00:00Actually, how much would you pay me for this Cottonelle coupon?
00:02Would you pay maybe half of what it's worth?
00:0520 bucks? Yeah. Why not?
00:06So you'd give me 20 bucks for this coupon that I got for free.
00:10That's quite a profit, don't you think?
00:12Imagine if we got more of these and we sold them to people for half.
00:16That would... that'd be a real business.
00:19Okay, what's with all the free f***ing coupons?
00:21Today's the day we finally get to spend our money.
00:31I know. Hey, I added up everything in all of our accounts.
00:35You want to know what we've got?
00:385,230,000.
00:40155 cents.
00:42We're millionaires. I know.
00:43We're filthy f***ing rich.
00:45Look at all this money. I know.
00:47How are we going to clean it all?
00:49You know we got to go shopping.
00:50This beauty is priced at $265,000.
00:54What do you say, ladies? Which one do you want?
00:57We'll take them all.
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