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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:06It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We will be seeing each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:15You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:20Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:22So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:30Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, it's your next season.
00:54Hollander, it's your next season.
01:24Let's go!
01:30I heard the magic things are gonna get out soon.
01:35I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:39I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:43I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:50Good job.
01:52Give you a hand, a golden star. You think you're clever, good Lord.
01:59She took a break, made a mistake when she made driver.
02:07Get lost forever. Get lost forever. Get lost forever.
02:16Get lost forever.
02:24Close it up. Want to back out on the ice for Boston?
02:27I'm going to take this packet, you made it, says, lost to me.
02:31I gave you magic things. I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:36I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:39Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:43I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:47I know your heart that night hunched over your phone like a tree, a dark, a hill that's crooked from the wind that bites.
03:02You say you're lost to seek all the power in your eye.
03:09You're washed up irrelevant and standing in my light.
03:17You're standing in my light.
03:21You're sta-
03:22You, you...
03:26ese-
03:31You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty full.
03:32You said I scare ya
03:36Most people do This is a real road, I'm Substance ััะพ
03:42In spite of everything, I guess there's just no city to it.
03:46Nice try, now get out of the way.
03:50Good job, just take a fucking hit.
03:53I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:01Nice try, get out of the way.
04:04You're in our way, get lost forever.
04:12Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:24I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:26I fucking mean what I mean.
04:28You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:30The fuck does that mean?
04:32They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:34Uh, no thanks. Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:37Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:40I'm not even that weird.
04:42Whatever you need, Captain.
04:44Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:47Yeah.
04:50Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:01And how about that other team?
05:05Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:07He had a hat-trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:10Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:11Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:13Thanks, guys.
05:14Mm-hmm.
05:15Mm-hmm.
05:16Mm.
05:17Mm-hmm.
05:18Mm-hmm.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
06:52I'll go work you out, brother.
06:54Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:56You're straight up blushing, Ross.
06:57Well, no.
06:59Never in life have I blushed.
07:00Russians do not do this.
07:01You will murder me.
07:18Maybe.
07:19Maybe.
07:20Get in.
07:25Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:28What the fuck?
07:30You were hard, weren't you?
07:31For how long?
07:32The whole game.
07:34You're such a fucking ass.
07:36Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:38I fucking didn't.
07:40And I still beat your ass.
07:41Oh, barely.
07:49Wow, nice place.
07:51Thanks.
07:51I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
07:59I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:04Mr. Businessman.
08:05Shut up.
08:06Mr. Landlord.
08:09You asked.
08:09No, I didn't.
08:24So what do you want me?
08:27In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:29Fuck you.
08:34Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:36No.
08:38I hired someone.
08:39A designer.
08:42You think there is enough?
08:44Such an asshole.
08:47I think maybe you'll like it.
08:50Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:53I had one.
08:54You shouldn't be smoking.
08:55You shouldn't be talking.
09:01Come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:10I still want.
09:10No, you come here.
09:11No, you come here.
09:17You're special.
09:22Stop it.
09:29Stop it.
09:30Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough, fuck off.
10:00Oh, my God.
10:30He's okay.
10:50Oh, he's so close to me now.
10:54Is he okay?
11:00Oh, my God.
11:30Oh, my God.
12:00Oh, my God.
12:30Oh, my God.
13:00Oh, my God.
13:02Oh, my God.
13:04Oh, my God.
13:06Oh, my God.
13:10Oh, my God.
13:18Oh, my God.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:30Oh, my God.
13:32Oh, my God.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:44Oh, my God.
13:54Oh, my God.
13:56Oh, my God.
14:06Oh, my God.
14:08Oh, my God.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:12Oh, my God.
14:20Oh, my God.
14:22Oh, my God.
14:24Oh, my God.
14:26Bye.
14:41Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:45For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:48and there's already a contender for Top Story here at Sochi Reyes.
14:51What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:56A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
14:59and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:02chosen as his country's captain.
15:21A hard pill to swallow on all mice.
15:30All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:34Good boys.
15:35Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:36Be nice, Fanny.
15:37Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:39Did you see that game?
15:40Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:42A debacle.
15:43Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:45I don't know.
15:46Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:47I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:50Uh-uh.
15:51So you're going to say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:53Okay.
15:53Trust me.
15:53You look great and so are Vani, don't even stress.
15:55Oh, good one.
15:59Does your room have that smell?
16:01Yes.
16:02Yes, it does.
16:03Is it black mold?
16:05Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:06Probably right.
16:07The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:09All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:11My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:13We're training together.
16:14Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:16I'd love to show up for him.
16:17Hell yeah, man.
16:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:21What do you mean?
16:24Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:27I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:31Hey, here's me.
16:33Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:36Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:37Yeah.
16:38God damn it.
16:39All right.
16:41Let's go.
16:42I'm very happy.
16:42This is what we're seeing.
16:43I'm so sorry.
16:44This is what we're seeing.
16:44We're seeing what we're seeing.
16:45I'm so sorry.
16:46I'm so sorry.
16:46I'm so sorry.
16:46I'm so sorry.
16:47Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:11Yeah, he did.
17:12I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:35Hey.
17:36I'm not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:45I saw you up here.
17:46I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:48Fine.
17:49Go sit down.
17:53We hit.
17:54We are not anything.
17:57Go away, Holander.
17:58Are you okay?
18:06Please, go.
18:09You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:15Now you go.
18:17What the fuck?
18:49You won't win...
18:53...Latvian.
18:54...Latvian.
18:56And he's still playing.
18:58How did you do that?
19:00Is it not sad to you?
19:01It's not sad to you.
19:02Well, not so.
19:04They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:07It's not a game, it's a game.
19:09It's a real shame.
19:11It's not to justify the hope you showed in childhood.
19:14I'm playing now better than when I was.
19:17Our squadron is damaged.
19:19The team is playing.
19:21Playing?
19:22What is this American absurd?
19:24What is it playing?
19:26You, captain, you make them playing.
19:29You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:37Who was it to you?
19:41Your mother?
19:42She can't do this.
19:47Yes, of course.
19:48Yes.
19:49This is my mother, but...
19:50you're dead.
19:51My mother...
19:52... is...
19:53You remember?
19:54I am.
19:55Are you there?
20:00I am.
20:01Where did your mother have been?
20:03Where do you?
20:04In Moscow?
20:05Of course.
20:06Of course.
20:07We need to go.
20:08We need to go in the morning,
20:16to meet the minister.
20:21Yes.
20:24Ready?
20:26Let's go.
20:28Of course, he's always the same.
20:30He's always the same.
20:32He's always the same.
20:34What do you do with him?
20:36What's he doing?
20:38He's still the same.
20:40He's also the same.
20:42He's always the same.
20:44You don't have to be good.
20:46I'm not just too nervous.
20:48What's it?
20:50That's a problem.
20:52It's always a problem.
20:54You've got to be too eager to get out.
20:56I'm not too busy.
20:58I'm not too busy.
21:00You're my angel.
21:02You're my angel. You're too much talking about it. Especially when it's about hockey.
21:09Only when we win, Dad.
21:11I'm going to bring her in a bar. He needs to be one cup.
21:16Look how she's got it.
21:19From the same time.
21:22I'm my angel. I'd be happy if you'd remember it.
21:25I want to drink.
21:28I'd be interested in that.
21:32Maybe music.
21:34It's a bad boy.
21:35When do you do that, try it.
21:37Dadamninko, Ilya.
21:38Aknyninko, Sasha.
21:51I think you played good yip.
21:54I think you played well.
22:01I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:05For those who have been a whole life son of a trainer for hockey, you should avoid this.
22:11I sometimes pay attention to my attention.
22:14When you have it, you pay attention to my attention.
22:17In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:20It doesn't matter.
22:22Why did you decide that?
22:24Your father is a fool who will kill you in any case.
22:27You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31And don't worry about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:36Is it true?
22:37Yes, it is true.
22:39Hunt and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:41New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think you will win this year in this year.
22:48In this year?
22:49Yes, in this year.
22:50Because I think he's traumatized.
22:55Where do you know everything?
22:57He's an extra sense.
22:58But the case is not his defense.
23:00Where are you guys from the franchise, you can't lose your defense.
23:02You're a bad guy.
23:03Like, you can't buy something.
23:04You have to find a tough fight.
23:05You can't lose your defense, you can win you.
23:06You can't lose yourself.
23:07This is the West, and then you can win.
23:10You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:13Chicago, not just before.
23:16In the final, most likely, will be San Francisco.
23:19And they're good, but too young.
23:22So you win the Coupe Xenia a year earlier than I played with Setsu.
23:31Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:33Tomorrow you'll have to look ideal.
23:36You'll always be ideal.
23:38That's right. But you need to talk more about it.
23:42We'll see you in Boston.
23:45Until then.
23:52Well, what?
23:55How are you in Paris, Sasha?
23:59There is great.
24:01I just love this place.
24:04Clubs?
24:06It's your head.
24:07You guys.
24:09It's just a nice place.
24:11And boys?
24:13Well...
24:14You've seen French boys?
24:19Yeah, Ilya?
24:21Yeah.
24:26I mean I don't have to hide anything.
24:40In the answer, once you were happy, you'd be happy.
24:52You'd be happy.
25:04Here? Seriously?
25:06It was the danger that you had earlier, if you don't remember me.
25:16We are children, Sash.
25:20Yes, that's right.
25:27Stop it.
25:30Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:34No.
25:44Okay.
25:46Okay.
25:48Okay.
25:50Okay.
25:51Okay.
25:53Okay.
25:55Okay.
25:57Okay.
25:58Okay.
26:00I was happy to see you.
26:02I don't know.
26:03My mom told me to get by.
26:04Okay.
26:05Okay.
26:06What happens here?
26:08Yeah!
26:09Yeah!
26:10Yeah!
26:11Yeah!
26:12Yeah!
26:13Yeah!
26:14Yeah!
26:15Yeah!
26:16Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:18Yeah!
26:19Yeah!
26:20Yeah!
26:21Yeah!
26:22Yeah!
26:23Yeah!
26:24Yeah!
26:25What am I supposed to do with this?
26:26I don't know.
26:27My mom told me to get by.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:29There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:30Okay.
26:31Playoffs are over.
26:32You cannot keep the beer.
26:33That's not a rule.
26:34You just make that up.
26:36Hollander!
26:37Is that a rule?
26:38Unfortunately, it is.
26:39Fuck you, Hollander.
26:40You can barely even grow one.
26:41No, no.
26:42Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:43Come on, Jay.
26:44Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:46Stop it.
26:48Boys, it's starting.
26:49Turn it up.
26:50It's starting.
26:51Turn it up.
26:52It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:55You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
26:57Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:01A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston Catholic.
27:06He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:10Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:13Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:17I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:21I don't need to think about that.
27:22That was yesterday.
27:23That was before.
27:24Now, I only need one thing.
27:29I need to win.
27:33Here.
27:34At home.
27:35Tonight.
27:36As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:41But I want to hear our fans.
27:43I want to hear them scream.
27:46I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:49I know you can do it.
27:52I've seen you fucking do it.
27:54I've seen every one of you do it.
27:56So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
27:59Because this is our fucking night.
28:05This is our fucking cup.
28:06Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:07I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:12Shane hates him the most.
28:13What?
28:14You hate Rosenhoff.
28:15Of course.
28:16But he's very good at hockey.
28:17The best probably.
28:18Eh, nah.
28:19You're the fucking best, all I do.
28:20Okay?
28:21Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:22That is that.
28:23The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:24What a comeback story this year.
28:25For Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:26The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:28leading his team in block shots.
28:30Of course.
28:32But he's very good at hockey.
28:35The best, probably.
28:36Eh, no.
28:37You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:39Yeah.
28:40Not that animal, shit-show, cock-sucking Russian.
28:44And that is that.
28:46The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:49What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:52The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs,
28:55leading his team in block shots in shots against.
28:58And obviously, it comes all back.
29:02Imagine that, Mama!
29:04Oh, my God!
29:05Oh, my God!
29:06Oh, my God!
29:08Oh, my God!
29:24Obviously, the Boston Raiders are literally 100%.
29:28Well, nice watch.
29:34I gave this to you for free.
29:35What the fuck were you on?
29:36Five seconds.
29:3725 seconds.
29:38Or even doing.
29:41And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:44I was busy.
29:45That's who?
29:46Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:54But the most important thing.
29:57Is the friends we make along the way.
30:01Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:06What?
30:07Come on.
30:08When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:11Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:19Great.
30:20Give me your number.
30:21I'll text them to you.
30:22No chance.
30:23And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:28No chance.
30:29You should also tell me what to...
30:33No chance.
30:35No chance.
30:36No chance.
30:37No chance.
30:37I have never thought to him.
30:39I never thought.
30:48No chance.
30:49No chance.
30:51No chance.
30:52Hopefully.
30:52well
31:10what
31:13what the fuck
31:15do you want
31:15Rosanoff
31:16you haven't answered
31:18a text from me
31:19in like six months
31:20you won't even
31:21acknowledge
31:22I exist
31:22unless there's a
31:23fucking camera
31:23pointed at us
31:24and then it's
31:24for some
31:24fucking
31:25clown show
31:26so yeah
31:28what the fuck
31:28do you actually
31:29want from me
31:30well
31:33I want you
31:37to suck my dick
31:38oh fuck you
31:39you are unbelievable
31:40you suck my dick
31:52maybe ask
31:56maybe ask nicely
31:57please
32:05if you want me
32:10to get on my knees
32:11on this filthy
32:11bathroom floor
32:12and suck your dick
32:13you will have to
32:14ask nicer than that
32:16please get on your knees
32:21on this filthy
32:23bathroom floor
32:24and suck my dick
32:26please
32:29no
32:40what
32:44no
32:46we will go back to our seats
32:49watch the rest of this boring show
32:52and then go to boring party after
32:54and then
32:56when I've been waiting all night
32:59you'll come back to my hotel room
33:01and I will maybe
33:03maybe
33:05do more than just suck your dick
33:07when did your english get so good
33:12I uh
33:15I read the new yorker now
33:16really
33:18no
33:19the new yorker is boring
33:20my dad loves it
33:25ah
33:26so being boring is
33:28is genetic
33:29wow
33:30genetic
33:32let's make a deal
33:38if you win MVP tonight
33:41I will blow you
33:42fuck you
33:43whatever you want
33:44and if you win
34:02good luck Grin
34:13good luck coming
34:15good luck coming
34:19so if
34:21everybody
34:21are going to be
34:22in one of those
34:22yeah
34:22like
34:23they're going to be
34:24on the line
34:26how many of these positions
34:27do you plan on the line
34:28not
34:29especially
34:30this
34:30you're going to ask
34:31I'll talk to this guy.
34:53Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:59You're such an asshole.
35:01You're such an asshole.
35:31You're such an asshole.
35:45What?
35:48Just a lot of windows.
35:49good now get on the bed
36:19this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:31touch yourself what show off for me i want to watch you
36:36you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:39i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least no no no vodka is for after
36:48is your reward
37:18do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup
37:30you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:47are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:02i need
38:09what you know tell me
38:15you
38:21i need you
38:32i need you
38:42you
38:42you
38:43you
38:45you
38:52you
38:52I'm so rushed this year.
39:22There was something else.
39:29It's intense there.
39:36So are you heading back soon?
39:39Back.
39:41To Russia for the summit?
39:44Oh, yes.
39:51Why?
39:53What do you mean, why?
39:57Do you have to?
40:00There is no have to.
40:01It's home.
40:05Yeah.
40:06But I don't know.
40:08Is it safe?
40:10What do you mean, safe?
40:13I don't know.
40:14Do you even like it there?
40:25What difference does it make?
40:27A pretty big one, I think.
40:29I need to sleep.
40:36Oh.
40:38Yeah, me too.
40:41I should, uh...
40:42So, uh...
40:52I'm off.
40:55Goodbye, Hollander.
40:55Yes, sister.
40:56Yeah, you come to sleep.
40:57Father?
40:59Actually, no.
41:00I need to be full of them.
41:03I need to go.
41:08Oh, dear.
41:11Oh, dear.
41:13Let's go.
41:43Let's go.
42:13Fuck.
42:43Let's go.
43:13Let's go.
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