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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:11And I just want to give you what you want.
00:14And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:28Going somewhere?
00:29Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:33Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:39Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:41I don't know, maybe.
00:54You don't want to waste anything.
00:59I thought you looked thirsty.
01:08No!
01:09Rain!
01:11Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:12Yo, rain
01:22Dude, how do you always find a way to end up shirtless?
01:25Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:31Yes, sir
01:31Anything you say, sir
01:33Later
01:34Hey, uh, try not to, you know, set the whole boarding school on fire again
01:38While you're at it
01:40Yo, fuck you, man
01:41I fucking hate that guy
01:45You good?
01:48My hero
01:49But you know I'll always save you, Sky
01:51Practically like my kid sister
01:54Hon, you're like three months older than me, dumbass
01:57Whatever
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:05Maybe she's in my room
02:07Come on
02:09Hey, Carly
02:12You've got to be fucking kidding me
02:18It's not like we're exclusive
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just, she just hopped on top of me
02:28Um, but I guess Jesse can't keep his girl satisfied
02:32Come on, you don't need this
02:36Excuse me?
02:42And what do you think he needs?
02:43I don't know, maybe
02:46Someone who knows how to keep her legs closed
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming
02:53And keep your hands off, bitch
02:56Hey
02:56You know, actually, yes
02:58Someone exactly like her
03:00You did me a favor
03:03I was coming in here to break up with you
03:06Mm-hmm
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now
03:09Her
03:12Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now
03:20Right, babe?
03:24Great
03:24Yeah
03:28Since when?
03:33About a week or so
03:34I don't know what took me so long
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years
03:38I'm done wasting time
03:43Let's get out of here
03:50What the fuck?
03:53Um
03:53What the fuck?
03:55I know
03:55I know that came out of nowhere
03:57And I'm sorry to spring that on you
03:59But
03:59I actually think that this could work
04:02You
04:03You think that we could work?
04:07Totally
04:08Carly always wants what she can't have
04:12And if she thinks we're dating
04:14It'll make her crazy jealous
04:16And come running back
04:17She'll be begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks
04:20Hold on
04:21You
04:21You still want her
04:23After that
04:24After what she just did
04:26Okay
04:29She's drunk
04:30I'm mad
04:32But
04:32But she's the total package
04:34You know
04:34She's the one
04:36Look
04:39I need your help
04:41Sky
04:42You're my best friend
04:45And the only one I trust
04:46Please
04:48He asked you to do what?
04:55Shut up
04:55Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight
04:59I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops
05:00No, it's
05:01It's not real
05:03Okay
05:04I
05:05I mean
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly
05:08God
05:11I
05:11I don't get it
05:13Take away
05:13The push-up bra
05:14And daddy's credit card
05:15And what's left?
05:17I
05:17I can't do it
05:18I mean
05:20I
05:20I don't
05:21Want to let Jesse down
05:23But I just
05:23I think it would kill me
05:26Genuinely
05:27I've just
05:29I have wanted him to ask me out
05:32For so long
05:34But
05:34Not like this
05:37Damn dude
05:41It's too bad
05:43This isn't a movie
05:44Because if it was
05:45All you have to do is
05:47Fake date him
05:48Then
05:48He'd fall in love with you
05:50Without even realizing
05:52Wait
05:55Wait
05:55No
05:58I
05:59I mean that wouldn't really work
06:01Right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes
06:04Okay
06:04Guy
06:05Fake dates girl
06:06To make evil ex jealous
06:07Then boom
06:08He realizes girl
06:09Is the one all along
06:10Happily ever after
06:11You think?
06:16I know
06:17Go accept your beloved's
06:18Fauxposal
06:19And Operation Rom-Com
06:20Is officially underway
06:21Okay
06:24Okay
06:25You are you looking for someone?
06:40Yeah
06:40My boyfriend
06:41What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend
06:47You've never had a boyfriend
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone
06:50I mean I'd be surprised
06:51If you ever even kissed someone
06:53So yeah
06:54You and Jessie
06:55I don't buy it
06:58You're too
06:59Too innocent
07:00Not too much of a good girl
07:03No
07:05I am not
07:06But maybe I'm just
07:07Waiting for the right guy
07:09Well you should have kept him waiting
07:12He's not your type
07:14What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't
07:18Look at him the way you look at me
07:20Right
07:22Because I look at you
07:24With unadulterated loathing
07:26Whereas I look at him
07:28With love
07:28Now
07:30If you'll excuse me
07:33Enjoy um
07:35Enjoy holding hands
07:36With your fake boyfriend
07:37Showtime
07:48Showtime
07:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
07:50Hey, slow down
07:50You sure about this?
07:54No
07:54I would do anything for you, Jessie
07:57Come out
08:00Okay, come on
08:06Babe
08:06Let's dance
08:07It's not working
08:27Okay, we just
08:28Need to get her attention
08:30Oh my word
08:32Yeah
08:32She looked
08:37She looked
08:38Now what?
08:39Okay, um
08:39Do something like
08:41Romantic in my ear
08:42You know
08:43Like how you
08:43Liked me for
08:45A long time
08:45I've liked you for
08:48A long time
08:49Skylar
08:50Me too, Jessie
08:55A little public
09:02For her first kiss
09:03No?
09:04I got me, man
09:05You don't actually
09:09Have to kiss me
09:10Look
09:11Do you want Carly
09:12Back or not?
09:13Let's sell this shit, man
09:14Come on
09:18Let's go somewhere
09:19A little more private
09:20Life moves
09:26What the hell are you doing?
09:39Like, you
09:39You know
09:40Make it sound like
09:41We're hooking up
09:41Look
09:43Do you want her
09:44To be jealous
09:44Or not?
09:47Oh, yeah
09:48Take it off
09:51What's that?
09:53You want me to get you
09:54You know
09:54Come on
09:57Go ahead
09:59Oh, oh, oh, yeah
10:05Oh, yeah
10:06Oh, yeah
10:08Oh, Jessie
10:09Oh, Jessie
10:11Yeah, just like that
10:13Oh, Skylar
10:14Oh, yeah
10:15Oh, Jessie
10:16Oh, Jessie
10:18I love it
10:19I love it
10:20Oh, who's your daddy?
10:28This girl is unbelievable
10:31Oh, Jessie
10:36Oh, Jessie
10:36Oh, Jessie
10:37Oh, oh, oh
10:40Oh, Jessie
10:41Whore
10:45oh yeah good idea
10:54oh you know what
10:57it's my girl
11:03oh you know what um it should probably also be like on your on your lips too right
11:22oh yeah yeah yeah
11:24here we go
11:27how's that
11:33spectacular great yeah uh you know what let's stagger our exits you know kind of make it
11:45look like we're playing it cool oh you're good
11:48hey guys
11:56hey guys
11:59that was really something you know too uh too bad it was fake oh so you were listening
12:20cut the shit i know you wouldn't sound like that
12:23oh no then what would i sound like
12:28well you're you're uptight so you'd probably be really quiet at first
12:33but you know with the uh with the right touch you would uh gently barely
12:45and then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with jesse
13:01maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could
13:06jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you
13:08you have no idea what you're talking about
13:11jesse and i are perfect for each other
13:14yeah i'm sure you're both cross country all stars both top of the class both rule following overachievers
13:20i mean it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom
13:22you know trading gold stars back and forth
13:25i see what you need is someone who's going to challenge you
13:31someone who's going to break you apart
13:34and then put you back together again
13:36why don't you just leave us alone
13:41you have carly now
13:44i don't want carly
13:45i want you
13:48to admit that you're lying
13:54not just to me but to yourself
13:57never
14:13for this project you'll be working in groups of three
14:29a little menage a trois
14:31first up jesse skyler and rain
14:36next little threesome is
14:41mark donnie and jacob
14:43hey man you uh you want to stop looking at my girlfriend
15:03sorry i was i was just thinking right like you've been obsessed with carly for years
15:09i just feel like this is moving on a little quickly no
15:12first of all
15:14you don't know shit about me
15:17and second i i think deep down it's
15:20it's always been skyler
15:22yeah
15:24same honestly
15:25i mean i think
15:27i've felt that way since um
15:30that one night at camp
15:31uh summer before fifth grade
15:35they were teaching us about constellations
15:38do you remember
15:41yeah i think so
15:47we we had wandered off and we're staring at the stars for hours
15:52and i just
15:53and i just remember thinking you know maybe it's not just me
15:58maybe um
16:00maybe you felt it too
16:03yeah
16:06yeah
16:06yeah i did
16:07that is
16:09why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off
16:23oh carly i'm just trying to take a shower
16:26you should try it every once in a while
16:28help get rid of some of that clown makeup
16:30just so you know
16:33the showers are being used
16:35but they added some more on the second floor
16:37renovations over summer
16:39come on i'll show you
16:41hold on
16:41like why are you being nice
16:44hmm
16:45girls gotta look out for each other right
16:48fine because i don't need you stingy up the hallway
16:52happy now
16:53let's go smelly
16:54you're in the men's room
16:59stop hey
17:00wait
17:01turn around
17:02don't look
17:02yeah uh
17:04why are you in the men's room
17:06carly
17:09carly carly she told me these were the new girl showers
17:13that bitch you probably took my towel too
17:16that's low even for her
17:19kind of funny though
17:21here
17:23well what are you doing
17:24what are you doing
17:25here take it
17:27i saw that
17:32don't flatter yourself
17:35hey hey carly's coming hold my hand
18:00hurry up
18:02hurry up
18:04hurry up
18:06mind if i join
18:07actually yeah
18:08oh
18:09okay
18:10i can just go
18:11didn't you
18:14say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle
18:16mm-hmm
18:17mm-hmm
18:18mm-hmm
18:19mm-hmm
18:21mm-hmm
18:22mm-hmm
18:23right
18:24right
18:25okay
18:26ugh
18:27so
18:34turns out skylar the saint is actually skylar the skank huh
18:38you jealous
18:40of her
18:41baby
18:42she doesn't hold a candle to me
18:44you know how good i can treat you
18:46what about rain
18:48ugh
18:49he wishes
18:50mm-hmm
18:51mm-hmm
18:52mm-hmm
18:53i'm really stiff
18:55could you
18:56yeah
18:57how's that
18:59how's that
19:04how's that
19:05perfect
19:06where's your uh where's your man
19:21busy
19:22hi
19:23worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project
19:27take a look
19:29take a look
19:30this is actually pretty good
19:31hmm
19:32turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss ass to be smart imagine that
19:34okay look just because i'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that i'm a kiss ass
19:38we're not really talking about me are we
19:40when was the last time you broke a rule never
19:42i don't
19:43always
19:45recycle
19:46you monster
19:47like you think that you know everything about me but i mean i could be bad
19:51i could be bad
19:54i can't
19:55but just because i'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that i'm a kiss ass
19:56you're not really talking about me are we
19:58when was the last time you broke a rule never
20:02i don't
20:03always
20:06recycle
20:07you monster
20:08like
20:09you think that you know everything about me
20:11but
20:12i mean
20:13I could be bad.
20:16You have no idea.
20:21Prove it.
20:31Okay.
20:32I dare you to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of Miss Whitmore's bag.
20:37No.
20:38No, that's...
20:38That is cheating, okay?
20:40I can't...
20:41Come on, good girl.
20:42Take a risk.
20:43Take a risk.
21:13You see?
21:40I told you that.
21:47Happy?
21:49Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:59Um, you know, we should probably get back to work.
22:06I'm just...
22:08Oh, jump.
22:10Go, go, go, go.
22:20This game is so stupid, Lil.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep Classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:31I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:38Okay, here we go.
22:38Line full done. The game's begun. Kiss the one you touch then run.
22:44Strange or friend or sweet surprise. One quick kiss and open your eyes.
23:08Jessie? You made it really easy for me, you know, hiding in your own room.
23:26You know the rules.
23:38Jessie. Not quite.
23:59Brain! Oh my god, I thought you were...
24:03Jessie, shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your own boyfriend?
24:07You... You guys kissed the same. Why didn't you stop me?
24:14Isn't that like the point of the game? Besides telling me you didn't like it.
24:19I didn't.
24:23Liar.
24:25What the hell is your problem? Hm?
24:28Do you just get off on kissing all of Jessie's girlfriends?
24:31Nope, not all of them.
24:33Then why did you kiss me back?
24:36Whatever, never mind. Okay? Just listen to me.
24:41This did not happen.
24:43Okay? This, this kiss does not leave this room.
24:46I'm sorry.
24:47I'm sorry.
24:56Did you just stop?
24:58I kissed Lola!
24:59I kissed Lola!
25:00What?
25:14You know that if I don't hit my protein goal, it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as much as a quarter of a second.
25:23Okay, yeah, sure. So when were you gonna tell me you and Rin kissed?
25:26Hm?
25:27It was an accident?
25:28I thought, I thought he was Jessie.
25:37Skylar, your first kiss was pretty bad, girl!
25:41How was amazing life changing the hottest thing that's ever happened to you?
25:44No!
25:45No!
25:46No!
25:47Maybe!
25:48Okay, like a little, yes, fine.
25:51Hold please.
25:52Okay.
25:53Okay, when did you make that?
25:56Doesn't matter.
25:57So, you kissed Rain thinking he was Jessie.
26:00Yes.
26:01And you liked it when you thought it was Jessie.
26:04Yeah.
26:05Who you're fake dating and who you actually like.
26:07And you liked it when you thought it was Jessie, but you also liked it when you thought it was Rain.
26:10No!
26:11Ergo, you like Rain.
26:13No, no, okay?
26:14I do not like Rain.
26:16I like Jessie.
26:17Yeah, well the diagram doesn't lie.
26:19The diagram doesn't understand that last night, just hormones.
26:24Okay.
26:25Hormones, okay?
26:26My ovaries don't seem to get that Rain is just a, a troublemaking, law-breaking playboy.
26:33Okay?
26:34I mean, he doesn't even like me, you know?
26:38I mean, he's just, he's just doing it to get back at Jessie.
26:41So, I know how to fix this.
26:45Mm-hmm.
26:46I just have to kiss Jessie as soon as possible.
26:50No.
26:51Mm-hmm, mm-mm.
26:56So, what happened at Hide and Go Kiss?
27:01You found Lola pretty fast.
27:03Sure that blindfold didn't slip?
27:05It didn't.
27:06Just lucky, I guess.
27:09Oh, come on.
27:11It's actually a really funny story.
27:12I was there, do you, do you want to tell it or should I?
27:15You know, I don't think, I don't think I even really remember.
27:18Okay, so Skylar comes into our dorm room.
27:21She locks the door, has the blindfold on, I feel, I feel trapped.
27:24So, I try to squeeze by her and then she...
27:31And then?
27:33Um, I, you know, I actually didn't even know that he was in the room.
27:38I, I, I, as soon as I got out into the hallway, I, I found Lola.
27:41So, I...
27:44Wow.
27:45Great story.
27:47Better luck next time, babe.
27:49Hey, maybe you can have some of mine.
27:51The thing is, I'm the luckiest man in the world.
27:56Sorry.
27:57I just, I have to powder my nose.
28:01Sorry, babe, I just, you know, I hate to see girls cry, you know.
28:11I'll be right back.
28:17What is wrong with you?
28:19It doesn't, doesn't bother you that your boyfriend has ran after his ex?
28:23I trust him.
28:25Oh, he shouldn't trust you with you getting all handsy underneath the table.
28:28Look, I was just trying to get you to be quiet.
28:31If you wanted me to be quiet, you should have put my hand here.
28:35Or here.
28:44I, hmm, hmm, I am not doing this with you, okay?
28:50You, you are a bad person.
28:59Yep, that's what they say.
29:03Right.
29:08Hey, guess what?
29:10It worked.
29:11Carly wants to get back together.
29:15That...
29:17Is...
29:18Is great.
29:19And don't worry, I played it cool.
29:21Her and I are going to hang out next week and talk it over.
29:23And then you and I can do like this big public breakup scene in the cafeteria.
29:28It'll be great.
29:30You must be so relieved, huh?
29:32No more pretending.
29:37And now you can date whoever you want.
29:40But, like, actually.
29:45Alright, see ya.
29:46See ya.
29:51So...
29:53They are in fact getting back together and Operation Rom-Com is officially a failure.
29:59Okay, but now you can suck face with Rain Guilfrey.
30:03Well, I...
30:04Jesse is everything I have ever wanted.
30:07Okay?
30:08He is...
30:09He's...
30:10He's kind.
30:11He's funny.
30:12He...
30:13I mean, he's my best friend.
30:15He's who I should be with.
30:17No, fuck should!
30:18Who do you want to be with?
30:20Look, Sky, you're all schedules and goals and being perfect or whatever.
30:25And I know Rain is the opposite of that, but maybe he balances you out a little bit.
30:29And...
30:30I know Jesse is a good one, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one.
30:35Is that not...
30:36There she is.
30:38Just the rebound I was looking for.
30:41I want to thank you, actually.
30:45If you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize, Jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week.
30:52Aww.
30:54You should know by now, given your literal track record.
30:59Nice girls always finish last.
31:02Hope you had your fun, cause I'm taking him back.
31:05There's nothing you can do about it.
31:12Over my dead body.
31:15That's it.
31:17I...
31:18I've gotta tell him how I feel.
31:19Come on.
31:23Come on.
31:31Hey, Jesse. I...
31:33He's not here.
31:37But I'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back.
31:40Cherry.
31:41You have been tormenting me for four years.
31:50What gives?
31:52Huh?
31:54What...
31:55What makes me so special?
31:57Why are you such an ass to me?
32:01Because you like it?
32:02I just want to give you what you want.
32:17And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
32:19You're a nice guy.
32:20You're a nice guy.
32:21You're a nice guy.
32:22you're a nice guy.
32:23No, don't...
32:25No, no.
32:26I don't want to talk.
32:27No, no.
32:28No, no, no.
32:30No, no, no, no.
32:32No, no, no, no.
32:34I don't want to talk to you.
32:35The other guy is a big guy.
32:36Part of the movie.
32:38You know.
32:40Oh shit.
32:41I've got a big guy.
32:42No, no, no, no.
32:43It's worth a big part in my house.
32:44He can't find us like this.
32:51What, you worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating?
32:54Rain, please.
33:02Fine, get in.
33:14What the hell, did you lock me out?
33:22Man, I got your piss that Carly dumped you, but...
33:25She's all yours, bro.
33:26Not really my type.
33:27I like them less bitchy.
33:30Fuck yeah, man.
33:38Yep, I guess I'll go to sleep then too, huh?
33:44Dude, what the fuck?
33:58Going to bed in your fucking sweater?
34:00It's a million degrees in here.
34:04Shit, good call, bro.
34:14What are we going to do?
34:45Seriously, what'd you say?
34:52Just talking to myself.
34:55Hmm, great.
34:56Not just an asshole, but crazy asshole.
34:59Keep it down, would you?
35:02You have to get me out of here.
35:05I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:08Okay, fine.
35:10Switch places with me.
35:11Shhh.
35:12Shh.
35:12Shh.
35:12Shh.
35:13Shh.
35:13Shh.
35:14Shh.
35:15Shh.
35:16Shh.
35:17Shh.
35:19Shh.
35:20Shh.
35:20Shh.
35:21Shh.
35:22Shh.
35:23Shh.
35:24Shh.
35:25Shh.
35:26Shh.
35:27Shh.
35:28Shh.
35:29Shh.
35:30Shh.
35:31Shh.
35:32Shh.
35:33Shh.
35:34Shh.
35:35Shh.
35:36Shh.
35:37this is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done
35:43you're welcome
35:47for what?
35:49for adding a little spice to your life
35:51look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay
35:54I have a run early in the morning
35:56our first meet is next weekend
35:58I just, I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks
36:01but you always gotta, you know, like leave room for hijinks
36:06that's, that's just a gift
36:09hey, um
36:16this bed is just kind of like, like would you mind?
36:22sorry
36:22better
36:25better
36:28it's just like a small, a small bed, you know
36:33of course, yeah
36:34don't look, don't read, don't read into it
36:37of course
36:37I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat in detention
36:47do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:02I was, I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers
37:13you know, I get a, I get a call from my mom telling me that
37:18after years of fucking screaming matches my dad
37:23he, um, he finally just backed up the shit and left her
37:30or, you know, he left us
37:32sometimes I get these anxiety attacks
37:41and I, I got one and I passed out
37:45I woke up and all the pressure around me was on fire
37:51it was just a complete fucking accident, dumb luck
37:55why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:57I did
37:57I told everyone
37:58I won't believe me
38:00they never do
38:02but you know, fuck them
38:05I know the truth, right?
38:07Rain
38:17I believe you
38:37I believe you
39:07Jessie's gone if you want to make a run for her.
39:24Four minutes.
39:25Hey.
39:26Hey.
39:27Hey.
39:28I miss you, baby.
39:51Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:56She's like the poster child for boring.
40:00Not really.
40:02Turns in all her assignments early, starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like bitch, just be normal.
40:11She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:18I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:20I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:26Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:29You know what?
40:30I'm done playing these games with you.
40:32If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:38I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him, okay?
40:54So it's really, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No.
40:59Sure.
41:00Of course not.
41:01No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:05No.
41:06Oh my god.
41:07There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who's made the past four years of
41:12my life a living hell.
41:13Sky.
41:14You're overthinking this.
41:15He wants what the heart wants, but the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:18Oh, and speak of the devil, I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:27I gotta go to class.
41:28Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:33Seriously?
41:34What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit is nothing to talk
41:39about?
41:40Look, it, it was, it was, it was a mistake, okay?
41:52Will you look at me?
41:55Will you fucking look at me, Skylar?
41:57Like be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky.
42:04Rain, go.
42:06Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ, Skylar, there is no you and Jessie.
42:11Just fucking admit it.
42:13Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:20You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:31Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl, you're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what, you're right.
42:40I was because, because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:45But ever since we started fake dating, something changed.
42:49I wake up every day and it's like cool, I get to see Skylar today.
42:54Even, even when we're not doing anything special, just being with you, I feel better.
43:00Like, I don't have to try so hard and I started to realize maybe this is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my god, it worked.
43:12Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:14For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:16What do you think?
43:17What do you think?
43:19What do you think?
43:21Yes.
43:23Yes.
43:24Uh huh.
43:26Yeah.
43:28Yeah.
43:29Uh huh.
43:30Yeah.
43:31Oh, my God.
44:01So, so, look, I'm, I'm sorry to spring that on you again.
44:11I was talking to Carly and she's just such a bitch.
44:19Yeah, uh, what took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum and I started to think about my life without you in it and I just, I couldn't.
44:32So, besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:38Totally.
44:40Great.
44:42So, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:44Can I, um, can I kiss you?
44:54Oh, sorry.
45:08Sorry, I'll, yeah.
45:09I know.
45:10Yeah.
45:11I, yeah.
45:11Sorry, we can.
45:12Yeah.
45:14I'll see you tomorrow.
45:31Okay.
45:31Okay.
46:01Dad, hey. What's going on? You okay? Skylar, go get the nurse. Go get the nurse. You're
46:23okay. You're okay. I got you. I got you. You're okay.
46:31Hey, she's alive. Here, drink this. There you go. The nurse came by. She said you're
46:57probably just dehydrated. Jesse, I don't think this is working.
47:13Yeah, it's going to take more than one sip. No, um, I mean, um, you and me.
47:30Oh. Oh, thank goodness. I was thinking the same thing. Yeah, I don't know why, but it just
47:40feels like we're pretending still, you know? Yeah. Yeah. You know, maybe we were just
47:49better off as friends. Way better.
47:54Look, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me. Anything.
48:09Take it easy on Rain. Accept that. Hey. No. Hey, look. You owe me.
48:17Come on. You, um, you kind of scared me out there. Are you, uh, you okay? Yeah, um, I think
48:42I just had a panic attack. So. You know, I actually have some, like, breathing techniques
48:49my therapist showed me. If you ever, uh, if you ever want them, I can, I can, I can give
48:57you them. I can let. You go to therapy? I'm trying to be better, you know, working on my
49:05delinquency. Look, I'm, um, I'm really sorry about all that shit that I said. I, um, I was
49:24such a massive bitch. I had no idea, and... No, how could you, Skylar? I've been giving you
49:33shit for lying this whole time, and I haven't been honest for any of it. Like, you asked
49:38me why I've, um, I've been such a dick to you these last couple of years. I wanted to
49:46get your attention. I wanted you to look at me, or just, or talk to me, even if it was
49:53with, uh, with pure, unadulterated loathing. Anything. Anything you had to give. Because
50:10you're everything, Skylar. Well, in that case, um, you should know. Jossie and I, we, um,
50:31we broke up. Yeah, you, um, you were right, actually. We don't fit together. No. No. No.
50:49Mm-mm. No. No. I need someone who challenges me. Someone who makes sure that I pencil in
51:02time for hijinks. Oh. Yeah, of course. Someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of
51:15the door when I am making up.
51:45Wait. Um. I feel like I should tell you. I'm a virgin.
52:15With you being such an overachiever, I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your
52:20list already. Yeah, well, I'm uptight. Remember?
52:27Mm-hmm. Yeah, I, I, I remember. I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:45No. Oh yeah. Let's get this thing started off with a bang! Racers, please make your way to the starting
52:50Oh, yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang.
53:12Racers, please make your way to the starting line.
53:16Hey, I'm sorry about you losing our train twice now.
53:19And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me.
53:21Oh, are you sure about that?
53:23I'm positive. Just don't cry when I smoke you.
53:26You're on.
53:30You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carleen, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me.
53:42Gotcha.
53:44Um, break a leg.
53:47Literally.
53:48On your marks!
53:49Get set!
53:50Go!
53:54Go!
53:56Woo!
53:57What a finish!
53:58Go, Skylar!
54:12You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on.
54:17Take a risk.
54:18Oh, no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21No.
54:21Oh.
54:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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