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00:00lunch well I mean do you go out is there um is there a canteen or well is is
00:07there a Pret nearby not even a Pret um no no no Jamie um no I'm not nervous I
00:19just I died it's a new job well I mean you're you're used to that place for me
00:25it's well it's not new exactly but it's um well it's newish I'm totally fine yeah
00:34yeah oh um there is one other thing I wanted to ask um should I take any
00:41precautions or well I don't know I mean it's a prison so I suppose I'm just
00:47asking how safe is it
01:03yeah I'll take these okay do you want to wear them out I can bin these if you want
01:10no no I'm um going on a date later tonight so right in these yeah no um um bin those
01:20is it the same girl I met yeah yeah Jess she's nice
01:40wow emotional I mean I'm tearing up what is it two months now it's long term for you innit
01:45oh god look at him he's doing his shit oh god I love that expression look at it like a concentration
01:52how'd you get that one Lou
01:59oh yeah that's where the knife came out oh bloody hell
02:06it's a father and son owed him money I remember waking up in this empty industrial kitchen I saw
02:12him and then I had the sound of the knife sharpening oh my god fuck daddy says right where do you want
02:17to get stabbed I'm like well no fucking where and then he swings a knife like that and he says I said
02:21where do you want to get fucking stabbed I said well my leg what you said the leg then he just
02:27fucking yeah he shoved it right up to the handle no it weren't too bad at first I looked down I thought
02:31felt like getting punched but then the son he runs over and he kicks oh Jesus I like screamed
02:36my guts out they start panicking they're shouting they're gonna cut my throat if I don't stop
02:41I can't I physically cannot stop screaming right and yeah like my face is saying yeah I know I'm sorry
02:46it's mad then it but but my mouth is like
02:48then they dump me on some estate pass out and I wake up crawl and pass out wake up crawl and then
02:58one time I wake up and I'm in hospital don't know how you're still here oh he's a reason I'm still
03:04here little man do you want to look at his poo absolutely yeah does it scare you being a dad
03:18I'm three years clean Dan no no I don't mean that I mean you know our upbringing
03:24now why I see every generation gets its chance to change you know me and you we're ours
03:32hmm can I ask you something mm-hmm why'd you get a fucking job in prison well it's just a job
03:41because me no that dad no fuck no no god no not seen for 25 years if it was another 25 that's
03:53I'd still be too soon
03:54and why well I don't know
04:05do you think I'd be a good dad you yeah you'd be a great dad why just wondering
04:14that is not a good idea no I can just widen the um the toe cap see there's there's like a steel bit
04:40yeah I'm just gonna try and widen
04:46Dan Dan that is gonna go horribly wrong
04:50oh fuck
04:52oh I think I've bent the cap fuck
04:55feels like there's a blade in there
04:58oh
04:58okay this would really reflect very well on you right now if you resisted the temptation
05:03to say I told you so yeah hmm
05:08hello
05:09stop what that I need to finish this yeah but if you give me sex then the prisoners might respect me
05:15oh I think your um bladey toe cap boots will achieve that don't you yeah
05:20you're gonna go into the office today
05:27uh yeah yeah I am in the morning um and then I'm I'm going to the IVF clinic
05:33oh right okay
05:36Dan I did tell you
05:40no I know I know you did
05:42like on our first date it was it was quite up front
05:44yeah you were no I know you were you were I just thought
05:50so who's the dad
05:52donor not dad never met him
05:56he's um he's mid-twenties got dark hair athletic apparently
06:01oh an athlete oh nice
06:04you're jealous of a man I've literally never met
06:06yeah still I feel like if I ever met him I'd have to
06:09beat the living shit out of him
06:12hey
06:15so what about like me
06:20as the donor
06:23I could be a dad no it's something that I've thought about a lot
06:27we've known each other for eight weeks
06:29well I've thought about it lots ever since you first mentioned it
06:31I feel like maybe now
06:33maybe now
06:34well I don't know
06:35some woman you've slept with six times is trying to have a baby
06:38you decided she's the one
06:39no not not the one oh not the one just a one a one with a reproductive system
06:44is this because your brother's had a baby
06:46no it's I just
06:47can't we just take some time to think about it
06:50no
06:51no the embryo is at blastocyst
06:54it's ready to go in today
06:55what time's your appointment
06:56it's at 3.15
06:58okay
06:58call on sick
07:00stay here
07:01think about it
07:02and if we both think it's worth a go
07:03then we can go to the appointment together
07:05this is not a fucking game
07:05no I'm not
07:05no
07:05okay Jess honestly
07:07ever since you first told me about it
07:08I haven't been able to think about anything else
07:10and I have wanted to mention it
07:12I just didn't know
07:12I didn't know that it was
07:15coming up this quick
07:16I just know that you're going to make an amazing mum
07:19so maybe we could do it together
07:23try it together
07:24and if we don't work out
07:27you can just sue me for child support
07:29oh see I don't need to sue you for child support
07:31do I
07:31that's just joking
07:32I mean literally five times your salary
07:33yeah okay
07:34yeah
07:35can I get a little break at lunch today at 12
07:38call you then
07:41you'll call me
07:45mm-hmm
07:46yep
07:46midday
07:48I'll call
07:48I'll call
07:51me
07:52I'll call
07:52me
07:55I'll call
08:04me
08:05I'll call
08:05ина
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08:1724
08:1725
08:17I clipped
08:18No.
08:19No.
08:20No.
08:21No.
08:22No .
08:23No.
08:24No.
08:25No.
08:26No.
08:27No.
08:28No.
08:29No.
08:30No.
08:31I don't know if that comes down here.
08:33Yeah, yeah...
08:34Yeah, yeah.
08:35I won't go ahead.
08:36I'm talking about half an hour from here.
08:39I see someone at the end of the bathroom.
08:41Hi.
08:44I know it doesn't matter.
08:46It's right here.
08:47Um, sorry.
09:16I, um, I have to make quite an important call today at 12.
09:20Well, you're down to finish at 1.45.
09:23Okay, right, I can't do my phone in.
09:25What, in there?
09:27In that prison?
09:30Can I come back here?
09:31I'd have to sign you out and back in again.
09:33Look, ask your duty officer during your break.
09:35Maybe they can arrange an escort back.
09:37It is quite an important call.
09:38Ask your duty officer, okay?
09:46I did leave my phone in the locker, didn't I?
09:55I don't know.
09:57Did you leave your phone in your locker?
10:00Yeah.
10:01Yeah.
10:02Yeah.
10:02Good, I did.
10:03You don't want to mess around with that.
10:05Phone part steer is automatic prosecution.
10:07Automatic?
10:09Yeah.
10:09No, I did, I did, I put it in.
10:13I, I put it in.
10:15I've got to check.
10:22Yeah, yes, yes, it was.
10:24Let's go.
10:36Okay.
10:41Okay.
10:46Okay.
10:48Yeah.
10:49Okay.
10:50Okay.
10:51Okay.
11:53What the fuck do you think you're going to do with them?
12:01What are you doing here?
12:06These are men.
12:08They won't get you, boy.
12:11These are fucking men.
12:13Men.
12:16Dad?
12:18Hey.
12:20You coming in or what?
12:21Yeah.
12:21Are you okay?
12:29Yeah, yeah.
12:30Just new shoes.
12:31Oh, you poor love.
12:33Oh, fuck off.
12:34Jamie, it hurts.
12:35So, first day.
12:39Yeah.
12:40It's going to be fine.
12:41I think I'm really going to respond to you.
12:42Now, I don't know how many there'll be.
12:44It could be four.
12:45It could be 14.
12:46It depends what's happening on the landings.
12:48But I looked over your lesson plan, and I think it's really good.
12:50Cool.
12:50I took the liberty of drugging and visual aids up here for two years.
12:57No.
12:57No, I don't want to change it, Jamie.
13:00Make it easier.
13:02These men, I want them to get me.
13:04These men, I want them to get me.
13:35Um, maybe you could introduce yourselves as you enter.
13:38Hey, I'm Malik.
13:39Marker?
13:40No.
13:41I already came in, boss.
13:42I go out and come back in again.
13:44What are we doing?
13:45I'm introducing ourselves as we enter.
13:50Hey, where are you going?
13:51You need to go out and come back in again, boss.
13:53Sorry, no, that's not what I am.
13:54Once they're in, please keep them in, please.
13:56Okay.
13:57Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
13:59Junior.
14:00Come on, run shop in there, yeah?
14:01No more circus tricks, please.
14:05Um...
14:10So, do we just start or...
14:20Okay, I, um, would like to begin with a problem that's been around for a very long time.
14:34Um, what makes you, you?
14:37Is the you from ten years ago, the same you that sits in this room now?
14:43No, because he ate in fucking prison.
14:45Um, traditionally there are two schools of thought on this.
14:49There's the Cartesians.
14:51Um, Cartesian just means...
14:53I mean, actually, don't worry about what Cartesian means.
14:58It just means...
15:00Um...
15:01Of the philosopher Descartes.
15:05René Descartes, 1596.
15:09It's soul.
15:10Um, the first answer to what makes you, you is your soul.
15:15But that is not a...
15:16It's not a very satisfactory answer.
15:18Answer, um, what is a soul?
15:21Do we even really have a soul?
15:24I do.
15:26And so the other answer...
15:27I've got a soul.
15:28...is matter.
15:29How else would I have a relationship with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?
15:34Body.
15:34It's your material.
15:36And that is called materialism.
15:39Um, but bodies change.
15:42You know, your cells replace entirely every eight years.
15:45And so materialism's no good either, right?
15:47But then, um, Locke comes along, and John, John Locke, John Locke, and his key insight was memory.
15:54Your memory connects...
15:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:59That's not right.
16:00Excuse me?
16:01That is not what Locke said.
16:03John Locke was talking about consciousness.
16:05No fucking memory.
16:07Which is a total load of bollocks, if you ask me.
16:10So, say ten years ago I stabbed someone, right?
16:13And I've got a shitty brief, and I've got a 14th stretch.
16:15Well, according to Locke, the only reason this current me is in prison is because of some ephemeral thing called consciousness,
16:22which may or may not exist.
16:24Well, how is that any different from the Cartesian shacunt?
16:27Fuck you, Locke.
16:29I'll take materialism all day.
16:31Hmm?
16:32Materialism's real.
16:34Materialism earns me my sentence.
16:36That's if I stabbed someone ten years ago.
16:40Which I did.
16:42I'd like us to use this as a talking stick.
16:45A talking stick is...
16:47You know what, a fucking talking stick is...
16:49See, I think we should be looking at Rousseau, right?
16:52Rousseau tears a lock and you arsehole and stuff.
16:55Have you read the social contract, that first line?
16:58Man is born free, yet everywhere he's in chains.
17:01Now, that's a fucking subject.
17:02None of this fucking Lockean self-wank over who am I, bollocks.
17:07I mean, grow the fuck up, man.
17:09Okay.
17:10Um...
17:11Oh, here we go.
17:15Do you want to talk about freedom?
17:16Yeah.
17:20Ah, ha, ha.
17:22The Odyssey.
17:23Now, there's our story, boys.
17:26So, Odysseus has to cross the Strait of Messina.
17:31But on the rocks live the sirens, terrifying half-bird creatures who sing a song so beautiful
17:39that any man who hears it becomes instantly drunk with love and swims to them, where the
17:45sirens feast on his flesh.
17:47The sirens are crack.
17:49They even live on rocks.
17:51To cross, Odysseus orders his men to put wax in their ears, and he gets them to tie him
17:57to the mast so that he can say when it's safe.
17:59They set sail.
18:01Odysseus hears the song, and it reaches into his heart.
18:06He begs to be untied.
18:09But the crew carry on.
18:10All except one man who sees the longing in Odysseus and aches to know what it feels like.
18:21The man takes his wax out, jumps overboard, and is devoured alive.
18:26So, there's the men with wax in their ears, there's Odysseus, and there's the man who jumped.
18:35Who is the most free?
18:37The men with wax in their ears.
18:47Why?
18:50Because they just got on with it.
18:53It's like us, right?
18:55I've got freedoms that people on the out haven't.
18:58Do you have to pay your bills?
18:59Do you have to go shopping?
19:01Do you need to have to find a dentist?
19:03I'm totally free of choice.
19:04But doesn't your lack of choice mean that you're not free?
19:08Two weeks ago there was a lockdown.
19:1023 hours a day bang up.
19:11One hour search.
19:13Know what I did with my hour?
19:15Stayed in me pad, sat in me bunk, and read.
19:18It's good.
19:19That's depressing, man.
19:21I'm not like yous, always clowning around.
19:23I focus...
19:23You focus on what?
19:25The jizz crust clinging to your wall?
19:27I focus on my daughter.
19:32I focus on being a dad.
19:38Every day I write her a letter.
19:40One letter.
19:41Every single day.
19:43I want her to know that she's got a dad that loves her.
19:46Yeah, that's nice, Wallace, but...
19:48If you've got to engage, man, freedom isn't hiding.
19:52Okay, so...
19:53Junior, right?
19:55Who do you think is the most free?
19:57Well, Odysseus.
19:58He's a king.
20:00You know, people have no choice but to do what he says.
20:03Yeah?
20:03Them men with the wax in their ears, they're just foot soldiers.
20:07You have to rise and excel.
20:09I agree with that.
20:10Life's about being something.
20:12I'm not waiting.
20:12You're not even a dad.
20:13You don't know what life's about.
20:15Yet.
20:16I'm not a dad.
20:17Yet.
20:1821 weeks come.
20:19My son.
20:24Huh?
20:24I do know what life's about.
20:26Junior borrowed me some of his business books.
20:28Fucking amazing.
20:30I'm going to provide for my boy.
20:32Free your mind.
20:33Free your circumstance.
20:35Then, free the cash.
20:38Alec, though, that fetus is on the outside and you're in here.
20:40For now, my brief says I've got a very good chance of overturning sentencing.
20:44I'll tell you all right now.
20:46I'll be holding my boy as he takes his first breath and right there and then...
20:49I'm going to write him a cheque for 10 million pounds to be cashed on his 10th birthday.
20:55You haven't got a cheque, Bob?
20:57A fucking postal order, then?
20:59One could look at it from a neuroscientific perspective.
21:03You know, quantum mechanics.
21:05Zach, who do you think is most free?
21:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on.
21:08I've got the talking fucking bag.
21:09Sorry.
21:10Zach.
21:11Easy.
21:12It's the man what jumped.
21:13Yeah, but he was under a spell, Zach.
21:15Yeah, which he chose to give in to.
21:17See, all the rest of people got wax in their ears or they're tied to their sticks.
21:20Yeah, you think that's freedom?
21:21Nah.
21:22The jumper takes one look at the beautiful bird women and he says, fuck the consequence.
21:26I want that.
21:28So in that moment, he is free.
21:30It's no wonder you're in a cell.
21:31You're in a fucking cell as well, Wallace.
21:33You ain't better than me.
21:35He can't even decide what his addiction is.
21:37What is this?
21:37Nah?
21:38The crack?
21:39Or women?
21:40It's cracks of women.
21:41I'm doing a five-year remote learning course on environmental construction.
21:50Environmental construction.
21:53Me little girl.
21:55She did a paper for exams all about how to build in sustainable ways.
21:59Got the paper up on me wall.
22:02Proper little environmentalist she is.
22:04When I get out, I'm going to help her.
22:08You won't believe the things you can do with straw these days.
22:11You.
22:13You chat about loving rock.
22:15Hmm?
22:15About loving pussy.
22:16Yeah.
22:17That's now compared to the love that a dad has for his daughter.
22:21Yeah, man.
22:22We all got fucking doors.
22:24Fatherhood.
22:26That's real freedom.
22:27But it's no fucking joke.
22:35Can you go into Tesco's and get a meal deal?
22:38Well, you don't exactly need Bitcoin to spend three pound on me.
22:41How do you know you've really got it, then?
22:44How do you know you've got the money in your account right now?
22:46It's all digital.
22:46Yeah, but how do you do it with Bitcoin, then?
22:48It's not all about Bitcoin.
22:50Now, how long is this break going to last?
22:51You've got a fake Ethereum.
22:52Now, as long as you've got multiple accounts.
22:55No dis-stuff can get you to Rolex in the next six months.
22:58Guaranteed.
22:59Where's your Rolex, then?
23:00Just waiting for me on the other side of Endeavor.
23:02Christ.
23:03I think I just threw up my mouth.
23:05I'm going to have to sit tight.
23:06There's been an incident.
23:07Well, uh, sorry, what kind of incident?
23:09Some idiot got served as divorce papers, so he's jumped on the net.
23:12We've got to wait for the tornado team.
23:13Okay, but I have to make a phone call.
23:17Oh, wow.
23:18Well, why didn't you say?
23:19An idiot on the net shuts us down.
23:23Look, I'm sorry, it's really important.
23:29Right here.
23:38So what's it for?
23:40Philosophy.
23:41Oh, um, well, philosophy is ancient Greek.
23:45No, but what can you do with it?
23:46What job do you have?
23:46Well, this one.
23:55So, who do you think is most free in the siren story?
23:59None of them.
24:00That's why it's called freedom.
24:02I mean, an idiot would believe in freedom.
24:08Well, are you coming?
24:10Yes.
24:10Make this quick, yeah?
24:35The tornado team gets antsy, you won't be able to get back in.
24:37I'm not.
24:38I'm not.
24:48I'm not.
24:50No.
24:50Oh.
25:00Oh.
25:01Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:03What are you doing?
25:29Sorry, the switch was on.
25:32We've just called through. They're closing the landing.
25:35You have to get back in there now.
25:48Hi, it's Jess. Leave a message.
25:50Hey, Jess. It's me. It's Dan.
25:53Look, I'm sorry that I didn't get to call.
25:55Earlier there was someone on the net.
25:59Look, I've got to go back in now.
26:01But, um, don't do it.
26:05The implantation.
26:06Please, call them up and cancel it and do it with me instead.
26:09Okay?
26:10I'll meet you there at 3.15 and I'll do tests
26:13and we can start the process together.
26:17Okay, I know this sounds mad,
26:20but I...
26:21I don't know. I mean this. I'm serious about it.
26:26Okay.
26:26Come on, come on, come on. Come on. What are you doing?
26:46Sorry, I don't have to do this thing.
26:56Yeah.
26:57Oh, you came back.
27:24Round two, here we go.
27:27I'm going to wipe the water again.
27:41Zeus wanted to punish Epimetheus for giving fire to humans.
27:50So, he gave a beautiful box to his wife, Pandora.
27:54She opened it, and seven evils flew out.
27:59Hatred, shame, greed, boredom, laziness, delusion, and pain.
28:07But then a voice inside called out.
28:12Pandora opened it once again, and hope flew out.
28:19If you could put one evil back in the box, what would it be?
28:29Hope.
28:30Now, fuck the evils.
28:31Put hope back in the box.
28:33Yeah, put it in right now.
28:36You all right, Manny?
28:37Just called my brief.
28:43I lost my right to appeal.
28:45What?
28:46How?
28:48They didn't submit the paperwork on time.
28:50But the date I had to be and buy was 8-5-25.
28:54Eighth of May.
28:55But here, what?
28:55Her new assistant's American?
28:57These pricks read dates backwards or something.
29:00What's 8-5-25 in America now?
29:02Eighth of August.
29:03Too late.
29:04The appeal's dead.
29:06What?
29:06That's just it?
29:07It's gone, Dan.
29:10That's not fair.
29:11Yeah, we are the draw.
29:12Stan, that shit is standard.
29:14I had like 12 minutes with my brief before we go in, yeah?
29:17He says my name wrong three times.
29:18Maybe we're at the wrong courtroom.
29:19I feel like I just want to fucking kill someone, you know?
29:24I just want to fucking beat someone's fucking fucking face in.
29:27Last year, I had a parole year in, and I'd done everything right.
29:38So in every programme, kept my enhanced, the whole stretch, model con, I was.
29:43It took six minutes.
29:46No.
29:46So I went on hunger strike.
29:51My hope was dead.
29:53See?
29:54Then, after a couple of days, two kids on my landing, they noticed I hadn't eaten.
30:01They brought a plate to my door.
30:04And I started hoping again.
30:06There's too many decent people around to not hope.
30:11Alec.
30:12You're still going to be a dad, okay?
30:13I can't take that from you.
30:14You're still going to be a dad?
30:15They didn't fucking take you from me.
30:22Sanitised.
30:24You've sanitised it.
30:27It reeks of Dettotan, and you know it.
30:29That is not the myth of Pandora.
30:31I'm not sure this is our time.
30:32The earliest most accepted version of the myth of Pandora is found in Hesseoid,
30:36who tells us it's Prometheus who steals fire.
30:39Not Epimetheus.
30:40Look, I really...
30:41And it's not what Pandora releases that's a punishment.
30:44It's Pandora herself.
30:45Pandora is the first woman fashioned of clay by the gods.
30:49Clay is actually a very sustainable build material.
30:51What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
30:52What Dan so assiduously omits is that Pandora is made of the self-same clay that the jar is made of.
30:58What jar?
30:59The jar with the spirits in.
31:00You said they were in a box.
31:01Where they fuck in a box?
31:02Right, well, no.
31:03Box is a mistranslation, but people commonly refer to it as...
31:06What, as if it's a jar?
31:08Just say it's a jar.
31:09The vessel doesn't matter, Junior.
31:10It's what's inside the cabinet.
31:11Only the vessel does matter, though, doesn't it, Dan?
31:13Because a jar is made of clay, and a box is not.
31:16Very low on carbon emissions as well, clear.
31:20Chance is conquered.
31:20It ain't that kind of clay, Wally.
31:23Dan is deliberately choosing to sell us the false version.
31:25False.
31:26Right, right.
31:27Why am I doing that, Keith?
31:28Because of what the myth is really saying.
31:30The jar and Pandora are one and the same.
31:33Ergo, it says, woman is the cause of all man's ills.
31:36Okay, you think I'm scared to debate women with you?
31:38I think you've been inoculated by the moors of the current political climb, and all due respect, I think you're a coward.
31:44You don't know anything about me.
31:46Your fucking hair tells me all I need to know about you, Bill.
31:49Okay, all right.
31:50So, you think that women are responsible for the ills of society?
31:53Well, take a look at these boys here.
31:55Hmm?
31:55Do you think any of them's inside because they went on some level trying to impress a girl?
32:01That cunt there wants to kill.
32:04Did you not get the memo, Daniel?
32:06We're all toxic.
32:08We're a gender in retreat, and we in here, the most menish of men, we're the sharp end.
32:14Our relevance evaporating whilst we shank each other in the showers.
32:17And you want to come here and start talking about spirits and ghosties?
32:20I mean, you're wanking while Rome burns, man.
32:22You're fucking killing us.
32:23What, me personally, or...?
32:24Well, I don't blame women.
32:25They're taking what's theirs.
32:29It's the likes of you.
32:33With your oat milks, and your moisturised elbows, waxing your arseholes, keeping your balls all nice and shiny.
32:41You deny your masculinity.
32:43You're terrified of it.
32:44Tell me, Dan, do you cover your eyes when you take a piss?
32:46Look, okay, all right, look, Keith, have I said something to upset you?
32:50You are rippling with shame, man.
32:53Appalled by the undeniable hardwired instinct deep within your soul that just want you to roll around in a big pile of fucking titties.
32:59Now we are talking!
33:01Okay, you want to talk about women?
33:02Okay.
33:03In ancient Greece, women couldn't vote, they couldn't own land, they couldn't inherit, they could legally be murdered for infidelity.
33:08And then that society has the gall to create a myth blaming them for all the world's ills.
33:11And that society is where ours comes from.
33:13So, yeah, Keith, undoing that, I'm all for it.
33:15Oh, lovely, Daniel, what a wonderful human being you are.
33:18I mean, give the man a pickle.
33:19Turns out he's an expert on Greek society, yet he can't remember that a box is a fucking jar.
33:24You wanted a debate about women?
33:25No, no, no, no, you did.
33:28You're the one who brought in Pandora, you brought in the sirens.
33:31What are you trying to force on us here?
33:34The future has a vaginal tint, we should all go and fucking kill ourselves, is that it?
33:38Because that's all I hear these days.
33:40Don't be you.
33:43Don't be you, don't be you, just...
33:45Don't be you.
33:46Don't be you.
33:48Well, what the fuck should I be?
33:51Eh?
33:55Women have got us on the ropes, and good luck to them, they deserve it.
33:58But you see, when I get a baton, I punch back.
34:02Excellent installation properties as well, Clay, excellent, of course...
34:04This ain't about your fucking daughter, Wallace!
34:07Aye, it is.
34:08He's talking shit about women.
34:10What the fuck do you think my little girl's going to grow into?
34:12Grow into?
34:13She's already a grown-ass woman.
34:15That's what she already is.
34:16She's already a grown-ass woman.
34:18We all know that.
34:19Little girl.
34:20She hasn't been a little girl in years.
34:21We've all seen the essay up on your wall, yeah?
34:23It's been up there for donkeys.
34:25A tatty fucking thing it is, yeah?
34:27You write every day, big man, yeah?
34:29He's writing to his little girl.
34:30Okay.
34:31You write it, she don't read it.
34:33Not once has she sent you anything back.
34:35What is she, like, 25 now, 28?
34:37She wrote that for her fucking GCSEs, Wallace.
34:40She's forgot about that crap now.
34:42Just like she forgot about you, rotten ear.
34:45Dead to her.
34:52What?
34:53Don't you fucking dare!
34:54Ah!
34:56Oh!
34:56Fuckin' hell, man!
34:58Fuckin'!
34:58Fuckin'!
34:58Fuck!
34:59Ah!
35:00Ooh!
35:00Your boot's leaking, boss.
35:02Oh!
35:03Is that blood?
35:05Is that blood?
35:05Is that blood?
35:06It's your blood, Daniel.
35:07Shh!
35:12He ripped off a toenail.
35:14Are you serious?
35:15Yeah.
35:16I can see the bone.
35:18Ooh, you're gonna need stitches.
35:19Oh, my God.
35:21Hmm?
35:21Okay, look, I, um, I need to be somewhere.
35:26A and E's where you need to go.
35:28All right, the circus is over.
35:30Come on, the rest of you.
35:31You're back to yourselves.
35:33Well, I have to show you, I really enjoyed that.
35:35Same time next week.
35:37All right.
35:38Box is another word for fanny.
35:42Pandora's fanny.
35:43Nobody mentioned it, but that could play into the whole female thing.
35:47Come on, let's see, Sam, yeah?
35:49What's the right answer?
35:51Which one of the spirits go back in the box?
35:54Come on.
35:54There isn't a right answer.
35:58Then what's the point in asking a fucking question?
36:14I do, I do really need to be somewhere.
36:16You need stitches.
36:17I'm checking you out, then.
36:18We're taking you to A and E.
36:19Can I just patch it up?
36:21No, I cannot just patch it up.
36:24All right, hang on a minute.
36:25I'll wait.
36:25Just, just, just hold on.
36:27I, um...
36:28Okay.
36:31I need to be at an IVF clinic.
36:35It's the Donate Semen, I think.
36:37You think?
36:38Yeah.
36:40It's, it, it's complicated.
36:42I need, I need to make a phone call, and then, I, I don't know, I fucking know, I don't know.
36:50I'll tell you what.
36:52I'll take you to your phone, you make the call.
36:54Hmm?
36:55If you need to be at the clinic, I'll take you there.
36:57Once you've hung it out, then I'll take you to A and E.
37:00Then a psychiatrist.
37:02Then a fucking life coach or something, I don't know.
37:04I don't know.
37:34What's up?
37:56Dad, daddy, dad!
37:58Ah, thanks, Jamie.
38:04Sam?
38:07Jess.
38:08Hey.
38:09I'm, I'm, I'm really sorry that we, that we didn't get to speak.
38:13It's, um...
38:15It's been a bit mad, to be honest.
38:17It's okay.
38:18No, honestly, Jess, I'm...
38:20I'm really sorry.
38:22It's okay, really?
38:22No, it's, it's not, that's, that's not what I'm apologising for.
38:27I, um...
38:29I don't think that can be a dad.
38:36Sorry.
38:37I'm not ready.
38:38You're not ready?
38:40Yeah.
38:41Um...
38:43Jess?
38:48But you left the message.
38:51You said to cancel the implantation.
38:54You know they don't just put it back in the freezer, right?
38:56You know, cancelling is, is destroying.
38:57Yeah, look, um...
39:02Jess, I'm so sorry, I really haven't meant to mess you around here.
39:04I, I just think, I think that, um...
39:07I think that maybe you're right, maybe, you know, maybe it's got something to do with my brother or, or something like that, you know?
39:13Um, yeah.
39:20Jess, I'm so sorry.
39:23Fucking sorry.
39:25I had the implantation.
39:32What?
39:33Yeah, there was a cancellation.
39:35They called and said if I was in by 10, I could have the slot.
39:37It was all done and dusted by 10.20.
39:46Sorry, it's in there now.
39:48The athletes.
39:49It's not his, Dan, it's mine.
39:55Can I just ask, why didn't you want me?
40:02It's not that I don't want you.
40:05It's that I don't need you.
40:06It's not that I don't need you.
40:33You coming?
40:34Hey, you bleed in my fucking car and I'm cutting open the other foot.
40:41You hear me?
40:54Thanks for being with me here today.
40:56I really appreciate you doing this.
40:58It's alright.
40:59I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone.
41:01That's very kind.
41:03No, no, I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone. I'm not allowed to.
41:07You bled in the prison. I was the officer on scene. It's my name on the accident report.
41:19Sorry you're not going to be a dad.
41:26Yeah, probably for the best.
41:28My dad was a nightmare. I probably shouldn't pass that on.
41:31Nightmare how?
41:32A lot of time in prison for one.
41:35Really?
41:36Mmm.
41:37So how come you're like this?
41:41A fucking philosopher, Dan?
41:44Well, my mum left him when I was nine. She remarried. And I got away from him. You know, I got out. Ended up doing this.
42:01You were totally shit today. You got the men all riled up. Didn't have any control that I could see. And then you bled on the floor. I mean, you actually bled on the floor.
42:14But they liked what you did. They liked the lesson. They can't say that they did, but they did.
42:28You don't need these, okay? Next time just wear trainers.
42:38Do you still see your dad now?
42:39Yeah.
42:42No.
42:44No, don't see him anymore.
42:45No, don't see him anymore.
42:46No.
42:47No.
42:48No.
42:49No.
42:50No.
42:51No.
42:52No.
42:53No.
42:54No.
42:55No.
42:56No.
42:57No.
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