00:00911, what's your emergency?
00:01I think my boss just blew a gasket.
00:04So what happened?
00:05He was yelling, and then he just dropped.
00:07His name's Ivan Van Pelt.
00:08He's our team lead.
00:10Eddie, get in there.
00:13Ivan, L-E-F-D.
00:17All right, let's get him on this table.
00:20One, two, three.
00:21When he went down, did he hit his head?
00:31Did he clutch his chest?
00:32He grabbed his crotch.
00:36Palpate the area.
00:44Hen, there's something firm down here.
00:48I mean, something that's not him.
00:54All right, let's check it out.
00:56Sir, Mr. Van Pelt?
01:07What is that?
01:10There's my chastity belt.
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