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00:00That's our holiday money. All these pricks round here, noses in the air looking down at us.
00:11Fucking jealous now, ain't they? Do you want to hold it?
00:16Don't want to get your prints on that. I'll make you an accessory.
00:21Don't say those things to him.
00:23About fucking time.
00:25So, how do I look?
00:30What is she, son?
00:33She's a tart, Dad.
00:35That's right. She's a tart.
00:41Is me coming? No, leave the way. Doing a bit of work.
01:00What about this?
01:05No.
01:06You would say no.
01:08I don't know.
01:10Let me tell you.
01:12But is this nice?
01:15That's it.
01:18This is it.
01:20No, no, no.
01:21This is music. This is this is my song.
01:25Can we have some in a bit?
01:27Which I'm certain.
01:30I...
01:31It's not a Frank one.
01:33It's a cover.
01:35I travel each and every highway.
01:42Still good though.
01:43Hey!
01:44You're listening, boy.
01:45Much more than this.
01:47I did it my way.
01:54Regrets.
01:55I've had a few.
01:56Regrets.
01:57I've had a few.
01:58But then again.
01:59Then again.
02:00Too few to mention.
02:05I did.
02:06What I had to do.
02:08And saw it through.
02:09Without exemption.
02:11I had to do and saw it through without exemption I planned each charter course, each careful step along the byway
02:33And more, much more than this, I did it my way
02:45Yes, there are times, I'm sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew
02:57And through it all, when there was doubt I ate it up, and spit it out
03:09I faced it all, and I stood tall, and did it mine
03:275-9, yeah
03:39Lovely, I've got a lovely one from you
03:41Oh, perfect
03:43It's got some here
03:45Number 3, so that third floor
03:49That was just 7am
03:51Yeah, mate
03:55Thank you
03:56Mate
03:57Did one of us, will you?
03:59One of your Polaroids
04:01Did one of us, eh?
04:03Just one is all
04:13Nice one
04:15Thank you
04:16Come on
04:32Just popping out
04:33You're coming back though, aren't you?
04:34Yeah, of course I am
04:35Because we've dinner at 8am
04:36I said I'm coming back, didn't I?
04:43Adal
04:44A doll
04:58What's the price, miss?
05:14Come on, let's fucking eat
05:34Come on, let's fucking eat
05:36Daniel
05:44What is she?
05:50She's a tart, Dad
05:51Yeah, she is a fucking tart
06:06Look at this place, what a fucking shithole
06:24No, it's nice
06:25Nice, is it?
06:26That's what you think
06:27Look, Daniel
06:28Tart's got an opinion
06:29Can you talk, little tart
06:30Don't start, okay?
06:31I'm not staying
06:32I'm just having a laugh
06:33A laugh is all
06:34Come on
06:35Just having a laugh is all
06:36A little bit of a laugh
06:37I want a nice evening out
06:38This is a nice evening out
06:39We're having a nice evening
06:40This will be nice
06:41Don't you think this is nice?
06:42I'm shot in better places than this
06:43I'm shot in better places than this
06:44I'm shot in better places
07:14Jenny, what about you?
07:25How's life as a single woman about town?
07:27Stop!
07:29You seem really well, Mum
07:31Yeah, yeah I am well
07:36Do you miss him?
07:37Yeah, of course I do
07:39Look, I was with Martin for a lot longer than I was with your Dad
07:42I mean, he was a boring old bastard, but
07:47He was kind
07:50It's cancer, Danny
07:51Sometimes I think you grieve before they die
07:56Well, I love the way that you came out of it
08:00Really?
08:01Yeah
08:02It's your life
08:03You get to live it for you, for once
08:05Yeah
08:06Well, in that case, I'm going to get wankered
08:08Oh, you know that your Uncle Frank is out?
08:13Yeah, yeah
08:14I think Lee's going to pop round to see him tomorrow, so
08:16Well, you could join
08:18Yeah, I don't know, Mum
08:19Look, you know how down he gets
08:21He needs family around him
08:23Look, Frank's great, I will go
08:25It's just
08:27I don't know, him and Lee together
08:30Two ex-cons
08:31It's going to get a bit male and manly
08:33Oh, Danny
08:34Frank loves you
08:35I know, I know
08:36He's my only brother
08:37I will, I'll go
08:38I'll go and see him, I promise, next week
08:40Oh, excuse me, sorry
08:41Could I have a glass of white, please?
08:44Thanks
08:48Can I ask you something?
08:49Yeah
08:50How come he stays with Dad for so long?
08:58Why are you asking that?
09:00I just
09:02I don't know, I don't know
09:03It's just
09:04You could have
09:05You could have left him sooner
09:07Why didn't you?
09:08Look, when I met him, I was
09:18Well turned out
09:19Good looking
09:20Funny
09:21Smart
09:22I was a catch
09:24But
09:25By the time I went
09:27Looks was all I had
09:29Knowing the right shade of lippy to put on
09:35How can a person like that leave?
09:36No, but you did?
09:39Yeah
09:40Yeah, I did
09:41So
09:42So why not sooner?
09:45You know?
09:46Change of subject, eh Danny?
09:47Okay, no, I just keep thinking about it
09:48Because
09:49I just
09:50What if
09:51Things might have been better
09:52Danny
09:53No, wait, I don't mean
09:54Yeah, no
09:55I just, I mean for you
09:56Danny
09:57Please
10:00Sorry, I don't
10:01I
10:06Talking to Lee
10:07I was there at the weekend
10:08Took some pics of Dean, didn't she?
10:09Yeah, of course I do
10:10He's really grown
10:11Look
10:12Oh my god, he is really grown, isn't he?
10:13Yeah
10:14What has she got in her tits?
10:15Oh my god
10:16What has she got in her tits?
10:17Oh my god
10:18Oh
10:19Oh
10:20Oh
10:21Oh, that's just, that's just to check the, um
10:24Errrr, the
10:25Let's
10:26Should I get you that glass of wine?
10:27Oh
10:28Oh
10:29Oh
10:30Oh
10:31Oh, that's just, that's just to check the, um
10:47Errr, the
10:49Let's
10:51Did she get you that glass of wine?
10:53Excuse me.
11:21Oh, you.
11:51What's in your locker, Dan?
11:56Oh, my God.
11:59Going fucking nuts.
12:01You're still up tonight?
12:03Yes, yes, yeah, I really am.
12:06Totally.
12:07Don't be late, okay?
12:08No, I won't be late.
12:09Max is doing his jambalaya.
12:10It has to be exactly right,
12:12and he will not serve it until everyone's there.
12:14I won't be late.
12:15Don't worry.
12:16All right.
12:21Okay, it's a stupid question.
12:24I don't have anything in here, do I?
12:25Like what?
12:27Half a kilo of heroin.
12:30That's for the fucking door, Dan.
12:33Yeah.
12:37Plato tells the story of a man called Gyges
12:40who finds a ring of invisibility.
12:45Once Gyges puts the ring on,
12:47he can do anything he likes.
12:49Kill, steal, do anything at all
12:53without anyone finding it.
12:54And where does big men find this ring?
12:58Plato's question is,
13:00is there any reason for Gyges to be good?
13:07Females.
13:09Females?
13:11Just females? Nothing else?
13:13Well, I'm assuming this Gyges
13:15hasn't been saved by the light of the Lord Jesus Christ,
13:17so, yeah, just females.
13:19You know what?
13:20Yeah, I'll go with that.
13:21When I was begging,
13:22if I see, like, three lads on the night out, yeah,
13:24I know I'm getting nothing.
13:26But if I see a man with a gal,
13:28and they got, like, shopping bags, yeah,
13:30like honeymoon vibes,
13:31I go straight up to him,
13:32ask him for money.
13:33Nine out of ten times he gives it, yeah?
13:36I give him the chance to look kind
13:38and, like, he's got cash.
13:39Like, I provide a service.
13:41Serious, Dan.
13:42Like, without me,
13:43he spends a night on Pornhub.
13:45LAUGHTER
13:47OK, so Gyges should only be good
13:50if women can see it.
13:52Dan, look around us, bro.
13:54We've got female teachers, officers, nurses.
13:57Well, you take them all away,
13:58you think men are going to be, what, better?
14:00Nonsense.
14:01Just nonsense.
14:02Nonsense?
14:03It's our confession.
14:11Did you want to say something on us?
14:16Women are the salvation of men.
14:18Yeah, that's what we're saying with us.
14:19But you've got to earn it.
14:20You've got to be using first.
14:22Not just when they're looking.
14:25So, some philosophers say that, um,
14:29masculinity is an identity achieved through dominance.
14:33In order for me to be a man,
14:35someone else has to lose.
14:37And more often than not,
14:39that someone is a woman or child.
14:41Look, Dan, there are good men
14:44and there's bad men.
14:45Yeah?
14:46Well, the writer, Bell Hooks,
14:49she argues that the idea of the good man is sexist.
14:52She says we should want to be a good person,
14:54not a good man.
14:56In here, I don't think about being a good person.
15:03But I do feel bad about not being a good man.
15:09When I'm on the phone to my ex and I hear my little girl crying
15:12because, you know, some teacher don't like her.
15:16I can't do nothing.
15:17I can't sort it.
15:20I feel like shit.
15:21Yeah, I don't like the whole dominance thing.
15:26It's belittling, if you don't mind me saying them.
15:30Um...
15:31Being a man,
15:33it's way more than dominance.
15:36A lot more.
15:37Oh shit, it's me, please.
15:39I've seen...
15:40I'm gonna cut your dick off, you little...
15:42for the cowardly,
15:43the faithless,
15:44the detestable,
15:45the...
15:46the sexually immoral and liars.
15:47There is the portion
15:48that burns with fire,
15:50burns with fire unsafer.
15:52This is the second death
15:55and the renovations of anybody,
15:57you deviant fucks.
15:59Hey!
16:04Rocky?
16:05Not right.
16:06You weren't in class?
16:08No.
16:09They wouldn't let us off the landing.
16:11I'd love to say it was an incident,
16:13but like us not,
16:14someone just squashed a cockroach
16:16without the correct paperwork.
16:18This place is a shite shambles, Dan.
16:22Well, I've, um...
16:23I've brought you some reading,
16:24I know you're like a head stop.
16:25I do, I do.
16:28It's a dialogue between Slavoj Žižek
16:31and Will's self.
16:32Ah, Žižek.
16:34The Billy Conley of philosophy.
16:36It's like if performance art
16:38fucked verbosity.
16:40Thanks for that, Dan.
16:41That's all right.
16:42I'll, um,
16:43I'll see you next class.
16:44Right.
16:45Oh, by the way,
16:46I could do something to you
16:48in return.
16:49In return?
16:50What do you mean?
16:51Well,
16:52your dad did time, right?
16:54What makes you say that?
16:58Well,
16:59a place like this word gets around.
17:01It doesn't matter how,
17:03what matters is,
17:04I know a guy who was inside with him.
17:07He was your dad's pad mate.
17:11Right, that's what he said, isn't it?
17:13He said he was my dad's pad mate.
17:15Aye, for eight months.
17:17Now that's a hell of a long time
17:19in a place like this.
17:21And what's more is,
17:23that man's in here.
17:27You know,
17:28I can put you in touch.
17:29You could, um,
17:30have a chat with him.
17:32Would you like that?
17:37I'll think about what you said.
17:39Right.
17:40Yep.
17:41Yep.
18:11All right, Lee.
18:16Hey,
18:17um,
18:18yeah, listen,
18:19you're going to Uncle Frank's today, right?
18:21I,
18:22I thought I might, um,
18:23you know,
18:24tag along?
18:26Yeah.
18:27Um,
18:28when are you going?
18:32Yeah.
18:34Yeah, sure.
18:35Yeah, I've, um,
18:36yeah, I've got something else I do first.
18:41Whatever,
19:03Yeah.
19:04Okay.
19:06Yeah,
19:07when go,
19:08go.
19:09It was though, Dan, they made you fucking march.
19:32What, like a soldier?
19:34Like a fucking tin soldier.
19:35They wanted to march you down to get your fucking chow.
19:40This is years ago, Dan.
19:41I'm a kid, so I'm not having this.
19:44I'll give it the Travolta roll.
19:46I'm all like, oh.
19:50There's your own Saturday night fever.
19:53This big screw takes one look.
19:56Bang.
19:56Punches me right in the guts for that.
19:58No.
19:59There, I go down like a sack of spucks.
20:01Pipped up all over his shoes.
20:03I bet that was shiny and all.
20:06By the next day, I'll do it all again.
20:08I'll give it the roll.
20:10Bang.
20:10Punched in the guts on the floor.
20:12Next day, roll.
20:13Bang.
20:14Floor.
20:14Ten days straight, I swear to God.
20:17So, they change tag.
20:19I'll go down.
20:19They gave me my dinner.
20:21The old plate is covered in salt.
20:24Oh, no.
20:25That's wrong, that is.
20:26You had to scrape it off, even to eat, eh?
20:29But I still give it the roll, right?
20:31And every day, they give me my plate of food.
20:35White.
20:35With salt.
20:36Ten days of that.
20:38They chuck me in seg.
20:39Oh, no, that is bad.
20:40Dan, seg.
20:41That's awful.
20:42I mean, I've never done seg, but they bury you down there, mate.
20:45You sleep on a concrete ledge, Dan.
20:47Each day, the screws will wake me up, take me outside, give me a shovel, and make me dig
20:52an hole eight foot deep.
20:55And at the end of the day, I'd have to fill it back in.
20:57God, you must have been exhausted.
20:59Dan, every day, when they open that door, I'll spring to my feet, big smile, and go,
21:05You got my shovel?
21:07I love digging.
21:10I loved it.
21:11I loved it.
21:12I did.
21:13Right, but you hated it, really?
21:15I loved it.
21:16I pretended I loved it.
21:17Yeah.
21:19So you didn't love it?
21:21Dan, he loved it.
21:22He pretended.
21:24I used to pretend I loved it, so, you know, I loved it.
21:28What about on your own, when you put your head on the pillow?
21:32I've been digging fucking holes all day.
21:34I slept like the log.
21:38What you've got to remember about prison is, it fucking loves to grip you in place.
21:43Now, if you don't want that, you've got to push back.
21:47So one day, they send me back to my cell.
21:54No one says a word.
21:55I'm thinking, oh, I, what now?
21:58They call feeding time.
22:00I'll roll on down, just like always.
22:04All eyes on me.
22:06Give me my food.
22:08Clean.
22:09Not a grain of salt on it.
22:12Under respect, Frank.
22:15They've given up on me.
22:16So I took that plate, look up at the screw, who's with me, and I say, where's my fucking salt?
22:23No.
22:37Chris or something?
22:39No.
22:40No, get off.
22:43Is it a puff?
22:52Hmm.
22:53He don't like to be around here.
22:56He's a good lad, Lee.
22:59He's done really well.
23:01He's looking a bit tired, though, ain't he?
23:03Yeah, I noticed that.
23:06He digging holes again, Frank.
23:07Making a pond for mum.
23:09Loads of wildlife in a pond.
23:13Toads, ducks, dragonflies.
23:15Could even get newts.
23:17I don't want fucking newts.
23:21Thanks, man.
23:24I love wildlife.
23:26When we was little, we used to bunk the train to Sandwich in Kent.
23:30Sit on the shore once the sun go down.
23:33I've not been back since I was a boy.
23:35Well, we could go if you like, Frank.
23:37Get you some air.
23:37Well, great, but...
23:39What about tomorrow?
23:40Got to wait for a clear day, though.
23:41You want a clear day?
23:43It's going to be really clear tomorrow.
23:45Well, yeah.
23:46We'll, uh...
23:47Yeah, we'll...
23:48We'll do that, yeah?
23:50But we'll wait for a clear day.
23:55Yeah.
24:07Um...
24:07Frank, do you know where that is?
24:09Why are you asking that?
24:13I just...
24:13I just...
24:14I just want to know where he is.
24:17You're not going to get in touch with him, are you?
24:19No, no, no, no, no.
24:20No.
24:21Just want to know.
24:22There's lots of reasons why people do crime.
24:33With Lee, it's because I was good at it.
24:33With Lee, it's because he had to.
24:37He had no choice.
24:38Well, your dad, it was because he liked to subjugate people.
24:44He loved to grind people down.
24:47He enjoyed it.
24:49He was a fucking weasel.
24:51And you shouldn't need reminding of that.
24:55I don't have to do wrong.
24:57I paid my time.
24:57I don't have to do well.
24:58Yeah.
24:59I mean...
25:00Where's that prick with our drinks?
25:04Where's that prick with our drinks?
25:08We can see they're busy.
25:15So sorry guys, there's been a problem in the kitchen, it's all gone a bit crazy.
25:19Where's my drink?
25:21They're just on drinks now but I thought if I get your food order in there should be no delay.
25:24Ah, that is very considerate.
25:26Off the kids' menu we'll have the sausage bites to start and then the pasta but with no cheese.
25:31Of course.
25:32And for me as a starter, could I get...
25:35Actually, is the baked brie good?
25:37Honestly, it's the best thing on the menu.
25:40Not just saying that.
25:42Right, well normally yes but it is really good.
25:45Well how could I resist that?
25:48Yeah, how could you resist that?
25:52Right, and for you sir?
25:54Calamari.
25:56Calamari, fantastic.
25:59And now for the mains.
26:01I've actually got a special tonight.
26:02It's a grilled monkfish.
26:04It comes with a baked potato salad and a pesto sauce.
26:07Oh, that does sound lovely.
26:08You know, I think I'll take that.
26:10What?
26:11I thought you were having cod.
26:13Yeah, I was but...
26:14Well don't let him upsell you off your fucking cod.
26:20I want steak.
26:21Cremated.
26:22And if I see one drop of blood, one should be the fucking cow bleeding.
26:29Do you move as fast as you smile?
26:30Sorry, I...
26:31Don't stop.
26:32He's just doing his job.
26:33What are you sorry for?
26:34Nothing, I'm not.
26:35I just...
26:36Oh, you're not sorry?
26:37Not sorry at all then?
26:38Should I just get the drinks?
26:39Well I'm not going to go up there and get my fucking self, am I?
26:50Fucking fairy wanker.
26:52Mum.
27:20Where's Dad?
27:21He's having a drink.
27:22What?
27:23By himself?
27:25Come back your tea, Danny.
27:30I wish he leaves her.
27:51There, I would have to say...
27:53It's okay.
27:54.
27:59That what you want is it?
28:00That what you fucking want want...
28:01is it?
28:02That what you fucking will want,
28:03What do you want?
28:05What do you want?
28:07What do you want?
28:08Where is...
28:10Calm down.
28:11Is that what you want is it?
28:12That's what you want!
28:13There you go, and that's what you want, is it?
28:16Get off me!
28:17That's what you fucking want!
28:18That's what you want!
28:19Faith!
28:20Let's go!
28:21Now calm down!
28:22Stop!
28:23No!
28:24No!
28:25No!
28:26No!
28:27That's what you want, is it?
28:29That's what you fucking want, is it?
28:32That's what you want, is it?
28:42Honestly, I just cannot find anything wrong with it.
28:51I just keep thinking that I can smell gas.
28:55Well, can you smell it now?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Yeah.
29:01Yeah, I think I can.
29:02No, you can't.
29:04Because I've had the gas lines off for 90 minutes and the windows open for 70.
29:07So if there's any gas in this room, it is defying the basic laws of atmospheric circulation.
29:12OK, so why can I smell it?
29:14Well, that is between you and a caring and qualified psychotherapist.
29:19Look, it's a mechanical process.
29:24Gas flow is initiated by physically turning the knob.
29:28It's fine.
29:29But if you want to get a second opinion, you're more than welcome.
29:32Is that a thing in gas engineering?
29:34No.
29:35Sorry.
29:36Yeah.
29:37I should just relax.
29:39Yeah.
29:40Yeah, I'd give that a try.
29:42You want me to check it again, don't you?
29:52Yeah, is that totally insane?
29:55Well, it is going to be exactly the same result.
29:58And I will have to charge you for another hour.
30:02And you did say you had somewhere to be and that you were already late.
30:04Yeah.
30:05Yeah.
30:06Yeah.
30:07No.
30:08OK.
30:09Sorry.
30:10Yeah.
30:11Check it again, please.
30:11Hey, Jamie.
30:19Hey.
30:20Yeah.
30:21I'm sorry.
30:22I'm on a bus, but there was this fight on the bus.
30:29Yeah.
30:30Yeah.
30:31Yeah.
30:32Yeah.
30:33Yeah.
30:34Yeah.
30:35Yeah.
30:36These, these two guys.
30:38So I'm on another one right now, so I'm going to be there in, um, well listeners, I
30:39mean as soon as I can.
30:43I don't know.
31:13Hey, Max, I'm so sorry.
31:25There was a fight on the bus, and then there was roadworks, and it...
31:31I'm going to go and try and rescue the jambalaya, which was ready one hour and 25 minutes ago.
31:43Is he ready for a start?
31:44Yeah.
31:47But he is driving me nuts.
31:49So this guy is a prisoner?
31:50What's his name, Helen?
31:51Demir. Do you know him?
31:52I don't think so.
31:54Well, I've been doing these lessons, parenting through play.
31:56So I bring in a bunch of toys for the men, and I teach them how to play with their own children.
32:02Oh, my God, that is amazing.
32:04Because a lot of them don't know how.
32:07They're often inside when their kids are born, and their own families...
32:10It's not exactly like they come from homes where Dad engages fully.
32:14I could not do it.
32:15Working in a prison, I just could not do it.
32:17But this one guy drives me nuts.
32:21Demir, is he a lifer?
32:23Yeah, that's right. Do you know him?
32:25Yeah, I think so. I think I quite like him.
32:27You work in a prison as well?
32:28Yeah, I thought you taught philosophy.
32:31I do. In prison. To prisoners.
32:35Wow! Fucking wow!
32:37That's just blown my mind.
32:40That was incredible!
32:42But anyway, this guy Demir, he insists on calling me Miss,
32:46despite me specifically telling him, call me Helen.
32:48No, that is annoying.
32:49Thank you. And he's always finding me a chair.
32:52He will stop everything, and it's all like,
32:55let's find Miss the best chair.
32:57Yeah, what an arse.
32:58No!
33:00Dan, it's belittling.
33:02Yeah.
33:03No, no, I get that. That is kind of sexist, actually.
33:06And if anyone says anything, he's straight in with,
33:08have some respect, how would you feel if she was your sister?
33:11Like, I need him to save me?
33:13Well, I think it's the other way around.
33:16I think that you're saving him.
33:18He has to protect you from the other men
33:20to prove that he's not like them.
33:22They're the men that have to dominate other people, not him.
33:26Yeah, but what he's doing is the opposite.
33:30And that kind of male protection is proprietary, right?
33:33I mean, he's actually reinforcing dominant behaviour.
33:35Write that down for me, Paul.
33:38I'll pass that on to Demir before his next anal cavity search.
33:43Max, this is gorgeous.
33:44Yeah, normally it is.
33:46Dan, can I ask you a question?
33:49I think so.
33:51It's a bit personal.
33:53You said your father is a prisoner.
33:55Was, yeah.
33:59Like I said, I don't know where he is now.
34:02So, do you think you're trying to sort of save these men you teach?
34:06Do you mind me asking this?
34:08No, why would I be trying to save them?
34:11Well, you happen to just find yourself working in the place
34:14that stole your father from you.
34:16No, my father wasn't stolen.
34:18I mean, he stole, but he wasn't stolen.
34:21Yeah, yeah.
34:23No, seriously, though.
34:24I mean, otherwise, why are you working in a prison?
34:28Why is Jamie in a prison?
34:29Why is Helen in a prison?
34:34Why?
34:35Well, come on.
34:36Come on, what?
34:38What do you mean, come on?
34:39Well, it's just different, isn't it?
34:40Is it?
34:41Well, you know it is.
34:42Well, this has never occurred to you before, why ever?
34:49I don't know.
34:50Maybe I'm just fucking dumb, Paul.
34:53And Dan doesn't drink, by the way.
34:55To reiterate, this is Dan so far.
34:57I mean, I don't think Paul was trying to make you.
34:59What's your parents do, Paul?
35:00Oh, they're both GPs.
35:04You said you were a doctor, didn't you?
35:06Okay, I can see where this is.
35:07And yet you don't feel the need to pathologise that kind of inheritance.
35:10Oh, I wasn't pathologising.
35:10Oh, no, that's right.
35:11Of course, nice middle-class bourgeois white-bred nepo baby pass-downs are perfectly acceptable.
35:16All right, Dan, come on.
35:17No, I'm not trying to save anyone.
35:21The time to save them is long gone.
35:23We all missed the boat on that one.
35:25We were too busy recreationally pontificating over Chateau Neuf-de-Pape
35:28and shoving culturally appropriated rice stodge down our throats.
35:31Now, I don't...
35:31I'm really sorry.
35:32But I don't save, I don't rehabilitate.
35:35I mean, I don't even educate, really.
35:36I mean, actually, the most that I do is a two-hour holiday in the head.
35:41A brief respite from a life of concrete, steeped in spice.
35:48A life that can best be characterised by the act of trying not to make eye contact with another man
35:52while he shits in front of you.
35:55That's me, Paul.
35:56So feel free to psychoanalyse that.
36:01Fucking hell.
36:03Sorry, I was just, I was just, um...
36:29Yeah? What were you just, then?
36:33I mean, what the frickin' fuck?
36:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
36:40White bread nepo baby pass-downs.
36:45Yeah, it was too much, wasn't it?
36:47No, no, the whole thing was too much.
36:49Everything that came out of your mouth was way too much.
36:53I mean, I don't know you, but I hope this is a nervous breakdown,
36:57because if this is what you're normally like...
36:59Is it okay in there?
37:05No.
37:05No, it is not.
37:07The atmosphere is most definitely ruined.
37:10Paul's a dick, though, right?
37:11No, I mean, he was just drunk.
37:13And Max is lovely, but he's never going to forgive you for that shitty jumpalaya.
37:19I mean, you were an hour and a half late.
37:21What were you doing?
37:21I was checking my stove.
37:31Excuse me?
37:32My cooker.
37:34It takes me an hour to leave the house these days,
37:36because I keep thinking it's on.
37:38That's what I was doing just now.
37:40Checking photos of it.
37:42Photos?
37:43Of your cooker?
37:44Yeah, do you want to see?
37:45Got thousands.
37:46But they don't work anymore.
37:50I just keep thinking that that flame's going to come on anyway.
37:52Fucking debilitating.
37:55Oh, and I started seeing my dad.
37:57Or, like, thinking that I'm seeing him.
37:59And Paul's right.
38:01Me doing this job may very well be about a man
38:03that I never want to see again and fucking hated anyway, so...
38:07Actually, yeah, this could be a breakdown.
38:16Why don't you use a video camera?
38:20Instead of photos, set up a nanny cam in front of the cooker.
38:24Download the app on your phone.
38:25You can watch it in real time.
38:27That way you'll know your house isn't burning down.
38:32I mean, that's what I'd do if I was fucking nuts.
38:33Well, why are we going home?
38:50We only got here yesterday.
38:52The policy man's gone.
38:53Your dad had to pay a fine for making that jewellery.
38:55It wasn't jewellery.
38:56It was display models.
38:57It was all fakes.
38:58You see, that's why you need to keep out of trouble, Dad.
39:00It was just plastic.
39:01That's why they couldn't put me away.
39:02Yeah, you didn't know that at the time, though, did you?
39:05You ruin everything you touch.
39:32Why have you parked so far?
39:51Shh!
39:52Don't want people to see.
39:54Get your fucking head down, you.
39:56Don't touch that light.
40:15I don't want them knowing our business.
40:16You're staying at Gary's?
40:40I'm doing a bit of work.
40:41Oh, great.
40:42Don't you ever know?
40:43Mum, I'm hungry.
40:44What, are we supposed to stay in the dark for a week?
40:45I'm not having them out there knowing our business.
40:49I won't have them looking down on us.
40:50Put it down on us.
40:51I mean, I don't down on us.
40:52Look at the state of us.
40:53Mum, I'm really hungry.
40:54Not now, Danny.
40:55But I'm starving.
40:56I'm not eating since lunch.
40:57I'll get you something soon.
40:58When?
40:58I'm hungry.
40:59Look, you can go to the shops at night.
41:01I'll be back in a couple of days.
41:02I said that.
41:03But I'm not having these fucking arseholes sneering at me.
41:06Is that understood?
41:07It's all about you, isn't it?
41:07It's all about you.
41:08I said I'm hungry, you talk.
41:10What did you just say?
41:17Come here, you.
41:18Now.
41:29Closer.
41:34What did you just say?
41:38If you ever talk to her like that again, I will fucking kill your boy.
41:53Do you understand that?
41:53I will end your life.
42:05Do you believe that?
42:10I will fucking kill you.
42:12Malcolm X was a man of transformations.
42:26At 21, he went to prison for robbery.
42:29Side educated himself.
42:32And when he came out, he became ardently political.
42:34Yeah, yeah.
42:34I watched a film about him.
42:36Denzel played him, innit?
42:37I read his whole book, bruv.
42:38He became a criminal to get away from poverty.
42:40All right, then?
42:41Mm-hmm.
42:42But he's a complicated figure.
42:45So while in later life, he acknowledged the role that women plays in the struggle.
42:48In his early speeches, X talks about how men are strong and women are weak.
42:53He tells men to dominate their women.
42:55Yeah, but he grew up with no dad.
42:57Why does that make a difference?
42:59Loads of men in here only have months.
43:01Yet they end up misogynistic.
43:03Blame the one that's still there.
43:04A rapist moves on to their landing.
43:07They all join the queue to fuck that guy up.
43:09A female guard passes.
43:11See all them same man standing around like...
43:14Hands on their balls, Dan.
43:15Every time.
43:16Hands down the front.
43:17Touching balls.
43:18Female.
43:19Right there.
43:20So far, there's a good influence?
43:22No.
43:23That's make it worse.
43:25One time, my dad slapped me up here.
43:27And then this headline comes on.
43:30I'm all crying.
43:31I'm snotty.
43:31I'm like, I'm not going to call that number.
43:34He's like, go ahead.
43:36Yeah.
43:37I'll slap you up before they come round.
43:39I'll slap you up whilst they are here.
43:42And I'll slap you up after they come round.
43:46My old man used to call them adverts tooth decay.
43:49He says, it's an easy way to lose your fucking teeth.
43:55My dad broke my arm once.
43:57It was like a compound spiral fracture of the radius.
44:03Plus a dislocated shoulder.
44:05And I had to pretend I caught it in the rubbish.
44:14And he comes to the hospital.
44:15And the next day, we were bagged a crisp.
44:17And he says, I've done it because I love you.
44:24Not so pleased when I prick dad.
44:27What flavor, Chris?
44:37Oh, my God.
44:41What's that?
44:41What's that?
44:44What's that?
44:48What's that?
44:49What's that?
44:50Oh, Joe.
44:52It's incredible.
44:52They're meaties.
44:53Weedies.
44:54You don't have to like that?
44:55We did for Jesus.
44:56Who are you waiting for?
44:58Jesus, what was all about you?
45:00I don't want to give him a hand shot.
45:02Greg? I'm sorry, Greg. I, um...
45:08I couldn't make out the words.
45:19Yeah, me, Nemo.
45:23My handwriting's fucking awful.
45:25Can't read anything, alright?
45:27Well, could you do it on a computer, maybe? In the library?
45:30I only get two hours a week in the library,
45:32unless you're stripped every time there's a lockdown.
45:35I'm sorry, Greg. I can't read it.
45:43But listen, sometimes they let you have a laptop, if there's a reason.
45:46You want me to talk to the governor? Maybe ask for you?
45:50What for?
45:52Well, so that you can do your memoir.
45:55Hey, but why are you doing that?
45:59Just to help.
46:06Well, I want to get it down. The memoir.
46:10While it's still in there, you know?
46:12Yeah. I get it.
46:13I'll speak to the governor. See what happens.
46:16Oh!
46:17It was inappropriate of you to bring up my father.
46:33Was it?
46:34Yeah. It was.
46:35It could be seen as an attempt to manipulate a member of staff and things like that get punished.
46:51Alright? I could get you put on basic for what you said.
46:54Is that a threat, Daniel?
46:56No, it's a statement.
46:58Ooh!
47:00Well, colour me shit in my fucking pants.
47:03I know she's not telling me to go fuck myself, though.
47:09You know what your problem is?
47:11Hmm?
47:14You're not one thing or the other.
47:17No.
47:18You're not us.
47:19You're not them.
47:21You definitely know your father's son, that's for sure.
47:25And I'd wedger you know your mum's either.
47:29Stuck.
47:32Right in the fucking middle.
47:35That's your son.
47:37Can't piss.
47:39Can't get off the pot.
47:40It's a messy place to be.
47:46Well, you never think about it.
47:48You know what I am.
47:49And by the way,
47:51you can take this shite by yourself and Zizek together.
47:58I'm a red-blooded heterosexual, but that's way too much cunt for anyone.
48:10Oh.
48:14Oh.
48:17Boop.
48:19Oh.
48:21Do you remember what Dad's favourite song was?
48:27My Way.
48:29What?
48:31Do you remember that?
48:32No.
48:33Guessed it.
48:35You guessed his favourite song?
48:36Oh, was it?
48:38Yeah.
48:39It was obvious.
48:40Wankers charter.
48:41I did it my way.
48:42Yeah, of course you fucking did.
48:43That's your problem, pal.
48:50You all right, Lee?
48:52Yeah, fine.
48:53Just tired.
48:55And his sleep thing's a killer.
48:57Haven't been to a meeting for a while, sir.
48:58Well, you've not been to a meeting?
48:59No, no, Dan, it's fine.
49:00Jesus, Lee, that's...
49:01Dan.
49:02I'm all right.
49:04I'll get to one tomorrow.
49:05It's just...
49:06I've just whacked it all.
49:10Why do you think Mum didn't...
49:14didn't...
49:15didn't leave him...
49:16sooner?
49:17It's just that when I asked her the other day, it looked like she was going to cry.
49:21Well, don't fucking ask her, then.
49:22What the fuck are you asking her for?
49:24Well, I think it's a reasonable question.
49:26Oh, reasonable.
49:27Yeah.
49:28Oh, right, now she's got to walk around with her head full of that prick all day.
49:30Yeah, reasonable.
49:31What is going on with you at the moment?
49:33Why are you asking about him?
49:37All right.
49:38This, um...
49:40This prisoner told me about a pal of his who was Dad's pad mate.
49:43And he asked if I wanted him to make an introduction.
49:47Are you joking?
49:48No, I told him no, Lee.
49:49What are you doing, Dan?
49:50He told him to go fuck himself, actually.
49:51What are you doing?
49:52He's after something.
49:53I know.
49:54He's trying to drag you in.
49:55He's going to ask for a phone, drugs...
49:56No, no, I know, Lee.
49:57No, Lee.
49:58I know.
49:59I told him that.
50:00I said no.
50:01I shut it down.
50:02Oh, did you?
50:03Because you're talking about it now.
50:04So you think you shut it down, but he's got inside your head because that's how it works in there.
50:06Lee, Lee, I can handle it.
50:07Christ.
50:09I know that I'm your younger brother, right?
50:11But you treat me like I'm a child sometimes, like I've not been through anything.
50:15Oh, right, yeah.
50:16What have you been through?
50:19Okay, I'm a part of this family.
50:21Okay?
50:22That's not what I said.
50:23I didn't mean that.
50:24I don't know if it fucking drips off you, all of you.
50:26I'm not some fucking wine-swilling academic, okay?
50:28I've lived things.
50:29They're in me.
50:32What about Mum?
50:33What about Mum?
50:34Digging all this stuff up.
50:35What about me?
50:36What about my son?
50:37What?
50:38That's nothing to do with it.
50:39It's not just your life that you're bringing him back into, is it?
50:41I'm not fucking bringing him back from anywhere.
50:42Christ.
50:43You shouldn't be in that place.
50:44It's dangerous, Dan.
50:45Lee, I can handle it.
50:46You shouldn't be in there.
50:47Lee, I can handle it.
50:48Do not talk to me about that man again.
50:53I do not want to hear it.
50:57Not when my son is.
51:02You getting up a fucking job, Dan?
51:04Don't tell him we came home early, alright, Danny?
51:09You want me to lie?
51:13I don't want your brother upset.
51:14He's got enough on his plate.
51:15Is Lee coming home with us?
51:16Your brother, she's doing a bit of work, Danny.
51:18I don't want you to lie.
51:19I don't want you to lie.
51:20I don't want you to lie.
51:21I don't want you to lie.
51:22I don't want your brother upset.
51:23He's got enough on his plate.
51:24Is Lee coming home with us?
51:25Your brother, she's doing a bit of work, Danny.
51:27I don't want you to lie.
51:30Did he come home with us?
51:32I don't want you to lie.
51:33I don't want you to lie.
51:34We're going to lie.
51:35I don't want you to lie.
51:36No, I don't want you to lie.
51:37I don't want your brother upset.
51:38He's got enough on his plate.
51:39Your brother, she's doing a bit of work, Danni.
51:42So, is it a good holiday?
52:09It's nice.
52:11That's it?
52:12Just nice?
52:13You don't want to hear about that?
52:15Yeah, I do.
52:16Of course I want to hear about it.
52:18Look at what I got to stare at.
52:20It was...finely...it was fine.
52:23Fine?
52:24What aren't you saying?
52:26Nothing.
52:27It was good.
52:28We had a great time.
52:29Everything was lovely, wasn't it, Danni?
52:33Danni, tell your brother the holiday was good.
52:40Mum said you were working.
52:42Yeah.
52:43That's right.
52:44Danni, I've just been doing a bit of work.
52:47Well, this is a prison.
52:49Why didn't you tell me?
52:52Look, all this, this ain't for you.
53:00You're different, Dann.
53:02What does that mean?
53:03Why am I different?
53:05No, that's a good thing.
53:07How's that good?
53:08Dan, you're different.
53:14You're different.
53:44If you have any problems.
53:54Hopefully, if you have any problems with yours.
53:57I don't know.
54:27I don't know.
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