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00:00Previously on The Valley Persian Style.
00:15A lot has changed.
00:17I'm a mom now.
00:18No, you're not going naked into a pool, bro.
00:21Reza, Golnesa, and I are in a really good place.
00:25Bro, should I let him go?
00:27The fact that the three of us are back together makes me so f***ing happy.
00:33I'm a retiring party boy.
00:36Go to the bar, talking to a few girls.
00:39What happens after is none of your business.
00:42We need to actually plan another trip.
00:45Where are we going next?
00:46Girls trip we could do in New York.
00:48Sky and I have been inseparable for about five years.
00:50We've become sisters.
00:52Cheers, babe.
00:53Tommy's New Year's resolution was 17 date nights.
00:58When you have kids, we stop prioritizing that romantic, whimsical thing.
01:03I want you to scale back in rent.
01:07She's had a dad that's bankrolled her life forever.
01:10Outgoing every move.
01:11I heard him talking about my move.
01:12I'm just saying.
01:12No, it's literally, I don't know what else.
01:14I don't know how this is so f***ing lame.
01:17You've been a topic tonight.
01:19It's about your house hunt.
01:21Because you're looking.
01:23Who says that to someone who just walked in?
01:28I'm going to go home.
01:30I'm done.
01:30I'm going to go home.
02:00I think you'd marry someone who you're able to buy property with.
02:03A sweet, loving husband.
02:05Gay marriage becoming legal was a surprise.
02:08The second it became legal, you asked me to marry you.
02:10You had to pin this one down.
02:16Hello.
02:17Hi, Nana.
02:18Oh, my God.
02:20They're going to jump on you.
02:20Hi, Nana.
02:21How are you?
02:21Bye.
02:22Hi, my friend.
02:22Hi, my friend.
02:23Hi, my friend.
02:23Hi, my friend.
02:24Hi, my friend.
02:24Hi, my friend.
02:24Hi, my friend.
02:24Hi, my friend.
02:25Hi, my friend.
02:26Hi, my friend.
02:26Hi, my friend.
02:27Hi, my friend.
02:27Hi, my friend.
02:28Hi, my friend.
02:29Her mom, she'll randomly pop in.
02:33She cooks for me.
02:34She brings me food every couple of days.
02:36But I love her Persian cooking.
02:39Sometimes she's coming to pick up her pots and pans because she's running out.
02:42She can't even bring food because she's brought everything to our place.
02:45Well, thank you so much.
02:47I love you.
02:48Thanks, Nana.
02:48Her mom likes me, I believe.
02:50The biggest difference is the language.
02:51I only speak Armenian.
02:52I don't speak Farsi.
02:53The food is similar, but even the Persians will tell you that the best chefs in Iran are Armenian.
03:00This is food for 40 people.
03:02She's just going to eat all day today.
03:05I'm going to give you coffee in this glass today, okay?
03:09No, no, no.
03:10I don't drink coffee in a whiskey glass.
03:13Is it a whiskey glass?
03:14Yeah, it's a whiskey glass, and I don't have a coffee right now.
03:18You know why?
03:19Because you already put your lipstick on?
03:21Yes.
03:23They definitely broke the mold when they made my mom.
03:27She is brutally honest.
03:29By the time they get married, they turn fat and ugly.
03:33She doesn't care how she's coming at you.
03:36If it's the truth, it needs to be said.
03:38You can invent matte, shiny, red lipstick that doesn't come off onto your glass.
03:48Matte and shiny don't go together.
03:50We ain't turning down for what?
03:53I just told them turn it up.
03:55I'm going to lead you not in love.
03:59We ain't turning down for what?
04:01I just told them turn it up.
04:02Oh, my gosh.
04:03This is so cute.
04:06OMG.
04:09Hi.
04:10Hello, hello.
04:12Hi.
04:14How are you?
04:15How are you?
04:16You guys ready to go inside?
04:17Ready to go in?
04:18Yes.
04:19Wow.
04:20Look at all these little tubs.
04:22You can pull the slime out and stick it on the wall.
04:25Good job.
04:26Thanks, baby.
04:27Let me get you another wipe.
04:29I don't want to be like, ew, don't touch that.
04:31Like, oh, stop.
04:32Like, I just, I don't want to be that mom.
04:35Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:36Let's not do that.
04:37I definitely, it comes out.
04:38Always wash your hands, sanitize, like, everything.
04:41Thank you, honey.
04:42Go.
04:42No, no, no.
04:43Like, in these situations, I always try and, like, remind myself, like, it's for the kids.
04:51So, you went yesterday for the parent-teacher conference?
04:54Parent-teacher conference was really good, but I got to find out where I'm living in order
04:58to find out where I'm going to go to school.
04:59That's the problem.
05:00You know, right now, my house is six bedrooms.
05:03I'm looking for something that's, like, four bedrooms or five bedrooms.
05:07That's a big downsize for me.
05:09My son has a bedroom.
05:10My son has a playroom.
05:12I have a guest room.
05:13And then the rest are closets.
05:15I need the space.
05:16My clothes need the space.
05:17What are my clothes going to do?
05:19Put them outside?
05:20They're not animals.
05:21I don't even put my animals outside.
05:23It is what it is.
05:24Last night, we were all hanging out.
05:29We all know that Gulnesa has to find a place.
05:33She walked out of dinner because...
05:35She's always over the top and dramatic.
05:37It was a little bit underwhelming.
05:39I know that Gulnesa wants to bury her head in the sand and pretend like the problems aren't
05:44there, but that is not adulting, sis.
05:48God forbid something happened to the father.
05:51Layla has two children.
05:52She has no husband.
05:53Those kids are going to get significantly less because Gigi has been maintained and been
06:00taken care of for 30 years.
06:02Inheritance.
06:02Inheritance.
06:03Money.
06:03Layla and Gulnesa have had a contentious relationship for years.
06:09Thanks for all the help.
06:11Appreciate it.
06:11Yeah, thanks for being, you know, a horrible sister.
06:15Don't ask me for anything.
06:18Gulnesa, you seriously need to work on your aid for management issues.
06:22I am close with Layla, but I don't talk to Layla about Gulnesa.
06:26I don't talk to Gulnesa about Layla.
06:29That's the rule.
06:30I mean, she owes her son to be the best mother that she could be.
06:33Actually, I wish you would talk to her.
06:36Oh, good.
06:36You went too crazy for me.
06:38I got enough fat women in my life, dude, and I'm good.
06:40Did you have a good time last night?
06:44I did.
06:46I texted you because I wanted to make sure you were like, okay, the way you left.
06:51Two seconds after I walked in, she's like, I just want you to know this whole time everyone
06:54was talking about you.
06:56Anyone who's talking about me is talking shit.
06:58Persians in general are very secretive people.
07:04They like you to think that they've got a lot when they don't.
07:10I might be one of them.
07:11What happened with RJ and that girl?
07:14They sent me a picture last night, and then I called her to ask her, like, how it went.
07:20And she's like, oh, he's right here, and you could ask.
07:24Stop.
07:25I love RJ.
07:26He's so sweet and kind and very handsome.
07:30I just, um...
07:34I bet you none of the married people got any.
07:39Not one in the morning when I'm, like, exhausted after cleaning up.
07:44Yeah, you guys have high sex drive.
07:47That's why we have three kids.
07:50Everywhere we go when we walk in the room, they can tell that we stuntin' and the people
07:54lost up.
07:55Did you have coffee?
07:57No, can you make me one?
07:58Can you please not make a mess in the kitchen?
08:00I won't.
08:02What are we doing today?
08:03Just gonna go pick up the kids.
08:05Okay.
08:06Bring them home and, you know, same old, same old homework and stuff.
08:11I thought you said the other day, it's like, you said you want to talk to me about something.
08:14When we were at Emilia's and Natasha's, you made some comments about me and...
08:21Snoring?
08:21Snoring.
08:22I don't know.
08:22That's not the secret.
08:24I was hanging out with Skye, and she told me Bombshot snores like a mother...
08:28It's not that bad.
08:30What?
08:31Especially cleaning.
08:32Everybody snores.
08:33You snore.
08:35Snore too?
08:36Oh, you didn't know that you snore?
08:37Oh, my God, Bombshot.
08:39Wait a minute.
08:40Don't even go there, okay?
08:42I swear to God, I'm gonna come tonight and I'm gonna record you.
08:45Please do.
08:45I will.
08:46Please do.
08:46Yeah, and then it led into the fact...
08:48That we're sleeping in the separate bedroom?
08:50That you do not sleep in the same room with me anymore.
08:53It's been really not nice.
08:56I want you back.
08:57A lot of times we want to kill each other, but at the end of the day, we have an amazing
09:02family.
09:02We stay away from conflict, because nobody's gonna agree.
09:07Nobody wins.
09:08You go take care of your sleeping situation, I'll come back.
09:12This is not something that I want the kids to see, to be honest.
09:15This is not what I want them to be, like, oh, this is how marriage looks like.
09:19She has her bedroom, my dad has his own.
09:22My parents' divorce, definitely it affected me really, really hard, and that was the reason
09:28that I never wanted to really settle down.
09:31So since we are talking about it, how would you suggest...
09:34You need to go see an ENT doctor.
09:35They're gonna give me some pills.
09:37If that helps, yes, of course.
09:40The reason that I don't like to get into a fight is my parents.
09:44I definitely got scarred for that.
09:46I wanted to protect my kids.
09:48I don't want to do the same thing that my parents did, and I don't want to bring another
09:51child to this world and then do the same thing that they did to me.
09:55Other than that, we're good.
09:57I'm not good.
09:57I'll stay in my bed.
09:58I'm not good.
09:59Okay, so then go take care of it.
10:01What's the deal, Skimjeel?
10:10I don't want you to see me while I'm getting dressed so that you can see the reveal.
10:13Oh, the big reveal?
10:15Yeah.
10:15Okay.
10:17Bye.
10:17All right.
10:18Okay, okay, okay.
10:27Oh, my gosh.
10:30Nuts.
10:31Listen, buddy.
10:32Mommy comes out.
10:32I want you to tell her how pretty she looks.
10:34You heard?
10:35No.
10:35Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
10:39Sometimes she wears too much makeup, though.
10:41No?
10:41Take it down a notch.
10:42Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
10:47What color jacket?
10:48Ow.
10:49You look great.
10:50Mommy, yes, dress.
10:51Very nice.
10:52Your waistline and your stomach, don't eat anything.
10:56Keep it that way.
10:57All right.
10:59Okay.
10:59Should I get a jacket like your color of what you're wearing?
11:01Nah, man, leave the cans out.
11:03A little windy.
11:03Those nips might start getting, you know, cut nice.
11:07It's date night with the wife.
11:08This one is a special one because it's our anniversary.
11:11We get to revel in the love that we are celebrating.
11:15Dinner date, this is number what?
11:18Uh, four.
11:19I want a healthy, happy, loving marriage.
11:22I definitely felt that there was a point now
11:25where Sham's at an age when we could get back to us.
11:28Do you know what this is?
11:30Uh, comp act?
11:31Yes.
11:31Yeah.
11:32Where did I get it?
11:34Probably from a store.
11:36I don't know.
11:36You.
11:37Me?
11:37I didn't get to know.
11:38It's in grade.
11:39Oh, did I?
11:39Oh, I did get you that.
11:41That's right.
11:42I did get you that.
11:43I gave you such good stuff, man.
11:45To my wife, never forget that I love you.
11:48Mm.
11:49Never forget.
11:49If I could give you one thing in life,
11:51I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes.
11:57Yeah, seeing you as I see you.
11:59Which is what?
12:00Beautiful.
12:02What?
12:02Is that a physical attribute?
12:04Yes.
12:05That's why it's a mirror.
12:07You dumbass.
12:09I'm .
12:10Coming up.
12:15Like, is this rare for you?
12:16Like, do you ever ask girls out?
12:17Yeah.
12:18What do you usually do?
12:19Hit them and quit it.
12:21Are you a boy?
12:23This is going to be a fun ride.
12:24I have one that I want to go on a date with.
12:50Uh, Sophia.
12:52Hello?
12:52This is my friend Sophia.
12:53Hi.
12:54Hello.
12:54Sophia, this is Rosa Jack.
12:56Nice to meet you.
12:57We have to get married, and after marriage,
13:00you have to have kids.
13:02Don't worry.
13:03That's a part of the plan.
13:05So hopefully soon.
13:06I absolutely do feel the pressure to settle down
13:09and have grandkids, most importantly.
13:11Part of it has to do with being an only child,
13:13because I'm like their prized possession, right?
13:15So I have empathy for their position.
13:17You know, I do agree with them.
13:18It's just the time.
13:20It's the only thing in question.
13:23You want 35 years from Rosa?
13:25It's going to be late.
13:26No, it's not going to be late.
13:2835 is the new 25.
13:30I'm ahead of the game.
13:31No.
13:32Can you please
13:36out of the winds
13:38We're upgrading everything over here
13:42out of the winds
13:44Oh, my God.
13:50Thank you, my friend.
13:51Thank you, my friend.
13:51Pretty.
13:52It's, like, breathtaking.
13:54Let's go easy on the food
13:57so that you don't overeat
13:58and then have die-die-die-die.
13:58I'm going to stuff my big, fat face.
14:00No, please don't.
14:00Oh, yeah, diarrhea, diarrhea.
14:02It's going to be great.
14:03It's going to be great.
14:04I'm feeling lavish.
14:07I'm feeling glamorous.
14:10I'm feeling it.
14:11You're underneath
14:12and there's no understanding this.
14:13Understanding this.
14:15Ow.
14:16F***.
14:17F***.
14:18Wait till the panic hits.
14:20Right this way.
14:21Sofia and I had an incredible night.
14:23We connected right away.
14:25Like, there was a vibe there.
14:26She's fun.
14:28It's Bonnie and Clyde,
14:29aka Sofia and Reza.
14:33Let's get a...
14:35Ceylan?
14:37Yeah, Ceylan?
14:39With, uh...
14:40Ceylan Old Fashioneds?
14:41Ceylan Old Fashioneds.
14:42That's the one.
14:42Of course.
14:46I just took such a dump.
14:48Oh, come on.
14:48Oh, man.
14:49It was magnificent.
14:50It was magnificent.
14:51The frogs agree.
14:52Yeah.
14:53Yeah.
14:53It's like a Bud Light commercial here.
14:55Can I make it...
14:55It's frogs, though?
14:57Wow.
14:58Last night was interesting.
15:00What sense?
15:01Elaborate.
15:02Some of the girls there
15:03at dinner last night,
15:04they don't sleep
15:05in the same room
15:05with their husbands.
15:06They actually have
15:07separate bedrooms.
15:08Yeah, I can.
15:09It is very difficult
15:11for me to sleep
15:13without you next to me.
15:15You know, I sleep apnea.
15:16It's difficult for me
15:17to sleep with others.
15:18And you snore.
15:19Are you supposed to snore?
15:20You think you don't snore?
15:22You want a video?
15:23I got a video.
15:23Yeah, actually.
15:24Okay.
15:24Show me right now.
15:27Oh, that's because
15:28I just had surgery.
15:30Okay.
15:30You know, you don't look
15:31terrifying at all.
15:32It's like sleeping
15:33next to a dump truck
15:34driving through
15:35a nitro-gristle imprint.
15:36Yeah.
15:37Today's not the day.
15:38It's date night,
15:39and I would appreciate
15:39that you don't make
15:40those jokes.
15:41Tommy is always
15:42making fun,
15:44I think, a little too much.
15:45I think that teasing
15:46is definitely a way
15:47that I show love.
15:48Don't you think
15:49that Shams hears
15:50the way that you
15:51crack jokes at me
15:51on a good one?
15:52Yeah, but he's got
15:53a great humor,
15:53a sense of humor.
15:54And, like, none of it's
15:55ever malicious.
15:56You know what I mean?
15:56He's mimicking,
15:58like, the teasing.
16:00So, you miss your mother
16:01right now?
16:01Sometimes she's painting
16:02the book.
16:03Yeah.
16:04How cute am I?
16:05Looks great.
16:05Do you think
16:06I'll beat it?
16:10I don't think
16:10he's aware
16:11that it can be hurtful.
16:13I love him enough,
16:15but is love enough?
16:18You know?
16:19All right,
16:20some discerning for you?
16:21Oh, no, actually,
16:22I think we're okay.
16:23I'll take the check.
16:24Let me ask you this.
16:25If she takes her top off,
16:26you're not getting
16:27some type of discount.
16:28No, no.
16:28Yeah, she's supposed
16:29to count down.
16:29Okay.
16:43Hi.
16:44Hi.
16:46Thanks.
16:49Growing up in high school,
16:51my best friend would get
16:52all the girls that I liked.
16:54I had braces.
16:55I was getting bullied.
16:56Like this?
16:58My ears?
17:00Did you pin them?
17:01Yeah.
17:01They used to call me Dumbo.
17:02No.
17:03I swear to God.
17:04Damn.
17:05Then I remember
17:06I was, like, 16.
17:07I lost my baby fat
17:09on my face,
17:10and, like,
17:11I grew up my hair
17:12like Cristiano Ronaldo,
17:13and that was
17:14a game-changer.
17:16All of a sudden,
17:17girls loved me,
17:18and I was like,
17:19yeah.
17:19So did you like
17:20everyone last night?
17:21I did.
17:22I mean,
17:23obviously,
17:23outside of me.
17:25Well, are there
17:25two Nezos?
17:28Two Rezos?
17:29Yeah.
17:29Rezos?
17:29Yeah.
17:31What happened
17:32to your thumb?
17:33I slammed the car door.
17:35Are you concerned about me?
17:36Yeah.
17:37You slammed it in the door.
17:38Did that hurt?
17:39A little bit.
17:40Um,
17:42I think we vibed
17:42last night, though.
17:43You actually tried
17:44to kiss me a couple times,
17:45and I dodged you.
17:46You're right.
17:46You did dodge
17:47my kiss a few times.
17:49Yeah.
17:50I just met you.
17:52What are you looking for?
17:53What am I looking for?
17:54Like, is this rare for you?
17:55Like, do you ever
17:56ask girls out?
17:58This is rare.
17:59Really?
18:00Yeah.
18:00What do you usually do?
18:03I go out, parties.
18:04Hit him and quit it.
18:07Are you a boy?
18:09I'm a retiree.
18:10You're a boy.
18:11I'm a retiree.
18:12I don't believe that.
18:12Why?
18:13I mean,
18:13I'm definitely in trouble
18:14at this point.
18:15I don't think
18:16she's absolutely wrong.
18:17She is making
18:18some solid points,
18:19and I'm a terrible liar.
18:20So that's kind of
18:22what's going on.
18:23Like, okay,
18:23got me,
18:24but I'm retiring.
18:25How are you going to retire
18:26about habits?
18:28I'm literally
18:29in the process
18:30of retiring.
18:31Should I stick with you
18:32through that process
18:33or wait till you're done?
18:39I'm going to
18:39separate those three.
18:41I do not believe
18:42that I'm a
18:43boy, quote-unquote.
18:45I'm promiscuous.
18:46That's a more
18:47accurate depiction.
18:48Put it at me
18:49for a second, James.
18:51What?
18:51Very heavy
18:52for a second.
18:52Why is this heavy?
18:53Why not get to the point?
18:56This is going to be
18:57a fun ride.
19:04Coming up.
19:05Like, how do you
19:06just keep this spark
19:07seven years in?
19:08A lot of people
19:09say things like,
19:10you know,
19:10after a while,
19:11it feels like you're,
19:12you know,
19:13having sex
19:13with your sister.
19:15I've never heard
19:16anybody say that.
19:19We're living that good
19:23life.
19:24We're living that good
19:25life.
19:26We're living
19:26our higher
19:27and I need
19:29to...
19:29Excuse me?
19:31What's that?
19:32What's that?
19:32What's that?
19:33What's that?
19:33What's that?
19:34What's that?
19:34What's that?
19:35What's that?
19:35What's that?
19:36What's that?
19:36Am I allowed
19:37to kiss her?
19:37Yeah.
19:38Or are you going to forget?
19:38Yeah.
19:39Why don't you
19:39alcohol wipe your lips?
19:41I did just come
19:41from the gym.
19:42That's it?
19:42Oh.
19:43Oh, thank you.
19:44Oh, God, boy.
19:45I love you.
19:51Still have a happy hour?
19:52Till six.
19:53All right,
19:54we'll make it.
19:59All right,
20:00we already have a table?
20:01Yeah.
20:01Right that way.
20:02Should I sit here or here?
20:04You're sitting in the hot seat.
20:05No, I don't want to.
20:07Amir,
20:07where's he at?
20:08Is he coming?
20:09He's here.
20:11What's up, guys?
20:12Oh, Amir.
20:13What's up, man?
20:14What's up, man?
20:18Go.
20:18Johnny is here.
20:20Go see.
20:20Oh.
20:21I just walked myself in.
20:22Good.
20:22The door is open.
20:23Hi, babe.
20:24Hi.
20:25How are you?
20:27Long time.
20:28I know.
20:29Tell me.
20:30How was Cabo?
20:31Cabo was good.
20:33The wedding was beautiful.
20:35We both got food poisoning.
20:36She ordered this, like,
20:38Wagyu hot dog,
20:40which was fucking disgusting.
20:42It was definitely not romantic
20:43in that sense.
20:44That is not fun.
20:46I know.
20:46That was that.
20:48Now, tell me about this.
20:50I've been waiting for this
20:51for, like, four a long.
20:51I'm so excited.
20:52Five years in the making,
20:53but it's here.
20:55I work for a tech company.
20:56I'm a COO,
20:58and I just feel like
20:59I've been running
20:59everyone else's company.
21:01I think I became passionate
21:04about skincare.
21:05I was kind of a product whore.
21:07I always wanted to be
21:09an entrepreneur
21:09and do my own thing,
21:11and this is something
21:11I feel comfortable
21:12putting my name on.
21:14So this is for a face.
21:15It's for a face,
21:17and it's, like,
21:18all locally sourced,
21:19all California.
21:20Everything you see,
21:21everything on that paper
21:23is, like...
21:24I'll put it on Molly, too.
21:26Okay, guys.
21:27Let me know
21:29how you feel about it, Mommy.
21:30I have no expectations
21:32of her putting it
21:33on her face,
21:34but neither did I have
21:37expectations for her
21:37to put it on her dogs.
21:42Dude, you missed a lot, man.
21:43We missed you.
21:43I swear to God,
21:44I was, like...
21:45We had the Persian night.
21:46This guy's giggling
21:47with his date.
21:50Oh, you had a date there.
21:51First night was great.
21:52We established
21:53that there isn't a match there.
21:55I just don't think
21:55it's a fit.
21:59Dodged a bullet.
22:03How's things with Greg?
22:05Good.
22:06Busy.
22:06Yeah.
22:07Dealing with our
22:07communication issues,
22:09as usual, so...
22:11All of us,
22:12we have a problem
22:12in that department,
22:13that's for sure.
22:14We met actually being friends.
22:15We weren't really dating
22:16because he was, like,
22:17this Hollywood playboy,
22:18and it was kind of
22:19really on and off.
22:20Eventually,
22:21real life set in,
22:22and we both realized
22:23that we want to be together.
22:25But overall,
22:26in every sense of the word,
22:27we're just completely
22:28different personalities.
22:30I'm very resolution-oriented,
22:31and he's very, like,
22:33hopefully the problem
22:34will go away.
22:35So, uh,
22:36that annoys me for sure.
22:38Let me tell you
22:39one thing, though.
22:39Don't ever use
22:40the bathroom in front of your...
22:42I never go to the bathroom
22:42in front of Natasha.
22:44Shoot, this guy
22:45is proper guy.
22:46Oh, hell no.
22:47I will fart.
22:47You fart?
22:48Oh, no, I don't.
22:49Hell yeah.
22:50I rip him.
22:51I think that should be normalized.
22:52I'll blame it on the kids.
22:53That should be normalized.
22:54That should be normalized.
22:55I think in front of, like,
22:56a long-term partner.
22:58She doesn't go to the bathroom
22:59in front of me either.
23:01Why would she?
23:02That's so weird.
23:04Um, like,
23:05how do you just keep this spark
23:07seven years in?
23:08Same girl.
23:11Are there any sparks?
23:12Yeah, we have sparks.
23:13I mean, you know, look,
23:15a lot of people say things like,
23:16after a while,
23:17it feels like you're,
23:18you know,
23:19having sex with your sister
23:21because it's, like,
23:22family at this point.
23:23Oh, my God.
23:25I wouldn't put sister and wife
23:26anywhere near each other.
23:27That's not what he said.
23:29There's no way.
23:30Run back the tape, man.
23:33Feels like you're,
23:34you know,
23:35having sex with your sister
23:38because it's, like,
23:38family at this point.
23:40Yeah, that's crazy.
23:43Nobody says that.
23:43That's weird.
23:44I don't know.
23:44I don't know.
23:44I've never heard anybody say that.
23:47We're kind of, like,
23:48feels like we're roommates
23:49that are best friends
23:51and I love him to death
23:53as my brother.
23:54But as a husband
23:55who you rely on as a support,
23:57like, I don't go to him.
23:59Bro, I'm chasing,
24:00I'm chasing this Asha, bro.
24:02But he's such a good guy, bro.
24:03I'm just giving it to you straight.
24:05In his defense,
24:06he acts a certain way
24:07with his wife
24:07because he's had something
24:08that he cherished
24:10and then it was just
24:10taken away from him.
24:11I almost did, you know,
24:13but I'm lucky to this point
24:15where, like, you know,
24:16she survived that
24:17horrific car accident.
24:19I don't know.
24:19Did I tell you guys this story?
24:20No.
24:21This was, like,
24:22early on in the relationship.
24:24We were on our way
24:25to Dubai for New Year's
24:26and we had this
24:27nine-hour layover
24:29in Washington, D.C.
24:30She had some friends out there.
24:32This guy picked us up
24:32in the airport.
24:33He's taking us
24:33to the Ritz-Carlton
24:34to kill time.
24:35We're getting in the car.
24:37All the girls jump
24:38in that guy's car.
24:39His friend is alone.
24:40I go sit in the other car.
24:42We're following them.
24:43I literally finished
24:44the sentence by saying,
24:45bro, your friend
24:46drives like a
24:46dumb
24:47I finished that sentence.
24:50The car was in the air.
24:53Tumbly,
24:54they hit a tree.
24:56My wife is literally,
24:58like, and not my wife
24:58at the time,
24:59just girlfriend.
25:00She's knocked out
25:01and I'm, like,
25:02slapping her face,
25:03like, wake up,
25:04wake up, wake up,
25:05wake up.
25:06And she woke up.
25:08I was, like,
25:09bawling to my friends.
25:10I'm like,
25:10I think this was
25:11the love of my life.
25:12Like, I'm about
25:13to lose her right now.
25:14Only 10% of people
25:15that go through
25:16the surgery
25:16that she went through
25:17in her head
25:17will come out of it
25:19with not having
25:20to learn how to read,
25:21write, walk, talk.
25:23Very lucky to be alive.
25:25We were just
25:26seeing each other
25:27at that point.
25:27I think that
25:28woke me up
25:30and maybe shook me
25:30out of that time
25:32and place of
25:32that party animal, Greg.
25:35It got real.
25:36You know what I mean?
25:36There's definitely
25:38trauma bond.
25:39After the accident,
25:40it really changed
25:41everything.
25:42If I think of, like,
25:43how I was then,
25:44I don't see me
25:45at all taking him
25:47seriously at the time
25:48if the accident
25:48didn't happen.
25:50Slowly as you age,
25:51you get cursed
25:52with perspective.
25:53You're never gonna
25:54check all the boxes.
25:55We're okay with that.
25:56Coming up.
26:03You cannot teach
26:03an old monkey
26:05a new tree.
26:06You know that?
26:07You don't know that?
26:08It's old dogs, Mommy.
26:09No, no, no.
26:10It's a monkey.
26:21Hi, Mommy.
26:22How was your morning?
26:24I didn't have my coffee.
26:26Oh.
26:30Hi, babe.
26:31How are you?
26:32What are you up to?
26:32Good, Mom.
26:33How are you?
26:34Good.
26:34I just picked up my mom.
26:35We're gonna pick up champs
26:36and then we're gonna come home.
26:38Do you have anything
26:38that I need to do
26:39to prepare?
26:40Just make sure
26:41there's tons
26:42of toilet paper
26:43stacked in every single bathroom.
26:44I only took care
26:45of my bathroom.
26:46The coffee's gonna get
26:47rid of this shit.
26:51Do you have to say
26:52that more SHI
26:54hundred times?
26:55Yes.
26:55Okay.
26:56I'm okay.
26:56Bye, babe.
26:57I love you.
26:58I'm gonna see you.
26:58Okay.
27:00You know,
27:01I think that you notice
27:02that Shams
27:04is really starting
27:05to mirror
27:05Tommy's behavior.
27:08He's not gonna change
27:09the way of his talking
27:11because Shams is around.
27:13You can teach your six years
27:15old son,
27:17but you cannot teach
27:18an old monkey
27:19a new trick.
27:20You know that?
27:21You don't know that?
27:23It's old dogs, Mommy.
27:25No, no, no.
27:26It's a monkey.
27:26Oh, my God.
27:27Listen,
27:28I don't want to be the mom
27:30that's always correcting
27:31the kid
27:32because I don't want
27:33to do what you did
27:35and tell him
27:36what he's doing wrong.
27:38My mom still doesn't
27:40acknowledge anything
27:41that I do
27:42on a daily basis.
27:43Are you proud of me?
27:44No, I'm not proud of you.
27:47She rags on me
27:48even to this day.
27:50Can I get a matcha
27:51iced latte?
27:53Do you mind if I add
27:54the...
27:55I want to actually
27:59cut off the generational
28:01trauma of, like,
28:03putting your kid down.
28:04That's why I'm
28:05a very up onion
28:06of a human being
28:07because there's layers
28:08of torture,
28:10torment,
28:10and criticism.
28:12You know,
28:13with Tommy,
28:14I just don't feel
28:15relaxed
28:16and at ease
28:18and safe
28:19and...
28:21Not even safe?
28:22No, I mean,
28:23I don't think he's
28:23going to cheat on me
28:24or anything like that.
28:26But that is insane.
28:28After being seven years
28:29in this marriage,
28:30you don't know
28:30where you are?
28:31And you blame it
28:32on Tommy
28:33and then you say,
28:34I don't feel comfortable
28:35in this marriage.
28:37I don't feel safe.
28:38Come on, Mercedes.
28:40Cut the BS.
28:41Yes.
28:55get better with time.
28:57Not worried
28:59if I got it right.
29:00Come on,
29:02I'm loving you.
29:03Oh, my God.
29:05The bitch is always
29:05on time.
29:06in time.
29:12Hi.
29:13Hi.
29:13Hi, babe.
29:14How are you?
29:15Come on in.
29:16This is for you.
29:17Oh, my God.
29:18That's so beautiful.
29:20Come on in.
29:21I'm working.
29:22Yeah.
29:22Let me grab some plates
29:23and some napkins.
29:24Yes.
29:26OMG.
29:27Two plates.
29:28Look at these berries.
29:30Oh, my gosh.
29:31The garden is so lush.
29:33I have the host
29:33with the most.
29:34You know,
29:35I'm trying to do
29:35a little something.
29:37So much stuff
29:38is growing, dude.
29:38Yeah.
29:39It feels magical
29:40being back here.
29:41Yeah.
29:41I don't have any plants
29:42to water.
29:43I really don't need
29:43to worry about the bill
29:45of all the watering.
29:46Speaking of not worrying
29:48about the bill
29:48of watering,
29:49I know you know this.
29:50My advice,
29:52if you downsize
29:53for a certain amount
29:54of time
29:54to build up reserves,
29:56then you do have
29:59enough money
29:59to buy the type
30:00of house
30:01that you expect
30:03to live in.
30:04You know,
30:04Steve Harvey said
30:05he recommends
30:06every single person
30:08out there
30:08goes and buys
30:09one first-class ticket
30:11to experience that
30:12because every day
30:13they will continue
30:14to thrive
30:15to get to that
30:16next level in life.
30:17I'm never going
30:18to downgrade my life.
30:20My dad told me
30:22and taught me
30:22that a sucker
30:24pays rent
30:25and gold never
30:26and my dad's
30:28equation
30:28is that big sucker.
30:30There's a part of me
30:31that wants to be like
30:32wake up.
30:36You would not
30:37be a real friend
30:38if you didn't
30:38say these things.
30:39I just want to know
30:40you're saying them to me
30:41and not to everybody
30:41else in our group.
30:42I mean,
30:43obviously,
30:43I felt like
30:44I was helping
30:45or coming from
30:46a place of
30:47wanting to help.
30:48To be having
30:49these intimate
30:49conversations
30:50about your
30:51so-called friend,
30:52does that seem
30:53nice to you?
30:53I'm saying
30:54I wouldn't move
30:55on to something
30:55more expensive.
30:56I would move
30:57down,
30:58not up.
30:59But it wasn't
31:00about the cost
31:01of the house.
31:02It was about
31:02credit at that time,
31:04right?
31:04We're back
31:05into this conversation.
31:06No, I don't want
31:06to have this conversation.
31:09You just asked me.
31:10Why didn't it work out?
31:11You're saying to me,
31:12why did you do this?
31:13You're trying
31:14to make me look out.
31:15Cheaper places
31:16were not accepting
31:17that you are filers.
31:17I never called
31:18a cheaper place.
31:19I know.
31:20All the houses
31:20that you showed me
31:21for over $8,000.
31:23What's going on?
31:23I never looked
31:24at things.
31:25You said I won't live
31:26north of the boulevard.
31:27It's not safe.
31:29Where are you going
31:29to church?
31:30I'm at work.
31:32Um, yes, honey.
31:33Some of us work.
31:35And it's a weekday.
31:37I don't go to church.
31:38You think I want
31:39to have this conversation?
31:39You said they're yelling.
31:40I don't know why
31:41you're yelling.
31:41You got it.
31:42You're getting hot with me.
31:43You're getting hot with me.
31:44I'm not getting hot with you.
31:46You're never...
32:02You guys never fight.
32:06This is ourusiago,
32:07by the way.
32:08Ooh.
32:09Before you got here,
32:11she said to me,
32:12I'm not downsizing.
32:13My life is about
32:14upward movement.
32:15I'm not going back, and we're done.
32:18Are you guys still, like, agent?
32:20No. No, it's better to just keep the friendship.
32:23Yeah, we're gonna be friends.
32:24While I know his heart is in the right place,
32:27his approach is too aggressive.
32:29I don't want to hear about it anymore.
32:32What's your money game like, girl?
32:33I just started OnlyFans for a long time.
32:35You started an OnlyFans?
32:36I just started an OnlyFans.
32:38I saw it. Are your feet on there?
32:40Are your feet on there?
32:41I've done a feet shot.
32:42I'm so jealous.
32:44They buy you gifts.
32:45I'll say, like, oh, look, my toenail polish chip.
32:47Can someone send me $300 for a pedicure?
32:50Golnesa is such a good girl.
32:52Even though people see her as, like, a exotic,
32:55you know, just force of nature,
32:58I can't see Golnesa leaning in
33:01to that full-fledged OnlyFans girl.
33:04I post much less risque on my OnlyFans
33:09than I have in my lingerie shoots for my sex work.
33:11Yeah.
33:12No wonder the bitch is looking at $10,000 houses.
33:17Cheers to the OnlyFans.
33:20Cheers.
33:21Cheers to money.
33:22Oh, wow.
33:24If we both weren't short kings,
33:25this would be more awkward.
33:26Yeah, right?
33:27Fresh.
33:28How many people have your head in here?
33:29What do you mean?
33:30Oh, God.
33:31Am I sitting on something?
33:32No, you're not.
33:33Oh, God.
33:34Oh, God.
33:35Oh, God.
33:36Am I sitting on something?
33:37No, you're not.
33:38Oh, God.
33:39Belly.
33:40Peek, peek, peek, peek, belly.
33:43You like this little Parmesan on top?
33:56I think you're gonna like it.
33:59Oh, Kida.
34:00This is nice.
34:01This is very pretty.
34:02Good job.
34:03I'm just taking a photo of you.
34:04No, take a picture with everything around me.
34:05Just stop talking.
34:06One, two.
34:07Okay.
34:08Did you take it?
34:09Yeah.
34:10The steak looks amazing.
34:11When's the last time we did this?
34:12It's been a while.
34:13I mean, I feel like we do it, like, at least once every two weeks.
34:16But not like this.
34:17I mean, you're always out.
34:18Good.
34:19You're out all the time.
34:20My going out is going to a friend's house.
34:21I'm not going out to, like, some fancy dinner.
34:22Maybe it's not a good look.
34:23Like, you know, you're a married woman.
34:24You're always out.
34:25I don't know.
34:26Not that I'm insecure about it.
34:27I just don't like the thought of, let's say, somebody, some man, like, staring at my wife
34:30or looking at her and giving her the eye.
34:32I don't know.
34:33I don't know.
34:34I don't know.
34:35I don't know.
34:36I don't know.
34:37I don't know.
34:38I don't know.
34:39I don't know.
34:40I don't know.
34:41I don't know.
34:42I don't know.
34:43I don't know.
34:44I don't know.
34:45Maybe it's kind of like a Armenian old school mentality.
34:47My mom was never out.
34:48She was always home.
34:49If I'm at a friend's house having a couple drinks, that's a harmless thing.
34:53That's all we're talking about, too, though.
34:54But if I sit, let's say, if I'm at the Beverly Hills Hotel bar and some girl says, oh, what's
35:07your Instagram or whatever, you know?
35:10Which somehow you manage to do that every time.
35:13Yeah, but usually I'm just being nice.
35:15I'm not being, like, I'm not being a creep.
35:18I don't want to, I don't put myself in those positions.
35:21You know?
35:22Yeah, it's, obviously, it's going to happen.
35:24What, I give away my phone number and stuff?
35:26You have.
35:27Oh, God.
35:28Here we go.
35:30You, you haven't, we haven't fought over you giving your IG and your phone number out.
35:35Yeah, like eight, ten years ago, yeah.
35:37No, you just told me two months ago there was some weird girl texting at 2 a.m.
35:41because you gave her a number.
35:43I was just being nice because I was with my friends at zero attraction to her.
35:46There was nothing.
35:47There's really no need for her to be bringing that up at all.
35:50A couple of girls were out of town.
35:51They're asking me where to go.
35:52I had zero interest.
35:54And I just gave her my number.
35:56I got a text at two in the morning saying, hey, baby, what are you?
36:01So the first thing I did was I went to my wife.
36:04I'm like, look at this person.
36:05If I had something to hide, that's the last thing.
36:07I'd be deleting that text.
36:09I'm not that guy anymore.
36:11I just feel if you're going to say you can't go to Beverly Hills, then you better then not do that.
36:17It's like, which is it, right?
36:19It does seem a little insecure.
36:21He literally ran to me and he told me this story.
36:24So I'm happy to hear your insecurities, but you have to, like, approach it differently.
36:29You bring it up being this concern, then it makes me think of the things that you do.
36:34And it's just not a two-way street.
36:36So what's your idea of communication?
36:39I could even tell you about my skincare line or something you even ask me sometimes.
36:45And I'm responding to you and you're not listening.
36:48I can't focus on, like, oh, do you like this dress that I bought?
36:52I can't focus on shit like that.
36:53Okay, don't even do that because that's very unfair to my personality.
36:57This is why we can't communicate.
37:00I don't know, when did we lose control?
37:05Like, I guess my whole point is, like, I have come to a very comfortable space right now where I don't communicate.
37:13So that's a problem.
37:17I don't know, when did we lose control?
37:25It's just, I'm tired of talking about the same shit all the time.
37:35I don't know, when did we lose control?
37:39How did we get here?
37:41How did we get here?
37:55I think it's just what is prioritized in our minds and how we show each other to prioritize it.
38:02Where you feel important and I feel important.
38:05I think that we can make it a plan to get these things in order.
38:12I'm happy that we had this chat.
38:14I don't want to ever make you cry.
38:16I just think that what I expect is effort and really putting in the work.
38:21We have to make a change towards actually hearing each other.
38:24And I think that's our main objective is to be on that path of just growing together.
38:30This is day one of starting fresh.
38:33What you know about that?
38:39Mola, mola, mola.
38:42You're married, an amazing husband who listens to you.
38:46I just want you to be more like pet you and kiss me.
38:55I do all these things minus pet you.
38:59See?
39:00You're listening.
39:08Watch your step.
39:09Yes.
39:10I already know what I want.
39:13I get the same thing every time I come.
39:15So if you want to check out the menu, more than welcome.
39:17Can you tell me what is it?
39:18I get the Blue Jam Benedict.
39:20Look at the picture of this omelet.
39:22Oh, yeah.
39:23Doesn't it look attractive?
39:24Beautiful.
39:25Isn't it beautiful?
39:26Beautiful.
39:27Put that on a wall.
39:28Uh-huh.
39:29I like to order this.
39:30This is something different.
39:31No one's stopping you, kid.
39:32No one's stopping you.
39:33It's a good spot.
39:34So let me get to why I wanted to have a plan with you today.
39:38I was talking to Mercedes about her marriage.
39:41Is she happy?
39:43She told me she's not because she doesn't feel safe in this marriage.
39:50And you should spend more quality time together.
39:53We do.
39:54You have her interpretation.
39:56And she's been the same way for 10 years.
39:58She's crazy.
39:59I have a good relationship with Vita.
40:01Could be better for sure.
40:03I mean, Vita's super critical about everything.
40:06So with Vita, sometimes it can be a little bit of a headbutt.
40:09I just got engaged.
40:13Vita.
40:14Does anybody have magnifying glass?
40:16Oh.
40:17It's true.
40:18Vita's you.
40:19Did you hear that?
40:20I love this ring more than anything.
40:23You'll have to do something to improve your relationship.
40:26I'm good.
40:27I'm good.
40:28No.
40:29No.
40:30We've been together for 10 years.
40:31When are we going to improve upon it?
40:33But I'm not going to have someone tell me that I need to change.
40:37The way you explain, it seems like you know everything.
40:41Not at all.
40:42Again.
40:43Which you don't.
40:44You don't either.
40:45And you talk about me.
40:46I know.
40:47I know much more than you.
40:48Darth Vita's on another level.
40:50She's on another level.
40:51We are very different.
40:53We come from different places.
40:55I grew up in Queens.
40:57Real deal gangsters came from my neighborhood.
41:00I was 13 when my mother died.
41:03No dad in the picture.
41:05I used to sleep in a park.
41:06On a park bench.
41:07My wife, she's super critical.
41:10She should be grateful.
41:11I feel like I'm a good husband.
41:12I'm a good dad.
41:13You know what I mean?
41:14I'm not out in the bar.
41:16I'm not at the TV club.
41:17I'm a loyal guy.
41:19It bothers me and makes me upset.
41:21I don't deserve that.
41:32I get triggered because the faults in my wife I see coming from you.
41:37From the disagreements and the way that you guys will talk to each other.
41:42And then she'll get mad at me.
41:44Or then you're snippy and then you're leaving.
41:46It's not healthy for one.
41:48But now I got a little guy.
41:50And he sees us.
41:52Does he think that that's now okay for him?
41:56But are you happy?
41:57I'm very happy.
41:59But she doesn't feel that way.
42:04She's not happy.
42:05Then she should get divorced.
42:07Maybe you can make it stop.
42:08Next time on The Valley Persian Style.
42:17Tabuli is not a Persian dish.
42:18But if he likes to make it, good for him.
42:19He looks so cute.
42:20I know.
42:21Are you an option for me?
42:22I asked you to do something and you couldn't deliver.
42:23You know what?
42:24I'm a big failure.
42:25Dennis and I dated for about four months.
42:26And we got married.
42:27Go yourself.
42:28You're acting like I left you just to be with her.
42:30What is this shit?
42:32You're acting like I left you just to be with her.
42:34What is this shit?
42:39You're acting like I left you just to be with her.
42:40What is this shit?
42:41yourself.
42:42You're acting like I left you just to be with her.
42:44What is this ?
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