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00:00Let's go! Let's go!
00:02Mila's ready! She's like, let's go!
00:05Like a star.
00:10Before I met you, I have a lot of fun about this,
00:14daydream about this, wild dream about this.
00:17Yeah.
00:18Wet dreams about this.
00:20What did she just say?
00:22That's not in my vocabulary.
00:24I don't think it's in mine either.
00:26Do women have wet dreams?
00:28Yeah, it's Joby.
00:30I know.
00:31That's usually when you wake me up in the middle of the night.
00:32I don't wake you up until I made that up.
00:34Yeah, right.
00:35The problem at the tummy part is actually really common.
00:41Okay.
00:42After losing so much weight.
00:43Yeah.
00:44I will just show you some pictures.
00:45Pictures?
00:46Now?
00:47Beer can't?
00:48No.
00:49Face that way.
00:50When I gave birth to Sissy, I told Dallas,
00:53don't look.
00:54I didn't want him looking at my butthole.
00:56This is a beginning chapter.
00:59No matter what it is, whether it's good or bad,
01:02it's gonna change everything in my life right now.
01:04Ooh!
01:05Ooh!
01:06Ooh!
01:07Damn!
01:08I think I need to close my eyes for this.
01:11There they go.
01:13Tim!
01:14It's 2026!
01:15I know!
01:16It's gonna be the best year ever!
01:17I'm gonna grow a garden this year, and I'm not gonna abandon it halfway through.
01:30You've been growing gardens for 15 years.
01:31But this year, I'm not gonna abandon it halfway through.
01:33Well, I am going to try to go on some dates.
01:37Uh-huh.
01:38Like, in-person dates.
01:39Not VR or online.
01:40Okay, good.
01:41Not gonna run into any exes.
01:43Love it, love it.
01:44Specific, you know.
01:45That one's important for you.
01:46Yeah, right.
01:47Uh, cause I had bad luck with that.
01:50Case in point.
01:52Yay!
01:53It's our time Sunday night.
01:55Where are you at with the couples?
01:56I still just love Forrest.
01:58I know!
01:59I'm so proud of him for sticking up for himself.
02:01Seriously.
02:02I loved it.
02:03I'm so glad you're here in San Diego, so we can watch Before the 90 Days together.
02:08This ought to be interesting.
02:09While you're here, we could go to the gym.
02:11Um, I could show you around the neighborhood.
02:14My kitchen definitely needs a nice little touch-up.
02:17You think I came down here to clean your kitchen?
02:19I thought you came down here to spend time with me.
02:21How many days did you dirty your kitchen up before I got here?
02:23It's irrelevant.
02:24All right!
02:26Ready to watch Before the 90 Days?
02:28Mila's already here.
02:29She was already ready to watch.
02:31Are you ready to watch?
02:32Who are you excited to see?
02:34You know who my favorite couple is?
02:35Who?
02:36Emma and Ziad.
02:37I know.
02:38The guy from Morocco.
02:39You know, she actually reminds me a lot of you.
02:40Why is she?
02:42Reminds me of me.
02:43She's got like a similar personality to you.
02:45Because she like dressed like me all open and put-
02:49draw her lip big.
02:50Like, huh?
02:51We put buttocks?
02:52Because we do buttocks doesn't mean we are the same person.
02:55We're gonna watch Before the 90 Days.
02:59Wow!
03:00Good show.
03:01These people are meeting each other for the first time.
03:06And they may get married.
03:09I was married for 65 years.
03:12Oh!
03:13I was married for 66 years.
03:17I got you by one year.
03:19You did.
03:20Yes.
03:21My titties.
03:24Don't wear a strapless bra on a flat.
03:28It's gonna take two days.
03:30You shouldn't wear a strapless bra anytime.
03:32It never holds them up.
03:33I have one on.
03:34Do you really?
03:35Yes!
03:36My titties are too heavy for that, baby.
03:39I just let them hang.
03:40What do you do?
03:48Did you ever been to Nigeria?
03:49No.
03:50I wanna go, honestly.
03:51I would love to go there.
03:52I've never been anywhere like that.
03:54Where's the furthest way you've traveled?
03:58Well, to Egypt and Israel, I believe, would be the furthest.
04:07The furthest that I've been, I think, would be Australia and New Zealand.
04:11I'm really nervous.
04:13I planned a lot of things to wake on her from the airport.
04:23She doesn't have an idea of what I'm planning.
04:26What you planning?
04:28Oh, gosh.
04:29He's probably planning to marry her.
04:31Hopefully it's some flowers, maybe a snack.
04:33Nah, if he's a real G, you know what goes on at airports.
04:36You think he's gonna propose at the airport?
04:38I mean, I don't know.
04:39If he's a real G like me, he would.
04:41Well, if he's a real one, he gonna dance.
04:43Oh, a real one, all right.
04:45He's a real one, he's gonna dance.
04:46I've been so desperate.
04:48So eager.
04:49Just so high.
04:51And which is ready to work all the love of my heart.
04:56The love of my love.
04:58I hope that this big planned surprise that he was talking about
05:01wasn't just buying flowers, because he got my hopes all up.
05:05I'm feeling really self-conscious right now.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:08Push your plastic hand.
05:13That little bitty wipe gonna clean your body?
05:16You ever use a wet nap to clean your armpits?
05:18I mean, doesn't just re-dabbing on some Dio work?
05:22Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
05:24This reminds me of Darcy's scene, you remember?
05:26Uh-huh, Darcy did the same thing in the airport.
05:28Like years ago.
05:29I'm gonna wash my crotch area,
05:30so I don't wanna stink down here either.
05:32Whoa!
05:33Lisa.
05:34Girl!
05:35Just shower when you get to the hotel.
05:38Oh, thank goodness, that's over.
05:41You don't wipe your down in an airport bathroom
05:44with a moist toilet wipe you got from a fast food restaurant.
05:47No, they sell special personal hygiene wipes.
05:50Oh, they don't in the dude bathroom.
05:52Mine, what I have, it's like, so you put it in,
05:54if you go flying for 16 hours,
05:56it will smell like vanilla with like banana and stuff.
05:59Freshen on that coochie before you get off the plane?
06:01Yeah.
06:02The cream you apply on the crock and smells good.
06:05Coochie cream.
06:06I have a million thoughts going through my mind right now.
06:09What if I'm not what he expected?
06:11I'm terrified.
06:13I'm afraid he's gonna reject me.
06:16And if he rejects me, it's all for nothing.
06:19Do you think he's into her?
06:20I actually feel like he's into her.
06:22Dude, you are so positive.
06:24God bless you.
06:25I just want everyone to be happy.
06:28I'm done.
06:29I'm done.
06:30I'm done.
06:31All right, here we go.
06:32The moment of truth.
06:33Oh, my God.
06:34Is she coming?
06:35The suspense?
06:36I'm nervous for her.
06:38These and Daniel are meeting for the first time.
06:42Good luck.
06:43Good luck.
06:49Where are we?
06:50Yes!
06:51Starting off strong.
06:53I'm going to get a good look at this place
06:54because I'm thinking like maybe I'll go out there.
06:56You know what I'm saying?
06:57A lot of these dudes are finding wives out there these days.
06:59I think you've had enough on your plate.
07:01Maybe find a wife here.
07:02Mmm.
07:03Yeah.
07:04I think I went to the wrong part of the world.
07:05That's my problem.
07:06I've been in the Philippines for a couple days now.
07:09And despite all the drama, being with Sheena every day is amazing.
07:18Thank you so much.
07:19Yeah, thanks.
07:20Hey, finally, they're getting some alone time.
07:21His mom's been all up in their business, dude.
07:24Well, he was with her every day at home via camera.
07:27Nah, it's not the same because you can't touch and...
07:30Smell.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Yeah.
07:33I love how they're just so happy to be with each other, you know?
07:35Not like me and you.
07:36I know.
07:37I wish.
07:38Maybe one day.
07:39The big issue next is to take you to meet up with your parents
07:45and confront them about, you know, the money issues and everything.
07:51I believe that after everything, the last seven years, cutting off your family is the only
07:58thing we can do.
07:59You can't say that.
08:00No, I think he just means money-wise, right?
08:02He wants to stop giving them money so they can move forward.
08:04Well, like, that's not his money.
08:05He's gonna meet them and just be like, I'm taking her to America.
08:08See you never.
08:09You have one wave.
08:10It's hello and goodbye.
08:12I would plan a meeting for you so you could explain to them the situation that, sorry,
08:19we don't have that much money, but we're trying to save because you have a lot of plans for
08:24us and I will have to move with you to the U.S.
08:27I love her.
08:28She's very smart.
08:29She's very logical with the situation, right?
08:32Explaining to him, like, for this to move forward, you have to give a good impression to
08:35my parents.
08:36And I feel like she's open to everything.
08:38I agree.
08:39Just show them that you are a very sincere person.
08:42What kind of person you are.
08:44Because in my culture, parents are the one who should approve if we are going to marry
08:49someone.
08:54Culturally, it is very different than here.
08:57You told me I needed to ask your dad and I didn't.
09:00Like an idiot, but I learned my lesson.
09:02That went super well.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Did you get Sophie's mom's approval before you married her?
09:06Did it look like I got her approval?
09:08God forbid, I'm just trying to have a conversation, Rob.
09:10I didn't ask for her approval.
09:12Also, what happened last night with talking with your mom, I have been thinking about
09:18what if we could meet, you could meet my parents first, personally, before we introduce
09:25your parents?
09:26Probably be a good idea.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Yeah.
09:30It's a terrible idea.
09:31It's a terrible idea.
09:32He already knows.
09:33He needs to meet them, get off on the right foot first, and bring up all the problematic
09:37things later.
09:38Make a good impression.
09:39That's the number one priority.
09:41My mom's pretty much going to freak out and really think now that Sheena is cutting my
09:47mom out of the situation.
09:49She already doesn't trust Sheena, and I believe that this is just going to make things worse,
09:54and I'm scared.
09:56Now he's got to go and tell his mom, and his mom's not going to like it.
10:00You're trying to cut Sheena's parents out of the situation.
10:03Yeah.
10:04So fair is fair.
10:05I don't think she knows how to talk to her parents.
10:07Same way he doesn't know how to talk to his.
10:09I think they both should stop talking to their parents.
10:11Right.
10:12I think they're great.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Everything else is .
10:17It has been almost a decade since I had sex.
10:21A .
10:22A is coming to your aid, baby.
10:25It really is.
10:27You just wait five minutes.
10:30I learned some new things in exercise today.
10:34You've got the best moves.
10:39How did I do?
10:40You did well.
10:41Yeah.
10:42You did well.
10:43Yeah.
10:44Oh!
10:45Oh!
10:46Oh!
10:47What is this game?
10:48That's jump rope instead of jump rope is bamboo.
10:51It's jump bamboo.
10:52I want to jump bamboo, Tim.
10:53I'm not coordinated enough for that.
10:54Today is the day that I'm going to meet my loving husband and I'm so excited.
11:02It's just so surreal.
11:03This is Javar and Anna and they're meeting for the first time today.
11:04Well, I met my husband on a blind date.
11:05Some friends set us up on a blind date.
11:06Some friends set us up on a blind date.
11:07I met Jim in the sixth grade and we were swimming.
11:08You know, we just went to a blind date.
11:09We were going to a blind date.
11:10And I'm not coordinated enough for that.
11:11Oh, Tim, I'm not coordinated enough for that.
11:12Today is the day that I'm going to meet my loving husband.
11:15And I'm so excited.
11:16It's just so surreal.
11:21This is Javar and Anna, and they're meeting for the first time today.
11:26Well, I met my husband on a blind date, but some friends set us up on a blind date.
11:31I met Jim in the sixth grade,
11:35and we were sweetheart through high school and college and then got married.
11:41I think it's crazy how long they've been together and have never met. They're married.
11:44Dude, I'm nervous. I feel like it's going to be awkward.
11:49Like, what if they're not even sexually compatible or compatible at all?
11:58Just touched down. I'm very, very excited about what's about to happen.
12:04This is so surreal. That sure is tripping.
12:08That's the one he bought with his sister, remember?
12:10Yeah.
12:11Javar in the Philippines, yeah.
12:14Last time I saw him, he gave me lemonade.
12:18The nervousness is just leveling up.
12:22It's like ordering something online and when it finally arrives, you're just excited to unpack the package.
12:32I like her. She seems a little crazy.
12:35But I mean, I guess you got to be a little crazy to be married to someone three years online.
12:38Not this poor girl comparing meeting her husband to like getting a package online.
12:42Although I don't disagree. Sometimes you order a really cute outfit online and it arrives, it's like plastic.
12:47You're like, I can't, I can't with this.
12:48But it had good reviews.
12:49I'm waking up today and I'm finally seeing the sun.
12:55Come on.
12:56Hubby, where are you?
13:01Damn, she's making me nervous.
13:02I couldn't even imagine that you're about to meet your husband of three years.
13:07This lady's meeting her husband.
13:09The stakes are so much higher.
13:10I'm like, you imagine the stress, the tension, the emotions, like just crazy.
13:15All right, I don't see no speaker, no dance moves incoming.
13:17Yeah, well, you know, everybody can't be great.
13:19It's so sweet, isn't it?
13:38Let's go.
13:39Okay, this is dope.
13:41This is a real hug.
13:41This is a real, real affection here.
13:43Kiss, kiss.
13:44Go ahead and kiss your wife.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Yeah.
13:47First kiss on your wife.
13:49She's a happy girl and she is.
13:52That was sweet.
13:54It just feels like a dream, feels surreal.
13:57Like, I still can't believe it, but I just want more kisses.
14:07Still not enough.
14:09Look how cute they are.
14:11I love that.
14:12I like them as a couple too.
14:13I think they got a shot.
14:15They have three years of kisses to catch up on.
14:18I hope they find that time.
14:20He's been waiting for a while for the honeymoon.
14:25You can tell they are ready for their honeymoon.
14:28Yeah.
14:28She wants to go back to the hotel and open her package.
14:32Oh.
14:33You know, I've never been a part of a tree airport scene like this.
14:37I know you have.
14:38I know you have.
14:38How was it after your dance?
14:47It was awkward.
14:47And there were a lot of random people around.
14:49Yeah.
14:50Wondering why I had a .
14:51You don't like your .
14:52Like, yeah.
14:53Yeah, I don't like being in front of everybody.
14:54I thought you, if I would have walked past them like, this, why is this street performer inside the airport?
14:59Before I met you, I have a lot of thought about this, daydream about this, wild dream about this.
15:11Yeah.
15:12Wet dreams about this.
15:14What did she just say?
15:16That's not in my vocabulary.
15:18I don't think it's in mine either.
15:20Women have wet dreams?
15:21No.
15:22Oh, okay.
15:23Or maybe you just don't.
15:24I've consulted other friends.
15:26Okay.
15:27No.
15:27So it's not a thing?
15:28No.
15:28Women have wet dreams?
15:31Yeah, it's Joby.
15:32I know.
15:32That's usually when you wake me up in the middle of the night.
15:34I don't wake you up.
15:35Don't make that up.
15:36Yeah, all right.
15:37Here we are.
15:43This is really nice.
15:44That's why I pick it.
15:45Would you like to take a vacation man now?
15:48It would be fun to go there.
15:50We could do a girls trip.
15:52Definitely.
15:55Okay.
15:56You got it?
15:56Yeah.
15:57All right.
15:57Good.
15:58No.
15:59You heavy.
16:03No, don't throw me away.
16:05Don't throw you?
16:05No.
16:06You may look tiny, but you heavy though.
16:10Rude.
16:11She a little bitty thing too.
16:13He should have been doing push-ups.
16:14Did your husband ever carry you over the threshold?
16:17Not to me.
16:18Did yours?
16:20Never happened to me.
16:21We never had a honeymoon.
16:23We never did.
16:24Crazy, right?
16:25I mean, what's crazy?
16:26We never have a normal wedding either.
16:28Let's go on a honeymoon.
16:29Never had normal proposal.
16:30What's crazy about it?
16:30Let's go on a honeymoon next month.
16:32Take me somewhere.
16:32Okay.
16:34I am very nervous because, oh my God, I've never been with a man for a long time.
16:43It has been almost a decade since I had sex.
16:46A decade.
16:47A decade.
16:48A decade.
16:48A decade is coming to your aid, baby.
16:51It really is.
16:53You just wait five minutes.
16:55I am worried a little bit.
16:57I'm not going to be able to satisfy him.
17:00I don't know.
17:01Well, if the positions have changed, do I still know how it's going to go?
17:08Like, I don't know.
17:10If he spent that amount of time without, you're going to satisfy him no matter what.
17:14You're probably going to touch him if you're going to be like, you're going to get satisfied.
17:18The first night as a married couple, I can imagine that's nerve wracking.
17:27If he has been faithful for all six years, I know as a man, you know as a man,
17:32it's going to take less than a couple of minutes to send that rocket to the moon,
17:37if you know what I'm saying.
17:39He got some pent-up energy for sure.
17:41Oh, man.
17:42Yeah.
17:43Look at you.
17:44Mm-hmm.
17:45Look good, boo.
17:48She's excited.
17:49She said, come here, boy.
17:51I'm ready to get soon.
17:53Might be a match made in heaven.
17:54She just has this, like, mega bush.
17:56Surprise.
18:00Tween.
18:02All right, you ready?
18:03You ready?
18:03Yeah.
18:04Yeah.
18:07I don't think I ever dive under the cupboards and look at the girl and say,
18:10hey, are you ready?
18:11Set, go.
18:12The thing I have planned today is probably the least romantic and the most awkward date we could have
18:23on my second day here in Turkey.
18:25They haven't had sex yet, and on the second day, she's looking at getting plastic surgery?
18:34You are moving way too fast.
18:35He doesn't even, you don't even know if he likes you the way you are.
18:38You know the only reason your boyfriend should ever be at the plastic surgeon with you?
18:42To pay?
18:42To mother pay.
18:44Ding, ding, ding.
18:47How's Otis doing?
18:49Good.
18:49My little sweetie.
18:50Well, not little.
18:51He's on over 100 pounds, 11 months old.
18:54Jeez.
18:54I know.
18:55And he still thinks he weighs 10 pounds.
18:57Yeah.
18:57Yeah.
18:58I got the bruises to prove it.
19:00Honestly.
19:00Mm-hmm.
19:01He loves me.
19:02He loves to put my whole in his mouth.
19:05We gotta work on that.
19:06I know.
19:07Maybe they can get him on 90 day, the last pet resort.
19:10Oh.
19:10Mm-hmm.
19:11What are you here for?
19:12I nibbled .
19:14Nibbling.
19:18The thing I have planned today is probably the least romantic
19:23and the most awkward date we could have on my second date here in Turkey.
19:31What the ?
19:33Nor.
19:35Oh, wow.
19:37That's not a good way to start off your trip.
19:38Did you tell him about it first?
19:41I wonder.
19:42Okay, look.
19:43I have had some very awkward second dates.
19:46Never.
19:48I, in fact, have never taken anyone to a plastic surgery.
19:53office with me.
19:54However, I'm thrilled that she is multitasking on this trip.
19:59Turkey has such high quality plastic surgeons.
20:02But unfortunately, the only appointment they had was for today.
20:08She must have called up Darce and Stace, got some recommendation.
20:13They haven't had sex yet.
20:15And on the second day, she's looking at getting plastic surgery.
20:18You are moving way too fast.
20:20He doesn't even, you don't even know if he likes you the way you are.
20:23A few weeks ago, I asked Bjorkon to come with me.
20:25Because I kind of want to see how our future could look together
20:30as someone who's supposed to support me.
20:33She's testing the waters doing this on day number one.
20:36I feel like she might be testing him to see if he's, if he's really trying to stay with her,
20:41you know, go through all of whatever it is she wants to do.
20:43He does not even want to be there.
20:45I don't even know what this is about.
20:47So, uh, the problem at the tummy part is actually really common after losing so much weight.
20:58Yeah.
20:59I will just show you some pictures.
21:00Pictures? Now?
21:02Beer camp? No. Face that way.
21:04Oh, he's going to show the pictures to Bjork?
21:08Oh my god, no.
21:09I'd be like, close your eyes, bitch.
21:11Honestly, when I gave birth to Sissy, I told Dallas, like, when I was done, like, don't look.
21:20When they were fixing me all up and everything, I was like, don't you dare effing look.
21:24I didn't want him looking at my butthole.
21:27Honestly.
21:28I can guarantee he's seen your butthole.
21:29I know.
21:30So, as you can see, a horizontal problem here.
21:35We should cut vertically.
21:37I was not expecting the doctor to take the things that you know are your most insecure flaws
21:47and project them for everyone to see like that.
21:52I am immediately regretting having Bjorkom come with me.
21:56They were already having a hard time being vulnerable.
21:58Now she's, like, being as vulnerable as a girl can be.
22:02This is giving me anxiety.
22:04I think this is a level of intimacy that probably neither of them were prepared for.
22:09Mm-hmm.
22:10Yeah.
22:11This is not romantic.
22:13It's not sexy.
22:15It's awful.
22:18She probably should have left Bjorkom at home, though.
22:20Bjorkom should have stayed at home with that pillow right under his head like this, watching TV.
22:26I would not want this to be a first date, for sure.
22:29Did they even get breakfast?
22:31You know the only reason your boyfriend should ever be the plastic surgeon with you?
22:35To pay.
22:35To mother pay.
22:37Ding, ding, ding.
22:40We can talk about special pink fairy dust and all this other great things, but we live in reality.
22:47I'm an adult.
22:48You can be.
22:48You need to treat me like an adult.
22:50I'm not a child anymore.
22:52Wow.
22:53Good job, Forrest.
22:54Bravo.
22:56He was so dominant today that he may actually lay this in pipe tonight.
23:00Yeah.
23:00He might.
23:00They might say, F you, Molly.
23:02Yeah.
23:02And you're going to hear it through these paper-thin walls.
23:05For all three seconds.
23:08Man, it's a new year.
23:09We're both single.
23:10We should really be working on our dating goals.
23:14Mm.
23:14I really just want to find someone who has a good sense of humor, you know, is emotionally available.
23:21Yeah.
23:22God forbid, I want someone who's already fixed their issues.
23:25I was going to ask about your issues.
23:27Are you fixed?
23:29I'm good.
23:30As far as my heart, I'm fine.
23:31Really?
23:32I know not to date anyone who is best friends with their ex.
23:34Who?
23:35But you have the patience, you have the consideration to put someone else first.
23:42You ready for that?
23:43Rob, I don't think you should be talking about that, bucko.
23:45I'm asking you a question.
23:46Yeah.
23:47And yeah, I definitely put someone else first, so.
23:50You put someone first and second.
23:52All right, so.
23:52And third.
23:53Not my problem.
23:54You had options.
23:55I don't have a problem with commitment.
23:57You might have a problem with commitment.
24:03Where are we?
24:04Yummy.
24:05Yep, back in the Phillies.
24:11They're just absolute soulmates, man.
24:13Hey, Forrest and Sheena.
24:16I like them together.
24:17Hey, it is great they're all getting along, but there's still a huge elephant in the room.
24:21I don't know.
24:22That mother all through there.
24:25This is all wonderful.
24:28I didn't realize how truly beautiful the Philippines is.
24:32Yes.
24:33Thanks so much.
24:34I mean, seeing this, meeting you, is so important.
24:40Mm-hmm.
24:41But there's still one little piece of the puzzle.
24:45And that's with your family.
24:47Okay.
24:48So I still really want to talk to them.
24:51You will, in due time.
24:53Inspector Molly over here.
24:56Well, I'm glad that you brought up, you know, Sheena's family.
25:01Oh, yeah, he's going to break the news right now.
25:05Bring it.
25:06Go ahead, Forrest.
25:07Mm-hmm.
25:08Go ahead, Forrest.
25:09Tell her.
25:10Tell her.
25:11Sheena and I had a discussion about, you know, going by ourselves to meet your parents and how it's
25:18important that I meet them before mom and dad meet them.
25:22Do you notice he can't even look at his mom while he's telling her the news?
25:25Yeah.
25:26Deputy Forrest is really doing the job here.
25:31So, mom, I know that you wanted to go as a group to meet with Sheena's family,
25:36but we would really like it if you come the next day.
25:40He had to give her, he had to give her something the next day.
25:45That's not a crazy ask.
25:46It really isn't.
25:47Yeah, that would be the best, honestly.
25:49She better not give him over this because that is not right.
25:53I feel it is important that you have me and Dev to stand by your side.
26:00Just, we will come in and say our greetings.
26:04Hello, how are you?
26:05No going and yelling and screaming.
26:08I promise.
26:08Liar.
26:12We can talk about special pink fairy dust and all this other great things, but we live
26:19in reality, okay? And in reality, you are a very hard core person. You know you are going to go
26:28and look for anything to be said. And I'm an adult. You need to treat me like an adult.
26:35I am not a child anymore.
26:37Good job, Forrest. Bravo.
26:40I think he's getting a little courage with his hat to talk to his mom like this.
26:44He said, there's a new sheriff in town, Molly. If you don't like it, I'm going to kick you out.
26:50Sheena, your parents are going to do the same line that they've used on you all along,
26:57the cultural thing and the duty of the family. Now, how is it all of a sudden under one day,
27:04you can miraculously change and stand up to your parents?
27:07Well, my family isn't the bad people.
27:11I mean, people are allowed to feel different, you know? You can feel one way one day and a
27:16different way another day. And it's fine to admit you don't understand culture.
27:19Yeah. I'm a little scared of my dad still.
27:22I'm 40 years old, just like her. And he takes none of my dollars.
27:27Sheena telling me that her parents aren't bad people. It's like, what? What are you saying?
27:35That's a total different story from what you've been telling me all along.
27:39She's not wrong, though. She's not wrong. She was describing them as bad people.
27:44Oil. How do you know they're bad people? They're bad people because they want money from their
27:49daughter? She hasn't said they were bad people. You just interpret that to mean that they're bad
27:53people. You guys want your life. You want your thing. Go handle it now.
27:58Mom, we're not trying to hurt you. They're going to have you snookered before you even realize it,
28:03Forrest. So, good luck, guys. Good luck. Oh, no, not the good luck.
28:10She ain't got no confidence in her son at all.
28:13I think she's just making up words now.
28:15They're going to have you snookered, Forrest. They're going to steal all your loot.
28:20If I were them, I wouldn't even introduce her to the parents at all.
28:24No, no, no. She's, she's, she has some issues.
28:26Yes. He was so dominant today that he may actually lay some pipe tonight.
28:31Yeah. They might say, F you, Molly.
28:33Yeah. And you're going to hear it through these paper-thin walls.
28:37For all three seconds.
28:38Is that right, girl? Am I doing it?
28:44Yeah.
28:45Isn't that what the, the kids called twerking?
28:49It would complete my life to see you get up and dance that way.
28:52Come on.
28:52Come on.
28:54There you go. There you go. Get that leg. Stinky leg. Do it.
28:59Here is your margarita. I made you a very special concoction tonight.
29:06Gracias.
29:07I'm not going to tell you what's in it, but let me know how you...
29:08What is in it?
29:09Don't worry about it. Just try it.
29:11It looks nice.
29:12Cheers.
29:13All right. Let's watch the show and sip on some marks.
29:22It's Daniel in Nigeria, and he's about to meet Lisa.
29:27Okay.
29:28I bet you that Lisa will get married over there.
29:32Dude, I will bet you my PC, I'll bet you my clothes, my watches, my game console,
29:39that she's going to get married.
29:40Okay, bet.
29:40What do you mean?
29:42Bet.
29:42What do I win?
29:43I'll give you a hug.
29:45You know what? That's hard to get from you.
29:47I know.
29:48Here we go.
29:58Gosh, I feel nervous.
29:59I hope he's excited, though, and doesn't, like, act weird when he sees her.
30:03Are you ready for the surprise he has planned?
30:05Yeah, I am. I'm thinking hopefully the surprise is not the flowers.
30:09Maybe he's planned a dance for her like Asuelu did.
30:11Or a song.
30:14I can't believe I'm finally about to meet Daniel.
30:17Excuse me.
30:20Hello.
30:21This is a beginning chapter.
30:24No matter what it is, whether it's good or bad, it's going to change everything in my life right now.
30:30Here she goes.
30:31All right, here she goes.
30:33Got her wig on.
30:34Go ahead, get yours.
30:47Go ahead, get yours.
30:47Hey.
30:48Go ahead, get yours.
30:49Hey.
30:51Come here.
30:52All right.
30:53There we go.
30:54Oh!
30:55Oh!
30:56Oh!
30:57Oh!
30:57Oh!
30:58Oh!
30:59Oh!
30:59Oh!
31:00Oh!
31:01Damn!
31:01Oh!
31:02Oh!
31:03Oh!
31:03That's her nose, Dave.
31:04That was her nose.
31:05That was her nose.
31:05Oh my god.
31:06What the f**k?
31:07Jesus.
31:08Jeez.
31:08I ain't never been kissed like that.
31:10Oh my god.
31:11I think I need to close my eyes for this.
31:14There they go.
31:18There's definitely a swab and some spit.
31:20Ew.
31:20Oh god.
31:21Oh my god.
31:21He's eating her.
31:22It's a bit much.
31:24I wasn't expecting all of that.
31:26He was ready.
31:28Hey, keep.
31:29Hey, give him a minute.
31:30It's still going.
31:31Give him a minute.
31:32You want to check back?
31:33Maybe we should come back later.
31:35You might be jealous.
31:36Yeah, catch your margarita like that.
31:38He's like.
31:41When we get to their room, then maybe I will chew you.
31:47Oh my good lord.
31:50What is this?
31:52Yeah, that b**ch is going to marry him.
31:54Does it seem like these two have chemistry?
31:57I find chemistry in a lot of others.
32:04What the heck?
32:11Maybe.
32:12That was a surprise.
32:13He had a little band gone.
32:14Oh.
32:15He did this s**t.
32:18They got a parade for her.
32:19I like that music.
32:21Oh, I, I, yeah, that was good.
32:23Yeah.
32:23Come on.
32:24You should have hired dancers.
32:36You could have been with the girl.
32:37And what the did you do?
32:39Nothing.
32:39I haven't had one.
32:40I haven't had an airport team.
32:41Don't nobody want you.
32:42Oh.
32:43If you were greeted at the airport like this, would you love it?
32:46I would be back in the airport.
32:48You'd turn around and go right back in and go home.
32:50Getting a return ticket, yeah.
32:52Do you wish that you could go to a country and they'd welcome you like this?
32:57I don't think so.
33:01I don't think so either.
33:04Wait a minute.
33:05Hold this.
33:05Let me try.
33:06Wait.
33:06Hold the flowers.
33:09Wait.
33:13Is that right?
33:13Girl.
33:14Am I done it?
33:15Girl.
33:16Can you dance like that?
33:18Isn't that what the kids called twerking?
33:22I guess.
33:23I don't know.
33:25It would complete my life to see you get up and dance that way.
33:31There you go.
33:32There you go.
33:33Get that leg.
33:34Stinky leg.
33:35Do it.
33:36I mean, she can have a good time.
33:38She can have fun.
33:39She just can't get married.
33:41And she better not.
33:43I could see it in her face.
33:44She's going to.
33:44She's going to.
33:45After he tongued her down like that, she'll be like, huh?
33:48What?
33:49The tongue controls me.
33:51Oh, my God.
33:51That was so amazing.
34:01Whoa.
34:02Is he going to propose?
34:04No way.
34:06No.
34:06Is that a ring?
34:07No.
34:08He is not.
34:09Oh, my God.
34:10Taking a page out of the Tim Malcolm playbook.
34:13That's not a ring.
34:14Taking a page out of the Tim Malcolm playbook.
34:16Holy .
34:17What are you doing?
34:27Oh, my gosh.
34:30Oh, my gosh.
34:31She's going to break her promise.
34:32Mm-hmm.
34:33He's proposing to her at the airport.
34:35Wait.
34:35I am, like, I cannot speak.
34:37I am, like, speechless.
34:38There's no way she's going to say anything but yes.
34:41Oh, she's saying yes.
34:42A hundred percent.
34:43A hundred percent.
34:44Once she tells him the truth about being
34:45married to a woman, he's going to be like,
34:46give me that .
34:48Lisa promised her daughter she wouldn't get married
34:51on this trip.
34:52I don't think she's thinking about what
34:54her daughter thinks.
34:57What do you think she's going to say?
34:58She's going to say yes.
34:59You think she's going to say yes right now,
35:00and not talk to her daughter first?
35:03Yep.
35:03So I won the bet?
35:05No.
35:06Give me a hug.
35:07You said she'd get married.
35:08Uh-uh.
35:09No.
35:09You said she'd get married.
35:10You know what I meant.
35:11No.
35:11Give me a hug.
35:12No, you know what I meant.
35:13Give me a hug.
35:14One arm, if anything.
35:16All right, you know one arm.
35:17I'm half right.
35:18You get like a shoulder hug.
35:19Pat on the back.
35:22Next time on Before the 90 Days.
35:25This one is for you.
35:26That'll be right.
35:27Stig's in the studio with his big booty hoe.
35:30Ooh.
35:31Ooh.
35:32I brought condoms too, baby.
35:34Go take your shower.
35:35Get everything ready.
35:37It's been 21 years since I've been with a man.
35:40Let me take your shower.
35:41I want it to happen.
35:42Wait.
35:42What if I want it and he doesn't want me?
35:44He wants you.
35:45Yeah, right.
35:45He just proposed to you.
35:46Of course he wants you.
35:47Let's stop this right now.
35:49You see the way that man was kissing on you?
35:50You see the way that man kissed you?
35:52That man looked at you like you were a gazelle and he was a lion from the suburbs of Africa.
36:00He's the real hunt for love.
36:02Facts.
36:03Is she going to take a shower?
36:04Honestly.
36:04Why should we learn about him?
36:06It tastes spicy.
36:10I went to Istanbul, but I couldn't find a job.
36:14So with my debts, I am just broke.
36:17Did you say your debts?
36:19Yeah.
36:20How much is it?
36:21What kind of debts?
36:22Yeah.
36:25I don't want to give you a heart attack.
36:27Mmm.
36:27How much is it?
36:34No.
36:35Say it.
36:36Tell me.
36:38Damn, I need a drink after all that.
36:40Yeah.
36:41In our new tumblers, shall we?
36:43Hell yeah.
36:43Let's do it.
36:44Okay.
36:45Okay.
36:46Okay, let's go.
36:48Let's go finish these margaritas on the balcony.
36:50Why on the balcony?
36:51Because it's nice outside.
36:53Let's go watch the city.
36:54It is nice.
36:54Come on.
36:54Winter time in the best in Miami.
36:57After seeing your fun, I'm ready for the lemonade.
37:00We can go to the dining room.
37:02I'm right with you on that.
37:04Let's go.
37:06You know, I'm still a little annoyed with you that you want to sleep in my bed
37:09when I bought you this very nice air mattress.
37:11It's just hospitality.
37:13Don't act like you bought that air mattress for me.
37:15Well, dude, how about we just race for it?
37:17Race where?
37:18We'll race downstairs.
37:19Whoever gets to my bed first, you can have the bed.
37:21No, you didn't count fast.
37:23Hey, you're cheating.
37:25I'm not about to let you win.
37:27It is risky.
37:28You don't know what to do.
37:30No!
37:31You need surgery in your bed.
37:36Please, never miss that job.
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