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00:00Yes!
00:01We lost our horses today!
00:02Yes!
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00:06Yes!
00:07And you're right here, right?
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00:10Yes...
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00:12Yes!
00:13Well done, yes.
00:14Yes.
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00:20No!
00:21No!
00:22Yes!
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00:24Yes!
00:25No!
00:27Danno.
00:28I've got a season of fame.
00:30That's our Rotherdy money, all these pricks round here, noses in the air looking down
00:40at us. Fucking jealous now, innit? Do you want to hold it? Don't want to get your prints
00:49on that. I'll make you an accessory. Don't say those things to him. About fucking time.
00:55So, how do I look? What is she, son? She's a tart, Dad. That's right. She's a tart. Is
01:11me coming? No, he's away doing a bit of work.
01:25What about this? No. You would say no, eh? No, no, no, no. Let me do it. But is this
01:44nice? That's it. This is it. No, no, no, not this. This is music. This is this is my song.
01:55Can we have sung in a bit? Which I'm certain. I live. A life that's cold. I travel each and
02:09every highway. Still good, though. Hey, you listening, boy. I did it my way.
02:23Regrets. I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do. And
02:43saw it through. And saw it through. Without exception. I planned each charter course. Each careful
02:57step. Along the byway. And more. Much more than this. I did it my way. And more. Much more than this. I did it my way.
03:11My way. Yes, I have times. I'm sure you knew. When I bit off. More than I could chew. And through it all. When there was
03:31down. I ate it up. And spit it out. I faced it all. And I stood tall. And did it my way.
03:51Five nights? Yeah. Lovely. I've got a lovely one from you. Oh, perfect. It's got a
04:13some new. Number three. So that third floor. That was from 7am. Yeah, mate. Thank you.
04:25Mate. Do one of us, will you? One of your Polaroids. Do one of us, eh? Just one is all.
04:35Come on. Nice one. Thank you. Come on. Just popping out. You're coming back though, right? Yeah, of course I am. Because we're
05:03dinner at eight. I said I'm coming back, didn't I? A doll. What's the price, miss?
05:32That's right.é™° endlessly.
05:35If you look out, use a 1000,000...
05:38Get mom onè–¬ then, name for me.
05:40Some people just don't do it.
05:41ð
06:02Come on, let's fucking eat.
06:13Daniel, what is she?
06:19She's a tart, Dad.
06:21Yeah, she's a fucking tart.
06:24I'm not a tart.
06:43Daniel, what is she saying?
06:45Look at this place, what a fucking shithole.
06:59No, it's nice.
07:00Nice, is it? That's what you think.
07:03Look, Daniel, Tart's got an opinion.
07:06Can you talk, little Tart?
07:07Don't start, okay?
07:08I'm not starting, I'm just having a laugh.
07:12A laugh is all.
07:13Come on.
07:15Just having a laugh is all, a little bit of a laugh.
07:19I want a nice evening out.
07:21This is a nice evening out, we're having a nice evening.
07:23This will be nice.
07:25Don't you think this is nice?
07:35I'm shot in better places than this.
07:43Jenny, what about you?
07:55How's life as a single woman about town?
07:57Oh, stop.
07:58You seem really well, Mum.
08:01Yeah, yeah, I am well.
08:06Do you miss him?
08:07Yeah, of course I do.
08:09Look, I was with Martin for a lot longer than I was with your dad.
08:12I mean, he was a boring old bastard, but...
08:15He was kind.
08:20It's cancer, Danny.
08:22Sometimes I think you grieve before they die.
08:26Well, I love the way that you came out of it.
08:30Really?
08:31Yeah.
08:32It's your life.
08:33You get to live it for you, for once.
08:35Yeah.
08:36Well, in that case, I'm going to get wankered.
08:38Oh, you know that your Uncle Frank is out?
08:43Yeah, yeah.
08:44I think Lee's going to pop round to see him tomorrow, so...
08:47Well, you could join.
08:48Yeah, I don't know, Mum.
08:49Look, you know how down he gets.
08:51He needs family around him.
08:53Look, Frank's great.
08:54I will go.
08:55It's just...
08:57I don't know, him and Lee together.
09:00Two ex-cons.
09:01It's going to get a bit male and manly.
09:04Danny, Frank loves you.
09:05I know, I know.
09:06He's my only brother.
09:07I will. I'll go.
09:08I'll go and see him, I promise.
09:08Next week.
09:10Oh, excuse me.
09:11Sorry, could I have a glass of white, please?
09:14Thanks.
09:17Can I ask you something?
09:19Yeah.
09:22How come he stays with Dad for so long?
09:28Why are you asking that?
09:30I just...
09:32No, I don't know.
09:33It's just...
09:34You could have...
09:35You could have left him sooner.
09:37Why...
09:37Why didn't you?
09:46Look, when I met him, I was...
09:48Well turned out.
09:50Good looking.
09:51Funny.
09:52Smart.
09:52I was a catch.
09:55But by the time I went,
09:57looks was all I had.
10:00Knowing the right shade of lippy to put on.
10:01How can a person like that leave?
10:07No, but you did.
10:09Yeah.
10:10Yeah, I did.
10:11So...
10:12So why not sooner?
10:14You know?
10:16Change your subject, eh, Danny?
10:17No, I just keep thinking about it because I just...
10:20What if things might have been better?
10:22Danny.
10:23No, wait, I don't mean...
10:24Yeah, no.
10:24I just...
10:25I mean for you.
10:26Danny.
10:26I just mean...
10:27Please.
10:30Sorry, I don't...
10:31Talking to Lee.
10:47I was there at the weekend.
10:49Took some pics of Dean, didn't she?
10:51Yeah, of course I do.
10:53He's really grown.
10:54Look.
10:54Oh, my God, he is really grown, isn't he?
10:58Yeah.
10:59What has she got in her tears?
11:00Oh, my God.
11:13Oh.
11:14Oh, that's just...
11:15That's just to check the, um...
11:17Uh...
11:18The...
11:20Let's...
11:22Should I get you that glass of wine?
11:24Excuse me.
11:25Excuse me.
11:54Oh, you fucking...
11:57Oh, you fucking...
11:58Oh, you fucking...
11:58That's right.
12:25It's in your locker, Dan.
12:28Oh, my God.
12:30Going fucking nuts.
12:32You're still up tonight?
12:34Yes, yes, yeah, I really am.
12:36Totally.
12:37Don't be late, okay?
12:38No, I won't be late.
12:39Max is doing his jambalaya, it has to be exactly right
12:42and he will not serve it until everyone's there.
12:44I won't be late.
12:45Don't worry.
12:52Okay, stupid question.
12:54I don't have anything in here, do I?
12:55Like what?
12:58Half a kilo of heroin.
13:01Let's put the fucking door down.
13:03Yeah.
13:07Plato tells the story of a man called Gyges
13:10who finds a ring of invisibility.
13:14Once Gyges puts the ring on, he can do anything he likes.
13:19Kill, steal, do anything at all without anyone finding him.
13:24And where does big men find this ring?
13:27Plato's question is, is there any reason for Gyges to be good?
13:32Females?
13:33Females?
13:34Just females?
13:35Nothing else?
13:36Well, I'm assuming this Gyges hasn't been saved by the light of the Lord Jesus Christ, so yeah, just females.
13:49You know what?
13:50Yeah, I'll go with that.
13:51When I was begging, if I see like three lads on the night out, yeah, I know I'm getting nothing.
13:56But if I see a man with a gal, and they got like shopping bags, yeah, like honeymoon vibes, I go straight up to him, ask him for money.
14:03Nine out of ten times, he gives it, yeah?
14:05I give him the chance to look kind, and like he's got cash.
14:09Like, I provide a service.
14:11Serious, Dan.
14:12Like, without me, he spends a night on Pornhub.
14:17Okay, so Gyges should only be good if women can see it.
14:22Dan, look around us, bro.
14:24We've got female teachers, officers, nurses.
14:27Well, you take them all away, you think men are going to be, what, better?
14:31Just nonsense.
14:32Nods, that confession.
14:41Did you want to say something, Wallace?
14:46Women are the salvation of men.
14:48Yeah, that's what we're saying, Wallace.
14:49But you've got to earn it.
14:50You've got to be decent first, not just when they're looking.
14:53So, some philosophers say that masculinity is an identity achieved through dominance.
15:02In order for me to be a man, someone else has to lose.
15:06And more often than not, that someone is a woman or child.
15:10No, Dan, there are good men, and there's bad men.
15:15Yeah?
15:16Well, the writer, Bell Hooks, she argues that the idea of the good man is sexist.
15:22She says we should want to be a good person, not a good man.
15:25In here, I don't think about being a good person.
15:32But I do feel bad about not being a good man.
15:34When I'm on the phone to my ex and I hear my little girl crying because, you know, some teacher don't like her.
15:44I can't do nothing. I can't sort it. I feel like shit.
15:54Yeah, I don't like the whole dominance thing.
15:57It's belittling, if you don't mind me saying them.
16:01Being a man is way more than dominance.
16:06A lot more.
16:07Oh shit, it's me, please.
16:09I'm going to cut your dick off, you little bastard.
16:11As for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, the sexually immoral and liars,
16:17there is the portion that burns with fire, burns with fire and sulfur!
16:23It's just a shat and death!
16:25And there's no recognition for anybody!
16:27You deviant fucks!
16:34All righty?
16:36All right.
16:37You weren't in class?
16:38No.
16:39They wouldn't let us off the landing.
16:41I'd love to say it was an incident, but like us not, someone just squashed a cockroach without the correct paperwork.
16:48This place is a shite shambles, Dan.
16:51Well, I've brought you some reading, I know you're like a head start.
16:55I do, I do.
16:58It's a dialogue between Slavoj Žižek and Will's self.
17:02Ah, Žižek.
17:04The Billy Conley of philosophy.
17:06It's like if performance art fucked verbosity.
17:10Thanks for that, Dan.
17:11That's all right.
17:12I'll, um, I'll see you next class.
17:14Right.
17:15Oh, by the way, I could do something to you in return.
17:19In return?
17:20What do you mean?
17:21Well, your dad did time, right?
17:27What makes you say that?
17:28Well, a place like this word gets around.
17:31Doesn't matter how, but what matters is, I know a guy who's inside with him.
17:39He was your dad's pad mate.
17:42Right, that's what he said, isn't it?
17:44He said he was my dad's pad mate.
17:46Aye, for eight months.
17:47Now that's a hell of a long time in a place like this.
17:51And what's more is, that man's in here.
17:57You know, I can put you in touch.
17:59You could, um, have a chat with him.
18:03Would you like that?
18:08I'll think about what you said.
18:09Right.
18:11Yeah.
18:29Listen, you're going to Uncle Frank's today, right?
18:30I thought I might, um, you know, tag along?
18:41Yeah.
18:42When are you going?
18:43Yeah.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Yeah, sure.
18:46Yeah, I've got something I can do first.
18:48Yeah.
18:49I've got something I can do first.
18:50Yeah.
18:51Yeah.
18:52Yeah.
18:53Yeah.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Yeah.
18:56Yeah.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Yeah.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Yeah, sure.
19:01Yeah, I've got something I can do first.
19:04Yeah.
19:05Yeah.
19:06Yeah, I've got something I can do first.
19:34Yeah.
19:35If it was though, Dan, they made you fucking march.
20:03What, like a soldier?
20:04Like a fucking tin soldier.
20:06They wanted to march you down to get your fucking chow.
20:09This is years ago, Dan.
20:11I'm a kid, so I'm not having this.
20:14I'll give it the Travolta roll.
20:16I'm all like, oh.
20:19There's your own Saturday Night Fever.
20:23This big screw takes one look.
20:26Bang! Punches me right in the guts for that.
20:29There, I go down like a sack of spuckets up all over his shoes.
20:34I bet that was shiny and all.
20:36By the next day, I'll do it all again.
20:38I'll give it the roll.
20:39Bang! Punched in the guts on the floor.
20:41Next day, roll. Bang! Floor.
20:44Ten days straight, I swear to God.
20:46So, they change tag.
20:48I go down, they gave me my dinner.
20:50The whole plate is covered in salt.
20:53Oh, no, that's wrong, that is.
20:55You had to scrape it off even to eat, eh?
20:58But I still give it the roll, right?
21:01And every day, they give me my plate of food.
21:04White, with salt.
21:06Ten days of that, they chuck me in seg.
21:09Oh, no, that is bad, Dan.
21:11Sig, that's awful.
21:12I mean, I've never done sig, but they bury you down there, mate.
21:15You sleep on a concrete ledge, Dan.
21:17Each day, the screws will wake me up,
21:19take me outside, give me a shovel,
21:21and make me dig an hole eight foot deep.
21:24And at the end of the day, I'd have to fill it back in.
21:27God, you must have been exhausted.
21:29Then, every day, when they open that door,
21:31I'd spring to my feet, big smile, and go,
21:34you got my shovel?
21:36I love digging.
21:40I loved it. I loved it, I did.
21:42Right, but you hated it, really?
21:44I loved it, I pretended I loved it.
21:47So, you didn't love it?
21:50Danny loved it, he pretended.
21:53I used to pretend I loved it,
21:56so, you know, I loved it.
21:58What about on your own, when you put your head on the pillow?
22:01I've been digging fucking holes all day.
22:03I slept like the log.
22:05What you've got to remember about prison is,
22:10it fucking loves to grip you in place.
22:13Now, if you don't want that, you've got to push back.
22:17So, one day, they send me back to my cell.
22:23No one says a word.
22:25I'm thinking, oh, aye.
22:27What now?
22:28They call feeding time.
22:30I'll roll on down, just like always.
22:34All eyes on me.
22:36Give me my food.
22:38Clean.
22:39Not a grain of salt on it.
22:42Under respect, Frank.
22:44They've given up on me.
22:46So, I took that plate, look up at the screw who's with me,
22:49and I'll say, where's my fucking salt?
22:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
22:57Are you Chris or something?
23:09No.
23:10I don't like something.
23:11No.
23:12Get off.
23:13Oh, I won't.
23:14Come on, man.
23:16Get off.
23:18Get off.
23:19Get off.
23:21Is he the puff?
23:22Hmm.
23:23He don't like to be around here.
23:25He's a good lad, Lee.
23:28He's done really well.
23:31He's looking a bit tired though, ain't he?
23:33Yeah, I noticed that.
23:35You digging holes again, Frank?
23:37Making a pond for mum.
23:39Loads of wildlife in a pond.
23:42Toads, ducks, dragonflies, could even get newts.
23:47I don't want fucking newts.
23:51Thanks, man.
23:53I love wildlife.
23:56When we was little, we used to bunk the train to Sandwich in Kent,
24:00sit on the shore, watch the sun go down.
24:03I've not been back since I was a boy.
24:05Well, we could go if you like, Frank.
24:07Get you some air.
24:08Well, great, but...
24:09What about tomorrow?
24:10Got to wait for a clear day, though.
24:12You want a clear day?
24:13It's going to be really clear tomorrow.
24:15Well, yeah, we'll...
24:17Yeah, we'll...
24:18We'll do that, yeah?
24:20But we'll wait for a clear day.
24:25Yeah.
24:34Um...
24:37Frank, do you know where Dad is?
24:41Why are you asking that?
24:43I just...
24:44I just...
24:45I just...
24:46I just want to know where he is.
24:47You're not going to get in touch with him, are you?
24:49No, no, no, no, no.
24:50No.
24:51Just want to know.
24:57There's lots of reasons why people do crime.
25:01With me.
25:02It's because I was good at it.
25:04With Lee.
25:05It's because he had to.
25:07He had no choice.
25:09Well, your dad, it was because he liked to subjugate people.
25:14He loved to grind people down.
25:17He enjoyed it.
25:19He was a fucking weasel.
25:23You shouldn't need reminding of that.
25:25Sauceries.
25:26I thought you had this to start.
25:27Oh.
25:28This remains.
25:29Where's that prick with our drinks?
25:30We can see they're busy.
25:31So sorry guys, there's been a problem in the kitchen. It's all gone a bit crazy.
25:49Where's my drink?
25:50They're just on drinks now, but I thought if I get your food order in, there should be no delay.
25:54Ah, that is very considerate.
25:56Off the kids menu, we'll have the sausage bites to start and then the pasta, but with no cheese.
26:01Of course.
26:02And for me as a starter, could I get...
26:05Actually, is the baked brie good?
26:08Honestly, it's the best thing on the menu.
26:11Not just saying that.
26:13Alright, well, normally yes, but it is really good.
26:16Well, how could I resist that?
26:19Yeah, how could you resist that?
26:20Great. And for you, sir?
26:25Calamari.
26:27Calamari.
26:28Fantastic.
26:30And now for the mains. I've actually got a special tonight. It's a grilled monkfish.
26:34It comes with a baked potato salad and a pesto sauce.
26:37Oh, that does sound lovely. You know, I think I'll take that.
26:41I thought you were having cod.
26:44Yeah, I was, but...
26:45Well, don't let him up, Sally. Have your fucking cod.
26:50I want steak. Cremated.
26:52And if I see one drop of blood, I want you to be the fucking cow bleeding.
26:59Do you move as fast as you smile?
27:01Sorry, I...
27:02Don't start. He's just doing his job.
27:03What are you sorry for?
27:04Nothing. I'm not. I just...
27:06So you're not sorry?
27:07Not sorry at all, then?
27:08Should I just get the drinks?
27:09Well, I'm not going to go up there and get my fucking self, am I?
27:12I don't think so.
27:13I'm not going to go out, don't you?
27:14I'm not.
27:19You're fuckin' Ferry Wanka.
27:20Yeah.
27:21It's not that far.
27:24Yeah, I've got no money.
27:26You're fucking Ferry Wanka.
27:30Good to see you.
27:31Come out!
27:33I got no idea, I'm not going to get your phone.
27:37Do you know what I'm going to do?
27:38Do you know what I'm going to do?
27:40Mum. Where's dad? He's having a drink. What? By himself. Come back your tea, Danny. I wish
28:01leaves there. Is that what you want, is it? Is that what you fucking well want, is it? Is
28:31it what you want? Is that what you fucking well want? What do you want? What do you want?
28:37Wear it. Calm down. Is that what you want, is it? Is that what you fucking well want?
28:44Is that what you want? There you go. And that's what you want, is it? Get off me. Stop.
28:48That's what you fucking well want. That's what you want. Wait. Let's go. Now calm down.
28:54No. No. No. No. That what you want, is it? That what you fucking well want. That what
29:03you want, is it?
29:05Honestly, I just cannot find anything wrong with it. I just keep thinking that I can
29:22smell gas. Well, can you smell it now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think I can. No, you can't. Because
29:33I've had the gas lines off for 90 minutes and the windows open for 70. So if there's
29:38any gas in this room, it is defying the basic laws of atmospheric circulation. Okay. So
29:43why can I smell it? Well, that is between you and a caring and qualified psychotherapist.
29:52Look, it's a mechanical process. Gas flow is initiated by physically turning the knob.
29:58It's fine. But if you want to get a second opinion, you're more than welcome. Is that a
30:03thing in gas engineering? No. Sorry. Yeah. I should just relax. Yeah. Yeah. I'll give that a try.
30:11You want me to check it again, don't you? Yeah. Is that totally insane? Well, it is going to be
30:26exactly the same result and I will have to charge you for another hour. And you did say you had
30:32somewhere to be in that you were already late. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah. No. Okay. Sorry. Yeah. Um, check it again. Please.
30:49Hey, Jamie. Hey. Yeah. I'm, um, yes. I'm sorry. I'm, I'm on a bus, but there was,
30:54there was, um, there was this, this, um, fight on the bus. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. These, these two
31:01guys. So I'm on another one right now. So I'm, I'm going to be there in, um, well, listeners,
31:10as soon as I can.
31:40Hey, Max, I'm so sorry. There was, um, there was a fight on the bus and then there was road
32:00works and it, I'm going to go and try and rescue the jambalaya, which was ready one hour
32:04and twenty-five minutes ago.
32:13Is it ready to be stopped? Yeah.
32:17But he is driving me nuts. So this guy is a prisoner?
32:20What's his name, Helen? Demir. Do you know him? I don't think so.
32:23Well, I've been doing these lessons, parenting through play. So I bring in a bunch of toys for
32:29the men and I teach them how to play with their own children. Oh my God. That is amazing.
32:33Because a lot of them don't know how. They're often inside when their kids are born and their
32:39own families, it's not exactly like they come from homes where dad engages fully.
32:43I could not do it. Working in a prison, I just could not do it.
32:48But this one guy drives me nuts. Demir, is he a lifer? Yeah, that's right. Do you know him?
32:54Yeah, I think so. I think I quite like him. You work in a prison as well?
32:58Yeah, I thought you taught philosophy. Yeah, I do. In prison. To prisoners.
33:04Wow. Fucking wow. That's just blown my mind. That's incredible.
33:12But anyway, this guy Demir, he insists on calling me Miss, despite me specifically telling him,
33:17call me Helen. No, that is annoying. Thank you. And he's always finding me a chair. He will stop everything
33:23and it's all like, let's find Miss the best chair. Yeah, what an arse. No!
33:29Dan, it's belittling. Yeah. No, no, I get that. That is kind of sexist actually.
33:35And if anyone says anything, he's straight in with, have some respect. How would you feel if she was your sister?
33:41Like, I need him to save me?
33:44Well, I think it's the other way around. I think that you're saving him.
33:47He has to protect you from the other men to prove that he's not like them.
33:52They're the men that have to dominate other people, not him.
33:56Yeah, but what he's doing is the opposite. And that kind of male protection is proprietary, right?
34:02I mean, he's actually reinforcing dominant behaviour.
34:06Write that down for me, Paul. I'll pass that on to Demir before his next anal cavity search.
34:13Max, this is gorgeous. Yeah, normally it is.
34:16Dan, can I ask you a question?
34:19I think so.
34:21It's a bit personal. You said your father is a prisoner.
34:25Was. Yeah.
34:29Like I said, I don't know where he is now.
34:32So, do you think you're trying to sort of save these men you teach?
34:36Do you mind me asking this?
34:38No, why would I be trying to save them?
34:41Well, you happen to just find yourself working in the place that stole your father from you.
34:46No, my father wasn't stolen.
34:48I mean, he stole, but he wasn't stolen.
34:51Yeah, yeah. No, seriously though.
34:54I mean, otherwise, why are you working in a prison?
34:58Why is Jamie in a prison? Why is Helen in prison?
35:01Well, come on. Come on, what? What do you mean, come on?
35:09Well, it's just different, isn't it?
35:10Is it?
35:11Well, you know it is.
35:12Well, this has never occurred to you before. Why ever?
35:18I don't know. Maybe I'm just fucking dumb, Paul.
35:23And Dan doesn't drink, by the way.
35:25To reiterate, this is Dan so far.
35:27I mean, I don't think Paul was trying to make you...
35:29What's your parents do, Paul?
35:30Oh, they're both GPs.
35:34You said you were a doctor, didn't you?
35:35Oh, okay. I can see where this is...
35:37And yet you don't feel the need to pathologise that kind of inheritance.
35:40Oh, I wasn't pathologising.
35:41Oh, no, no, that's right. Of course, nice middle-class bourgeois white bread nepo baby pass-downs are perfectly acceptable.
35:47All right, Dan. Come on.
35:48No, I'm...
35:49I'm not trying to save anyone.
35:51The time to save them's long gone.
35:53We all missed the boat on that one.
35:55We were too busy recreationally pontificating over Chateau Neuf-de-Pape
35:58and shoving culturally-appropriated rice dodges down our throats.
36:01Now, I don't... Sorry.
36:02I'm really sorry.
36:03I don't save. I don't rehabilitate.
36:05I mean, I don't even educate, really.
36:06I mean, actually, the most that I do
36:09is a two-hour holiday in the head.
36:12A brief respite from a life of concrete.
36:16Steeped in spice.
36:18A life that can best be characterised by the act of trying not to make eye contact with another man
36:22while he shits in front of you.
36:25That's me, Paul.
36:29So feel free to psychoanalyse that.
36:39I'm sorry.
36:40I was just, um...
36:41Yeah?
36:42What were you just then?
36:43What the frickin' fuck?
36:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
36:46Fucking hell.
36:59Sorry, I was just then.
37:02Yeah?
37:02What were you just then?
37:08What the frickin' fuck?
37:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
37:13White bread nepo baby pass downs.
37:16Yeah, it was too much, wasn't it?
37:17No, no, the whole thing was too much.
37:20Everything that came out of your mouth was way too much.
37:24I mean, I don't know you, but I hope this is a nervous breakdown,
37:27because if this is what you're normally like...
37:29Is it OK in there?
37:35No, no, it is not.
37:37The atmosphere is most definitely ruined.
37:40Paul's a dick, though, right?
37:41No, I mean, he's just drunk.
37:43And Max is lovely, but he's never going to forgive you for that shitty jumpalaya.
37:49I mean, you were an hour and a half late.
37:51What were you doing?
37:58I was checking my stove.
38:01Excuse me?
38:03My cooker.
38:05Takes me an hour to leave the house these days,
38:06because I keep thinking it's on.
38:07That's what I was doing just now.
38:10Checking photos of it.
38:12Photos?
38:13Of your good girl?
38:15Yeah, do you want to see?
38:16I've got thousands.
38:18But they don't work anymore.
38:20I just keep thinking that that flame's going to come on anyway.
38:23Fucking debilitating.
38:25Oh, and I've started seeing my dad.
38:27Or, like, thinking that I'm seeing him.
38:28And Paul's right.
38:31Me doing this job may very well be about a man
38:33that I never want to see again and fucking hate it anyway.
38:35So...
38:36Actually, yeah, this could be a breakdown.
38:47Why don't you use a video camera?
38:50Instead of photos, set up a nanny cam in front of the cooker.
38:54Download the app on your phone.
38:55You can watch it in real time.
38:56That way you'll know your house isn't burning down.
39:02I mean, that's what I'd do if I was fucking nuts.
39:19Well, why are we going home?
39:21We only got here yesterday.
39:22The policy man's gone.
39:24Your dad had to pay a fine for making that jewellery.
39:25It wasn't jewellery.
39:26It was display models.
39:28It was all fakes.
39:28You see, that's why you need to keep out of trouble, don't you?
39:30It was just plastic.
39:32That's why they couldn't put me away.
39:33Yeah, you didn't know that at the time, though, did you?
39:35You ruin everything you touch.
39:36You doing everything you do?
39:37I'm doing...
39:38You don't have to be a teammate.
39:39You do?
39:40You don't have to be a lawyer.
39:41You don't have to be a lawyer, but you don't have to be a babe.
39:43Yeah, you don't have to be a babe.
39:44You and I구요.
39:44You're my dad, you keep on reading them.
39:47I'm going to come here.
39:50Yeah, I'm going to have to be a man.
39:50You don't have to be a man.
39:54You're left and this one.
40:00You're right on my dock.
40:00I'm gonna have to be a man.
40:03Why have you parked so far?
40:21Shh. Don't want people to see.
40:25Get your fucking head down, you.
40:33Don't touch the light. I don't want them knowing our business.
40:49You're staying at Gary's?
41:10I'm doing a bit of work.
41:11Oh, great. Don't you ever know?
41:13Mum, I'm hungry.
41:14Are we supposed to stay in the dark for a week?
41:16I'm not having them out there knowing our business.
41:19I won't have them looking down on us.
41:21Of course you look down on us. Look at the state of us.
41:23Mum, I'm really hungry.
41:24Not now, Danny.
41:25But I'm starving. I'm not eating since lunch.
41:27I'll get you something soon.
41:28When? I'm hungry.
41:29Look, you can go to the shops at night.
41:31I'll be back in a couple of days. I said that.
41:33But I'm not having these fucking arseholes sneering at me.
41:36Is that understood?
41:37It's all about you, isn't it? It's all about you.
41:39I said I'm hungry, you tart!
41:41What did you just say?
41:47Come here, you! Now!
41:59Closer.
42:04What did you just say?
42:16If you ever talk to her like that again, I will fucking kill your boy.
42:23Do you understand that?
42:33I will end your life.
42:35Do you believe that?
42:40I will fucking kill you.
42:42Malcolm X was a man of transformations.
42:56At 21, he went to prison for robbery.
42:59Inside, educated himself.
43:02And when he came out, he became ardently political.
43:04Yeah, yeah, I watched a film about him.
43:06Denzel played him, innit?
43:07Well, I read his whole book, bruv.
43:09He became a criminal to get away from poverty.
43:11All right, then?
43:12Mm-hmm.
43:13But he's a complicated figure.
43:15So while in later life, he acknowledged the role that women played in the struggle.
43:18In his early speeches, X talks about how men are strong and women are weak.
43:23He tells men to dominate their women.
43:25Yeah, but he grew up with no dad.
43:27Why does that make a difference?
43:29Loads of men in here only have mums.
43:31Yet they end up misogynistic.
43:32Blame the one that's still there.
43:34A rapist moves on to their landing.
43:36They all join the queue to fuck that guy out.
43:39A female guard passes.
43:41See all them same man standing around like...
43:43Hands on their balls down.
43:45Every time.
43:46Hands down the front.
43:47Touching balls.
43:48Female.
43:49Right there.
43:50So far, there's a good influence?
43:52No.
43:53That's make it worse.
43:54One time, my dad slapped me up here.
43:57And then this advert for short line comes on.
44:00I'm all crying.
44:01I'm snotty.
44:02I'm going to call that number.
44:04And he's like...
44:05Go ahead.
44:06Yeah.
44:07I'll slap you up before they come round.
44:09I'll slap you up whilst they are here.
44:12And I'll slap you up after they come round.
44:15My old man used to call them adverts tooth decay.
44:19Yeah?
44:20It's an easy way to lose your fucking teeth.
44:22My dad broke my arm once.
44:27It was like a compound spiral fracture of the radius,
44:33plus a dislocated shoulder.
44:35And I had to pretend I caught it in the rubbish tooth.
44:37And he comes to the hospital the next day with a bag of crisps,
44:47and he says, I've done it because I love you.
44:54Not so pleased on that prick dad.
44:56I was so shocked.
44:57I know.
44:58My dad what are you doing?
44:59I've been doing the fucking teeth.
45:00I'm justúch!
45:01I'm just going to get you by the way.
45:02I'm just going to...
45:03I'm just going to get you by the way.
45:05And you've...
45:06What?
45:07Flavoured crisps...
45:08I feel so expensive.
45:09Oh my god.
45:10I'm just kidding.
45:11What?
45:12I'm just kidding.
45:13What?
45:14What the fuck?
45:15What?
45:16Can I help you to get me getting me...
45:17I'm just kidding.
45:18Oh, don't.
45:19What?
45:20I...
45:21Can I help you to get me out?
45:22I'm just kidding.
45:23They're meaties, what's up?
45:24Yes, you don't have to like that.
45:26We're waiting for Jesus.
45:28Who are you waiting for?
45:29Jesus, what was that?
45:31I don't want to give him a hand shot.
45:32Greg, did I borrow you?
45:37I'm sorry, Greg, I couldn't make out the words.
45:50Yeah, me neither.
45:53My handwriting's fucking awful.
45:55I can't read anything I wrote.
45:57Well, could you do it on a computer, maybe?
45:59In the library?
46:00I only get two hours a week in the library,
46:03and that's strict every time there's a lock.
46:05I'm sorry, Greg, I can't read it.
46:13But listen, sometimes they let you have a laptop,
46:15if there's a reason.
46:16You want to talk to the Governor?
46:18Maybe ask for you?
46:19What for?
46:21Well, so that you can do your memoir.
46:27Hey, but why are you doing that?
46:30Just to help.
46:37Well, I want to get it down, the memoir.
46:39Well, it's still in there, you know?
46:41Yeah.
46:42I get it.
46:43I'll speak to the Governor.
46:44See what happens.
46:46Oh!
46:47It was inappropriate of you to bring up my father.
46:48Yeah.
46:49Was it?
46:50Yeah.
46:51It was inappropriate of you to bring up my father.
46:55Was it?
46:56Yeah.
46:57It was.
46:58It could be seen as an attempt to manipulate a member of staff,
47:00and things like that get punished.
47:01Alright?
47:02I could get you put on basic for what you said.
47:03Is that a threat, Daniel?
47:04No, it's a statement.
47:05Oooh!
47:06Well, colour me shit in my fucking pants.
47:08Oh, it was inappropriate of you to bring up my father.
47:15Was it?
47:16Yeah, it was.
47:19It could be seen as an attempt to manipulate a member of staff and things like that get punished.
47:22Alright, I could get you put on basic for what you said.
47:26Is that a threat, Daniel?
47:27No, it's a statement.
47:29Ooh.
47:31Well, colour me shit in my fucking pants.
47:35I know you should not tell him to go fuck myself, Doc.
47:38You know what your problem is?
47:42Hmm?
47:45You're not one thing or the other.
47:47No.
47:49You're not us.
47:50You're not them.
47:52You definitely know your father's son, that's for sure.
47:55And I'd wedged you'd know your mum's either.
48:00Stuck.
48:02Right in the fucking middle.
48:06That's your son.
48:08Can't piss.
48:10Can't get off the pot.
48:13It's a messy place to be.
48:17Well, you never think about it, you know what I am.
48:20And by the way,
48:22you can take this shite by yourself and Zizek together.
48:26I'm a red-blooded heterosexual, but that's way too much cunt for anyone.
48:32Do you remember what dad's favourite song was?
48:54My way.
48:59Wow.
49:01Do you remember that?
49:02No.
49:03Guessed it.
49:05You guessed his favourite song.
49:06Oh, was it?
49:08Yeah.
49:08Yeah.
49:09It was obvious.
49:10Wankers charter.
49:11I did it my way.
49:12Yeah, of course you fucking did.
49:13That's your problem, pal.
49:21You all right, Lee?
49:22Yeah, fine.
49:24He's tired.
49:25His sleep thing's a killer.
49:27I haven't been to a meeting for a while, sir.
49:29You've not been to a meeting?
49:30No, no, Dan, it's fine.
49:31Jesus, Lee, that's...
49:32Dan, I'm all right.
49:35I'll get to one tomorrow.
49:36It's just...
49:36I've just whacked it all.
49:37Why do you think Mum didn't...
49:45didn't...
49:46didn't leave him...
49:47sooner?
49:50It's just that when I asked her the other day,
49:52it looked like she was going to cry.
49:53Well, don't fucking ask her, then.
49:54What the fuck are you asking her for?
49:56Well, I think it's a reasonable question.
49:57Oh, reasonable.
49:58Yeah.
49:58Oh, right, now she's got to walk around
50:00with her head full of that prick all day.
50:01Yeah, reasonable.
50:02What is going on with you at the moment?
50:03Why are you asking about him?
50:07All right, this, um...
50:10this prisoner told me about a pal of his
50:13who was Dad's padmate,
50:14and he asked if I wanted him to make an introduction.
50:18You're joking?
50:18No, I told him no, Lee.
50:19What are you doing, Dan?
50:20He told him to go fuck himself, actually.
50:21What are you doing?
50:22He's after something.
50:23I know.
50:24He's trying to drag you in.
50:25He's going to ask for a phone, drugs...
50:27No, no, I know, Lee.
50:27No, Lee, I know.
50:29I told him that.
50:30I said no.
50:30I shut it down.
50:31Oh, did you?
50:32Because you're talking about it now.
50:33So you think you shut it down,
50:34but he's got inside dread because that's how it works in there.
50:36Lee, Lee, I can handle it.
50:38Christ.
50:39I know that I'm your younger brother, right,
50:42but you treat me like I'm a child sometimes,
50:44like I've not been through anything.
50:45Oh, right, yeah.
50:46What have you been through?
50:50Okay, I'm a part of this family, okay?
50:52That's not what I said.
50:53I didn't mean...
50:54No, you didn't have to.
50:55It fucking drips off you, all of you.
50:56I'm not some fucking wine-swilling academic, okay?
50:59I've lived things.
50:59They're in me.
51:02What about Mum?
51:04What about Mum?
51:05Digging all this stuff up.
51:06What about me?
51:06What about my son?
51:07What?
51:08That's nothing to do with it.
51:09It's not just your life that you're bringing him back into, is it?
51:11I'm not fucking bringing him back from anywhere.
51:13Christ, you shouldn't be in that place.
51:14It's dangerous, Dan.
51:16Lee, I can handle it.
51:17You shouldn't be in that.
51:18Lee, I can handle it.
51:21Do not talk to me about that man again.
51:24I do not want to hear it.
51:28Not where my son is.
51:29Don't tell him we came home early, all right, Danny?
51:53You want me to lie?
51:56I don't want your brother upset.
51:59He's got enough on his plate.
52:07Is Lee coming home with us?
52:10Your brother, she's doing a bit of work, Danny.
52:11I do not.
52:12It's okay.
52:13I do not want me to lie.
52:13You're all right.
52:14There we go there, Danny.
52:15Come on, please.
52:15I got it.
52:16Come on.
52:17You were right.
52:17I got it on his own way.
52:18I got it on my own way.
52:18And that he got me...
52:19Hereets.
52:20Come on.
52:21I'll empty it there.
52:23I'm okay.
52:23So, is it a good holiday?
52:40It's nice.
52:42That's it?
52:44Just nice?
52:45You don't want to hear about that.
52:46Yeah, I do.
52:48Of course I want to hear about it.
52:49Look at what I got to stare at.
52:50It was finally, it was fine.
52:54Fine?
52:56What aren't you saying?
52:57Nothing, it was good.
52:58We had a great time.
52:59Everything was lovely, wasn't it, Danny?
53:04Danny, tell your brother the holiday was good.
53:11Mum said you were working.
53:13Yeah, that's right.
53:15Dan, I've just been doing a bit of work.
53:18Well, this is a prison.
53:20Why didn't you tell me?
53:27Look, all this, this ain't for you.
53:31You're different, Dan.
53:33What does that mean?
53:35Why am I different?
53:36No, that's a good thing.
53:38How's that good?
53:42Dan, you're different.
53:45I'm just playing there.
53:50I don't know.
53:50I don't know.
53:55I don't know what you've done.
54:00I don't know.
54:30I don't know.
55:00I don't know.
55:30I don't know.
56:00I don't know.
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