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The Masked Singer (UK) - Season 7 Episode 2
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00:00:00Welcome to day two of the biggest festival on earth.
00:00:12The sky high whodunit with mystery written in the stars.
00:00:18Last night there were fireworks.
00:00:23As goldfish and disc jockey took off.
00:00:27It's Anne-Marie. It's Alex Jones from The One Show.
00:00:32Tonight, six brand new Mars Singers take the leap.
00:00:38Yak.
00:00:40Monkey Business.
00:00:43T-Bag.
00:00:45Arctic Fox.
00:00:49Conkers.
00:00:51Toasty.
00:00:52And Emperor Penguin joins the band.
00:00:58Who's behind the Mars Band, everybody?
00:01:02Two will be unmust.
00:01:06That was one of the brightest performances I've ever seen in seventh series.
00:01:10That was absolutely bonkers.
00:01:11I've actually gone mad.
00:01:14This is a really tough one.
00:01:15Oh, I thought you were kicking me!
00:01:18This is the Mars Singers.
00:01:29Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya? Who's out behind the mask?
00:01:34What are ya'
00:01:42Guys and gentlemen please welcome back the Mars Singers live band
00:01:44and special guest singer...
00:01:46Emperor Penguin
00:01:48Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball
00:01:54From Soho down to Brighton, I must have played them all
00:01:58But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall
00:02:02That angry-puller penguin, so plays me, Pimbal
00:02:06He stands like a statue, becomes part of a machine
00:02:12Feeling all the bunkers, always playing clean
00:02:16He plays by intuition, the digi-counters fall
00:02:20That emperor penguin, so plays me, Pimbal
00:02:24He's a Pimbal Wizard, there has to be a twist
00:02:31Pimbal Wizard's got such a subtle risk
00:02:36Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your panel
00:02:42Mo Gilligan
00:02:43Davina McCall
00:02:46My and gentlemen
00:02:49And Jonathan Ross
00:02:51Out
00:02:52He's a Pimbal Wizard, there has to be a twist
00:03:00Pimbal Wizard's got such a subtle risk
00:03:05He's a Pimbal Wizard, he scores a trillion more
00:03:11Pimbal Wizard, the world's new Pimbal Lord
00:03:16He's scoring more
00:03:20He's scoring more
00:03:22He's scoring more
00:03:25And I uzk-
00:03:30I uh he's scoring more
00:03:35He's scoring more
00:03:37He's scoring more
00:03:38He's scoring more
00:03:41Did he choose a tee bag?
00:03:44Wow!
00:03:46Welcome to the Masked Singer, everybody!
00:03:50Be happy to get him tired.
00:03:57Feels like we were only here yesterday because we were...
00:04:02Yes, it's part two of our big weekend guest fest.
00:04:05And just like last night, we've got six new Masked Singers
00:04:08and two unmaskings.
00:04:10Give me an ooh!
00:04:14Shout out to our very cool new band,
00:04:17The Antarctic Funkies, everybody!
00:04:22Including our mystery lead singer, Emperor Penguin!
00:04:27We'll find out who you are later, but for now, off your pop!
00:04:31Emperor Penguin, everybody!
00:04:37Speaking of the band, it's time to meet four people
00:04:39who are going to be instrumental in cracking this case.
00:04:43It's our panel, everybody!
00:04:56Well done, everybody! How are you feeling? You good?
00:04:58Oh, my gosh! This outfit, Joel!
00:05:00What on earth is going on? I cannot handle this!
00:05:05Is it too much?
00:05:06You know what you look like, Joel?
00:05:08You look like that sad last quality street left in the bottom of the back.
00:05:14So you ready to do some wonderful intros that are going to be band related?
00:05:16Are you excited?
00:05:17Let's do that.
00:05:18Let's do that today.
00:05:19He's teaching me how to play the MO RAKA'S
00:05:21it's MO GILLIGONE!
00:05:26She's great at guessing accordion to her it's the Vena
00:05:39What about this although I want to see who's next yes you didgeridoo it's my
00:05:51Come on John what have you got left I think I'm having too much fun today
00:05:56Forget the French horn. I play the John of Horn Ross
00:06:05First things first can any of you actually play an instrument
00:06:08I learned the recorder in school and the woman actually told me I don't think this is for you
00:06:14Maya if only someone had a recorder in their boots
00:06:18Oh my god, you do not want to put that round your lips
00:06:22I do not want to put that round your lips
00:06:24It's been on his socks all day
00:06:28Oh my god, was that teacher white
00:06:35I've got one song
00:06:37It's going
00:06:38Yes
00:06:43Yes
00:06:44Yes
00:06:45Yes
00:06:46Yes
00:06:47Yes
00:06:48Yes
00:06:49Yes
00:06:50Yes
00:06:51This is so confusing
00:06:52I don't know whether this is going to be a lot on telly, but I think this is already better than BGT
00:07:06Okay, let's get this guestival started. Good luck, panel. Love you guys.
00:07:13That outfit is something else.
00:07:16Tonight, six more masked singers will belt out some absolute baggers, and the studio audience will vote for their favourite.
00:07:24The two characters with the fewest votes will then face the panel, and it'll be up to them to decide who is unmasked.
00:07:31Don't forget, there are clues everywhere, especially in the clue packages, parts of which feature stunt doubles.
00:07:37Okay, first up tonight, hey, Freezy does it, guys. It's Arctic Fox.
00:07:49Well, hello, humans. It is I, Arctic Fox.
00:07:53Diva. Diva.
00:07:56Ready to dazzle, Angela?
00:07:58I don't know if there's a woman or a man.
00:08:00Yeah, I'm not sure.
00:08:02You may bow before me.
00:08:05There's a sketch. Might be someone who does like drawing.
00:08:08Or comedy sketches.
00:08:09Be warned. I've worn many crowns in my time, and I always expect a red carpet treatment.
00:08:19Is that a full house?
00:08:20Don't be fooled by my fluff. This Arctic Fox has sharp claws when needed.
00:08:27You're as cold as ice!
00:08:29You'll find no opening night jitters here.
00:08:32That could be porridge or honey.
00:08:34Good luck trying to get to the bottom of my success.
00:08:41I've spent years perfecting my craft, whether in front of a camera or behind the scenes.
00:08:48Tonight, I'm cold, calm, and completely in control.
00:08:57Get ready for a performance that will outshine the northern lights.
00:09:01You can always bank on this Arctic Fox to deliver.
00:09:05God, that's quite difficult.
00:09:09It is a tough one.
00:09:10Really hard one.
00:09:11Get this party started on a Sunday night.
00:09:27Everybody's waiting for me to arrive.
00:09:33I've got lots of style.
00:09:35Check my gold diamond rings.
00:09:38I can go for miles, if you know what I mean.
00:09:43That's mad.
00:09:44That's mad.
00:09:45I'm coming up, so you better get this party started.
00:09:52I'm coming up, so you better get this party started.
00:09:58Sending out a message to all of my friends.
00:10:02We'll be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz.
00:10:05I've got lots of style.
00:10:07Check my gold diamond rings.
00:10:09I can go for miles, if you know what I mean.
00:10:14I'm coming up, so you better get this party started.
00:10:18I'm coming up, so you better get this party started.
00:10:21The drama.
00:10:22I'm coming up, so you better get this party started.
00:10:27I'm coming up.
00:10:28I'm coming up.
00:10:29I'm coming up.
00:10:30I'm coming up.
00:10:31I'm breaking down to the beach.
00:10:33Cruising through the west side.
00:10:34We'll be checking the sea.
00:10:36Boulevard is freaking as I'm pulling up fast.
00:10:40I'll be burning rubber, you'll be kissing mine.
00:10:44Pull up to the bumper, get out of the car.
00:10:48Licensed places are the number one superstar.
00:10:52Oh, wow.
00:10:55I'm coming up, so you better get this party started.
00:11:02Get this party started.
00:11:05Get this party started.
00:11:10This party started.
00:11:15Rockdown.
00:11:24Yes queen.
00:11:29Yes queen!
00:11:32Give it up for Arctic Fox, everybody!
00:11:35Well done.
00:11:36That was fabulous.
00:11:38That was incredible Arctic Fox.
00:11:40Sorry.
00:11:41You're too sophisticated to high-five.
00:11:43I appreciate that.
00:11:44Davina, you look like you're dressed as Arctic Fox tonight. It's fantastic. Look at that. Yeah.
00:11:52I mean, you are so fabulous.
00:11:58And I just was so freaked out when I heard your voice.
00:12:05I was completely taken aback. I had some guesses having worn so many crowns in your time
00:12:12and I was thinking, have you played famous royalty? I thought about potentially Glenn Close.
00:12:19Then I heard you sing and I thought, no. Maybe not. Maybe not.
00:12:25Do you know what? Interestingly, Maya, I think you knew.
00:12:28I had a feeling because the Queen, it really stuck out to me.
00:12:32There was a lot of Queen references, a lot of Crown references and instantly I thought,
00:12:36Drag Race, the Queens. And how fabulous this outfit is alone.
00:12:41You mentioned, Queen wore many crowns, expect red carpets. I said, could be Drag Race winner.
00:12:48Sharp claws. Everyone gets their claws out on that show. There's a lot of catty behaviour.
00:12:53It all makes sense now. You are used to being on stage. And you've got a good voice.
00:12:57I know a lot of the drag queens before. A really good voice. Yeah.
00:12:59But which one is it? I'm thinking maybe Bimini Bamboulash.
00:13:04Bimini Bamboulash.
00:13:06What did you think, Jonathan?
00:13:07I'm sorry, I think that part of it.
00:13:09You think I've got it?
00:13:12Stephen, in the right direction, Queen, but not Drag Queen.
00:13:15You don't think Drag Queen?
00:13:15No. It is our Queen. It's Camilla, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:18Oh, that's who's there.
00:13:20I think it is.
00:13:21Maybe that's not the one.
00:13:22No, I tell you who it might be, though.
00:13:24Thinking of Queen, thinking of I've won a lot of crowns,
00:13:27I think it might be Adam Lambert in there.
00:13:29Oh, look at the Adam Lambert.
00:13:30That was a good shout from you, actually, Jonathan Ross.
00:13:35What do you think of Mo Gilligan, my friend?
00:13:37First clue that I've seen was, it's like a sketch.
00:13:40And I thought maybe like a sketch show, but I've seen some art.
00:13:43And then it said years perfecting her craft.
00:13:46So I'll put art and crafts.
00:13:47This person, they like to do a bit of art.
00:13:49And then you also got the craft of comedy.
00:13:51I thought it might be Joe Lyson in there.
00:13:53Oh, almost nobody is agreeing with you in your studio.
00:13:58And I feel bad for you.
00:14:00OK, guys.
00:14:01Have the panel been outfoxed?
00:14:03We'll only know when the mask comes off.
00:14:05It's Arctic Fox, everybody!
00:14:11Beautiful.
00:14:12Ah!
00:14:14Life is not a drag when I'm around,
00:14:17but is this Arctic Fox the Queen?
00:14:20I'm not spilling that royalty just yet.
00:14:23Coming up after the break, it's Yak.
00:14:28We'll be right Yak.
00:14:31Who's after half the mask?
00:14:36Who's after half the mask?
00:14:44Who are ya?
00:14:45Who are ya?
00:14:46Who are ya?
00:14:47Who's after half the mask?
00:14:50Yes, welcome back to The Masked Singer, everybody!
00:14:53What do we have the chance to get a live band on?
00:14:55We simply couldn't turn them down!
00:14:58Because they're very loud!
00:15:00But now, I know what you're thinking.
00:15:02Firstly, this suit's too tight.
00:15:04And secondly, who's Emperor Penguin?
00:15:06Panel, do you want me to give you some clues?
00:15:08We've got a pugil stick, which matches my outfit perfectly.
00:15:11Look at this.
00:15:12And there's a sign that says,
00:15:14Caution, don't sit wet paint.
00:15:16Wet paint.
00:15:17So, I think it's got to be something to do with gladiators, no?
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:21It's Bradley Walsh.
00:15:22She's cracked it.
00:15:23He's got a great voice.
00:15:25Wow.
00:15:26I like that idea.
00:15:27Wet paint is a bit of a clue for me, though,
00:15:29because wet paint, there's a show called 60-minute makeover.
00:15:32I love that show.
00:15:33So, this person used to present the show,
00:15:40and thrown out, they might be Peter Andre.
00:15:42Peter Andre in there.
00:15:44We will find out who Emperor Penguin is
00:15:46before the end of the show.
00:15:48We've still got five performances to go, people.
00:15:51Up next, panel, stop your yak in.
00:15:55It's yak.
00:15:56Definitely yak.
00:16:03The text man's taken off.
00:16:07Gravy, greetings, fellow masked singer-wanderers.
00:16:12This is me, yak.
00:16:13It's a woman.
00:16:14I think maybe a man.
00:16:15Sonny, I've been...
00:16:17I've come along for a new place to graze and go.
00:16:23You could say I'm a yak of all trades.
00:16:25Or at least quite a few.
00:16:27Leave your tech behind.
00:16:29Somebody who's anti-phone.
00:16:30This life can be quite nomadic.
00:16:31Some call it thundering.
00:16:35And I call it being a citizen of the world.
00:16:39Or at least a little harder, Peter.
00:16:41TV presenter.
00:16:42Maybe like a travel group holder.
00:16:45From dusk till dawn,
00:16:47you'll find me out here on the plane.
00:16:50They're pretty uninhabited.
00:16:52I've got my routine.
00:16:53Dusk till dawn.
00:16:54That was a film with vampires.
00:16:56There's nothing like starting the day in the hill.
00:16:59They like festivals and stuff.
00:17:02Somebody loves the great outdoors.
00:17:04Then in the evening,
00:17:06I pop down here to watch the sunset.
00:17:11Appreciating the little things gives meaning to life.
00:17:15That was somebody who's done nature programs.
00:17:17I even enjoy the wall of mists.
00:17:20You get first thing,
00:17:21which might be a surprise to some.
00:17:26I'll let you ruminate on that one, shall I?
00:17:30Time for this luck to let my hair down
00:17:33and go large on that stage.
00:17:36They're on the stage.
00:17:38Is that a band?
00:17:39Or a comedian?
00:17:40I'll come on six balls.
00:17:49Oh, yeah.
00:17:50I am a better you son of a lie.
00:17:57Ain't gonna break till moony for tonight.
00:18:01Ain't gonna find you be right.
00:18:05I'm gonna like you right here.
00:18:08Family secret called I use
00:18:12To wash away my stupid blues
00:18:16Now I can't see it all and alive
00:18:20The only one to make me fly
00:18:23Look at the heads.
00:18:24Sex bomb, sex bomb,
00:18:26I'm your sex bomb.
00:18:28You're gonna get me in all my life.
00:18:31Sex bomb, sex bomb,
00:18:34you're my sex bomb.
00:18:36You could turn me home.
00:18:38Don't get me wrong,
00:18:43gonna do this song
00:18:45Comes for you and it's super damn right.
00:18:50I'm gonna move down tonight.
00:18:52I'm gonna be all right.
00:18:56Sex bomb, sex bomb,
00:18:58sex bomb,
00:18:59sex bomb,
00:19:00my sex bomb.
00:19:01I could give you this.
00:19:13I could give you this.
00:19:14I'm gonna be a comedian.
00:19:15I'm gonna be a comedian, yeah.
00:19:20Oh, you can make me feel all right. I could give you this super high.
00:19:26Comedians.
00:19:27Don't be a comedian, yeah.
00:19:28Bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb, yeah.
00:19:33Give me an entire, turn you on.
00:19:36Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb.
00:19:40Oh, baby, you turn me on.
00:19:43Baby, you turn me on.
00:19:47You're my sex bomb.
00:19:49You're my sex bomb.
00:19:51You turn me on.
00:19:53Baby, you can turn me on.
00:19:56Sex bomb.
00:19:58Oh, my gosh.
00:20:04Give it up for Yak, everybody.
00:20:07That was one of the maddest performances I've ever seen in seven series.
00:20:12That was absolutely bonkers.
00:20:14I've got a stall for you, Yak.
00:20:16Do you like to sit down?
00:20:17There we go.
00:20:18I think for some reason it's weirder when they sat down.
00:20:21Yeah.
00:20:22That's very odd.
00:20:23Do you want to turn the other way?
00:20:25Oh, God.
00:20:26I'm so scared of it.
00:20:27Yeah, do you want to...
00:20:29Obviously...
00:20:30Can you turn around to the panel?
00:20:32Can I...
00:20:33Oh, we're going this way?
00:20:34Yeah?
00:20:35Yeah?
00:20:36Yeah?
00:20:37Why not?
00:20:38Go the one way round.
00:20:39Yes!
00:20:40Tick off!
00:20:41Tick off!
00:20:42Tick off!
00:20:43Back!
00:20:44Back!
00:20:45Slightly left.
00:20:46Yes!
00:20:47Devita, what did you think of that?
00:20:50I love Yak.
00:20:51Woo!
00:20:52None of us were expecting that voice to come out.
00:20:57I feel like it's somebody funny.
00:21:00It really made me laugh.
00:21:02So funny.
00:21:03And I heard I'm a Yak of all trades.
00:21:05I thought it might be somebody who does several different things.
00:21:08And leave your tech behind.
00:21:10There was a big sign there.
00:21:11But I was thinking about Matt and Emma Willis,
00:21:14who did a brilliant documentary about a school that went phone-free for a bit.
00:21:18But I thought maybe it's Matt Willis...
00:21:20Disguising his voice.
00:21:21Disguising his voice.
00:21:22So I'm going to park it there.
00:21:24Matt Willis.
00:21:25I love a bit of Matt Willis.
00:21:27Love that.
00:21:28Yak, what do you think of Matt Willis?
00:21:30Oh.
00:21:31Oh.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:33Matt Willis, what do you think of my friend?
00:21:36Oh, that was so, um, different.
00:21:38That was very different.
00:21:39So I thought it might be someone who might have, um, a job that maybe they'd present our sketch comedy,
00:21:47maybe.
00:21:48Um, but I think it's a funny man.
00:21:50I think it could be Lee Francis.
00:21:52Yeah, as well.
00:21:53And then he would disguise his voice, I think.
00:21:55Maya, what are you thinking?
00:21:56It's a hippie DJ.
00:21:58Clearly an outdoorsy person.
00:22:00Loves to just be disconnected from the internet and the world.
00:22:03You know, just like that hippie kind of festively vibe.
00:22:05So Fatboy Slim.
00:22:06Ooh.
00:22:07That's where I landed.
00:22:08I feel like Fatboy Slim's a bit of a joker.
00:22:11He would be a funny voice for us.
00:22:12Yes.
00:22:13Yes.
00:22:14Just to throw us off.
00:22:15Fatboy Slim is fantastic.
00:22:16Jonathan.
00:22:17I love you, Yak.
00:22:18Isn't Yak amazing?
00:22:19Well done, Yak.
00:22:20Delightful.
00:22:21And what you lack in, let's say, kind of, uh, what's the phrase I'm looking for?
00:22:25What you lack in, in talent, as a singer, you more than make up for, with gusto and entertaining performance.
00:22:32Yes.
00:22:33I don't think you're a professional singer.
00:22:35I think it's a comic person.
00:22:37And I thought I recognized the voice.
00:22:39It sounded to me like Adrian Edmondson.
00:22:41Ooh.
00:22:42Ooh.
00:22:43Ooh.
00:22:44Yak, are you aid in there?
00:22:47It's so fun.
00:22:51Who's under all these Himalayas?
00:22:54We'll only know when the mask comes off.
00:22:56Let's hear it for Yak, everybody.
00:22:58Whoo!
00:22:59Who are you?
00:23:00Who are you?
00:23:01Who are you?
00:23:02Who are you?
00:23:03Who are you?
00:23:04Who are you?
00:23:05Is it Fatboy Slim right here, right now?
00:23:08Well, I'd have to praise the panel for trying, I guess.
00:23:12Okay, people.
00:23:15Coming up, Teabag and Toasty.
00:23:18Ooh, I had that for lunch.
00:23:19You could probably see it, to be fair.
00:23:21And Emperor Penguin will be unmasked.
00:23:24Whoo!
00:23:25Whoo!
00:23:26Who's out behind the mask?
00:23:27Who's out behind the mask?
00:23:28Who are you?
00:23:29Who are you?
00:23:30Who are you?
00:23:31Who are you?
00:23:32Who's out behind the mask?
00:23:33Yes!
00:23:34Welcome back, everybody, to our masked musical festival of mayhem.
00:23:37I've got a quadruple A pass, which means I've got access to all areas and Jonathan's internet history.
00:23:56He keeps searching, who is Joel Domit?
00:23:59Okay, let's see if you've got any good guesses for our masked lead singer.
00:24:04Any ideas?
00:24:05Panel?
00:24:06Spotted any new clues?
00:24:07The bird.
00:24:08Doing time.
00:24:09Bird.
00:24:10Bradley Walsh.
00:24:11Law and order.
00:24:12Bang.
00:24:13Back of the net.
00:24:14Thanks very much.
00:24:15Maybe it might be a bird from Australia, like a cockatoo.
00:24:17And the person I thought was from Australia, Peter Andre.
00:24:18Yeah.
00:24:19Yeah.
00:24:20You got very excited when you said Australian.
00:24:21Did you see that?
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23Did you see that?
00:24:24Did you see that?
00:24:25Did you see that?
00:24:26Yeah.
00:24:27You got very excited when you said Australian.
00:24:28Did you see that?
00:24:29Did you see that?
00:24:30Yeah.
00:24:31Did you see that?
00:24:32Emperor Penguin's true identity will be revealed very, very shortly.
00:24:36But now, it's back on the clue trail.
00:24:38And next up, bread and cheese.
00:24:40Mmm.
00:24:41Yes, please.
00:24:42It's toasting.
00:24:43Oh, my...
00:24:44It's toasting.
00:24:45Where should I start?
00:24:46Is it a man or a woman?
00:24:47I think it's a woman in there.
00:24:48It's a melon man.
00:24:49I faced some stern critics in the past, but this toastie doesn't melt under pressure.
00:25:04Stern critics?
00:25:05That might be a show where you get critiqued.
00:25:08Under Pressure was a Queen Song.
00:25:10This wasn't handed to me on a plate, you know.
00:25:12I started crafting pretty much fresh out the bakery.
00:25:15A diamond.
00:25:16Fresh-a-baked diamond.
00:25:21I'm not your typical toasty.
00:25:22Okay, me gooey cheese might look a little messy,
00:25:25but sometimes it's good to let it all hang out.
00:25:27A clown.
00:25:28Comedian.
00:25:36I'm not about to put on any airs and glaces.
00:25:3820th of August.
00:25:40It's a birthday.
00:25:41I've worked with some rebellious types,
00:25:42but I'm a rebel with a cause.
00:25:44A few causes, in fact.
00:25:45Somebody that does charity work.
00:25:47Quite passionate about something, yeah, yeah.
00:25:49Now I'm ready for a slice of the action.
00:25:51No country bond.
00:25:55And then twe voz ganes,
00:25:57The
00:26:05cap item.
00:26:06Passing.
00:26:09Platz 10
00:26:13Mova always had a need to cover to your 아침.
00:26:15You get it.
00:26:16Say, said you ain't seen nothing till you're down on your muffin and you're sure to be changing your ways
00:26:21I made a cheerleader, a real young fleeter, times I could reminisce
00:26:26Caught the best things in lovin' was your sister or your cousin and it started with a little kiss like this
00:26:30He started swinging with the boys in the school with your feet flying up in the air
00:26:39Say, hey, did a diddle with a skiddy in the middle with a swing like you didn't care
00:26:43So I took a big chance at the high school dance with a missy who was ready to play
00:26:47Sounds like a singer
00:26:48But to me, she was fooling cause she knew what she was doing when she told me love the tea at the stage
00:26:52She told me to rock this away, rock this away, rock this away
00:26:58Rock this away, rock this away, rock this away
00:27:05Rock this away, rock this away, just give me a kiss
00:27:11Rock this away, rock this away
00:27:13Rock this away, rock this away
00:27:14School girls really with a classic kind of sassy little skirt coming way up the knee
00:27:18There were three young ladies in the school gym locker when I noticed they were looking at me
00:27:22I was a high school loser, never made it with the ladies, and my boys told me something I missed
00:27:27Then the next door a neighbour with a daughter had a favour, so I gave her just a little kiss
00:27:30Just a little kiss. I like this.
00:27:33I love this show.
00:27:37She's all swinging with the boys in the school with the feet flying up in the air.
00:27:41Saying hey, diddle, diddle, with a skinny in the middle with a swing like you didn't care.
00:27:45So I took a big chance at the high school dance with a missy who was ready to play.
00:27:50Was me who fooled what you knew when she was doing what you told me?
00:27:53What you had to say.
00:27:53She told me to wrap this away, wrap this away, wrap this away.
00:28:00I've been playing.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:06Yay!
00:28:07That was ridiculous.
00:28:11That was so good.
00:28:15Yes. Give it up for Toasty, everybody.
00:28:20We're immediately back to the drawing board.
00:28:23It's so good.
00:28:24Your face seems like it's just being trapped in the Toasty machine, like, no!
00:28:31Matt, what are you thinking, my friend?
00:28:32Oh, that was so good, Matt.
00:28:36Toasty, in the BT, you said stern critics.
00:28:39So I thought maybe it's a show where you're going to be critiqued.
00:28:42I thought of X Factor.
00:28:43I don't know.
00:28:44I was probably being swayed because of the accent.
00:28:46But it could be Rebecca Ferguson.
00:28:49Oh, yeah!
00:28:50Exactly.
00:28:51And if you've seen in the clues, there was a diamond.
00:28:54And she has a song called Diamond in Her Shoes.
00:28:59So that is where I led with that.
00:29:01What are you thinking, Maya Jarman?
00:29:03And, honestly, I loved that performance.
00:29:05I was up.
00:29:06I felt the spirit of you.
00:29:07Yeah.
00:29:08You have got some pipes on you.
00:29:09Yes.
00:29:10There's vocals in there.
00:29:11Because I saw a bit of a clown pop in there.
00:29:12There's a song called Clown.
00:29:14And I thought, Emily Sanday.
00:29:16Emily Sanday's good.
00:29:17That's a good guess.
00:29:20Jonathan, who do you think it is, my friend?
00:29:22Well, when you started, you know, sometimes we have people on who are comedians
00:29:24and sometimes we have people who can't sing that well.
00:29:26When the rap came, I thought, this is going to be one of those who can't sing.
00:29:28Then when we got to the middle of it and started singing, we were all blown away.
00:29:32You have an amazing voice.
00:29:33Right.
00:29:34It was like a surprise, wasn't it?
00:29:36Yeah.
00:29:37And that means all of my clues went on.
00:29:38Because I was looking at the clues and I came up with from various things.
00:29:41I think that's an American in there.
00:29:42Ooh.
00:29:43Oh.
00:29:44I think it's going to be a star we know who's been big in America,
00:29:47who maybe came from a talent show.
00:29:48There were two names I got.
00:29:49One from a talent show, one not.
00:29:50I'm thinking it could be Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.
00:29:55You just wait.
00:29:56It's not a bad you're going to feel you laughter that.
00:29:58Or I think it could be Jennifer Hudson in there.
00:30:00That's my two guesses.
00:30:02You know what?
00:30:03Last time I saw Jennifer, she was wearing an orange bobble cat
00:30:06and she had cheese dripping down her arms.
00:30:08That's what I think it's like.
00:30:09Yes.
00:30:10And when Jennifer Hudson really goes for the high notes,
00:30:12she sometimes makes a face like that.
00:30:14She's like, ah!
00:30:15Davida, what are you thinking?
00:30:17Well, you're going to laugh where I went to.
00:30:19I heard they like to do charitable things.
00:30:22I was thinking, Craig Phillips gave his winnings from Big Brother One
00:30:26to someone.
00:30:27I thought, Liverpudlian accent, it's Craig Phillips.
00:30:30Don't applaud me.
00:30:33I am wrong.
00:30:34That is a woman.
00:30:35I've got a feeling you're going to be in for a while,
00:30:37so I'm going to get another chance to guess you.
00:30:39Who's the tease inside the cheese?
00:30:42We'll only know when the mask comes off.
00:30:44Let's hear it for Toasty, everybody!
00:30:54Am I an Emily sandwich?
00:30:56Or am I just clowning around on stage?
00:30:59Are they getting closer to this Toasty?
00:31:02Who wants some more clues?
00:31:04Yes!
00:31:05Won't you take me to...
00:31:08Donkey Town!
00:31:10It's T-Bar!
00:31:12It's T-Bar!
00:31:17How do you do?
00:31:19Please call me T-Bar!
00:31:23Delighted to make your acquaintance.
00:31:25I think it's someone posh.
00:31:27Yeah!
00:31:28If you want a little as he, I'll take care of it.
00:31:31An archetypal Brit.
00:31:33Do you have a preference on flavour?
00:31:37Oolong?
00:31:38Darjeeling?
00:31:39Royal tea?
00:31:40Honey, there's no tea with royal tea.
00:31:42It's royal tea.
00:31:43I have leaves to match every cake.
00:31:45Getting a lot of, like, Antiques Roadshow vibes.
00:31:47Someone that does the 10 o'clock news, maybe.
00:31:49On a Sunday, I'd like to visit the cathedral for a chin-whack
00:31:52and a cuppa with the old chap there.
00:31:54I wonder if it's a rugby player because he said the cathedral.
00:31:57Educated the expansive world.
00:32:00Righto, where should we begin?
00:32:02Back in time.
00:32:03Back in time, yeah.
00:32:04There are a whole host of reasons why I decided to take my place on the Masked Singer stage.
00:32:11It seems like awfully good fun.
00:32:16Oh, don't worry.
00:32:17I'm not about to lecture you.
00:32:19Lecture you?
00:32:20Might be a teacher of some sort.
00:32:22I just hope I don't dig myself into a hole with this clue malarkey.
00:32:26And when you put yourself together, there's the mother of a charmless smile.
00:32:31I don't want to feel guilty about my decision to take part.
00:32:36Yeah.
00:32:37Yeah.
00:32:46You'll say, we've got nothing common.
00:32:53No common ground to start from.
00:32:56And we're falling apart.
00:33:00Oh, nice voice.
00:33:03You'll say, the world is coming out.
00:33:06The world has come between us
00:33:10Our lives have come between us
00:33:14Well I know you just don't care
00:33:20And I said what about breakfast to Tiffany
00:33:25She said I think I remember the film
00:33:29And as I recall I think we both kind of liked it
00:33:33But I said well that's the one thing we've got
00:33:38They do look cool, don't they?
00:33:39Yeah, and it's a nice husky voice but I don't recognise it
00:33:42I seem the only one who knew me
00:33:49But now you're icy through me
00:33:54I guess I won't blow
00:33:57So what now is plain to see we're over
00:34:06And I hate when things are over
00:34:10When so much is just done and done
00:34:16And I said what about breakfast to Tiffany
00:34:20I said Tiffany
00:34:21She said I think I remember the film
00:34:25And as I recall I think we both kind of liked it
00:34:30And I said well that's the one thing we've got
00:34:34I said what a breakfast to Tiffany
00:34:39She said I think I remember the film
00:34:42And as I recall I think we both kind of liked it
00:34:46And I said well that's the one thing we've got
00:34:51Yes!
00:34:56They're very happy with that
00:34:59Give it up a teabag everybody!
00:35:00Not a pro?
00:35:02I don't know
00:35:04High tea some might say
00:35:06What are you thinking my friend?
00:35:08I really don't know this one
00:35:10Because the clues will leave me one direction
00:35:11Then when I heard the voice it doesn't match any of the people I was guessing
00:35:14Because when you listed your favourite teas
00:35:15And you said Royal tea and Royal tea isn't a tea
00:35:17So I think that's Royal tea
00:35:19And then you mentioned the cathedral
00:35:21And the cathedral is what they call tricking and rugby ground
00:35:23So I think maybe it's something that's Royal tea
00:35:25And then you mentioned the cathedral
00:35:27And the cathedral is what they call tricking and rugby ground
00:35:28So I think maybe it's someone who knows the Royal family
00:35:32So I was expecting to hear James Blunt
00:35:34But that was not James Blunt
00:35:36Maya what are you thinking?
00:35:37The eyes are killing me
00:35:39I went on 10pm on the clock
00:35:42And I thought someone that does 10pm news
00:35:44Maybe Trevor McDonald in there
00:35:46I'm going to tell you now
00:35:48That is not Trevor McDonald
00:35:50The next place I went to was
00:35:53There was a clue that said guilty
00:35:55And I thought who says guilty?
00:35:57A judge
00:35:59What judges do we know and love?
00:36:01Judge Rinder
00:36:03Maybe
00:36:05A good guess
00:36:07I'm thinking somebody quintessentially British
00:36:10Somebody who likes history
00:36:12I saw the little sheep, the big sheep
00:36:14I did think father and son
00:36:16The Royal thing
00:36:17I'm pretty sure Dan Snow went to Harry's wedding
00:36:21Or Williams
00:36:23Maybe it was Williams
00:36:25But I think he's been to a Royal wedding
00:36:27So Dan Snow
00:36:29That is a good guess of it
00:36:31Mo, who do you think it is?
00:36:32So when I looked at the VTs
00:36:33I've seen clocks
00:36:35I'm a big fan of football
00:36:37If you're a fan of football you have deadline day
00:36:39There's normally a countdown clock
00:36:41And because he said host of reasons
00:36:43He's a news presenter
00:36:45But for like you know sky sports and stuff
00:36:47It might be Jim White
00:36:49You've got an ooh
00:36:51You've got a good ooh
00:36:53I'll take whatever I can get you
00:36:55Well done panel
00:36:57Excellent guesses
00:36:58I like you a lot
00:36:59They've made the panel look like mugs
00:37:01It's D-Bag everybody
00:37:02Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya? Who's that behind the mask?
00:37:09Dan Snow? I know the panel have a history of bad guesses
00:37:15But that takes the biscuit
00:37:18The studio audience vote is just two performances away
00:37:22But now it's time to reveal who's behind the mask band everybody
00:37:27Ooh indeed
00:37:28Emperor penguin come and join me on the main stage please
00:37:32PENGWIN! PENGWIN! PENGWIN! PENGWIN! PENGWIN! PENGWIN! PENGWIN!
00:37:41Emperor penguin in just a moment you will be removing your mask
00:37:44But first panel let's have your final guesses please
00:37:48Mo
00:37:49I think it's Peter Andre
00:37:51Davina
00:37:53Bradley Walsh
00:37:55Maya
00:37:56I don't think it's right
00:37:57but Horner Bert
00:37:58Follow learn
00:37:59Jonathan
00:38:00Sir Trevor MacDonald
00:38:01Sir Trevor MacDonald
00:38:02Sir Trevor MacDonald
00:38:04There's only one way to find out
00:38:07emperor penguin who is behind that mask
00:38:10Everyone
00:38:11Take it off
00:38:13Take it off
00:38:14Take it off
00:38:16Take it off
00:38:18Take it off
00:38:20Take It UPS
00:38:21Take it off, take it off.
00:38:23Take it off, take it off.
00:38:25Take it off, take it off.
00:38:27Oh my God, who is it?
00:38:29Take it off, take it off, take it off.
00:38:33It's Matt Locust!
00:38:35It's Matt Locust!
00:38:37What a boba from you!
00:38:43Nice to see you!
00:38:45Matt Locust!
00:38:49This is so fun!
00:38:51What a great voice!
00:38:53What a voice!
00:38:55What was it like singing in a penguin?
00:38:57It was very, very hot indeed.
00:39:01What did you think of some of the guesses?
00:39:03I thought they were pretty poor.
00:39:05Why was there the pugil stick?
00:39:09That was to do with the fact that I'm the master of ceremonies in the last gladiator movie.
00:39:13Ah, of course you are.
00:39:15And the dove, the dove from above.
00:39:17The dove from above shooting stars.
00:39:19Oh my God!
00:39:21Of course it's the dove from above.
00:39:23Why the penguin?
00:39:25Well, I like a chocolate biscuit.
00:39:27Well done, Matt. That's a wonderful thing.
00:39:29Wasn't it so fun?
00:39:31The panel really needs some help, Matt.
00:39:33So will you become a detective for the rest of the show?
00:39:35I'm going to do my very best.
00:39:37Yes!
00:39:38But first, do you fancy doing a song, Matt?
00:39:40Go on!
00:39:41Go on!
00:39:42Give it a little song for us!
00:39:45Singing for us one more time.
00:39:47Give it up for Matt Lucas, everybody!
00:39:49Yeah!
00:39:51Yeah!
00:40:04Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball.
00:40:07From Soho down to Brighton, I must have played them all.
00:40:11But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall.
00:40:15That emperor penguin still plays me pinball.
00:40:22He's a pinball wizard, stars a trillion more.
00:40:26Pinball wizard, the world's new pinball lord.
00:40:32He's snoring more.
00:40:36He's snoring more.
00:40:43Thank you!
00:40:46Yes! Matt Lucas, everybody!
00:40:51The Andy Antarctic Funky, he's giving up for the band.
00:40:58Panel, you need to make space for another panelist.
00:41:00Maya, scooch over!
00:41:02After the break, we play Conkers.
00:41:03But it's not the season!
00:41:05We'll see you in a bit.
00:41:08Who's that behind the mask?
00:41:12Who's that behind the mask?
00:41:16Welcome back to The Masked Singer, everybody!
00:41:18Where our house band has gone home!
00:41:21But Lucas made themselves all comfy on the panel.
00:41:23Everyone, it's Matt Lucas!
00:41:28How does it feel to be back on the other side, Matt?
00:41:30Oh, it's just nice to take the weight off my feet.
00:41:33I'm not going to lie.
00:41:35May I say, I used to wear a onesie on the telly.
00:41:37Yes, you did.
00:41:38But I never looked as good as you.
00:41:42I've realised I look like there's an emoji that I look like.
00:41:44There's like this.
00:41:45Yes.
00:41:47Oh, I thought you were talking about the aubergine.
00:41:49I wasn't talking about the aubergine.
00:41:50I wasn't talking about the aubergine.
00:41:52Do you know how much that?
00:41:55Alright, let's see how you get on with our next act.
00:41:57Get ready to go bonkers for Conker!
00:42:00Oh, he gave me a start there, my liege.
00:42:11He's I.
00:42:12Conkers!
00:42:13I'm on my way.
00:42:15Ready to enter the frag.
00:42:16A castle on the hill, which is the Ed Sheeran song.
00:42:18Yeah.
00:42:19If you're looking for a knight, remember, you've come to the right place.
00:42:24Just remember to look where I'm going.
00:42:26What doesn't kill you makes you so low.
00:42:28I've shown this Conker is up for any challenge.
00:42:31Even if I'd rather hide in my shell.
00:42:33When someone hides in their shell, they're quite a quiet person.
00:42:36With these spikes, I can Lancelot.
00:42:38Lancelot Knights.
00:42:39And most of the time, I hit my mark.
00:42:41Mark.
00:42:44Then he hits the mark, I'm like, could he be good mark something?
00:42:47I suppose we're all playing a part here, aren't we?
00:42:50It doesn't take much to put the fright in this night.
00:42:55All those ghosts, don't scare me.
00:42:57Scared of things, trying to be brave.
00:43:01Taking on enemies, taskmaster or something.
00:43:07Is the stage set?
00:43:08Right.
00:43:09It's time for me to put my training to the test.
00:43:12For honor and for glory.
00:43:23Oh, Conkers are so cute.
00:43:24So cute.
00:43:25Lonely in this world, I see the look, oh.
00:43:34One more dream before I'm heading home.
00:43:38Who is that?
00:43:39When it's a guy.
00:43:41Oh, she caught my eye in the light.
00:43:42Then she came right up to me.
00:43:43She said, oh, hi, nice to meet you too.
00:43:44Now, maybe we could go dance, get up, fuck that beat.
00:43:57She said, this life.
00:44:00Oh, that's so cute.
00:44:01Let's play it on repeat.
00:44:02We can dance, we can dance all night.
00:44:03We can dance in the morning like high.
00:44:04Let's forget about our world.
00:44:05We sent the wild world outside.
00:44:06She said, oh, hi, nice to meet you too.
00:44:07Tonight, baby, we could go dance, get up, fuck that beat.
00:44:09We can dance, we can dance all night.
00:44:10That's great.
00:44:11Very good.
00:44:12She took my hand and led me through the door.
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:16She said, feel that beat, forget that broken heart.
00:44:19Oh.
00:44:20Oh.
00:44:21Oh.
00:44:22Oh.
00:44:23Oh.
00:44:24Oh.
00:44:25Oh.
00:44:26Oh.
00:44:27Oh.
00:44:28Oh.
00:44:29Oh.
00:44:30Oh.
00:44:32Oh.
00:44:33Oh.
00:44:34Oh.
00:44:35Oh.
00:44:36Oh.
00:44:37Oh.
00:44:38Oh.
00:44:39I don't recognise that voice at all.
00:44:41Oh.
00:44:42Oh.
00:44:43Oh, no.
00:44:44Oh.
00:44:45Oh.
00:44:46I saw the light in her eyes that she came right
00:44:48up to me.
00:44:49Oh!
00:44:50Oh.
00:44:51She said go hi, nice to meet you, too.
00:44:54Now, baby, we could go dance, get up, fuck that beat.
00:44:59She said this life forever, one song here together then, let's play on repeat.
00:45:07We can dance, we can dance all night.
00:45:08Tonight, we can dance in the morning light
00:45:11But forget about our worries at the wild world outside
00:45:15She said, oh, hi, nice to meet you tonight
00:45:19Maybe we could go dance, get up off our feet
00:45:23She said, this life ain't forever one song here together
00:45:29Then let's play it on repeat
00:45:31We can dance, we can dance all night
00:45:38That was cute, that was very cute
00:45:44A good performance from the Conkers
00:45:46Conkers, Conkers, Conkers, Conkers, Conkers
00:45:50Give it up at Conkers, everybody, how good was that?
00:45:53Conkers, Conkers, this is so fun, it's so lovely to me
00:45:57Conkers, me plonkers
00:46:00Conkers, wasn't that great, performing in a cinema
00:46:05A great performance
00:46:07The clues were spikes and training
00:46:09I thought, oh, it could be a runner, an athlete
00:46:12I think we might be in the presence of Usain Bolt
00:46:17I think I'm probably wrong there
00:46:19It was so cute, there's something about that big head
00:46:21And how it bobbles on that body, it's just adorable
00:46:23Love it
00:46:25There was a quote that said, ghosts don't scare me
00:46:27So I thought somebody maybe that's been involved in the show Ghosts
00:46:31I know a comedian called Kyle Smith, I know
00:46:34Could it be him? Maybe
00:46:36You know what, in the VT there was a castle
00:46:40So then I thought maybe it's the former tennis player
00:46:43And breakfast TV host Andrew Castle
00:46:46That's a good guess
00:46:48And I thought maybe it's someone who's worked with Andrew Castle
00:46:51Doing sort of morning TV, it's Andy Peters
00:46:54It's Andy Peters
00:46:56It's Andy Peters
00:46:57It's a good shout, you know what
00:46:59I don't disagree, I concur
00:47:01Oh!
00:47:04Oh, what's he, Conkers giving me something
00:47:06Oh, it's actually real Conkers
00:47:08He's real, real Conkers
00:47:10Oh, that's so nice
00:47:12Look at that, it's like your little brother
00:47:14That's so nice
00:47:15What do you think of Davida McCall?
00:47:17I got a feeling of an actor of some sort
00:47:20I did slightly get Hobbit-y feel
00:47:22Like the castle and the countryside
00:47:24And I heard your voice
00:47:25And I thought maybe it's Martin Freeman
00:47:27So I'm going with my something
00:47:31I think I know who you are
00:47:34I do
00:47:35Because you said hit the mark
00:47:37So I really ran with that
00:47:39And hit
00:47:40This person has a lot of hits
00:47:42Their name has mark in it
00:47:44And then there was another clue where it says
00:47:46Hide in my shell
00:47:47I feel like this is someone that wants to be like behind the scenes
00:47:49Not really front and centre
00:47:51I think it could be Mark Ronson
00:47:54Oh, wow
00:47:56Mark Ronson's an interesting guest
00:47:58Maybe Mark Ronson
00:47:59Well done everyone
00:48:00Absolutely excellent
00:48:01Give it up for Conkers everybody
00:48:03Yay!
00:48:07Your only scenes inside is so chestnuts
00:48:10Who's that behind the mask?
00:48:11When the mask comes off
00:48:12Let's hear it for Conkers everyone
00:48:13Who's that behind the mask?
00:48:17Who's that behind the mask?
00:48:21I don't think I'm Mark Ronson
00:48:23Nothing breaks like a heart
00:48:25But have they cracked this nut?
00:48:27We've got one performance left before the studio audience vote for their favourite mask singer
00:48:34But now
00:48:35Guess what?
00:48:36It's competition time people
00:48:38Who's that behind the mask?
00:48:42Welcome back to the mask singer
00:48:44Everyone's keeping secrets
00:48:45Especially the location where the panel have lunch
00:48:48Why can't I join you guys?
00:48:50Aww
00:48:52One more act to go people
00:48:57Let's get sleuthin
00:48:59Or should I say
00:49:00Sleuth
00:49:05It's monkey business everyone
00:49:06It's monkey business
00:49:15Let's get this meeting started shall we
00:49:17I'm monkey business
00:49:20She is a jester
00:49:22She is a business lady
00:49:25I swapped the rainforest for the concrete jungle
00:49:29And I didn't get where I am on charm and fantastic fur alone
00:49:35Now I'm ready to shoulder my way into the competition
00:49:39First aid
00:49:40Is it someone from Casualty?
00:49:41Say goodbye to your fight
00:49:45We're here to work, not to make friends
00:49:47You want some tough monkey talk?
00:49:50You can't just expect opportunity to knock knock on the board room door
00:49:56That's the music from the apprentice
00:49:59This is a high stakes banana business
00:50:03If you wanna laugh, make sure it's all the way to the bank
00:50:07Bella dollar
00:50:08Bella dollar
00:50:09That's poison
00:50:10And that your accounts stand up to scrutiny
00:50:12The company is piloting a software system
00:50:15It's been a bit of a trial
00:50:17Not everything in business is perfect
00:50:20But it does mean I have a brief window of time to pencil this performance
00:50:24Let's make sure legal are on standby
00:50:36Yes monkey business
00:50:40Look monkey business is working already
00:50:42Working the room
00:50:43Look into the room
00:50:56She'll only come out at night
00:50:59êu listen kind of tight
00:51:02Nothing to do
00:51:04I see and I hear
00:51:06Go goalف Pie
00:51:08Watson
00:51:09Watchin' waitin'
00:51:11Oh, she's in with you, put her eyes around the door
00:51:17Good voice, really good voice
00:51:19So many pay to see
00:51:21I recognize the voice here
00:51:23What she thinks you get it for free
00:51:25The woman is wild, as she can't say about the perfect Jack you are
00:51:29I feel like not English
00:51:31Money doesn't matter
00:51:33If you're in for love, you ain't gonna get too far
00:51:39Oh, here she comes
00:51:43Watch out, boy, she'll chew up
00:51:47Oh, here she comes
00:51:49She's a man-eater
00:51:51Oh, here she comes
00:51:55Watch out, boy, she'll chew up
00:51:57Oh, here she comes
00:51:59She's a man-eater
00:52:01She's a man-eater
00:52:05She's a man-eater
00:52:07I wouldn't have thought for you
00:52:11I know what she can do
00:52:13She's dead man
00:52:15She could really rip your world apart
00:52:19Might never matter
00:52:21All the beauties that put a piece of in her heart
00:52:26So, come on, boy, she'll get out
00:52:30Oh, here she comes
00:52:32Watch out, boy, she'll chew up
00:52:35Oh, here she comes
00:52:37She's a man-eater
00:52:40Oh, here she comes
00:52:43Watch out, boy, she'll chew up
00:52:47I am tonight
00:52:49I need her
00:52:51Oh, here she comes
00:52:53Watch out
00:52:59I really enjoyed that
00:53:05There we go
00:53:07Give it up for monkey business everybody
00:53:09I love that
00:53:11Oh my god
00:53:13I love this costume so much
00:53:15It's giving me an estate agent on planet the apes vibes
00:53:19Jonathan Ross, how good is this outfit?
00:53:21I love the monkey who's here for business
00:53:25What a great performance
00:53:27Love it, whether or not we know who it is
00:53:29That remains to be seen because that was confusing
00:53:31The plane featured a lot in it
00:53:33There were lots of shots of like medicine boxes
00:53:35And first aid kits could be someone who's been in casualty
00:53:37But what's led me to this guest is there was lots of mentions of tech and IT and investment
00:53:41I think it might be from the IT crowd
00:53:43Catherine Parkinson
00:53:45Oh
00:53:47Maya
00:53:49Monkey business that was a great performance
00:53:51I love that song I love your outfit
00:53:53I love your hair
00:53:55Who I am though
00:53:57So many apprentice references
00:53:59But as we know on this show that would be way too obvious
00:54:01So instead I started thinking there was some jokes about laughing to the bank
00:54:04Could it be a comedian?
00:54:05Maybe Catherine Ryan
00:54:07She's a boss lady
00:54:08That's what I thought at one point
00:54:09Yeah
00:54:10But then she's done it before
00:54:11So I'm like I don't know if she'd be double dipping
00:54:13So then I kind of just got left with not really too much apart from maybe Cheryl
00:54:18I'm moving like Cheryl
00:54:20She was really grateful about
00:54:22There's a very good voice as well
00:54:23I like that
00:54:24Matt Lucas
00:54:25I think you might be someone who has sung professionally
00:54:28I think you sing very well
00:54:30I'm gonna go with somebody I saw once singing on stage who was incredible
00:54:36And that was Martine McCutche
00:54:38Oh
00:54:39She was black swan in series one
00:54:41So she's double dipping as well
00:54:43What are you thinking Mo?
00:54:45This is a really tough one
00:54:47Because when Monkey Business started singing
00:54:49I really felt like I recognised the voice
00:54:51Yes
00:54:52There was the music from The Apprentice
00:54:56And there was the boardroom
00:54:58And possibly it could be Karen Brady in there
00:55:00Could be Karen Brady in there
00:55:02Davina, finally
00:55:04Who is it?
00:55:05So she means business
00:55:07She's got the suit on
00:55:08She walks like she means business
00:55:10It just reeks of succession
00:55:12The Roy family
00:55:13I was thinking Shiv
00:55:15And then I realised Shiv's not a real person
00:55:16No
00:55:17It's a character
00:55:18That's true
00:55:19In a TV show
00:55:20I've actually gone mad
00:55:22So then I thought
00:55:23Okay, forget that
00:55:24I went to Dragon's Den
00:55:25And I thought
00:55:26Maybe
00:55:27Sarah David
00:55:28Oh yeah
00:55:29I like what you're thinking panel
00:55:31Well done
00:55:32And we'll only chimpanzee who's inside
00:55:34When the mask comes off
00:55:36Give it up for Monkey Business everybody
00:55:43Monkey Business
00:55:46I actually love that they thought
00:55:47Marty McCutcheon would come back for a second go
00:55:51Get HR on the phone
00:55:52Because those guesses were criminal
00:55:54All six of tonight's mask singers have performed
00:55:58Which means the studio audience vote is coming right up
00:56:01Find out who's gonna be unmasked in minutes
00:56:04Who's that behind the mask?
00:56:06Who's that behind the mask?
00:56:08Who's that behind the mask?
00:56:10Who's that behind the mask?
00:56:12Who's that behind the mask?
00:56:14Welcome back everybody
00:56:16All of our masked singers have performed
00:56:19And now it is time for the studio audience to vote for their favourites
00:56:23The two characters with the fewest votes will then face the panel
00:56:26And they will decide who is unmasked
00:56:29While the studio audience votes here
00:56:31Is a reminder of tonight's performance
00:56:33I'm coming up so you better get this party started
00:56:40Sex bomb, sex bomb, sex bomb
00:56:43Sex bomb, I sex bomb
00:56:45I'm out there, I can't I speak you out
00:56:48Run this way, run this way, run this way
00:56:58And I said what about
00:57:00The results are in
00:57:30I
00:57:34Can reveal that in no particular order the mass singers staying in the competition
00:57:51Toasty
00:57:56Monkey business
00:58:00Go
00:58:08The final act going through is
00:58:20Arctic ball
00:58:22Yes
00:58:24Well done
00:58:26Which sadly means
00:58:28Teabag and Yak are in tonight's bottom two
00:58:32Congratulations to the rest of you
00:58:34See you all next week
00:58:38Well done Toasty
00:58:40Well done
00:58:42Oh God
00:58:44Oh God
00:58:46Why do I suddenly feel like a matador
00:58:48Yak come back
00:58:50Come back Yak come back
00:58:52Teabag
00:58:54Good job
00:58:55Good job
00:58:56Okay
00:58:57Okay
00:58:58This
00:58:59I think
00:59:00This is it
00:59:02Yes
00:59:04Panel
00:59:06Please discuss amongst yourselves
00:59:08Okay
00:59:10And decide which character you would like to save
00:59:12Teabag
00:59:14Teabag or Yak
00:59:16The masked singer the panel decide to save
00:59:18Will continue in the competition
00:59:20The other will be unmasked
00:59:22Okay
00:59:24Mo
00:59:26Have the panel made a decision
00:59:28Yes we have
00:59:30All right
00:59:31Okay Mo
00:59:32Can you please tell us which masked singer you would like to save
00:59:34Oh
00:59:35It was such a great show
00:59:36But unfortunately someone has to go
00:59:38And the person we are going to save is
00:59:50Yak
00:59:52We'll say Yak is
00:59:54Yak
00:59:56Yak
00:59:57Your liability
00:59:58I love you
00:59:59Your secret is safe for now
01:00:01Give it up for Yak everybody
01:00:08Teabag
01:00:10Teabag everybody
01:00:14Oh no
01:00:15Don't deflate it makes it worse
01:00:17Well done teabag
01:00:18Oh teabag
01:00:21Sadly your time on the masked singer has come to an end and you will be unmasked
01:00:26But first panel who do you think teabag is Mo Gilligan
01:00:31I'm going to change my guest Joe
01:00:32Oh
01:00:33Whoever it is I feel like they're quite tall Joe
01:00:35They are very tall
01:00:36I think you might be Richard Osmond
01:00:42What are you going to go for?
01:00:43Dan Snow
01:00:44Dan Snow
01:00:45I like it
01:00:46Matt Lucas
01:00:47Yeah
01:00:48Staying on the tall theme
01:00:49I'm going to go with Stephen Merchant
01:00:52Oh
01:00:54Try a German
01:00:55I'm going to say Rob Rinder
01:00:56Rob Rinder
01:00:57Rob Rinder
01:00:58Who's your guest Jonathan
01:01:00I'm changing
01:01:01I didn't even say this name earlier
01:01:02But I mean looking back at the clues
01:01:03And I think the royalty
01:01:04And the fact the cathedral
01:01:05I think refers to rugby
01:01:06So I think this is someone who plays rugby
01:01:08Who knows the world family
01:01:09I'm going to say Mike Tyndall
01:01:14Great guest as well
01:01:15Ladies and gentlemen
01:01:16There's only one way to find out
01:01:17Who's by the mask
01:01:18Everyone
01:01:19Take it off
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01:01:50Oh my god
01:01:52Oh my god are you kicking me?
01:01:54That is so annoying I was talking to you like four days ago, so that's poor for me
01:02:10What?
01:02:12Didn't you two work together?
01:02:14He is actually my pal, so I should not
01:02:18I had no idea, I was guessing Judge Rinder
01:02:22But none of those clues made me think of you, at all
01:02:26Royalty was all the work I've done with Heads Together, the Royal Mental Health Charity
01:02:31And all the clocks which you referenced were Never Be A Right Time
01:02:35The single that came after Read All About It
01:02:37Oh my god
01:02:39You did such a good job disguising your voice
01:02:42Yeah
01:02:43That was really brilliant
01:02:44It didn't make singing any easier, I'll tell you that much
01:02:46Were you nervous?
01:02:47Absolutely, yeah, although it was quite fun
01:02:49It was nice being able to hide behind a mask and just be silly for once
01:02:52Yeah
01:02:53And just really, really go for it
01:02:54I enjoyed it so much
01:02:55Did you?
01:02:56Yeah, and my son Slimane has no idea that I'm a giant teabag
01:02:59And how old is he now?
01:03:01He's four and a half, so when he watches this he's going to be like
01:03:03What? Daddy, why are you...
01:03:05No, no, no, he's going to have nightmares with your face
01:03:07Although he does know the song because he's had to listen to me practice in the car over and over
01:03:14So cute
01:03:15While he screams for Alanis Morissette
01:03:17Honestly, it's been so much fun and I'm really happy with the fact that none of you guessed it was me
01:03:23Yes
01:03:25Really good!
01:03:26At the end of our massive masked weekend, ladies and gentlemen
01:03:29We'll be back next Saturday night with The Masked Singer Sports Day
01:03:32Hooray!
01:03:34Don't forget to switch over to ITVX for Unmasked with Harriet Rose
01:03:37She puts the clue in exclusives
01:03:40But now for one final time, unmasked at last, ladies and gentlemen, it's Professor Green!
01:03:47I love you man!
01:03:49So good!
01:03:51You say
01:03:53We've got nothing in common
01:03:58Yeah!
01:03:59No common ground to stop from
01:04:02We're falling apart
01:04:08You say
01:04:10The world has come between us
01:04:15Our lives have come between us
01:04:19Beautiful
01:04:20Yeah, really lovely right?
01:04:21Still I know you could just come back
01:04:26And I said
01:04:28What about
01:04:29Friendsness to Tiffany
01:04:31She said
01:04:32I think I
01:04:33Well then there's a film and
01:04:35That's like a whole life thing
01:04:37We both kinda liked it
01:04:39And I said
01:04:41Well that's
01:04:42The one thing we've got
01:04:44I said
01:04:45What about
01:04:46Friendsness to Tiffany
01:04:48She said
01:04:49I think I
01:04:50Remember
01:04:51The film and
01:04:53That's like a whole life thing
01:04:55We both kinda liked it
01:04:57And I said
01:04:58Well that's
01:04:59The one thing we've got
01:05:06Well done!
01:05:09Next week
01:05:10Go!
01:05:11It's the Sports Day Special
01:05:13The race for clues is on
01:05:14Freddie Flintoff joins the panel
01:05:16I really enjoyed that
01:05:17But it's slightly terrifying at the same time
01:05:22And another masked singer
01:05:24Is sent off
01:05:25Of course
01:05:26Pen drop
01:05:28Stick the kettle on Sunday
01:05:29And get ready for a quiz show
01:05:31That's a little different from the others
01:05:33Take one giant sized eliminated game board
01:05:35And 81 hungry contestants
01:05:37All going head to head
01:05:38In a series of quick fire jewels
01:05:40And each one hoping to scoop a £50,000 prize
01:05:43The floor is next
01:05:44And look out for John Coolshaw
01:05:46In Book of the Dead
01:05:47Midsummer Murders
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