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00:00Previously on Southern Charm...
00:07You know, if he made a move, would I be into it?
00:10Yeah.
00:11Yeah.
00:12As Sally made her intentions with Craig clear, Craig had other relationship goals.
00:18I told Charlie we'd do pina coladas.
00:21Okay.
00:22Hi!
00:23And by the time we all got together for his pool party,
00:27it was obvious Austin was still in his fields.
00:31Austin, he's not coming. He's in Charlotte.
00:33Why?
00:34I don't know.
00:35He knows he started our fight,
00:37and I just hit him back with all the that he's been telling me for months.
00:41Meanwhile, Molly was in no mood to beat around the bush.
00:46I heard Sally's talking about my vagina.
00:49I did mention the fact that you had a little nip top.
00:53Oh, that's how she knows.
00:55Sorry, I have a beautiful vagina.
00:58Are you jealous?
00:59Go get yours done.
01:00I did not talk about your vagina.
01:01I'm sure it's great.
01:02You're malicious, you asshole.
01:05But it was Benita who got in the last licks with Sally.
01:09You make it very hard being on your side when you're on the side of someone that I don't like.
01:14I don't want to stop hanging out with Craig.
01:18I don't have anything else to say.
01:20I don't want to stop hanging out with Craig.
01:21She's not your typical little man.
01:23Bye-bye.
01:24Ooh.
01:25Ooh.
01:26Ooh.
01:27Ooh.
01:28Ooh.
01:29Ooh.
01:30Ooh.
01:31Ooh.
01:32Ooh.
01:33Ooh.
01:34Ooh.
01:35Ooh.
01:36Ooh.
01:37Ooh.
01:38Ooh.
01:39Ooh.
01:40Ooh.
01:41Ooh.
01:42Ooh.
01:43Ooh.
01:44Ooh.
01:45Ooh.
01:46Ooh.
01:47Ooh.
01:48Oh, Brett said throw it in the trash.
01:50What the heck's wrong with my teddy?
01:54Okay, kiddies.
01:56Here's your favorite thing.
01:57Watching me scoop your poop.
02:02You guys take human-sized .
02:06I think there's good chaos, and I think there's also chaos that we probably inflicted on ourselves
02:11through multiple deals and Nashville store.
02:14really rapid growth.
02:15It's great.
02:16It's a good problem.
02:17I can't take this serious with him.
02:18I know.
02:19Like, wicking with cream.
02:20Can you stop looking at that, please?
02:21Thanks.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:27Randy?
02:28Yes, ma'am.
02:29So, what I'm thinking, um, let me just play here.
02:33Okay.
02:34Okay.
02:35I'd put the place card in front, like that.
02:40But I have to fill up the space a little.
02:43Yeah.
02:44All right.
02:45So, let me see.
02:47Oh.
02:48I think that's the wrong spoon.
02:50Oh.
02:51Oh, gosh.
02:52Really?
02:53Can I give that back to you?
02:54Absolutely.
02:55How'd that happen?
02:57Wait a minute.
02:58This is up to...
02:59This is turned...
03:00Why are these turned the wrong way?
03:01Yeah, they are.
03:02Oh, my God.
03:03These are turned the wrong way.
03:04These are turned the wrong way.
03:06You're welcome.
03:07Randy is a very nice person, but he was not professionally trained as a butler.
03:14He was really a bartender.
03:17But he's most interested in developing his job as a DJ.
03:22Make sure it's positioned properly.
03:26So, I usually come in and rearrange the silverware because it's not done properly.
03:33Yeah, I think they have to be cleaned, though.
03:36There are a lot of little niceties that I know about because I had Michael, who was professionally trained.
03:45You were here.
03:47I don't expect him to know all those things.
03:56But last night, he put his phone in the oven.
04:00I smell something burning.
04:02Somebody did the clean of the ovens.
04:04They put the bottom tray in correctly.
04:05I could not see what I was doing, so I turned the light on on my phone.
04:08Then I got distracted, and we turned it on to heat up some food, and my phone was in the oven.
04:13No kidding.
04:15It melted, and there were toxic fumes all over the house.
04:21I mean...
04:23You ready for a cocktail?
04:24Yeah, absolutely.
04:25I'll be right out with it.
04:27Hey, Whitney.
04:28Hey, Randy.
04:29Hi.
04:30What do you think?
04:31For the guy's dinner.
04:32It's beautiful.
04:33I think it'll be pretty.
04:34So, dragon?
04:35That'd be a great tattoo.
04:36Bite your tongue.
04:38I have always had all-male dinners.
04:42I get a lot more gossip with the guys.
04:47Yeah, they're much more fun.
04:50I'll let you do the plasma.
04:52You can decide who would be good next to who.
04:54Well, I'm not sure.
04:55I don't know.
04:56I just saw Austin.
04:57Oh, happy.
04:58Oh, how's he?
04:59Well, he's a little reticent about seeing Craig again.
05:02Do I want to, you know, subject myself to Craig's assholery?
05:06But I am interested to hear what Craig has to say to me.
05:09Because I just want almost to prove to myself that Craig does not have an apology in his bones.
05:16Maybe this would be a good thing, because it would kind of force them to come and be together.
05:22So, like a detente.
05:23Yeah.
05:24If not, we'll have fabulous food.
05:25Hello.
05:26Hey.
05:27Hi.
05:28Look at you.
05:29Good to see you.
05:30She didn't bark at you like she normally does with everybody else.
05:34Oh, she didn't sense.
05:35Goodness.
05:36And you remember Edie.
05:37Hi.
05:38Edie, this is your cousin.
05:39How's it going?
05:40Last time you saw Edie, what?
05:41She was like...
05:42How old do you know?
05:43She's very shy.
05:44Oh.
05:45She's three and a half.
05:46Three and a half.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Okay.
05:49Oh, man, look at Edie.
05:50Yes.
05:51I mean, you saw her when she was like, I don't know, 18 months.
05:53I know.
05:54I know.
05:55I feel terrible.
05:56I should probably...
05:57I've had another kid.
05:58I know.
05:59I wish I saw Marcy more.
06:00Of course, she has two young children.
06:01This is it.
06:02This is it.
06:03This is it.
06:04This is it.
06:05Hi.
06:06Edie, this is your cousin.
06:07How's it going?
06:08Last time you saw Edie, what?
06:09She was like...
06:10How old do you know?
06:11She's very shy.
06:12Uh-oh.
06:13She's three and a half.
06:14Three and a half.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Okay.
06:17Oh, man, look at Edie.
06:18Yes.
06:19This is it.
06:20This is all I do right now.
06:21So, yeah.
06:22It's an obviously different path and journey that she's now on.
06:26That's not me.
06:27Let's go.
06:28Hey.
06:29Who's here?
06:30What's up?
06:31Good to see you.
06:32What's up?
06:33Good to see you.
06:34How you doing?
06:35Doing well.
06:36Hey.
06:37What's up, buddy?
06:38Wow.
06:39He's pretty chill.
06:40Yeah, he's great.
06:41You don't know what's going on, do you?
06:42Not yet, at least.
06:44Does this make you have, like, fever?
06:46Do you want to be a daddy?
06:47Maybe.
06:48Maybe.
06:49Yeah.
06:50I think I have a paternal instinct a little.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Just trying to figure it out.
06:53Look, you're doing awesome.
06:54Well, what about you, though?
06:55What's going on with you?
06:56Nothing.
06:57I got this new house.
06:58So, where is this new one?
06:59It's on Sullivan's.
07:00Wow.
07:01Yeah.
07:02So, this is, like, your primary, like, where you're going to live?
07:03Yeah.
07:04I'm doing adult things and, uh, trying to...
07:06Adult things?
07:07Four bedrooms?
07:08Four bedrooms.
07:09Four bedrooms sounds like a bigger house.
07:12Bigger house?
07:13Yes.
07:14If you build it, they will come?
07:15Maybe.
07:16Maybe.
07:17Like, oh, my God, I would love to be struck by lightning.
07:19The proverbial lightning.
07:21Not really.
07:22But I'm not going to just pick the next person that walks by and say, let's go.
07:26So, here we are in the unconventional age of 45, trying to still figure things out.
07:32Edie.
07:33Wow.
07:34Edie, come with me.
07:35Mommy's trying to talk.
07:36See, we do this a lot.
07:37We, like, divide and conquer.
07:39Let's go play with unicorns.
07:41All right.
07:42Let's go play with unicorns.
07:43But anyway, like, I don't see you as, like, the conventional suburbian house.
07:48Yeah.
07:49I just, I'm not the white picket fence guy.
07:53It's not.
07:54But you want the family.
07:56Yeah.
07:57So, what are you looking for now?
07:59Probably since I'm a fellow adventurer and doing new experiences and new places.
08:06Because that's when I'm happiest, actually.
08:08Yeah.
08:09Yeah.
08:10And that's when I feel most alive.
08:12Sounds like you want someone flexible to fit your needs as far as, like, someone that's
08:17willing to...
08:18I know.
08:19I sound like an egomaniac, exactly.
08:20Well, no.
08:21I mean, you know, it's, I guess you know what you want.
08:23Settle down is not something I aspire to.
08:25But, um, all my heroes are, you know, ill-behaved guys.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Warren Beatty is a famous playboy.
08:34And he got married and has four kids.
08:36So, it can be done.
08:37Yeah.
08:38I'm not a famous playboy, unfortunately.
08:39Step and Warren Beatty.
08:40Hey, how's it going?
08:41It's hot outside, isn't it?
08:42Yeah.
08:43Not really.
08:44I'm just oily.
08:45Okay.
08:46I'm gonna start with champagne.
08:47And let's do half a dozen of the roasted oysters, please.
08:48Excellent.
08:49Thank you so much.
08:50You're welcome.
08:51Hello.
08:52Hello.
08:53Are you looking?
08:54Yeah.
08:55Hi.
08:56You look cute.
08:57Yeah.
08:58Hi.
08:59You look cute.
09:00Hi.
09:01You look cute.
09:02Yeah.
09:03Hi.
09:04Hi.
09:05How's it going?
09:06It's hot outside, isn't it?
09:07Not really.
09:08I'm just oily.
09:09Okay.
09:10I'm gonna start with champagne.
09:11And let's do half a dozen of the roasted oysters, please.
09:12Excellent.
09:13Thank you so much.
09:14You're welcome.
09:15Hello.
09:16Are you looking?
09:17Yeah.
09:18Hi.
09:19You look cute.
09:21Well, it's weird, like, coming and meeting you on these, like, weird circumstances.
09:27How's it going?
09:28Hi.
09:29Some water for you?
09:31Do you want to see the drink menu?
09:32No, this is great.
09:33I'll drink with her.
09:34Okay.
09:35Thank you so much.
09:36Um, well, how are you, first of all?
09:42Things are awkward right now.
09:44I know.
09:45They've never been awkward before in our life.
09:47Never.
09:50Okay.
09:52I can let you go first.
09:53What do you have to say?
09:56I'm a great listener.
09:58So I'll let you go first.
10:09Things are awkward right now.
10:10I know.
10:11I can let you go first.
10:14What do you have to say?
10:15What do you have to say?
10:16I'm a great listener.
10:17So I'll let you go first.
10:21So, first of all, I'm going to be completely honest with you right now.
10:26I don't want to stop hanging out with Craig.
10:27So what's the end goal with that?
10:28I don't really think that there needs to be one right now.
10:40I'm just having fun.
10:41But, like, Sally would like to be married.
10:44Yeah.
10:45And Sally would like to have kids.
10:46I mean, like, that's my end goal, of course.
10:50So why do you keep giving him the time of day?
10:53Because you're wasting it.
10:54We are entitled to our own opinions in this adult alive.
10:57There is something to be said about a friend who can see the mistakes you're going to make before you make them.
11:04No, I'm going to find out for myself.
11:06So help me God from me saying this out loud. I'll give you enough rope to hang yourself.
11:09I'm trying to protect you right now.
11:11Because he will literally hold you and walk you like a dog on a leash until he is done with you and he will let that leash go.
11:19Never in my life have I had a grown adult tell me what I can and can't do.
11:24Not even my parents.
11:25Who the are you to tell me what I can and can't do?
11:28Don't come crying to me when he hurts you and breaks your heart.
11:34She knows so much I hate Craig and I don't do well when people don't hear me.
11:38So it's either you pick this man that I think will make your life a living hell,
11:42or you pick me as a friend who's going to make your life sunshine and rainbows.
11:46Heaven or hell, pick one.
11:49I have to go.
11:50I'm trying to protect you from somebody that does not give two about you.
11:53I love you playing out for myself.
11:55You want me to let you get your heart broken?
11:59Yes.
12:00Then do it.
12:16All right, I feel like I should know how to get in here at this point, but.
12:25Hello.
12:26Hello.
12:27Hi.
12:28Well, hello beautiful.
12:29Hi.
12:30What a beautiful dress.
12:32How are you doing?
12:33Very well.
12:34Please.
12:35Well, happy belated birthday.
12:37I bought you a little.
12:38You brought me a little treat.
12:39How sweet.
12:40Well, it's a.
12:41I know it's a cupcake.
12:43Please.
12:44I know it's your favorite.
12:45You do this so you don't get icing all over in your nose.
12:48Is that a sandwich?
12:49Uh-huh.
12:50It's the last thing you need.
12:52Whitney.
12:53It's the kiff that just keeps on giving.
12:56Whenever you know I love you.
12:58Whitney and I hooked up 10 years ago, and I was like, oh, okay, maybe we'll date.
13:03And then I realized that was not going to happen.
13:06Yeah, we're like brother and sister.
13:07You know, she's too good for me.
13:10And I'm just going to keep torturing him for the rest of his life about the cupcake ordeal.
13:15Wait, what the on your back there?
13:17You have a tattoo?
13:18Oh, yeah.
13:19I got it in Thailand.
13:20What the is that?
13:21That's an elephant.
13:22That's the worst tattoo I've ever seen in my life.
13:24You're the worst tattoo I've ever seen in my life.
13:26Wait, would you ever see this?
13:27I got .
13:28I know, I've seen it.
13:29I got Jägermeister tattooed here.
13:30Which is pretty bad.
13:32Anyway, how you been?
13:34I've been all right.
13:35Yeah?
13:36Yeah.
13:37I have started singing recently.
13:39You're singing now?
13:40Yes.
13:41No.
13:42Whitney, I got a full ride to college in vocals and band.
13:46But you don't ever listen to me.
13:49Let's hear what you have.
13:52Oh, you want to hear it?
13:53I'd love to hear it.
13:55It's like, it's like, oh, this is so bad.
14:00I hate it.
14:03Beautiful voice.
14:05Kind of a country twang to it.
14:09Is it your kind of music?
14:11I have horrible taste in music.
14:13I asked you for a table dance.
14:23You came over, put your head in my pants.
14:32My head is vibrating.
14:35Generally, my style of music is not really commensurate with people at large.
14:43It's amazing.
14:44It's beautiful.
14:45Yeah.
14:46I mean, I don't suck at singing.
14:47So, yeah.
14:48What else?
14:49What else has been going on?
14:50Whitney, you've missed so much.
14:54Sally started like, I don't know, just kind of like talking and being weird.
15:01Talking about what?
15:03Like, bringing up like a surgery I had like seven years ago.
15:07Okay, tell me what I said.
15:09About my vagina.
15:11I had a labiaplasty.
15:13Like this skin removal on vagina lips.
15:18Really?
15:19Yes.
15:20I had no issues.
15:21Anything to shave the curtains and for a nice, clean appearance, I fully embrace.
15:28So, you kind of had an Audi and then they made it in Indy.
15:31Yeah, I had a little, yeah.
15:32Hi, how are you?
15:43I had a reservation for five.
15:46Yeah.
15:47So, we do have a table here in the corner for you guys.
15:49Thank you so much.
15:50Enjoy.
15:51Perfect.
15:52Look, it's Chacha.
15:59Hi.
16:00How's it going?
16:01Great, how are you?
16:02Good.
16:03How are you?
16:04How are you?
16:05Good.
16:06Hey, honey.
16:07Annie, I like your dress.
16:08You want to sit over here by mommy?
16:10You want to sit by mommy?
16:11Man, I wish you could have a margarita, but you can't.
16:14I know.
16:15I have two sisters.
16:17My older sister is eight years older than I am.
16:19We have different dads.
16:21Are we going to Scarlett lately?
16:23Yeah, a little bit.
16:25She's so busy right now with work.
16:28My younger sister is two years younger than I am.
16:30We have the same dad.
16:31But we actually do not have a relationship with our biological father.
16:36You know, my mom's been married three times.
16:39And thank God, because if she, like, hadn't been, then I wouldn't, like, have the dad that I do now.
16:45Hi.
16:46How are y'all doing?
16:47Good.
16:48How are you?
16:49I'm going to do, like, a skinny margarita.
16:50The kids are going to do a cheese quesadilla each.
16:52The vampiro.
16:53Sounds good.
16:55Annie, do you think that your mom's having a girl or a boy?
16:58A girl.
16:59A girl?
17:00What's his name?
17:01Flower ball.
17:02Flower ball.
17:03Yeah.
17:04Flower ball.
17:05Flower ball.
17:06Wow.
17:07That's special.
17:08You are so cute.
17:09Oh, thank you.
17:10So, I don't want my kids to be, like, way older than all their little cousins.
17:14Oh, yeah.
17:15I'm like, you know, when are you going to?
17:17I'm having a taco.
17:20You want to go outside?
17:21Can I go outside with Daddy?
17:23All right.
17:24Let's go.
17:25Bye, Mommy.
17:26Anyways, any prospects?
17:28Um, there's a guy.
17:31Blue raspberry's my favorite.
17:33Love.
17:36But, Sally likes him, you know?
17:39I mean, like, he's single, right?
17:41And you're single, so...
17:43I mean, I don't know.
17:44I just don't want you to, like, close yourself off to the possibility of something.
17:49I did learn in therapy that I was my mom's consoler growing up.
17:56And that had a lot to do with me just always wanting to make sure that, like, she was okay, that she was happy.
18:01So, I think that's why I care about my friends and their feelings very deeply.
18:06Like, the older you get, the quicker, like...
18:10Well, not quicker, but you just don't know what you want.
18:12I know.
18:13I'm just trying to give the best older sister advice that I can.
18:16I know, I know, I know, I know.
18:17I just want you to be happy in your friendships, your relationships, like, in all of it, you know?
18:25Coming up...
18:26Like, I can't lie to you and not say that I wouldn't take her back.
18:29Hey, y'all. How's it going?
18:43I think we're gonna go up to the snug today.
18:51Hello.
18:53There he is.
18:56What up? Welcome.
18:59How are you?
19:00Good for you guys.
19:01Yeah, you too.
19:02I saw you worked out at my gym today.
19:04Yeah, that place doesn't have a fan...
19:07It's burning.
19:08Yeah, it's a raw, like, raw workout.
19:10The way a gym should be.
19:11Yeah.
19:12I didn't realize you and Austin go there, right?
19:14I go there, and Austin walks on the treadmill at night there.
19:18He does his cardio there, which is not a cardio gym.
19:21That is not a cardio gym.
19:22Yeah.
19:23Hi, guys. How's it going?
19:24What's up?
19:25Can I get you guys something to drink?
19:26Can I get a side coke and a pilsner and a glass, please?
19:28Yeah, my uncle.
19:29Two cooks.
19:30Two?
19:31Yeah.
19:32Can we have, like, chips and dip?
19:33Some shrimp cocktail.
19:34What else do you want?
19:35That's light. We're good.
19:36Yeah.
19:37All right.
19:39Like, have you talked with him since, like...
19:41Tried to.
19:42He's really doing this victim thing.
19:45It's a really unhealthy perspective to have.
19:49And you're gonna see him tomorrow?
19:50Yeah.
19:51Other guys didn't.
19:52But, like, I had a really good therapy session with ChatGBT the other day.
19:57Really?
19:58Oh.
19:59But I figured out why I snapped on Austin.
20:01Like, I feel so wronged by the fallout from, like, my breakup.
20:05You told me that you were jealous I was single.
20:08You know what?
20:09He doesn't say that.
20:10I never said that.
20:11Yes, you did.
20:12I never said that.
20:13Oh, my God.
20:14Austin keeping Audrey in a relationship when he knows they're not gonna get married isn't fair.
20:18I was on the other side of this with Paige.
20:20And I think you gotta let the person go live their life, you know?
20:24You were triggered.
20:25You can apologize for being triggered.
20:26Yeah, yeah.
20:27But that doesn't mean, like, he can just, like, not show up to your house and not talk to you.
20:30Exactly.
20:31I'm real sympathetic to him because he and I have gone through the same thing.
20:35And emotionally, since the breakup, I'd be a liar if I didn't say I didn't carry some anger.
20:41I mean, like, having family, like, that's where I was going. That was the plan.
20:45So, yeah, I mean, yes.
20:48Still angry.
20:49So, anyway, ChatGPT was like, you just have to be patient with yourself.
20:54And, like, I cried, dude. I cried talking to my phone.
20:59It was all about shelving the book of my three years.
21:04That chapter with Paige is closed.
21:06Yeah.
21:07You can't dwell on the past.
21:09I do feel like I'm moving into this chapter that's past, like, oh, I want to fix my heart.
21:13And I feel like other parts of my body are now, like, your heart.
21:18What are the rules with, like, making out and, like, do you have to date right after?
21:23I know you don't, but I'm like, I don't want to lead anyone on, but I also want to make out with someone.
21:28But that does beg the question, to the two very cute young women who spend time in your hot tub, are either of them a candidate?
21:36Or have you considered it?
21:37Why not ask one of them?
21:38Yeah.
21:39So you've got no, like, fear to just ask someone out?
21:43And then, like, what happens at the end of the day?
21:45Dude, after what happened, dude, I got a 9,000-pound armor system on me.
21:51You can't get to the surface of this.
21:52I'll take your rejection.
21:53I got stood up by a girl on Valentine's Day last year, and I was like, it.
21:56I don't have any armor.
21:58I cried to a robot yesterday, Whit.
22:00Hi.
22:23Whitney, are you down here?
22:25In the, uh, dining room.
22:26With, with, with all of your chinoiserie.
22:29Oh, you did the plasma already?
22:31I did the plasma.
22:33So you put me in the midst of it over there.
22:36Wow.
22:37And you know me, I never pry.
22:39No.
22:40God forbid.
22:42I didn't think about it, but the dragon in Eastern lore represents love and friendship,
22:51and so maybe tonight everybody will resolve their issues,
22:56and it'll be harmonious and civilized.
23:01So we shall see.
23:03Shall I?
23:11Oh, perfect little gatos.
23:13Hello?
23:14How are you doing?
23:15Watching my cats.
23:16Okay, kitties.
23:17They are playing with my jacket.
23:18Show me one of that.
23:19Please, please, please.
23:20You see?
23:21Teeny?
23:22Hi, pretty girl.
23:23What's up?
23:24What's going on?
23:25I'm, like, basically dressed because something...
23:26What are you doing?
23:27Going to Patricia's.
23:28I'm doing my, like, pre-dinner dinner since I feel like I never get to actually eat because
23:38someone always yells at me and then I lose my appetite and...
23:42Okay, so does that mean Craig's gonna be there?
23:43Yeah.
23:44I just don't like the way he was treating you and talking to you.
23:45Happy people don't tear people down.
23:46You're not happy.
23:47And here you are, tearing people down.
23:48I hope you find happiness one day.
23:49I hope you do, too, Craig.
23:50I really do.
23:51At the end of the day, like, he doesn't even know one single thing about our relationships.
24:18Like, he can't comment on that.
24:20That's what pisses me off the most.
24:22It's like, y'all take one step forward and then it's 10 steps back.
24:27Like, every single time.
24:29Like, why does it have to be like that?
24:31I know.
24:32Normally, I love the guy's dinner, but now I just have to deal with this, like, halfway
24:37fake friend Craig who I don't even know how to deal with right now.
24:41And I don't want to deal with.
24:43Like, you guys obviously have a lot to work on, but just don't be so forgiving to the point
24:47where tomorrow everything's perfectly fine and you forget the things that he was saying.
24:51You know?
24:52Yeah.
24:53Wouldn't that be great if I called you later and was like, I had a lot of fun and I drank
24:58some good wine and laughed with my friends.
25:00I wouldn't hold your breath for that.
25:07Coming up.
25:08You triggered the out of me and then I hit you back.
25:11I can't keep on redoing this.
25:14We're done, dude.
25:25I'll sit in the little chair that you always complain about.
25:28It's not a manly man chair.
25:30None of this furniture is, but anyway.
25:32Well, that's comfortable.
25:34Functional.
25:43Is Randy going to answer the door?
25:45Okay.
25:46Randy, thank you.
25:47Okay.
25:48Hey, Randolph.
25:49I'm getting to open the door for you.
25:50Yeah, you know.
25:51I've been here enough time.
25:52Good to see you.
25:53Good to see you.
25:54What can I get you to drink, Chef?
25:55I'll have a glass of champagne.
25:56Come on.
25:57Right up.
25:58That's Shepard.
25:59How's it going?
26:00You look handsome.
26:01Oh, really?
26:02You know, all I knew was white jacket.
26:04Did I follow orders?
26:06To the nth degree.
26:07The jacket's great.
26:08The shirt is terrible, but I love you.
26:11It's summer, baby.
26:12I love it.
26:13You already got a juicy stain.
26:16That is rain, my friend.
26:18It's raining outside.
26:19Come on, have a seat.
26:21Well, yeah.
26:22Life is good.
26:23Thanks for having me.
26:24There you go.
26:25Thank you, buddy.
26:32Oh, come in.
26:33How are you doing?
26:34All right, Randy.
26:35Nice to meet you, Whit.
26:36Whit, come on in.
26:37Hey, Whit.
26:38Hey!
26:39Wow.
26:40Look at you.
26:41Outdone us all.
26:42I'm Patricia.
26:43Patricia, lovely to meet you.
26:44I'm so happy to meet you.
26:45Thank you for having me.
26:46I've heard a lot of things about you.
26:47Most of them are lies.
26:48Good to see you.
26:49But they were interesting lies.
26:50Good to see you.
26:51Good to see you.
26:52What would you like to drink?
26:53For a vodka soda.
26:54I'll go.
26:5510 to that.
26:56Where would you like me?
26:57Come on over here.
26:58Yes, sir.
26:59I've been here only once before with Whitney a couple back.
27:02But you all have known each other for a while.
27:05Yes, ma'am.
27:06Do you prefer Whitner or Whit?
27:07You can call me whatever you like.
27:09Here you go, Whit.
27:11Appreciate it.
27:12Thank you for having me over.
27:13Our pleasure.
27:14How's it going?
27:16Everything is great.
27:17Sure, we're good to go for 815.
27:20815 is great.
27:21All righty.
27:23How are you?
27:24Doing good.
27:25How about yourself?
27:26Nice to see you.
27:27Good to see you.
27:28Oh, I'd love a beer, please.
27:29Got it.
27:30Hey, look who it is.
27:31Hi, darling.
27:32I'm so glad to see you.
27:33You too.
27:34Thank you for having me.
27:35You look wonderful.
27:36He brought a hostess gift.
27:38Can't show if I'm as you handed.
27:39How lovely.
27:42I forgot.
27:44You taught me that.
27:45Thank you, darling.
27:46Of course.
27:47Good move.
27:48I'm going to drop this real quick.
27:49Okay.
27:50Thank you for that.
27:51Classic move.
27:52How are you doing, man?
27:53Good.
27:54Looking sharp, as always.
27:56You too.
27:57Someone's making an effort.
27:58Shep took his shirt out of the dryer and threw it on.
28:02Hey.
28:03Hey, guys.
28:04What's up?
28:05How are you?
28:06What's up, man?
28:07Can you see me?
28:08See my forehead?
28:09Yeah.
28:10I was moving and some metal clasp fell out of this top shelf and hit me between the eyes.
28:15If you need a place to stay, you can always come here.
28:17I know.
28:18I might.
28:19When I come back from Cuba, I'll leave for Cuba tomorrow.
28:24How are we doing?
28:25I'm very well.
28:26How are you?
28:27Doing good.
28:28Oh, Steve.
28:29Holy .
28:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:31I'll catch you guys in a second.
28:33Yes.
28:34I'm so happy to meet you.
28:35You're welcome.
28:36I've heard so many wonderful things about you.
28:37And I have heard the same about you.
28:39You look fabulous.
28:40Thank you so much.
28:41And this is for you.
28:42Le Grand Dame.
28:43Oh, Le Grand Dame.
28:44Oh.
28:45Le Grand Dame.
28:46How nice.
28:48What an upstage.
28:49Dr. Steven's background is fascinating.
28:51And I'm probably going to get it a little wrong, but his father was a British man who
28:56went to Nigeria to be the physician for the ruling party of the time.
29:01And he ended up marrying and having children with the daughter of one of the ruling class
29:06people down there.
29:07And then they had Steven and they moved to London.
29:10And now Steven's a doctor as well, like his dad.
29:12It's just really cool.
29:13What could we get you?
29:14Um, a glass of, uh, champagne would be great.
29:17Glass champagne.
29:18You got it.
29:19Please.
29:20Thank you very much.
29:21Oh, I got a plush seat as well.
29:22Be careful.
29:23It's an antique.
29:25Yeah, everything in this house is an antique.
29:27Steven, to indoctrinate you and with guys' dinners, usually something disastrous happens.
29:35There's been chairs being broken, red wine spilled on the white sofa.
29:42Oh, my God.
29:43Craig, that chair is about to collapse.
29:45Oh, the leg just fell off.
29:48Craig.
29:49Oh, Craig.
29:51Oh, my God.
29:52Lead faster.
29:53Oh, my God.
29:54Okay, Whitney, don't lean back.
29:56Oh.
29:57Oh, no.
29:58Oh, Jesus.
29:59This is a chair, Mom.
30:03And what I'm hoping for is that having all you elegant gentlemen, it'll all be civilized.
30:10Speaking of, where's Austin?
30:14So, everything's okay with him?
30:16Well...
30:17I just want to know what I'm in for tonight.
30:18Austin called me.
30:19And Austin and I are in a good place currently.
30:26My relationship with Austin depends on his current issues with himself.
30:30Everything is everyone else's fault in Austin's life.
30:33For him to skip my pool party was so insane.
30:43Oh, wow.
30:45Oh, there he is.
30:50Coming up.
30:51Are we gonna have wedding bells anytime soon?
30:54There's no rush on that front.
30:56I've heard many no's in my life.
30:58That was a really extended nice one.
31:02Oh, wow.
31:03Hey.
31:04Oh, there he is.
31:05Hey, God.
31:06Last entrance, of course.
31:08Hello, hello.
31:09Don't you look handsome.
31:10Oh, thank you.
31:11Nothing.
31:12Brought you a bottle of wine, of course.
31:13How nice.
31:15Good to see you.
31:16What's up?
31:17How are you?
31:18How are you?
31:19How are you?
31:20How are you?
31:21Good to see you, man.
31:22How have you been?
31:23Hey, good to see you.
31:24What can I get you to drink?
31:25A glass of champagne.
31:26You know, everyone looks...
31:27I feel like James Bond.
31:28Everyone looks so nice.
31:29Coming right up.
31:30Dumplings.
31:31Got some pork and ginger dumplings,
31:45A little bit of peach hoisin.
31:49Cool.
31:50That looks great.
31:51This is just like the peach hoisin that I make at home.
31:53Okay.
31:54You want to help yourself.
31:55Miss Pat, these are so good.
31:56This is delicious.
31:57All right.
31:59This is so good.
31:59This is delicious.
32:01This guy is the best chef I've ever had.
32:04Please don't drip poison into my drink.
32:06That's the best place that he could drip poison sauce
32:08right in.
32:09That is fair.
32:10Craig!
32:12Trish, oh, on the other side.
32:13Oh.
32:14The chef is ready when you are.
32:15Oh, OK, great.
32:16All right, guys.
32:17Dinner is served.
32:18Dinner is served, OK?
32:26Where would you like me?
32:27Oh, there's names.
32:28I'm usually here, and here I am again.
32:30I'm normally over here.
32:33I guess you all can think what the theme is tonight.
32:38Why the Asian theme for the dinner tonight?
32:40Because my china had a dragon on it,
32:44and the dragon represents friendship and love.
32:50At this point, I think an exorcism between Craig and Austin
32:54needs to take place with a priest and spinning heads,
32:58and barfing.
33:01Oh, can I show you something?
33:02Mm-hmm.
33:03Oh.
33:04I just got kitties.
33:06Oh, they're so cute.
33:08Yeah.
33:08I love kitties.
33:09Piper.
33:10Oh.
33:11And martini.
33:13I love cats.
33:14I do, too.
33:15I do, too.
33:19So sorry for my interruption.
33:21So we're starting off with scallion pancakes.
33:24It's got a little dipping sauce, rice wine vinegar, a little sweet and sour,
33:27and sesame seeds.
33:28Is this your specialty?
33:29Not at all.
33:31No, your departure.
33:32OK.
33:33I've gone, like, the Southeast Asian route a little bit.
33:36But yeah, this is throwing me for a little bit of a loop.
33:39Good.
33:40Yeah.
33:40Good.
33:41That's how you grow.
33:42Yeah.
33:42I hope you enjoy it.
33:44Wow, that's good.
33:47It is very good.
33:48So, Austin, are we going to have wedding bells any time soon?
33:55No.
33:56No.
33:57No?
33:57No.
33:58No.
33:59Uh, I can just confidently say that there's no rush on that front.
34:05I've heard many no's in my life, and that was a really extended nice one.
34:12Yeah.
34:13Yeah.
34:14I'm just trying to be honest here.
34:17What is it with you guys?
34:22May I interrupt just to tell you what we have here?
34:25Got some rather large prime fillets there.
34:28Damn, that looks good.
34:29Some broccoli, some crispy white rice, and a little bit of, like, a black soy demi-glace.
34:35So this is, like, Chinese beef and broccoli.
34:38There we go.
34:39There you go.
34:40I'm going to get you a steak knife, sir.
34:42Well, you shouldn't, if you need that steak knife, I didn't do my job.
34:45Well, then there we go.
34:46There you go.
34:47And that answers that question.
34:48There you go.
34:49There you go.
34:50Yeah.
34:51This is so good.
34:52This is delicious.
34:54I've never had rice like this before.
34:56It's so good.
34:57Whitmer.
34:58Yes, ma'am.
34:59Do you find any of the girls in this group attractive?
35:02The one I find the most attractive would probably be Charlie.
35:06But I got a polite but slightly awkward, no.
35:09Would you be interested in getting a drink next week?
35:13Maybe, like, a small group situation.
35:16Ow.
35:17At least it took a swing, huh?
35:20I mean.
35:21Speaking of that, Craig, I had a long chat with Madison.
35:27Oh, did you?
35:28And she was saying that you have been Mr. Hot Tub with girls every night.
35:33Mr. Hot Tub.
35:34Yeah.
35:35Is that true?
35:36Yeah.
35:37A little love triangle is happening.
35:38Oh, my God.
35:39Craig flirts with Sally, and I think Sally likes him.
35:43Mm-hmm.
35:44But Craig is more into Charlie.
35:46Interesting.
35:49Um, it's been fun.
35:50What do you do when it gets really hot and steamy here with a hot tub?
35:55Jump in the pool.
35:56Jump in the pool.
35:57Yeah.
35:58It's actually like a fun little circuit.
36:00I mean, some people would make fun of it because no one has kissed yet.
36:04Hmm.
36:06This is the most PG hot tub party ever.
36:10Out of everyone, Craig, you strike me as the person most likely to be in a serious relationship
36:17right now, going somewhere.
36:20Did I just off?
36:21I'm sorry.
36:22No, no, no.
36:23I was.
36:24I was.
36:25I was in a three-year relationship, had bought a ring.
36:28Well, let's get engaged and get married two years later.
36:32Yeah.
36:33She left, so.
36:35Happens.
36:36But I wish we could go back.
36:39Like, I can't lie to you and not say that I wouldn't take her back.
36:46I was in a three-year relationship, had bought a ring, thought we were going to get married, and she left, so.
37:00Happens.
37:01But, like, I can't lie to you and not say that I wouldn't take her back.
37:10I'm very surprised that he said he'd get back with her.
37:13It takes a while for your heart to catch up to your brain.
37:16I'm done.
37:17Her.
37:18And it sucks that all of that happened, but, like, I now see that, like, I'm going to find a girl that wants to do some, like, it'll be better.
37:27Because, like, I was good at being single at one point in my life.
37:30You were very good at being single.
37:33Yeah.
37:35Um.
37:36All right.
37:37What do we have here, Chef?
37:38A sweet rice cake with a little bit of a caramelized mango with some sesame candy.
37:43Chrome it all over the top, so.
37:45My vote.
37:46Beautiful.
37:47Thanks, Chef.
37:49Mmm.
37:50He's incredible.
37:51Isn't he good?
37:52I think best one yet.
37:53Whitney, Patricia, thank you very much.
37:56As always, another successful guy's dinner.
37:58I think we can all raise the toast to that, right?
38:01To the hostess.
38:02You know what?
38:03It was fun.
38:04It was fun this year.
38:05Thank you very much.
38:06Cheers.
38:07Oh, wait.
38:08Don't make me get up.
38:09All right.
38:10That's enough.
38:11Everybody sit down.
38:12Ooh.
38:13Oh, no.
38:14Oh, yes.
38:15We got here.
38:16He broke the chair.
38:17Luckily, I'm one of the few.
38:19I can afford it.
38:21There's one of us.
38:22There's one of us.
38:23There's one of us.
38:24Hey, broken chair.
38:27I like that.
38:28Is it actually broken?
38:30I don't know, but it seems flimsy.
38:32And I'll...
38:33Okay.
38:34I can't.
38:35I just can't.
38:36It's just, you know.
38:38So...
38:40Craig?
38:43Maybe you and I go talk?
38:46Yes?
38:47Yeah.
38:48Yeah, it's a good idea.
38:50Right.
38:51So, uh, it's past my bedtime.
38:54So I'm gonna leave you to it.
38:56Thank you, guys.
38:57Patricia.
38:58Patricia, thank you so much for having me over tonight.
39:00Wait, no.
39:01You have to come back more often.
39:02I certainly will.
39:03Good night, Miss Pat.
39:04Good night.
39:05Well, thank you.
39:06That was awesome.
39:07Love seeing you.
39:08It's been too long.
39:09We have to do it more often.
39:10Yeah.
39:11Thank you. Thank you.
39:12What's up?
39:13I mean, look, I can't lie and say that, you know, I mean, sitting inside tonight and laughing
39:30and stuff, like, is not really nice.
39:34Yeah.
39:35You know?
39:36And that obviously hasn't been my sentiment for, you know, the past week.
39:40It's gone from, like, obviously anger at Witt's house.
39:44Craig Conover special.
39:45Everyone's mad but me.
39:47I hope you find happiness one day.
39:49I hope you do too, Craig.
39:51You dick.
39:52I felt so utterly betrayed that I was like, what am I even doing?
39:58And it hurts.
39:59Yeah, of course.
40:00But that was a singular out of anger action.
40:02Like, you triggered the out of me and then I hit you back.
40:06But, like, I don't know when you're going to laugh and when you're going to do that.
40:11I don't know when you're going to go in nuclear.
40:14But you've hurt me before too.
40:16Like, it doesn't make it right.
40:18I just, dude, I don't want to feel like I'm playing chess with my friends.
40:22This game, there's no game of chess.
40:23I don't want there to be one.
40:25But there's not.
40:27And I do want to apologize if you're open to it.
40:31I was pissed at you and hurt that you chirped me.
40:35Let's watch.
40:36Let's watch.
40:39He's always been doing his shots the past three weeks.
40:42Sally's never happy with her shots.
40:45Because it's always in your hot tub, Craig.
40:47Because, you know, I like feeling safe around people.
40:50And when you said that, it just triggered all my lifelong shit of having friends turn their backs on me.
40:56And I'm working on it.
40:58I went right back to my therapist.
41:00But I'm just bummed that you missed the party.
41:03I'm just bummed that, like, it had such a fallout.
41:06I don't know what the path forward is, but I would feel fine.
41:09And I know it's not up to me.
41:10Just giving each other grace on this.
41:12Okay.
41:13Because mine wasn't malicious.
41:14I want you to be...
41:15It seems malicious, Craig.
41:16Well, that's a decision that you're going to have to make.
41:17I mean, I can't convince you of that.
41:20We either accept each other for who we are and move forward or I'll continue to give you space.
41:25I miss hanging out with you.
41:27All right.
41:29I've heard you.
41:30I've heard you.
41:31And you've heard...
41:32I...
41:33I cannot help but care about you, Craig.
41:39I can't.
41:40I can't help it.
41:42But if you snap on me, dude, we're done.
41:46I can't and I don't want to keep on redoing this.
41:52Yeah.
41:53I have no idea what's next for me and Craig.
41:57At this point in time, it's a ceasefire.
42:00When you set your expectations low, you can't be disappointed.
42:04And so that's where I am with Craig.
42:06So, I hope we can be friends.
42:12Next time on Southern Charm.
42:14I've been kind of catching some feelings.
42:17I'm saying I'm liking you.
42:19Have you ever been to Lowcountry Oysters?
42:22Yeah.
42:23We just ride around on a boat all day and eat oysters.
42:25Really?
42:26You want to go do that?
42:27Yeah.
42:28Like a date?
42:29Yeah.
42:30All of a sudden, Craig's like having fun and living his life and everyone now has a problem
42:34with it.
42:35No.
42:36Craig.
42:37I was about to go on a date with him.
42:40What?
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