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A person discovers an enchanted ring forged a million billion years ago, and learns a hamfisted lesson after abusing it' | dG1faUZlZ1dSeXdyM0U
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00:00A million billion years ago, in a dark land known as Morgun, there was an evil ring that was forged.
00:08It was called that evil ring.
00:11Those who possessed the ring gained infinite wishes that immediately came true.
00:16But when the forgers were carrying the ring, they tripped and lost it.
00:20And it wouldn't be found until 2022.
00:24Good morning, I'm Greg Newsman.
00:26You know you can't have a pumpkin short without me.
00:30What do you want, Craig?
00:35Howdy, neighbor.
00:36Found this ring on your lawn, and I'm pretty sure it belongs to you.
00:39Are you proposing to me?
00:41Get the fu-
00:42I feel funny.
00:54What the hell happened?
01:05God, I wish that dog would shut up.
01:07Are you some sort of genie ring?
01:12I'm not dealing with an annoying genie again.
01:14Well, if I can't take it off, I might as well abuse it.
01:23Ring, make five sandwiches.
01:27Sweet!
01:28Poop!
01:29Every day, homeless people live on the streets.
01:36Homeless.
01:38I should help them.
01:39Nah!
01:41Ring, put a little something interesting on.
01:43Why did I have my fucking gas can out?
01:47All right!
01:49Fortnite scan.
01:53Wait, I shouldn't.
02:06You know, magic sandwiches, making a dog start barking, changing the TV channel, that's fine.
02:14But generating free money?
02:17That's illegal.
02:19I shouldn't.
02:22What are you saying?
02:25Use me, bitch!
02:27Ew!
02:28I'm flattered, Ring.
02:29But no thanks.
02:30No, you idiot!
02:31I mean, use me for the wish!
02:33But, it's illegal.
02:35I don't care if it's illegal!
02:37You want the Fortnite skin?
02:39There you go!
02:41What?
02:44You're welcome, bitch!
02:46Stop calling me a bitch!
02:48Use me!
02:55If you're not going to use me, then I will!
02:58No!
02:58I wish for 12 sandwiches!
03:01That's too many sandwiches!
03:03I wish you would shut up!
03:07I wish the TV was playing something horrible!
03:14Hey, man!
03:16I'm home!
03:17What are you doing?
03:23I wish your friend was dead!
03:29Quit your weeping!
03:30It's not like he even mattered!
03:32You're never going to open your mouth!
03:39My power is unstoppable!
03:47What?
03:48How did you do that?
03:49Ring, I wish you never existed!
03:56It's done.
03:57Fuck!
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