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American Sniper_ The Last Round
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00:00:00I got eyes on target.
00:00:11What?
00:00:13The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:00:17That's too far.
00:00:19Let's abort.
00:00:20I'll make the shot.
00:00:22Wind's light.
00:00:23If I raise by 3.4 mil, shift to MLA by 0.7.
00:00:26Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:00:28You only get one shot.
00:00:30Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:00:33One shot, one kill.
00:00:50Holy mother of God.
00:00:52You made it.
00:00:534,000 meters.
00:00:55You just set a new world record, man.
00:00:57They don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:01:00K.O.G.
00:01:02You know, I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:01:06So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:01:10I don't know.
00:01:11I spent my entire life in the service.
00:01:14Once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my daughter, my grandkid.
00:01:21Just make it for all the time that we got lost.
00:01:25Don't worry.
00:01:26I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:01:27I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:01:32Carl!
00:01:33I'm not in it for today.
00:01:34I'm not in it.
00:01:35I'm not in it.
00:01:36I'm not in it for now.
00:01:39I'm not in it, unless I'm in it.
00:01:40Today, we honor a national hero, a sniper who's defended our democracy, saved countless
00:02:07lives and struck fear in our enemies.
00:02:11He now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history, the legendary King of
00:02:19Guns.
00:02:24And now, President Bradford will present our hero with the Medal of Honor.
00:02:38But please, save your applause for our hero.
00:02:41This is his first public appearance.
00:02:44Please welcome the legendary marksman, the King of Guns.
00:03:06All they talk about are the records I've broken.
00:03:11But no one remembers you, the man who died to make it happen.
00:03:16I'm done, Louis.
00:03:19I swear that my gun will never draw blood again.
00:03:23From now on, I'll protect your family with my life.
00:03:28You can rest in peace.
00:03:32Breaking news.
00:03:33Seconds before he is to receive the Medal of Honor, the King of Guns has vanished.
00:03:48Carl, can you check a gun apart for me again?
00:03:52Not today, kiddo.
00:03:53I promised your mom I'd do ammo inventory.
00:03:55I inspected the new guns, the checklist is on your desk.
00:03:58Thanks.
00:03:59Great work, Carl.
00:04:04What the hell?
00:04:13Fucking shit!
00:04:14Why is my ex-husband here?
00:04:16Why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit?
00:04:28Benny, what are you doing here?
00:04:29What?
00:04:30Can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife?
00:04:33And maybe get a little hug from my daughter?
00:04:35Hey, Rebecca!
00:04:37Just stop, okay?
00:04:39We're divorced.
00:04:40We've been divorced for years.
00:04:41Ugh, and you haven't changed one bit.
00:04:43Still, such a fucking buzzkill.
00:04:49Hey, baby girl.
00:04:50I know that you missed your daddy.
00:04:52Right?
00:04:54You're okay.
00:05:00Just an ungrateful, spoiled, little frickin' brat.
00:05:03Just like her mother, huh?
00:05:08Oh, and look at you two.
00:05:09Only a couple years divorced, and you're already shacking it up with the local police.
00:05:12God, your standards have really hit rock bottom, huh?
00:05:13Carl is my employee.
00:05:14Nothing more.
00:05:15Yeah.
00:05:16Besides, I've told you a million times I'm not paying your gambling debts.
00:05:17Now, I know you've got a little stash of money hidden.
00:05:19That's why you gave up on the Alamo.
00:05:20So just do the right fucking thing, and give me my share.
00:05:21No, actually, I didn't take your money because I don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter.
00:05:22Well, then just pay up!
00:05:23Or I'll just show up here every day.
00:05:25Hell, maybe call in for a few safety violations.
00:05:27Get the cops breathing down your neck, and we'll see how long you last in this business.
00:05:29Probably not very fucking long.
00:05:30You're not getting a cent from me.
00:05:31All right, well.
00:05:32Hey, Rebecca, honey.
00:05:33How about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now, so we can get a lot
00:05:38more father-daughter bonding time, all right?
00:05:39Touch my daughter, see what happens.
00:05:41Woo-wee, Janey, baby.
00:05:42Looks like you got some boldness to you now.
00:05:44What are you going to do?
00:05:45Shoot me in front of me?
00:05:46You're not getting a cent from me?
00:05:47No problem.
00:05:48It's not true.
00:05:49She's like what you need.
00:05:53I'm starting too.
00:05:54I'm not too alive.
00:05:55You're not too much.
00:05:56Oh my God.
00:05:57I ran too long.
00:05:58Oh my God.
00:05:59You're not too fast.
00:06:00Maybe the cops are too
00:06:01you're not too fast.
00:06:02Oh my God.
00:06:03That's my child, what's the way?
00:06:04I'm so sorry.
00:06:05You're not too fast.
00:06:06You're not too fast.
00:06:07Shoot me in front of your baby girl here.
00:06:10Mommy.
00:06:12Caney, put the gun down.
00:06:15That's what he wants.
00:06:15Don't let him get to you.
00:06:16Come on, Caney.
00:06:17You know I'm a B-class sharpshooter.
00:06:20I mean, I can see by the look in your eyes right now
00:06:22that you're not going to pull that trigger.
00:06:25You sure about those odds?
00:06:33Well, I am a betting man.
00:06:38Mommy.
00:06:39Jane.
00:06:40Hey, Dad.
00:06:41Don't you fucking move, all right?
00:06:43You stay right there.
00:06:45Mommy.
00:06:46Now listen, baby girl.
00:06:47Tell Daddy where the stash of money is.
00:06:50I don't know.
00:06:51Well, then Daddy will give you a little push.
00:06:53I want you to think very clearly now, all right?
00:06:55Don't hurt my mommy.
00:06:57Then just tell me where the money is, sweetheart.
00:07:05Mommy.
00:07:07Was he aiming for the trigger?
00:07:20I mean, the precision.
00:07:27Hey.
00:07:28Come on.
00:07:29You look good.
00:07:31Hey.
00:07:32You're okay.
00:07:33I got you.
00:07:34What, you just try to fucking shoot me?
00:07:45Well, I got news for you, pal.
00:07:48You fucking missed.
00:07:49If I was trying to shoot you, you'd be dead.
00:07:52You think you scare me?
00:07:53Everybody here knows that I'm a B-class ranked shooter.
00:07:56You don't scare me at all.
00:07:58What's it going to take for you to leave?
00:08:00Let's do this the old school way.
00:08:02See this gun?
00:08:03I challenge you to an assembly contest.
00:08:06First one to disassemble and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins.
00:08:11If you win, I'll leave.
00:08:12If I win, then you cut off that finger that you just used to pull the trigger.
00:08:16Deal?
00:08:17No, Carl, you can't.
00:08:19He's professionally trained.
00:08:20Well, then, baby, just fork over the money, Janie.
00:08:22That's all you got to do.
00:08:24It's okay, Mommy.
00:08:25Carl's got this.
00:08:27Rules are simple.
00:08:37Disassemble.
00:08:39Then reassemble.
00:08:41First defy our wins.
00:08:48On your mark.
00:08:50Get set.
00:08:54Go.
00:08:55Go.
00:08:57Falling behind already, huh?
00:09:14Shit.
00:09:14you're mad genius what are you telling me that gun's loaded you lost that's impossible all right
00:09:40i'm a b-class sharpshooter and you're a fucking handyman you're telling me
00:09:43i know that move my dad taught me that trick why does he know it
00:09:53carl you're so cool you're my hero you know what i'm sick of your shit you little brat
00:10:00hey listen to me very carefully you touch them again and i'll make you suffer in ways that you
00:10:19can't imagine over and over until you beg me to end it
00:10:24you don't want me to step close to him ever again fine i won't fucking come near him again
00:10:29fuck away from me
00:10:32hey are you hurt carl you're awesome
00:10:45oh my gosh i i don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here
00:10:50you're bleeding
00:10:52oh no i'm i'm fine seriously it's okay i'll get you a bandage
00:10:58thank you
00:11:00hey baby why don't you go inside while carl helps mommy okay
00:11:06okay okay i love you i love you
00:11:08it's not so bad
00:11:23good
00:11:24hey
00:11:33is there something you're not telling me
00:11:36it's just that
00:11:41jane
00:11:41mr redford's pulling up the chris redford coach of the natural shooting team
00:11:46come on cap now's your shot to impress him
00:11:48this is chris redford we're talking about here
00:11:50he's an a-class sharpshooter and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level
00:11:55can you imagine being that good
00:11:56it's always someone better
00:11:58now even among all of these elite sharpshooters
00:12:00you won't find a better shot than the king of guns he's the best in the world there's no competition
00:12:04do your best today
00:12:05okay but just remember this is a chance to learn from one of the greats
00:12:09chris redford that second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty
00:12:12he's coaching the national shooting team
00:12:14oh hey um don't leave yet
00:12:19look today is huge for us if mr redford can endorse us we'll be
00:12:22golden so stick around in case
00:12:25in case of what
00:12:26this loser jane i honestly don't understand why you insist on keeping him around
00:12:30jane he's only been with us for a year and today is huge i mean we can't afford to take that risk
00:12:35yeah he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels but that's it
00:12:40let's leave it to the professionals
00:12:41just stop being condescending okay
00:12:43carl's one of us
00:12:45and plus he could use the experience so be nice
00:12:47all right go get ready
00:12:49i'm gonna go show coach redford around
00:12:51just remember if we can impress him this will be huge for us
00:12:54a game
00:12:55know your place handyman
00:13:00don't even think about making a scene
00:13:02keep your head on straight
00:13:03if you want to shoot straight
00:13:05i'm a pro
00:13:05i don't need tips from a handyman
00:13:07stay in your lane
00:13:08you think you know more than our captain
00:13:09you haven't even taken a shot around here
00:13:12a nobody like you
00:13:13might not get it
00:13:14but this is a big deal for us
00:13:16you better not mess it up
00:13:19this is alex
00:13:29captain of our shooting club
00:13:31he's the best shot we got
00:13:34watch and learn handyman
00:13:38and we'll go to the basketball court
00:13:40he was the best shot at our shop
00:13:41he's the best shot at the referee
00:13:42and we'll be able to take it
00:13:43and we'll see you next time
00:13:55for three months
00:13:56and we'll be back
00:13:57and we'll be back
00:13:58so
00:13:58you
00:13:59can't show me
00:14:00and we'll be back
00:14:01till the NFL
00:14:02you
00:14:04we'll be back
00:14:04and we'll be back
00:14:05and we'll be back
00:14:05to the NFL
00:14:06to the NFL
00:14:07not bad good shot great accuracy yeah dines all around you really are our best i'm a professional
00:14:21unlike someone who probably can't hit the target captain show him who's boss yeah watch and learn
00:14:28loser you're up handyman fix this piece of junk go on handyman it's your time to shine shine
00:14:43look at how dirty his hands are all he's shining are guns these days
00:14:48isn't carl the coolest sure if you're six
00:15:01so quickly no there's no way you can fix anything and where's the scope don't be fooled by his little
00:15:10party tricks kid hey it'll jam again soon give it three shots tops hey uh carl maybe just
00:15:18like double check it one more time i don't want it failing right now
00:15:21why don't you take a few shots first get past three and i'll take it you're not gonna embarrass me
00:15:27what no scope i want you to get 50 meters you think you hit anything at this range
00:15:48what the fuck you see the bullseye raw
00:16:01there no jams lucky shot i mean you whipped the last three anyway
00:16:24stance and posture i mean he's definitely been professionally trained
00:16:28he's been here for a whole year now i how come i never noticed
00:16:33was that really just a lucky shot god how dare you waste bullets and mr redford's precious time
00:16:41mr redford he's just a handyman helping at the range i mean we'd never make a mistake like this
00:16:45only a dump like this would hire such clowns but hey guess that's all you can afford
00:16:54oh mr redford what a shame you came all this way for a circus act
00:17:03is this really the best your shooting club has to offer niece
00:17:08you're not welcome here matthew wow jane you've really turned this place into a dump
00:17:19my brother lewis were still around he'd be disappointed
00:17:23my father was a fucking hero you keep his name out of your mouth
00:17:28what are you doing here i'm here to honor my poor brother the fallen hero and to see what this
00:17:37scrappy little shooting range is worth i'm not selling it so you can just go
00:17:41i'm not the one that's going to be leaving this is the loan your father took to build this
00:17:48shooting range putting the land up as collateral you've been making all the minimum payments for
00:17:54the years but the interest just keeps going up yeah well that's none of your business
00:18:01i bought out the bank that financed you which makes me your new creditor you fucking asshole
00:18:10this place was my father's pride and joy and i would go bankrupt before selling it to you
00:18:14one word from me and this plot of land will be up for auction
00:18:19this range will be mine you and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost
00:18:27matthew i mean how can you do this to us you know how hard my father worked oh come on
00:18:32don't say your uncle never gave you a shot with coach redford here what do you say we settle this with
00:18:38a little contest what do you want you win the range is yours to keep i'll even fund a renovation
00:18:46you lose shooting range is mine forever
00:18:51deal then it's settled if we lose are we gonna get kicked out don't worry sweetie it's not gonna
00:19:07happen don't back down now jane mr redford as coach of the national team we'd be honored to have you
00:19:14judge our little contest don't worry mommy we've got carl it'll just slow us down
00:19:28let's make this a best of three first round is trap shooting 15 clay pigeons total any weapon of
00:19:53your choosing we'll provide 15 bullets first person to hit the most targets and the least
00:19:59amount of time wins oh ho we got the first round in the back captain alex here once held the state
00:20:06record for trap shooting shit that's nate foster he's a b-class sharpshooter he's just a cowboy
00:20:12what's the big deal jane leave this first round up to me yeah you'll definitely win this okay guys
00:20:18even though he's only a b-class sharpshooter he's beaten a class gunman and clay pigeon shooting
00:20:22twice two a class shooters he has a specialty and it's trap shooting
00:20:28maybe we can use him to test the waters
00:20:35round one carl you're up
00:20:40handy man he's not even on the team shouldn't we be sending our captain out there jane he's good at
00:20:50polishing guns not shooting them come on everything's on the line here he's probably gonna freak out and
00:20:55piss his pants or something jane are you serious sending a worthless nobody what you got nothing but
00:21:01losers on your team
00:21:02damn nate was just my warm-up i haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve nate foster is just a warm-up
00:21:11he's better than some a-class shooters don't you get it when that nobody loses jane will say it
00:21:17because her guy's just a handyman she's already looking for excuses good thing your daddy isn't
00:21:23around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground
00:21:26will you shoot for us
00:21:30jane let me do this look we need to be careful see what nate's level is so just stop complaining
00:21:39and watch his every move oh that's her plan jane thinks i'm too good to go up against the warm-up
00:21:46guy that loser really thinks jane believes in him ha i need to waste my time all right y'all really
00:21:55saying that handyman hey handyman not everyone gets a chance to lose to a b-class sharpshooter
00:22:00consider it an honor maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are he's just a gun
00:22:06polishing grunt does he really think it's kind of hot shot jane are you sure i mean your opponent is a
00:22:12b-class shooter i've made my choice all right contestants choose your weapon
00:22:18he's actually going up there i can't tell if he's brave or just stupid
00:22:24i didn't come here to pick on something especially grunt like you not even fit enough to polish my guns
00:22:38so you go ahead princess you can pick first
00:22:41what the shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns
00:22:55probably because he doesn't know how to use a shot that loser is about to embarrass us all
00:22:59especially your mommy oh no was i wrong to choose him nice i thought this was going to be a boring
00:23:10snooze fest luckily you brought us a clown to keep us laughing
00:23:14girl what's going on in that head of yours say it ain't so really not going to pick that shotgun
00:23:21there huh too loud for them fragile ears ears yeah for something this easy shotgun's overkill
00:23:27whoa don't say i didn't warn you look here i'm down an eye imagine how ugly it'd be if i had both
00:23:38nate foster blow to make ready
00:23:43and that was nate foster 15 out of 15 just under 20 seconds
00:24:1315 in 20 seconds didn't he forget that bullet no he did it on purpose he even set aside a bullet to
00:24:22kill two birds with one shot he needs a b-class shooter no way that's an a-class performance if
00:24:28i've ever seen one no he's doing it to mess with carl he's trying to like frazzle him either way carl
00:24:33this ain't a fucking chance there a souvenir for you to remember you buy something to remember the day
00:24:40you got destroyed or better yet blow your brains out after you're drowning in shame huh
00:24:46carl you're up
00:24:52nate foster is on another level at this point all he can do is save himself the embarrassment
00:25:05no no no let him try i can't wait to see him ship the bank
00:25:09i've been acting all high and mighty for way too long about time someone cut you down to size
00:25:13jane's about to see you for what you really are a worthless handyman
00:25:17not too late to switch guns there partner i even turned a blind eye
00:25:21jane just tell carl a fork and he's done enough already i'll put the team on my back we'll win the
00:25:25next round maybe i'm asking too much of him
00:25:27carl can do it i believe in him
00:25:31would you look at that he has a little fan mommy should have taught you to not trust bad men
00:25:42carl wouldn't lie to me he's not a bad man you are
00:25:4817
00:25:54what's that supposed to mean
00:25:56look this loser's out of his mind
00:26:12ha what's he covering his eyes for
00:26:15what's he covering his eyes for what too much of a wimp to watch himself fail
00:26:31shit he gotta cover his tears fucking cry baby
00:26:34he's just being petty nate did it with one eye so he's gotta do it with zero
00:26:37that way if he gets lucky it hits a few he can keep up this pathetic little act
00:26:41exactly if he loses he can just blame it on not being able to see
00:26:44that's the perfect excuse
00:26:46maybe he's not as dumb as he looks
00:26:47he's got it all planned out
00:26:49he hit it
00:26:5515 out of 15 in 17 seconds
00:27:09what the fuck did i just see
00:27:1317 seconds that's what he wrote down there in the ground
00:27:16he predicted his own score and he did it blindfolded
00:27:19how'd he do that did he do it by ear who is this guy
00:27:25and the round one winner is carl
00:27:2817 seconds just like you asked
00:27:38i knew you could do it you can do it in 17 seconds
00:27:47oh my god carl you actually did it
00:27:50big wolf he sets the traps here he knows the exact path those pigeons take i mean
00:27:55how hard could be to memorize trajectory and timing
00:27:58yeah he just went with a cheap trick not actual skill
00:28:03what the fuck was that just now huh i spent a damn fortune to hire you sir sir he's a
00:28:08how did i know that the handyman was gonna be a damn crack shot
00:28:11all right hey how'd you do that save your excuses all right go back to your
00:28:14fucking ranch and shovel horse shit
00:28:18all right i'm done playing nice time for the big guns
00:28:30ms fisher it is an honor
00:28:36i'll be damned ain't that the black widow
00:28:40rachel fisher right sure looks like it
00:28:42i heard she shot her first and second husband's dead
00:28:45inherited their fortunes and still got a huge insurance payout to boot
00:28:48holy shit how'd she get away with that
00:28:51both cases were ruled self-defense justifiable homicide
00:28:55lord knows how she managed to swing that
00:28:57so anyone want to play
00:29:04all right now that the stakes have been raised it's time to get the captain on out there
00:29:10hear that our captain's gonna win with pure talent not some overplayed carnival trick
00:29:16true marksman doesn't rely on flashy stunts like shooting blindfolded
00:29:20it's all about keeping a calm heart and a steady hand
00:29:24take notes bud that's how the real sharpshooters do it
00:29:32damn girl she can handle a rifle with a body like that
00:29:38wouldn't you like to know do you even know who you're up against man
00:29:42trust me i'm not like those two ex-husbands of hers this little femme fatale gimmick
00:29:49ain't gonna work on me really then what if i told you she's the secret partner of the king of guns
00:29:57since when did i have a partner the king of guns has a partner a woman wait matthew
00:30:09did she really train with the king of guns of course she did she just about mastered everything
00:30:14he's capable of which means soon the king of guns title will be hers jane you think matthew's bluffing
00:30:25matthew's a big-time arms dealer i mean he has pentagon contracts and ties to the black market but even
00:30:30he wouldn't throw around the king of guns name recklessly i don't think so you're saying it's true
00:30:35so what she's still just a chick hey watch yourself it is an honor to have the king of
00:30:41guns ace partner at our shooting range okay
00:30:45miss fisher welcome to my gun range now that you know who i am don't waste my time
00:30:52forfeit
00:30:53one of the king of guns trademark moves is hitting targets that are blocked by obstacles
00:31:00no one's ever figured out how he's pulled it off can you do this
00:31:07that's just some dumb urban legend how the hell do you hit a target
00:31:11blocked by an obstacle i could show you but i don't think this crowd is ready for such an
00:31:17entertaining show well suit yourself but if you really are the ace partner of the king of guns
00:31:23you're gonna have to prove it for round two it'll come down to one shot the challenge for round two
00:31:29is to hit that target over 500 feet away any weapon of your choosing no scope no sights highest score
00:31:38wins i mean i mean that's basically a toss-up how is it even possible to hit that target from here
00:31:44they get one chance to shoot without a sight from this far out forget a bullseye there are a class
00:31:51sharpshooters who couldn't get anywhere near that
00:31:55looks like you want to see the king of guns signature shot there's only two ways to hit the
00:31:59bullseye number one choose a high caliber rifle that's so strong it'll punch through the tires
00:32:05and hit the bullseye and number two is the king of guns signature shot well if you're lucky maybe
00:32:12i'll go with number two if you're gonna forfeit do it now once you see what i've got up my sleeve
00:32:17you'll be out of time
00:32:22give me a break you'd be lucky you hit the target at all
00:32:27the last person who said that to me got a bullet to the head
00:32:34well ladies first
00:32:36hey don't underestimate her we can't afford to lose right now come on look at her i'm just gonna
00:32:42snap from the recoil if i just hit the target we'll be golden
00:32:45men always thinking with their other head
00:32:57what the fuck she hit it looks like she really did learn from the king of guns holy smokes she
00:33:20actually beat it the bullet ricocheted in the perfect spot i mean that's not luck any error in
00:33:25angle or velocity she would have missed it i mean that's that's insane i can't believe i just saw
00:33:30the king of guns trick shot in person i thought it was a myth it's a shame i really thought she might
00:33:36be the one to figure out my signature shot captain do we still have a shot
00:33:42i could be a good sport let you all have a chance but we all know who's gonna win
00:33:55nobody else in this ranch can hit that target we should just forfeit look you're the best shot in
00:34:00town if you're gonna go down at least go down swinging don't you get it this is impossible if i
00:34:06use the high caliber rifle to pierce the tire the accuracy would still be way off i'd be lucky to land a
00:34:11nine if you're going to forfeit just do it already i've got a full body spa session to go to
00:34:17really none of you stand a chance against the black widow face the facts jane there's no point in
00:34:23even trying now just sign the paper and hand the range over to me guys the range is done for we should
00:34:32see if matthew will take us in hey man watch what you're saying jane's standing right here she's about
00:34:36to get kicked out if we want to save our own skins we have to side with the winning team
00:34:47i'm sorry sweetie tried to hold on to grandma's gun range as long as i could
00:34:52i guess fate had a different plan carl you should probably go with him too matthew might let you keep
00:34:57your job no mommy you know how that lady said she's the daddy's partner to the king of guns well i
00:35:06think i know who the king of guns is it's him oh don't be silly why would the king of guns be working
00:35:15at our gun range but i just know it's carl don't give up yet still haven't taken my shot
00:35:30him again there's got to be more to this guy that meets the eye
00:35:36oh wow look at you mr handyman you're gonna beat me with that little pistol
00:35:42that's the plan can you even see the target we hit a 10. oh you think you can pierce those tires
00:35:51and hit that bullseye with a nine millimeter caliber bullet mr valentine this handyman's always
00:35:57strutting around like he's some big wig yeah he knows a couple flashy tricks but that's it if jane
00:36:02hadn't given the job here out of pity he'd be rotting on the streets yeah he won that last round with a
00:36:07stupid trick and say anyone see how nice he's been to rebecca bet it's because he's trying to hit on her
00:36:12mom that's enough leave him alone
00:36:26something's not right here
00:36:33holy mother of god
00:36:42he must have shot the last three bullets through the first bullet hole
00:36:50looks like it's time for this hero to come save the day time to watch this clown make an absolute
00:36:56fool of himself hey someone record this this is gonna make an amazing blooper reel what an idiot
00:37:04carl i don't
00:37:06no mommy you have to trust carl he's the king of guns
00:37:11that is the funniest thing i have ever heard if he's the king of guns then i'm the second coming
00:37:24of christ
00:37:25rebecca honey you're being silly king of guns kiddo you might want to close your eyes your idol's about
00:37:32to go from hero to zero real quick is he really going through with this what a
00:37:38fucking weirdo seriously he's just dragging this out and wasting all our damn time the black widow
00:37:43personally mentored with the king of guns this fool might as well be shooting from across the pacific
00:37:49goshen this will be good i believe in you carl
00:37:58contestant two make ready
00:38:00pay attention you're only going to see this once what you did that wasn't the king of guns
00:38:08signature shot this is
00:38:32what in god's name that's impossible
00:38:36the extreme momentum and spin made that bullet curve this this is the real deal
00:38:40a legendary shot like that could only be made by the king of guns and all that you were saying
00:38:45earlier it was wrong he hit every bullseye every single time so perfectly that the other three shots
00:38:51went right through the same hole didn't even leave a mark a move like that
00:38:56could it be are you
00:39:04now that composure the skill this man right here he's the real king of guns
00:39:09yay i knew it carl's the king of guns
00:39:11the king of guns no it has to be this is the king of guns the round two winner is carl the king
00:39:17of guns he's the real king of guns okay i just embarrassed myself in front of the goat
00:39:27the king of guns has returned i finally found him what would the king of guns be doing here of
00:39:33all places i never would have thought that that was him he was just some handyman a second ago what
00:39:38if this is just one of his dirty tricks no but who else besides the king of guns could curve a bullet
00:39:46i'm so sorry sir i i had no idea you were the real king of guns i should have never claimed to be
00:39:51your partner all i've dreamed of is training under you i'll do anything that disgusting
00:39:56how dare she use his reputation for her own personal gang
00:40:03useless fraud i can't believe i fell for your lies mark my words you will pay the price mr king of guns
00:40:12i have been looking for you for ages
00:40:16i'm not the king of guns you're not then how the hell did you do that it's a lucky shot i guess
00:40:23hey you uh sir uh mr king of guns please work with me i'll agree to whatever terms you set
00:40:31i told you i'm not the king of guns we won both rounds it's time for you to leave yes yes yes of
00:40:38course um call me anytime and as we agreed i will never touch this range
00:40:53so you and my dad were army buddies huh and uh you're saying that he died because of you
00:41:11yeah it's true if i had listened to him our position might not have been exposed
00:41:17why are you telling me this now do you expect me to be like grateful for everything you've done
00:41:22around here since you died or are you asking for i don't know like forgiveness i just thought that
00:41:28you should know the truth oh the truth
00:41:33well the truth is that my dad died saving you look at you hiding from your whole like king of guns
00:41:43identity wasting away at my gun range are you just helping me to make yourself feel like less
00:41:49guilty to try and fulfill some sort of like sick twisted savior complex jane i'm sorry no
00:41:55apologizing isn't gonna bring him back i could choose it would be me instead of him do you really
00:42:03think that saying that is gonna make me feel any better carl my dad is dead and nothing you can do
00:42:09is gonna change that jane jane listen to me i know i'm not him he's a better man than i will ever be
00:42:16but supporting you and rebecca protecting the shooting range it is everything to me it's what lewis
00:42:21long oh just shut up don't fucking talk okay okay fine look i'm sorry i never want to see you again
00:42:32so what's next now that your last mission's over
00:42:49spent my entire life in the service once this uniform comes off i just want to get back to my gun range
00:42:54my daughter my grandkid you just set a new world record man i don't call you the king of guns for
00:43:02nothing k-o-g i will treasure this pistol as a token of our friendship
00:43:08i love you guys but if you ever try and leave me again i'm not gonna be so nice
00:43:26hey carl check it out man your video of your trick shot went viral it's got over 100 million views
00:43:30carl where are you going i'm just taking a vacation for a little okay carl when are you gonna come back
00:43:43i just wanted to say thank you for helping us keep our range it's the least i could do
00:43:48mommy and i will be waiting for you while you're gone and when you come back please be my daddy
00:43:55daddy um don't say that but carl is the daddy that i've always wanted hey hey hey look okay
00:44:12you gotta pinky promise me that you'll listen to your mommy while i'm gone okay
00:44:25so where's this famous handyman sharpshooter at
00:44:40you're carl i'm hank and i'm here to invite you to join our organization the one the one like the
00:44:48deadliest team of assassins in the world huh so you've heard of us listen my people can get you
00:44:54anything you need resources connections weapons and not to mention
00:45:02cold heart cash think of this as an appetizer a little show of sincerity once you're one of us
00:45:10you'll make a fortune off of every shot you take i'm talking more money than you can count
00:45:14thanks for my days of shooting the killer over
00:45:21what's the point of guns if not to kill then you're gonna waste your talent plink and steal at some
00:45:26back-ass shooting range i made myself clear years ago i swore my gun would never draw blood again and
00:45:33that is a promise i intend to keep now please leave and what is not enough money don't be shy my man name
00:45:40your price it's always about the money
00:45:49you want more still not enough hey stop leave my property immediately this is a stand your ground state
00:45:56and i swear to god i will shoot you hey good looking this handyman your boyfriend or what you
00:46:01looking out for your sweetheart don't test me
00:46:07not bad decent reflexes but there's something you should know i've got five snipers stationed in the
00:46:13area you pull that trigger you your boyfriend your little girl everybody at this range is dead before
00:46:19you can even blink jane take it easy come on show me what you're made of you think you could protect
00:46:26them jane all right all right enough with the joking you thought i brought snipers i was bluffing you
00:46:43idiot you said you're gonna never shed blood again fine i guess you just have to watch while the people
00:46:50you love most suffer listen i just work here this has nothing to do with what you think i don't know
00:47:03that i'm just showing you what happens when people get in my way
00:47:21it's okay mommy's okay carl just accept this offer you're gonna get us all killed
00:47:25oh just shut up carl please just say yes i mean what's the point of your whole pacifist act if it's
00:47:31gonna end with us lying in a pool of our own blood good point don't you think i'll count it down for
00:47:35you let's see how many shots it takes for you to crack that's enough looks like you finally got the
00:47:40message except wait aren't you just some guy who works here i mean don't these people mean nothing to
00:47:45you i'll start with the one who's already bleeding out and this time i'm not aiming at her leg i said enough
00:47:52let them go i'll join your organization
00:47:55oh
00:48:01how sweet our noble hero can't bear to see his lover in pain didn't hit any major arteries let's
00:48:07get you back in the shape okay hey whoa whoa whoa not so fast did i say you could join yet
00:48:12what more do you want you see now it's your turn to beg me i might consider letting you in you had
00:48:18your chance to say yes when i was still asking nicely but now i'm gonna make you get on your knees
00:48:23and beg me like a little bitch you do that and i might consider letting you in
00:48:28oh you're way out of line do you have any idea who you're threatening right now what's that oh please
00:48:34tell me by all means he's the best shot in the world he's the king of guns do you think anybody
00:48:38else would be able to curve a bullet like you saw in that video
00:48:41boss
00:48:46this bitch seems serious maybe we should check the intel
00:48:50look at these ignorant clowns floating around their silly conspiracy theories not a
00:48:54fucking clue how the world really works let me let you dummies in on a little secret
00:48:59the king of guns dropped off the map a year ago because he was killed
00:49:04what yep shot in the head one year ago during operation maple leaf
00:49:11carl operation maple leaf that sniper it was one of them i knew it there was no way carl was
00:49:18actually the king of guns it was all some big lie now we're all gonna die because this loser messed
00:49:21with the wrong guy oh just shut up now is not time for your whining we're all gonna die carl
00:49:28think about us about rebecca you can't drag us down with you like this
00:49:32please i'm begging you i'll join the one just let them go what was that i don't know it didn't really
00:49:43sound like you mean it
00:49:48hey hey it's okay everything's gonna be okay
00:49:56come on put some real feeling into it say it louder
00:49:59don't hurt my daddy he's the king of guns
00:50:02listen kid whoever the fuck your daddy is right now he's nothing but the dirt beneath my shoes
00:50:07better get to begging or make sure that annoying little brat never speaks again please i'm begging
00:50:13you please let me join your organization this is your king of guns this is the noble hero who swore
00:50:21to never shed blood all i see in front of me is a spineless coward
00:50:32come on round of applause for our newest recruit
00:50:36you fucking bastard
00:50:42now it's time for your initiation
00:50:47hey you know we spent the fortune on you what's wrong with a little trial run i mean i don't know if
00:50:50that video was real or ai bullshit what the hell do you want hey don't be a baby this is the last
00:50:56test i promise we'll be working together real soon seeing is believing i want to watch you curve
00:51:03the bullet with my own eyes one shot and you'll let them go yep that's all it takes but i want to
00:51:09make things a little bit more exciting i want to see you curve the bullet around your woman and hit him
00:51:21what the fuck why me no get off of me i could tell you hate his guts just think of it as a sign on
00:51:29bonus carl don't do this well have you lost your mind a human life for your silly little game i mean
00:51:36aren't you the king of guns it should be easy to land a shot that won't even kill him although i
00:51:40wouldn't mind seeing his head get blown off i don't give a fuck
00:51:56carl
00:51:58lewis lewis
00:52:10i can't i knew it i knew that video was just some ai
00:52:21bullshit
00:52:25what are you waiting for beat him up
00:52:26check this out fancy revolver ooh look at this fucking thing jesus
00:52:50what is this
00:52:51what are you a washed up vet is that why you're too chicken to pull the trigger you got ptsd or
00:52:59something
00:52:59don't give that back that's my daddy's oh so it's important huh what that gives me an idea
00:53:15oh
00:53:26i'll fucking kill you you bit me you little
00:53:30bitch
00:53:32you know i like this gun it's not bad i think i'll be keeping it you know everybody who's
00:53:37tried to fool me is dead right i think i'll take it easy on you so you have time to regret your silly
00:53:47little oath
00:53:59what did the doctor say she has a concussion and a broken rip from the head
00:54:05god how could somebody do this to a kid
00:54:13hey baby
00:54:15daddy
00:54:17mommy is that you
00:54:19yeah yeah daddy and mommy are here how are you feeling
00:54:23hurts
00:54:25daddy hurts mommy hurts too i have to protect them
00:54:32we're okay rebecca
00:54:34rebecca
00:54:36it's just the painkiller is kicking in she's okay just let her get some rest
00:54:40okay
00:54:52mr smith
00:54:53welcome what brings you in today i had heard you were scouting out a new recruit
00:55:11picked up this sweet little piece today i want to get it personalized scrub clean of any old marks
00:55:16uh
00:55:21this gun
00:55:23get rid of the numbers insignia new crib
00:55:28you know the drill
00:55:31now you make sure my name is the only one that's left on there got it
00:55:35yes i understand it's just this gun appears to be
00:55:39unique for a special case like this i'd have to talk to my boss mr valentine
00:55:46well get to it don't waste my time
00:55:54you heard me make sure jane's gun range is renovated with top of the line equipment
00:55:58don't worry about cost i'll cover everything
00:56:04mr valentine hank brought in an antique revolver just now and he wants to have it scrubbed clean and
00:56:13personalized
00:56:16this revolver
00:56:18did you say where he got this no
00:56:20but you know how hank is he definitely mugged some poor sucker for it
00:56:28this revolver
00:56:30curl all over jesus this is god
00:56:35this revolver belongs to the king of guns
00:56:50there's some place that i need to be stay here with rebecca
00:56:59you said your gut would never drop blood again
00:57:02yeah i tried to walk away from all that bloodshed they brought this on themselves
00:57:10my family's collection of guns is in the back of the range take your pick
00:57:14no i've got my own collection take care of rebecca
00:57:19and you're sure these are the guys that did it
00:57:24yeah
00:57:26make them pay for what they did to my dad
00:57:29i will
00:57:33i can't wait
00:57:39just promise me you'll make it out of this life
00:57:41what took you so long it's no good for business old man
00:58:08where did you get this gun
00:58:10you're in no position to be asking me questions now get to work
00:58:12i said where did you get this gun
00:58:17who gives a shit very well get the fuck out of my shop and take your shit with you now
00:58:24are you crazy don't forget matthew you made a fortune off of us
00:58:30what
00:58:32say that again
00:58:33i mean for years you've you've been working for us i don't work for you kid
00:58:39i work with your father i'll ask you one last time where did you get the gun
00:58:47did you kill the owner no i sure made his life a living hell though
00:59:00wow you couldn't even finish the job he's still alive good job you've sure gone and done it yeah
00:59:08of course you did
00:59:17oh you're pointing a gun at me now in my gun shop just as reckless as your master
00:59:26mr sedgei smith saw what you did to his son i'll come for you
00:59:30then shoot now and finish it off or get the fuck out of here
00:59:41you think you can scare me huh because you work with my old man you're dead
00:59:46call my father tell him that matthew turned on us
00:59:49while you're at it give mr smith a message from me
00:59:52tell him i found who he's been looking for you take me for an idiot i know where you got that gun
01:00:02you stole it from a rundown shooting range on the east side right
01:00:08how'd you know ever hear the name carl oliver the king of guns that's right
01:00:16now look at the writing on the bottom of this grip
01:00:27no way that guy at the shooting range is the king of guns
01:00:46are you kidding me you think the king of guns is working at some rinky dink ass shooting range you
01:01:05mean this loser hmm the video's a fake it's ai that's him he's the king of guns
01:01:13don't believe everything you see online old man he's not the king of guns i saw with my own eyes
01:01:19he's two chicken that pulled the trigger i had him begging for his life under my foot
01:01:23couldn't do not even after i hit his little girl
01:01:27what you hit rebecca yeah she was crying for her daddy you've doomed us all
01:01:35i even saw with my own eyes that bullet really did curve around shut up you know what i saw i saw a
01:01:46coward watch his wife get shot but he's about to die still couldn't pull the trigger you really think
01:01:52a wimp like that's the king of guns bullshits relax when my dad gets here we'll go back to the range
01:02:00burn it down and keep him groveling like the worthless trash that he is
01:02:04no that's not it this has nothing to do with fear
01:02:09he swore to himself he would never shoot to kill again oh not this again listen the only thing you
01:02:15should be worried about is what you're going to say to my dad when he gets here you idiots you
01:02:20attacked a man who washed his hands clean you pushed him to take his gun and return
01:02:31theima yeah dad you're finally here matthew turned on us even hit me me
01:02:39vivos i need to have a word with matthew dead get the fuck out
01:02:51i heard you have found the man i was looking for yes leiser smith
01:02:56well you struck my son yes I did oh care to explain why your son stole a gun
01:03:08from the king of guns and he and beat his little girl
01:03:20are you sure it's the king of guns I'm sure of all people you would recognize him
01:03:28fucking miss you have the audacity to report back to me wait you you you didn't say that the hit was
01:03:40on the king of guns I want you blow somebody's head up from 4,000 meters away but I did take out
01:03:46a spotter that's it's got to be worth a bit of the bounty right yeah okay
01:03:54bring my son in
01:04:24you were sent to scout a new recruit today correct yes he just did measure up you're so fucked Matthew
01:04:32clean yourself you want me to step out dad what I do you failed your task today
01:04:45I followed protocol I offered him money he didn't measure up
01:04:50that is not the problem what I don't get it oh because you didn't kill him you idiot
01:04:59but all because I didn't kill that loser that's what's got you so mad
01:05:15it's not about what you did it's about who you did it to
01:05:19isn't he just some nobody who works at a shooting range
01:05:23you should be glad you're my son or I would have killed you with my own hands
01:05:28but my anger is nothing compared to who you have provoked
01:05:32what's the big deal I thought he was just some nobody working at a shooting range
01:05:37that nobody is the king of guns
01:05:43a year ago he disappeared
01:05:52a word on the street is that we took him out
01:05:55that rumor made the one a legend among assassins
01:06:00but I'm the only one who knew the truth
01:06:02the king of guns is still alive
01:06:06for a year now I have enjoyed the glory and fame that that lie has brought
01:06:14but the truth kept me up at night knowing that my worst nightmare was still out there
01:06:20and now my son you have called my worst nightmare to me
01:06:26dad I'll clean up my own mess
01:06:44oh and how do you plan to do that
01:06:48I'll take my men and I'll kill them now
01:06:50could you fucking you weren't listening to a single word I said were you
01:06:55it's too late
01:06:58he's the king of guns and he's coming for you
01:07:02and you will do nothing
01:07:05because there's nothing you can do
01:07:08he's really the king of guns
01:07:13and I humiliated him
01:07:15fuck
01:07:16this is natty valentine
01:07:28is it with you
01:07:30yes it is
01:07:33cn5
01:07:34mr oliver
01:07:36mr oliver
01:07:40what did he say
01:07:49he's on his way
01:07:51fuck
01:07:52i gotta get out of here i gotta hide
01:07:54don't move
01:07:55you stay right where you are you fucking idiot
01:07:58give me your phone
01:08:02hello mr oliver
01:08:10i am the leader of the one
01:08:12and i heard about the incident at the shooting range
01:08:16and would like to extend my sincerest apologies
01:08:18i understand my son has offended you
01:08:23and if it will resolve the matter i will have his legs cut off
01:08:27and i will deliver them to you along with 50 million in compensation
01:08:32we can settle this like civilized man
01:08:37don't let hate drag you back into the life you left behind
01:08:41you swore you ought to have gone whenever you drop blood again
01:08:44what'd he say
01:08:50huh
01:08:51he wants you dead
01:08:54have your men guard you
01:08:58round the clock
01:09:00of course
01:09:03all my men are a-class shooters
01:09:05this won't be easy
01:09:21you called me a nobody handyman
01:09:27but here i am
01:09:31the king of guns
01:09:34mr oliver
01:09:51please
01:09:53it's all a misunderstanding
01:09:55we can talk this out
01:10:02on your right
01:10:03what the fuck
01:10:13he shot the bullet
01:10:14what the fuck
01:10:17he shot the bullet
01:10:18what the fuck
01:10:27what the fuck
01:10:33the bullet
01:10:37curved
01:10:38you really are the king of guns
01:10:40you said it yourself
01:10:42seeing is believing
01:10:44mr oliver
01:10:48you got what you wanted
01:11:03let me go
01:11:05thanks to your son
01:11:06i finally found the man
01:11:08who killed my friend
01:11:09this is for lewis
01:11:11jane
01:11:28your shooting range
01:11:29has passed all inspections
01:11:31and is ready for business
01:11:33thank you
01:11:34thank you
01:11:35this is so amazing
01:11:37hey and just in time
01:11:39for the national sharpshooter competition
01:11:40and it's all brand new
01:11:43equipment
01:11:43and guns
01:11:44i even extended your range
01:11:46a few hundred yards
01:11:47i wish carl were here
01:11:51still no news from carl
01:11:54after he got his revenge
01:11:58he disappeared again
01:11:59i've had my men
01:12:00i've had my men looking for him
01:12:01but
01:12:01his reappearance
01:12:06shook up the world of assassins
01:12:09and the military
01:12:10as for the one
01:12:11the fbi has wiped them out
01:12:14you don't have to worry about them coming after you
01:12:16all thanks to carl
01:12:17he'll be back right
01:12:19hey
01:12:24heard you got an opening
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