00:00I spread my dreams under your feet tread softly because you tread on my dream
00:07I'm in a single-income household and Jen and I just had our second baby
00:11I think it's time for a raise. I can't give you a raise Gabe. It's like giving a raise to a drug addict
00:15My child's like a drug problem. You're fired. You're fired obviously. Oh, you must be McCleary. Oh, wow. You're fired
00:22She's coming back. She's coming back
00:30Who are you? I'm Molly. I'm a new writer. You want to sit down? Okay. That's where Mendelssohn sits. Could you sit down, please?
00:39Oh, I'll just use this trash can. You know, there's hardly any trash in it at all. Oh, it's kind of comfortable better than a chair
00:47That's our show everyone. I came to tell you this year is your last. What? They can't replace you if everyone loves you
00:55Do none of you understand what is at stake here? I am being replaced think about why the show is bad and come up with ways to fix it
01:03I wish I was a woman of color so I could just get me job
01:06I want we talked about this
01:07You can't say that I know what everyone thinks of me
01:09But just because I was lucky enough to get this job doesn't mean I'm stupid enough to lose it
01:13What exactly is wrong with my bits? You're a little old and a little white. What can I do about that?
01:19I have some jokes for the monologue. I shouldn't do this in an English accent. Should I know
01:23Watch me!
01:25This is your show. It's an expression of who you are
01:29How would you describe Molly? She thought I was the vibrant splash of color on the gray canvas of our writing staff
01:36I mean
01:43I need you, Molly. I need your pushiness and lack of boundaries
01:47You love me. No, I didn't say that. I know. I mean not in those words, but you know
01:52I didn't say it in any of those words
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