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00:00Oh, it's crazy now, mate.
00:03You can warm me up when you get back inside.
00:05Oh, hold your horses.
00:06You've got that adoption meeting to get ready for, remember?
00:08Yeah, you're coming at all.
00:10It's okay, you ain't gonna want me there, is she?
00:11It's a family interview and they already know you with these.
00:14Yeah.
00:15Oi, watch it!
00:17Oi, but you got a problem?
00:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, come on, look.
00:20It's obviously an accident, wasn't it?
00:22Sorry, I didn't see you.
00:26Just be careful next time, yeah?
00:28Okay.
00:30Hey, you've got to get your light out, Alfie, come on!
00:32See?
00:34Show the adoption book what a reformed character you want.
00:38Come on, Harry.
00:39Get you a cup, too.
00:43Harry!
00:44Ben, we can't just leave! What about Ricky and Charlie?
00:46It's out of my hands and in his.
00:47Well, Jane, Jane, hold on.
00:48You don't need to drag Lily and Charlie into this.
00:51They're under my duty of care.
00:52What? No, you've got me and Alfie helping, right?
00:54Exactly.
00:56How about we go and give them a match, yeah?
00:57No amount of drugs is going to stop me from seeing Jasmine for what she's really like,
01:01so you have got until lunchtime to get rid or we're out.
01:06Penny!
01:06You know what?
01:10I don't think Jean's slept a wink.
01:12Again, after last night.
01:15Oh, mate, I'm going to have to go.
01:16I've got to get ready for this meeting.
01:17Dave, it's all good, darling.
01:18I've got this.
01:20Cheers.
01:20No blooming breakfast customers, then.
01:25I reckon Ian's intercepted them all.
01:27Good thing, too, because we are not equipped to compete with the cat.
01:31We could do with the extra income.
01:34Max has got a load of flat viewings later.
01:36I thought you'd be pleased to see the back of him.
01:38Him, yes.
01:39His wallet, no.
01:41You rub that any harder, darling.
01:43A genie's going to jump out.
01:45Oh, wait.
01:46Let me guess.
01:47Max has tried another round of tonsil tennis, has he?
01:49No, no, no, no.
01:50It's this school reunion.
01:52The more I think about it, the more I want to give it a miss.
01:55Honey keeps texting, all excited.
01:56I mean, it's not even her school.
01:58This sounds like nerves to me.
02:00Listen, only losers in life avoid these events.
02:03You show up and you peacock the hell out of it with your wins.
02:07Oh, what?
02:08Running a cash-track B&B with my overbearing mother?
02:10Excuse me, this is a boutique hotel.
02:13What do you mean, overbearing?
02:16I swear, if this is Honey, I...
02:18Hello?
02:23Yes, speaking.
02:26Ollie?
02:33I think you're just a spare-ass for me, honey.
02:35Where's the box with all my hair stuff?
02:37I have no idea.
02:39Well, there's no rush.
02:41I have to change it into something more demure.
02:43Sookie's orders.
02:44I need a quick shower as well before we head over.
02:47What, are you coming to the adoption meeting?
02:48Yeah.
02:49I'm going to prove to them that I can behave and that I'm a change man.
02:54Um, no, Dad, I'm not going to lie, yeah?
02:56What Grandma was saying earlier is that she definitely did not want you there today.
03:01I mean, it ain't personal.
03:03Well, it kind of is, but, like...
03:05Just think about it.
03:05Who'd let a family associate with someone like Dad adopt a kid?
03:09Just with your record and all.
03:10Oh, it's fine.
03:11Well, I'd rather not be interrogated anyway, so...
03:14But we're turning over a new leaf.
03:17Daddy's just worried about good role models.
03:19Right, come on.
03:20You lot better finish getting ready.
03:21You want to be there on my account, do you?
03:23Look.
03:24Right, go on.
03:25Off you go.
03:26And you.
03:30It's all good.
03:31Fine.
03:32Where's my jacket?
03:32I don't know.
03:33You've got something really good.
03:34Nice.
03:36Where's my jacket?
03:38I swear you had it.
03:39No, my jacket's...
03:40Come on, why's taking so long?
03:42My jacket, Mum?
03:43Yeah, and I need to look like that.
03:45I've got tons of people here.
03:47So now you just need to focus on your recovery.
03:51You keep your head down, get your eyes open, alright?
03:54And learn more about accidentally bumping into Ravi.
03:59Gina.
04:01Morning.
04:02Hi.
04:07Just give it time.
04:09She deserves better.
04:11Then I'll get to keep the girl doing.
04:14Hey, listen.
04:15Me and the kids.
04:16We're getting a load of Chinese in the night, mate.
04:19I want to watch a film.
04:20Fancy it?
04:21Yeah, sounds sweet.
04:23Yeah, see?
04:24See, I told you, old man, I'd look out for you, didn't I?
04:27Hey, Billy.
04:28There's a bird over there that's ironed up your ceramic token.
04:31Joke.
04:32It's worth a few quid, then.
04:34Right, I'll see you tonight, OK?
04:35And keep your nose clean.
04:39You all right?
04:40Yeah.
04:41Where are we at with Ravi?
04:43Delivery's just landed.
04:43Enough for a nice little cocktail.
04:47All we need now is a visit from Ravi.
04:52You sure you're stood up for this?
04:56With every bone in my body.
04:59Get this in, sweetheart.
05:00Just follow your nose, darling.
05:01I mean, Corfu's hardly the size of Warford, is it?
05:04Everything's your end.
05:06The boys and Jasmine all right?
05:07Yeah, yeah, boys are good, and Jasmine has fitted in, like, you know, like, butter on toast.
05:12Trust me, everything is fine, darling.
05:14Just, um...
05:15The cat, listen, you're cutting it.
05:19Listen, if you can hear me, I love you.
05:20I'll talk to you later.
05:21Oi, oi, oi, oi.
05:23You and I'll scrank doing a runner, are you?
05:24No, Oscar's gone to cover the store.
05:27I just thought I'd best head considering Gene's stitching out ultimatums.
05:30OK, OK, well, let's just forget about that little kerfuffle last night.
05:35Now, Jean...
05:36She has a point.
05:37I have done some really messed up things, Alfie, OK?
05:40You do not want me sticking around.
05:41Hey, listen to me.
05:42I want all my family sticking around, OK?
05:45Now, we're forgiving you for everything that's happened.
05:48But the Slaters and the Moons, we protect our own, OK?
05:53Come a hell or a high water.
05:54Jean didn't get that memo, did she?
05:57OK, no, I get that.
05:58Listen, once Jean's on her new meds, it'll balance her out.
06:03Jazz, come on, just give her a few days.
06:06I promise you, you're surrounded by people who care about you.
06:09At least think about it, yeah?
06:13You just don't sound like Ollie.
06:15Lashing out, hitting other kids.
06:18Well, Patrick said a similar thing about Anthony.
06:21You've got to watch a man's temper.
06:22You never know where he might lead.
06:25Ollie's ten.
06:26Even so, girl.
06:28Linda, I've sent you about six texts.
06:31Are we still on for tonight?
06:32Oh, honey, look, I really appreciate you offering to join me,
06:35but I'm not going to go to the reunion tonight.
06:37I really need to talk to Ollie after school.
06:40Oh, no, I was really looking forward to tonight.
06:43Even if the legs waxed.
06:44Not here you didn't.
06:45No.
06:45I presumed you were closed because of family bereavement.
06:50When was the last time you did something fun for Linda?
06:55Eh?
06:56She's got a point.
06:57No.
06:58That would be £30, please.
07:00Exactly.
07:02Carpool DM.
07:03It's for your own sanity.
07:05Please.
07:06All right, I guess.
07:07Okay, all right.
07:08Good.
07:09Well, I'll see you tonight.
07:10I'll see you tonight.
07:10Well, that would look nice.
07:11Oh.
07:14Just there.
07:16Yeah, I've got it.
07:21Has anyone seen my purse?
07:24I need to book a coach to Edinburgh for this evening.
07:28Well, you're not looking at care homes up there, are you?
07:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:31Me and Nigel will put in our house on the market.
07:33We need it sold as soon as.
07:36Where's the big step?
07:37Yeah, well, it's a necessary one.
07:39So, er, where are you going to live?
07:42About long term?
07:43Oh, I haven't thought that far ahead.
07:44Oh!
07:45Oh!
07:46Er, I'm just concentrating on Nigel's needs at the moment.
07:50Yeah, well, I hope it goes well.
07:51Oh, thanks.
07:53See you two later.
07:59So, she does know that you're taking him abroad, yeah?
08:03You had a more concentrate on what Nigel needs.
08:06Well, Portuguese sun, coastal views, doing the world of good.
08:10Yeah, but you're planning on bringing him back, yeah?
08:11Listen, Nigel, don't need dumping in some grotty care home.
08:14I know that much.
08:15Phil, soon enough, he's not going to know if he's in the Algarve or down the allotment.
08:19He just needs familiar faces and a lot of support.
08:22Yeah, well, Grant said we could stay at his.
08:23Oh, yeah.
08:24Right, Grant's going to slip on a penny, is he, and play at Florence Nightingale?
08:27Sam, Nigel is dying.
08:30Don't you think he deserves one break away before that happens?
08:33So, just keep your big hair, yeah?
08:38What, and Anthony's sons definitely won't come down for the funeral?
08:42I don't think their mother will permit that.
08:44But Patrick's their granddad.
08:46Surely they'll want to see him, you know?
08:47Hey.
08:49Right, ladies, hope you enjoyed it.
08:50Yeah, lovely.
08:51Yeah, lovely.
08:51Out, John, I won't be long, mate.
08:53I know what you want.
08:54Seems like you could use a hand.
08:57Good thing I'm saying, then, innit?
09:00Hey, lovely.
09:02Well, if you're going to stay, you can hold a fork for me while I go and change the barrel.
09:05Yeah, sure.
09:05As long as you don't put your back out.
09:07Oh, very funny.
09:07You come here.
09:08So you've chosen the demonic heathen over your own family?
09:14Now, Jean, now you listen.
09:16No, you listen.
09:17After all my investigations, she is bad news.
09:20Jean, don't start that again.
09:21Okay, listen, she's done nothing wrong.
09:23Everything on my crime wall suggests otherwise.
09:26Jasmine murdered Anthony.
09:29He's a dad.
09:30You're arresting the poor girl.
09:32She bore false witness from the very second she arrived on the square.
09:35Oh, do you know what?
09:36Well done.
09:38You win.
09:39I'm off.
09:40Jean, why don't we talk about this upstairs?
09:41Come on, Jean.
09:42Don't leave because of me.
09:43Oh!
09:45Very well.
09:46I've sucked everyone else into your shadow of darkness, but I see the devil behind those eyes.
09:50Okay, Jean, listen.
09:52Look, you're upsetting everybody here, okay?
09:53Now, just, please, just go home and we'll talk about this later.
09:56Please.
10:01Hi.
10:03I love you all right.
10:04Look, don't worry about, Jean.
10:07Just come and come and sit down with us for the time.
10:09I'm fine.
10:10Come.
10:20Think that went well?
10:22Sookie seemed kind of relaxed.
10:23Eve sure weren't.
10:24Too busy stressing about that Jean drama.
10:26Yeah, and they were all up in our business.
10:28I mean, it's not like we're the ones adopting the kid.
10:31Er, don't get too comfortable.
10:33You both can still make the last bit of college.
10:35Well, no one's bothered about that, Mum.
10:37No.
10:37Let's see what Dad thinks.
10:39Ravi!
10:39Do you reckon Dad's upset about what we said earlier?
10:45Oh, it hardly comes a surprise to him.
10:46Like, he knows what he's done.
10:49Oh, I didn't see his text.
10:52He's helping Vinny with some business stuff.
10:54Guess that means it's college for you two then, doesn't it?
10:57Come on.
10:58Off the go.
11:02See you, Mum.
11:02See ya.
11:04See ya.
11:05Shall we bark?
11:09Yeah, we went to Watford just before our final exams.
11:13Left all our can-in-town mates behind.
11:15Oh, no, that's not good.
11:16Yeah, they were devastated.
11:18I mean, me and Mick were like the original Posh and Becks.
11:19No, Linda, they're checking names.
11:22Oh, that's a bit over the top.
11:25Maybe I could sneak you in round the back.
11:27No.
11:28Not after the last time your mother was looking for Charlie.
11:30What?
11:31Oh, it's a long story.
11:33I'm not going in on my own.
11:36You could use someone else's name.
11:37Why, whose name?
11:38Well, there'd be loads of people who don't turn up.
11:40Life's losers, as my mother so nicely put it.
11:44Oh, come on, honey.
11:45This is what carpe diem is all about.
11:47Linda.
11:48Linda.
11:49Hi.
11:50I am Linda Carter, and this is Bea.
11:54What's her name?
11:55Pollard.
11:57Pollan.
11:58Bea Pollan.
11:59Pollard.
12:00Excuse me.
12:02She's, um, just had her lips done.
12:05Sure.
12:05In you go.
12:08Oh.
12:08Hey, Landy, now you're here.
12:30Don't worry.
12:31My lips are sealed.
12:34Everyone needs space now and again.
12:36Isaac's birthday is next week.
12:41He's been giving me space.
12:45Two dead sons, and Isaac avoiding me too.
12:49What a legacy.
12:52Your sons could have done a lot worse than you for a dad.
12:55Yeah, man, but, you know, my parting word to aunt and you...
12:59You hold me to account like a proper dad should.
13:03Yeah, but I belittled him.
13:04Let's be honest, that man.
13:06I'm a failure for a father.
13:08Stiff competition for that round here, Patrick.
13:10According to my kids anyway.
13:12You after another drink or you're just gonna stick your nose in?
13:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:16A double rum for him.
13:17On me.
13:19And a drink for you too.
13:20All right.
13:32Harder to father.
13:35Harry, drop all your plans, babe.
13:44We're on.
13:49Hi.
13:50Yeah, sorry.
13:51I must make sure I talk to Ollie in the morning.
13:53Yeah.
13:53Well, come on.
13:54Phone's away.
13:54Oh, yeah.
13:55I need to tap into our schoolgirl personas.
13:57Oh.
13:58Well, I definitely had more fun back then.
14:00Till I got pregnant.
14:01Well, I bet you were batting the boys away with a stick.
14:05Oh, no.
14:06I was a mixed girl.
14:07Never had to worry about that.
14:09Although, Max did try it on last week.
14:13Did you too?
14:14No.
14:15What do you take me for?
14:17Red-blooded woman with a pulse.
14:19Honey?
14:19What?
14:21No, it's Bea Pollard talking, not me.
14:23Oh, no, no, no.
14:24No.
14:24Bea would never, um...
14:26She was more of a hang-out-with-the-teachers type.
14:29Oh, one of those.
14:30One of those, yeah.
14:31She was obsessed with these little crocheted birds on her bag.
14:37Yeah, I think she even named them.
14:39Um, oh.
14:41Herbert and Delilah.
14:42Oh.
14:43Ha!
14:44Well, looking back, she was a bit odd.
14:46I can't judge.
14:47I like birds.
14:48I'm quite partial to a cute little woodpecker.
14:51Oh, that explains Billy, then.
14:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:55Oh, Shona and Dave!
14:57Oh, I haven't seen them in forever.
14:59I'll be right back.
14:59It's Julie's, did it?
15:13Yeah.
15:13Upstairs packing.
15:14Have you come to your senses yet?
15:18We've got her flights to Portugal.
15:19Oh, me and Nigel leave on Friday.
15:22What, this Friday?
15:23Yeah, I'm going to text Louie, see if she wants to bring Peggy to join us.
15:26Are you living in La La Land?
15:28Julie ain't going to have this.
15:29If we stay longer, Julie can catch us up later.
15:32Anyway, it's probably cheaper getting to get her out in Portugal.
15:34You can barely say help in Portuguese, let alone find it.
15:38I said, and I promised Nigel I'd do right by him, and this, this is for the best.
15:42Oh, really?
15:43For who?
15:45Since when have you been so interested?
15:47Oh, I don't know, Phil.
15:48I thought you supported family, you know, no matter what.
15:52What's that supposed to mean?
15:54Sam, what's that supposed to mean?
15:58I got the date for my surgery.
16:01It's in two weeks, but I guess you'll be long gone by then, won't you?
16:04Sorry, sorry, did you want to get to the Knaibs?
16:14No, I don't touch white meat or dairy, and I'm very intolerant of gluten.
16:21No, I, uh, we're bag twins.
16:24Great taste.
16:25Ah, so we are!
16:28Don't you just love the inner flaps that hide the mirror?
16:31My Billy was ever so surprised when I pulled it out.
16:34B, I can't place you from school.
16:38Ma?
16:39Um, I used to hang out with the teachers.
16:43Yeah, but you might remember my crocheted birds.
16:46They were attached to my, to my backpack.
16:49Herbert and Delilah.
16:50Oh, Hubert and Delilah.
16:52Yeah, I remember them very well.
16:55Yeah, I mean, I was a bit of an oddball, wasn't I, back then, but...
16:58I wouldn't say that, me neither, but then I am biased.
17:03I'm B.
17:04What are you playing at?
17:12Man, I tell you, me father, he was a strict God-fearing man, you know?
17:18And I was scared of him.
17:19Hey, yeah, he died when I was still a boy, though.
17:22Lucky you.
17:23Oh, I'm sorry.
17:26Wait, I take it your father, Nish, wasn't all that different?
17:31Hmm?
17:32A geese called Ranbir raised me, but him and Nish were two peas in the pod.
17:37Poison.
17:38Yeah.
17:38Yeah, I swore I'd do better by my boys.
17:42It would be there for them to be different from my father.
17:48Yeah, one fight don't erase all the years Anthony felt wanted.
17:52Not everybody could say that.
17:54No, breaking the cycle is not all that easy at all, at all.
17:58But done well by your kids, you should be proud, man.
18:02Well, you're getting through these quickly, aren't you, fellas?
18:05That's a dark one for you, Patrick.
18:08Spice for you, Ravi.
18:10You're on the house.
18:11All right?
18:12Yeah, yeah, ma, you should hold your head high.
18:19All your kids, they're on your side.
18:22Cherish that at least.
18:25You hear me?
18:25Yeah.
18:34We need packed bags, Lily.
18:36Now!
18:38Alfie, she just won't listen to me.
18:40Who's she?
18:40The cat's mother?
18:42I have given Lynn our exact time of arrival.
18:45Well, you're going to Lynn's.
18:49Nan, please!
18:49I don't want to drag Charlie halfway across London!
18:52Jean, why don't we just have a copper and have a chat about it?
18:54Oh, I'm sorry, Eve.
18:56But Charlie, Lily and I have really got to evacuate pronto.
18:59Chop, chop!
19:02Jean, you know, I think it's a...
19:04It's a great idea you're going to spend some time with Lynn.
19:08Bit of space, good for your head, you know?
19:09So how about Lily and Charlie staying with me at the Vic, yeah?
19:14But Jasmine, on your Nellie!
19:17Nan, even after everything that's happened with Jasmine,
19:20I still feel safer with her than I do you right now.
19:22You are not well!
19:23I'm sorry, please don't hate me!
19:29Decision's yours. Go.
19:30All right.
19:31Lil, let's go pack you a bag.
19:33Come on.
19:33This is precisely Jasmine's plan.
19:41A snake in the cradle.
19:43You do as you wish, but do not trust her!
19:49Jean.
19:51Jean, I'm going to walk
19:52Lily and Charlie over to the pub
19:54and I'm going to be straight back, OK?
19:57So, just stay here.
19:58Don't go anywhere.
20:00Please.
20:00Help me find my scarf
20:13and then we can leg it before she comes out the loo.
20:14I'm so sorry, I'm mortified.
20:18Linda, it's been years.
20:20How's old Mickey boy doing?
20:22He's dead.
20:24Oh, you're not going so soon.
20:27It's always lovely bumping into old friends, but I'm not...
20:31Old friends?
20:32As if I was cool enough to be part of your pink lady posse.
20:36Oh, you had a pink posse?
20:38We were a group of girly girls
20:39who liked Jason Donovan and were in pink.
20:41Oh.
20:42Well, it's always nice to see a new face,
20:45especially one impersonating me.
20:47Listen, I'm so sorry.
20:48I didn't mean to offend.
20:49No worries.
20:51I'm flattered.
20:52Linda remembers me.
20:53Her lot only used to give me the time of day to mock me.
20:56Some things never change.
21:21Oi.
21:22Watch yourself.
21:27Sort yourself out, mate.
21:29That big one.
21:29You all right, mate?
21:54You're not looking too well.
22:01Now, come on.
22:03I'll look after you.
22:06I can't...
22:07Yeah.
22:07I'm going to try and get Charlie off, but just thanks again, families.
22:13Oh, Lily, listen, any time I...
22:14Listen, I've got a bomb out quickly.
22:16But, listen, good news.
22:17Jazz is going to crash on the sofa,
22:18which means you get a proper bed tonight.
22:21Lily, please tell me you're doing me a favour, will you?
22:23You're under my roof.
22:25I need you girls to play nice.
22:26Try and get along.
22:28Jazz, she is trying, all right?
22:29Catch you later.
22:30Yeah, but make yourself at home in the flat, OK?
22:33Did you get a good night's sleep?
22:34Yeah, yeah, kind of.
22:35I mean, apart from the foxes going out around the back.
22:37I'm sure it wasn't my dad and Denise.
22:41Yeah, sorry, that was a bad joke.
22:43Yeah.
22:43But, to be fair, the walls are, like, proper thin.
22:48So you're telling me I need to buy earplugs
22:50for when Vinny comes over?
22:53Did he say something?
22:54Er, no, but I saw you on New Year's.
22:57Ah, you got the full firelight display, didn't you?
23:01Yeah, it was a big surprise.
23:03In every sense.
23:05But it was a one-off, OK?
23:07I'm not becoming you and Harry.
23:09Oh, erm...
23:11Me and Harry, we're...
23:12We're done.
23:14He's got a lot of demons that he needs to face before me, so...
23:20Yep.
23:36What's wrong?
23:38Big man can't handle a cocktail?
23:40Do you remember when you had me locked up, tripping off my nuts?
23:47No?
23:48You was an Ibiza with your family, weren't you?
23:54Meanwhile, my whole life has been ripped apart.
23:57I've lost my girl.
23:59My old man.
24:01I nearly snuffed it myself.
24:04But you...
24:06You just swan about without a scratch.
24:11At least time you knew what hell feels like.
24:13Harry, I know you're in there.
24:25I can't see the light under the door, mate.
24:28Harry!
24:33Bill!
24:34I can help you.
24:35You've forgotten you.
24:36What?
24:37What?
24:38Oh, I'm trying to eat.
24:41A dozen prawn balls in here.
24:42I've got egg fried rice.
24:43Oh.
24:44Beef and oyster sauce.
24:45Chicken chow mein.
24:46And...
24:47Prawn...
24:48Crackers!
24:49Yeah, that sounds like a lovely spread, mate.
24:51But I've got a few more motors to do.
24:52Nah.
24:54Well, I'll tell you what.
24:56I'll give the kids a bell, tell them to come over.
24:58All right, all right, all right.
24:59I'll come.
25:00Yeah?
25:01Yeah.
25:02Good boy.
25:10Looking swish in here.
25:12Hey.
25:13And the things from Mum for today.
25:14Careful.
25:15Good, because I'm stubborn.
25:16Yeah, I thought Dad was having dinner with us.
25:18Well, Uncle Vinny's errands must be holding him up.
25:21Uncle Vinny hasn't told him to do anything.
25:24Oh, so where's he been all day?
25:27When was the last time you saw him?
25:30This morning.
25:31I think he was a bit cut up about that adoption stuff.
25:33Dad's phone's off.
25:34Right, er...
25:35Well, I'll pop out and see if he's local, then.
25:39Sorry to come wait.
25:40I can give you a hand.
25:41What is the drama?
25:42Dad's been up loads of times with his phone off.
25:44Yeah, there's no drama.
25:46Just, er...
25:47The quicker he's back, the quicker we can all have dinner together.
25:49As a family.
25:50Yeah.
25:51Yeah, I'll come with.
25:52Mike, don't touch the food, yeah?
25:54I'm definitely eating.
25:55Oh.
25:56Oh.
25:57I'm definitely eating.
25:58I'm definitely eating.
25:59Shh!
26:00Oh!
26:05Who is that?
26:11Hey, who is that?
26:21There is no help here, son.
26:41No!
26:42No!
26:43No!
26:44No!
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