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Merry Christmas, Don Moretti Full Episode
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00:01She does it sweetheart.
00:03Look how sweet it's your name on it.
00:07We go.
00:08Not a chance, Freddy.
00:10We came in the box.
00:11I gotta...
00:12Help!
00:13Help me!
00:15Help me please!
00:20Let the lady go.
00:30Shut up, janitor.
00:33You stick to your chores.
00:35I take it you never heard a snake guy sledge.
00:38Does that name mean anything to you?
00:40I never cared much for childish names.
00:42Why don't we make this easy?
00:44And let the lady go.
00:45Who the hell do you think you are?
00:47Break his legs.
00:48Both of them.
00:49Deadly even bleeding in the parking garage.
00:55Come on, sweetheart.
00:56We got plans.
01:00It's pretty nice.
01:05Come on!
01:22Who the hell are you?
01:30You okay?
01:44Don't worry.
01:45I'll get you the safety.
01:47Hey.
01:52You're dead!
01:53You hear me?
01:54Dead!
01:55What the hell are you idiots waiting for?
01:57Kill him!
01:580
02:088
02:13Wait!
02:14That's the president the dead of theünd, what the hell is she doing here?
02:18Don Moretti, you're needed.
02:25Don Moretti?
02:28Holy fuck!
02:30I am fucked!
02:33How many times have I told you not to bother me?
02:36Unless someone is dying, or we're going backwards.
02:39So what is it?
02:40The board has convened.
02:41They're requesting you chair the meeting.
02:44The board can't handle himself?
02:46Tell him to wait till morning.
02:47I've got plans with my son.
02:50I'm sorry, sir.
02:51I don't think this one can wait.
02:54Who's she?
02:56It's a long story.
02:58Just get her home safe.
03:11And, uh, what do you want me to do with them?
03:14Idiots?
03:17The damn nigh's away.
03:19We're in public.
03:19People are going to get hurt.
03:22This was a total misunderstanding.
03:25Mr. Don Moretti, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
03:28You can call me Richie.
03:31Richie?
03:31What happened to tough guy, snake-eyed sledge?
03:37I stand before you, but a worm.
03:40Unworthy of your attention.
03:42This was a misunderstanding.
03:44It was a mistake.
03:46If you ever slither near a woman like that again,
03:49I will skin you alive and make a nice flaw to myself.
03:54Now get out of my sight.
04:06What the hell was that?
04:12Dad?
04:15Babe, what are you looking at?
04:16Uh, nothing.
04:19My name is...
04:19Bye, baby.
04:20Bye, Steve.
04:22Yeah, I'll see you.
04:28Before the meeting,
04:30the annual report for Desert Crown Police.
04:32Hey, Aaron.
04:46Hey, were you just outside of the Desert Crown?
04:48I thought I just saw you.
04:50Oh, you must be tired, kiddo.
04:52I'm running arrows across town.
04:55Don't stay out too late, okay?
04:57Yeah, okay, Dad.
04:59I'm just dropping Vanessa off.
05:00Oh, and by the way,
05:02I signed you up for a dating website.
05:04You've got a blind date tomorrow.
05:06What? A blind date?
05:10What? A blind date?
05:13A blind date.
05:15The kid's lost his mind.
05:17His heart's in the right place, I'm sure.
05:19His heart, maybe.
05:20But his brain is...
05:22completely set to airplane mode.
05:25How long are you planning on hiding your identity from him?
05:30I promised his mother I'd look after him.
05:33Keep him grounded, raise him right.
05:36No more, he's too good-hearted.
05:38He always sees the best in people,
05:40but never the bad.
05:43He's a long way from taking over from me.
05:46You'd really move mountains for him, wouldn't you?
05:57What's that?
05:58The heart of the ocean.
05:59Or your date tomorrow.
06:01Your diamonds tend to go over well, would you?
06:05Don't remind me.
06:06So you're Fear of Spring.
06:19Minus the filter and professional lightings.
06:22Look, I'm not here to waste time.
06:25If you want to marry me,
06:26you better have a six-figure income.
06:30I'm sorry.
06:32Go on.
06:32Yeah, my son's getting married,
06:34so he's going to need a home
06:36and also a car.
06:40Something European,
06:41like a Mercedes or a Porsche.
06:44Oh, and I'm going to need a monthly allowance.
06:48You know, for like hair, Botox, nails, designer bags.
06:53Yeah, I'm thinking $10,000 a month.
06:56Should probably come up.
06:58Oh, I'm sorry.
06:59But do you see walking ATM tattooed on my forehead?
07:04ATM?
07:06Ugh.
07:07What I'm giving you is practically a clearance sale.
07:13Don't worry.
07:15I'll get you to see.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:20It's him.
07:22Miss Springs,
07:23can I ask you something?
07:25What exactly are you going to bring to this relationship?
07:30Me?
07:32Well, I'm a housewife.
07:36But my son is in development at Meridian Ventures,
07:39the biggest company in Nevada.
07:42So if you marry me,
07:44you can ride his coattails straight to retirement.
07:48Speaking of,
07:49what do you do for a living?
07:51Oh, you're going to be very disappointed.
07:53I do the odd job here and there.
07:56Whatever it takes to pay minimum wage.
08:02Minimum wage?
08:04Are you kidding me?
08:06Oh, do you usually do this on days?
08:08Like, waste people's time?
08:11Miss Hart.
08:11We found him.
08:12The man who saved you last night.
08:14Michael Smith.
08:15He's a local.
08:16Would you like me to send him the same cue?
08:18No.
08:19I'll deliver it in person.
08:20Come on, show a little respect.
08:26Respect is earned with money.
08:30And you're broke!
08:32Everyone,
08:34take a look at this loser
08:35who decides to show up on a date
08:38with nothing but the clothes on his back.
08:42Listen, lady.
08:43If I'm not who you're looking for,
08:44feel free to walk through that door.
08:47But let's not make a scene.
08:48Who would want you?
08:50I mean,
08:51you're old!
08:53What woman would ever want you?
08:56I would.
08:59And who the hell are you?
09:01Someone who knows a real man when she sees one.
09:03The date's over.
09:04He's with me now.
09:05You would actually want this pen...
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