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The Masked Singer AfterMask Season 2 Episode 2
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00:00Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya? Who's that behind the mask?
00:08Hello, I'm Harriet Rose and this is Unmasked, the shorter, sweeter, sillier little sister to the masked singer.
00:15It is like finding a tenner in your pocket. A welcome surprise, a little added extra, something special to bring a smile to your face.
00:23Now, they have let me loose again backstage to try and bring you the bits the main show just don't show you.
00:31In a minute, I'm gonna be speaking to Teabag, our latest character to be unmasked, plus we'll be having more judgy fun.
00:38Got plenty to pack in, so let's crack on.
00:41I'm so sad that you're gone.
00:43I can't believe it. I literally...
00:45I mean, I can believe it, but I can't believe it.
00:47I thought people would have enjoyed the Teabag.
00:49It was my favourite costume. Do you know what I think it was? I think the big eyes.
00:53It was quite scary.
00:54Looking into people's souls.
00:56But listen, what I want to know is, how do you take your tea?
00:59Erm, green.
01:01And that, no pun intended. No.
01:03There's no, like, it's not, I'm not here to be ironic.
01:05That is actually true. That is actually true, isn't it?
01:08Yeah, it is.
01:10Do you know what? You were one of my guesses, but not for you.
01:13You were one of my guesses for somebody else.
01:15What, in this series? Yes, which is iconic.
01:17Who was it, though? We guessed. Pro.
01:20Sloth. Totally different person.
01:22So, that's way more fitting. Do you know what? It's the height.
01:24The height. Way more fitting for me as well.
01:25I did see you and I thought, that guy's tall. He's tall.
01:28I mean, I was extra tall, because my eyes were behind the mouth, I think, or just above.
01:32But also, you've got your heels on as well.
01:33I have, yeah, well, my... Well, I mean, I'm kind of like a leprechaun teabag.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Yet not very small, a leprechaun would...
01:40A massive leprechaun teabag.
01:41A massive, yeah.
01:42Tell me, how does it feel? I know it's not easy going out early.
01:45Do you know what? The win for me, it feels really good, because I know four out of five people on that panel, and none of them were anywhere near.
01:52The question that I want to ask you is, performing Glastonbury or being a teabag?
01:56Being a teabag.
01:57And that's poetic, I think. What made you want to do Masked Singer? Is it for your little son?
02:02Do you know what? My son's going to love it. Although I did show him a photo of the costume with no context, and I said, do you like it? And he went, no.
02:08That should have been a red flag early days. Is it going to be a surprise to your friends? Because obviously, your mate Example was on last year. He did very well.
02:16He did. He's never going to let me live that down, is he? I got to the semi-final, yeah, but at least they knew who I was.
02:23Is this going to be a fight to the death?
02:25I mean, 20 years strong, we're fine. We'll survive anything.
02:29Did you talk to anyone about you doing the show?
02:32Nope. Your partner?
02:33I genuinely, no, no, no, nobody.
02:35Well, Professor Green, thank you so much. I'm gutted, to be honest.
02:38Same.
02:39What was your next song going to be?
02:40ABBA, Winner Takes It All.
02:42Oh, sadly, you are out of here.
02:46Left me in the cup too long. Bitter.
02:49Bitter. I'm bitter, to be honest.
02:52OK, guys. Oh, I just got hit in the face with this.
02:54I'm sorry.
02:55No, I'm joking. See you later, guys.
02:56Bye.
02:57Bye.
02:58He's going to go and cry in a cup.
02:59I'm storming a tea cup.
03:01Well, there you have it, our latest Unmarsed Celeb.
03:04Who'd a thunk Professor Green was on stage dressed as a giant teabag
03:09belting out a banger?
03:11I certainly didn't.
03:13Right. Earlier today, I was back with the judges,
03:16who were thinking they were going to get two minutes apiece,
03:18but not with me around, hun. I had other plans.
03:21Guys, we're coming again, we're coming again, we're coming again.
03:23Matt, I hope you don't mind. My name's Harriet.
03:25I'm the after-show host of Unmasked.
03:27Nice to see you.
03:28Oh.
03:29I'd love to play a game of this or that with you.
03:31Would you mind?
03:32I wouldn't mind, actually.
03:33Les Mis or Arsenal?
03:34Oh, you cheeky!
03:37I love Les Mis, but Arsenal is in me.
03:40If you cut me, I bleed red.
03:41Come on, you gooners!
03:43Early mornings or late nights?
03:44Late nights.
03:45Miss a penalty for Arsenal or score an own goal for Arsenal?
03:49Oh, God!
03:51Score an own goal, because then at least I would have scored a goal in my life.
03:56West End or World Tour?
03:58West End, darling.
03:59West End.
04:00Paperback or audio book?
04:02Audio book, very expressive.
04:04Comedy or musical theatre?
04:06Comedy.
04:08Thank you so much, Matt Lucas.
04:11I have got to get off stage before I get arrested.
04:15But let's go and find out what happened when I went and messed with the runners.
04:18This is a lot of fun.
04:19They're the hardest working people here.
04:21Who's that that has a mask?
04:25Who's that that has a mask?
04:30Right, let's go and meet Oli. Come on.
04:32Okay, Oli, is your only job just organising snacks in colour?
04:37No, I swear it's not just colour coordination with the snacks and restocking them.
04:41My job more entails looking after the crew out there on the floor whilst they're shooting the studio, basically.
04:47I'm just doing a bit of a tidy before we start recording.
04:49The audience have just come in, so I want to make sure the dancers have got some snacks
04:52so when we have a bit of a reset, they can sneak to the back, quickly down it and then have a quick snack.
04:59Uh-huh.
05:00The panel, I've got theirs.
05:02I've got it now.
05:03What are you going to do about it?
05:04Off my set.
05:05Wow.
05:06I'll just tell him to.
05:07No, no, no.
05:08He's panicking now.
05:09You've got the authority.
05:10Jackie Weaver, this is on you.
05:11I've got to lose my job.
05:13No, no, no, no.
05:14I'm not going to get you fired.
05:15Can you tell me what's in this bag?
05:17Because you're gripping it like it's got the crown jewels in it.
05:20Yes, it's dear life.
05:21It's important to me.
05:22This is my production bag that I take on every shoot.
05:25And in it is all sorts of things that someone always asks for.
05:28So if you need like tape, I've got tape.
05:30If you need string, I've got string.
05:32Have you got chewing gum?
05:33I've got chewing gum.
05:34Give me your chewing gum right now.
05:35I've got chewing gum.
05:36Because as we know, the runner's job is one of the hardest jobs on The Masked Singer.
05:40They are looking after everybody, including me.
05:43Tape.
05:44Tape.
05:45Wow.
05:46Black.
05:47Okay, cool.
05:48Pink tape.
05:49Pink tape.
05:50No pad for radios.
05:51Umbrella.
05:52Rainy day.
05:53It rains down here on the set a lot.
05:54It rains on set.
05:55A lot.
05:56And what's always asked for on set?
05:58Chargers.
05:59This is like being in the back of the best Uber ever.
06:01I was a runner once, and my only reason for being a runner was because you get to use these bad boys.
06:07Mm-hmm.
06:08Hey.
06:09Hey, guys.
06:10It's Ollie.
06:11Is anyone saying anything?
06:12Can they hear me?
06:13You're actually through to the director.
06:14You've not gone through to the runner's channel.
06:16Hey, director.
06:17Slay the house down today.
06:18Go off, king.
06:19Love you.
06:20Bye.
06:21He says I sound different.
06:22Today, I've helped Ollie with his running.
06:26You know, as you can see, I spoke to the director.
06:28Ollie, I want you to read my link.
06:30Are you ready?
06:31I'm ready.
06:32So, Ollie, as I've already said, you're not going to get me to help you again.
06:36But do you want to tell everyone what's coming up?
06:39A little bit of space.
06:40Oh, sorry.
06:41Do apologize.
06:42Do apologize.
06:43Now for something I'm super excited about.
06:45A special cue delivery from one of our masked singers.
06:48This is even better than the time Mo let me have the leftover crisps in his dressing room.
06:54Everybody, come on.
06:55Round of applause.
06:57That was fantastic.
06:58Stop trying to take my job.
06:59Go.
07:00Bye.
07:01Go.
07:02Well, I'm not sure Ollie's going to be asking me to report for duty anytime soon.
07:06But don't worry, because I have got another very exclusive, exciting clue coming your way.
07:13Yes, that's right.
07:14It's actually going to be even more exciting than that time that Mo let me eat his leftover chips from his dressing room.
07:20And that was a thrilling experience.
07:24Another prime delivery from none other than Arctic Fox.
07:28Oh, what have we got in here?
07:30It is a compass.
07:31Could it be Bear Grylls?
07:34Another one I've got for you.
07:36Jordan North.
07:38I feel like he's been outside a few times.
07:40Arctic Fox.
07:41You've got me out, Fox.
07:42But can you guess what this might mean?
07:45Well, there it is.
07:46Another episode of Unmasked.
07:48There's been glitz.
07:49There's been glamour.
07:50I've been kicked off stage for the fourth time this series.
07:53But without that kind of chaos, it just wouldn't be Unmasked, would it?
07:56So, if you've enjoyed this show just as much as I have, please make sure you tune in as soon as you finish watching The Masked Singer,
08:03because we'll be here waiting for you, hun, with all the piping hot tea that you need and that you don't get on the main show.
08:09Okay?
08:10See you next time.
08:11Bye!
08:12Bye!
08:42Bye!
08:43Bye!
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