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00:00:00I got eyes on target.
00:00:15What?
00:00:16The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:00:21That's too far.
00:00:23Let's abort.
00:00:24I'll make the shot.
00:00:26Wind's light.
00:00:26I raise by 3.4 mil, shift MOA by 0.7.
00:00:30Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:00:32You only get one shot.
00:00:34Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:00:37One shot, one kill.
00:00:54Holy mother of God.
00:00:55You made it.
00:00:574,000 meters.
00:00:59You just set a new world record, man.
00:01:01I don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:01:04K.O.G.
00:01:06You know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:01:10So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:01:14I don't know.
00:01:16Spent my entire life in the service.
00:01:18Once this uniform comes off,
00:01:20I just want to get back to my gun range,
00:01:22my daughter,
00:01:23my grandkid.
00:01:25Just make it for all the time that we got lost.
00:01:29Don't worry.
00:01:30I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:01:35Carl!
00:01:36No!
00:01:57Here we go.
00:01:59Today, we honor a national hero, a sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless
00:02:11lives, and struck fear in our enemies.
00:02:14He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history, the legendary King of
00:02:23Guns.
00:02:24And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:02:42But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:02:45This is his first public appearance.
00:02:48Please welcome, the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:02:58All they talk about are the records I've broken.
00:03:14But no one remembers you, the man who died to make it happen.
00:03:21I'm done, Louis.
00:03:23I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:03:27From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:03:31You can rest in peace.
00:03:35Breaking news.
00:03:37It's about 30 seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:03:52Carl, can you take a gun apart for me again?
00:03:55Not today, kiddo.
00:03:57I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:03:59I inspected the new guns.
00:04:00The checklist is on your desk.
00:04:02Thanks.
00:04:03Great work, Carl.
00:04:08What the hell?
00:04:17Fucking shit!
00:04:18Why is my ex-husband here?
00:04:24Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:04:27Benny, what are you doing here?
00:04:32What?
00:04:33Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife?
00:04:36And maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:04:38Hey, Rebecca!
00:04:39Just stop, okay?
00:04:42We're divorced.
00:04:43We've been divorced for years.
00:04:45Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:04:47Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
00:04:50Hey, baby girl.
00:04:53I know that you missed your daddy.
00:04:56Right?
00:04:57You're okay.
00:05:04Just an ungrateful, spoiled little frickin' brat.
00:05:07Just like her mother, huh?
00:05:12Oh, and look at you two.
00:05:13Only a couple years divorced, and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman.
00:05:17God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:05:21Carl is my employee.
00:05:22Nothing more.
00:05:23Yeah.
00:05:24Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:05:27Now, I know you got a little stash of money hidden.
00:05:30That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:05:32So just do the right fucking thing and give me my share.
00:05:35No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:05:38Well, then just pay up!
00:05:40Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:05:42Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations.
00:05:45Get the cops breathing down your neck, and we'll see how long you last in this business.
00:05:48Probably not very fucking long.
00:05:49You're not getting a cent from me.
00:05:51All right, well.
00:05:53Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:05:54How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now, so that we can get a lot more father-daughter bonding time, alright?
00:06:00Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:06:04Woo-wee, Janey baby.
00:06:08Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:06:10What are you gonna do?
00:06:11Shoot me in front of your baby girl here?
00:06:13Mommy.
00:06:15Janey, put the gun down.
00:06:18That's what he wants.
00:06:19Don't let him get to you.
00:06:20Come on, Janey.
00:06:21You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:06:23I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now that you're not gonna pull that trigger.
00:06:29You sure about those odds?
00:06:37Well, I am a betting man.
00:06:42Mommy!
00:06:43Jane!
00:06:44Hey, hey!
00:06:45Don't you fucking move, alright?
00:06:47You stay right there.
00:06:48Mommy!
00:06:49Now listen, baby girl.
00:06:51Tell daddy where the stash of money is.
00:06:54I don't know.
00:06:55Well then, daddy will give you a little push.
00:06:57I want you to think very clearly now, alright?
00:06:59Don't hurt my mommy!
00:07:01Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:07:09Mommy!
00:07:10Was he aiming for the trigger?
00:07:24I mean, the precision.
00:07:32Hey.
00:07:33Hey.
00:07:34You're okay.
00:07:35I got you.
00:07:36What?
00:07:37You just try to fucking shoot me?
00:07:38Well, I got news for you, pal.
00:07:39You fucking missed.
00:07:40If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:07:42You think you scare me?
00:07:43Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
00:07:44You don't scare me at all.
00:07:45What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:07:46Let's do this the old school way.
00:07:47See this gun?
00:07:48I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:07:49The first one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:07:50If you win, I'll leave.
00:07:51If I win, then you cut off that finger.
00:07:52If I win, then you cut off that finger.
00:07:53If you fucking shoot me, you fucking shoot me?
00:07:54Well, I got news for you, pal.
00:07:55You fucking missed.
00:07:56If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:07:57You think you scare me?
00:07:58Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
00:08:00You don't scare me at all.
00:08:02What's it gonna take for you to leave?
00:08:04Let's do this the old school way.
00:08:06See this gun?
00:08:07I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:08:10The first one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:08:15If you win, I'll leave.
00:08:17If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:08:20Deal.
00:08:21No, Carl, you can't. He's professionally trained.
00:08:24Well then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie.
00:08:27That's all you gotta do.
00:08:28It's okay, Mommy. Carl's got this.
00:08:31Rules are simple. Disassemble. Then reassemble. First to fire wins.
00:08:52On your mark. Get set.
00:08:58Go.
00:09:01Falling behind already, huh?
00:09:18Shit.
00:09:20you're mag genius what are you telling me that gun's loaded you lost that's impossible all right
00:09:45i'm a b-class sharpshooter you're a fucking handyman you're telling me
00:09:49i know that move my dad taught me that trick why does he know it
00:09:59carl you're so cool you're my hero you know what i'm sick of your shit you little brat
00:10:06don't you even think oh shit
00:10:12hey listen to me very carefully you touch them again and i'll make you suffer in ways that you
00:10:25can't imagine over and over until you beg me to end it you don't want me to step close to him ever
00:10:33again fine i won't fucking come near him again fuck away from me
00:10:37hey are you hurt carl you're awesome
00:10:51my gosh i i don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here
00:10:56you're bleeding oh no i'm i'm fine seriously it's okay i'll get you a bandage
00:11:04thank you hey baby why don't you go inside while carl helps mommy okay okay okay i love you i love you
00:11:14i love you
00:11:29it's not so bad good
00:11:30hey is there something you're not telling me
00:11:42it's just that jane
00:11:48mr redford's pulling up the chris redford coach of the natural shooting team
00:11:52come on cap now's your shot to impress him
00:11:54this is chris redford we're talking about here
00:11:56he's an a-class sharpshooter and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level can you
00:12:01imagine being that good is always someone better now even among all of these elite sharpshooters
00:12:07you won't find a better shot than the king of guns he's the best in the world there's no competition
00:12:11do your best today okay but just remember this is a chance to learn from one of the greats
00:12:15chris redford that second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty he's coaching the national shooting team
00:12:20oh hey um don't leave yet look today is huge for us if mr redford can endorse us we'll be
00:12:29golden so stick around in case case of what this loser jane i honestly don't understand why you insist
00:12:36on keeping him around jane he's only been with us for a year and today is huge i mean we can't afford
00:12:41to take that risk yeah he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels but that's it let's leave
00:12:47it to the professionals just stop being condescending okay carl's one of us and plus he could use the
00:12:53experience so be nice all right go get ready i'm gonna go show coach redford around just remember
00:12:58if we can impress him this will be huge for us a game
00:13:06know your place handyman don't even think about making a scene keep your head on straight
00:13:10if you want to shoot straight i'm a pro i don't need tips from a handyman stay in your lane you think
00:13:15you know more than our captain you haven't even taken a shot around here a nobody like you might
00:13:20not get it but this is a big deal for us you better not mess it up
00:13:35this is alex captain of our shooting club he's the best shot we got
00:13:41watch and learn handyman
00:14:11not bad good shot great accuracy yeah dines all around you really are our best i'm a professional
00:14:28unlike someone who probably can't hit the target captain show him who's boss yeah watch and learn loser
00:14:41you're up handyman fix this piece of junk go on handyman it's your time to shine shine look at how
00:14:51dirty his hands are all he's shining are guns these days
00:14:55isn't carl the coolest sure if you're six
00:15:11so quickly no there's no way you can fix anything and where's the scope don't be fooled by his little
00:15:17party tricks kid hey it'll jam again soon give it three shots tops hey uh carl maybe just like
00:15:25double check it one more time i don't want it failing right now why don't you take a few shots
00:15:30first get past three and i'll take it you're not gonna embarrass me
00:15:33what no no scope i want you to get 50 meters you think you hit anything at this range
00:16:03what the fuck did you see the bullseye raw
00:16:25there no jams lucky shot i mean you whipped the last three anyway
00:16:31his stance and posture i mean he's definitely been professionally trained he's been here for a
00:16:37whole year now i how come i never noticed was that really just a lucky shot god how dare you waste
00:16:46bullets and mr redford's precious time mr redford he's just a handyman helping at the range i mean
00:16:51we'd never make a mistake like this
00:16:52only a dump like this would hire such clowns but hey guess that's all you can afford
00:17:03oh mr redford what a shame you came all this way for a circus act is this really the best your
00:17:13shooting club has to offer me you're not welcome here matthew wow jane you've really turned this
00:17:25place into a dump my brother lewis were still around he'd be disappointed my father was a
00:17:33fucking hero you keep his name out of your mouth what are you doing here
00:17:37i'm here to honor my poor brother the fallen hero and to see what this scrappy little shooting
00:17:46range is worth i'm not selling it so you can just go i'm not the one that's going to be leaving
00:17:52this is the loan your father took to build this shooting range putting the land up as collateral
00:18:00you've been making all the minimum payments for the years but the interest just keeps going up
00:18:07yeah well that's none of your business i bought out the bank and financed you which makes me your
00:18:14new creditor you fucking asshole this place was my father's pride and joy and i would go bankrupt
00:18:21before selling it to you one word from me and this plot of land will be up for auction this range will
00:18:29be mine you and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost matthew i mean how can you do this
00:18:37to us you know how hard my father oh come on don't say your uncle never gave you a shot
00:18:43with coach redford here what do you say we settle this with a little contest what do you want you win
00:18:51the range is yours to keep i'll even fund a renovation you lose shooting range is mine forever
00:19:00deal then it's settled if we lose are we gonna get kicked out don't worry sweetie it's not gonna
00:19:15happen don't back down now jane mr redford as coach of the national team we'd be honored to have you judge
00:19:23our little contest don't worry mommy we've got carl that just slow us down
00:19:49let's make this a best of three first round is trap shooting 15 clay pigeons total any weapon of
00:20:02your choosing will provide 15 bullets first person to hit the most targets and the least amount of
00:20:08time wins oh we got the first round in the bank captain alex here once held the state record for
00:20:15trap shooting that's nate foster he's a b-class sharpshooter he's just a cowboy what's the big
00:20:22deal jane leave this first round up to me yeah you'll definitely win this okay guys even though
00:20:27he's only a b-class sharpshooter he's beaten a class gunman in clay pigeon shooting twice
00:20:32two a-class shooters he has a specialty and it's trap shooting
00:20:36maybe we can use him to test the waters round one carl you're up
00:20:54handy man he's only done the team shouldn't we be sending our captain out there jane he's good at
00:20:58polishing guns not shooting them come on everything's on the line here he's probably gonna freak out and piss
00:21:04his pants or something jane are you serious sending a worthless nobody what you got nothing
00:21:10but losers on your team damn nate was just my warm-up i haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve
00:21:18nate foster is just a warm-up he's better than some a-class shooters don't you get it when that nobody
00:21:24loses jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman she's already looking for excuses
00:21:30good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground
00:21:38will you shoot for us
00:21:43jane let me do this look we need to be careful see what nate's level is so just stop complaining
00:21:49and watch his every move oh that's her plan jane thinks i'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy
00:21:56that loser really thinks jane believes in him i ain't here to waste my time all right y'all really
00:22:04sending that handyman hey handyman not everyone gets a chance to lose to a b-class sharpshooter
00:22:09consider it an honor maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are it's just a gun
00:22:15polishing grunt does he really think it's kind of hot shot jane are you sure i mean your opponent is a
00:22:21b-class shooter i've made my choice all right contestants choose your weapon he's actually
00:22:29going up there i can't tell if he's brave or just stupid
00:22:42i didn't come here to pick on something new especially grunt like you not even fit enough to
00:22:46polish my guns so you go ahead princess you can pick first
00:23:00what the shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns probably because he doesn't know
00:23:06how to use a shout that losers about to embarrass us all especially your mommy oh no was i wrong to
00:23:14choose him nice i thought this was going to be a boring snoozefest luckily you brought us a clown to
00:23:22keep us laughing girl what's going on in that head of yours say it ain't so i'm really not going to pick
00:23:30that shotgun there huh too loud for them fragile ears ears yeah for something this easy shotgun's overkill
00:23:41oh don't say i didn't warn you look here i'm down and i imagine how ugly it'd be if i had both
00:23:47uh nate foster blow to make ready
00:24:08so
00:24:15and that was nate foster 15 out of 15 just under 20 seconds 15 in 20 seconds didn't he forget that
00:24:27bullet no he did it on purpose he even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot
00:24:33he's a b-class shooter no way that's an a-class performance if i've ever seen one no he's doing
00:24:39it to mess with carl he's trying to like frazzle him either way carl just sent a fucking chance
00:24:44there a souvenir for you to remember you buy something to remember the day you got destroyed
00:24:50or better yet blow your brains out after you're drowning in shame huh
00:24:56carl you're up
00:25:02nate foster is on another level at this point all he can do is save himself the embarrassment
00:25:15no no no let him try can't wait to see him shift the back
00:25:19i've been acting all high and mighty for way too long about time someone cut you down to size
00:25:23jane's about to see you for what you really are a worthless handyman not too late to switch guns
00:25:28there partner i even turned a blind eye jane just tell carl a fork and he's done enough already
00:25:33i'll put the team on my back we'll win the next round maybe i'm asking too much of him
00:25:37carl can do it i believe in him
00:25:41would you look at that he has a little fan mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men
00:25:52carl wouldn't lie to me he's not a bad man you are
00:25:5817. what's that supposed to mean
00:26:06look this loser's out of his mind ha what's he covering his eyes for
00:26:25what's he covering his eyes for what too much of a wimp to watch himself fail
00:26:41shit you gotta cover his tears
00:26:43fucking cry baby
00:26:44he's just being petty nate did it with one eye so he's got to do it with zero
00:26:48that way if he gets lucky it hits a few he can keep up this pathetic little act
00:26:51exactly if he loses he can just blame it on not being able to see
00:26:55it's the perfect excuse maybe he's not as dumb as he looks
00:26:58he's got it all planned out
00:27:00he hit it
00:27:0515 out of 15 in 17 seconds
00:27:19what the fuck did i just see 17 seconds that's what he wrote down there in the ground
00:27:26he predicted his own score and he did it blindfolded
00:27:30how'd he do that did he do it by ear who is this guy
00:27:36and the round one winner is carl
00:27:3917 seconds just like you asked
00:27:49i knew you could do it you can do it in 17 seconds
00:27:53oh my god carl you actually did it
00:28:00big wolf he sets the traps here he knows the exact path those pigeons take i mean
00:28:05how hard could it be to memorize trajectory and timing yeah he just went with a cheap trick not actual skill
00:28:12what the fuck was that just now huh i spent a damn fortune to hire you sir sir he's how did
00:28:19i know that the handyman was going to be a damn crack shot all right hey how'd you do that save your
00:28:23excuses all right go back to your fucking ranch and shovel horse shit
00:28:27all right i'm done playing nice time for the big guns
00:28:33ms fisher it is an honor
00:28:44i'll be damned ain't that the black widow
00:28:49rachel fisher right
00:28:51sure looks like it i heard she shot her first and second husband's dead
00:28:55inherited their fortunes and still got a huge insurance payout to boot
00:28:58holy shit how'd she get away with that
00:29:01both cases were ruled self-defense justifiable homicide
00:29:04lord knows how she managed to swing that
00:29:07so anyone want to play
00:29:09all right now that the stakes have been raised it's time to get the captain on out there
00:29:20hear that our captain's gonna win with pure talent
00:29:23not some overplayed carnival trick
00:29:26true marksman doesn't rely on flashy stunts like shooting blindfolded
00:29:30it's all about keeping a calm heart and a steady hand
00:29:34take notes bud
00:29:35that's how the real sharpshooters do it
00:29:37damn girl
00:29:43she can handle a rifle with a body like that
00:29:46wouldn't you like to know
00:29:49do you even know who you're up against man
00:29:52trust me
00:29:53i'm not like those
00:29:55two ex-husbands of hers
00:29:57this little femme fatale gimmick
00:29:59ain't gonna work on me
00:30:00really
00:30:01then what if i told you
00:30:04she's the secret partner of the king of guns
00:30:07since when did i have a partner
00:30:14king of guns has a partner
00:30:17a woman
00:30:18wait matthew
00:30:19did she really train with the king of guns
00:30:22of course she did
00:30:23she just about mastered everything he's capable of
00:30:26which means
00:30:27soon
00:30:29the king of guns title
00:30:31will be hers
00:30:32jim
00:30:33you think matthew's bluffing
00:30:35matthew's a big time arms dealer
00:30:37i mean he has pentagon contracts and
00:30:39ties to the black market but
00:30:41even he wouldn't throw around the king of guns name recklessly
00:30:43i don't think
00:30:44so you're saying it's true
00:30:46so what
00:30:47she's still just a chick
00:30:48hey watch yourself
00:30:49it is an honor to have the king of guns ace partner at our shooting range okay
00:30:53miss fisher
00:30:56welcome to my gun range
00:30:58now that you know who i am
00:31:00don't waste my time
00:31:01forfeit
00:31:03one of the king of guns trademark moves is hitting targets that are blocked by obstacles
00:31:11no one's ever figured out how he's pulled it off
00:31:13can you do this
00:31:18that's just some dumb urban legend how the hell do you hit a target blocked by an obstacle
00:31:24i could show you but i don't think this crowd is ready for such an entertaining show
00:31:29well suit yourself
00:31:30but if you really are the ace partner of the king of guns you're gonna have to prove it
00:31:35for round two it'll come down to one shot
00:31:38the challenge for round two is to hit that target over 500 feet away any weapon of your choosing
00:31:45no scope no sights highest score wins i mean i mean that's basically a toss-up
00:31:51how is it even possible to hit that target from here they get one chance to shoot without a sight from this far out forget a bullseye
00:32:01there are a class sharpshooters who couldn't get anywhere near that
00:32:04looks like you want to see the king of guns signature shot there's only two ways to hit the bullseye
00:32:11number one choose a high caliber rifle that's so strong it'll punch through the tires and hit the bullseye
00:32:17and number two is the king of guns signature shot
00:32:21well if you're lucky maybe i'll go with number two if you're gonna forfeit do it now once you see what i've got up my sleeve
00:32:28you'll be out of time
00:32:30give me a break you'd be lucky if you hit the target at all
00:32:36the last person who said that to me got a bullet to the head
00:32:41well ladies first
00:32:46hey don't underestimate her we can't afford to lose right now
00:32:50come on look at her i'm just gonna snap from the recoil
00:32:54if i just hit the target we'll be golden
00:32:56men always thinking with their other head
00:33:06what the fuck she hit it
00:33:26looks like she really did learn from the king of guns
00:33:29holy smokes she actually beat it
00:33:32the bullet ricocheted in the perfect spot
00:33:34i mean that's not luck any error in angle or velocity she would have missed it
00:33:38i mean that's that's insane i can't believe i just saw the king of guns trick shot in person
00:33:43i thought it was a myth
00:33:44it's a shame i really thought she might be the one to figure out my signature shot
00:33:49captain do we still have a shot
00:33:53i could be a good sport let y'all have a chance
00:33:59but we all know who's gonna win
00:34:04nobody else in this ranch can hit that target
00:34:08we should just forfeit
00:34:10look you're the best shot in town
00:34:11if you're gonna go down at least go down swinging
00:34:14don't you get it
00:34:15this is fucking impossible
00:34:17if i use the high caliber rifle to pierce the tire
00:34:19the accuracy would still be way off
00:34:21i'd be lucky to land a nine
00:34:22if you're going to forfeit just do it already
00:34:25i've got a full body spa session to go to
00:34:27really none of you stand a chance against the black widow
00:34:32face the facts jane
00:34:33there's no point in even trying now
00:34:35just sign the paper
00:34:39and hand the range over to me
00:34:41guys the range is done for
00:34:42we should see if matthew will take us in
00:34:44hey man watch what you're saying
00:34:45jane's standing right here
00:34:46she's about to get kicked out
00:34:48if we want to save our own skins
00:34:50we have to side with the winning team
00:34:51i'm sorry sweetie
00:34:59tried to hold on to grandma's gun range as long as i could
00:35:02i guess fate had a different plan
00:35:04carl you should probably go with him too
00:35:07matthew might let you keep your job
00:35:09no mommy
00:35:11you know how that lady said she's the
00:35:14daddy's partner to the king of guns
00:35:16well i think i know who the king of guns is
00:35:19it's him
00:35:21oh
00:35:21don't be silly
00:35:24why would the king of guns be working at our gun range
00:35:27but i just know it's carl
00:35:30don't give up yet
00:35:34still haven't taken my shot
00:35:36him again
00:35:42there's got to be more to this guy that meets the eye
00:35:46oh wow look at you mr handyman
00:35:51you gonna beat me with that little pistol
00:35:53that's the plan
00:35:56can you even see the target
00:35:59we hit a 10
00:36:00oh you think you can pierce those tires and hit that bullseye with a
00:36:04nine millimeter caliber bullet
00:36:06mr valentine this handyman's always strutting around like he's some bigwig
00:36:10yeah he knows a couple flashy tricks but that's it
00:36:13if jane hadn't given the job here out of pity
00:36:15he'd be riding on the streets
00:36:16yeah he won that last round with a stupid trick
00:36:19and say anyone see how nice he's been to rebecca
00:36:21bet it's because he's trying to hit on her mom
00:36:23that's enough
00:36:24leave him alone
00:36:26something's not right here
00:36:39holy mother of god
00:36:45he must have shot the last three bullets through the first bullet hole
00:36:56looks like it's time for this hero to come save the day
00:37:04time to watch this clown make an absolute fool of himself
00:37:08hey someone record this
00:37:10this is gonna make an amazing blooper reel
00:37:13what an idiot
00:37:14carl
00:37:15i don't
00:37:17no mommy you have to trust carl
00:37:21he's the king of guns
00:37:23that is the funniest thing i have ever heard
00:37:32if he's the king of guns
00:37:33then i'm the second coming of christ
00:37:36is he really going through with this what a fucking weirdo
00:37:50seriously he's just dragging this out and wasting all our damn time
00:37:53the black widow personally mentored with the king of guns
00:37:57this fool might as well be shooting from across the pacific ocean
00:38:00this will be good
00:38:02i believe in you carl
00:38:05contestant two
00:38:10make ready
00:38:11pay attention
00:38:16you're only gonna see this once
00:38:17what you did that wasn't the king of guns signature shot
00:38:21this is
00:38:22what in god's name that's impossible
00:38:46the extreme momentum and spin made that bullet curve
00:38:49this this is the real deal
00:38:51a legendary shot like that could only be made by the king of guns
00:38:55and all that you were saying earlier was wrong
00:38:57he hit every bullseye every single time
00:39:00so perfectly
00:39:01that the other three shots went right through the same hole
00:39:05didn't even leave a mark
00:39:06a move like that
00:39:08could it be
00:39:11are you
00:39:13now that composure
00:39:16the skill
00:39:17this man right here he's the real king of guns
00:39:20yay i knew it
00:39:21carl's the king of guns
00:39:23no it has to be
00:39:24this is the king of guns
00:39:26the round two winner is carl
00:39:28the king of guns
00:39:29he's the real king of guns
00:39:31oh no
00:39:32i just embarrassed myself in front of the goat
00:39:35the king of guns has returned
00:39:40i finally found him
00:39:41what would the king of guns be doing here of all places
00:39:45i never would have thought that that was him
00:39:47he was just some handyman a second ago
00:39:49what if this is just one of his dirty tricks
00:39:51no but who else besides the king of guns could curve a bullet
00:39:55i'm so sorry sir i
00:39:59i had no idea you were the real king of guns
00:40:01i should have never claimed to be your partner
00:40:03all i've dreamed of is training under you
00:40:05i'll do anything
00:40:06that disgusting bitch
00:40:08how dare she use his reputation for her own personal gang
00:40:12useless fraud
00:40:15i can't believe i fell for your lies
00:40:18mark my words
00:40:19you will pay the price
00:40:21mr king of guns
00:40:22i have been looking for you for ages
00:40:25i'm not the king of guns
00:40:29you're not
00:40:30then how the hell did you do that
00:40:32it's a lucky shot i guess
00:40:34hey you uh sir uh mr king of guns
00:40:37please work with me
00:40:39i'll agree to whatever terms you set
00:40:41i told you
00:40:43i'm not the king of guns
00:40:45we won both rounds
00:40:46it's time for you to leave
00:40:47yes yes yes of course
00:40:49um call me anytime
00:40:52and as we agreed
00:40:54i will never touch this range
00:40:56so you and my dad were army buddies huh
00:41:15and uh you're saying that he died
00:41:18because of you
00:41:19yeah it's true
00:41:24if i'd have listened to him
00:41:25our position might not have been exposed
00:41:27why are you telling me this now
00:41:30do you expect me to be like grateful
00:41:32for everything you've done around here since you died
00:41:34or are you asking for i don't know like forgiveness
00:41:38i just thought that you should know the truth
00:41:40well the truth
00:41:41well the truth
00:41:46is that my dad died saving you
00:41:50look at you
00:41:51hiding from your whole like king of guns identity
00:41:55wasting away at my gun range
00:41:58are you just helping me to make yourself feel like less guilty
00:42:01to try and fulfill some sort of like sick twisted savior complex
00:42:05look jane i'm sorry
00:42:06no apologizing isn't gonna bring him back
00:42:09i could choose
00:42:11it would be me instead of him
00:42:13do you really think that saying that is gonna make me feel any better
00:42:17carl my dad is dead and nothing you can do is gonna change that
00:42:22jane jane listen to me
00:42:23i know i'm not him
00:42:26he's a better man than i will ever be
00:42:27but supporting you and her back up protecting the shooting range it is everything to me
00:42:31it's what lewis want
00:42:33oh just shut up
00:42:34don't be talking
00:42:35hey okay fine
00:42:38look i'm sorry
00:42:39i never want to see you again
00:42:43so what's next now that your last mission's over
00:42:57i spent my entire life in the service
00:43:02once this uniform comes off
00:43:04i just want to get back to my gun range
00:43:06my daughter
00:43:07my grandkid
00:43:08you just set a new world record man
00:43:10i don't call you the king of guns for nothing
00:43:13k-o-g
00:43:15k-o-g
00:43:15i will treasure this pistol
00:43:18as a token of our friendship
00:43:19i love you guys but if you ever try and leave me again i'm not gonna be so nice
00:43:32hey carl check it out man your video of your trick shot went viral it's got over a hundred million views
00:43:44carl where are you going
00:43:46i'm just taking a vacation for a little while okay
00:43:49carl when are you gonna come back
00:43:55i just wanted to say thank you for helping us keep our range
00:43:58it's the least i could do
00:43:59mommy and i will be waiting for you while you're gone
00:44:03and when you come back please be my daddy
00:44:10and when you come back please be my daddy
00:44:13um don't say that but carl is the daddy that i've always wanted
00:44:20hey hey hey okay you got a pinky promise me that you'll listen to your mommy while i'm gone okay
00:44:43so where's this famous handyman sharpshooter at
00:44:52you're carl i'm hank and i'm here to invite you to join our organization the one
00:44:58the one like the deadliest team of assassins in the world
00:45:02huh so you've heard of us listen my people can get you anything you need resources connections
00:45:09weapons and not to mention
00:45:14cold hard cash think of this as an appetizer a little show of sincerity once you're one of us
00:45:21you'll make a fortune off of every shot you take i'm talking more money than you can count
00:45:27thanks by my days of shooting the killer over
00:45:30what's the point of guns if not to kill
00:45:35and you're going to waste your talent plinking steel at some back-ass shooting range
00:45:39i made myself clear years ago i swore my gun would never draw blood again and that is a promise
00:45:45i intend to keep now please leave and what is not enough money don't be shy my man name your price
00:45:53it's always about the money
00:46:01you want more still not enough hey stop leave my property immediately this is a stand your ground
00:46:08state and i swear to god i will shoot you hey good looking this handyman your boyfriend or what you
00:46:13looking out for your sweetheart don't test me
00:46:19not bad decent reflexes but there's something you should know i've got five snipers stationed in
00:46:25the area you pull that trigger you your boyfriend your little girl everybody at this range is dead
00:46:31before you can even blink jane take it easy come on show me what you're made of you think you can
00:46:38protect them jane all right all right enough with the joking you thought i brought snipers i was
00:46:55bluffing you idiot you said you're gonna never shed blood again fine i guess you just have to watch
00:47:01while the people you love most suffer
00:47:11listen i just work here this has nothing to do with what you think i don't know that
00:47:16i'm just showing you what happens when people get in my way
00:47:31it's okay mommy's okay carl just accept this offer you're gonna get us all killed oh just shut up
00:47:39carl please just say yes what's the point of your whole pacifist act if it's gonna end with us
00:47:43lying in a pool of our own blood good point don't you think i'll count it down for you let's see how
00:47:48many shots it takes for you to crack that's enough looks like you finally got the message except wait
00:47:53aren't you just some guy who works here i mean don't these people mean nothing to you
00:47:58i'll start with the one who's already bleeding out and this time i'm not aiming at her leg
00:48:02i said enough let them go i'll join your organization
00:48:12oh how sweet our noble hero can't bear to see his lover in pain didn't hit any major arteries let's get
00:48:19your bandage up okay hey whoa whoa whoa not so fast did i say you could join yet what more do you want
00:48:26you see now it's your turn to beg me i might consider letting you in you had your chance to
00:48:31say yes when i was still asking nicely but now i'm gonna make you get on your knees and beg me like a
00:48:37little bitch you do that and i might consider letting you in you're way out of line do you have
00:48:42any idea who you're threatening right now what's that oh please tell me by all means he's the best shot
00:48:48in the world he's the king of guns do you think anybody else would be able to curve a bullet like you saw
00:48:52in that video
00:48:57boss this bitch seems serious maybe we should check the intel
00:49:02look at these ignorant clowns floating around their silly conspiracy theories not a
00:49:07clue how the world really works let me let you dummies in on a little secret the king of guns
00:49:13dropped off the map a year ago because he was killed what yup shot in the head one year ago during
00:49:20operation maple leaf
00:49:23carl operation maple leaf that sniper it was one of them i knew it there's no way carl was actually the
00:49:30king of guns it was all some big lie now we're all gonna die because this loser messed with the wrong
00:49:34guy oh just shut up now is not time for your whining we're all gonna die carl think about us about
00:49:41rebecca you can't drag us down with you like this please i'm begging you i'll join the one just let them
00:49:51go what was that i don't know it didn't really sound like you mean it
00:50:00hey hey it's okay everything's gonna be okay
00:50:08come on put some real feeling into it say it louder
00:50:15listen kid whoever the your daddy is right now he's nothing but the dirt beneath my shoes
00:50:19better get to begging or make sure that annoying little brat never speaks again
00:50:23please i'm begging you please let me join your organization this is your king of guns this is the
00:50:32noble hero who swore to never shed blood all i see in front of me is a spineless coward
00:50:38come on round of applause for our newest recruit you fucking bastard
00:50:54now it's time for your initiation
00:50:59hey you know we spent the fortune on you what's wrong with a little trial run i mean i don't know if that
00:51:03video was real or ai what the hell do you want hey don't be a baby this is the last test i promise
00:51:09we'll be working together real soon seeing is believing i want to watch you curve the bullet with
00:51:15my own eyes one shot and you'll let them go yep that's all it takes i want to make things a little
00:51:22bit more exciting i want to see you curve the bullet around your woman and hit him
00:51:33what the fuck why me
00:51:36no get off of me i could tell you hate his guts just think of it as a sign-on bonus carl don't do this
00:51:44well have you lost your mind a human life for your silly little game i mean aren't you the king of guns
00:51:50it should be easy to land a shot that won't even kill him although i wouldn't mind seeing his head get
00:51:54blown off i don't give a fuck
00:52:09carl
00:52:11lewis lewis
00:52:20i can't i knew it i knew that video was just some ai bullshit
00:52:36no what are you waiting for beat him up
00:52:48oh check this out fancy revolver oh wow look at this fucking thing jesus
00:53:03what is this
00:53:07what are you a washed up vet is that why you're too chicken to pull the trigger you got ptsd or something
00:53:12don't give that back that's my guys oh so it's important huh what that gives me an idea
00:53:26i'll kill you
00:53:41you bit me you little bitch
00:53:46you know i like this gun it's not bad i think i'll be keeping it you know everybody who's tried to fool me is dead right
00:53:52i think i'll take it easy on you so you have time to regret your silly little oath
00:54:05what did the doctor say she has a concussion and a broken rip from the head how could somebody do this to a kid
00:54:20hey baby daddy mommy is fat you yeah yeah daddy and mommy are here how are you feeling
00:54:36it hurts daddy hurts mommy hurts too i have to protect them we're okay rebecca
00:54:48rebecca it's just the painkiller is kicking her she's okay just let her get some rest okay
00:55:06mr smith welcome what brings you in today i had heard you were scouting out a new recruit
00:55:25picked up this sweet little piece today i want to get it personalized scrub clean of any old marks
00:55:29uh
00:55:35this gun get rid of the numbers insignia new crib
00:55:42you know the drill
00:55:45now you make sure my name is the only one that's left on there got it
00:55:49yes i understand it's just this gun appears to be
00:55:53unique for a special case like this i'd have to talk to my boss mr valentine
00:56:00well get to it don't waste my time
00:56:08you heard me make sure jane's gun range is renovated with top of the line equipment
00:56:12don't worry about cost i'll cover everything
00:56:18mr valentine hank brought in an antique revolver just now and he wants to have it scrubbed clean and
00:56:27personalized
00:56:28this revolver
00:56:30this revolver
00:56:32do you say where he got this no but you know hank is he definitely mugs the poor sucker for it
00:56:44curl all over jesus this is god this revolver belongs to the king of guns
00:56:54there's some place that i need to be stay here with rebecca
00:57:13you said your gun would never drop blood again
00:57:17yeah i tried to walk away from all that bloodshed they brought this on themselves
00:57:24my family's collection of guns is in the back of the range take your pick
00:57:29no i've got my own collection take care of rebecca
00:57:35and you're sure these are the guys that did it
00:57:39yeah make them pay for what they did to my dad
00:57:44i will
00:57:48i can't wait
00:57:48just promise me you'll make it out of this life
00:58:10i promise
00:58:18what took you so long it's no good for business old man where did you get this gun
00:58:25you're in no position to be asking any questions now get to work i said where did you get this gun
00:58:32who gives a
00:58:33shit very well get the fuck out of my shop and take your shit with you now are you crazy
00:58:40don't forget matthew you made a fortune off of us
00:58:45what
00:58:47say that again
00:58:50i mean for years you've you've been working for us
00:58:52i don't work for you kid i work with your father i'll ask you one last time where did you get the gun
00:59:02did you kill the owner no
00:59:09sure made his life to live in hell though
00:59:15wow
00:59:15wow you couldn't even finish the job he's still alive good job you've sure gone and done it
00:59:24yeah
00:59:28of course you did
00:59:32oh you're pointing a gun at me now
00:59:36in my gun shop just as reckless as your master
00:59:42mr sedgei smith saw what you did to his son i'll come for you
00:59:45then shoot now and finish it off or get the fuck out of here
00:59:57you think you can scare me huh because you work with my old man you're dead
01:00:02call my father tell him that matthew turned on us
01:00:05while you're at it give mr smith a message from me
01:00:09tell him i found who he's been looking for
01:00:11you take me for an idiot i know where you got that gun you stole it from a rundown
01:00:19shooting range on the east side right how'd you know ever hear the name carl oliver
01:00:29the king of guns that's right
01:00:37now look at the writing on the bottom of this grip
01:00:41so
01:00:43no way that guy at the shooting range is the king of guns
01:01:03mommy
01:01:09are you kidding me you think the king of guns is working at some rinky dink ass shooting range
01:01:21you mean this loser hmm
01:01:24the video's a fake it's ai that's him he's the king of guns don't believe everything you see online old
01:01:32man he's not the king of guns i saw with my own eyes he's two chicken that pulled the trigger i had him
01:01:38begging for his life under my foot couldn't do not even after i hit his little girl
01:01:43what you hit rebecca yeah she was crying for her daddy
01:01:50you've doomed us all
01:01:51i even saw with my own eyes that bullet really did curve around shut up you know what i saw i saw a coward
01:02:03watch his wife get shot but he's about to die still couldn't pull the trigger you really think a
01:02:09wimp like that's the king of guns
01:02:11bullshit relax when my dad gets here we'll go back to the range burn it down and keep him groveling like
01:02:18the worthless trash that he is no that's not it this has nothing to do with fear
01:02:24he swore to himself he would never shoot to kill again oh not this again listen the only thing you
01:02:32should be worried about is what you're going to say to my dad when he gets here you idiots you
01:02:36attacked a man who washed his hands clean you pushed him to take his gun and returned
01:02:44dad you're finally here matthew turned on us even hit me leave us i need to have a word with matthew
01:02:59dad get the fuck out
01:03:02i heard you have found the man i was looking for yes mr smith but you struck my son yes i did oh
01:03:21care to explain why your son stole a gun from the king of guns
01:03:26and he and beat his little girl
01:03:39are you sure it's the king of guns i'm sure of all people you would recognize him
01:03:45fucking miss you have the audacity to report back to me wait you you didn't say that the
01:03:56hit was on the king of guns i want you blow somebody's head up from 4 000 meters away
01:04:01but i did take out his spotter that's it's got to be worth a bit of the bounty right
01:04:06yeah okay
01:04:32bring my son in
01:04:36you were sent to scout a new recruit today correct yes he just didn't measure up you're so
01:04:48fucked matthew
01:04:55clean yourself you want me to step out dad what'd i do you failed your task today
01:05:04i followed protocol i offered him money he didn't measure up that is not the problem what i don't get
01:05:11it oh because you didn't kill him you idiot
01:05:18what all because i didn't kill that loser that's what's got you so mad
01:05:33it's not about what you did it's about who you did it to
01:05:36isn't he just some nobody who works at a shooting range you should be glad you're my son or i would
01:05:44have killed you with my own hands but my anger is nothing compared to who you have provoked
01:05:50what's the big deal i thought he was just some nobody working at a shooting range
01:05:54that nobody is the king of guns carl oliver
01:06:03a year ago he disappeared and word on the street is that we took him out and that rumor made the one a legend among assassins but i'm the only one who knew the truth
01:06:20the king of guns is still alive
01:06:27for a year now i have enjoyed the glory and fame that that lie has brought
01:06:32but the truth kept me up at night knowing that my worst nightmare was still out there
01:06:37and now my son you have called my worst nightmare to me
01:06:54i'll clean up my own mess
01:07:00dad
01:07:01i'll clean up my own mess
01:07:02oh
01:07:03and how do you plan to do that
01:07:06i'll take my men and i'll kill them now
01:07:08could you fucking you weren't listening to a single word i said were you
01:07:15it's too late
01:07:17he's the king of guns and he's coming for you
01:07:21and you will do nothing because there's nothing you can do
01:07:30he's really the king of guns and i humiliated him
01:07:33fuck
01:07:45this is matthew valentine
01:07:47is it with you
01:07:50yes it is
01:07:51seeing you in five
01:07:53mr oliver
01:07:57mr oliver
01:08:03what did he say he's on his way
01:08:11i gotta get out of here i gotta hide
01:08:12don't move
01:08:14you stay right where you are you
01:08:15fucking idiot
01:08:19give me your phone
01:08:28hello mr oliver
01:08:30i am the leader of the one
01:08:31and i heard about the incident at the shooting range and would like to extend my sincerest apologies
01:08:40i understand my son has offended you and if it will resolve the matter i will have his legs cut off
01:08:45and i will deliver them to you along with 15 million in compensation
01:08:53we can settle this like civilized men
01:08:55don't let hate drag you back into the life you left behind
01:09:00you swore your lord of god would never drop blood again
01:09:08what'd he say huh
01:09:10will i give you all right
01:09:11he wants you dead
01:09:15have your men guard you round the clock
01:09:18of course
01:09:23all my men are a-class shooters this this this won't be easy
01:09:34you called me a nobody handyman
01:09:48but here i am
01:09:51the king of guns
01:10:04mr oliver
01:10:11please
01:10:12it's all a misunderstanding we can talk this out
01:10:21on your right
01:10:22what the
01:10:32fuck he shot the bullet
01:10:43the bullet curved you really are the king of guns
01:11:00you said it yourself
01:11:02seeing is believing
01:11:13it's
01:11:20mr oliver
01:11:22you got what you wanted
01:11:23let me go
01:11:25thanks to your son
01:11:26i finally found the man who killed my friend
01:11:30this is for lewis
01:11:40the man who killed my friend
01:11:47jane your shooting range has passed all inspections and is ready for business
01:11:54thank you
01:11:55this is so amazing
01:11:57hey and just in time for the national sharpshooter competition
01:12:00and it's all brand new equipment and guns i even extended your range a few hundred yards
01:12:06i wish carl were here
01:12:13still no news from carl
01:12:14after he got his revenge
01:12:18he disappeared again i've had my men looking for him but
01:12:24his reappearance shook up the world of assassins and the military
01:12:29as for the one the fbi has wiped them out you don't have to worry about them coming after you
01:12:36all thanks to carl
01:12:38he'll be back right
01:12:43hey
01:12:47heard you got an opening
01:12:57you
01:12:57you
01:12:59you
01:13:01you
01:13:03you
01:13:05you
01:13:07you
01:13:09you
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