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00:00:24I'm not going back to see them.
00:00:31I'm not going back to see them.
00:00:33I'm not going back to see them.
00:00:36I'm going back to see them.
00:00:37I'm going back to see them.
00:00:38You can only have a choice.
00:00:39I've got to do it.
00:00:40I'm going to get you.
00:00:41I'm going to get you.
00:00:42I'm going to get you.
00:00:43He's a will as cock splat.
00:00:44A town like this tends to lend itself to an overactive imagination.
00:00:48Ever sit in a solitary place and imagine so hard, you begin to question what the difference
00:00:53is between imagining and living.
00:00:55Just me then.
00:00:56Think about it.
00:00:57Why are we settling for such blazing banality?
00:01:00I can only be with life more magic than any mushroom ever picked.
00:01:03Better than every puppet guy gets held in every nest all at once.
00:01:06So come on.
00:01:07Who's with me?
00:01:08I am gobshite.
00:01:09I'm not trying to start a cult.
00:01:11And if I am, it's a cult of the mind.
00:01:13It's all there for us in our heads.
00:01:15So join me in starting a new existence within ourselves.
00:01:19Woo!
00:01:22Okay, so no one wants to be in my cult.
00:01:24I feel fair enough like it doesn't matter anyway because I can just imagine it.
00:01:27So, there.
00:01:28I was just feeling generous.
00:01:30Thought I'd share the secrets of a perfect existence, but guess what?
00:01:34No one's listening!
00:01:38You're lost.
00:01:39Trouble is, the closer I get to being able to conjure up real emotions from daydreams,
00:01:43is the closer I get to realizing that I might as well be dead.
00:01:46This one goes out to Alistair.
00:01:48Thank you for leaving me!
00:01:51That was a big shotgun.
00:01:52I'm sorry.
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00:05:59Ryan didn't want it but then Kelly across the road got it and then suddenly he wanted it.
00:06:03So I didn't really know what to do but then his mum bought the table and shares for us anyway.
00:06:10Donna, I can't go out when I come.
00:06:12You're not allowed in here!
00:06:13Go and play or something!
00:06:14You can't tell me!
00:06:15You can't tell me what to do!
00:06:16You want me to tell your dad!
00:06:17Play!
00:06:18Now!
00:06:19You ever gonna have any of your own?
00:06:21No, I'm not really bothered.
00:06:22No, I'm not really bothered.
00:06:28I'm not really bothered.
00:06:29I'm not really bothered.
00:06:30I'm sorry.
00:06:31I'm not.
00:06:32I'm not.
00:06:33I'm not.
00:06:34I'm not.
00:06:35I'm not.
00:06:36I'm not.
00:06:37I'm just playing.
00:06:39She's coming!
00:06:44We're in a family man with a lot of kids.
00:06:47This is the perfect vehicle for you.
00:06:50I can take all my camping gear in the back.
00:06:53I can put my kayaking stuff and just take me open the door as long as I'm left.
00:06:57For a vehicle this size but this baby isn't nimble.
00:07:01I can take a turn on this, going 56 miles now.
00:07:04Let's go.
00:07:34Let's go.
00:08:04Let's go.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:37Another helpline caller.
00:08:39I really wish your father would get his finger out of his arse and change our number.
00:08:43It takes so long to do anything.
00:08:46How long have I been asking him about painting the back wall in the living room?
00:08:49It takes a year to turn around that man.
00:08:52Have you been taking your tablets?
00:08:54No.
00:08:54Really?
00:08:55No, I haven't.
00:08:56I can't swallow pills.
00:08:57It's physically impossible for me without gagging and throwing up.
00:09:00My throat says no.
00:09:01The doctor said you'd see a big improvement.
00:09:04I don't want those weird pill space cadet eyes.
00:09:06I'd rather just drink like you.
00:09:07These people know what they are talking about.
00:09:09Dr. Smith was the one who told me I'm afraid of you.
00:09:11At least I know where I'm at with alcohol.
00:09:13And he's right.
00:09:14I mean...
00:09:15You and Dr. Smith just want to brush it all under the...
00:09:17You're a person who came from nowhere.
00:09:18He said that.
00:09:18I saw him at bingo.
00:09:20He actually said that.
00:09:21You don't have any hobbies or real part.
00:09:23I know about cheese.
00:09:24You look great.
00:09:25Excuse me?
00:09:26But worst of all, you don't have a boyfriend.
00:09:29Worst of all?
00:09:30You should have a boyfriend by now.
00:09:32And what's wrong with cheese?
00:09:33Just worry about you.
00:09:34And I am really trying to make that mean something to me.
00:09:37I was already pregnant with you.
00:09:53I was already pregnant with you.
00:10:23I was already pregnant with you.
00:10:53I was appropriately pregnant with you.
00:11:23Hello?
00:11:30Anyone?
00:11:33Chinese for dinner?
00:11:39It's getting cold.
00:11:46Hello?
00:12:00Hello, is this the help line?
00:12:03No, you've got the wrong number.
00:12:06Hello?
00:12:16Hello?
00:12:26Hello?
00:12:30Hello?
00:12:34Hello?
00:12:39Hello?
00:15:14Oh, you guys can really drink here.
00:15:22Makes working in a supermarket easier, can't really conjure up the energy to resent it
00:15:26through a hangover.
00:15:27This is a good song.
00:15:33Cheers.
00:15:34Boy, you're a mess.
00:15:36No, you're a mess too.
00:15:43All right.
00:15:44Let's go.
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00:17:49Aye.
00:17:50And, you know, for gangsters and that.
00:17:52So they don't get caught.
00:17:53There's no evidence.
00:17:54That's dark.
00:17:55That's dark as **** how it happens.
00:17:57What time does this thing for Scotland's repeat start?
00:17:59In half an hour.
00:18:01Right, then we have to take these now.
00:18:04Yes.
00:18:05Yes, we do.
00:18:06So we're coming up for the first song.
00:18:07I'm off if yous are going to be burning all day.
00:18:08No.
00:18:09You know what?
00:18:12What?
00:18:13You've got a bad attitude.
00:18:15It's so mature, honestly.
00:18:17Stay!
00:18:18You've got to be and watch you mix drugs.
00:18:19It's just not good.
00:18:20Mix it.
00:18:21I can't even.
00:18:22I can't even.
00:18:23I can't even.
00:18:24You're tasting it.
00:18:25How's the taste?
00:18:26Give me the tea.
00:18:27Oh, that's cold.
00:18:28Oh, that's disgusting.
00:18:29I can't believe you don't have a CD player.
00:18:30Seriously.
00:18:31Who doesn't have a CD player?
00:18:32Me?
00:18:33It's so weird.
00:18:35Just make your own music.
00:18:37I bet okay.
00:18:38Oh, he's not coming over is he?
00:18:39No.
00:18:40How?
00:18:41Yeah.
00:18:42You know what it's like.
00:18:43We can't really talk properly when he's here.
00:18:44What's it?
00:18:45Oh, that's disgusting.
00:18:46Oh, that's disgusting.
00:18:47I can't believe you don't have a CD player.
00:18:48Seriously.
00:18:49Who doesn't have a CD player?
00:18:50Me?
00:18:51It's so weird.
00:18:54Just make your own music.
00:18:56I bet okay.
00:18:57Look, he's not coming over, is he?
00:18:59No.
00:19:00How?
00:19:01You know what it's like.
00:19:02We can't really, like, talk properly when he's here.
00:19:06here. Yeah, we can't. No, we can't. Your responses are all like, ah, ah. Oh, this is offensive.
00:19:18Shut up. Like, you're different. I don't know. You're just like, not you. I'm more me. I can be
00:19:24myself with them. I can be myself around you. If I were the same with me. Oh, aye, but it's different.
00:19:36I'm closer to him than anyone. What about your dad? What about him? Doesn't he have a CD
00:19:45player or literally anything that we can play some f***ing music on? No, just has that police
00:19:52gun. Started it off as a precaution, now he listens to it like music. Oh, I don't know what's
00:20:00up. Ow! Oh my God, I'm sensitive to pigs. I had a bad experience in my childhood. Don't
00:20:07do that. Oh, I don't even want to know. I just got these in. They're called ballet slippers.
00:20:13Oh. They'll make good money from these decent amount of MDMA. They'll make me horny. I haven't
00:20:19had sex in ages. Ugh. Why ugh? What's ugh? I'm lucky me and Ben have such a healthy sex life.
00:20:27We've been doing it like twice a day. Doesn't it hurt? What? Sex. I mean, it must be pretty
00:20:34s*** to know there's guaranteed pain every time you have sex. How would you know if it's painful?
00:20:39Plus, we don't even do anal. Then how do you have sex? We rub. What? Sex doesn't mean purely penetration.
00:20:49Sex is everything, all of it. Just because I don't let him s*** doesn't mean. You've never had sex?
00:20:59You've never had sex? You've never had sex? Has he told the church he's gay yet? No. I think I'm starting to cut off.
00:21:13I think I'm starting to cut off. I went to see her and she was just lying there, you know, she wasn't really conscious.
00:21:25And I remember seeing it at one moment, well, what do I see to her? You know what? I, eh, I sang to her and, eh, as I'm singing she, she blasted me.
00:21:37She blasted me. She's a s***. You could do this. I want to be her. You're better than her. I'm better than her.
00:21:57Let's get to her.
00:22:27The room's going back to normal.
00:22:57Let's never go out there.
00:23:17Hello?
00:23:21Hello?
00:23:22Hi.
00:23:23Hi.
00:23:24Who's this?
00:23:25Charlotte.
00:23:27Are you a helper, Charlotte?
00:23:36No.
00:23:37You've got the wrong number.
00:23:38The helpline is 49626.
00:23:40I bet you're having a right laugh about this.
00:23:43No.
00:23:44It's one digit off.
00:23:45It's an easy mistake to make.
00:23:46You'll be laughing about this with your friends, won't you?
00:23:50No.
00:23:51I'm not laughing.
00:23:52We get these calls all the time.
00:23:55I was ringing the wrong bloody number this whole time.
00:23:59It took me ages to pluck up the courage to do this.
00:24:03Well, I'm sorry you got me.
00:24:05I've been building up to it for months.
00:24:12How come?
00:24:14I feel like an idiot.
00:24:17Are you laughing at me, Charlotte?
00:24:20No.
00:24:22I'm too embarrassed to talk to anyone about this.
00:24:27About what?
00:24:30I want to go to sleep for a very long time.
00:24:36Aye.
00:24:38So do I.
00:24:40Well, I wasn't expecting that.
00:24:45So what's the big hoo-ha with sleep?
00:24:52No, we don't stalk Mortadella.
00:24:57Morning, miss.
00:25:03Um, how do you, like, how did you find me?
00:25:07Oh, there's only a couple of supermarkets in town.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:10What time you get off?
00:25:11I think I finish in like five minutes.
00:25:14Great.
00:25:15I'll wait outside.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:18Great.
00:25:19What?
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:22Great.
00:25:24We've just been checking down to Dale on the special photo.
00:25:30Two.
00:25:31Two.
00:25:32So I'm sorry.
00:25:33Three.
00:25:34Four.
00:25:35Five.
00:25:36Two.
00:25:37Two.
00:25:38Two.
00:25:39Two.
00:25:40Two.
00:25:41Three.
00:25:42Two.
00:25:43Two.
00:25:44Three.
00:25:45Three.
00:25:46Four.
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:49You didn't get a return ticket.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:54The sun goes down early here.
00:25:57Does it?
00:26:00Hello?
00:26:02Hey, darling.
00:26:04God, what a smart girl.
00:26:06I'm so proud of you.
00:26:09That's great.
00:26:12Absolutely.
00:26:13And, yeah, I'll be back soon.
00:26:16I know, I know.
00:26:17I wanted to hold my hand in public.
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:21I don't know, look.
00:26:24For a couple days.
00:26:26Yeah, I know I've been gone a while, but I'll be back soon.
00:26:28You said you'd tell the church.
00:26:30Yes, it's a place.
00:26:31We're having a good night.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:34I will, I will.
00:26:35I will.
00:26:35With Santa.
00:26:38Aw, thanks for calling.
00:26:43Okay.
00:26:44I love you.
00:26:44How old is your daughter?
00:26:52Oh, she's eight.
00:26:54She's climbing the walls because it's almost Christmas.
00:26:56Oh, it gets expensive when they get older.
00:27:05You don't want to hear about that.
00:27:07No, you.
00:27:08I do.
00:27:11She wants a mobile.
00:27:12She's eight and she wants a mobile phone.
00:27:16What about her man?
00:27:17Oh, she's set.
00:27:18That's probably why she left me.
00:27:22Good luck getting down.
00:27:23Oh, come on, Alistair.
00:27:24It's your room.
00:27:25Alistair, please.
00:27:26Why am I running?
00:27:28Alistair, don't start this thing.
00:27:29Come on.
00:27:30When are you going to tell the church?
00:27:32When are you going to tell your dad?
00:27:33Oh, my leg.
00:27:54Oh, it's gotten numb.
00:27:56I'm sitting here too long.
00:27:57How long have you been playing that thing?
00:28:02Four days.
00:28:08Alistair!
00:28:11Help me.
00:28:15Alistair.
00:28:16Help me, son.
00:28:20Help me.
00:28:22Help me, son.
00:28:23Help me, son.
00:28:23Help me, son.
00:28:27Help me, son.
00:28:57I'm so cold!
00:29:01Cold!
00:29:19Stop it.
00:29:27I don't know.
00:29:28I don't know.
00:29:29I don't know.
00:29:57I don't know.
00:30:27I don't know.
00:30:28I don't know.
00:30:29I don't know.
00:30:30I don't know.
00:30:31I don't know.
00:30:32Hello.
00:30:33Hi Charlotte.
00:30:34How are you today?
00:30:35I'm okay thanks.
00:30:36How are you?
00:30:37Oh the better for hearing a familiar voice.
00:30:40I went to the Clutie well today.
00:30:43What?
00:30:44Now to see you?
00:30:45Aye.
00:30:46Did you hang some clothes up?
00:30:48Yeah I took like a bit of my t-shirt and then put it in the water and then tied it up so
00:30:52we'll see if that does what it's supposed to.
00:30:56I used to take the kids up there when they were little.
00:30:59Oh yeah.
00:31:00How many kids do you have?
00:31:02Two?
00:31:03Well they're grown up now.
00:31:04Kids of their own.
00:31:06How many grandkids do you have?
00:31:08Well I don't want to talk about that.
00:31:11I don't like them coming round and seeing me like this.
00:31:17They want to put me in a hole Charlotte.
00:31:21I'm a nuisance to them.
00:31:23Look I'm sure you're not a nuisance.
00:31:28They probably just want you to be looked after properly.
00:31:34I'm on my own now.
00:31:35My wife is gone.
00:31:36I'm a burden to my children.
00:31:37They want rid of me.
00:31:41Well you're not a burden on me.
00:31:42I like talking to you.
00:31:43Do you?
00:31:44Aye.
00:31:45I do.
00:31:46I don't really have anyone to talk to either.
00:31:48Like I try, I talk to them but when I try to it's like they can't hear me.
00:31:49I can't tell if they can't hear me or they're ignoring me.
00:31:50Either way it's like the world's gone deaf.
00:31:51I'm scared.
00:31:52I'm scared.
00:31:53I can't tell ya.
00:31:54That's not what you do.
00:31:55But I'm scared of me.
00:31:56I'm scared of my children.
00:31:57Yeah?
00:31:58They want rid of me.
00:31:59They want rid of me.
00:32:00Well you're not a burden on me.
00:32:01I like talking to you.
00:32:02Do you?
00:32:03Aye.
00:32:04I do.
00:32:05Don't really have anyone to talk to either.
00:32:08Like I try, I talk to them but when I try to it's like they can't hear me.
00:32:13I can't tell if they can't hear me or they're ignoring me.
00:32:18Either way, it's like the world's gone deaf.
00:32:21How old are you Charlotte?
00:32:2324!
00:32:25You must have friends you can talk to.
00:32:28Not really. Everyone I get through to tends to...
00:32:35Why did you go to the Clutiewell Charlotte?
00:32:42To heal. Apparently it's supposed to... like do that.
00:32:47Now you aren't hurting yourself are you?
00:32:50Nah. Not letting other people do that to me.
00:32:53Sometimes it feels like I'm... like I'm asking people to do that to me.
00:32:58You should take responsibility for your own life.
00:33:02Yep, that's depressing. Speaking of which, any plans for Christmas?
00:33:05Oh, just a quiet one this year.
00:33:10Why don't you invite your family round for dinner?
00:33:13Oh, no, no. They won't want to see me.
00:33:18It should be a happy day. I wouldn't want to take that away from them.
00:33:24You know, I still set a place for Edith at the table.
00:33:30Who's Edith?
00:33:31My wife.
00:33:34I'm not scaring you, am I Charlotte?
00:33:36You know, it's...
00:33:38But what do I start and do my father's mind?
00:33:40Who do I start and do my father's mind?
00:33:41Which is fine for you?
00:33:42I'm not scaring me.
00:33:43I'm so I'm sorry.
00:33:44What are you going to do?
00:33:46We can try.
00:33:48I love you.
00:33:50I love you.
00:33:51I love you.
00:33:53I love you, my nós.
00:33:54I love you.
00:33:55And I love you.
00:33:56I love you.
00:33:57I love you, my soul.
00:33:58I love you.
00:33:59I love you.
00:34:00I love you.
00:34:01I love you.
00:34:32I'm back!
00:34:41Not getting rid of me that easily!
00:34:45What?
00:34:46What the f*** has Dad been taking to hospital again?
00:34:51Well, I'll go up to the hospital with him then.
00:34:56We're going up first thing in the morning.
00:34:59Don't you have church in the morning?
00:35:03I'll figure it out.
00:35:06Will you?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08When are you going to figure out telling them that you're gay?
00:35:12Excuse me?
00:35:14You should probably tell them about Alistair at some point.
00:35:17The f*** do you think you are?
00:35:18I'm someone that cares about Alistair.
00:35:20And cares about his well-being.
00:35:22Yeah, so do I, and I think you should go home.
00:35:24I should be here for Alistair.
00:35:26Well, I'm going to spend the night with him.
00:35:28Then I'll spend the night in his dad's bed.
00:35:31I think he needs me.
00:35:33No one needs you.
00:35:35He wants to be with me, but just go home.
00:35:38At least I'm not ashamed of him.
00:35:40Nice.
00:35:44Nice.
00:35:46Thank you everyone for being here from the door.
00:35:49A lot of gerek FOREIGNS.
00:35:50I can see the incident and we're waiting to be the bag.
00:35:55That's what you want.
00:35:56That's what you want.
00:35:59Full of them is.
00:36:00Left them.
00:36:02Quick jacket.
00:36:03Let's see.
00:36:04Well, unserem.
00:36:05Good job.
00:36:06It's my fault.
00:36:07Control, this is unit 83 Foxtrot, can I have a P and C deco check please?
00:36:17He just passed away.
00:36:45I think you should go now.
00:37:15Oh, it's you.
00:37:22Um, are you leaving?
00:37:35Yeah, yeah, it's time for me to go.
00:37:40But first, we're gonna order some room service.
00:37:44Yeah!
00:37:45It's really early.
00:37:46First time for a cup of tea?
00:37:48Yeah, I know.
00:37:49I've got to get my tickets.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52Well, see you then.
00:38:02What's your name?
00:38:03What?
00:38:04Say what?
00:38:05I can't...
00:38:06I can't quite...
00:38:07Don't you even want to know my name?
00:38:10What?
00:38:11Ah...
00:38:12Ah, there you are.
00:38:38Right Jim, we need to do something with that garden.
00:38:40It's a bombsite.
00:38:41It's out the back, no one can see it.
00:38:43That's why I've left it to notice,
00:38:45however I'm sick of having to pull the back curtains
00:38:47any time I have a guest.
00:38:49Or we should get blinds.
00:38:51Oh my god, see we don't have the money for all this.
00:38:53You're meant to be here five minutes ago.
00:38:55I do enough for everyone else.
00:39:01You get out, you've got five minutes.
00:39:05Dolly!
00:39:07This is your dad's work party.
00:39:09Come on, everybody wants to see you there.
00:39:13Are you getting your dress on?
00:39:27I'm putting a dress on.
00:39:29Woohoo! That's my girl!
00:39:31Hi!
00:39:33Hi Marie, how are you?
00:39:35No bad, yourself?
00:39:37Not bad.
00:39:39I just picked up my boyfriend in my car.
00:39:41You've got a car?
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:45And a boyfriend.
00:39:47Nice.
00:39:48But I'm drunk.
00:39:49What?
00:39:50Well, you can't drive home now, can you?
00:39:51I'm way too drunk.
00:39:52Woohoo!
00:39:53You're a drunken.
00:39:54That's enough, Marie.
00:39:55Come on, let's get you some stories.
00:39:57What?
00:39:58That's not a dog.
00:39:59That's not a dog.
00:40:00That's not a dog.
00:40:01That's not a dog.
00:40:02You've got a car.
00:40:03You've got a car?
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:05And a boyfriend.
00:40:06Nice.
00:40:07But I'm drunk.
00:40:08Woo, we are drunken!
00:40:12That's enough, man.
00:40:13Come on, let's get you some stories.
00:42:08Come here all the time.
00:42:14What are you doing here?
00:42:16I read about it on the internet.
00:42:30What did it say?
00:42:42It says if the fall doesn't do it, the train will finish you off.
00:42:50It says if the fall doesn't do it, the train will finish you off.
00:43:00It says if the fall doesn't do it, the train will finish you off.
00:43:05It says if the fall doesn't do it, the train will finish you off.
00:43:09It says if the fall doesn't do it, the train will finish you off.
00:43:19Let's move to California.
00:43:36What?
00:43:37We'd have to wear sunblock every day.
00:43:40Get a massive fridge.
00:43:42With loads of bottles of water in it.
00:43:44And a garbage disposal.
00:43:46A therapist.
00:43:47Oh my god.
00:43:48I need to talk to my shrink.
00:43:50Seriously.
00:43:52We could just...
00:43:53Yeah.
00:43:54I don't have a passport.
00:43:59Well you could just go to the post office and get one.
00:44:18I can't afford it.
00:44:24So what's with the, uh, this stuff?
00:44:41I'm about to start taking some hormones.
00:44:46To become a girl.
00:44:47Obviously.
00:44:49What?
00:44:52But the doctor says I have to live as a woman for a year before I can get the full operation.
00:44:58Wait a minute.
00:44:59You've, like, actually, like, been to the doctor?
00:45:01Aye.
00:45:02Aye.
00:45:03Um...
00:45:06What does Ben think about it?
00:45:12I can't tell them.
00:45:17Well it's probably going to know us at some point.
00:45:24Well we haven't really been speaking a lot recently.
00:45:30How come?
00:45:31Because I think the church knows about me.
00:45:42They can't be in the church if they know about you.
00:45:47Is that why you're thinking about sex change?
00:45:51No, of course not.
00:45:52Wait a minute.
00:45:53You're literally changing your gender to be with this guy.
00:45:58I'm not.
00:46:00Then why are you doing this?
00:46:02Why that?
00:46:03Can you help me, please?
00:46:09Well, first of all, we are taking this off.
00:46:34Okay, so...
00:46:35Is that what...
00:46:36Close your eyes.
00:46:37What did you say?
00:46:38Okay, you've got a good eye.
00:46:40Okay.
00:46:41I'm just thinking.
00:46:42I'm just thinking.
00:46:43I'm just thinking.
00:46:44I'm just thinking.
00:46:45I'm just thinking.
00:46:46I'm just thinking.
00:46:47I'm just thinking.
00:46:48I'm just thinking.
00:46:49Either Alice or Ali.
00:46:51I like Alan.
00:47:04I like Alan.
00:47:06It was gonna be good.
00:47:42Good.
00:47:43You're right?
00:47:44Yes.
00:47:45Okay, just keep going.
00:47:47Ah!
00:47:48God!
00:47:49Yeah!
00:47:50Hey!
00:47:51Hey!
00:47:52Come back!
00:47:53No, my God!
00:47:54No, my God!
00:47:55Yeah!
00:47:56Hey!
00:47:57Come back!
00:47:58No, my God!
00:47:59No, my God!
00:48:00No, my God!
00:48:01No, my God!
00:48:02Yeah!
00:48:03Hey!
00:48:04Hey!
00:48:05Come back!
00:48:06Come back!
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:08Hey!
00:48:09Hey!
00:48:10Come back!
00:48:11Come back!
00:48:12Come back!
00:48:13Come back!
00:48:14Come back!
00:48:15Come back!
00:48:16Come back!
00:48:17Come back!
00:48:18Come back!
00:48:19Come back!
00:48:20Come back!
00:48:21Come back!
00:48:22Come back!
00:48:23Come back!
00:48:24Come back!
00:48:25Come back!
00:48:26Come back!
00:48:27Come back!
00:48:28Come back!
00:48:29Come back!
00:48:30Come back!
00:48:31Come back!
00:48:32Come back!
00:48:33Come back!
00:48:34Alistair!
00:48:49Alistair!
00:48:55Here. Here. I'm okay.
00:48:57You okay?
00:48:58Here, come on. Come on. Come on.
00:49:00Come on.
00:49:02Here, come on.
00:49:08Here, stay.
00:49:09Stay.
00:49:10Stay.
00:49:11Stay.
00:49:12Stay.
00:49:19No, no, no, no, no.
00:49:27Steve, come on.
00:49:29Come on, wipe it on it.
00:49:32No, no, no, no.
00:49:47My ex-wife has this beautiful house.
00:49:49She's putting our daughter through private school.
00:49:56I'm not even allowed to pick her up because I don't have a nice enough car.
00:50:13I'm supposed to be a man.
00:50:16And I know it's modern times and blah, blah, blah.
00:50:20But that doesn't change my primal instinct to provide.
00:50:29Right?
00:50:36And I'm failing at it.
00:50:46I'm failing.
00:50:52My life was...
00:50:55was supposed to be different.
00:50:57All right.
00:51:06Can we...
00:51:07Can we just go?
00:51:27Let's go.
00:51:28My life is so beautiful.
00:51:31My life is so beautiful.
00:51:39I have to forgive her and I can't stop.
00:51:43I can't see her.
00:51:45I can't see her.
00:51:47If you don't come...
00:52:18I can only dance when I'm drunk.
00:52:48I am so free.
00:52:55I am so free.
00:52:57I am so free.
00:53:00You can't go.
00:53:01You can't do that because it's not fair.
00:53:08You can't do that because it's not fair.
00:53:15It's not fair.
00:53:17Yeah, come on.
00:53:24I am so free.
00:53:31I'm so free.
00:53:33I'm so free.
00:53:34I am so free.
00:53:35I am so free.
00:53:36I am so free.
00:53:37I am so free.
00:54:09It's Lucy.
00:54:13Lucy.
00:54:23I'm Dale.
00:54:39Well, she liked your walk.
00:54:49She would come home with a weekly shopping and her hands would be a red roll.
00:54:54She'd walk all the way home from the town and come in looking happy in spite of being all tired.
00:55:02I didn't think much of it at the time.
00:55:05I used to watch her rub hand cream.
00:55:07Well, she always had this cream next to her chair in the living room.
00:55:11Well, she'd rub this cream in to soothe the dry bits on her palms from the plastic bags.
00:55:17I shouldn't have let her walk like that and every time I think about it, it breaks my heart.
00:55:29Could you have saved her?
00:55:31No.
00:55:33She was taken from me.
00:55:36Good.
00:55:38That's easier.
00:55:38It's too cramped.
00:55:44I'm sick of the clutter in this house.
00:55:45I want rid of it.
00:55:47I'll stop it out.
00:55:48Oh, aye, aye.
00:55:49I've heard it all before.
00:55:50I want rid of it.
00:55:51She never plays it.
00:55:52I did try to once.
00:55:53We need the space.
00:55:54Do you remember what you did?
00:55:57You don't even like people.
00:55:58What do we need the space for?
00:55:59What do we need the space for?
00:56:01I don't even know what he has to do.
00:56:03That's too annoying.
00:56:06Don't listen.
00:56:06I can help you.
00:56:36I can help you.
00:56:43Hi.
00:56:45Hi.
00:56:46Could you just step this way?
00:56:50I would love to, but actually I've got to work.
00:56:52Just for two seconds, I just need to have a quick word with you, Lucy.
00:56:54These are all out of order.
00:56:56Please don't sack me.
00:56:58Please don't sack me.
00:57:01There's nothing I can do.
00:57:05You've got to understand you were off work for five days in a row.
00:57:09I mean, you didn't come in once.
00:57:11I'm sorry.
00:57:12Shut up.
00:57:13I don't give a ****.
00:57:14I don't get paid to give him.
00:57:15Okay.
00:57:16I mean, I can see.
00:57:17I can understand that you're angry, but I'm going to have to let you go.
00:57:20No, no, no, no.
00:57:21No, no, no, no.
00:57:22No, no, no.
00:57:23No.
00:57:24No.
00:57:25No.
00:57:26Eh.
00:57:27I'm sorry.
00:57:28I wish there was something.
00:57:30Why are you so happy all the time?
00:57:31What?
00:57:32Like, why is it that every time I look over at you from the cheese counter, you're smiling?
00:57:37Eh, I don't know.
00:57:38I have a good life.
00:57:39Stop smiling.
00:57:40Because you don't have a good life.
00:57:41You work in a supermarket with your mum.
00:57:42Yeah.
00:57:43Well, I mean, I'm lucky to have a job.
00:57:45There's lots of people at the moment that don't, so...
00:57:49How can you settle for me?
00:57:50What do you mean?
00:57:51Stop smiling.
00:57:52Stop smiling.
00:57:53I'm not.
00:57:54You are.
00:57:55Stop smiling.
00:57:56Stop smiling.
00:57:57I'm not.
00:57:58I'm not smiling.
00:57:59Stop smiling.
00:58:01Stop smiling.
00:58:02I'm not.
00:58:03I'm.
00:58:04You are.
00:58:08Stop it.
00:58:09I'm not.
00:58:10this is shit this is shit no it's not shit
00:58:17and the cheese
00:58:23started to get these weird bits of fat at the top of my legs
00:58:32at the back it's horrible it's like foreign bodies like living under my arse
00:58:38is it really bothering you yeah looks all warped and deformed does ryan mind he hasn't mentioned it
00:58:43then why do you mind it's not about him it's about me no you want to look good for him you dress up
00:58:50for him you do this shit your nails for him you dress up too yeah but not for a man no for lots of
00:58:55men uh-huh so less judgment on me look you're worrying about your weight because you want
00:59:05to have kids with ryan and keep him around to help you raise them where does this even come from
00:59:09ryan doesn't want more kids we're past that now but are you those kids aren't yours well i take care of
00:59:13them like their mom don't you want something more something
00:59:20donna
00:59:32it's coming up for a year now
00:59:38donna can't go you're not allowed in here out
00:59:44do you want to try the shellac
00:59:47hello earth to lucy
00:59:55what the f*** is shellac
01:00:02it's a gel that stays on for a few weeks but it's hard to get off
01:00:07you have to soak your nails in acetone and then cover your nails with pads and tinfoil
01:00:13have to be readyicki
01:00:15for sure
01:00:16they fall you'd give up
01:00:18s
01:00:19you
01:00:20ate
01:00:20you
01:00:22it's
01:00:22they then
01:00:24you
01:00:25are you
01:00:25are you
01:00:26oh
01:00:28they're in
01:00:28have to be
01:00:29you
01:00:29vez
01:00:31we
01:00:31you
01:00:38you
01:00:38you
01:00:39you
01:00:40Do you fancy going uptown, doing a wee bit shopping?
01:01:07I don't know.
01:01:11We need some quality time you and me, it'll be good.
01:01:18I like it, what do you think?
01:01:21I think it's sensational.
01:01:27I think I'll go for it.
01:01:28What are you getting it now?
01:01:29Yes.
01:01:30Come here.
01:01:31Come here.
01:01:32Okay.
01:01:33So I'm going to need you to take it out in your name.
01:01:39Why?
01:01:40Because I've got too much stuff on credit under my name.
01:01:42But I don't want the debt for this thing.
01:01:43Look, I'll pay for it, I just need your name to get it on credit.
01:01:46But you've already got too much stuff, so how are you going to pay for this?
01:01:51My name is blacklisted, alright?
01:01:53I can't get anything on credit from any shops anymore, so I really need you to put your
01:01:56name on this and I will pay it off straight away.
01:01:58Why do you even need a new couch?
01:01:59Because I've got some of the girls coming around and I'm wanting the place nice.
01:02:05You sound just like your father.
01:02:08But he wasn't complaining when I got him his flat screen telly.
01:02:11Why do you care so much about what those ladies think?
01:02:13You know what?
01:02:14You're a social climber.
01:02:16You never grew up in a one bed shithole with seven other kids in an outdoor toilet.
01:02:21I made sure of that.
01:02:28Is that why you only had one child?
01:02:35I wish you didn't do that to me.
01:02:37Excuse me?
01:02:38I can't, like, talk to anyone.
01:02:42You can talk to me.
01:02:43No, I can't talk to you.
01:02:44Look, let's just get this back to the house and we'll sit back down and natter all night.
01:02:57Anne, your father is on a need-to-know basis.
01:03:01Of course.
01:03:26Hello, how are you today?
01:03:29Eh, not bad, yourself?
01:03:33We're in the area to discuss the Bible with you.
01:03:36With all the terrible events going on in the world, a lot of people are questioning whether
01:03:40God exists or cares about the human race.
01:03:43Would you agree with this?
01:03:45The brainwashing you don't make you f***ing crazy.
01:03:59I'm sorry.
01:04:00Well, they've put you back on the Prozac because I can see it in your eyes.
01:04:14Don't go back to the church, please.
01:04:15Please don't leave me.
01:04:16Get off me.
01:04:17What the f***ing need you?
01:04:19What the f***ing need you?
01:04:20What the f***ing need you?
01:04:21What the f***ing need you, please?
01:04:26Look at you.
01:04:27Look at you.
01:04:29I don't even know what you are anymore.
01:04:33You're a freak.
01:04:34What the f***ing.
01:04:35What the f***ing need you?
01:04:36What the f***ing need you?
01:04:37What the f***ing need you, please?
01:04:38Look at you.
01:04:40I don't even know what you are anymore.
01:04:54You're a freak.
01:04:55You're manipulating me into committing a sin with you because you don't want to be alone
01:05:07in it.
01:05:10And you don't have anyone to save you.
01:05:15I'm loving you.
01:05:22And I'm asking you to love me back and maybe we can be happy.
01:05:31Because I love you.
01:05:38I forgive you.
01:05:43In the afterlife, we can offer you paradise on earth.
01:06:01That is for you to keep.
01:06:03And inside the leaflet is all the details of the church.
01:06:06If you'd give it a read, we'd be very grateful.
01:06:08And you could come back round next week and hear your thoughts.
01:06:12Okay, well, thank you for your time.
01:06:19Thank you for your time.
01:06:20Thank you for your time.
01:06:26Thank you for your time.
01:06:27Don't worry.
01:06:28That's not true.
01:06:33That's not true.
01:06:53You've got me.
01:07:03You've got me.
01:07:33You've got me.
01:08:03You've got me.
01:08:04Holds the shape of your boots.
01:08:05Like a shoe treat, but for boots.
01:08:07Right now.
01:08:08Lucy, you're looking a wee bit puffy at the moment.
01:08:12What?
01:08:13The bags under your eyes are starting to dominate.
01:08:18Dominate?
01:08:19I've got an amazing cream that would help us tremendously.
01:08:23The eye cream of the shopping channel?
01:08:25Aye.
01:08:26It's taken years off me.
01:08:27I could do the same for you.
01:08:28No thanks.
01:08:29My pleasure.
01:08:30Since I'm over with Susan.
01:08:32You won't get a boyfriend like that, hiking behind those things.
01:08:36And that, yes.
01:08:37I think I do not.
01:08:38Oh my God.
01:08:39Oh my God.
01:08:41Oh my God.
01:08:42Oh my God.
01:08:46Oh my God.
01:08:47Oh my God.
01:08:49Oh, my God.
01:09:19Oh, my God.
01:09:51Nice.
01:09:53Nice.
01:09:55Wasting much.
01:09:57Are you okay?
01:09:59What?
01:10:01Stay there.
01:10:03Stay there.
01:10:05Hey, hey.
01:10:06Give me a drink.
01:10:07Give me a drink.
01:10:08Oh, my God.
01:10:09Is that water?
01:10:10Yeah.
01:10:11Yeah, it's water.
01:10:12What's that?
01:10:13It's a tequila.
01:10:15Get comfy.
01:10:17Got any music?
01:10:19Are you?
01:10:20Yeah.
01:10:21Yeah.
01:10:22Woo!
01:10:23Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:10:25Oh, she spits.
01:10:29Find out.
01:10:30Party's just beginning.
01:10:31Party's just beginning.
01:10:33I'll be a guy that...
01:10:35...
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01:12:11...
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01:12:15...
01:12:41Merry Christmas.
01:12:43Merry Christmas.
01:12:44I did what you said.
01:12:46I invited the kids over.
01:12:48Did you?
01:12:49I did.
01:12:50Was it nice to see the grandkids?
01:12:52It was nice having a bit of life running about the house.
01:12:56The eldest is very musical. I didn't even know that.
01:13:00I have an old piano and he was straight on it and playing all the songs he'd been learning.
01:13:07Why?
01:13:08Even had me singing along and doing something, I'm telling you.
01:13:12My granddad used to have an organ.
01:13:16Used to play it when I was a wee kid.
01:13:18Well, I'd say playing, but it was probably like bashing on the keys.
01:13:20And then my dad bought this old out of tune piano and he always said that he was going to play it and then he never did.
01:13:26So I would sneak up there and start playing it.
01:13:30I loved it.
01:13:32Me and my mate, we used to do karaoke all the time.
01:13:36And we always had this.
01:13:38We always said that we would like move to California and get really suntanned and I was going to make all the money at night playing the piano in nightclubs and then he was going to come down and sing and then we'd have enough money to live in the warm.
01:13:56It would have been good.
01:13:58It sounds great actually.
01:14:01Did you have a nice Christmas?
01:14:03Well, I went to sleep with three random guys and then woke up covered in bruises and laugh bites, but my mum didn't burn the turkey so you win some you lose some.
01:14:14What happened?
01:14:15I don't know.
01:14:16I blacked out.
01:14:17Well, do you think you might have been raped, Charlotte?
01:14:23No, no.
01:14:24I chose to go.
01:14:25Why do you think you chose to go with him?
01:14:27Don't know.
01:14:29Don't f***ing know.
01:14:32Well, I mean I wasn't even there.
01:14:33I mean I was.
01:14:34I was laying in the bed, but like I wasn't because I was in like a different drunken dimension dreaming myself away.
01:14:40Well, it's time to wake up now.
01:14:47I wasn't always like this.
01:14:50You're only at the beginning.
01:14:53It's all to come.
01:14:58Was it worth it?
01:14:59Like, like, was it worth it?
01:15:05I still see the place for Edith and the demon.
01:15:09Well, if I didn't do that, it would be like she disappeared without a trace.
01:15:18Edith.
01:15:20What?
01:15:21Are you there, Edith?
01:15:26I'm tired.
01:15:32I love you.
01:15:34I love you too.
01:15:39Time to go to sleep now.
01:15:47Time to go with me.
01:15:48Go, T!
01:15:49I love you too, son.
01:15:50No one yeah!
01:15:51I don't know.
01:16:21I don't know.
01:16:51I don't know.
01:17:21I don't know.
01:17:51I don't know.
01:18:21I don't know.
01:18:51I don't know.
01:19:21I don't know.
01:19:51I don't know.
01:19:52I don't know.
01:19:53You were doing that to me.
01:19:55I'm so sorry.
01:19:57I'm sorry.
01:19:59Okay.
01:20:01Okay.
01:20:03Okay.
01:20:07Okay.
01:20:09Enough.
01:20:11I don't know.
01:20:21I don't know.
01:20:23I don't know.
01:20:33I don't know.
01:20:35I don't know.
01:20:45I don't know.
01:20:47I don't know.
01:20:49I don't know.
01:20:51I don't know.
01:21:01I don't know.
01:21:03I don't know.
01:21:05I don't know.
01:21:07I don't know.
01:21:09I don't know.
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01:21:43Hello?
01:21:59How is the ceremony?
01:22:00What?
01:22:01Alistair's ceremony.
01:22:09Why are you asking that?
01:22:10Because it never went.
01:22:16It was nice.
01:22:19Proper religious though.
01:22:24Shall I go out and just get smashed?
01:22:27Yeah.
01:22:30Will you do my nails?
01:22:32Finally.
01:22:35Right.
01:22:37Well, see you.
01:22:38I'll see you next time.
01:22:39Bye-bye.
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