00:00I'm in a body that doesn't belong to me anymore.
00:03So how did I get here?
00:05Well, that part's even crazier.
00:08Uh, tell me what you said, tell me what you said!
00:10Meredith, I won't be home for dinner tonight.
00:12Okay, I'll leave the light on!
00:14In fact, I won't be home for the rest of my life.
00:20What?
00:22I'm leaving you.
00:24She's a yoga instructor.
00:25She's young.
00:26The things she can do with her legs.
00:28Oh, she's like a rat's linen g-string.
00:32She's in the car.
00:38I think I need to cry now.
00:41Hey, Mom, I'm just doing my astronomy or-
00:43Atlanta!
00:44Ben left me for a yoga instructor.
00:47What that piece of shit?
00:48Ms. Blair!
00:49I'm so sorry, Mom, but I gotta go.
00:51Ben is a massive douche canoe.
00:53Okay, find those lady balls and get angry.
00:56You get that prick back.
00:58I think you might be fine.
01:10I'm thinking maybe fine.
01:12You okay?
01:14I've been waiting for you all my life.
01:17You okay?
01:18Oh!
01:19Oh, easy, easy.
01:21Oh, thank you.
01:22Fine.
01:23You don't-
01:24Yeah.
01:25Okay.
01:26Love Chase.
01:27Best husband ever, huh?
01:30Uh-huh.
01:31Must be hell of a guy.
01:33Uh-huh.
01:35Don't hurt yourself.
01:38Oh.
01:39Take care.
01:40Bye!
01:41When were you last happy?
01:51Uh, when I used a $10 bottle of hair dye.
01:55My gray was gone and time went backward for a moment.
01:59Age travel?
02:00For $10?
02:01I think we can do better than that.
02:04Look around if you see anything you like that's yours.
02:08Hey, I had one just like this.
02:20This is mine.
02:21I put that sticker there.
02:23And this tape, it's a song I recorded years ago.
02:29What's going on?
02:31Listen to it.
02:58Well, I'll take this.
03:01What a blast from the past.
03:04Make better memories.
03:16Hey, hottie.
03:17Get in.
03:18Kids.
03:25Minutes, hours, years and days.
03:28Time goes back when nothing changes.
03:30I feel it.
03:31Way back in the day.
03:32Way back in the day.
03:33Yeah.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Yeah.
03:36What the fu-
03:37Oh, thank God.
03:38Oh, thank God.
03:39Oh, thank God.
03:40You're still here.
03:41Oh, God.
03:42I didn't know where to go.
03:43I don't know what's happening.
03:44But look.
03:45I'm young.
03:46Tell me I'm not crazy.
03:47And you see the same thing I do.
03:48Please.
03:49Atlanta!
03:50Oh, I am sorry.
03:51I don't know what this is.
03:52But I really, I really can't do this right now.
03:53No, no, no, no.
03:54Ah!
03:55It's me.
03:56It's me.
03:57It's mom.
03:58It's me.
03:59It's me.
04:00It's me.
04:01It's me.
04:02It's me.
04:03It's me.
04:04It's me.
04:05It's me.
04:06It's me.
04:07It's me.
04:08When you were five, you ate the cat litter.
04:09At the age of twelve, you cut your lip, kissing that boy with braces.
04:11At fifteen, you got upset because one boob was smaller than the other.
04:12It was like a long nipple hair.
04:13Both.
04:14Mom?
04:15I...
04:16What the actual fuck?
04:17What have you done?
04:18My bangs are...
04:19I don't know.
04:20I don't know.
04:21It's me.
04:22It's me.
04:23It's me.
04:24It's me.
04:25It's me.
04:26It's me.
04:27It's me.
04:28It's me.
04:29It's me.
04:30It's me.
04:31It's me.
04:32It's me.
04:33It's me.
04:34It's me.
04:35When you were five, you ate the cat litter.
04:36At the age of twelve, you cut your lip, kissing that boy with braces.
04:37At fifteen, you got upset because one boob was smaller than the other.
04:40My bangs are...
04:41They're lovely, but that's not the point.
04:43Hi.
04:44I'm Harry.
04:56You again.
04:57Hi.
04:59Um...
05:00I'm Harry.
05:01Uh, yeah.
05:02That's my cousin.
05:03Meredith.
05:04Red.
05:05Red.
05:10I thought all your cousins were from Australia.
05:13Uh...
05:14Yeah.
05:15Red is my Australian cousin, which is why she talks with an Australian accent.
05:22Mm.
05:23Well, here we go.
05:25G'day.
05:26Nice to meet you.
05:29So, I was hoping it would be okay with you both if my cousin Red stayed for a few weeks.
05:39Yeah.
05:40Fine by me.
05:41Hold on.
05:42I haven't said yes yet.
05:44Wait.
05:45Who gave you the deciding vote?
05:47Plus, her accent is, like, really weird.
05:50She doesn't even sound like Chris Hemsworth.
05:52Hi.
05:57Hi.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Say something Australian.
06:00I...
06:01What?
06:02Come on, let's see.
06:03It'd be fun having a new face around.
06:04Hmm?
06:05Okay, shall we nod?
06:06All right.
06:07You see, it's not that hard to be nice.
06:08Catch you guys later.
06:10Thanks, Alexis.
06:11Harry.
06:12Harry's mine.
06:13Hmm?
06:14Hands up.
06:15Harry will come for you.
06:16Who should-
06:17Harry!
06:18Mom, what the fuck did you do?
06:19Ow!
06:20Well, it's not plastic surgery.
06:22I mean, you're not even just supposed to have to talk about it.
06:25No, whatever.
06:26I didn't want to hang for you.
06:29If so, I wasn't sure you shouldn't be laughing at me.
06:30Yeah.
06:31I've been ill Dr.
06:31and I'm dead.
06:32I'm dead.
06:33I'm dead.
06:34You're dead.
06:35Now, I don't know.
06:36I've not been killed.
06:37No, I'm dead.
06:39Who should marry? Mom, what the fuck did you do?
06:43Ow! Well, it's not plastic surgery. I mean, your whole body has changed.
06:49Did you do a deal with the...
06:51You know, the...
06:53The one from there?
06:54If he works in a thrift shop.
06:57Who?
07:09What's... for later?
07:13There was this nice old man, and my old Walkman.
07:19Ooh, okay. What did this, like, old man do?
07:22He just said, make better memories.
07:27Aw, that's kind of beautiful.
07:31And sad.
07:32Wait, but like, why?
07:35I know.
07:36I know, buddy.
07:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This, like, this whole thing, it's, like, insane.
07:43We're gonna be okay.
07:46I promise.
07:49Mom?
07:51No stretch marks?
07:54Nipples that maintain eye contact?
07:57Hello, ladies. It's nice to see you back.
07:59I'll fight all the way to you.
08:00I'll come back later.
08:14No, no, it's, it's, it's okay.
08:16You can, I mean...
08:17Are you sure?
08:19Yeah, yeah.
08:20Okay, uh...
08:25Sleep at the top.
08:30Oh, thank you.
08:32Oh, my.
08:36Thanks.
08:39What's that smell?
08:40Oh.
08:40I stole some of my daughter's, uh, uh, my friend, uh, my cousin, Atlanta's perfume.
09:00Uh, Atlanta calls me mum sometimes because I, I mother her.
09:05It's just, it's a joke, you know, because I'm not, I'm not a mum.
09:10Well, either way, it smells nice.
09:13I've never noticed it before.
09:15I mean, it must be the way you wear it.
09:19The bathroom's all yours.
09:21I look forward to having you around, Red.
09:26Oh, boy.
09:29I think I might be in very big trouble.
09:35G'day, made you some brekkie.
09:38Oh, oh, I can, I can taste that.
09:43Get your sweat, old lady.
09:46Old lady?
09:50I'm an old-fashioned 20-year-old who fears carbs.
09:54Syrup?
09:56Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
09:59Uh, uh, oh.
10:01I think you missed a bit.
10:02Uh, uh, uh, uh...
10:05Oh, my God.
10:07Who's all the...
10:08Atlanta!
10:10There's some old guy here to see you.
10:12Ben!
10:13I didn't realize you were dating anyone.
10:14Uh, Ben, hi.
10:17What are you doing here?
10:19And why don't we talk about that in another room?
10:21No, no, look, I just came to drop off some legal documents to your mom.
10:25She's not answering her phone, so...
10:26Yeah, cool, I'll give them to her.
10:28Goodbye.
10:28Look, I know with the divorce and all, that might be tough, but I just, I just thought I'd like to still be a part of your life, so I, I bought this along, uh, that's my card.
10:38You'll have my number now, so if you need to give me a call.
10:44Oh, well, you, uh, haven't introduced me to your housemates.
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