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Waterboy Vertical Episode 1
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00:00Star quarterback, high school god, hetero heartthrob, and a self-absorbed jock.
00:09He's everything I hate about this place, and everything I want.
00:13Caden, I want you.
00:18Never done this before?
00:22Don't worry, you're my first guy too.
00:30Do you really think you have a chance with the straight star quarterback?
00:49It's not like that, I don't even like him, I hate jobs.
00:52I don't even give this a chance.
00:57Don't even wait.
01:00Hey, did I give you permission to say my name, nerd?
01:10I fell asleep.
01:12Aw, you dreaming about me?
01:15No.
01:18Oh my god.
01:21This twink's got a boner.
01:25He's got a boner.
01:26Half the football team just saw my boner.
01:33I am so dead.
01:35He had a dirty dream about Donovan and got a boner.
01:39It's not a boner, I'm a shower, not a grower.
01:44Looks like a boner to me, dude.
01:45Girl, you know Donovan's straight with a capital S, right?
01:52Caden here got bricked up for the straight QB.
01:55Donovan, wait.
01:58Well, you're so tiny, no one notices when you get hard.
02:00Oh, shit.
02:01Look who's got a backbone now that he's student body president.
02:12He's nothing more than the class fairy.
02:18Better watch your ass.
02:19Caden here has the hots for you.
02:21Is that true, Caden?
02:24You got the hots for me?
02:25Are you trying to convert me to the dark side?
02:34Darth Gator?
02:37Don't flatter yourself.
02:41Oh my god!
02:46Caden's coming for you, Donovan.
02:48It actually looks like cum.
02:52That's enough.
02:55Caden, detention.
02:56What?
02:57Why?
02:57I didn't do anything.
02:58For harassing our star quarterback.
03:01Boys don't need that kind of attention from other boys.
03:12Bye, Caden.
03:17I don't know what's worse.
03:19Getting a boner in front of the class?
03:21Or that the most hoorah hetero quarterback ever gave it to me.
03:30Your ass is mine.
03:32What?
03:38Donovan.
03:40What are you doing?
03:44You thought you could hide it, but I caught you.
03:46That boner wasn't about you.
03:49It's not like I could control it.
03:50This isn't about your boner, Caden.
03:54It's about your activities budget.
03:56Where did you get this?
03:58Please.
03:59Two weeks as student body president, and you're already abusing your power.
04:03While equitable distribution of resources is an abuse.
04:06Fancy way of saying you hate football and you want to kill our budget.
04:11Football gets 90% of activity funds.
04:15That's not fair to the rest of us who get only scraps.
04:18Dude, come on.
04:20You don't really think that your LGBTQIA whatever committee needs as much money as we do.
04:26Why do you care?
04:27It's not like you're paying for any of this.
04:29We need that money to go to nationals.
04:32Okay, that's my only chance to get scouted, to get away from my dad this town.
04:36You know what?
04:37Well, I have dreams too, Donovan.
04:39Harvard only takes students that make an impact.
04:41This budget is the way to prove that I can.
04:45Well, the football team isn't going to take it lying down.
04:49You may call the shots on the field, but I call the shots inside the school.
04:54So my budget proposal stays.
04:56Change the budget back or I'll make you.
05:01How are you going to do that?
05:05By giving you what you really want.
05:17Well, what are you doing?
05:20Dude, it's a joke.
05:23It's a joke.
05:23Okay, but I, uh, I mean, I did see you dreaming about me in class.
05:30You were yelling my name?
05:33I did dream about you, but it's called a nightmare.
05:36And explain your boner, Caden.
05:40He's probably got the football team hiding just out of sight.
05:43Ready to humiliate me if I fall for this.
05:45Am I a joke to you?
05:48Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm desperate.
05:51Don't take my football team to fly your rainbow flag, okay?
05:55Just change the budget back.
05:59Or else.
06:00You think I'm making the football team fly my rainbow flag?
06:12Let's see how you like this.
06:14Guys, let's just focus on the game, okay?
06:33What the hell?
06:54Someone sabotaged our uniforms.
06:57What do we do?
06:58Kick off some five minutes.
07:00Guys, it's just paint.
07:03Quit being a pussy and suit up.
07:08Suit up, let's go five minutes.
07:14It's your first game of the season.
07:16I'm your announcer, student body president, Caden Russell.
07:18And I'm his trusty sidekick, Alexa Kennedy.
07:22Let's go, boys!
07:32Wow, new look for the Hawks.
07:34Guys, is this a football game or a gay pride parade?
07:39Pull back Donovan Miller lead for team to make a dozen key look gorgeous doing it.
07:44The rainbow really brings out.
07:46Oh, absolutely.
07:46Enjoying yourself?
07:50I don't know what you're talking about.
07:55I knew it was you.
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