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00:27Daniel, you're a season fan.
00:30That's our Rotherdy money, all these pricks round here, noses in the air looking down
00:40at us. Fucking jealous now, innit? Do you want to hold it? Don't want to get your prints
00:49on that. I'll make you an accessory. Don't say those things to him. About fucking time.
00:55So, how do I look? What is she, son? She's a tart, Dad. That's right. She's a tart. Is
01:11me coming? No, he's away doing a bit of work.
01:25What about this? No. You would say no, eh? No, no, no, no. Let me do it. But is this
01:44nice? That's it. This is it. No, no, no, not this. This is music. This is this is my song.
01:55Can we have sung in a bit? Which I'm certain. I live. A life that's cold. I travel each and
02:09every highway. Still good, though. Hey, you listening, boy. I did it my way.
02:23Regrets. I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do. And
02:43saw it through. And saw it through. Without exception. I planned each charter course. Each careful
02:57step. Along the byway. And more. Much more than this. I did it my way. And more. Much more than this. I did it my way.
03:11My way. Yes, I have times. I'm sure you knew. When I bit off. More than I could chew. And through it all. When there was
03:31down. I ate it up. And spit it out. I faced it all. And I stood tall. And did it my way.
03:51Five nights? Yeah. Lovely. I've got a lovely one from you. Oh, perfect. It's got a
04:13some new. Number three. So that third floor. That was from 7am. Yeah, mate. Thank you.
04:25Mate. Do one of us, will you? One of your Polaroids. Do one of us, eh? Just one is all.
04:35Come on. Nice one. Thank you. Come on. Just popping out. You're coming back though, right? Yeah, of course I am. Because we're
05:03dinner at eight. I said I'm coming back, didn't I? A doll. What's the price, miss?
05:32Oh, boy. Okay.
05:34Oh, boy. Okay.
05:35Don't.
05:40I'm coming back.
05:45Bye.
05:49убjac, sorry.
05:55Come on, let's fucking eat.
06:14Daniel, what is she?
06:20She's a tart, Dad.
06:22Yeah, she's a fucking tart.
06:25Yeah, she's a tart.
06:56Look at this place, what a fucking shit hole.
06:59No, it's nice.
07:00Nice, is it? That's what you think.
07:03Look, Daniel, the tart's got an opinion.
07:06Can you talk, little tart?
07:07Don't start, okay?
07:09I'm not starting, I'm just having a laugh.
07:12A laugh is all.
07:14Come on, just having a laugh is all, a little bit of a laugh.
07:17I want a nice evening out.
07:20This is a nice evening out, we're having a nice evening.
07:23This will be nice.
07:25Don't you think this is nice?
07:26I'm shat in better places than this.
07:36Tony, what about you?
07:37How's life as a single woman about town?
07:38Stop!
07:39You seem really well, Mum.
07:40Yeah, yeah, I am well.
07:41Do you miss him?
07:42Yeah, of course I do.
07:43Look, I was with Martin for a lot longer than I was with your dad.
07:45I mean, I don't know.
07:46Jenny, what about you?
07:55How's life as a single woman about town?
07:58Stop!
07:59You seem really well, Mum.
08:01Yeah, yeah, I am well.
08:06Do you miss him?
08:07Yeah, of course I do.
08:09Look, I was with Martin for a lot longer than I was with your dad.
08:12I mean, he was a boring old bastard, but...
08:16He was kind.
08:20It's cancer, Danny.
08:22Sometimes I think you grieve before they die.
08:26Well, I love the way that you came out of it.
08:30Really?
08:31Yeah.
08:32It's your life.
08:33You get to live it for you, for once.
08:35Yeah.
08:36Well, in that case, I'm going to get wankered.
08:41Oh, you know that your Uncle Frank is out?
08:43Yeah, yeah.
08:44I think Lee's going to pop round to see him tomorrow,
08:46so, well, you could join.
08:48Yeah, I don't know, Mum.
08:49Look, you know how down he gets.
08:51He needs family around him.
08:53Look, Frank's great.
08:54I will go.
08:55It's just...
08:57I don't know, him and Lee together.
09:00Two ex-cons.
09:01It's going to get a bit male and manly.
09:04Danny, Frank loves you.
09:05I know, I know.
09:06He's my only brother.
09:07I will.
09:07I'll go.
09:08I'll go and see him, I promise, next week.
09:10Oh, excuse me, sorry.
09:11Could I have a glass of white, please?
09:14Thanks.
09:17Can I ask you something?
09:19Yeah.
09:22How come he stays with Dad for so long?
09:24Why are you asking that?
09:30I just...
09:32No, I don't know.
09:33It's just...
09:34You could have...
09:35You could have left him sooner.
09:37Why didn't you?
09:38Look, when I met him, I was...
09:48Well turned out, good looking, funny, smart.
09:52I was a catch.
09:55But by the time I went, looks was all I had.
10:00Knowing the right shade of lippy to put on.
10:05How can a person like that leave?
10:06No, but you did.
10:09Yeah.
10:10Yeah, I did.
10:11So, so why not sooner?
10:14You know?
10:16Change of subject, eh, Danny?
10:17No, I just keep thinking about it because I just...
10:20What if things might have been better?
10:22Danny.
10:23No, I don't mean...
10:24Yeah, no.
10:24I just, I mean for you.
10:26Danny, please.
10:30Sorry, I don't...
10:31Talking to Lee.
10:47I was there at the weekend.
10:49Took some pics of Dean, didn't she?
10:50Yeah, of course I do.
10:53He's really grown.
10:54Look.
10:55Oh my God, he is really grown, isn't he?
10:58Yeah.
10:59What has she got in her teeth?
11:00Oh my God.
11:13Oh.
11:14Oh, that's just, that's just to check the, um, uh, the...
11:20Let's, should we get you that glass of wine?
11:24Excuse me.
11:43Uh, hey.
11:50Oh, you f***ing a prayer.
11:58Oh, you f***ing a prayer.
12:20It's in your locker, Dan.
12:28Oh my God.
12:30Going f***ing nuts.
12:32You still up tonight?
12:34Yes, yes, yeah, I really am.
12:35I'm, um, totally.
12:37Don't be late, okay?
12:38No, I won't be late.
12:39Max is doing his jambalaya.
12:40It has to be exactly right and he will not serve it until everyone's there.
12:45I won't be late.
12:45Don't worry.
12:47All right.
12:50Okay.
12:53Stupid question.
12:54I don't have anything in here, do I?
12:56Like what?
12:58Half a kilo of heroin.
13:01That's for the f***ing door, Dan.
13:03Yeah.
13:07Plato tells the story of a man called Gyges who finds a ring of invisibility.
13:16Once Gyges puts the ring on, he can do anything he likes.
13:20Kill, steal, do anything at all without anyone finding him.
13:25And where does big men find this ring?
13:28Plato's question is, is there any reason for Gyges to be good?
13:33Females.
13:38Females.
13:40Females?
13:41Just females?
13:42Nothing else?
13:43Well, I'm assuming this Gyges hasn't been saved by the light of the Lord Jesus Christ.
13:48So, yeah, just females.
13:49You know what?
13:50Yeah, I'll go with that.
13:51When I was begging, if I see like three lads on the night out, yeah, I know I'm getting nothing.
13:56But if I see a man with a gal and they got like shopping bags, yeah, like honeymoon vibes,
14:01I go straight up to him, ask him for money.
14:04Nine out of ten times, he gives it, yeah?
14:06Like, I give him the chance to look kind and like he's got cash.
14:10Like, I provide a service.
14:12It's serious, Dan.
14:13Like, without me, he spends a night on porn harm.
14:18Okay, so Gyges should only be good if women can see it.
14:22Dan, look around us, bro.
14:25We've got female teachers, officers, nurses.
14:28Well, you take them all away, you think men are going to be, what, better?
14:31It's nonsense.
14:33Nods.
14:34It's our confession.
14:41Did you want to say something, Wallace?
14:46Women are the salvation of men.
14:48Yeah, that's what we're saying, Wallace.
14:49But you've got to earn it.
14:50You've got to be using first, not just when they're looking.
14:53So, some philosophers say that masculinity is an identity achieved through dominance.
15:03In order for me to be a man, someone else has to lose.
15:07And more often than not, that someone is a woman or child.
15:11No, Dan, there are good men and there's bad men, yeah?
15:15Well, the writer, Bell Hooks, she argues that the idea of the good man is sexist.
15:23She says we should want to be a good person, not a good man.
15:28In here, I don't think about being a good person.
15:33But I do feel bad about not being a good man.
15:35When I'm on the phone to my ex and I hear my little girl crying because, you know, some
15:44teacher don't like her, I can't do nothing.
15:47I can't sort it.
15:50I feel like shit.
15:51Yeah, I don't like the whole dominance thing.
15:57It's belittling, if you don't mind me saying them.
16:02Being a man, it's way more than dominance.
16:06A lot more.
16:07Oh, shit, it's me, please.
16:09I'm going to cut your dick off, you little bastard.
16:12As for the cowardly, the faithful, the detestable, the...
16:16You are sexually immoral and liars.
16:17Because there is the potion that burns with fire, burns with fire and sofa.
16:23It's just a certain death call and there's the revisions of anybody who's deviant fucks.
16:34All right, good?
16:36All right.
16:37You weren't in class?
16:38No.
16:39They wouldn't let us off the landing.
16:42I'd love to say it was an incident, but like us not, someone just squashed a cockroach without
16:47the correct paperwork.
16:49This place is a shite shambles, Dan.
16:52Well, I've brought you some reading.
16:55I know you're like a head stop.
16:56I do, I do.
16:58It's a dialogue between Slavoj Žižek and Will's self.
17:02Ah, Žižek.
17:04The Billy Conley of philosophy.
17:07It's like if performance art fucked verbosity.
17:11Thanks for that, Dan.
17:12That's all right.
17:13I'll see you next class.
17:14All right.
17:15Oh, by the way, I could do something to you in return.
17:20In return?
17:20What do you mean?
17:22Well, your dad did time, right?
17:27What makes you say that?
17:29Well, a place like this word gets around.
17:33It doesn't matter how, but what matters is, I know a guy who was inside with him.
17:40He was your dad's pad, mate.
17:41Right, that's what he said, isn't it?
17:44He said he was my dad's pad, mate.
17:46Aye, for eight months.
17:49Now, that's a hell of a long time in a place like this.
17:52And what's more is, that man's in here.
17:55You know, I can put you in touch.
17:59You could, um, have a chat with him.
18:03Would you like that?
18:08I'll think about what you said.
18:10Right.
18:11Yeah.
18:11I'll see you next time.
18:26Good night.
18:27All right, Lou. Hey, um, yeah, listen, you're going to Uncle Frank's today, right? I thought
18:52I might, um, you know, tag along. Yeah. Um, when are you going? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I've,
19:05um, yeah, I've got something I could do first.
19:22Yeah.
19:52If it was, though, Dan, they made you fucking march. What, like a soldier? Like a fucking
20:05tin soldier. They wanted to march you down to get your fucking chow. This is years ago,
20:11Dan. I'm a kid, so I'm not having this. I'll give it the Travolta roll. I'm all like,
20:17I'll give it the wrong. Bang. Punched in the guts on the floor. Next day, roll. Bang.
20:30Floor. 10 days straight, I swear to God. So they changed tack. I'll go down. They gave
20:37me my dinner. The whole plate is covered in salt. Oh, no, that's wrong, that is. Yeah,
20:43you had to scrape it off even to eat, eh? But I still give it the roll, right? And every
20:50day, they give me my plate of food, white, with salt. 10 days of that, they chuck me in
20:55seg. Oh, man, that is bad, Dan. Sig, that's awful. I mean, I've never done sig, but they
21:02bury you down there, mate. You sleep on a concrete ledge, Dan. Each day, the screws will wake me
21:08up, take me outside, give me a shovel, and make me dig an hole eight foot deep. And at the
21:15end of the day, I'd have to fill it back in. You must have been exhausted. Dan, every day,
21:21when they open that door, I'll spring to my feet, big smile, and go, you got my shovel?
21:27I love digging. I loved it, I loved it, I did. Right, but you hated it, really? I loved it, I
21:46pretended I loved it. So you didn't love it? No, Dan, he loved it, he pretended. I used
21:54to pretend I loved it, so, you know, I loved it. What about on your own, when you put your
22:00head on the pillow? I've been digging fucking holes all day. I slept like the log. What you've
22:08got to remember about prison is, it fucking loves to grip you in place. Now, if you don't
22:15want that, you've got to push back. So one day, they send me back to my cell. They
22:23go, no one says a word. I'm thinking, oh, I, what now? They call feeding time. I'll
22:30roll on down, just like always. All eyes on me. Give me my food. Clean. Not a grain of
22:40salt on it. Under respect, Frank. They've given up on me. So I took that plate, look up at the
22:48screw, who's with me, and I'll say, where's my fucking salt?
22:55What is it?
22:56I don't know. Get off. Come on, man. Get off these. Get off these. Get off. Is it a
23:21is it a puff? He don't like to be around it. He's a good lad, Lee. He's done really well.
23:31He's looking a bit tired though, ain't he? Yeah, I noticed that.
23:36Are you digging holes again, Frank? Making a pond for Mum. Loads of wildlife in a pond.
23:43Toads, ducks, dragonflies could even get newts. I don't want fucking newts.
23:52Thanks, man. I love wildlife.
23:57When we was little, we used to bunk the train to Sandwich in Kent,
24:00sit on the shore, watch the sun go down. I've not been back since I was a boy.
24:06Well, we could go if you like, Frank. Get you some air.
24:08Well, great, but... What about tomorrow?
24:10Gotta wait for a clear day, though. You want a clear day?
24:13It's going to be really clear tomorrow. Well, yeah, we'll do that, yeah?
24:20But we'll wait for a clear day.
24:25Yeah.
24:34Um...
24:38Frank, do you know where Dad is?
24:39Why are you asking that?
24:43I just... I just want to know where he is.
24:47You're not going to get in touch with him, are you?
24:49No, no, no, no, no. No. Just want to know.
24:52There's lots of reasons why people do crime with me.
25:02It's because I was good at it.
25:04With Lee, it's because he had to. He had no choice.
25:08Well, your dad, it was because he liked to subjugate people.
25:15He loved to grind people down. He enjoyed it. He was a fucking weasel.
25:24You shouldn't need reminding of that.
25:25It's a sorcery fight.
25:31I thought you had this to start.
25:33Oh, this remain.
25:36Where's that prick with our drinks?
25:39We can see they're busy.
25:46Uh, so sorry, guys. It's been a problem in the kitchen. It's all gone a bit crazy.
25:50Where's my drink?
25:51Um, they're just on drinks now, but I thought if I get your food order in, it should be no delay.
25:55Ah, that is very considerate.
25:57Off the kids' menu, we'll have the sausage bites to start and then the pasta, but with no cheese.
26:02And for me as a starter, could I get...
26:06Actually, is the baked brie good?
26:08Honestly, it's the best thing on the menu.
26:11Not just saying that.
26:13Alright, well, normally yes, but it is really good.
26:16Well, how could I resist that?
26:19Yeah, how could you resist that?
26:20Alright, and for you, sir?
26:25Calamari.
26:27Calamari. Fantastic.
26:31And now for the mains. I've actually got a special tonight. It's a grilled monkfish.
26:35It comes with a baked potato salad and a pesto sauce.
26:37Oh, that does sound lovely. You know, I think I'll take that.
26:40Right.
26:41I thought you were having cod.
26:44Yeah, I was, but...
26:45Well, don't let him upsell you, have your fucking cod.
26:50I want steak, cremated, and if I see one drop of blood, it won't be the fucking cow bleeding.
26:56Do you move as fast as you smile?
27:01Er, sorry, I...
27:02Don't start. He's just doing his job.
27:03What are you sorry for?
27:04Er, nothing. I'm not. I just...
27:06Oh, you're not sorry? Not sorry at all, then?
27:09Should I just get the drinks?
27:10Well, I'm not going to go up there and get my fucking self, am I?
27:21Fucking fairy wanker.
27:26Mum, where's Dad? He's having a drink.
27:53What? By himself.
27:56Go brush your teeth, Annie.
28:00I wish Lee was here.
28:02isn't that what you want?
28:23That what you want is it?
28:27That what you fucking well want
28:29Is it?
28:31That what you want?
28:33That what you fucking well want
28:35What do you want?
28:37Wear it.
28:39Calm down.
28:41That what you fucking well want
28:43That what you want
28:45That what you want
28:47Get off me!
28:49Wait!
28:51Now calm down
28:53Stop!
28:55No! No!
28:57No! That what you want is it?
28:59That what you fucking well want
29:01That what you want is it?
29:03What you want is it?
29:19Honestly I just cannot find anything wrong with it
29:21I just keep thinking that I can smell gas
29:23Well can you smell it now?
29:29Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I think I can
29:31No you can't
29:33Because I've had the gas lines off for 90 minutes
29:35And the windows open for 70
29:37So if there's any gas in this room
29:39It is defying the basic laws of atmospheric circulation
29:41Okay so why can I smell it?
29:43Well that is between you and a caring and qualified psychotherapist
29:49Look it's erm
29:51It's a mechanical process
29:53Gas flow is initiated by physically turning the knob
29:57It's fine
29:59But erm if you want to get a second opinion you're more than welcome
30:01Is that a thing in gas engineering?
30:03Is that a thing in gas engineering?
30:05No
30:07It's alright yeah
30:09I should just relax
30:10Yeah
30:11Yeah I'd give that a try
30:20You want me to check it again don't you?
30:22Yeah is that totally insane?
30:25Well it is going to be exactly the same result
30:28And I will have to charge you for another hour
30:31And you did say you had somewhere to be in that you were already late so
30:34Yeah yeah erm
30:35Yeah
30:36No okay
30:37Sorry yeah erm
30:38Check it again
30:39Please
30:49Hey Jamie
30:50Hey
30:51Yeah I'm erm
30:52Yeah sorry I'm sorry
30:53I'm on a bus
30:54But there was erm
30:55There was this erm
30:57Fight
30:58On the bus
30:59Yeah yeah yeah
31:00These these two guys
31:01So I'm on another one right now
31:03So I'm
31:04I'm going to be there in
31:05Erm
31:06Well listen as
31:10I mean as soon as I can
31:11An
31:15Center
31:16They're gone
31:18There's one
31:19Now
31:20In
31:21Weeeing
31:22Plug
31:24Weeeing
31:27Weeeing
31:31Weeeing
31:32Weeing
31:33Weeing
31:35Vamp
31:37Weeeing
31:38We
31:39Hey, Max, I'm so sorry.
31:56There was a fight on the bus, and then there was roadworks, and it...
32:01I'm going to go and try and rescue the jambalaya, which was ready one hour and 25 minutes ago.
32:09But he is driving me nuts.
32:19So, this guy is a prisoner?
32:20What's his name, Helen?
32:21Demir.
32:22Do you know him?
32:23I don't think so.
32:24Well, I've been doing these lessons, parenting through play, so I bring in a bunch of toys
32:29for the men, and I teach them how to play with their own children.
32:33Oh, my God, that is amazing.
32:35Because a lot of them don't know how.
32:37They're often inside when their kids are born, and their own families, it's not exactly
32:41like they come from homes where Dad engages fully.
32:44I could not do it.
32:45Working in a prison?
32:46I just could not do it.
32:48But this one guy drives me nuts.
32:52Demir?
32:53Is he a lifer?
32:54Yeah, that's right.
32:55Do you know him?
32:56Yeah, I think so.
32:57I think I quite like him.
32:58You work in a prison as well?
32:59Yeah, I thought you taught philosophy.
33:01Yeah, I do.
33:02In prison.
33:03To prisoners.
33:04Wow!
33:06Fucking wow!
33:08That's just blown my mind.
33:10That's incredible!
33:12Well, anyway, this guy Demir, he insists on calling me Miss, despite me specifically
33:17telling him, call me Helen.
33:18No, that is annoying.
33:20And he's always finding me a chair.
33:22He will stop everything, and it's all like, let's find Miss the best chair.
33:27Yeah, what an arse.
33:29No!
33:30Dan, it's belittling.
33:32Yeah.
33:33No, no, I get that.
33:34That is kind of sexist, actually.
33:36And if anyone says anything, he's straight in with, have some respect.
33:39How would you feel if she was your sister?
33:41Like, I need him to save me?
33:44Well, I think it's the other way around.
33:46I think that you're saving him.
33:48He has to protect you from the other men to prove that he's not like them.
33:53They're the men that have to dominate other people, not him.
33:57Yeah, but what he's doing is the opposite.
34:00And that kind of male protection is proprietary, right?
34:03I mean, he's actually reinforcing dominant behaviour.
34:06Yeah.
34:07Write that down for me, Paul.
34:08I'll pass that on to Demir before his next anal cavity search.
34:11Max, this is gorgeous.
34:15Yeah, normally it is.
34:17Dan, can I ask you a question?
34:19I think so.
34:21It's a bit personal.
34:23You said your father is a prisoner.
34:27Was.
34:29Yeah.
34:30Like I said, I don't know where he is now.
34:33So, do you think you're trying to sort of save these men you teach?
34:36Do you mind me asking this?
34:38No, why would I be trying to save them?
34:41Well, you happen to just find yourself working in the place that stole your father from you.
34:46No, my father wasn't stolen.
34:48I mean, he stole, but he wasn't stolen.
34:51Yeah, yeah.
34:53No, seriously though.
34:54I mean, otherwise, why are you working in a prison?
34:58Why is Jamie in a prison? Why is Helen in prison?
35:01Why?
35:02Why?
35:03Why?
35:04Come on.
35:05Come on, what?
35:06What do you mean, come on?
35:07Well, it's just different, isn't it?
35:08Is it?
35:09Well, you know it is.
35:11What?
35:12This has never occurred to you before.
35:13Why, ever?
35:14I don't know.
35:15Maybe I'm just fucking dumb, Paul.
35:17And Dan doesn't drink, by the way.
35:18To reiterate, this is Dan so far.
35:19I mean, I don't think Paul was trying to make you.
35:20What do your parents do, Paul?
35:21Oh, they're both GPs.
35:22Well, you said you were a doctor, didn't you?
35:23Oh, okay.
35:24I can see where this is.
35:25And yet you don't feel the need to pathologize that kind of inheritance.
35:27Oh, I wasn't pathologizing.
35:28Oh, no, that's right.
35:29Of course, nice middle-class bourgeois white-bred nepo baby pass-downs are perfectly acceptable.
35:33All right, Dan.
35:34Come on.
35:35No, I'm not trying to save anyone.
35:37The time to save them is long gone.
35:39We all missed the boat on that one.
35:40We were too busy recreationally pontificating over Chateau.
35:42Oh, I don't think Paul was trying to make you.
35:43I don't think Paul was trying to make you.
35:44What do your parents do, Paul?
35:45Oh, they're both GPs.
35:46You said you were a doctor, didn't you?
35:47Oh, okay.
35:48I can see where this is.
35:49And yet you don't feel the need to pathologize that kind of inheritance.
35:51Oh, I wasn't pathologizing.
35:52Oh, no, that's right.
35:53It was long gone.
35:54We all missed the boat on that one.
35:55We were too busy recreationally pontificating over Chateau Neuf-de-Path and shoving culturally
35:59appropriated rice dodged down our throats.
36:01Definitely.
36:02I'm really sorry.
36:03But I don't save.
36:04I don't rehabilitate.
36:05I mean, I don't even educate, really.
36:07I mean, actually, the most that I do is a two-hour holiday in the head.
36:12A brief respite from a life of concrete steeped in spice.
36:18A life that can best be characterized by the act of trying not to make eye contact with another
36:22man while he shits in front of you.
36:26That's me, Paul.
36:30So feel free to psychoanalyse that.
36:52Yeah?
36:53What were you just then?
36:55What the frickin' fuck?
36:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:57I know.
36:58White bread nepo baby pass-downs.
36:59Yeah, it was too much, wasn't it?
37:00No, no.
37:01The whole thing was too much.
37:02Everything that came out of your mouth was way too much.
37:06I mean, I don't know, I don't know, but I hope this is a nervous breakdown because if this is what you're normally like...
37:16Is it okay in there?
37:17No.
37:18No.
37:19No, no.
37:20It is not.
37:21The atmosphere is most definitely ruined.
37:23Paul's a dick though, right?
37:24No, I mean, he's just drunk.
37:25And Max is lovely, but he's never going to forgive you for that shitty chumpalaya.
37:26I mean, you were an hour and a half late.
37:27What were you doing?
37:28What were you doing?
37:29What were you doing?
37:30What were you doing?
37:31I don't know you, but I hope this is a nervous breakdown because if this is what you're normally
37:32like...
37:33Is it okay in there?
37:34No.
37:35No, it is not.
37:36The atmosphere is most definitely ruined.
37:37Paul's a dick though, right?
37:38No, I mean, he was just drunk.
37:39And Max is lovely, but he's never going to forgive you for that shitty chumpalaya.
37:44I mean, you were an hour and a half late.
37:45What were you doing?
37:46I was checking my stove.
37:47Excuse me?
37:48My cooker.
37:49It takes me an hour to leave the house these days because I keep thinking it's on.
37:51That's what I was doing just now.
37:52Checking photos of it.
37:53Photos?
37:54Of you?
37:55Of you?
37:56Of you?
37:57Of you?
37:58Of you?
37:59Of you?
38:00Of you?
38:01Of you?
38:02Of you?
38:03Of you?
38:04Of you?
38:05Of you?
38:06Of you?
38:07Of you?
38:08Of you?
38:09Of you?
38:10Of you?
38:11Of you?
38:12Of you?
38:13Of you?
38:14Of you?
38:15Yeah, do you want to see?
38:16I've got thousands.
38:18But they don't work anymore.
38:20I just keep thinking that that flame's going to come on anyway.
38:23Fucking debilitating.
38:25Oh, and I've started seeing my dad.
38:27Or like thinking that I'm seeing him.
38:29And Paul's right.
38:31Me doing this job may very well be about a man that I never want to see again and fucking
38:35hate it anyway, so...
38:37Actually, yeah, this could be a breakdown.
38:41Why don't you use a video camera?
38:48Instead of photos, set up a nanny cam in front of the cooker.
38:54Download the app on your phone, you can watch it in real time.
38:57That way you'll know your house isn't burning down.
39:02I mean, that's what I'd do if I was fucking nuts.
39:04Well, why are we going home?
39:21We only got here yesterday.
39:22Holiday man's gone.
39:23Your dad had to pay a fine for making that jewellery.
39:25It wasn't jewellery.
39:26It was display models.
39:27It was all fakes.
39:28You see, that's why you need to keep out of trouble, don't you?
39:30It was just plastic.
39:31That's why they couldn't put me away.
39:32Yeah, you didn't know that at the time though, did you?
39:34You'd ruin everything you touch.
40:04Why have you parked so far?
40:22Shh!
40:23Don't want people to see.
40:25Get your fucking head down, you.
40:34Don't touch the light.
40:45I don't want them knowing our business.
41:04You're staying at Gary's?
41:10I'm doing a bit of work.
41:11Oh, great.
41:12Don't you ever know?
41:13Mum, I'm hungry.
41:14Are we supposed to stay in the dark for a week?
41:16I'm not having them out there knowing our business.
41:19I won't have them looking down on us.
41:20Put him down on us a minute.
41:21I'd look down on us.
41:22Look at the state of us.
41:23Mum, I'm really hungry.
41:24Not now, Danny.
41:25But I'm starving.
41:26I'm not eating since lunch.
41:27I'll get you something soon.
41:28When?
41:29I'm hungry.
41:30Look, you can go to the shops at night.
41:31I'll be back in a couple of days.
41:32I said that.
41:33But I'm not having these fucking arseholes sneering at me.
41:36Is that understood?
41:37It's all about you, isn't it?
41:38It's all about you.
41:39And what you-
41:40I said I'm hungry, you tart!
41:41What did you just say?
41:48Come here, you.
41:49Now.
41:59Closer.
42:03What did you just say?
42:06If you ever talk to her like that again, I will fucking kill your boy.
42:23Do you understand that?
42:24I will end your life.
42:35Do you believe that?
42:36I will fucking kill you.
42:41Malcolm X was a man of transformations.
42:56At 21, he went to prison for robbery.
42:59Inside, educated himself.
43:01And when he came out, he became ardently political.
43:04Yeah, yeah.
43:05I watched a film about him.
43:06Denzel played him, innit?
43:07Bro, I read his whole book, bro.
43:09He became a criminal to get away from poverty.
43:11Alright, then?
43:12Mm-hmm.
43:13But he's a complicated figure.
43:15So while in later life, he acknowledged the role that women played in the struggle.
43:19In his early speeches, X talks about how men are strong and women are weak.
43:23He tells men to dominate their women.
43:25Yeah, but he grew up with no dad.
43:27Why does that make a difference?
43:28Loads of men in here only have mums.
43:31Yet they end up misogynistic.
43:33Blame the one that's still there.
43:35A rapist moves on to their landing.
43:37They all join the queue to fuck that guy out.
43:39A female guard passes.
43:41See all them same man standing around like...
43:44Hands on their balls down.
43:46Every time.
43:47Hands on the front.
43:48Touching balls.
43:49Female.
43:50Right there.
43:51So a father's a good influence?
43:52No.
43:53Dad's make it worse.
43:54One time, my dad slapped me up here.
43:58And then this advert for show online comes on.
44:00I'm all crying.
44:01I'm snotty.
44:02I'm like, I'm going to call that number.
44:03And he's like, go ahead.
44:06Yeah.
44:07I'll slap you up before they come round.
44:09I'll slap you up whilst they are here.
44:12And I'll slap you up after they come round.
44:15A wild man used to call them adverts tooth decay.
44:19Yeah?
44:20It's an easy way to lose your fucking teeth.
44:22My dad broke my arm once.
44:27It was like a compound spiral fracture of the radius.
44:33Plus a dislocated shoulder.
44:35And I had to pretend I caught it in the rubbish.
44:37And he comes to hospital the next day with a bag of crisps.
44:47And he says, I've done it because I love you.
44:50Oh, so please don't let prick that.
44:55What flavour of crisps?
45:05What flavour crisp?
45:08Oh my god
45:11What's that?
45:12What are you doing?
45:14What are you doing?
45:16What are you doing?
45:18What are you doing?
45:20What are you doing?
45:22They're meaties.
45:24You're not happy like that?
45:26We're waiting for Jesus.
45:28Who are you waiting for?
45:30Jesus.
45:31I don't want to give him a hand shot.
45:33Greg.
45:34What are you?
45:37I'm sorry Greg.
45:38I couldn't make out the words.
45:50Yeah, me Nemo.
45:54My handwriting's fucking awful.
45:56Can't be doing anything I write.
45:58Well could you do it on a computer maybe?
45:59In the library?
46:01I only get two hours a week in the library
46:03and that's strict every time there's a locker.
46:06I'm sorry Greg, I can't read it.
46:14But listen, sometimes they let you have a laptop if there's a reason.
46:17You want to talk to the Governor?
46:18Maybe ask for you?
46:20What for?
46:22Well, so that you can do your memoir.
46:25Hey, but why are you doing that?
46:29Just to help.
46:37Well I want to get it to home.
46:39The memoir.
46:40While it's still in there, you know?
46:42Yeah.
46:43I get it.
46:44I'll speak to the Governor.
46:45See what happens.
46:46Oh!
46:47It was inappropriate of you to bring up my father.
46:48Yeah.
46:49Was it?
46:50Yeah.
46:51It was inappropriate of you to bring up my father.
47:04Was it?
47:05Yeah.
47:06It was.
47:07It could be seen as an attempt to manipulate a member of staff and things like that get punished.
47:22Alright?
47:23I could get you put on basic for what you said.
47:25Is that a threat, Daniel?
47:27No.
47:28It's a statement.
47:29Ooh.
47:30Well, colour me shit in my fucking pants.
47:34I know you should not tell me to go fuck myself, though.
47:38You know what your problem is?
47:41Hmm?
47:42You're not one thing or the other.
47:47No.
47:48You're not us.
47:50You're not them.
47:51You definitely know your father's son, that's for sure.
47:55And I'd wedgie you know your mum's either.
48:00Stuck.
48:02Right in the fucking middle.
48:05That's your son.
48:07You can't piss.
48:09You can't get off the pot.
48:12It's a messy place to be.
48:15Well, you ever think about it, you know what I am.
48:20And by the way, you can take this shite with you.
48:24Self and Zizek together.
48:27I'm a red-blooded heterosexual, but that's way too much cunt for anyone.
48:33Oh.
48:34Oh.
48:35Oh.
48:36Oh.
48:37Oh.
48:38Do you remember what Dad's favourite song was?
48:42My Way.
48:43Wow.
48:44Do you remember that?
48:45No.
48:46I guessed it.
48:47You guessed it.
48:48You guessed his favourite song.
48:49Oh, was it?
48:50Yeah.
48:51Yeah.
48:52It was obvious.
48:53Wankers Charter.
48:54I did it my way.
48:55Yeah, of course you fucking did.
48:56That's your problem, pal.
48:57You alright, Lou?
48:58Yeah, fine.
48:59Just tired.
49:00I had his sleep things a killer.
49:01I haven't been to a meeting for a while, sir.
49:03Well, you've not been to a meeting?
49:04Oh, no.
49:05Dan, it's fine.
49:06Jesus, Lee, that's...
49:07Dan.
49:08Dan.
49:09I'm alright.
49:10I'm alright.
49:11I'll get to one tomorrow.
49:12I've just whacked it all.
49:13I've just whacked it all.
49:15You don't go to a meeting?
49:16What?
49:17What?
49:18You...
49:19What?
49:20I've just gotten to the end of me.
49:21But, you know, see, you don't go to a meeting.
49:23I feel like I've just gone.
49:24What's wrong with, though, though?
49:26You're wrong with that?
49:27You're wrong with that, really?
49:28You're a bad guy, man.
49:29I'm not even mad at the front.
49:30How you're not mad at the front?
49:31I'm a good man.
49:32I'm deaf I'm a bad guy.
49:33I don't know.
49:34Yeah.
49:35I'm a bad guy.
49:36I don't know.
49:37Whacked, it all.
49:44Why do you think Mum didn't... didn't... didn't leave him sooner?
49:50It's just that when I asked her the other day, it looked like she was going to cry.
49:52Well, don't fucking ask her, then. What the fuck are you asking her for?
49:55Well, I think it's a reasonable question.
49:57Oh, reasonable, yeah. Oh, right, now she's got to walk around with her head full of that prick all day.
50:01Yeah, reasonable. What is going on with you at the moment? Why are you asking about him?
50:07All right. This, um...
50:10This prisoner told me about a pal of his who was Dad's padmate.
50:14And he asked if I wanted him to make an introduction.
50:17Are you joking? No, I told him no, Lee.
50:19What are you doing, Dad? He told him to go fuck himself, actually.
50:21What are you doing? He's after something. I know.
50:23He's trying to drag you in. He's going to ask for a phone, drugs...
50:27No, no, I know, Lee. No, Lee. I know. I told him that. I said no. I shut it down.
50:31Oh, did you? Because you're talking about it now.
50:33So you think you've shut it down, but he's got inside drag because that's how it works in there.
50:36Yeah, I can handle it. Christ. I know that I'm your younger brother, right?
50:42But you treat me like I'm a child sometimes, like I've not been through anything.
50:45Oh, right, yeah. What have you been through?
50:50OK, I'm a part of this family, OK?
50:52That's not what I said. I didn't mean that.
50:54No, you didn't have to. It fucking drips off you, all of you.
50:56I'm not some fucking wine-swilling academic, OK? I've lived things. They're in me.
51:02What about Mum?
51:04What about Mum?
51:05Digging all this stuff up. What about me? What about my son?
51:07What? That's nothing to do with it.
51:09It's not just your life that you're bringing him back into, is it?
51:11I'm not fucking bringing him back from anywhere. Christ.
51:13You shouldn't be in that place. It's dangerous, Dan.
51:15Lee, I can handle it.
51:17I do not talk to me about that man again. I do not want to hear it.
51:28Not where my son is.
51:33You getting up a fucking job, Dan?
51:47Don't tell him we came home early, all right, Danny?
51:55You want me to lie?
51:58I don't want your brother upset. He's got enough on his plate.
52:08Is Lee coming home with us?
52:10Your brother's just doing a bit of work, Danny.
52:17So. Is it a good holiday?
52:40It's nice.
52:42That's it. Just nice.
52:44You don't want to hear about that.
52:46that. Yeah, I do. Of course I want to hear about you. Look at what I got to stare at.
52:51It was finally, it was fine. Fine? What aren't you saying? Nothing, it was good. We had a great
52:58time. Everything was lovely, wasn't it, Danny? Danny, tell your brother the holiday was good.
53:06Mum said you were working. Yeah, that's right. Dan, I've just been doing a bit of work.
53:18Well, this is a prison. Why didn't you tell me?
53:27Look, all this, this ain't for you. You're different, Dan. What does that mean?
53:34Why am I different? No, that's a good thing. How's that good?
53:42Dan, you're different.
54:04And you're different.
54:16I know you're different, you're different.
54:20You're different, but I'm different.
54:26You've got to be different.
54:29Mm-hmm.
54:59I don't know.
55:29I don't know.
55:59I don't know.
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