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00:00Do you wanna do this?
00:04It's just my wall.
00:14Shit, I have an interview!
00:22Bye handsome, this is all I've got.
00:30Miss Longley, let's be honest, you're a father's mother.
00:40Why would any firm in the real mind hire you?
00:44Please ma'am, okay, I graduate yellow with straight A's.
00:47Okay, I can prove to you-
00:49Stop.
00:54I fucked up again. Maybe Diddy was right.
01:01Diddy, what the hell are you doing?
01:04Wow, Jen, you just had to kill the mood.
01:07Sorry.
01:10Oh, Jesus, Jen, you're out of your damn mind!
01:13Diddy, you bastard, you literally proposed to me last week!
01:15Baby, baby, baby, it's just marriage.
01:18Doesn't mean I have to quit having my friendly fun with females.
01:21Oh, come on, you know me, you know I got issues.
01:24I need sex, it's therapy to me.
01:26And with you, it's just work, work, work.
01:29And when you barely acknowledge I exist.
01:31Christ, Jen, even fucking Luna turns me on.
01:35What's this?
01:38Oops, Gipslim rejected your offer, huh?
01:41That's okay, I got money.
01:44Let's say...
01:47One last ride before Christmas?
01:49On me.
01:51Goodbye Diddy, we're done.
01:53Fine.
01:54And don't ever come back.
01:55Fine.
01:56And by the way, I never want to see an innocent face again, you motherfucker.
02:00Fuck.
02:01You know, I've never been dumped by a girl before.
02:02That's surprising.
02:03I don't think I've ever seen you this emotional.
02:04Over a girl, huh?
02:05She rejected you.
02:10She must be a smart girl.
02:11Yeah, my first true love.
02:13Jennifer Langley.
02:14Gail Law's golden girl.
02:15It's her.
02:16Sorry, I thought you heard my friend AJ.
02:17I'm sorry.
02:18I'm sorry.
02:19I'm sorry.
02:20I'm sorry.
02:21I'm sorry.
02:22I'm sorry.
02:23I'm sorry.
02:24I'm sorry.
02:25I'm sorry.
02:26I'm sorry.
02:27I heard my friend AJ.
02:28She could have married into all the money she wanted, but no.
02:30She's got to go chase this law degree.
02:34Ambitious girls are rare.
02:35But if I was dating a narcissistic sex addict, I'd probably end it too.
02:40Okay.
02:41Do me a favor and spare the leg.
02:42I'm sorry.
02:43I'm sorry.
02:44I'm sorry.
02:45I'm sorry.
02:46I'm sorry.
02:47I'm sorry.
02:48I'm sorry.
02:49I'm sorry.
02:50I'm sorry.
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02:52I'm sorry.
02:53I'm sorry.
02:54I'm sorry.
02:55I'm sorry.
02:56I'm sorry.
02:57I'm sorry.
02:58I'm sorry.
02:59I'm sorry.
03:00I'm sorry.
03:01I'm sorry.
03:02I'm sorry.
03:03I'm sorry.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I'll keep the pictures.
03:06Uncle Harry.
03:07I don't need that right now.
03:08It's over between us.
03:09Now if you excuse me, uncle, I'm gonna go blow off some steam.
03:12See you around.
03:14Clio.
03:15Talk to Jennifer Langley.
03:16Tell her we have a job for her.
03:18Wait.
03:19Tell us she starts tomorrow.
03:21Make her salary 500k a year.
03:23Got it.
03:24Got it.
03:26A law school dreamer.
03:28Interesting.
03:34Hello.
03:35Hi, are you ready to go?
03:37Yeah, wait.
03:38Oh, give me one second.
03:41Hello?
03:42Ms. Lonely, this is Leo from Lysolow.
03:44We saw your resume in Lincoln.
03:46We would like you offer the position
03:48and all salary $500,000 starting from tomorrow.
03:52Are you available?
03:53Oh my God, really?
03:54Thank you so much, I'll be there first thing tomorrow.
03:56Okay, bye.
03:58I'm just going to jump at Lysolow for her.
04:00What?
04:01Yeah!
04:02I'm going to be a lawyer.
04:03What?
04:08Please.
04:09That's going to be a working place.
04:11It's all about working everything the same we talked before.
04:14You can do it, Jennifer.
04:15First day, you have to nail this.
04:18From 12 to 1 is rest, and...
04:22Oh my God, that bartender, why the hell is he here?
04:25Don't be late.
04:26If there's any questions, you just ask me.
04:32Wait, does that guy work here?
04:34What are you talking about?
04:35It's our boss.
04:36He's the boss?
04:37Yeah.
04:38Leo, send in my new assistant.
04:40Copy, boss.
04:41One, two, two, go.
04:54Jennifer Langley.
04:56We meet again.
04:57Allow me to introduce myself.
04:59I'm Harry Lessie, owner of Lessie Law, and your new boss.
05:04Any questions?
05:05Oh, shit.
05:06He definitely remembers me.
05:08I'm dead.
05:09He's going to find me for sure.
05:11No.
05:12Actually, I just didn't expect you to be my boss.
05:16You seem disappointed.
05:17No, no.
05:18I...
05:19I just...
05:20I thought you wouldn't mind.
05:21Considering.
05:22Considering what?
05:23Your father's imprisonment?
05:25If that's what you mean, I'm fully aware.
05:28And I don't mind.
05:29Thank God.
05:30He's talking about that.
05:32So he probably hasn't recognized me yet.
05:34Anything else?
05:35No.
05:36Not at all.
05:37Just thank you for the opportunity.
05:39I mean, I'm really grateful.
05:46Good.
05:47As my new assistant, you're going to need to get up to speed.
05:50Fast.
05:51These files need to be sorted and archived in three days.
05:55That's a lot, Mr. Lessie.
05:57Is it?
05:58Maybe this isn't the right job for you.
06:00Leo?
06:01No, no.
06:02I mean, forget the three days.
06:03I mean, I'll have it done in one.
06:04You'll see how efficient I am.
06:08Goblin.
06:19Hello.
06:20Hello?
06:21Sorry I couldn't get back to you earlier.
06:26Excuse...
06:27Excuse me.
06:28Hello, Mr. Smith.
06:30Yes, this is Jennifer from Lessie Law Firm.
06:32Um, I saw you didn't take my...
06:34Hello?
06:37Hello, Ms. Listener.
06:38This is Jennifer from Lessie Law Firm.
06:40Hello?
06:41Hello?
06:42Hello?
06:50Ms. Langley.
06:51You don't have to yell, right?
06:52Straight A's?
06:53Yes, Ms. Lessie.
06:55Then why does that report read like it was written by a fifth grader?
06:58Sorry, boss.
06:59I'll read you this straight away.
07:00You're better than that.
07:01You're falling asleep on the job already.
07:13Not bad, Jennifer.
07:15There's still some room to grow, but there's hope for you yet.
07:28Sorry, boss. I didn't even fall asleep here.
07:30Jennifer, when are you gonna give up the act?
07:44Sorry, boss. I don't know what you're talking about.
07:47Working late?
07:49Are you waiting to see me?
07:51Is he... is he hinting at something?
07:54Oh God. Just play dumb.
07:56Actually, I just broke up with my fiancé.
07:59I'm homeless and drowning in debt.
08:01If I lose this job, I'll end up in a shelter.
08:04So I have to work hard on Mr. Lessie.
08:06Diddy is such an asshole.
08:08He actually kicked her out.
08:14Come with me.
08:15Hey, what are you doing?
08:18What the hell are you doing?
08:20If you try anything, I'll sue you.
08:23If you have nowhere to stay, you can crash here until you find a place.
08:27Call it, um...
08:29Company welfare.
08:31I'm sorry, boss. I just thought...
08:33Thought what? Did I try something with an employee?
08:36No, um...
08:37Actually, I was just gonna say...
08:39You're the best boss in the industry.
08:41Thanks.
08:42What are you doing?
08:49Are you okay, Mr. Lessie?
08:51Jesus Christ.
08:52Wait, wait!
08:53Um...
08:54I don't want you to hurt yourself.
08:55There's glass there.
08:57What?
08:58What are you looking at?
09:00Um, nothing.
09:01It just looks familiar.
09:02My ex had something similar.
09:04Oh, what?
09:05That old frame?
09:06That's, um...
09:07It's just the latest trend.
09:09You know how us rich people are.
09:11So materialistic.
09:12Let's get back to your ex.
09:15Your ex.
09:17Sounds like you have a lot of resentment towards them.
09:19Well, his name's Diddy Gray, and if he's one of your rich buddies, then I'm resigning right now.
09:23Good to know.
09:24If I ever want to fire you, I can just become friends with him and save myself the severance pay.
09:30I said...
09:31Leave it.
09:32The guest room's that way.
09:33You can make yourself at home.
09:34Mr. Lessie, that picture in the frame, that's not Diddy, is it?
09:38Diddy?
09:39Your ex?
09:40No.
09:41Of course not.
09:42Hey, Jennifer.
09:43If you don't come home right now, I'm flushing your personal file down the toilet.
09:55Well, screw you, you impotent psycho.
09:57Just wait.
09:58What?
09:59Whoa!
10:00Hey!
10:01Hey, loser.
10:02Give me back my file or bait the shit out of you until your mom doesn't recognize you.
10:13Whoa!
10:14He's up there, my little mermaid.
10:16Did you get our sleepless nights?
10:18Come on.
10:19One breakup fuck and I'll give you whatever you want.
10:21Fuck you!
10:22Get your hands open, you shit fuck!
10:25Are you okay?
10:38Harry?
10:39What the fuck are you doing?
10:41Wait, you two know each other?
10:43What do you mean?
10:44Do you two know each other?
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