper over us?
00:41:11I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:41:16Oh, Harper.
00:41:17Hey.
00:41:19Listen.
00:41:20Do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:41:22Everyone is using the one downstairs, and ew.
00:41:26Yeah, of course you can.
00:41:28You're, you're like, you're school royalty.
00:41:32Thanks.
00:41:33You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:41:38We're, we're friends?
00:41:40Of course.
00:41:41I have to pee.
00:41:43Wait for me?
00:41:44Uh, yeah, of course.
00:41:45I was just moving right outside my own.
00:41:48What dirt can I find?
00:41:50Oh, this is gold.
00:41:53Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:41:58Time to shut your loser party down.
00:42:01I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:42:03The hell?
00:42:03Attention, everybody.
00:42:05Hello.
00:42:07You all seem a little bored.
00:42:10So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:42:18Let's see.
00:42:20Dear diary,
00:42:22Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:42:25Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:42:27Aw, Harper.
00:42:28Daddy issues much?
00:42:31No!
00:42:34Christina, give it back!
00:42:36Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:42:41That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:42:44And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:42:49You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:42:56Harper, that is so nasty!
00:42:58No, Christina, it's not true!
00:42:59Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:43:02Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:43:06Let's cool her down.
00:43:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:43:09Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:43:14Oh, looking good, girl.
00:43:17That's another creep.
00:43:18Just my luck.
00:43:20Please kick a hop.
00:43:23Hi, Dad.
00:43:24Um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:43:28Sure thing, hon.
00:43:30Mr. Reed.
00:43:31Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:43:34He'll be there soon.
00:43:36What?
00:43:37Who?
00:43:40Drugging girls in my club?
00:43:42You must have a death wish.
00:43:44Okay!
00:43:45Shut up!
00:43:46You have the worst timing.
00:43:48Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:43:51I'm cashing it in.
00:43:53Now.
00:43:54What are you doing?
00:43:56What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:44:01It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:44:04You'll get away from me, creep.
00:44:05Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:44:09What the hell?
00:44:10Mr. Collins?
00:44:12Dad's in his best friend?
00:44:16You're shivering.
00:44:18Come on, kiddo.
00:44:20Kiddo?
00:44:20Why is he still calling me that?
00:44:22I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:44:23Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:44:26Let's go.
00:44:26I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:44:30Five Christmases?
00:44:33Stuffer than I've left.
00:44:35Something wrong?
00:44:37Um...
00:44:37Your arm is wet from the rain.
00:44:42Wipe it there.
00:44:42There's no rain up there.
00:44:45Right, sorry.
00:44:46So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:44:48I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:44:58Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:45:02I don't do small talk.
00:45:05Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:45:07I need to pick something.
00:45:08No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:45:10I am 22 years old.
00:45:11Exactly.
00:45:13Kiddo.
00:45:13Shut up!
00:45:14You're not that much older than me.
00:45:16Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:45:24And nobody...
00:45:24If I take you, will you shut up?
00:45:30Yeah.
00:45:30You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:45:32Has it been like this the whole time?
00:45:34Yeah.
00:45:34Why didn't you say something?
00:45:36I just did.
00:45:36Freaking creep!
00:45:38Give me a jacket or something.
00:45:40When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:45:43I was not checking you out.
00:45:45That was a yawn.
00:45:46Sure it was, kiddo.
00:45:47It's past your bedtime.
00:45:49Stop calling me kiddo.
00:45:49You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:45:51This is a small kickback.
00:45:53Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:45:56Does your dad know about that?
00:45:57Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:46:02And neither do you.
00:46:03Yeah, pal.
00:46:04I live here now.
00:46:05He put me in charge.
00:46:07And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:46:08Wait, Chris, no.
00:46:09This might be my only chance to meet.
00:46:11You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:46:13I don't have another choice.
00:46:15I've barely met anyone since I transferred here and this is my last year of college and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:46:22Fine.
00:46:23Have your kickback.
00:46:25Or not.
00:46:26Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:46:29I don't need you to look after me!
00:46:31Who is that?
00:46:31I'm going to kill you?
00:46:33Count your days, slut?
00:46:35It's not a big deal.
00:46:36I can explain.
00:46:37This is your ex, Brian.
00:46:39Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:46:41You guys were spying on me?
00:46:43Mark cares about your safety.
00:46:45That's the only reason I'm here.
00:46:47It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:46:50Your choice.
00:46:50You are not living here.
00:46:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:46:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:46:56Then stop acting like a baby.
00:46:57You better not show your face in there.
00:46:59I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:47:02God damn it.
00:47:04Promise to mark.
00:47:04Who's this, Bob Grandpa?
00:47:07Grandpa?
00:47:08He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:47:09Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:47:14Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:47:16Apparently this chick, Harper Reeves, has a rich dad.
00:47:19And rich dad means...
00:47:21Fancy alcohol!
00:47:23Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:47:28I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:47:30Duh.
00:47:32Wouldn't miss it.
00:47:33It's really nice to meet you.
00:47:35Well, um, please feel free to help yourself.
00:47:40Thanks, Heather.
00:47:40Oh, it's Harper.
00:47:41Enjoy the party!
00:47:42I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork, Harper.
00:47:50Where's Harper?
00:47:51Harper?
00:47:51Forget Harper.
00:47:53Hang out with me.
00:47:55I know somewhere we can talk.
00:47:57I know somewhere we can talk.
00:47:59I don't like talking.
00:48:00Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:48:02Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:48:05Talk or no talk?
00:48:08You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:48:11For that nobody, Harper?
00:48:13Sorry, ladies.
00:48:14I don't like my women.
00:48:16Desperate.
00:48:17Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:48:20Oh, he really picked Harper over us?
00:48:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:48:29Oh, Harper, hey!
00:48:31Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:48:35Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:48:38Ew!
00:48:39Yeah, of course you can't.
00:48:41You're, you're like, you're school royalty.
00:48:44Thanks.
00:48:45You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:48:50We're, we're friends?
00:48:52Of course!
00:48:53I have to pee.
00:48:55Wait for me?
00:48:57Uh, yeah, of course.
00:48:58I was just moving right outside my own...
00:48:59What dirt can I find?
00:49:02Oh, this is gold.
00:49:05Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:49:10Time to shut your loser party down.
00:49:13I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:49:15The hell?
00:49:16Attention, everybody!
00:49:18Hello!
00:49:18You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary!
00:49:30Let's see.
00:49:32Dear diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:49:37Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:49:39Aw, Harper.
00:49:40Daddy issues much?
00:49:46No!
00:49:47Please give it back!
00:49:48Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:49:53That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:49:56And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:50:01You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:50:08Harper, that is so nasty!
00:50:10No, Christina, it's not true!
00:50:12Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:50:15Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:50:18Let's cool her down.
00:50:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:50:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:50:26Oh, looking good, girl.
00:50:29Just another creep.
00:50:31Just my luck.
00:50:33Please kick a hop.
00:50:36Hi, Dad.
00:50:37Um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:50:42Sure thing, hon.
00:50:43Mr. Reed.
00:50:44Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:50:46He'll be there soon.
00:50:49What?
00:50:50Eh?
00:50:50Who?
00:50:52Drugging girls in my club?
00:50:54You must have a death wish.
00:50:56Okay.
00:50:57Shut up.
00:50:59You have the worst timing.
00:51:01Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:51:04I'm cashing it in.
00:51:06Now.
00:51:07What are you doing?
00:51:08What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:51:13It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:51:16You'll get away from me, creep.
00:51:18Ah, you've got a mouth on there, don't you?
00:51:21What the hell?
00:51:22Mr. Collins?
00:51:24Dad sent his best friend?
00:51:26Ah!
00:51:27Ah!
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:29You're shivering.
00:51:30Come on, kiddo.
00:51:32Kiddo?
00:51:33Why is he still calling me that?
00:51:34I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:51:36Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:51:38Let's go.
00:51:38I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:51:46Something wrong?
00:51:49Um, your arm is wet from the rain.
00:51:54Wipe it there.
00:51:55There's no rain up there.
00:51:57Right, sorry.
00:51:59So why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:52:02Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:52:09guy's daughter.
00:52:10Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:52:15I don't do small talk.
00:52:17Oh!
00:52:17Wait, wait, wait.
00:52:18Stop.
00:52:19I need to pick something.
00:52:20No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:52:22I am 22 years old.
00:52:24Exactly.
00:52:25Kiddo.
00:52:25Shut up!
00:52:26You're not that much older than me.
00:52:29Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:52:33nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest
00:52:36of the year.
00:52:36And nobody-
00:52:37If I take you, will you shut up?
00:52:42Yeah.
00:52:43You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:52:44Has it been like this the whole time?
00:52:46Yeah.
00:52:46Why didn't you say something?
00:52:48I just did.
00:52:49Freaking creep!
00:52:51Give me a jacket or something.
00:52:52When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:52:55I was not checking you out.
00:52:57That was a yawn.
00:52:58Sure it was, kiddo.
00:53:00It's past your bedtime.
00:53:01Stop calling me kiddo.
00:53:02You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:53:04This is a small kickback.
00:53:06Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:53:08Does your dad know about that?
00:53:09Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't
00:53:14live here.
00:53:15And neither do you.
00:53:16Yeah, pal.
00:53:16I live here now.
00:53:17He put me in charge.
00:53:19And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:53:20Wait, Chris.
00:53:21No.
00:53:21This might be my only chance to meet you.
00:53:23You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:53:25I don't have another choice.
00:53:26I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college,
00:53:31and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:53:35Fine.
00:53:36Have your kickback.
00:53:37Or not.
00:53:39Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:53:41I don't need you to look after me!
00:53:43Who is that?
00:53:44I'm going to kill you?
00:53:45Count your days?
00:53:46Slut?
00:53:47It's not a big deal.
00:53:48I can explain.
00:53:49This is your ex, Brian.
00:53:51Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:53:53You guys were spying on me?
00:53:55Mark cares about your safety.
00:53:57That's the only reason I'm here.
00:53:59It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:54:02Your choice.
00:54:03You are not living here.
00:54:05I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:54:07I don't need a babysitter.
00:54:08Then stop acting like a baby.
00:54:10You better not show your face in there.
00:54:11I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:54:14God damn it.
00:54:16Promised Mark.
00:54:17Who's this?
00:54:18Bob Grandpa?
00:54:19Grandpa?
00:54:20He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:54:21Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:54:27Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:54:29Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:54:32And rich dad means...
00:54:34Fancy alcohol!
00:54:36Hi, hi.
00:54:36Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:54:40I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:54:43Duh.
00:54:44I didn't miss it.
00:54:45It's really nice to meet you.
00:54:47Well, please feel free to help yourself.
00:54:52Thanks, Heather.
00:54:53Oh, it's Harper.
00:54:54Enjoy the party.
00:54:56I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:55:02Where's Harper?
00:55:03Harper?
00:55:04Forget Harper.
00:55:05Hang out with me.
00:55:08I know somewhere we can talk.
00:55:09I know somewhere we can talk.
00:55:11I don't like talking.
00:55:12Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:55:14Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:55:18Talk or no talk?
00:55:20You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:55:24For that nobody, Harper?
00:55:26Sorry, ladies.
00:55:27I don't like my women.
00:55:29Desperate.
00:55:29Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:55:32Oh, he really picked Harper over us?
00:55:36I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they
00:55:40can upstage us.
00:55:41Oh, Harper.
00:55:42Hey.
00:55:43Listen.
00:55:44Do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:55:47Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:55:49Ew.
00:55:51Yeah, of course you can.
00:55:53You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:55:57Thanks.
00:55:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:56:03We're, we're friends?
00:56:05Of course.
00:56:06I have to pee.
00:56:08Wait for me?
00:56:09Uh, yeah, of course.
00:56:10I'll just be being right outside my own.
00:56:12What dirt can I find?
00:56:15Oh, this is gold.
00:56:17Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:56:22Time to shut your loser party down.
00:56:25I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:56:28The hell?
00:56:28Attention, everybody.
00:56:30Hello.
00:56:32You all seem a little bored.
00:56:35So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:56:42Let's see.
00:56:45Dear diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:56:50Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:56:52Aw, Harper.
00:56:53Daddy issues much?
00:56:58No!
00:56:59Please give it back!
00:57:00Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:57:05That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:57:08And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:57:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:57:20Harper, that is so nasty!
00:57:22No, Christina, it's not true!
00:57:24Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:57:27Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:57:31Let's cool her down.
00:57:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:57:34Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:57:39Oh, looking good, girl.
00:57:42There's another creep.
00:57:43Just my luck.
00:57:45Please pick a hop.
00:57:48Hi, Dad.
00:57:49Um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:57:54Sure thing, hon.
00:57:55Mr. Reed.
00:57:56Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:57:58He'll be there soon.
00:58:00What?
00:58:02Eh?
00:58:02Who?
00:58:04Drugging girls in my club?
00:58:07You must have a death wish.
00:58:09Okay!
00:58:09Shut up!
00:58:11You have the worst timing.
00:58:13Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:58:16I'm cashing it in.
00:58:18Now.
00:58:20What are you doing?
00:58:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:58:25It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:58:29You'll get away from me, creep.
00:58:30Ah, you got a mouth on me, don't you?
00:58:33What the hell?
00:58:35Mr. Collins?
00:58:36Dad sent his best friend?
00:58:41You're shivering.
00:58:43Come on, kiddo.
00:58:44Kiddo?
00:58:45Why is he still calling me that?
00:58:47I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:58:48Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:58:50Let's go.
00:58:51I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:58:54Five Christmases?
00:58:58Something wrong?
00:59:01Um...
00:59:02Your arm is wet from the rain.
00:59:06Wipe it there.
00:59:07There's no rain up there.
00:59:10Right, sorry.
00:59:11So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:59:15Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or eating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:59:22guy's daughter.
00:59:23Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:59:27I don't do small talk.
00:59:29Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:30Stop.
00:59:31I need to pick something.
00:59:33No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:59:35I am 22 years old.
00:59:36Exactly, kiddo.
00:59:38Shut up.
00:59:38You're not that much older than me.
00:59:41Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:59:45nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest
00:59:48of the year.
00:59:49And nobody...
00:59:49If I take you, will you shut up?
00:59:55Yeah.
00:59:55You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:59:57Has it been like this the whole time?
00:59:59Yeah.
00:59:59Why didn't you say something?
01:00:00I just did.
01:00:01Frickin' creep!
01:00:03Give me a jacket or something.
01:00:05When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
01:00:07I was not checking you out.
01:00:09That was a yawn.
01:00:10Sure it was, kiddo.
01:00:12It's past your bedtime.
01:00:13Stop calling me kiddo.
01:00:14You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
01:00:16This is a small kickback.
01:00:18Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
01:00:20Does your dad know about that?
01:00:21Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't
01:00:26live here and neither do you.
01:00:28Yeah, pal.
01:00:29I live here now.
01:00:29He put me in charge.
01:00:31And I'm kicking everyone out.
01:00:33Wait, Chris, no.
01:00:34This might be my only chance to make...
01:00:35You can't buy your friends, kid.
01:00:37I don't have another choice.
01:00:40I've barely met anyone since I transferred here and this is my last year of college and
01:00:44I don't want to graduate alone.
01:00:47Fine.
01:00:48Have your kickback.
01:00:49Or not.
01:00:51Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
01:00:54I don't need you to look after me!
01:00:56Who is that?
01:00:56I'm going to kill you?
01:00:57Count your days, slut.
01:00:59It's not a big deal.
01:01:01I can explain.
01:01:02This is your ex, Brian.
01:01:04Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
01:01:06You guys were spying on me?
01:01:07Mark cares about your safety.
01:01:10That's the only reason I'm here.
01:01:11It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
01:01:15Your choice.
01:01:15You are not living here.
01:01:17I don't give a shit what my dad says.
01:01:19I don't need a babysitter.
01:01:21Then stop acting like a baby.
01:01:22You better not show your face in there.
01:01:24I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
01:01:27God damn it.
01:01:28Promise to mark.
01:01:29Who's this?
01:01:30Bob Grandpa?
01:01:31Grandpa?
01:01:32He's hotter than you, Mike.
01:01:34Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
01:01:39Could literally be on a yacht right now.
01:01:41Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
01:01:44And rich dad means...
01:01:46Fancy alcohol!
01:01:48Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
01:01:52I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
01:01:55Duh.
01:01:57I didn't miss it.
01:01:57It's really nice to meet you.
01:02:00Well, please feel free to help yourself.
01:02:04Thanks, Heather.
01:02:05Oh, it's Harper.
01:02:06Enjoy the party.
01:02:07I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
01:02:14Where's Harper?
01:02:15Harper?
01:02:16Forget Harper.
01:02:18Hang out with me.
01:02:20I know somewhere we can talk.
01:02:22I know somewhere we can talk.
01:02:23I don't like talking.
01:02:24Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
01:02:27Christina and I, we're into group activities.
01:02:30Talk or no talk?
01:02:32You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
01:02:36For that nobody, Harper?
01:02:38Sorry, ladies.
01:02:39I don't like my women.
01:02:41Desperate.
01:02:42Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
01:02:45Oh, he really picked Harper over us?
01:02:48I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
01:02:53Oh, Harper, hey!
01:02:55Hey, listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
01:02:59Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
01:03:03Ew!
01:03:04Yeah, of course you can't.
01:03:06You're, you're like, you're school royalty.
01:03:09Thanks.
01:03:10You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
01:03:15We're, we're friends?
01:03:17Of course!
01:03:18I have to pee.
01:03:20Wait for me?
01:03:21Uh, yeah, of course.
01:03:22I'll just be right outside my own...
01:03:24What dirt can I find?
01:03:27Oh, this is gold.
01:03:30Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
01:03:35Time to shut your loser party down.
01:03:38I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
01:03:40The hell?
01:03:40Attention, everybody!
01:03:43Hello!
01:03:44You all seem a little bored, so why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary!
01:03:55Let's see.
01:03:57Dear diary, Dad never wants to hang out with me.
01:04:02Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
01:04:04Aw, Harper.
01:04:05Daddy issues much?
01:04:06No!
01:04:12Christina, give it back!
01:04:13Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
01:04:18That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
01:04:21And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
01:04:28You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
01:04:33Harper, that is so nasty!
01:04:35No, Christina, it's not true!
01:04:37Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
01:04:40Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
01:04:43Let's hold her down.
01:04:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:04:46Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
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