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00:00Please, Doctor, I just want to know!
00:02I'm afraid you have vascular dementia.
00:05Surprise!
00:06We thought we'd give you a pre-wedding pamper session.
00:09It's our Kevin and Carl.
00:10They're at each other's throats all the time.
00:12Do it for Debbie.
00:13Have you finished?
00:14You stay away from me, I'll stay away from you.
00:17Kevin and Carl have decided to bury the hatchet.
00:20Temporary ceasefire.
00:21To love and to cherish until death do us part.
00:24I'm gonna lay him out and he's not gonna get up.
00:26He'll be too late.
00:27He's leaving tonight, he's escaping back to Germany.
00:30I just...
00:31All you have to do is behave yourselves for one day!
00:34He was driving the car, what, Tyrone?
00:36You probably did drive that car into Tyrone and Kevin had proof.
00:40What, on this?
00:41I spoke to my mum before she died and you didn't tell me?
00:44We can sort this out, please, Carl, not today!
00:48Want me to be a shared partner?
00:49Yeah, but I can't really say too much about it.
00:52If you didn't want to marry me, you could have just said no.
00:54Don't...
00:55It's me just as much as him.
00:58Shame to waste that hotel room.
00:59We'll go.
01:00But don't expect too much.
01:02This is being edited.
01:04You've gotta get away from him.
01:05He loves me.
01:06I'm worried about Carla.
01:08She might be in danger.
01:09That gang again, innit?
01:11He could have killed us.
01:12I still love you, Carla, but I think it's time to let you go now.
01:14I reckon he's close to cracking the case.
01:16He just won't let up until he's got his man or woman.
01:19We need to get out of here.
01:20Then we're staying at the Chariot Square.
01:22Before we head out to Spain tomorrow.
01:24So, Lisa has given me Carla's engagement ring to hand back to her.
01:27Look at this picture.
01:28Zoom in on her hand.
01:29She's wearing it.
01:30Stop!
01:31You're scaring me now!
01:32We need your phone, sweetheart.
01:33We're getting new ones.
01:34All of us.
01:35That hair isn't hers.
01:36It's Carla's.
01:37It's Carla's.
01:38It's Carla's.
01:42Upside Down
02:04I said, upside down, you turn me, you give love instinct to me, round and round, you turn me.
02:20Upside down, boy, you turn me, inside out, and round and round, upside down, boy, you turn me.
02:34Upside down, boy, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you turn me, you
03:04you
03:34Carla never left the country, put out an ANPR on Betsy's license plate now. Hold on, Lauren, just wake up and find that car.
03:53Any idea why Betsy's gone? No. Right Lauren, this is serious. Tell me not to stay out. Right, well if you know anything.
04:01Lauren, she could be in danger. She's gone to Spain, haven't she? She's going tonight. Which airport?
04:06I don't know, she didn't say. Plus her phone's dead. Seems a bit odd to me, all this.
04:14Your phone is awful. Stop being a teenager. I am a teenager. You two get loaded up, I'll sort the bill.
04:22Don't be long.
04:24Can you enjoy your stay?
04:30Yeah, I'm fine.
04:31Just fine?
04:32Can you text this number to Ryan, please? I'm telling you to give it to Carla if he hears from her.
04:41Are you coming or what?
04:44Yeah, I'm just finishing up.
04:45I'm sorry.
04:46Bad news?
04:47No, no, it leads to your number. Otherwise she's changed it.
05:04Hey baby!
05:06Are we having fun?
05:07Yeah, it's lovely. But you know what weddings are like? Everyone's leathered trying to get me to enjoy myself.
05:15Right, well listen, if you want to leave early, just tip me the wink, OK? It's not a problem.
05:19Thanks Dad.
05:20Hello.
05:21Hello.
05:30So, all that love chat have come over all gooey, and I've decided I'm going to forgive you. Can I buy you a drink?
05:37It's a free bar.
05:38I can still order them. Three champagnes, please, bartender.
05:42Oh, I get one, do I?
05:43I told you Steve, I'm a gooey mess.
05:46You haven't seen Cassie anywhere, have you?
05:47No, not since we had a few glasses of bubbly.
05:51Oh, she was really knocking them back.
05:54That doesn't sound like Cassie.
05:56She's on a bender.
05:57Big emphasis on it.
05:59It's been ages, she has a couple, she'll be under the table.
06:02A couple more, she'll be under the waiter.
06:04Hello?
06:06Found Becky's car, when?
06:07Well, that's nearly a week ago.
06:09Right, well just send me the location.
06:10Right, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
06:11Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
06:13Hello?
06:15Found Becky's car, when?
06:18Well that's nearly a week ago.
06:20Right, well just send me the location.
06:22Right, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
06:23Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
06:41Can you take me home?
06:43Yes.
06:44I'm sorry, I...
06:46I just, I can't see him.
06:49Is there any chance I could stay with you tonight?
06:52Please?
06:53Of course.
06:55Dev's already text.
06:57He says Asher wants to leave a bit early,
06:59so I'll just, I'll ask around and see if anyone else wants to come.
07:02I know, it's a lot to ask her.
07:04No, look, it's fine.
07:06I'll just, I can always come back and get everyone else later.
07:09I'm sorry, I...
07:11I can't.
07:13You've got nothing to feel sorry about.
07:17It's over.
07:19You don't have to live with this manipulation anymore.
07:23Oh.
07:31You are safe.
07:34Okay?
07:42You are safe.
07:43You are safe.
07:44You are safe.
07:45My husband.
07:46Call me a big one.
07:48I know, I know you're not a fan of voice notes, but I just wanted you to hear all these old school disco tunes that you're missing out on.
07:54Did you hear that?
07:55And I've got no one to get down with.
07:57I wish you were here, and I'll call you later.
08:00How is Ken?
08:02Hey, oh, listen, have Bernie you had since on?
08:05Ooh, lassie fiancé.
08:06Maybe he had a better offer.
08:08Yeah, well, we're not all man-sluts, James.
08:10Ooh!
08:12As the kids say.
08:14Oh, is he talking because he said he wouldn't drink?
08:18No.
08:19Well, me and Platt Jr. really appreciate it.
08:22And anyway, you don't have to have a drink to have a good time.
08:25I know, but it helps, doesn't it?
08:28Oh, this is our tune, sweetheart.
08:30May I request the pleasure?
08:33In front of all these people?
08:35Oh, you know how I hate to be the centre of attention.
08:38Well, maybe just this once you can overcome your customary crippling shyness and take the floor!
08:49Thank you very much.
08:55Oh, my God.
08:56You got me, sweetie.
08:59Oh, my God.
09:15It's me!
09:16Oh it's derelict so what would Becky be doing here I just feel like wasting our
09:24time she's one step ahead of us
09:30unless she was there dumping something in the river yeah well that's what I'm
09:35worried about
09:38they're not gonna okay a diving team unless
09:42I'll call you back hello hello
10:12I thought it's all no drinking lark at weddings were gonna be easy
10:23I'm dry too it's not that hard you know people expect me to be fun at parties
10:29where is Shona to the loop well you know what they say what the eyes don't see the heart doesn't
10:38you for the bog was a mile long but Ronnie gave me his room key so what the hell's that oh how did that
10:45get there Ryan that's that's my bad that's my bad I I tempted him well clearly he didn't take too much
10:50tempting did he oh Shona
10:54there go on then
10:58Shona
11:04is Carl still here
11:11it's Carl is
11:13I was looking for him as well but knowing him he's already got rid of the footage of him
11:19running down Ty you going somewhere and well I'm trying to get a cab but the M62 is closed so
11:25it's chaos well I'd give you the lift but I'm not sure you'd enjoy the conversation
11:29Abby
11:35I've got nothing more to say to you I have then you'll never see me again
11:42you're ticking the airlines now you need to go to a doctor they might not be flying
11:59hey fake passport that I found in Becky's flat it had a ferry stamp on it like from Hull to Rotterdam
12:06I mean that might be how she disappeared the first time right well do you remember the name they
12:09were using no I don't but I mean she's not stupid is she she'll know you lot will be all over the
12:14airport we need to get to Hull now you need to get checked out no okay they got not very
12:18whether they could be gone for good who knows what that cycles capable of I'm not gonna just
12:23just drive kit
12:24what I didn't even have it I don't care I just need to pee
12:30all right yeah I got hang on we're coming
12:37thank you thank you thank you what are you doing in there well I wasn't having a bubble bath was I
12:46that evil cow Tracy she locked me in got a flaming killer wait
12:52there's me thinking I'm having a bad day oh look come on show no look I said I wouldn't drink all right
13:00and I haven't I love you I'd do anything for you and the baby I know I'll get out the way before I wet myself
13:07they say romance is dead
13:14hey she told me you needed help with a zip but she couldn't get her trousers off for a pee you
13:23cussie don't you know how sly she is by now then she shoves me I land in the bath and she locked me in
13:32well mum said that you're off getting bladded somewhere don't take her side sides
13:37you can lock her in the toilet well it was the bridal suite so at least it was a nice one
13:42come on Steve let's go okay ladies let's not spoil the big thing can't we just call it a silly prank and just
13:48get on yeah Cassie no hard feelings eh I'll give you hard feelings right across that snob mush of yours
13:56trust Tracy to lower the town oh you can't hide common hall I don't know where first it went over Kevin
14:08and now it's the lady in red Cassie kicking off
14:11I've got clients all day tomorrow and I've drunk way more than I should have
14:16but he's taking the minibus back early so I thought I'd catch a lift
14:19lightweight you've not seen our car with you
14:22why would they ask it yes boys on me no no no excuses no black wedding is complete without
14:30this one let's show my house done
14:32thought you had a plane to catch not till later thought I'd treat myself some free champagne
14:46what did I ever see in you maybe you're a sucker for a pretty face
14:51you have no idea how badly I've been hurt you have got to be joking after what you've done to me
15:06to your family ah yes my precious loving family always looking out for me what do you want Cal
15:13just to say
15:15we weren't all that bad
15:19when we first saw you in Fresco's car park
15:25come on you felt the same
15:27I am not giving you a single minute more of my time you've taken way too much from me already
15:36not good biking
15:38oh safe flight
15:42all right suit yourself
15:44yeah I might treat myself to an upgrade
15:47they got free champagne in the business lounge and all
15:50well even early to get away from you
15:53yeah well I'm not staying here on my own
15:55Amy's in there
15:56she's not talking to me
15:58well we are
15:59oh yeah
16:03oh have you had a nice time
16:04you're not sitting with us
16:06what have I done to you
16:07nothing we just don't like you
16:09hey
16:11you all right
16:12thank you buddy
16:14I can't thank you enough
16:16all right come on
16:17what have you got them for
16:30if you were a florist you'd have took them and all
16:33what are you going to sell them
16:34well I'm not giving them away
16:35all aboard
16:36all right
16:38and you're sitting comfortably
16:41not leaving without me are you
16:44Brian it's Carla
17:03no I'm not on hold date
17:05look look it's a long story
17:07just shut up and listen all right
17:08have you heard from Lisa
17:09okay
17:13send that number to this phone
17:15now
17:15now Ryan
17:16she's left him a different number
17:18right we'll call her
17:19but if she's with Becky
17:20we don't want her cutting an on the whistle
17:22you all right doing this
17:32yes I'm all right doing this
17:33okay
17:35no signal
17:42well let's patch you around here
17:44keep calling
17:44where have you two been
17:58Sally's looking for you for conga
18:01or the ladies with chock-a-blocks
18:02and Christina had to be in a rhododendron bush
18:05it's a five-star hotel this
18:07you don't expect the guest to be
18:09squatting in shrubbery with the
18:10knickers around their ankles
18:12who says I'm wearing anything
18:13eight of us you know Carl
18:15yeah we saw him in the car park
18:17I just hope he didn't get an eye-fall
18:19Carl
18:27you can't be driving
18:30you've had too much to drink
18:32you're going to stop me
18:33you're just a flaming well am
18:34you might have a death wish
18:36but does that include me and all
18:38well let's find out
18:40Carl you can't drive you sozzled
18:45Carl stop
18:47stop it
18:49and good riddance
18:54you're just too good to be true
19:04can't take my eyes off of you
19:08you'd be like
19:10I want to hold you so much
19:16oh you're a sad cow you Tracy
19:18even your own daughter can't stand you
19:20well your own mother can't stand you
19:23so maybe we've got more in common than you think
19:26I was worried
19:29you know when I couldn't find you
19:32I threw up
19:34after you went back down
19:36I must have had a dodgy prawn or something
19:38poor baby
19:42touch him
19:45how could she keep him from me
19:56my own mother
19:58on her deathbed
19:59look down Carl
20:00you're going to kill us
20:01live fast
20:03die young sis
20:04what are you going to do
20:19we can't just ram him off the road
20:21I can't let him get to the motorway
20:23he could kill them both
20:24I've told you M62 is closed
20:26I look for the most likely route
20:29I'd take 26 degrees
20:35whose phone is that
20:39well it must be Ryan
20:41I left him my number
20:42why'd you do that
20:43don't answer it
20:45will you stop barking orders at me
20:46it might be important
20:47Bri
20:49how's the wedding
20:56understood
21:06stop the car
21:16why
21:17stop the car
21:20Lisa calm down
21:21what
21:22what is it
21:22what did he say
21:23mum you're scaring me
21:24oh please don't tell me that was Carla
21:26just pull over
21:27mum
21:29stop the car
21:29ah
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