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00:00He promised me two weeks ago that he would stop shooting at raccoons.
00:05What are we going to take?
00:06I will take both of you in if you cannot settle.
00:10And I haven't, I don't know the last time I actually cleaned out the back of my squad,
00:13so it's really not worth it.
00:15Do you understand?
00:16Do you understand?
00:18Yes.
00:19Yes? Great.
00:20Oh, partner, what's the 4-1-1?
00:22None of the neighbors heard anything.
00:24There were no gunshots.
00:25It was just, just screaming.
00:29Loud, annoying screaming, which is why we got called.
00:32Are we going to be coming back here today?
00:34No.
00:35No?
00:36No.
00:37Great. Thank you for your time.
00:38We've become those people.
00:40Is this because I forgot our anniversary?
00:42Don't get here, Bill.
00:44That's really bad.
00:44That's bad.
00:46It still smells weird here.
00:48Is it Bill?
00:50Bill!
00:51Did you ever shoot any skunks over here?
00:53I haven't shot at anything.
00:54If it's the smell you're talking about, it's always around.
00:57All right.
00:59Hey, Pat.
01:00Come here.
01:04Does this house look weird to you?
01:06We're in suburbia.
01:07Every house looks weird to me.
01:09Come on.
01:11That's super skunky.
01:12Hmm?
01:15This meter's been tampered with.
01:19Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
01:20Yeah, what the hell do you get someone for a bronze anniversary?
01:25Probable cause.
01:28I'm not prepared with my sister.
01:32Now give me a hand.
01:33We just busted a grow-up.
01:46Yoji, we busted a grow-up.
01:49This is cause to celebrate.
01:51Yes.
01:51We should go shopping.
01:52We should buy something.
01:53Yes.
01:53We should buy shoes.
01:54And weapons.
01:55Yes, that's it.
01:57Weapons and shoes.
01:57That is how you celebrate something like this.
01:59Bro, easy.
02:11I'm going to slam it.
02:12He's slam it.
02:13Can you take a second to talk to me like a human?
02:15I can tell you you got the wrong guy.
02:18Right.
02:19Except Officer Shaw over there found you sneaking out the back door of this house,
02:24which is swimming in illegal marijuana plants.
02:27So for the intents and purposes of this arrest, you are the right guy.
02:33Anyone ever tell you you look like Al Pacino from that movie with that other guy who you also kind of look like?
02:40Whoops.
02:40I don't think that was an accident.
02:42Right.
02:42This whole dumb blonde thing, okay?
02:45I'm not buying it.
02:46Stop acting all non comprende.
02:48I was picking up dope.
02:49That's it, guy.
02:50I'm sorry.
02:51Did you just call me guy?
02:52Sammy, Sammy.
02:54Why don't I take this one?
02:55All right, shift's almost over.
02:57It'll get you that much closer to the weekend.
02:59Dumb blonde?
03:00Really?
03:03But seriously, pizza rolls with debris bugs.
03:06Sometimes you got to stand up to the man and say,
03:08coupon or not, I'm getting that sale price.
03:10Yeah, man, I'm right behind you.
03:11I know it.
03:12Look, it's the booking fairy.
03:13All right.
03:14Price, save me from my house.
03:16Booking fairy's banging.
03:18No, no, no, no, no.
03:19We do not harass the booking fairy.
03:21Understood?
03:22Price, are you living down here now or what?
03:24We're shipped this week.
03:25Frank must be really impressed with my work.
03:27Well, at least you're not getting special treatment, huh?
03:29This is Chuck Dolson.
03:30Found him at the grow-up on Euclid.
03:31He was picking up marijuana.
03:33Here's a cell phone, blue lighter.
03:36This is a picture of a dog.
03:38It's not mine, though.
03:40It's a dog I aspire to own one day.
03:43Dogspiration, yo.
03:44He speaks your language.
03:46Enjoy.
03:47Chuck, this is Officer Price.
03:49You will refer to her as such.
03:50Do you understand?
03:52Mm-hmm.
03:52Bye, Chuck.
03:52Officer Collins, good to see you.
03:58You're looking very well these days.
04:01Uh.
04:02Hey, what are you doing?
04:04I thought we agreed this is how we were going to talk to each other in public.
04:06Oh.
04:07Well, I guess that movie tonight's going to be a lot of fun.
04:12Andy, it's just a movie.
04:14Lots of people at this division hang out.
04:15Yeah, naked.
04:17Lots of people at this division hang out naked.
04:18Yeah, I hope not.
04:19Moody invited me over for a poker game this weekend, so...
04:21Nick, this is serious.
04:23Okay, we can't keep doing this until Kayla knows about us.
04:27Movies, dinners, whatever it is, it just...
04:29It feels sneaky.
04:30Okay.
04:31I'll tell her.
04:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:32Come on, come on, come on.
04:33You can't tell her.
04:34I have to.
04:35She's my friend.
04:36So, I will.
04:40First chance I get.
04:41I just haven't had the opportunity yet.
04:43All right, well, I already prepaid for popcorn, so...
04:46Here's hoping opportunity knocks.
04:49First shift back.
04:51How you feeling?
04:55Dub, how'd I get here?
04:57Uh, same as always.
04:58You know, Riverdale, Broadview, Western Girard.
05:00No, I mean here.
05:03At the desk.
05:04Well, you asked Frank for your job back, and, uh, he gave it to you.
05:08I just...
05:09I mean, it feels like I'm starting all over again.
05:12You know?
05:13I'm single, I'm riding the desk.
05:15Chris, you're an experienced officer.
05:17Everyone knows that.
05:18I know, but...
05:19What do experienced officers do after a long shift?
05:22Good ones go over their notes.
05:23Which is exactly what we would be doing...
05:25if we weren't going to the Penny.
05:27I gotta get up early and look for a place.
05:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:30Diaz is back at 15.
05:32Tonight, we celebrate.
05:35Hey, so I'm glad you're not a corpse.
05:38Excuse me?
05:39Well, I hadn't heard back from you.
05:40You're starting to get worried you got run over by a bus or something.
05:43Well, you know, some might say that you were, I don't know, noxious.
05:48Some might also say that ignoring somebody's calls is kind of obnoxious, too.
05:52Look, Steve, I'm not looking to date anyone right now.
05:58It's a damn shame.
06:02I'm sorry.
06:03No, no, don't do that.
06:04It's cool.
06:05I'm cool, you're cool.
06:07We're cool.
06:09I'll see you.
06:14In her, I was just thinking,
06:15and I hope somebody comes and stands uncomfortably close to me right now.
06:19Hardy, hard, hard.
06:20Do you know why I came over?
06:21I came over because you seem stressed.
06:23Sam, are you stressed?
06:24Yeah, I'm stressed about how long it's going to take me to get to Niagara
06:27if I don't get out of this joint in the next ten minutes and beat traffic.
06:30Blackjack, are you in?
06:31No, no, no, I'm not.
06:33And neither are you.
06:34Look at this, look at this.
06:37What is, what is that?
06:39What do you mean, what is that?
06:40It's a cabin.
06:41I bought it.
06:43You bought it?
06:44Yeah, that I did.
06:45That I did.
06:45Another 15 years, this baby's going to be all mine.
06:49Look at that, man.
06:50You know what?
06:50I'm picking up the keys today,
06:51and guess who's lucky enough to become with me?
06:54Yeah, that's not going to happen.
06:56Places like this need work,
06:57and it's work I don't want to do.
06:58You know what?
06:59You just said it.
07:00You need a break?
07:01I need a break.
07:02All right?
07:02And you know where,
07:03where grown men go to take breaks?
07:05In places just like this.
07:07Come on, man.
07:07Did you ever read Into the Wild?
07:09No, but I saw the movie,
07:10and I'm pretty sure the guy starved to death at the end.
07:13True.
07:14Okay.
07:15So, it's the work that you're worried about.
07:17So, we'll take backup.
07:19Okay?
07:19A couple of rookies,
07:20another way around a hammer.
07:21Huh?
07:22Scott Free, we're off Calypso Collapsa.
07:23Watch this.
07:23Hey, Diaz, Epstein.
07:25How are you boys?
07:26What are you up to this evening?
07:27Uh, not too much.
07:28I'm just going to go to the Penny.
07:28Why?
07:29Okay, Penny Schmeny.
07:30Check that out, man.
07:32Huh?
07:32What do you think of that, brother?
07:33You, me, Sam?
07:36It'd be like a beer commercial,
07:37especially since you
07:38are going to bring the beer.
07:40I can't.
07:41I got an early start tomorrow.
07:42We're in.
07:42How much beer?
07:43Nice.
07:43As much as you can carry.
07:44We're leaving in ten minutes.
07:46Ten minutes.
07:49You see?
07:50What?
07:51We're in.
07:52We're men.
07:53We're going to a cabin.
07:59Hey.
08:00Hey.
08:00Look at that.
08:09You take cream in your tea, too.
08:11That's funny.
08:11Yeah.
08:12That's actually hysterical.
08:14Well, I mean, most people will take it with milk or just black.
08:17Can you say that tea is black or is it just coffee?
08:19Hey.
08:20Why are you so twitchy?
08:21I'm not.
08:22I'm not.
08:23I'm just, uh, I'm really happy that we're friends.
08:25You know, whatever it is that we are.
08:26And I would never want to do anything to jeopardize that.
08:29And if I did do something to jeopardize that, then I would want to talk about it.
08:32Okay.
08:33Then let's talk about it.
08:34Okay.
08:36Good.
08:36Good.
08:37Lines of communication are open.
08:40Here goes.
08:48This isn't really how I communicate.
08:50Right.
08:52Wow.
08:53Okay.
08:53So if I did that...
08:55But that was long overdue.
08:59Now I have to go.
09:02You know what?
09:02I'm not going to tell you.
09:03You tell me.
09:04We'll take a...
09:05Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:06Something tells me people are being asked to stay late.
09:08Yep.
09:09But not us.
09:09We're going to go out booking, all right?
09:11Step lightly.
09:11Come on, boys.
09:15Sam.
09:16You're killing me, man.
09:18Half of the oncoming shift is out with food poisoning.
09:22Who busted the grow up on Euclid?
09:23Oh, I did, sir.
09:24Well, it's a big job, and we could use some extra uniforms to help out.
09:28That is, unless you have anything else on the go.
09:32Great.
09:33I don't know.
09:35It might be nice to work with so many people.
09:37Right.
09:38Sure.
09:45Hi, Lily.
09:49Trace?
09:50What are you doing here?
09:51I am the detective on this.
09:53I'm overseeing the investigation.
09:55Oh.
09:56Okay, so what are we supposed to be doing here besides wasting our precious time?
10:00Forensics can't really go over the scene until all the plants have been cleared.
10:04Cleared?
10:05We were brought here to clear plants.
10:09Gail, many people find gardening therapeutic.
10:12Do it up, ladies.
10:13Thanks.
10:13Hey, is there something else I can do?
10:19Paperwork?
10:20Anything?
10:21Okay, what's going on?
10:22Something's up with you and Gail.
10:23What is it?
10:24No.
10:24We're good.
10:26We're great.
10:27Hey, Nash.
10:29You flying solo on this?
10:30Yeah.
10:31It's a grow up, so tons of filing.
10:33Chain of custody.
10:34I can hardly contain myself.
10:35Well, your day just got a little more glamorous.
10:41Find him in the container by the plants.
10:47Well, the day to be flying solo.
11:00All right, load up, man.
11:02We're here.
11:03Beautiful.
11:03Yeah, man.
11:05Not so far from the city, but feels like a million miles away.
11:09Grab one of them.
11:14Take a deep breath.
11:21You know what that smell is?
11:23Exhaustium.
11:25That is freedom.
11:28Take a moment.
11:28Come on.
11:30Enjoy it.
11:32No, no, no.
11:34Hey, no phones.
11:35Not today.
11:36Today we return from whence we came.
11:38I'll take that.
11:39Thank you, Dove.
11:40Yours too, Diaz.
11:42No gadgets.
11:43No shackles from our former lives.
11:47That's sorry.
11:48I want to take this.
11:49Hey.
11:49Hi, darling.
11:50How are you?
11:51Yeah, we made it.
11:52No problem.
11:53Yeah.
11:54Now we're here.
11:57Okay, darling.
11:57Bye.
11:58All right, it's tour time.
12:01We have two bedrooms.
12:03The bathroom is over there.
12:04We are standing in the living room, as I overstate the obvious.
12:08Ah, Diaz, feel free.
12:10Help yourself to anything that's in the fridge.
12:12There's nothing in the fridge.
12:13Oh, yeah.
12:14Right, right, right, right, right.
12:15If you wouldn't mind, man, coolers right here.
12:17Empty it up, Bob.
12:18Bunk beds?
12:19Not it.
12:21Oh, perfect.
12:22Okay, Sam has chosen the couch.
12:23You guys will have the room with the bunk beds.
12:25I'll be in the master suite.
12:26Well, how come we automatically get the bunk beds?
12:28I thought this was a democracy.
12:30Oh, it is.
12:31It is.
12:31Feel free to complain all you want.
12:33Top or bottom.
12:35Don't ever ask me that again.
12:36All right, let's get this party started.
12:39We got Zeppelin.
12:40We got Bowie.
12:42We got...
12:43No power.
12:44Here, let me...
12:44Come here.
12:45It's probably just the batteries, man.
12:47You gotta give them a spin.
12:50No, he's right.
12:51No power.
12:53Which also means no heat.
12:56Okay, that's...
12:57Yeah, that's no big deal.
12:59Come on, dudes, we're men.
13:00These are problems that men fix.
13:02If the generator is not working, then we will repair it.
13:06In the meantime, you two go out into the forest and grab us a couple pieces of firewood.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Sammy and I will get the generator going by the time we get back.
13:14So, hop to it, rookies.
13:18I'll empty your cooler.
13:21Chuck Dolson.
13:23I'm Detective Nash.
13:24That throw-off we arrested you at, turns out, we found a deck guy.
13:28Somebody shot him.
13:30I'd like you to tell me what you know about that.
13:32What do you mean?
13:34Who is he?
13:35You know him?
13:36No.
13:37Yeah.
13:38I mean, I don't know, maybe.
13:39I kind of...
13:40Can I get some water?
13:42I'm at pasties.
13:43I can't even swallow.
13:44Not until you tell me who that is.
13:46Can you not yell at me?
13:47I don't do well with hostility.
13:49According to my notes, you were at the grow-up picking up drugs, so you a dealer?
13:53Yeah.
13:54But my clientele is Trey Limite.
13:57Not super business savvy.
13:58I only pick up every few weeks from that guy.
14:01I don't even know his last name.
14:02First name?
14:03Ivan.
14:05I went over there today.
14:06He wasn't around.
14:07Door was open.
14:08I went in, figured I'd blaze a J-man away for him to show up, but he never did.
14:12I was heading out when that officer grabbed me and handed me over to that crotchety black-haired
14:16dude.
14:17Yeah, officer's work.
14:18So, how well did you know Ivan?
14:20Not well.
14:21I mean, besides buying off of him.
14:22We weren't friends or anything, but he seemed like a stand-up dude.
14:26I think he had a gum problem, though, because his breath was mad bad.
14:29I thought I should tell him, but how do you say something?
14:31Chuck!
14:32Right.
14:33Sorry.
14:33Focus.
14:34Sorry.
14:35I wish I could help you.
14:40What happens now?
14:41You sit tight.
14:45Mary Jane.
14:46Conja.
14:47Whack-a-tabacky.
14:48Reefer.
14:49Eagle stick.
14:51That's not one.
14:52It is, I swear.
14:57Are you looking it up?
14:59Mm-hmm.
15:00Why do I feel like no one takes me seriously at this division?
15:02You know, I volunteered for this platoon because I thought, maybe for a change, I'd get treated
15:06differently.
15:07Whoa, Chloe, easy.
15:08I didn't mean anything by it.
15:09Just forget it.
15:10Just figure out who's connected to this stupid girl house you live on.
15:13It's my first solo homicide.
15:17Star witness is freaking Cheech.
15:19Which one is Cheech?
15:20Did you see the smart one?
15:21Was there a smart one?
15:22It's a joke.
15:25Oh, the girl house is clear.
15:26Which means I can head back, take a look at the scene.
15:28It might help if I had a uniform with me.
15:31Something with good eyes, good instinct.
15:32Well, that sounds like a good job for Officer Price.
15:34It does?
15:36I'll hang back, just to follow up on some of these leads.
15:38All right.
15:40Chloe it is.
15:44Eagle stick.
15:45Eagle stick.
15:49It's hot in here.
15:50Yep.
15:52Gives me meaning to the term hot box.
15:54Andy, do you have something to say?
15:56Can you say it?
15:57If not, can you stop acting weird?
15:59What the hell?
16:00No, you're right.
16:01What the hell?
16:02Okay, listen, Gail, I'm so sorry, but something happened.
16:07What?
16:08God, my mist is burning.
16:10It's burning, it's burning.
16:11It's an industrial drain cleaner.
16:14Whoa.
16:15Okay, okay, okay.
16:16I think we need to get to the hospital.
16:18Let's go.
16:23You know, it is pretty nice out here.
16:25Glad we came.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Awesome.
16:30What's wrong?
16:32You know what, Chris?
16:33Maybe you're right.
16:33I thought we crossed over, but look at us.
16:37Aaron boys.
16:37Come on, man.
16:38That's not true.
16:39I mean, what's it going to take to get these guys respect?
16:42You know, I think we should just focus on the task at hand, find some wood, and get out of here.
16:47Okay.
16:48What about that tree right there?
16:50This green won't burn.
16:52Are you telling me none of these trees will burn?
16:54Oh, man, those two.
16:58It's almost too easy.
17:00You know what I mean?
17:00Kind of breaks my heart.
17:02Anyway, how's this?
17:04This is a piece of cake.
17:05Good.
17:05Which is why we're doing it.
17:09So, what made you buy this place out of nowhere?
17:12Celery had a house busting to go to, so we're out looking for specular hematite, but the
17:20guy, the guy is trying to sell us tumbled like we don't know the difference, and it's
17:27not important.
17:27This is of no value to you.
17:29The point is, we're heading back to the city, and I spotted this joint.
17:33One look, and I knew I had to buy it.
17:35So, you and the witch went to buy magic crystals and bought a house made of twigs instead?
17:38I mean, we got the hematite, too, but...
17:42Oh, good.
17:42I don't know.
17:43I can't remember the last time that I looked at something and just knew.
17:46You know?
17:47Less thinking, more doing.
17:48Right?
17:48Well, couldn't agree with you more.
17:50So, let's do this.
17:52Pass me my beer, will you?
17:54Yes, of course, my friend.
17:57To your house.
18:00It's a celery.
18:03It must have been tricky to get Ivan into that drum, and whoever it was cleaned up after
18:07themselves.
18:08No blood.
18:08You want to step back a bit?
18:12Oh, yes.
18:13Go, Chloe!
18:15Let's try to preserve the scene as much as we can.
18:18Okay?
18:19I know.
18:19I'm sorry.
18:20All right.
18:21No real sign of forced entry, so Ivan must have known the guy let him in, and no sign of
18:26a scuffle.
18:27And Ivan was shot in the back, so he probably didn't even know it was coming.
18:31Not a true friend.
18:33Hmm?
18:34You know, Oscar Wilde's a true friend.
18:36Stabs you in the front, you know?
18:37But Ivan wasn't stabbed, he was shot.
18:41Tracy Nash.
18:42What are you doing here?
18:44Guns and gangs, baby.
18:45Uh, do you want to take out the basement?
18:47We know the Portuguese guys have been running this area, and we also know that no small-time
18:52dealer's moving this much product on their own.
18:54So, ergo, we're taking an interest.
18:56Why didn't you call me?
18:58Because you wouldn't have answered.
18:59Anyway, thanks for having a fort.
19:01Maybe you guys want to take five?
19:02Just, you know, let us do our thing, and then, then I'll brief you.
19:06Okay?
19:07Excuse me.
19:09All right.
19:10Yeah.
19:11Thanks.
19:11Okay.
19:12So I talked to him.
19:13I said, let's go.
19:13My first solo homicide, he's going to get in my way because I didn't return his calls?
19:17Unless, hey, Sa, what do you got there?
19:24Bullet casing.
19:25Nine millimeter.
19:27Sending in for Prince right now.
19:29Prince, when those get back, do you mind if I am the first to see them?
19:32Aren't you sharing this with guns and gangs?
19:34How's Nadia?
19:36She's fine.
19:37Come to think of it, I am the one who set you guys up, aren't I?
19:41All right.
19:42Okay.
19:43I guess it wouldn't hurt if you got them a little sooner than they did.
19:45You know where you're lucky she's cute?
19:47What do you think that means?
19:56I don't speak the German.
19:57You don't speak the German.
19:59All right.
19:59Where's the saga wrench?
20:00I don't have a saga wrench, man.
20:02What do you mean you don't have a saga wrench?
20:03I don't know.
20:04These were here when I got the place.
20:05Anyways, I recall you saying this was going to be a piece of cake.
20:08That was before I knew you didn't have a socket wrench.
20:10All right.
20:10Well, here.
20:11Just, what about this?
20:13Oh!
20:15Are you all right?
20:15Is your hand okay?
20:16Don't laugh.
20:18I'm sorry.
20:19I apologize.
20:20Damn it!
20:20I don't...
20:21Are you okay?
20:22Okay.
20:22You know what?
20:23What?
20:24Thanks for inviting me, Oliver.
20:25I'm having such a great time, you know?
20:27I'm really...
20:27I'm so grateful to you because I'm not sitting at a blackjack table in a warm casino right
20:32now.
20:32Yeah.
20:33You know what?
20:33I'm beginning to think that Epstein and Diaz had the right idea.
20:35They're out there having a blast.
20:37Not sitting in here, not fixing this.
20:40I'm freezing.
20:41I know.
20:41And hungry.
20:43Hey, what about death?
20:45Seriously, dude, this isn't rocket science.
20:47If it's green, it won't burn.
20:50Dead tree.
20:52Two o'clock.
20:52It's the same problem.
20:53It's rotten.
20:54It's too wet.
20:55I'm starting to think you're making this stuff up.
20:58You know, Oliver and Swarok are probably yucking it up in the cabin right now while we're stuck
21:02out here in this fire-retarded forest.
21:06Uh, are you okay?
21:09Yeah.
21:12Ah, I rolled my ankle.
21:15Okay, this is stupid.
21:16We gotta get you out of here, all right?
21:18If Swarok and Oliver they can get their own damn wood, I'm gonna be a help.
21:20I'm fine, I'm fine.
21:22You sure I don't mind?
21:22No.
21:23Just take my arm.
21:23Really?
21:24I'm here for you.
21:25This is ridiculous.
21:29Hey, we came from this way.
21:32Uh, no, I'm pretty sure we came from this way.
21:34I don't know.
21:34We came from north, which is this way.
21:37Well, I don't know where north is, but I'm pretty sure we came from over here.
21:44Great.
21:46Now we're lost.
21:50Come on.
21:53Okay, so the nurse said that the painkiller should start to kick in soon.
21:57Do you want me to get you anything while we wait for the doctor?
21:58Like a magazine or coffee?
22:00I actually think I'd rather talk about what you were gonna tell me back at the scene.
22:04Gelatin?
22:05I can get you some gelatin.
22:06Yeah.
22:07I'm more interested in I'm so sorry something happened.
22:11What exactly happened?
22:13Okay.
22:16Let's do this.
22:20Gail, sometimes things happen and people get hurt.
22:24You know, good people.
22:25Andy.
22:26Andy.
22:29Is that an elephant?
22:30Excuse me?
22:34Get it for me.
22:36Okay.
22:36This is so little.
22:49It's like a baby, you know?
22:51It's a baby elephant.
22:55It's freaking me out, actually.
22:56It's actually freaking me out a little bit.
22:59It's freaking me out, McNally.
23:00I want you to get it away from me.
23:01Okay.
23:03Gone.
23:04How'd you do that?
23:05How much oxycodone did they give you?
23:07A lot.
23:09And I kind of like it.
23:11Ah.
23:12Oh.
23:13What were you gonna say?
23:15Um.
23:16You ever notice how soft your hair is?
23:20It's pretty soft.
23:22It's very soft.
23:24Okay.
23:25It's pretty soft.
23:25I'm gonna have to get the nurse.
23:34All right, prisoner.
23:35Feeding time.
23:36Good luck.
23:37Still have one left.
23:39Thanks, man.
23:40I wish I could partake, but I abstain from gluten.
23:43I read on the internet it kills brain cells.
23:46I want to hold on to these bad boys as long as I can.
23:48Yeah, well, I can see why you'd be concerned.
23:51Hey, did they find the dude who iced Ivan?
23:53Like, can I go yet?
23:54No, not yet.
23:55You still haven't been cleared as a suspect.
23:57Unlikely.
23:58Can't you just release me on a promise to appear or some crap?
24:02How do you know about those?
24:03Dude, look at me.
24:05Obviously, I watch a ton of television.
24:07I thought you didn't eat gluten.
24:10Oh, yeah.
24:11I forgot.
24:17So the house is registered to our victim, Ivan Gertner.
24:19It's the only name on the mortgage.
24:21He made the down payment in cash.
24:22There's no steady job.
24:24I don't know where the money's coming from.
24:26Friends in high places.
24:29Good one.
24:30Whoa, whoa, whoa.
24:30Incoming.
24:31Well, here we go.
24:36Steve Peck?
24:37Chrissy Nash.
24:37Do you want to hear something funny?
24:39Yeah.
24:40Someone told me you're working the Euclid case, independent from guns and gangs.
24:45I'm a detective working a homicide case.
24:47And I'm a detective filling in gaps to this girl off and this connection to the Portuguese in the area.
24:52So, what are you, are you worried that I'm cramping your style?
24:55No, no, no, no.
24:56I'm just worried you're going to get lost in the mix.
24:57And I'd hate for that to happen.
24:59Because you know how much I like you, Nash.
25:01Wow.
25:02You always as good with women?
25:04Have it your way.
25:05Work the case.
25:06But I gotta warn you, I got a hell of a head start on this one.
25:10Just saying.
25:12Hey.
25:13I didn't ask him to pass along a message.
25:15The prince came back on the bullet casing from the grow-up guy named Gil Abrino.
25:19Known gang affiliations.
25:20Good.
25:21Let's go pick him up.
25:30Chris, we're going in circles.
25:31Don't say that.
25:33It's true.
25:33Would you stop?
25:34I mean, when do you even think they're going to notice we're missing?
25:38Probably when they wake up tomorrow morning, they notice that we're not here to cook them breakfast.
25:48I don't think that's going to burn.
25:50I don't care if it burns or not.
25:53I'm sick and tired of hearing you complain.
25:56You haven't stopped since we got out here.
25:59Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to come back here?
26:02I had to turn my life upside down.
26:03I sacrificed everything to do what I thought was right, and things just got worse.
26:08And where did it get me?
26:09I've got to stand out here and listen to you complain about where you sit in the divisional pecking order.
26:13I don't want to hear it.
26:14I didn't want to come to this stupid cabin in the first place.
26:16Then you should have said something.
26:17I did.
26:18Then you should have said it louder.
26:20Chris, you know what your problem is?
26:22You're so busy making decisions for other people that you don't even know what you want anymore.
26:27Oh, so I should be selfish like you?
26:28Not selfish, just not spineless.
26:30It's okay to do things that make you happy.
26:34You happy.
26:35You used to know that.
26:41I'm sorry.
26:43I know you've had a hard time recently.
26:44Look, when I was in Timmons, nobody treated me like a rookie.
26:51Because nobody there thought I was one, including me.
26:54So I wasn't.
26:55That sounds like a semi.
27:01There's going to be a highway over there.
27:05Keeping this.
27:07Let's just get the hell out of here.
27:09Maybe I don't know what I'm doing here.
27:12You know, a 40-year-old divorcee with three kids, this cabin.
27:16And my girlfriend is awakened, whatever that means.
27:18I mean, I know what it means, but...
27:20You know, this...
27:21It's a midlife crisis?
27:25I make the right choice of celery?
27:31Yes.
27:32How do you know that?
27:34A feeling.
27:35I see you two together, and I know she's right for you.
27:38Like you and McNally?
27:39Exactly.
27:48You know what?
27:50You got three beautiful kids.
27:52Oh, no, no.
27:52A girlfriend.
27:53Yeah, you're divorced, but, uh, you own a cabin, at least.
27:57Uh-huh.
27:58No, you know what?
27:58This isn't about me, man.
27:59You're moving.
28:01Forward.
28:01So don't complain, all right?
28:04Don't complain.
28:05I didn't come up here to listen to you mope.
28:08Oh, yeah, that is rich.
28:10That's good, man.
28:10Coming from you.
28:11All right.
28:12Considering I just watched you mope for the last year?
28:14Huh?
28:14Ever since you've been out of uniform, and McNally left.
28:18Name one time you saw me mope.
28:20I watch you mope on the inside.
28:23I know.
28:24That might not make any sense, but I'll tell you.
28:25Here's another thing.
28:26I'll tell you what.
28:27I bet you Marla sees it, too.
28:30You know?
28:31And that's not fair.
28:32I've been on that side, you know, with Zoe, and that is not a good place to be in.
28:37It hurts, and it screws with your head.
28:43I miss her, man.
28:50I wish I didn't, but I do.
28:53Keep thinking about the future.
28:56Kids, park on Sundays.
29:00Real life.
29:01Something more than this.
29:04With her.
29:15You gotta tell Marla.
29:19How did we get on to this?
29:22They...
29:25They said when we get older, this would get easier.
29:29Yeah.
29:29They lied.
29:35Hello, my baby.
29:37Gail.
29:38Hello, my honey.
29:40Gail.
29:40I'm a right-time gal.
29:42Gail.
29:43Send me a kiss by wire.
29:45I slept with Nick.
29:48I'm sorry.
29:48You...
29:49You...
29:54And Nick.
29:57Yes.
29:58Slept together.
30:00Yes.
30:01Yes.
30:07I already knew that.
30:08What do you mean, you knew?
30:09So this whole time that I've been trying to tell you, you've just been...
30:14Judging you?
30:14Yeah.
30:18I didn't expect that.
30:19Oh.
30:19Well, I mean, I could...
30:21Well, I mean, I could...
30:22I could cry.
30:24Would you like me to cry?
30:26No.
30:27Or...
30:27I could tell you how right I think you and Nick are for each other.
30:31And then I could gag on my own words.
30:33I don't know.
30:33It just all depends on what you were expecting.
30:35I wasn't really expecting anything.
30:38Well...
30:38Other than hoping that maybe we could talk about how you feel about it.
30:42You're killing my mellow man.
30:46Get out.
30:47What?
30:48Just move it.
30:55You know what, Gail?
30:56We're gonna have to talk about this.
30:57I said beat it, narc.
31:04Is Gilabrino?
31:05Yeah, but Tracy, there's something about Gil you should know.
31:07You should not sing with me, Pa.
31:09No, it's today.
31:10Yeah.
31:10He only speaks Portuguese.
31:12Perfect.
31:13Talk to staff, tell him we need an interpreter.
31:14Oh, yeah, actually...
31:15Of course, by the time the interpreter gets here,
31:17this guy's gonna be blowyered up,
31:18and we'll never get anything out of him.
31:19Oh, meanwhile, what do you want me to do about Chuck?
31:21I just release him on a promise to appear.
31:22Why are you still here?
31:26I speak Portuguese.
31:28You do?
31:29Mm-hmm.
31:30Okay, get him into interview three and wait for me.
31:32And with me.
31:34Quickly.
31:35I said no, I'll take him.
31:45What happened? Where are you going?
32:12Well, we know he has gang affiliations.
32:13We also have his cell phone, so I'm just going to make some calls to his Portuguese gang
32:16buddies and tell them that Mr. Abrino here gave us their cell phone number.
32:20You do that or my family's dead.
32:22You speak English?
32:23I knew it. I totally knew it.
32:25How?
32:25Well, he used the expression, barking up the wrong tree, which is an English expression.
32:30The Portuguese one is totally different.
32:31There's no tree, no dog.
32:32I just figured I'd give it a try.
32:35Look, I have a wife and a son.
32:38You tell my boss that I'm a rat and I'm dead.
32:40They're dead.
32:41Tell us what we need to know.
32:42We won't have to ask your friends.
32:49I got a call last week from my boss.
32:52He said that we're taking over the grow house on Euclid
32:54and that I got to take the guy out who works there, Ivan.
32:58And things didn't go as planned?
33:01I froze.
33:03He came at me.
33:03I panicked and I just dropped the gun and I took off.
33:06So who finished the job?
33:09All I know is that I was supposed to call this one number when I was done.
33:12You still have that number in your phone?
33:17Let's go find out who that number belongs to.
33:23It's got to be one of the last numbers.
33:25I heard you brought in Abrino.
33:26Where is he?
33:26I want to talk to him.
33:27Don't bother.
33:27We don't think he did it.
33:28They ordered Abrino to do the hit, but he botched the job.
33:31Somebody found out and took care of him for him.
33:33So you believe him?
33:34I don't know yet.
33:35Gave us the number that he was supposed to call after the hit.
33:37So what, now you're just going to call it?
33:40Do you have a better idea?
33:46Hey, I guess she's getting out of here.
33:47Kind of unfair, bro.
33:49I don't even know who else is in here.
33:50It's you, Chuck.
33:52Turns out you're right.
33:52You're being released on a promise to appear.
33:54Woo-woo!
33:56What about my stuff?
33:57It's all in here.
33:58You'll get it at reception.
33:59Hey, could I get some water for the road, man?
34:02I'm parched.
34:03Or a petite snackage.
34:05What is this?
34:05The Ritz?
34:06I gave you a granola bar.
34:07Yeah, but I only ate half on account of the gluten.
34:09The gluten, right, fine.
34:10You know what?
34:11You sit tight.
34:12I will get you some water.
34:13You can get a snack after you leave.
34:15Agua for Chacua?
34:19You know the drill.
34:20I'm Abrino's wife.
34:21Don't say too much.
34:22Keep him on the phone as long as possible.
34:23This is right.
34:24Yeah, here goes nothing.
34:27Hey, man, how's it going?
34:27Yeah.
34:34No, no one's speaking up.
34:36See if he has voicemail.
34:37Okay.
34:53That was a bust.
34:55Wait, hold on.
34:57You're a free man.
34:57Try it again.
35:10She's really trying to get a hold of you.
35:11It's probably my mom.
35:12She's kind of overprotective, you know?
35:17Nothing.
35:18One more time.
35:18Chuck, easy, easy.
35:24We're not in a race.
35:29What happened?
35:31Nick?
35:34Nick?
35:36Nick?
35:37Wait.
35:37Hey!
35:38Stop!
35:38Chloe?
35:47Cuff him.
35:56Burnout with the heart of gold.
35:58It's a good cover.
36:00I almost bought it, too.
36:01Are we having a yard sale?
36:11When Ivan bought the house on Euclid,
36:14he made a $10,000 down payment in cash.
36:17Okay?
36:18The week before that,
36:19you took out
36:20the exact same amount
36:23from your account.
36:25All I see is a guy
36:28who's bad with his dough.
36:29You were partners with Ivan.
36:31You fronted the money
36:32for the grow house.
36:34You were the one
36:34who made the deal
36:35with the Portuguese
36:35to expand your business.
36:37But Ivan wasn't into that,
36:39so he had to go.
36:40Keep going.
36:42This is awesome, really.
36:43Okay, well, Gil told us
36:45that he was supposed
36:45to call your cell phone
36:46when the job was done,
36:47but he never called.
36:50You phoned him.
36:53I phoned him
36:5419 times this morning
36:56because he wanted to find out
36:57what was going on,
36:58but he didn't answer
36:58because he chickened out.
37:00So you had to take care
37:02of Ivan yourself.
37:04Maybe, or maybe,
37:05the Easter Bunny killed Ivan
37:07because they were fighting
37:08over the tooth fairy.
37:10It must have been hard
37:11to get Ivan into that drum
37:12after you shot him.
37:16Wrestling with the body
37:17is probably easy.
37:19Lose a hair.
37:19Yeah.
37:20And it won't take long
37:21for us to find the killer's DNA
37:23on Ivan's body.
37:24And when we do,
37:27we'll just match it
37:29to the DNA found on this.
37:43What's a guy got to do
37:45around here to get a lawyer?
37:45Where the hell
37:52have you guys been?
37:53What happened to your leg?
37:55What happened to your hand?
37:56Why is the generator
37:57in the living room?
37:57You guys still unfixed it?
37:59We got a little distracted.
38:01You know what?
38:01Just stand back, okay?
38:03Dove and I got this.
38:04Of course.
38:05You know how to fix this.
38:05You just didn't tell us.
38:07Well, you never asked.
38:08Something tells me
38:09we're all next time.
38:10So who's grabbing our beers?
38:19I was lucky today.
38:24Lucky?
38:25Yeah, we're the Aussie.
38:26You spoke Portuguese.
38:27Hi, Tano.
38:30It's a Swahili for a high five.
38:33Swahili?
38:34Yeah, Swahili, Portuguese,
38:36Spanish, German.
38:38Well, actually,
38:39what else can I speak?
38:40Amazing.
38:42Seriously, Chloe,
38:42you were a rock star today.
38:43If she's not coming to me,
38:46I was gonna go there.
38:48Gracias.
38:53Chuck the pothead
38:54just wanted to be somebody.
38:56Yeah, it's going around
38:57these days.
38:58Your first homicide case.
39:01You nailed it.
39:03What are you doing?
39:07I already said
39:08you didn't recognize
39:08my number when it shows up,
39:09so I thought
39:12I'd make it easier for you.
39:14There.
39:18Captain of the universe.
39:20Have a good night, detective.
39:28Hello?
39:29Yeah, I know who this is.
39:37If she's there.
39:41Yes, buddy.
39:43Yes.
39:43Chris Diaz,
39:44that is a beautiful sight.
39:46There you go.
39:47Not as beautiful as this.
39:48Oh.
39:50Or that.
39:53This is what it's all about
39:54right here.
39:56Where we are right now.
39:57with all those chicks,
39:59I don't live there,
40:00no more than all it is.
40:05All right, anyone else
40:06freezing their ass off?
40:07Dude, I'm so cold right here.
40:08Let's go play some cards, boys.
40:16What?
40:17You're still here?
40:18Yes.
40:18Just wanted to make sure
40:18you're okay.
40:20Gravy.
40:21Thanks for your concern.
40:22Please stop acting like you're okay about me and Nick.
40:26Andy, I'm fine.
40:27So then what, we have your blessing?
40:33My blessing?
40:38You don't...
40:41You don't have my blessing.
40:43I'm sorry.
40:45You broke the code, Andy.
40:48You're not supposed to date a friend's ex.
40:49You're never...
40:50never supposed to date a friend's ex,
40:52but...
40:54that's what's so great about it.
40:57That's your punishment.
40:59What?
41:00You are the bad guy.
41:04You, Miss Perfect,
41:05never heard of Fly McNally,
41:07are the bad guy.
41:09Look at it, it's just killing you.
41:15If you'll excuse me, my...
41:17my real friend's waiting for me, so...
41:26Hey.
41:27Hey.
41:28Let's get out of here.
41:30Are we going?
41:46Because I got us tickets for the late show.
41:57Okay.
41:58I just had to make sure.
42:01Make sure of what?
42:02That it was worth it.
42:06Opportunity knocked,
42:06and then...
42:07punched me in the face.
42:10Okay.
42:10So, what are you thinking?
42:14Tell you in the morning.
42:15and then along the other day,
42:21Chad.
42:21I can't get going.
42:22I don't think so.
42:24Or...
42:24Do you think so?
42:26Do you like that now?
42:28I'llожahn.
42:32Yo, I have to put yourail.
42:33I'm sure I'll be around here.
42:35You're waiting isn't that incredible.
42:35If you're going in mind,
42:36you're waiting for me.
42:37All you can go in for me.
42:38Try and call it all in the next.
42:40I'll be right there.
42:41You're going to make sure that у you can to explain it there.
42:42About you.
42:43Hey.
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