Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas
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00:00:00So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:09So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:12Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:23Six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:00:29Hey!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:57If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:01I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03So long, don't mess up!
00:01:13Down to you.
00:01:15Down to you.
00:01:19Down to you.
00:01:22Down to you.
00:01:25I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:04Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:12Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:25Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:30Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:40Boss, it's been years.
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:47Your vest, sir.
00:02:49But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:57We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:37Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:48No!
00:03:49What?
00:03:56Daddy!
00:03:56Oh, I'm sorry.
00:03:59I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Mommy, hurry.
00:04:06Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:19He's gorgeous.
00:04:20Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:35So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:42Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:47Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:52I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:57So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:05$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:10Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:13Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:15That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:17You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:19Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:24and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:33So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:36Fine.
00:05:37But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Deal.
00:05:45Ready to go get married?
00:06:01Wow.
00:06:02Clean up nice.
00:06:03This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:05Pictures.
00:06:06Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:17Oh, I think we got it.
00:06:42Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:45To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:48and have a happy family.
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50Of course.
00:07:00Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:02From my family to you.
00:07:04Bad news, boss.
00:07:14The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:18Wait, she bailed?
00:07:19Then who is...
00:07:20Who is she?
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:25Whatever.
00:07:26It doesn't matter.
00:07:28I've got what I need.
00:07:31Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:33I already found someone.
00:07:39Okay.
00:07:40Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:42Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:44Christmas shopping?
00:07:46I should come.
00:07:48Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:51I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:54It will make it more believable.
00:07:58Fine.
00:07:59Yeah, fine.
00:08:00Okay.
00:08:01You can come.
00:08:09Let's go.
00:08:10Which mall are we going to?
00:08:11Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:13Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:15What the actual fuck?
00:08:25Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:31Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:37She does kind of look like him.
00:08:39So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:47Here, let me get this.
00:08:50I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:51Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:04Okay.
00:09:05Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:07No, no, definitely not.
00:09:09And absolutely no...
00:09:10Sex?
00:09:11Yes.
00:09:12It's strictly business.
00:09:15Anything physical outside of that does not have any.
00:09:18What?
00:09:20Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:21I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:29Let's go.
00:09:36Here.
00:09:37What are you doing?
00:09:38I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:40Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:48Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5150% off pies?
00:09:53Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5512 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:56They're the best kind.
00:09:58Hurry up and go, go.
00:09:59What are you standing here for?
00:10:02Hello there.
00:10:03Hi.
00:10:04You ready?
00:10:04Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:05Okay, great.
00:10:07We have a holiday special today.
00:10:09Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:15Oh, great.
00:10:16Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:18Will you get a move on?
00:10:20I just got here.
00:10:22Relax.
00:10:23Yeah, yeah.
00:10:26Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:28Okay, thank you.
00:10:31Hurry up and pay.
00:10:35I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:37You can wait your turn.
00:10:43Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:51Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:10:52Not the pies.
00:10:53You can just set those on top.
00:10:59Hi, guys.
00:11:00I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:07Of course.
00:11:09Thank you so much.
00:11:10Of course.
00:11:10I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:13She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:14Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:16Just to give it away.
00:11:19Merry Christmas.
00:11:20Merry Christmas.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26You do that often?
00:11:29As often as I can.
00:11:34We should go.
00:11:35We got to pick up paper.
00:11:39Watch out.
00:11:40You done feeling me up?
00:12:02Shut up.
00:12:03Oh, sorry.
00:12:03I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:05Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:10And don't be late.
00:12:25Harrison Group?
00:12:26Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:29Sort of.
00:12:30Not that I'm judging.
00:12:32I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:37Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:40I think that's respectable.
00:12:42Can we pick another company?
00:12:44No.
00:12:46Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:47And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:48My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:50So, it's perfect.
00:12:56Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:12:59Don't worry.
00:13:00Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:02I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:03Too much.
00:13:06Let's go, Sam.
00:13:28It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:30Hold on.
00:13:31You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:35It's my daughter's.
00:13:37Daughter's?
00:13:39Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:42Hey, there they are!
00:13:58Hey!
00:13:58Nice to meet you!
00:14:00Oh, Dad.
00:14:02So glad you made it.
00:14:03Oh, I missed you.
00:14:05So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:09He's coming.
00:14:11Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:13Good, good, good.
00:14:15So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:18When's he arriving?
00:14:20Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:25Poor thing.
00:14:25Not surprising.
00:14:27I mean, she's 30.
00:14:28Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:31Oh, no, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:38This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:41Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:46We're only worried about you.
00:14:49All these years without a husband.
00:14:51Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:53You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:56And look what happened.
00:14:57She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:01I'm not alone.
00:15:02Mm-hmm.
00:15:03And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:09He's a manager.
00:15:11Manager?
00:15:12Of what?
00:15:13Trash?
00:15:15Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:19You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:22Actually, he's right here.
00:15:28Oh, wow.
00:15:29He is really good looking.
00:15:34Ah, must be AI.
00:15:36Mm-hmm.
00:15:36Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:40Fake.
00:15:40That's enough.
00:15:41She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:44Show some respect.
00:15:45Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:52Well, guess what?
00:15:54William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:56Makes 500 grand a year.
00:15:59That's half a million.
00:16:01Half a million.
00:16:03Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:06And speak of the devil.
00:16:09Oh, no.
00:16:11Willie, you made it.
00:16:14There you are.
00:16:25Oh, look at you now.
00:16:28Living the dream.
00:16:29Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:31Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:37So married, huh?
00:16:39Is it serious?
00:16:41That's what marriage is.
00:16:43It's pretty serious.
00:16:44Wow.
00:16:46You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:48Makes sense, though.
00:16:50You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:53Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:55Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:58Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:02That's right.
00:17:03Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:07Women love a man in red.
00:17:09Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:12When I sit on my lap.
00:17:14Don't touch me.
00:17:15Oh, so entitled.
00:17:18Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:21And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:26I mean, look at that car.
00:17:28Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:31Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:35Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:39I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:47My mom would never marry.
00:17:48She already has a husband.
00:17:49He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:51Is that so?
00:17:56Well, then, where is he?
00:17:59Because I don't see him.
00:18:00Does anyone see him?
00:18:04No.
00:18:05Just like I thought.
00:18:07Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:09That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:12And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:18Hey.
00:18:18Mommy.
00:18:19Hey, are you okay?
00:18:21I see your hands.
00:18:22Oh, my God.
00:18:24I'm going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:25Come on, then.
00:18:26Let's go.
00:18:28What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:31How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:35Let me go.
00:18:36Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:41Let me go.
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:00Max, you came.
00:19:04Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:09Where's Piper?
00:19:11William Hitter.
00:19:12Mom, Deadhub, take her inside.
00:19:14Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:17Well, well, well.
00:19:19If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:22That's right.
00:19:24Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:28Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:31It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:32I'm Max.
00:19:33Eva told us all about you.
00:19:35From New York.
00:19:36Polite.
00:19:36Handsome.
00:19:37Just like she said.
00:19:40Wow.
00:19:41He was an AI.
00:19:42See?
00:19:43He's real.
00:19:45And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:48You son of a bitch.
00:19:49You just ruined my suit.
00:19:51And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:52That pristine automobile.
00:19:55That car.
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:57That's worth more than a house.
00:20:00That car.
00:20:01It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:06Wait.
00:20:07Are you?
00:20:12Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:19You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:21You stole it.
00:20:22That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:25Jesus.
00:20:26How did he get away with it?
00:20:27That's what I want to know.
00:20:29Enough, please.
00:20:31I trust my daughter.
00:20:34She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:38Max, be honest with me.
00:20:40Where did that car come from?
00:20:42How much did you want for it?
00:20:44I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:48So?
00:20:49You need a breath, man.
00:20:50All right, that's it.
00:20:54I'm calling the cops.
00:20:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:57Wait.
00:20:58What?
00:20:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:02Oh, well.
00:21:04Too late.
00:21:04Listen, hon.
00:21:11I believe you.
00:21:13But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:17Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:18It's my car.
00:21:19Okay?
00:21:19It's not stolen.
00:21:21Yeah?
00:21:22If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:24Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:27Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:29I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:31But then you have to get lost.
00:21:33And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:35Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:38Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:40Loser!
00:21:41Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:46Jesus.
00:21:47Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:49It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:53Here.
00:21:54Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:03Mr. Harrison?
00:22:07Mr. Harrison?
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:12Just play along.
00:22:15Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:16Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:20Yes, sir!
00:22:22I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:24Please, please, take my serious apologies.
00:22:26Please.
00:22:36Oh, that William?
00:22:38What a jerk, huh?
00:22:40You fooled me!
00:22:41What can I say?
00:22:42Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:46Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:48Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:49We were just looking out for you.
00:22:52Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:54You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:22:56Soon.
00:22:57Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:00A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:05We are family, aren't we?
00:23:07Family takes care of each other.
00:23:09If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:14Happy Gail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:18Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:21Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:24My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:30Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:32Welcome to the family.
00:23:36Welcome.
00:23:37Come on in.
00:23:38Come on in.
00:23:38This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:44You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:47My fault.
00:23:48You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:52Oh!
00:24:01Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:03And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:05And how do you...
00:24:06I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:09I have a friend in high places.
00:24:11A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:16Yes.
00:24:17It's the season of giving.
00:24:18He knows people.
00:24:20Has connections.
00:24:21He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:24You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:25And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:27Oh, my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:31Dad!
00:24:32Mom!
00:24:33Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:36Oh, honey.
00:24:37We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:43I think they get it, hon.
00:24:47How's Piper?
00:24:48Oh, she's fine.
00:24:49One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:24:53And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:24:58Great.
00:24:59All right.
00:24:59See you in a bit.
00:25:00Joey?
00:25:01What are you doing?
00:25:04Okay.
00:25:06Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:11Relax.
00:25:12It was just a hug.
00:25:14Ugh.
00:25:16We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:19You'll be okay.
00:25:20It's just one week.
00:25:21Kill me now.
00:25:22Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:30What are you doing?
00:25:32That's weird.
00:25:33They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and...
00:25:36I don't know.
00:25:36Something just falls off.
00:25:38That's ridiculous.
00:25:40I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:42Make out a promise to prove it?
00:25:44Oh, yes.
00:25:46Later.
00:25:50Let's go.
00:25:50Here we go.
00:25:56Ooh.
00:25:56Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:25:58Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:00To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:04Aw.
00:26:05Welcome.
00:26:06Cheers.
00:26:07Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:08Looks great.
00:26:09Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:11I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:16But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:19Oh, no.
00:26:21Mom's testing him.
00:26:23She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:24You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:31Ow.
00:26:32Eva, sweetie.
00:26:34Kicking my foot.
00:26:35Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:37Oh, jeez.
00:26:38It's okay.
00:26:41Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:42I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:50Um...
00:26:51Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:26:59Did I hear this right?
00:27:00They're the best kind.
00:27:01Well, of course, it's pumpkin pie.
00:27:05See?
00:27:07Are you happy now?
00:27:08That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:11Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:14We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:19But our marriage is real.
00:27:21I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:25Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:28Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:32Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:39I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:42Well, um, it's...
00:27:44Silly face.
00:27:45Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:48Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:50Silly face.
00:27:53I am not paying extra for this.
00:27:55Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:27:56Lousers.
00:27:59That's nice.
00:28:01You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:04Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:07And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:09I'll drink to that.
00:28:11I agree with you there.
00:28:13So, come on, guys.
00:28:14Let's eat.
00:28:15Come on.
00:28:15And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:30I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:33Nice and festive for you.
00:28:36No complications, right?
00:28:37Sorry, honey.
00:28:38Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:40I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:42Oh, honey.
00:28:43Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:46Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:48The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:50Something about water conservation.
00:28:52That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:28:5415 minutes?
00:28:57Honey, it's no big deal.
00:28:58Just shower together.
00:29:00Shower together?
00:29:01Just shower together.
00:29:06Okay, you guys.
00:29:06Have a good night, okay?
00:29:12You heard her.
00:29:12Why are you stripping?
00:29:37Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:40Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:41We have 15 minutes.
00:29:42Nice try.
00:29:43I am not showering with you.
00:29:45All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:46All room for me in there.
00:29:48Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:06Come on, Max.
00:30:08Get out of the way.
00:30:10We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:11You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:13Relax.
00:30:14I won't touch you.
00:30:16Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:20But that'll cost extra.
00:30:21Yeah.
00:30:22Mm.
00:30:24Mm.
00:30:24And your dreams.
00:30:36And your dreams.
00:30:36Free to join me.
00:30:36You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:30:57You wish.
00:30:58You wish.
00:30:58Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:00Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:01It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:05All right.
00:31:06Oh, yeah.
00:31:06Proof.
00:31:19Holy shit.
00:31:20this is going to be harder than I thought
00:31:27I'll say
00:31:29what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:31:31still think you can lose this
00:31:34baby
00:31:36I don't think I want to
00:31:38or maybe we should
00:31:49God, he's such a good kisser
00:31:51why does this feel so
00:31:54familiar
00:31:55oh, we're so
00:32:02sexy
00:32:03Max, we cannot do this
00:32:12what? I didn't mean to cross any
00:32:16it's not you, Max, it's us
00:32:17it's this, this is all an act
00:32:19let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:21you're right
00:32:23I'm sorry
00:32:25I just need to be sorry
00:32:27just
00:32:30that birthmark
00:32:37what is that
00:32:43it's him, the man from New Year's
00:32:47is he Piper's father?
00:32:50why are you acting?
00:32:55oh my god
00:32:56Max is Piper's father
00:32:58are you okay?
00:33:00yeah
00:33:02I just
00:33:02I just got lightheaded
00:33:04I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:06alone
00:33:07of course
00:33:10we have a daughter together
00:33:14oh my god
00:33:15what do I do?
00:33:23I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:24you can take the bed
00:33:26thanks
00:33:27hey
00:33:30are you sure you're okay?
00:33:33look, fake marriage aside
00:33:35I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:37so if there's something you need
00:33:38I can help
00:33:39I want to help
00:33:41he's Piper's father
00:33:43he has a right to know
00:33:45um, Max
00:33:47how would you feel
00:33:50if you found out
00:33:51you had a kid?
00:33:52a child?
00:33:57no, no, no
00:33:58that's
00:33:58that's impossible
00:33:59I'm
00:33:59very
00:34:00careful
00:34:01mostly
00:34:02I just mean
00:34:05I'm not the type of guy
00:34:06to sleep around
00:34:07family to me
00:34:07is a big commitment
00:34:09and
00:34:10I don't want
00:34:10any loose ends
00:34:11you know?
00:34:13right
00:34:13he wouldn't want
00:34:15a kid tying him down
00:34:17I shouldn't tell him
00:34:18about Piper
00:34:19why do you ask?
00:34:22no reason
00:34:22just
00:34:23just curious
00:34:24no, I feel like you're
00:34:26going somewhere with this
00:34:28what?
00:34:30no
00:34:30well then
00:34:31can I ask you a question?
00:34:34shoot
00:34:35where did you get these?
00:34:41and how did you know my exact size?
00:34:44I did not get those
00:34:46I don't know where those came from
00:34:47are you sure?
00:34:48you're just not trying to
00:34:49break the contract
00:34:51I don't know where those came from
00:34:53oh my god
00:34:54come here
00:34:54come here
00:34:55come here
00:34:55go
00:34:55go
00:34:56oh
00:34:57Elon, the truth is, is that I, go, go, go, go, just a second, come in, hey hon, oh, sorry
00:35:21for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:26You think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:28We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:30I can see that.
00:35:32Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:34I mean, if you don't, if you don't mind.
00:35:36Well, that a boy.
00:35:38You know what?
00:35:38Just put a shirt on.
00:35:40I'm going to go get her.
00:35:41Piper!
00:35:42Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:46He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down
00:35:52of a thistle.
00:35:52But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all
00:36:00a good night.
00:36:04If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:08Good night, Piper.
00:36:13Is her dad still around?
00:36:15Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:20Uh, no.
00:36:20Well, that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:29Do you really think so?
00:36:31From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:34Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:35He deserves to know.
00:36:36Max, you're Piper's father.
00:36:55I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:36:57Where's Piper?
00:37:18Where's Piper?
00:37:23She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:25God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:43Just going to kiss and run?
00:37:54Not on my watch.
00:37:59Yeah, this.
00:38:01I remember this.
00:38:02Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:38:15How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:18Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:19It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:21Wonderful.
00:38:22Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:23Oh, no.
00:38:27What is that?
00:38:28Sardines and saltines.
00:38:30It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:32It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:34Don't be shy.
00:38:35Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:38Max, you don't have to.
00:38:39No, no.
00:38:40It's okay.
00:38:41It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:43Oh.
00:38:44Oh.
00:38:45Oh.
00:38:45Oh.
00:38:45Oh.
00:38:46Oh.
00:38:46Oh.
00:38:47Oh.
00:38:47Oh.
00:38:48Oh.
00:38:48Oh.
00:38:49Oh.
00:38:49Oh.
00:38:50Oh.
00:38:51Oh.
00:38:52Oh.
00:38:53Oh.
00:38:53Oh.
00:38:53Yeah.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:39:02Good?
00:39:03Mm.
00:39:04Good?
00:39:05Squamful.
00:39:07Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:09You got to go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:13Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:16That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:19What's the deal with them?
00:39:21Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:23It says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:26Hey, don't worry.
00:39:29I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:33Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:37Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:39:40Wait, that earring.
00:39:41Wait, that earring.
00:39:54Wait, that earring.
00:39:55You like it?
00:39:57I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:00Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:03I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:10Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:12Anyone can have it.
00:40:13Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:15She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:17So Ava and Piper still aren't here, but Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:25What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:30An aging single mom.
00:40:33Slim pickings.
00:40:34I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:36That explains it.
00:40:38She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:41Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:42Ava is your niece.
00:40:44Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:46Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:40:50Her track record speaks for itself.
00:40:51Exactly.
00:40:52Not like my Sierra, married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:40:59Oh, they're here.
00:41:02Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:07Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:09Merry Christmas.
00:41:11You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:13I am.
00:41:14I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:16Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:17Welcome.
00:41:18You're Ava's husband.
00:41:19But you're gorgeous.
00:41:24But what is handsome as you?
00:41:26Look at you two.
00:41:27You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:29Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:31Merry Christmas.
00:41:32This is from Max and I.
00:41:34Oh, my goodness.
00:41:35Thank you, Ava.
00:41:36Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:39Oops.
00:41:40Oh, my bad.
00:41:41Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:43How thrifty.
00:41:45Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:47Mommy's right, you mean, old hat.
00:41:50You little.
00:41:52You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:41:57Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:00Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:02My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:06He could ruin your life.
00:42:08Honey, are you okay?
00:42:18I'm fine.
00:42:19I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:20It's okay.
00:42:21It's okay.
00:42:24What are you?
00:42:26Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:29Did you just slap me?
00:42:31Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:33You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:35You know what, Sierra?
00:42:35I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:41Her family.
00:42:43She means me.
00:42:48You okay, honey?
00:42:49Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:42:51Do something.
00:42:53You don't know who you're messing with.
00:42:55I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:42:57Oh, wow.
00:42:58I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:03Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:06Let's call him.
00:43:07I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:10Please.
00:43:11Who do you think you are?
00:43:14Enough.
00:43:16There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:19Fine, Dad.
00:43:20Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:22They're just jealous.
00:43:25For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:28I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:32I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:35Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:36All right, that's enough.
00:43:38Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:52Is this a joke?
00:44:03Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:05Hold it.
00:44:06Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:07My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:10My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:17King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:22Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:25And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:28It's just petty.
00:44:29Maybe so.
00:44:31But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:34Fine.
00:44:36Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:38Come on, let's go.
00:44:39No, no.
00:44:40Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:44:43Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:44:46I know, dear.
00:44:48I just want to have our family together.
00:44:50Fine.
00:44:51We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:44:54Better a stray than a bitch.
00:44:55What was that?
00:44:59I just want to have our family together.
00:45:02Fine.
00:45:03We'll stay.
00:45:04Can I have a little napole?
00:45:07It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:07We'll get something right after.
00:45:10Like drive-thru?
00:45:12I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:14That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:19No strays.
00:45:20Ow.
00:45:21Jeezy, are you okay?
00:45:23Yes, please.
00:45:24You hit my child.
00:45:25You're fucking crazy.
00:45:27Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:34Don't worry, baby.
00:45:35I'll handle it.
00:45:37Don't worry, baby.
00:45:39I'll handle it.
00:45:44Piper.
00:45:45Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:45:51Okay, sweetheart.
00:45:52Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:45:54As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:45:58Actually, I do.
00:46:00He's such a liar.
00:46:01This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:03Oh, it will be.
00:46:07Sam.
00:46:08Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:12I'm already on my way.
00:46:13You hear this guy?
00:46:23He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:27Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:31His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:34Max, what are you doing?
00:46:36Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:37Santa's already on his way.
00:46:39Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:46:46A helicopter?
00:46:56There's no way.
00:47:02How did you pull this off?
00:47:03Sam is like family.
00:47:05I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:06Thanks, boss.
00:47:08Boss?
00:47:09Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:11Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:14Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:17I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:21You're...
00:47:21Come on.
00:47:24You can stop kidding around.
00:47:26If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:30No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:32Come on.
00:47:32You can stop the charade.
00:47:34Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:47:36Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:47:40Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:47:44How is this possible?
00:47:55This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:01Who are you?
00:48:03I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:05That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:08Wait, no.
00:48:09Hold on.
00:48:10You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:16You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:19Some of the small ones.
00:48:21I mean, you know that.
00:48:23You work for me.
00:48:24Oh, God.
00:48:25I insulted my own boss.
00:48:27I'm finished.
00:48:32Oh, God.
00:48:34I insulted my own boss.
00:48:36I'm finished.
00:48:37Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:48:39Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:48:41Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:48:43For tonight, your feast ends.
00:48:46And with that, your career.
00:48:49You're fired.
00:48:50Fired?
00:48:51Sam.
00:48:56Fired?
00:48:56Oh, God.
00:48:57I can't be fired.
00:49:00What?
00:49:01Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:02You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:05Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:06I'll do anything.
00:49:07Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:09And you.
00:49:16Oh, me?
00:49:18Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:20That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:21A family tradition.
00:49:23Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:26Sam.
00:49:30Will you do me the honors?
00:49:33Glassy.
00:49:38Merry Christmas, Aunt Ryan.
00:49:39Father, do something.
00:49:44Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:49:46I'm leaving.
00:49:48Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:49:50Ha, ha, ha.
00:49:56Come on, sweetie.
00:49:57Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:49:59Eat as much as you want.
00:50:01Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:05I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:07I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:09Honestly?
00:50:11This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:13Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:15Just like this.
00:50:17Does he really mean that?
00:50:19Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:21I can't tell.
00:50:22And that terrifies me.
00:50:23Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:29I brought you a gift.
00:50:31Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:50:33Oh.
00:50:34Oh, this is wonderful.
00:50:41Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:50:44Tell me everything.
00:50:46Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:50:51Oh, Maximus.
00:50:53I thought I raised you better.
00:50:55A high school dropout?
00:50:57In the Harrison family?
00:50:59Ha, ha, ha.
00:51:00Not a chance.
00:51:02Ha, ha.
00:51:04She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:08Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:09Silence.
00:51:10Get me the address where she works.
00:51:12It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:14That's nice.
00:51:16We own that one.
00:51:17Good work.
00:51:18But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:30Thanks.
00:51:31So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:51:37Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:51:39And how about you?
00:51:44Me?
00:51:45Yeah.
00:51:46Are you happy with your new husband?
00:51:53Eva.
00:52:03That birthmark.
00:52:05Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:11Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:13So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:15Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:52:19That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:20Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:23Max.
00:52:24Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:26It's cold.
00:52:29Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:32Max.
00:52:32I need to tell you something.
00:52:34I need to tell you something.
00:52:37It's something important.
00:52:40What's gotten into her?
00:52:42Is she hiding something?
00:52:43Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:52:45I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:52:51Piper is...
00:52:53Piper is...
00:52:55Piper is...
00:52:55Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:52:58Oh, sweetie.
00:52:59Oh, my gosh.
00:53:00It's all swollen.
00:53:01Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:04Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:05Mommy's going to go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:06Come on, Piper.
00:53:13Okay, let me see.
00:53:17I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:21But that's not true.
00:53:23You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:27Uh...
00:53:27Daddy!
00:53:28No!
00:53:30Well...
00:53:30Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:53:41Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:53:44Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:53:46Really?
00:53:46Please stay, Daddy.
00:53:51You think it was Scar?
00:53:55Hmm.
00:53:57I wouldn't worry about it.
00:53:59Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:00I have one, too.
00:54:03Dad.
00:54:04I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:06Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:09Really?
00:54:10No way.
00:54:11No.
00:54:12It was actually a cactus.
00:54:14But it's still cool.
00:54:17I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:22Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:24My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:30And how old are you?
00:54:33Six.
00:54:35Six?
00:54:35That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:54:38Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:54:40Eva, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:54:42What do I even say?
00:54:46And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:54:48Sorry, honey.
00:54:49This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:54:53Um, yeah.
00:54:57Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:54:59Eva.
00:54:59Okay, look.
00:55:07Piper is...
00:55:11Go on.
00:55:20That must be an emergency.
00:55:23Excuse me.
00:55:24Sorry.
00:55:25I'll take this.
00:55:25Mommy, are you okay?
00:55:34Yeah.
00:55:36Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:55:39I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:55:43Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:55:46I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:55:49She's a high school dropout.
00:55:51Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:55:53And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:55:56I'm Eva's husband.
00:55:57Max.
00:55:58That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:06I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:08You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:10Your mother would take her away.
00:56:11After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:15Eva?
00:56:17Maximus?
00:56:18Are you even listening to me?
00:56:19No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:21I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:23Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:25I'm not leaving her.
00:56:28Eva?
00:56:37Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:56:39This is for you, Grandma.
00:56:40Oh, wow.
00:56:47That's so cool.
00:56:48Did you make it?
00:56:49Uh, Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:56:53Oh, thank you so much.
00:56:55Just thanks, guys.
00:56:56Glad you're here.
00:56:59Oh!
00:57:00Wow!
00:57:01Damn, these are nice.
00:57:03Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:06Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:13It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:15Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:16Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:17Ready?
00:57:18Ready?
00:57:18Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:20What do we got, guys?
00:57:21Billy.
00:57:22Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:57:28You never told me...
00:57:30Have we met before?
00:57:36Have we met before?
00:57:39She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:44I don't know what you're getting at.
00:57:47Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:57:58I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:00Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:01They're very common.
00:58:02I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:05No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:09Maybe.
00:58:12Are you okay?
00:58:16Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:19No.
00:58:20I'm fine.
00:58:22Um...
00:58:23Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:27I got you this.
00:58:29You got me a gift, too?
00:58:31Tis the season.
00:58:32Open it.
00:58:35Gloves.
00:58:47Did you make these?
00:58:49Yeah.
00:58:50I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:58:53That's Christmas.
00:58:54You've already done so much for me.
00:58:56I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:58:57How did I feel?
00:59:02Warm, right?
00:59:03Yeah.
00:59:04Warm.
00:59:06Soft.
00:59:10Perfect.
00:59:10Thank you, Eva.
00:59:17I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:20Really?
00:59:22Yeah, my mom.
00:59:23She partied all the time.
00:59:25And I got gifts.
00:59:27Plenty of them, but...
00:59:28I don't think she ever bought one herself.
00:59:32Nothing personal.
00:59:34Well, you deserve it.
00:59:37You're a good guy.
00:59:39And...
00:59:39Someday you'll...
00:59:41Find...
00:59:42Someone special...
00:59:43To...
00:59:44Spend all your Christmases with.
00:59:45And what if that day's today?
00:59:51What if I already found someone special?
00:59:55Right here.
01:00:15Max, we can't.
01:00:23If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:00:30Come on.
01:00:31I don't want you to stop.
01:00:39No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:00:45I don't want you.
01:00:48I don't want you.
01:01:09God, you were trying to be fucking insane.
01:01:13I don't want you to stop.
01:01:14Piper!
01:01:24Piper?
01:01:26She can't see us.
01:01:44Eva?
01:01:48Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:02That was way too close.
01:02:04Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:11Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:15Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:20You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:26Let me give it to you.
01:02:28Let me give it to you.
01:02:30Let me give it to you.
01:02:32Let me give it to you.
01:02:34Let me give it to you.
01:02:37I love you.
01:02:40I love you.
01:02:42Let me give it to you.
01:02:44Why are you calling me this morning?
01:03:11Hello?
01:03:12Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price.
01:03:16What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:19What?
01:03:20We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:23Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:28My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:31Piper is my daughter.
01:03:33And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:03:36So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:03:38But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:03:41There's my beautiful wife.
01:03:45You okay?
01:03:50Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:03:55So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:03:59What are you talking about?
01:04:02It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:09Eva, wait!
01:04:10So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:20Max, it's not real.
01:04:28I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:04:31I won't give up on us.
01:04:52Are we here?
01:04:53Yes.
01:04:54As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:05:01Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:05:03We're home.
01:05:08How can she just walk away?
01:05:10Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:05:19It's part of the agreement, too.
01:05:22Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:05:25You promised.
01:05:26Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:05:28Can you do this for me, please?
01:05:30All right, fine.
01:05:33When?
01:05:35Two days.
01:05:37I'll come pick you up.
01:05:38No need.
01:05:40Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:05:47I know you and mommy thought,
01:05:50but she still really likes you.
01:05:52So don't give up.
01:05:53Okay, daddy?
01:05:55Thank you, sweetie.
01:05:56If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:05:58I always fight for the ones I love.
01:06:19Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:06:21Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:06:24Boss?
01:06:26Boss?
01:06:28Boss?
01:06:30Lady and gentleman,
01:06:31I am so sorry.
01:06:33I need to go win back my family.
01:06:35Family?
01:06:37Boss, are you okay?
01:06:38Never better.
01:06:41Go get her, Max.
01:06:47Ah, there he is.
01:06:50Maximus, darling.
01:06:51darling I have some prospects for you nice high society girls from the city
01:06:57Oh I told you I already found the woman I love
01:07:04Maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming your son tell me what kind of woman you want
01:07:19and I'll find you another you are heir to the Harrison dynasty no I'm not
01:07:25what
01:07:28oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:07:45hi welcome in can I help you find something I want to try those
01:07:52awesome I'll get them for you right away
01:07:56are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:08:02no no no I know what I want size seven
01:08:08oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:08:13come on she wants the white shoes
01:08:16ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays here let me help you
01:08:25come on
01:08:25she seems kind
01:08:32I shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:08:40how do they feel well I love the style it's too small I think I need a size up
01:08:48maybe my feet are still growing
01:08:50right away I'll be right back
01:08:55she's not only kind she's patient was I wrong about her
01:09:00are you gluing the heel back on
01:09:17well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:09:22that's just pure evil
01:09:27oh come on St. Eva she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair I get paid commission
01:09:37I'm not doing that Vanessa
01:09:44see
01:09:46this is your whole problem
01:09:49this is why you'll always be broke
01:09:53I don't care if she can walk or not
01:09:56I'm not selling her junk
01:09:58she has to deal with people like this
01:10:01people who insult her all day
01:10:04I'm your manager
01:10:07sell the old bitty the shoes
01:10:12or you're fired
01:10:14did I stutter
01:10:20you don't have to fire me
01:10:25I quit
01:10:29I don't work here anymore
01:10:35listen
01:10:37don't buy the shoes
01:10:39they're broken
01:10:40spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:10:42you're a good person after all
01:10:45looks like I misjudged you
01:10:48I'm sorry
01:10:49why are you still here Eva
01:10:53get out
01:10:54you're not disabled
01:11:01selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:11:05absolutely shameful
01:11:08who are you
01:11:09I am the chairwoman
01:11:11of the Harrison group
01:11:13and the owner of the store
01:11:15you're Eleanor Harrison
01:11:18mother of the CEO
01:11:20I am
01:11:21and you my dear
01:11:23are fired
01:11:24what did I do
01:11:26you are a good person
01:11:31from now on
01:11:33this store is yours to run
01:11:35are you serious?
01:11:40that's right
01:11:41don't be nervous child
01:11:44you are professional
01:11:46responsible
01:11:47far better than that two-bit manager
01:11:50you
01:11:54out
01:11:55I'll leave
01:11:57I'm leaving
01:12:00I
01:12:03I feel like I'm dreaming
01:12:06no
01:12:07don't worry
01:12:08you're getting a promotion
01:12:10you deserve it my dear
01:12:12thank you
01:12:15first assignment
01:12:16I want that row
01:12:19and that row
01:12:20and the entire display case
01:12:23pack it all up
01:12:25and bring it to my house
01:12:26okay
01:12:27yeah
01:12:28once we're home
01:12:31I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law
01:12:33I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:12:36she's the mother of a CEO
01:12:44of course she lives like this
01:12:47Mrs. Harrison
01:12:57I'm here with your delivery
01:12:59Max
01:13:03Eva
01:13:04what are you doing here?
01:13:07I uh
01:13:08there you are Eva
01:13:10wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:13:13my new daughter-in-law
01:13:16what are you
01:13:17that means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:13:24well I tried to tell you but
01:13:27stop
01:13:28and you
01:13:30you lied to me at the store
01:13:32you were both just testing me
01:13:35is this some sick game rich people play?
01:13:38I'm sorry Eva
01:13:39I thought you might be using my son
01:13:41just after his money
01:13:43but I was wrong
01:13:44Eva please
01:13:45I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:13:47not every working class girl is after your money
01:13:50how could you think that of me?
01:13:53it's not like that dear
01:13:54Eva what are you talking about?
01:13:56mom
01:13:58what did you do?
01:13:59I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:14:02we're not together
01:14:03and I can't love something that was never real
01:14:06I made a horrible mistake
01:14:13what are you waiting for son?
01:14:15go after her
01:14:16Eva
01:14:19let me go
01:14:21I swear it's not what you think
01:14:23look we come from two completely different worlds
01:14:25stop pretending like you care
01:14:26I'm not pretending
01:14:27okay I can't fake what we have
01:14:29and everything I've done for you
01:14:31and Piper
01:14:31this is real
01:14:33touch my wife again
01:14:38and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:14:41Max you came
01:14:42God you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:14:46I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:14:49a good father
01:14:51just say the word
01:14:52see?
01:14:58stop fighting
01:14:59we belong together
01:15:02you're wrong
01:15:04wrong about what?
01:15:07that you care?
01:15:08or we belong together
01:15:10look I already told you
01:15:12we're from two completely different worlds
01:15:14now I held up my end of the deal
01:15:16and I met your mother
01:15:16like we discussed
01:15:17I want a fake divorce from my fake husband
01:15:20Eva
01:15:24Eva
01:15:27I'm sorry Maximus
01:15:31walking away is the only choice I have
01:15:33ow
01:15:40are you okay mommy?
01:15:43yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:15:44come here
01:15:46no you're not fine
01:15:55you're sad
01:15:56I'm okay sweetie
01:16:00I miss daddy too
01:16:03I want Max to be my real daddy
01:16:09don't you want to be with him?
01:16:15love bug
01:16:16you're right
01:16:17what am I doing?
01:16:19running like a coward?
01:16:22I've always taught you to be brave
01:16:24now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:16:27I believe in you
01:16:30what are you gonna do mommy?
01:16:32I know exactly what to say to him
01:16:34Maximus deserves to know
01:16:39Piper is his daughter
01:16:41enough sulking
01:16:47go get your wife
01:16:49and my grandbaby back
01:16:51don't you think I want to?
01:16:54she doesn't want me
01:16:55I didn't raise you to give up
01:16:57your daughter is still out there
01:16:59you can't abandon her
01:17:00mom you don't get it
01:17:02I made a deal with Eva
01:17:04to play my wife
01:17:05and Piper she was
01:17:07an added bonus
01:17:09what are you talking about?
01:17:11I already ran a DNA test
01:17:13Piper is your daughter
01:17:16what?
01:17:18see for yourself
01:17:19I was right
01:17:26seven years ago
01:17:28new years
01:17:29that woman
01:17:30was Eva
01:17:30Eva
01:17:41hey
01:17:43daddy
01:17:45daddy
01:17:47Piper
01:17:48Piper
01:17:48I missed you so much sweetheart
01:17:53you came back
01:17:59I uh
01:18:03don't forget to be brave mommy
01:18:07I uh
01:18:14I was scared
01:18:16but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:18:18cause what we have is real
01:18:20and it's worth fighting for
01:18:22sweetheart I have
01:18:25something to tell you
01:18:26I have something to tell you too
01:18:29Piper is your daughter
01:18:32you knew
01:18:34my sweet granddaughter
01:18:36Emma
01:18:37I just found out for sure
01:18:42a few minutes ago
01:18:43but you've known this whole time
01:18:44I was scared
01:18:46okay
01:18:46I didn't know
01:18:47if you were gonna take her from me
01:18:49I didn't know
01:18:49how you were feeling
01:18:50how could you not know
01:18:53how I felt
01:18:53I love you
01:19:05I love you Eva
01:19:05I love you too
01:19:09I promise
01:19:11for the rest of my life
01:19:12I'm going to make it up to you
01:19:14as long as we're together
01:19:16it doesn't matter where we are
01:19:19will you marry me Eva
01:19:30for real this time
01:19:32yes
01:19:33yes of course
01:19:35I'll marry you
01:19:36yes
01:19:41looks like you're stuck with me
01:19:50the next Christmas
01:19:51and the Christmas after that
01:19:52and forever
01:19:53I wouldn't have it any other way
01:19:58who's that?
01:20:05Eva
01:20:05take me back
01:20:09I'm sorry
01:20:11I'm sorry
01:20:12I'm sorry
01:20:12you're tired
01:20:13looks like
01:20:16no
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