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Fake Dating The Quarterback On Christmas π₯
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00:00:00Oh, come on, Dora.
00:00:08This is a romance novel, okay?
00:00:10Why would he kiss her?
00:00:13What is his motivation?
00:00:20The grand lux?
00:00:23A surprise?
00:00:25Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today!
00:00:28Oh my god!
00:00:29Okay!
00:00:32Oh my god, it's so hot!
00:00:34You can have this if you want.
00:00:36Okay, bye!
00:00:38And that's another record-breaking season for Chaser Brady.
00:00:4256 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards.
00:00:46And the man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:50Chaser, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:53Ah, thanks.
00:00:53Tell me something I don't know.
00:00:55Okay, hot shot.
00:00:56So it is Christmas.
00:00:57Do you have any special plans?
00:00:59Anyone special are you going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:01:01All I want for Christmas is a break.
00:01:04That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, all right?
00:01:08Merry Christmas.
00:01:09I will see you in the new year.
00:01:10I think I'm a fun guy.
00:01:14I'm not joking, Chaser.
00:01:17You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:21You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:23If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference.
00:01:29And I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:01:35Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:42Seriously.
00:01:43When's the next chapter?
00:01:45You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:47Yes, I will.
00:01:53Sorry, C, my number one fan.
00:01:56No update today.
00:01:57I'm going to get proposed to.
00:02:01The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to.
00:02:04And she ghosts me.
00:02:05Oh my god, I am so sorry.
00:02:30Are you okay?
00:02:31Don't touch me.
00:02:32It was an accident.
00:02:33I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:34Buy me a new one?
00:02:36This thing costs more than your rent, okay?
00:02:37Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:40You know what?
00:02:40Like I said, it was an accident.
00:02:41But you're such an arrogant jerk.
00:02:43I don't care.
00:02:43Oh, accident.
00:02:44You know, you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:47Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:48Moves?
00:02:49Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are.
00:02:51And I'm glad I don't.
00:02:52Sure you don't.
00:02:53And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:57I'm not!
00:02:58He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met.
00:03:02I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:04Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:19Well, well, well.
00:03:20What a coincidence.
00:03:21Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:23Okay, I'm not following you.
00:03:25My soon-to-be fiancΓ© is about to propose.
00:03:28Yeah, there's going to be a ring on this finger as soon as I find room 704.
00:03:34This one?
00:03:35Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:38Yeah, it is.
00:03:39So, watch and learn, because Felix is ten times hotter than you will ever be.
00:03:43Yeah, right.
00:03:44Oh, Felix!
00:03:47Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:48You think I love her?
00:03:56Your son's busy.
00:03:57Shut up.
00:04:04Felix?
00:04:05What the fuck?
00:04:08What the fuck?
00:04:10Sophie?
00:04:10My roommate?
00:04:11My best friend?
00:04:13Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:16After my parents died, you two were everything to me.
00:04:19How could you do this?
00:04:20Do you think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:22Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:26Maybe if you spent a little less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream,
00:04:30you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:31I don't know how to keep a man.
00:04:35No, maybe not.
00:04:36But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:42Damn!
00:04:43I thought football was brutal.
00:04:44Fetch.
00:04:48Look at you!
00:04:48You're in HX.
00:04:49Why'd I rather fuck a vibrator than touch you?
00:04:53My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:57Lady, are you okay?
00:04:59Enjoy my discount fuck, Sophie.
00:05:01He's used goods.
00:05:03That's right, run away.
00:05:04That's right.
00:05:05No man will ever want a pathetic mess like you!
00:05:09He does.
00:05:11This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:15Sorry.
00:05:25See?
00:05:27I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:29And I hate you.
00:05:32You bald-headed skank.
00:05:35Have fun.
00:05:37You bitch!
00:05:40You gotta regret this!
00:05:44Okay, show is over.
00:05:45You can let go now.
00:05:47Sorry.
00:05:48I just...
00:05:49Oh, you're sorry?
00:05:50You're sorry for what?
00:05:51Shredding my shirt?
00:05:52Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:54I mean, you are like a feral cat.
00:05:57You know that?
00:05:58You're all claws, zero consent.
00:06:00Just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:06:02And I hope to never see you ever again.
00:06:04Bye-bye.
00:06:05Fine.
00:06:07I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway.
00:06:10I...
00:06:11I hate men!
00:06:19You will not believe the day I'm having.
00:06:22Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:35Interesting.
00:06:36I met an arrogant prick.
00:06:38Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:39By the way, no update today.
00:06:46My stuff.
00:06:47My computer.
00:06:48My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:54Holy shit.
00:06:55Get out.
00:07:04Holy shit.
00:07:08Sophie!
00:07:09Sophie, come on!
00:07:12All right, fine.
00:07:13I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:16I...
00:07:17dumped...
00:07:19you.
00:07:21Smiley face.
00:07:22How about that?
00:07:26Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:27Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:33But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:40That was Mom's house.
00:07:44Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:47Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:50Sure, sweetie.
00:07:51Sure, sweetie.
00:07:52Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:54Yes!
00:07:56Okay.
00:07:57I get the red one.
00:07:58Okay, fine.
00:07:59I'll take green again.
00:08:04Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover Mom's treatment.
00:08:07But it still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:10And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:18Five years of saving.
00:08:20Hope Mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:22Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:25Is it still available?
00:08:27Great, I'll take it.
00:08:28Put up these decorations.
00:08:39Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:44What the hell are you doing at my house?
00:08:50You?
00:08:52Your house?
00:08:53I don't think so.
00:08:55I just rented it.
00:08:56Oh, you did what?
00:08:57Yeah.
00:08:58Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:09:01Now, what's your game this time?
00:09:02Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:05Wait.
00:09:06I have proof.
00:09:09Mm-hmm.
00:09:12The number you dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:16Shocker.
00:09:20Um, try the key.
00:09:25Let me guess, not fitting?
00:09:26Just, wait.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:30Something's wrong.
00:09:31So.
00:09:32Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:34Wait.
00:09:34Come on, please.
00:09:35I think I was scammed.
00:09:36I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:37That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:40Are you serious?
00:09:41Come on.
00:09:42I don't have any money.
00:09:43I was scammed.
00:09:43Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:45I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:46My house is not some charity motel princess,
00:09:49and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:51Please move.
00:09:52Please, please.
00:09:52I'm sorry.
00:09:54See?
00:09:54This key works.
00:09:57Don't you have family?
00:09:58It's Christmas.
00:09:58Bye.
00:10:00Come on.
00:10:01You're dressed so cute.
00:10:10That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:12Leave.
00:10:13Scammed, homeless, kicked out onto the street by a monster.
00:10:33I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:35Hmm.
00:10:35How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:00I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:04Hey.
00:11:05Hello, kitty.
00:11:06Didn't you hear me?
00:11:07Hey.
00:11:09Oh, my gosh.
00:11:12You're burning up.
00:11:15I swear.
00:11:17This is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:19Okay?
00:11:19Come on.
00:11:20It's your hand.
00:11:22Come on.
00:11:22Come on.
00:11:24You just need to sit.
00:11:26Oh, ouch.
00:11:28Stay.
00:11:29Please.
00:11:30I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:11:33Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:11:38I'm fine.
00:11:39No, you're not.
00:11:42Can you take this?
00:11:43What is it?
00:11:44This is medicine for your fever.
00:11:48No.
00:11:49No?
00:11:49Uh, yes.
00:11:51You're burning.
00:11:51Open up, please.
00:11:54You are something.
00:12:02Whatever.
00:12:02All right.
00:12:03If you need me, I will...
00:12:06Don't need me.
00:12:08I like it.
00:12:10Oh.
00:12:10Oh.
00:12:10I'm getting wet body into my house.
00:12:40I save you from pneumonia and take care of you all night, and you slap me?
00:12:44What, do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:12:46No, no, no, wait, I'm sorry, I just thought that...
00:12:48Look, it doesn't matter, just slap me back and we'll be even, okay?
00:12:53Sweetheart, I don't hit women, okay?
00:12:55Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:12:57Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy, okay?
00:13:01So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:03No, wait, please, I have nowhere else to go, okay?
00:13:06I can pay rent.
00:13:07Yeah, okay, here, anywhere that is not here!
00:13:10Now get out!
00:13:11No, no, no, no, no, no, look, I can work for you, okay?
00:13:14I can cook and I can clean and I'll pay you back.
00:13:16Look, this is going to sound weird, but this was my mother's house.
00:13:21Okay, and it's all that I have left of her.
00:13:25If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:13:32But I have conditions.
00:13:36Oh, yeah.
00:13:36You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:13:43My grandmother is insistent.
00:13:45You'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:13:46That is the deal.
00:13:48In exchange, you can stay here until New Year's.
00:13:51You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:13:55Okay, um, rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:14:02Easy.
00:14:03Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:06And rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:11Excuse me, uh, are you mocking me?
00:14:13Is something funny?
00:14:14No.
00:14:16I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:14:21And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:14:25That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:14:27A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:14:30I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:14:32You have a very rich imagination.
00:14:35You should consider writing.
00:14:43Oh, sorry, I should have asked this.
00:14:50What's your name?
00:14:51Chasel.
00:14:54Chasel Brady?
00:14:57Got that.
00:14:59I'll regret myself.
00:15:00No.
00:15:01I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:06And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:10That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:11Oh, a woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:15I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:17You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:20You should consider writing.
00:15:33Oh, sorry, I should have asked this.
00:15:35What's your name?
00:15:36Chasel.
00:15:40Chasel Brady?
00:15:41Chasel Brady.
00:15:42Got that.
00:15:44I'll get my stuff.
00:15:45Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:47You just got that?
00:15:49After hearing my name.
00:15:50What do you mean by got that?
00:15:51Should I know your name?
00:15:54Oh, you're an actor.
00:15:57I don't do stage plays.
00:15:59Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:16:02Do you know how many women would kill to be in your position?
00:16:04Yeah, okay, fine, fine. Superstar. Sorry.
00:16:07Um, I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:14Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:18That's my rule.
00:16:21Jesus.
00:16:23She just left like that?
00:16:28Sophie!
00:16:34My book. No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:43Sophie!
00:16:47Oh, thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:52Garbage?
00:16:54Sophie, this is my life's work. My career.
00:16:59Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:04Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:08Funny.
00:17:09Because at least my job pays the bills.
00:17:11Whereas you have to leech off of your stolen boyfriends for survival.
00:17:20Sophie?
00:17:21This is where your work belongs.
00:17:29No!
00:17:30What's going on, babe?
00:17:31Look who's here.
00:17:32My charity case, X. Back to collect the rest of your trash?
00:17:47Pick some random guy to put on a show.
00:17:50My boyfriend isn't a random guy, and he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:17:53He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:17:57See, that's your fate, Nora.
00:17:58No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:03Unlike Sophie.
00:18:05She's carrying my baby.
00:18:06We're getting married.
00:18:08But if you really have no...
00:18:09I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:13Sorry, Emily. Babe?
00:18:14Hey.
00:18:15Hi.
00:18:30I know you.
00:18:32Holy shit!
00:18:33You're the most valuable quarterback in the world!
00:18:36You and Dora?
00:18:38No way!
00:18:39Hey, Daniel.
00:18:40Grab her things.
00:18:41Just the suitcase.
00:18:42Thanks.
00:18:45Autograph?
00:18:46Maybe later.
00:18:47Come on, let's go.
00:18:48I almost forgot.
00:18:52How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:18:59Okay, how did you...
00:19:00No, why did you come?
00:19:02Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:04Everyone?
00:19:05Who?
00:19:06Wait, where are we going, Chasel?
00:19:07You'll see.
00:19:08Just put this on, you're gonna need it.
00:19:11Okay, don't look.
00:19:12Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:13Seriously.
00:19:14I'm looking out the window.
00:19:15Will too.
00:19:19I...
00:19:20I didn't see anything.
00:19:30Stay close, don't say anything.
00:19:31I know, I know, I know, I know.
00:19:32Who's the blonde girl, Chasel?
00:19:33Who's the blonde girl, Chasel?
00:19:34Chasel, who's the blonde?
00:19:35Give an answer to your fans.
00:19:36Holy shit!
00:19:37Who's the blonde?
00:19:38I know, it's Chasel Brady.
00:19:39I know.
00:19:40Just a word for your fans.
00:19:41Please, you see it.
00:19:43Chasel, who is that fine young lady?
00:19:44Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:19:45I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:19:46I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:19:51And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:19:52So, I have invited you all here today.
00:19:53It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:19:54I introduce you to Doris Swift.
00:19:56My fiance.
00:19:57How is it going to movie this?
00:19:58No, we're all lucky.
00:19:59Where gay fimokorn wfield?
00:20:00Go at myοΏ½οΏ½.
00:20:01Where?
00:20:02Yes, well, I'm a single boyfriend.
00:20:03Who is that fine young lady?
00:20:05Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:07I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:09I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:13Some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:15So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:19It is with a very, very happy heart, I introduce you to Doris Swift.
00:20:26Can you say something?
00:20:28Come on, bring a bag. Come on.
00:20:30Oh, jeez.
00:20:34Okay, so this was not in the Contra.
00:20:36You can stay with me for an entire year,
00:20:38and no one will ever bully you again.
00:20:40Or you could back out.
00:20:42No fear.
00:20:56Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day,
00:21:00or are you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:02Thank you?
00:21:04For what? For making me famous overnight?
00:21:07In front of the entire country?
00:21:09You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:12I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:16I told you that I'm Chasel Brady.
00:21:18It's not my fault you live under a rock.
00:21:20Besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic acts.
00:21:24Oh, well, thank you, Captain America.
00:21:27You're welcome.
00:21:38This writing feels so familiar.
00:21:50You wrote this?
00:21:52Yeah.
00:21:54I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:21:57The market really likes this genre, so.
00:22:00Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:02I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:04How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:06You call it romance?
00:22:07The love story in this is drier than week old toast.
00:22:10Okay, so how do I fix it?
00:22:14I mean, I've never been good at writing romance
00:22:16because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:18Uh, pfft.
00:22:19Yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:23One leaves, the next one comes.
00:22:25You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:22:28Uh, get your estrogen just, like, firing on all cylinders.
00:22:33This is gold.
00:22:35Seriously.
00:22:36Okay, so wait.
00:22:37How does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:22:41It's primitive.
00:22:43He can't help it.
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:22:50Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:22:52Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59Yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:05Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:23:07So, when you were helping me earlier, it just happened.
00:23:16Don't even dream it.
00:23:19Uh, lesson's over.
00:23:21My house is a disaster.
00:23:22You probably should clean it.
00:23:24Thanks, Jim.
00:23:33Oh, cool.
00:23:34I know these directors.
00:23:38Edison Gray will be there?
00:23:40He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:23:43He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:23:46Chasel!
00:23:47Chasel!
00:23:48Chasel!
00:23:49Chasel!
00:23:50You will not believe what you threw away.
00:23:53My house!
00:23:56My house!
00:23:57My house!
00:23:59What are you doing?
00:24:00Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:01Okay, I can see that.
00:24:03Why are you naked?
00:24:05I don't know.
00:24:06Gee, I live here.
00:24:07Okay, okay, let's get one thing straight.
00:24:09This is my household, okay?
00:24:11I'm the boss, and frankly, millions of women would pay to see this.
00:24:15Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:24:17I don't want to see your bamboo.
00:24:21Hey!
00:24:22No!
00:24:23You don't see them.
00:24:24What do you want?
00:24:26Party!
00:24:27This party!
00:24:28Take me!
00:24:29No, I'm not interested in that.
00:24:31But Edison Gray is going to be there.
00:24:34The Edison Gray.
00:24:35He's an investor.
00:24:36It could change my life.
00:24:38I'm dressed.
00:24:40Think about it.
00:24:42If Edison Gray buys my novel, I'll have money.
00:24:46So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:24:48Look, it's a win-win.
00:24:50Think about it.
00:24:51You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:08You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:13Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:25:19Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:21Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:25Is this how you beg?
00:25:28Please, Mr. Brady.
00:25:31You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:25:37You'll take me.
00:25:39Won't you?
00:25:42Fine.
00:25:43I'll get you in.
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:45But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you.
00:25:49Okay?
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:51That's on you.
00:25:54But the people at this party, they're vultures.
00:25:56Okay?
00:25:57You gotta at least look the part.
00:26:02Can't you smell that?
00:26:03Smell what?
00:26:04It's the smell of poverty and failure.
00:26:06And won.
00:26:09Apologize.
00:26:12Okay, Misha.
00:26:13Look like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget.
00:26:16Yeah, this should be easy.
00:26:31Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:26:33Oh no.
00:26:34This ring, it fits perfectly.
00:26:37It's meant to be.
00:26:38I have to have it.
00:26:40I can't let them see me here.
00:26:43I can't let them see me here.
00:26:45Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:26:48This ring, it's everything.
00:26:50I need it.
00:26:51If it fits perfectly.
00:26:52It has to be mine.
00:26:53Get it for me now.
00:26:54Please, please, please.
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:56Are you writing?
00:26:58We can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:02Staring at my nightmare.
00:27:04I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:27:06I want to run.
00:27:09Don't let them win.
00:27:11Spit on them.
00:27:13I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:18Dora!
00:27:21I see you're here all alone.
00:27:23I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend if he's not going to buy you anything?
00:27:28Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:27:31For you, everything.
00:27:47What are you doing?
00:27:51Disgusting.
00:27:54Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:27:57I just texted D to spit on them and she did it.
00:28:02Could she be?
00:28:04No, no.
00:28:05Impossible.
00:28:06D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:09Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:12If she were D, I would rather die.
00:28:15Everything in the store in her size.
00:28:18Bag it up.
00:28:20Oh, and I want something limited edition.
00:28:23You got that?
00:28:25Oh!
00:28:26Sir, this is our...
00:28:27See that?
00:28:28There you go, Dora.
00:28:29Um...
00:28:31Don't you think this is a little much?
00:28:34I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:28:38Oh, and by the way, all of this going on your rent tab.
00:28:42This?
00:28:44God, you know what? It must be exhausting acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:28:50You two are just so adorable.
00:28:52Yes.
00:28:53Dora, we have places to be.
00:28:58That bitch!
00:29:02Are you done yet?
00:29:03We're gonna be late.
00:29:05Alright, I'm gonna count to three.
00:29:06If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:29:09One...
00:29:11Two...
00:29:12Two...
00:29:14Three...
00:29:16One...
00:29:18Three...
00:29:20She...
00:29:21She's amazing.
00:29:23So...
00:29:25How do I look?
00:29:26Money definitely makes things...
00:29:28Better.
00:29:30Um...
00:29:32I'll wait outside.
00:29:33Hey.
00:29:37Could you...
00:29:38Come in for a second.
00:29:44Uh...
00:29:45I need help with my zipper. Come on.
00:29:47Okay.
00:30:08Thanks.
00:30:16I'll be outside.
00:30:20Get it together.
00:30:22She's Dora the Disaster.
00:30:24Not Lovely Dee.
00:30:38I'll be outside.
00:30:56Wow.
00:30:57Oh, my God.
00:30:58Um...
00:30:59I am so sorry.
00:31:00That was a complete accident.
00:31:01Um...
00:31:02Yeah, for sure.
00:31:03Did you plan that?
00:31:05Kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments.
00:31:07That.
00:31:08Falling down the stairs and almost killing myself.
00:31:10Did I plan that?
00:31:11A little bit.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:13No.
00:31:14My heel got caught and then I fell.
00:31:15Hold that thought.
00:31:20Voila.
00:31:29Did you buy me these shoes?
00:31:31Don't get me wrong, okay?
00:31:32I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight.
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:38Other foot.
00:31:40Seems like something they do in the movies.
00:31:43Okay.
00:31:44So, Edison Gray's gonna be here.
00:31:45I'm gonna be fine.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:47Please, please, do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak.
00:31:50These people can smell desperation.
00:31:52Starving animal?
00:31:53That is so rude.
00:31:54Just be cool.
00:31:55I'm not gonna be liking you.
00:31:56Oh, my God.
00:31:57That's Edison Gray.
00:31:58Don't stare.
00:31:59Don't stare.
00:32:00Don't stare.
00:32:01Don't stare in the eyes.
00:32:02Okay, so if he buys my novel, I mean, my future will be brighter than the headlights on your G-Wagon.
00:32:07That's impossible.
00:32:08I just got new chrome.
00:32:11Well, do you feel the same as Dora?
00:32:13The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:32:16Chasel!
00:32:17Glad you could make it.
00:32:18Mm-hmm.
00:32:19Edison, there's someone.
00:32:20Oh, it's here.
00:32:21Oh.
00:32:22Oh, your hand.
00:32:23Hi.
00:32:24That Chasel announced an engagement.
00:32:26Look at her.
00:32:27She's so plain.
00:32:29Please, Aura.
00:32:30It's obviously a publicity stunt.
00:32:32And you know him.
00:32:33He's probably just trying to make you jealous.
00:32:36Well, it's working.
00:32:37Look at them together.
00:32:38You look so...
00:32:40comfortable.
00:32:41I mean, he even introduced her to Edison.
00:32:43Don't be silly.
00:32:44Everybody knows that Chasel Brady has only ever had eyes for you.
00:32:47He's just trying to get your attention.
00:32:49He's America's quarterback.
00:32:50You're America's sweetheart.
00:32:52This whole Beyonce thing is just a cry for you to take him back.
00:32:56Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys.
00:33:01It's a story just about a small-town girl.
00:33:04She actually runs into the...
00:33:07Sorry.
00:33:08I'm getting a little nervous.
00:33:10Well, Dora, I'll tell you what.
00:33:11It's got potential.
00:33:12Really?
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14Oh, I think that's...
00:33:15Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys.
00:33:16I gotta take this.
00:33:17Yeah, totally.
00:33:18Bye.
00:33:19Chasel?
00:33:22Long time no see.
00:33:23Aura, I told you I don't like public theatrics.
00:33:27And this must be your new friend.
00:33:31Aura Vance.
00:33:32It's a pleasure.
00:33:33Oh.
00:33:34Don't take it.
00:33:35Who is this?
00:33:36Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation because I put a no-home-wrecking clause in the contract.
00:33:45Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:33:50She's just a clean ex.
00:33:51We broke up centuries ago.
00:33:53And just play along so we can get rid of her.
00:33:55She'll be gone.
00:33:56Okay.
00:33:57I'll help you.
00:33:58But I'm not paying rent this month.
00:34:00Fine.
00:34:01I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway.
00:34:02You're a chief student.
00:34:03Well, Chasel.
00:34:04Aren't you gonna introduce your new friend?
00:34:06I can do it.
00:34:07I'm Dora.
00:34:08It's nice to meet you.
00:34:09Actually, if you haven't heard the news, I'd be happy to clarify.
00:34:11This is Dora, my fianc...
00:34:14Oh, my God.
00:34:15Chasel's serious this time.
00:34:17You just bagged the most unobtainable man in the aisle.
00:34:25Chasel.
00:34:26Always a comedian.
00:34:29Well, regardless, right?
00:34:32Congratulations, fiancΓ©e or not.
00:34:35Um, but Dora, I really meant what I said earlier.
00:34:39Your manuscript's...
00:34:41It has heart.
00:34:42It's got a lot of potential.
00:34:43I would love to set up a meeting with you.
00:34:46Thank you so much, Mr. Graham.
00:34:47Okay, let me see the story that has him so touched.
00:34:50Hold this.
00:34:52Oh, Eddie.
00:34:53Always the sentimental fool.
00:34:56But this?
00:34:58This is pathetic.
00:34:59You know, all weepy heart, zero brains.
00:35:02It'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this.
00:35:06Trash.
00:35:07Trash.
00:35:08Trash.
00:35:13No!
00:35:14No!
00:35:15No!
00:35:16No!
00:35:25No!
00:35:26No!
00:35:27No!
00:35:28No!
00:35:29No!
00:35:30No!
00:35:31Are you insane?
00:35:32Forget the paper!
00:35:33Come on.
00:35:34Come on.
00:35:35God.
00:35:36Jesus, seriously, what were you thinking?
00:35:37You're gonna risk drowning for a manuscript.
00:35:38Oh my God, I wasn't drowning.
00:35:39Nice call.
00:35:40And this is my life, okay?
00:35:41This is my work.
00:35:42Wait.
00:35:43Were you worried about me?
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:45Look, don't flatter yourself.
00:35:46I just don't want to play doctor when you get sick.
00:35:47No!
00:35:48No!
00:35:49No!
00:35:50No!
00:35:51No!
00:35:52No!
00:35:53No!
00:35:54No!
00:35:55No!
00:35:56No!
00:35:57No!
00:35:58No!
00:35:59No!
00:36:00You're gonna be a doctor when you get sick.
00:36:01You'll be a total pain in my ass.
00:36:02Ah.
00:36:03Oh!
00:36:04It's hypocross.
00:36:05You can't even get one decent lie out of a man's mouth.
00:36:10Look, your opinion of her story means nothing.
00:36:13And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something.
00:36:16Are you really going to lower yourself for this nobody?
00:36:20Is she really worth your reputation, Jason?
00:36:23Let's get one thing clear, Aura.
00:36:26Yeah.
00:36:27The only thing low here is your act.
00:36:30Yeah, Daddy's money bought your seat.
00:36:32It didn't buy you the right to judge people.
00:36:36How could you...
00:36:37Apologize to her now.
00:36:41Let's just calm down.
00:36:43Jaisal, alright.
00:36:44Aura, you did go a little too far.
00:36:46And that's fine, we just...
00:36:47Save it. This is not a boardroom negotiation.
00:36:50Either she apologizes to my fiancΓ©e,
00:36:52or I walk from your little club permanently.
00:36:55What's it going to be?
00:36:58Can you just apologize, Jason?
00:37:03I...
00:37:04apologize.
00:37:07Apologize.
00:37:11Where did he go?
00:37:13I got to be honest, though, Dora, she is fine.
00:37:19No, she is not.
00:37:20I caught like I see it.
00:37:22No, Jaisal's just writing that new toy hi.
00:37:25Pretty soon he'll come running back to me where he belongs.
00:37:28Seriously?
00:37:29You've been crying since 8 p.m.
00:37:41Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:37:43She called my life's work trash, okay?
00:37:50That's like someone being like,
00:37:52your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro.
00:37:57Okay.
00:37:57One, they're vaulted.
00:37:59Okay.
00:38:00Okay.
00:38:01Two.
00:38:02Look.
00:38:02It's almost midnight.
00:38:05Decapitate her in your next draft, but please, please, please, just let me sleep.
00:38:10How are you so cold?
00:38:15Okay?
00:38:15Why don't men know how to consult a hysterical woman?
00:38:22Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:38:25Be thoughtful and comforting and caring, okay?
00:38:29Just be like the frickin' leading man!
00:38:38Come here.
00:38:43Like this?
00:38:56Are you feeling better now?
00:38:59Are you feeling better now?
00:39:01Today he jumped in the pool to save me, and now he's comforting me?
00:39:07What?
00:39:20Christ, you know, you raccoon eyes are tragic.
00:39:24Buy a waterproof next time.
00:39:26I'll go to bed.
00:39:29Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:39:37What the hell was that?
00:39:39I almost kissed her.
00:39:41The walking disaster?
00:39:42My heart never raced like this for Felix, not even once.
00:39:56So why is it going crazy now?
00:39:59Oh, no.
00:40:00Don't tell me I'm actually calling for him.
00:40:03D is my soulmate.
00:40:05D is my soulmate.
00:40:06I'm sure of that.
00:40:08Dora?
00:40:09She's just some random woman who happened to be in my house.
00:40:12That's it.
00:40:13Hey, what are you up to?
00:40:19Hey, what are you up to?
00:40:26Confession.
00:40:27I might be into someone.
00:40:29And it's terrifying.
00:40:30Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:40:44Your pancakes are going to get cold.
00:40:52Fine.
00:40:52I guess I'll eat your bacon myself.
00:41:02Jesus, Chasel.
00:41:05Oh, my God.
00:41:07What did you do?
00:41:09An alcoholic Christmas tree?
00:41:12You are so drunk and...
00:41:16and talented.
00:41:17Wait.
00:41:38Jesus, Chasel.
00:41:39Stop.
00:41:40You're burning up.
00:41:41We need a doctor.
00:41:42Now.
00:41:42Come on.
00:41:43No doctors.
00:41:45No press.
00:41:47Are you serious right now?
00:41:50You're burning up.
00:41:53Imagine the tabloids.
00:41:5522 degree favorite takes out Iron Man Chasel.
00:41:58No, I'd rather die.
00:42:01Wow.
00:42:03Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own.
00:42:07Also, what the hell?
00:42:08Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:42:12Fuck.
00:42:13You are scarily perceptive and you're not crying.
00:42:16Fine.
00:42:18Die here.
00:42:19I'm not planning your funeral.
00:42:26She's kind of cute.
00:42:27Every rom-com has this scene.
00:42:51Girl finds the guy she's crushing on, totally defenseless, passed out in front of her.
00:42:56Now comes the million dollar question.
00:42:59What's her next move?
00:43:00Since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:43:26It's a European method.
00:43:29And it's very accurate.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:32And I'm the Pope.
00:43:39Bathroom.
00:43:41Now, unless you want me to puke on you?
00:43:43Oh, come on.
00:43:44Oh, me.
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:46Oh, here.
00:43:50Chasel.
00:43:51I brought you a new Christmas sweater that I knitted.
00:43:56Chasel?
00:43:58Are you home?
00:44:00Oh, thank God.
00:44:03You're so heavy.
00:44:06Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:44:08What?
00:44:09You want to see me naked again?
00:44:10No.
00:44:11I just, I'm worried.
00:44:13What if you fall or something?
00:44:15I'm not so weak that I need help from a woman to take my pants off.
00:44:19Unless that's, uh, unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:44:25You're shameless.
00:44:26Oh, my goodness.
00:44:28Whoa.
00:44:31Damn.
00:44:32You really went for that?
00:44:33It was an accident, I swear.
00:44:35Sure it was.
00:44:36It was.
00:44:36Oh, my God.
00:44:39Oh, my God.
00:44:44Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:44:45What am I doing here?
00:44:47After your superhero stunt, even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:44:53Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:44:55You know, I thought he hired an actress.
00:45:00Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas.
00:45:04But after seeing all this, I'm reassured.
00:45:11Oh, well, actually, we, um, aren't.
00:45:13At Inland, case closed.
00:45:16Now you see we are a real happy couple.
00:45:20So please leave.
00:45:20Your mother and father saw the pictures of you rescuing her from the pool.
00:45:26They want to see you.
00:45:28So you will bring your fiancΓ©e.
00:45:32Seven o'clock sharp.
00:45:34I can't, okay?
00:45:36I'm sick.
00:45:38I have a, uh, uh, really bad fever.
00:45:40Oh, yeah.
00:45:41Men don't get sick.
00:45:42They get dramatic.
00:45:44Take a pill and stop the theatrics.
00:45:48Be there.
00:45:49Oh, yes, dear.
00:45:54Be careful.
00:45:55Don't let these men fool you, okay?
00:45:58No, ma.
00:45:58I mean, what is a man?
00:46:01Uh, legs?
00:46:03A cock?
00:46:04And words that just float out of their mouth and disappear once they're said.
00:46:09Right.
00:46:09You let me know if Chase will bullies you, okay?
00:46:14Dude!
00:46:15Uh, come on, Grandma.
00:46:16Uh, hey.
00:46:19Uh.
00:46:21Wow.
00:46:23Your grandma's so cool.
00:46:29Nope.
00:46:30Oh.
00:46:32I can't do this.
00:46:34Your parents probably used solid gold toothpicks, and I'm going to say something stupid, and
00:46:38then they'll have me arrested for poor taste.
00:46:41Think of it like, like research.
00:46:43My family makes your villains look like amateurs.
00:46:49Okay, but where's your grandma?
00:46:52I thought she'd be here for this.
00:46:54She spends Christmas Eve at home with my grandpa.
00:46:57Dora passed away ten years ago, and it's kind of her thing.
00:47:02Oh.
00:47:02You ready?
00:47:05Okay.
00:47:06Go?
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:07You knock.
00:47:10Sorry.
00:47:18Uh.
00:47:19Mom.
00:47:21Dad.
00:47:22This is Dora.
00:47:25So nice to meet you both.
00:47:27Dinner's getting cold.
00:47:42Mmm.
00:47:45After potatoes are really good.
00:47:48Didn't make this grown up, but...
00:47:52We saw Aura at the club.
00:47:55She looked radiant.
00:47:58Such a waste you let that one get away.
00:48:01You were a perfect match.
00:48:04Mom.
00:48:05Dora is right here.
00:48:07Please, show some respect.
00:48:09It's okay.
00:48:10Respect?
00:48:12For what?
00:48:12A girl with no job who thinks she can latch on to our son and marry into this family?
00:48:17Emily, let me be clear.
00:48:21That will never happen.
00:48:27You know what?
00:48:29I am not surprised.
00:48:31This is what you two always do, isn't it?
00:48:33Jason.
00:48:34Watch your tone.
00:48:36We're stating facts.
00:48:37This family has standards.
00:48:40Your standard.
00:48:41Your standard is a bank statement.
00:48:44Ow.
00:48:44You only care about money, about status.
00:48:47I mean, have you ever even once asked what I want?
00:48:50I can't think of one time.
00:48:52Grow up, son.
00:48:54You're not a person.
00:48:55You're a franchise.
00:48:57And you're risking everything for this fucking nobody.
00:49:01Her name is Dora.
00:49:02And I'm not going to marry Aura or whoever you want.
00:49:06Okay?
00:49:06It's my life.
00:49:07I'm going to do with it what I want.
00:49:09Got it?
00:49:10Not why you parry my name.
00:49:16Maybe I don't want it.
00:49:21I'm sorry.
00:49:22Let's go.
00:49:24No.
00:49:24Okay.
00:49:32Okay, Chasel.
00:49:37Slow down.
00:49:37It's not worth getting this angry over.
00:49:39No, you're right.
00:49:39I should not have brought you here to witness this scene.
00:49:42Look, I just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that.
00:49:45They're just worried about you.
00:49:47That's all.
00:49:49Worried?
00:49:49Is that what you call calculating my net worth since I was 16?
00:49:53I don't.
00:49:53Don't you dare defend them.
00:49:57Don't you dare defend them.
00:49:58I'm not defending them.
00:49:59I'm defending you, okay?
00:50:01You shouldn't be enemies with your own parents.
00:50:04Look, you don't get it, okay?
00:50:06You never will.
00:50:06You just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything.
00:50:11You can't script real life.
00:50:14Okay, fine, fine.
00:50:15Sorry that I was trying to look out for you.
00:50:18I won't do it again.
00:50:19You can trust me on that.
00:50:21Just let me out.
00:50:22Let me out.
00:50:23Please stop the car.
00:50:24I am, I am.
00:50:25Now.
00:50:29Fine.
00:50:30Enjoy your walk.
00:50:31Oh, I will.
00:50:38Wait, what?
00:50:40Aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry?
00:50:43This isn't how it's supposed to work.
00:50:45Asshole.
00:50:49Doris?
00:50:52Damn it.
00:50:53Chasel, it wasn't her fault.
00:50:56She was just trying to help.
00:50:57You shouldn't have taken it out on her.
00:51:09Dora!
00:51:13Ian!
00:51:14She's in a damn cocktail dress in the middle of nowhere.
00:51:17How are you thinking?
00:51:18Dora, I am so glad you agreed to me.
00:51:32And I'm being totally honest when I said everything I said at the party was true.
00:51:36Your writing has soul.
00:51:38It's rare.
00:51:39Thanks.
00:51:43I really needed to hear that tonight.
00:51:45And that is why I want to invest in you.
00:51:49But not just a book.
00:51:51A whole bigger scale.
00:51:52A biography.
00:51:54A biography about Chasel Brady.
00:51:58Now, hear me out.
00:51:59Okay, look, I know he's already said no to every single producer in town.
00:52:03I get that.
00:52:04But you, Dora.
00:52:06You have the keys.
00:52:11This is it.
00:52:12The career break I've prayed for.
00:52:15But I can't betray Chasel's trust.
00:52:18Mr. Gray, thank you.
00:52:19But if he already said no, then that's the answer.
00:52:23I won't go behind his back.
00:52:27You know, I thought you'd say that.
00:52:30And hey, I get it.
00:52:31I mean, most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this.
00:52:36But you, you're not a gold digger.
00:52:39Are you, Dora?
00:52:40You're the real thing.
00:52:43Honestly, this might be the worst decision I've ever made.
00:52:48Look, I know.
00:52:48You're concerned.
00:52:50And you have every right to be.
00:52:52But the offer stands, okay?
00:52:55And if you guys ever want to tell this story the right way,
00:53:01call me.
00:53:07I will.
00:53:09Thanks.
00:53:11You're that goddamn Dora?
00:53:14Yes.
00:53:18What the hell is wrong with you?
00:53:23Do you know this woman?
00:53:24No idea.
00:53:26You cheating skank.
00:53:28What, was one superstar not enough for you?
00:53:30You don't deserve Chasel.
00:53:33Get out of his life.
00:53:38Enough.
00:53:43Dora, call me back, okay?
00:53:45I was an idiot.
00:53:46Just, please, let me know you're safe.
00:53:49Okay?
00:53:58Look.
00:53:59I was angry.
00:54:00I, I, I shouldn't have left you there.
00:54:04No.
00:54:05That's weak.
00:54:07Um.
00:54:08Ah.
00:54:10It was a bad play.
00:54:14I overreacted and won't happen again.
00:54:18Yeah, that's better.
00:54:19I like that.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:28Okay.
00:54:29You got this, Chasel.
00:54:30Thank you, again, for everything.
00:54:34Yeah, of course.
00:54:35And I meant it when I said it.
00:54:37You have more spine than anybody in this town.
00:54:41Seriously, though, if you need anything, anything at all, I would love to help.
00:54:47I appreciate it.
00:54:48Of course.
00:54:50And I will get this dry clean, return it to you.
00:54:54That you will not do because it looks way better on you and you're going to keep it.
00:54:57What?
00:54:57You're going to keep it.
00:54:58It's great.
00:54:59It's a little dry.
00:54:59Yeah, I think so.
00:55:02Chasel.
00:55:07Hi.
00:55:08I was calling you.
00:55:10Didn't you get my messages?
00:55:11My phone died.
00:55:13And Edison actually picked me up and gave me a ride home.
00:55:18After a little incident.
00:55:22Great.
00:55:22Always playing the hero.
00:55:24Yeah.
00:55:25Appreciate the assist.
00:55:27Of course.
00:55:28I'd love to.
00:55:29Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:55:32They're getting a little handsy.
00:55:34I appreciate the concern, but I've got it.
00:55:36Oh, you do?
00:55:37I know.
00:55:38I know.
00:55:38Like this.
00:55:41Excuse me?
00:55:42Okay.
00:55:43Is that yours?
00:55:43Yeah.
00:55:44Oh, that's nice.
00:55:46Wow.
00:55:46All right.
00:55:47All right.
00:55:47Well, on that note, my offer still stands.
00:55:52Thanks.
00:55:55And Dora, just remember, keep that backbone.
00:55:59Hey, Chasel.
00:56:00What is wrong with you?
00:56:12Keep your distance from Edison Gray.
00:56:15Excuse me?
00:56:16Excuse me?
00:56:16He was just helping me.
00:56:17Excuse me?
00:56:19He was just helping me.
00:56:20News flash.
00:56:21You're my fiance now.
00:56:22That means no cozying up to guys like Edison Gray, especially not where cameras can see.
00:56:26Cozying up?
00:56:27It's called basic human decency.
00:56:29Or was there a no friends clause in your contract?
00:56:31He's not some innocent fanboy, okay?
00:56:33He's a vulture with a trust fund.
00:56:35Okay.
00:56:36So this is not about the media.
00:56:38You're just jealous.
00:56:39Oh, don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
00:56:40Oh, I won't.
00:56:42Because a real man would never leave his fiance stranded in the middle of the street.
00:56:48Alone.
00:56:58Smooth.
00:57:00Apologize.
00:57:00With step one, you went straight to being a possessive fucking asshole.
00:57:14Shit.
00:57:18Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:57:21They're getting a little pansy.
00:57:24He wasn't wrong.
00:57:26I made her a target, then left her out there.
00:57:28And instead of apologizing, I acted like she betrayed me.
00:57:36A hypothetical question.
00:57:38If a guy messes up badly with a girl, what's the best way to make it right?
00:57:43Hmm?
00:57:43Hmm?
00:57:43Hmm?
00:57:44Hmm?
00:57:44Hmm?
00:57:45Hmm?
00:57:45Hmm?
00:57:46Hmm?
00:57:46Hmm?
00:57:47Hmm?
00:57:47Hmm?
00:57:48Hmm?
00:57:48Hmm?
00:57:49Hmm?
00:57:49Hmm?
00:57:50Hmm?
00:57:50Hmm?
00:57:51Hmm?
00:57:51Hmm?
00:57:52Hmm?
00:57:52Hmm?
00:57:53Hmm?
00:57:53Hmm?
00:57:54Hmm?
00:57:54Hmm?
00:57:55Hmm?
00:57:56Hmm?
00:57:59He's into someone?
00:58:00Since when?
00:58:02Start with a real apology.
00:58:04No excuses.
00:58:06Then show you listen. A thoughtful gift. A real date. Actions, not just words.
00:58:14Thanks. Good advice.
00:58:20Dora, are you awake?
00:58:24Dora, are you awake?
00:58:29No.
00:58:31Go away.
00:58:33I'm officially boycotting you.
00:58:35Look, I get it. You have every right to be pissed.
00:58:39I'm sorry. Okay, I was a jackass.
00:58:43Leaving you out there was...
00:58:45It was unforgivable.
00:58:49And I just saw the news. The wine thing? I didn't know.
00:58:57Look, you were right.
00:59:00I don't own you. And this fake engagement thing doesn't give me the right to act like I do.
00:59:04Chasel is apologizing.
00:59:11Good night.
00:59:13Oh, and, um...
00:59:15I got you an early Christmas present, so...
00:59:19I'll just leave it at the door.
00:59:20Chasel bought me a gift?
00:59:41Cheso bought me a gift?
01:00:11Christmas gifts for the writer who's going to change the world. She deserves a sweater, too.
01:00:28P.S. Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow? Not his fake fiancΓ©s, just us.
01:00:36An apology, some gifts, and asking me on a date. That's exactly what I told C to do.
01:00:53Fine. You're forgiven. And I guess my schedule's clear for tomorrow.
01:01:00Your graciousness humbles me, your highness. I'll try to be worthy.
01:01:06To anyone coming for my fiancΓ©e, the next photo you see will be a lawsuit. We're happy. Back off.
01:01:26Back off. Merry Christmas.
01:01:29Is this real? Or is it just part of the act? Is he actually falling for me?
01:01:48Cheso? Coming! Did you forget your keys again?
01:01:53Good morning. We need to talk.
01:02:00What, are you not happy to see me?
01:02:02Oh, gosh. Cheso must be suffering in this shoe box. I can smell the regret.
01:02:15Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:02:19Oh, that's the breakfast Cheso made for me.
01:02:21Now, did you need something? Or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:02:26Don't act like Cheso cooks for you. I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:02:30And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:02:34Like a little country mouse on an ounce of womanliness.
01:02:38Oh. What exactly is womanliness?
01:02:44This. Head to toe couture. Chanel on my body. Hermes on my arm.
01:02:52Well, he's not here. So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door is right there.
01:02:57I know that he's not here. I came for you.
01:03:04How much to walk away from him?
01:03:08God, the villainous offer scene. I've written this a million times. Time to improvise.
01:03:16Ten million cash. And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:03:21Ten million.
01:03:23Oh. That's not written in the story.
01:03:28Cheso, why are you carrying your own groceries? You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:03:33Ten million? That's my going rate.
01:03:37Twenty?
01:03:39Yeah, twenty. Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:03:42Twenty million? What are you two robbers?
01:03:45Can't pay? Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot then.
01:03:48I mean, you won't pay twenty for me? I mean, some love story.
01:03:53Oh, oh, oh. But, but she can afford it. This little country mouse.
01:03:58She's not buying me. She actually owns me. Now, if you don't mind, we have a date. So, you need to go.
01:04:05No.
01:04:07Bye-bye. I hope never to see you again.
01:04:11Sick sweater. Am I right?
01:04:13They're pretty sick.
01:04:14That makes you look pretty good.
01:04:15I know.
01:04:17Cheso, we need to talk.
01:04:20I, I love you!
01:04:23All right, come on.
01:04:26What movie are we seeing?
01:04:28Uh, it's a new one.
01:04:29You can tell me in the car!
01:04:31You think you're going on a date?
01:04:35Not while I'm here.
01:04:38Think people are gonna laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:04:40Maybe, but let them.
01:04:42Yeah, I don't care.
01:04:46I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:04:48Follow that car and I will triple your rate. My boyfriend's in there.
01:04:52Since when am I your driver and since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:04:56Since forever, just drive.
01:04:59Extra butter, the only way to watch a movie.
01:05:01Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stalkers, right? Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:05:09First of all, mind your own business.
01:05:12And second of all, what's up with you?
01:05:14Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse.
01:05:16No, be honest. Or it has more talent than you. I'm just, I'm just sick.
01:05:20Oh, they're gone.
01:05:21Okay.
01:05:23So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:05:29I heard girls like this movie.
01:05:31And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:05:34Excuse me.
01:05:36What the fuck are you doing?
01:05:38Oh my god, what are the odds? I love this director.
01:05:42So I ran into war outside, she insisted that we see this film.
01:05:46Yeah.
01:05:47Oh my god, I just saw a rat.
01:05:51Hey Chasel, you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:05:54Get off. You weren't invited.
01:05:56Dora was.
01:05:59Don't look at me, trouble maker.
01:06:01You know Dora, if this is too loud, we can always go back to my building.
01:06:05There's a private screening room.
01:06:07Or my place.
01:06:09It could be really good for your writing, you know?
01:06:11Can you not touch another man's fiance?
01:06:13I'm sorry, I'm trying to help her with her career, something she actually needs.
01:06:15Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:06:18This is a movie theater on our swingers park.
01:06:20Thank you. Sorry.
01:06:22Oh my god, you're Chasel Brady.
01:06:25And you're the fiance.
01:06:27No, no way.
01:06:31Oh my god.
01:06:33Huge fan.
01:06:35Okay, you guys have fun.
01:06:36Let me all get some work.
01:06:37You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:06:47You should really consider taking him up on his offer.
01:06:50Because you don't belong anywhere near Chasel's world.
01:06:56And you do?
01:06:57Of course I do.
01:06:58His parents love me.
01:07:00They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:07:04But you wouldn't understand that.
01:07:07Because you're just a gold digger whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:07:15Say whatever you want about me, but don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:07:19Aw.
01:07:20Is someone missing mommy and daddy?
01:07:29What the hell are you doing?
01:07:31Chasel, she attacked me!
01:07:32I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy!
01:07:35Oh, you liar!
01:07:36I mean, I remind everybody there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak, so we need to go now.
01:07:42Edison, take Dora out back.
01:07:44I'll handle this.
01:07:54Knock it off, Aura.
01:07:57Don't pee like that, Chasey.
01:07:59Think clearly.
01:08:01Our business.
01:08:03A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:08:08I'm the best option for you.
01:08:11I mean, don't you remember how good we were together?
01:08:19Are you okay?
01:08:21Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:08:23I do.
01:08:24I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:08:26Why do you believe me over her?
01:08:27Aren't you two friends?
01:08:28Because I've known Aura for years and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:08:32Okay, well, clearly Chasel doesn't see it.
01:08:33Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:08:34You never know what that was, okay?
01:08:36You could have been getting you out of the lying fire, okay?
01:08:38Just don't assume.
01:08:39When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:08:43You're right.
01:08:44Yeah.
01:08:46I'm gonna go see him now.
01:08:47Oh, no.
01:08:50Hey, boy.
01:08:57Dora.
01:08:58We're done, Aura.
01:09:07Stay away from both of us.
01:09:11Don't touch me.
01:09:13Aura, this isn't what you're thinking.
01:09:15Oh, isn't it?
01:09:16Since you're still clearly hung up on her, let's just throw this whole contract thing away.
01:09:20I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:09:23When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:09:27That's all I'm asking.
01:09:29The contract.
01:09:30After everything.
01:09:31You think any of this, defending you, jumping in a pool, is because of some sort of paper?
01:09:36Is that really what you believe?
01:09:38I don't know what to believe anymore, Chasel.
01:09:41But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:09:43A relationship for three?
01:09:45No thanks.
01:09:47It's time I walk away.
01:09:48I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:10:00Fake fiancee?
01:10:03Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:10:09Dora, wait.
01:10:11It wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:10:13Please just let me explain.
01:10:15Explain what?
01:10:17It's Christmas Eve.
01:10:19I thought I'd drop by.
01:10:21It is a family time, you know?
01:10:24I'll be staying over.
01:10:26What's wrong?
01:10:27You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:10:31Unless...
01:10:32Unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:10:36No!
01:10:38We're very much in love.
01:10:41Chasel?
01:10:42Dora?
01:10:43You better be telling the truth.
01:10:45Really?
01:10:46Really?
01:10:49What?
01:10:50I hope so.
01:10:51You're so cute, Grandma.
01:10:52We love you.
01:10:53You know I love you.
01:10:54You know I love you.
01:11:02Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:11:06Oh, it looks like you were holding her.
01:11:09And like you still have feelings for her.
01:11:10I don't want to see you.
01:11:11I was getting her off me and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:11:16You expect me to believe that.
01:11:18Yeah, okay.
01:11:19Please, I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:11:22I don't know.
01:11:23Hey!
01:11:24I don't want to hear it.
01:11:25That was the last time.
01:11:27I don't want to hear it.
01:11:29Okay?
01:11:30That was the last time.
01:11:32Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:11:35Are you serious?
01:11:39After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:11:42I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:11:44It's not about that.
01:11:45Understand what?
01:11:46What is it about?
01:11:51Understand.
01:11:52Stop.
01:11:54Understand that the only one I love is you.
01:12:05You what?
01:12:08I said, I love you.
01:12:12And I mean it.
01:12:15I think...
01:12:17I think I started falling for you a long time ago.
01:12:20And...
01:12:23way before I ever noticed you.
01:12:35You've been staring at me?
01:12:55Disadmiring the view.
01:12:56Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:13:06Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:13:10All right.
01:13:11Get up.
01:13:12We're going out.
01:13:13Where are we going?
01:13:15Christmas shopping.
01:13:16I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:13:21Last minute.
01:13:22I know.
01:13:23All right.
01:13:24Five more minutes.
01:13:25Okay.
01:13:27So comfy.
01:13:28I know.
01:13:31Okay.
01:13:32How about this one?
01:13:35It's perfect.
01:13:37Really?
01:13:38Yeah.
01:13:39We'll take it.
01:13:42Okay.
01:13:43I'll go change.
01:13:46Oh, my God.
01:13:47You're Chazel Brady?
01:13:49And that's Dora.
01:13:50I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:13:53You two are perfect together.
01:13:56Thanks.
01:13:57Yeah.
01:13:58I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:13:59I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:14:04I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:14:05I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:14:11I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:14:12I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:14:18Is everything okay?
01:14:20Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:14:21We can explain.
01:14:22We'll be there in 10 minutes.
01:14:23Is everything okay?
01:14:24We have to go.
01:14:25Like now.
01:14:26Okay.
01:14:27Come on.
01:14:28Okay, Chazel.
01:14:29What's wrong?
01:14:30You're making me nervous.
01:14:31Our fight at the cinema?
01:14:32Someone recorded it.
01:14:33The entire thing.
01:14:34What?
01:14:35It's everywhere, Dora.
01:14:36Online.
01:14:37Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:14:38Okay?
01:14:39We can explain.
01:14:40We'll be there in 10 minutes.
01:14:41Is everything okay?
01:14:42We have to go.
01:14:43Like now.
01:14:44Okay.
01:14:45Come on.
01:14:46Okay, Chazel.
01:14:47What's wrong?
01:14:48You're making me nervous.
01:14:49Our fight?
01:14:50At the cinema?
01:14:51Someone recorded it.
01:14:52The entire thing.
01:14:53What?
01:14:54It's everywhere, Dora.
01:14:55Online.
01:14:56Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:14:58Dad?
01:14:59What the hell was that, Chazel?
01:15:00Are you lying about this engagement?
01:15:01My phone is blowing up.
01:15:02The sponsors are saying you're a liar.
01:15:03They're threatening to pull out.
01:15:04I will handle the sponsors.
01:15:05You better.
01:15:06But Dora is my fiancΓ©e.
01:15:07And that won't change.
01:15:08Chazel, this is all my fault.
01:15:09If I hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and me,
01:15:11I wouldn't do that.
01:15:12I wouldn't do that.
01:15:13I wouldn't do that.
01:15:14I wouldn't do that.
01:15:15I wouldn't do that.
01:15:16I wouldn't do that.
01:15:17I wouldn't do that.
01:15:18I wouldn't do that.
01:15:19I wouldn't do that.
01:15:20I wouldn't do that.
01:15:21If I hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and Ora,
01:15:23if I hadn't just started this fight to begin with,
01:15:26there would be nothing to record.
01:15:27Hey, hey, stop that.
01:15:28Okay, this is not your fault.
01:15:30And believe me, I'll handle everything.
01:15:32I just need to go to the stadium,
01:15:35deal with the press, the team.
01:15:37Hey, can you just talk to Grandma,
01:15:39explain what's happening?
01:15:40Of course.
01:15:43We're gonna get through this.
01:15:45I promise.
01:15:47No matter what, I'm with you.
01:15:51I'm telling you, Chasel, it's the only way.
01:15:57You released a statement saying you've broken up with Dora
01:16:01and she was too emotional to say things she didn't mean.
01:16:05It's clean.
01:16:07Are you telling me to be a coward, lie to the entire world,
01:16:11and blame everything on the woman I love?
01:16:13All right, then what's your play?
01:16:15The sponsors are ready to walk.
01:16:18The best play would be to marry me.
01:16:22What?
01:16:24You.
01:16:25I knew it.
01:16:26You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:16:28I'm just trying to help the truth find the light.
01:16:31Seriously?
01:16:33So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:16:39I'm sorry, Grandma Brady.
01:16:41This is all my fault.
01:16:43Nonsense.
01:16:44This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend
01:16:48and a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:16:52Listen, I've known my grandson his entire life.
01:16:58And he has never, not even once, let another woman stay overnight in his home.
01:17:06The fact that you're here now shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:17:12But his parents...
01:17:14Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy.
01:17:18I'll take care of them.
01:17:20Chasel is head over heels in love with you.
01:17:25Face it, Chasel. I'm your only option.
01:17:34You think you can corner me into marrying you?
01:17:37There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:17:39I don't respond to threats.
01:17:42Because I told you we're done.
01:17:45The only woman I love and that I will marry is Dora.
01:17:50And as for what you did, my lawyer will be in touch.
01:17:59Un-fucking-believable.
01:18:02Dora!
01:18:04I'm home.
01:18:06We need to talk.
01:18:07She's gone, Chasel.
01:18:10What do you mean she's gone?
01:18:11Where did she go?
01:18:13Gone.
01:18:15Gone? Gone?
01:18:20I don't understand.
01:18:22Why leave when you clearly love each other?
01:18:25Don't you trust Chasel?
01:18:28Oh, yes.
01:18:29I trust him.
01:18:33And that's exactly why I can't stay and become his weakness.
01:18:38But don't worry.
01:18:40In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:18:42And I need to write my next chapter.
01:18:44You know my fans are waiting.
01:18:46And come here.
01:18:48I love you.
01:18:51You made the right choice in investing in Chasel Brady.
01:18:54Alright.
01:18:59No!
01:19:00I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:19:03And by yourself!
01:19:04You seem to forget I'm the best player in football history.
01:19:07They still count on me to win after Christmas break, okay?
01:19:11Alright.
01:19:12Crisis averted.
01:19:14What's your next move?
01:19:17Go see about a girl.
01:19:23Dora.
01:19:25This.
01:19:27This!
01:19:28I cannot believe in a million years that you actually wrote your story.
01:19:32It's amazing.
01:19:34Thanks.
01:19:35First time for everything, I guess.
01:19:38I think this all just taught me to finally be honest with myself.
01:19:44You know what?
01:19:45I changed my mind.
01:19:46I did.
01:19:47I changed my mind.
01:19:48I want to invest in this story.
01:19:50Screw Chasel's autobiography.
01:19:52Dora, do you realize that once people read this, no one's gonna care about that video anyway.
01:19:59Okay.
01:20:00Well, let me just publish a few chapters first.
01:20:04My fans have been waiting forever.
01:20:05Oh, I'm sure.
01:20:07Okay.
01:20:10Yes, there it is.
01:20:11Wow.
01:20:13Good job.
01:20:14Thanks.
01:20:15I hope they like it.
01:20:17They're gonna love it.
01:20:18I messed up.
01:20:19I know the whole world saw us fighting.
01:20:20But I swear.
01:20:21Our relationship is real.
01:20:22Dora is my fiancee.
01:20:23The only woman I love.
01:20:24Dora, if you see this, I'm sorry.
01:20:25This story...
01:20:26This story is me and Dora, if that means...
01:20:27Dora is D?
01:20:28Dora is D?
01:20:29Oh.
01:20:30Oh.
01:20:31Oh.
01:20:32Oh.
01:20:33Oh.
01:20:34Oh.
01:20:35Dora, if you see this, I'm sorry.
01:20:42This story...
01:20:44This story is me and Dora, if that means...
01:20:48Dora is D?
01:20:50Dora...
01:20:50Oh, I didn't...
01:21:08Tracer, how did you...
01:21:10You just told me yourself.
01:21:17You know, I love the new story, by the way.
01:21:20Our
01:21:22Story
01:21:24So you're
01:21:28C
01:21:30Thank you for your advice before
01:21:34It definitely helped
01:21:36But uh
01:21:38This time
01:21:40I think I'm gonna do things my way
01:21:42Dora Swift
01:21:52I have fallen for you
01:21:54Irrevocably
01:21:56Completely
01:21:58Will you marry me
01:22:02Is that a yes?
01:22:04Oh my god
01:22:06Thank you
01:22:10Come here
01:22:12You
01:22:14Are the best Christmas gift
01:22:16I've ever received
01:22:18I mean that
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