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00:00um what about lunch well I mean do you go out is there um is there a canteen or
00:09well is there a pret nearby not even a pret um no no no no Jamie um no I'm not nervous I just
00:25well I don't know it's a new job well I mean you're used to that place for me it's well it's not new
00:33exactly but it's um well it's newish um I'm totally fine yeah yeah oh um there is one other thing I
00:44wanted to ask um should I take any precautions or well I don't know I mean it's a prison so
00:53I suppose I'm just asking how safe is it
00:56yeah I'll take these okay do you want to wear them out I can bin these if you want no no I'm going on a
01:20date later tonight sorry right in these
01:24yeah no um um bin those
01:28is it the same girl I met yeah yeah Jess she's nice wow emotional I mean I'm tearing up what is it
01:53two months now it's long term for you in it oh god look at him he's doing his shit oh god I love
01:59that expression look at it like a concentration how'd you get that one Lee
02:09yeah that's that's where the knife came out oh bloody hell it's a father and son I owed him money
02:19I remember waking up in this empty industrial kitchen I saw him and then I had the sound of
02:24the knife sharpening oh my god fuck daddy says right where do you want to get stabbed I'm like
02:29well no fucking where and then he swings a knife like that and he says I said where do you want
02:33to get fucking stabbed I said my leg what you said the leg then he just fucking yeah he shoved it
02:39right up to the handle no it weren't too bad at first I looked down I thought it felt like getting
02:43punched but then the son he runs over and he kicks it oh my god I like screamed my guts out
02:50they start panicking they're shatting they're gonna cut my throat if I don't stop I can't I
02:54physically cannot stop screaming right and yeah like my face is saying yeah I know I'm sorry it's
02:59mad then it but but my mouth is like you're welcome then they dump me on some estate
03:05pass out and I wake up cruel and pass out wake up cruel and then one time I wake up and I'm in
03:13hospital don't know how you're still here oh he's a reason I'm still here little man do you want to
03:21look at his poo absolutely yeah does it scare you being a dad I'm three years clean down no no I
03:35don't mean that I mean you know our upbringing now why I see every generation gets its chance to
03:44change you know me and you we're ours hmm can I ask you something mm-hmm why'd you get a fucking job
03:54in prison well it's just a job because me no dad dad no fuck no no god no not seen for 25 years if
04:08it was another 25 that's still be too soon
04:10and why well I don't know do you think I'd be a good dad yeah yeah you'd be a great dad why
04:29just wondering
04:31that is not a good idea no but if I could just widen the um the toe cap see there's there's like a
04:57steel bit I'm just gonna try and widen
05:04Dan Dan that is gonna go horribly wrong oh fuck oh I think I've been the cap fuck feels like it's
05:15blade in there oh okay this would really reflect very well on you right now have you resisted the
05:22temptation to say I told you say yeah mm-hmm no stop what that I need to finish this yeah but if you
05:33give me sex then the prisoners might respect me oh I think your um lady toe cap boots will achieve that
05:39yeah you're gonna go into the office today yeah yeah I am in the morning and then I'm I'm going to the IVF
05:53clinic oh right okay Dan I did tell you no no I know you did like on our first day it was it was quite up front yeah you were no I know you were you were I just thought so who's the dad donor not dad never met him he's um he's mid-twenties got dark hair athletic
06:11apparently oh an athlete oh nice are you jealous of a man I've literally never met yeah still I feel
06:30like if I ever met him I'd have to beat the living shit out of him hey
06:41so what about like me
06:43as the donor
06:46I could be a dad no it's something it is something that I've thought about a lot we've known each other
06:52for eight weeks I've thought about it lots ever since you first mentioned it I I feel like maybe
06:56now maybe now what well I don't know some woman you've slept with six times is trying to have a
07:02baby you decided she's the one no not the one oh not the one just a one a one with a reproductive
07:08system is this because your brother's had a baby no it's I just can't we just take some time to think
07:14about it no no the embryo is at blastocyst it's ready to go in today what time's your appointment
07:21is it 3 15 okay call and sick stay here think about it and and if we both think it's worth a
07:28go then we can go this is not a game no no okay Jess honestly ever since you first told me about it I
07:34haven't been able to think about anything else and I have wanted to mention it I just didn't know how
07:38I didn't know that it was coming up this quick I just know that you're going to make an amazing mum
07:45so maybe we could do it together try it together
07:50and if we don't work out you can just sue me for child support
07:55oh see I don't need to see you for child support do I
07:58it's joking because I mean literally five times your salary yeah okay yeah
08:02I get a little break at lunch today at 12
08:05call you then
08:08you'll call me
08:13yep midday I'll call
08:16you
08:46Oh, my God.
09:16Oh, my God.
09:47Um, sorry.
09:49I, um, I have to take quite an important call today at 12.
09:52Well, you're down to finish at 1.45, sir.
09:56Right, I can't do my phone in.
09:58What, in there?
09:59In that prison?
10:02Okay, can I come back here?
10:04I'd have to sign you out and back in again.
10:06Look, ask your duty officer during your break.
10:08Maybe they can arrange an escort back.
10:10It is quite an important call.
10:11Ask your duty officer, okay?
10:13I did leave my phone in the locker, didn't I?
10:29I don't know.
10:31Did you leave your phone in your locker?
10:34Yeah.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Yeah.
10:36Good.
10:37I did.
10:37You don't want to mess around with that.
10:39Phone past here is automatic prosecution.
10:41Automatic?
10:43Yeah.
10:44No, I did.
10:47I did.
10:47I put it in.
10:48I put it in.
10:50I'm going to check.
10:57Yeah.
10:58Yes.
10:58Yes.
10:59It was.
10:59No, no, no, no, no.
12:29What the fuck do you think you're going to do with them?
12:42What are you doing here?
12:46These are men.
12:48They won't get you, boy.
12:51These are fucking men.
12:54Dad?
12:59Hey.
13:01You coming in or what?
13:02Yeah.
13:05Are you okay?
13:11Yeah, yeah.
13:12Just new shoes.
13:13Oh, you poor love.
13:14Oh, fuck off.
13:16Jamie, it hurts.
13:16So, first day.
13:21Yeah.
13:22It's going to be fine.
13:23I think I'm really going to respond to you.
13:25Now, I don't know how many there'll be.
13:27It could be four.
13:27It could be 14.
13:28It depends what's happening on the landings.
13:30But I looked over your lesson plan, and I think it's really good.
13:33Cool.
13:33I took the liberty of drugging and visual aids up here for two years.
13:39No.
13:40No, I want to change it, Jamie.
13:43Make it easier.
13:45These men, I want them to get me.
13:48Psychology?
14:15Um, no.
14:17Philosophy.
14:17Come on.
14:20Um, maybe you could introduce yourselves as you enter?
14:23Hey.
14:24I'm Malik.
14:25Markette?
14:26No.
14:26I already came in, boss.
14:27I'll go out and come back in again.
14:29What are we doing?
14:30I'm introducing ourselves as we enter.
14:35Hey, where are you going?
14:36You need to go out and come back in again, boss.
14:38No.
14:38Sorry, no, that's not what I am.
14:40Once they're in, please keep them in, please.
14:42Okay.
14:43Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
14:45Junior.
14:46Junior.
14:46Come on, punch a good night, yeah?
14:47Come on.
14:48Come on, punch a good night, yeah?
14:48No more circus tricks, please.
14:51Um...
14:52Um...
14:56So...
15:04Do we just start, or...?
15:07Okay, I, um, would like to begin with a problem that's been around for a very long time.
15:21Um, what makes you, you, is the you from ten years ago, the same you that sits in this
15:30room now?
15:31No, because you're in fucking prison.
15:34Traditionally, there are two schools of thought on this.
15:37There's the Cartesians.
15:38There's the Cartesians.
15:39Um, Cartesian just means, actually, but don't worry about what Cartesian means.
15:47It just means, um, of the philosopher Descartes.
15:54Um, René Descartes, 1596, it's soul.
16:00Um, the, the first answer to what makes you, you, is your soul.
16:04But that is not a, it's not, it's not a very satisfactory answer.
16:09Um, what is a soul?
16:12Do we even really have a, a soul?
16:15I do.
16:16And, and so the other answer...
16:17I've got a soul.
16:18...is, is matter.
16:20How else would I have a relationship with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?
16:24Body.
16:25It, it, it's your material, and that is called materialism.
16:30Um, but bodies change.
16:33You know, your, your cells replace entirely every eight years, and so materialism's no good
16:38either, right?
16:38But then, um, Locke comes along, and John, John Locke, John Locke, and his key insight
16:44was memory.
16:46Your memory connects...
16:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:51That's not right.
16:52Excuse me?
16:53That is not what Locke said.
16:56John Locke was talking about consciousness, no fucking memory.
16:59Which is a total load of bollocks, if you ask me.
17:02So, say ten years ago I stabbed someone, right?
17:06And I've got a shitty brief, and I've got a 14 stretch.
17:08Well, according to Locke, the only reason this current me is in prison is because of some
17:13ephemeral thing called consciousness, which may or may not exist.
17:17Well, how is that any different from the Cartesian, you cunt?
17:20Fuck you, Locke.
17:21I'll take materialism all day.
17:26Materialism's real.
17:28Materialism earns me my sentence.
17:31That's if I stabbed someone ten years ago.
17:34Which I did.
17:35I'd like us to use this as a talking stick.
17:40Um, a talking stick is...
17:41You know what, a fucking talking stick is...
17:43See, I think we should be looking at Rousseau, right?
17:47Rousseau tears a lock and you arsehole and stuff.
17:50Have you read the social contract, that first line?
17:53Man is born free, yet everywhere he's in chains.
17:56Now that's a fucking subject.
17:58None of this fucking Lockean self-wank over who am I, bollocks.
18:02Something grow the fuck up, man.
18:04Okay.
18:05Um.
18:10Oh, here we go.
18:11Do you want to talk about freedom?
18:12Yeah.
18:16Ah, ha, ha.
18:18The Odyssey.
18:19Now, there's that story, boys.
18:22So, Odysseus has to cross the Strait of Messina.
18:28But on the rocks live the sirens.
18:30The sirens, terrifying half-bird creatures who sing a song so beautiful that any man who
18:37hears it becomes instantly drunk with love and swims to them, where the sirens feast on
18:44his flesh.
18:45The sirens are crack.
18:47They even live on rocks.
18:50To cross, Odysseus orders his men to put wax in their ears and he gets them to tie him to
18:55the mast so that he can say when it's safe.
18:57They set sail.
18:59Odysseus hears the song and it reaches into his heart.
19:05He begs to be untied.
19:08But the crew carry on.
19:10All except one man who sees the longing in Odysseus and aches to know what it feels like.
19:19The man takes his wax out, jumps overboard, and is devoured alive.
19:25So, there's the men with wax in their ears, there's Odysseus, and there's the man who
19:32jumped.
19:35Who is the most free?
19:37The men with wax in their ears.
19:48Why?
19:51Because they just got on with it.
19:53It's like us, right?
19:56I've got freedoms that people on the out haven't.
19:59Do not have to pay bills, do not have to go shopping, do not need to have to find a dentist.
20:04I'm totally free of choice.
20:06But doesn't your lack of choice mean that you're not free?
20:10Two weeks ago there was a lockdown.
20:1223 hours a day bang up, one hour search.
20:15Know what I did with my hour?
20:17Stayed in me pad, sat in me bunk, and read.
20:20Jesus.
20:20Because I could.
20:21That's depressing, man.
20:23I'm not like yous, always clowning around.
20:25I focus.
20:26You focus on what?
20:27The jizz cross clinging to your wool?
20:32I focus on my daughter.
20:33I focus on being a dad.
20:42Every day I write her a letter.
20:44One letter.
20:45Every single day.
20:46I want her to know that she's got a dad that loves her.
20:49Yeah, that's nice for this work.
20:51You've got to engage, man.
20:54Freedom isn't hiding.
20:55Okay, so Junior, right?
20:58Who do you think is the most free?
21:01Well, Odysseus.
21:02He's a king.
21:04You know, people have no choice but to do what he says.
21:07Yeah?
21:08Them men with the wax in their ears, they're just foot soldiers.
21:11You have to rise and excel.
21:13I agree with that.
21:15Life's about being something.
21:16I'm not waiting.
21:17You're not even a dad.
21:18You don't know what life's about.
21:19Yet.
21:21I'm not a dad.
21:22Yet.
21:2321 weeks can.
21:26My son?
21:29Huh?
21:30I do know what life's about.
21:32Junior borrowed me some of his business books.
21:34Fucking amazing.
21:36I'm going to provide for my boy.
21:38Free your mind.
21:40Free your circumstance.
21:41Then, free the cash.
21:44Malik, though, that fetus is on the outside and you're in here.
21:46For now, my brief says I've got a very good chance of overturning sentencing.
21:50I'll tell you all right now.
21:52I'll be holding my boy as he takes his first breath and right there and then,
21:56I'm going to write him a check for £10 million to be cashed on his 10th birthday.
22:01You haven't got a check, Bob?
22:02A fucking postal order, then?
22:06Yeah, one could look at it from a neuroscientific perspective.
22:10You know, quantum mechanics.
22:12Zach, who do you think is most free?
22:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on.
22:15I've got the talking fucking bag.
22:17Sorry.
22:18Zach.
22:19Easy.
22:20It's the man what jumped.
22:21Yeah, but he was under a spell, Zach.
22:23Yeah, which he chose to give in to.
22:25See, all the rest have either got wax in their ears or they're tied to their sticks.
22:28Yeah, you think that's freedom, nah.
22:30But the jumper takes one look at the beautiful bird women and he says, fuck the consequence.
22:35I want that.
22:36So in that moment, he is free.
22:38It's no wonder you're in a cell.
22:40You're in a fucking cell as well, Wallace.
22:42You ain't better than me.
22:44He can't eat the cell as addiction is.
22:45What is this?
22:46Nah?
22:47The crack?
22:48The women.
22:48It's cracks of women.
22:51And crack.
22:53Yeah, I look forward.
22:56I'm doing a five-year remote learning course on environmental construction.
23:00Environmental?
23:01Construction.
23:03Me little girl, she did a paper for exams all about how to build in sustainable ways.
23:09Got the paper up on me wall.
23:12Proper little environmentalist she is.
23:13When I get out, I'm going to help her.
23:18You wouldn't believe the things you can do with straw these days.
23:22And you, you chat about loving rock.
23:26Hmm?
23:26About loving pussy.
23:28That's now compared to the love that a dar has for his daughter.
23:32Yeah, man, we all got fucking doors.
23:36Fatherhood.
23:36That's real freedom.
23:39But it's no fucking joke.
23:46Can you go into Tesco's and get a mill deal?
23:50Well, you don't exactly need Bitcoin to spend three pound, mate.
23:54How do you know you've really got it, then?
23:56How do you know you've got the money in your account right now?
23:58It's all digital.
23:59Yeah, but how do you do it with Bitcoin, then?
24:01It's not all about Bitcoin.
24:02Now, how long is this break going to last?
24:04You've got a fake Ethereum and you need multiple accounts.
24:08You know this stuff can get you each of Rolex in the next six months?
24:11Guaranteed.
24:12Where's your Rolex, then?
24:13Just waiting for me on the other side of Endeavor.
24:15Christ.
24:16I think I just threw up my mouth.
24:18I'm going to have to sit tight.
24:19There's been an incident.
24:20Well, uh, sorry.
24:21What kind of incident?
24:23Semedio got served as divorce papers, so he's jumped on the net.
24:25We've got to wait for the tornado team.
24:27Okay, but I...
24:28I have to make a phone call.
24:30Oh, wow.
24:32Well, why didn't you say?
24:33An idiot on the net shuts us down.
24:37Look, I'm sorry.
24:38It's really important.
24:44Put it here.
24:44So, what's it for?
24:55Philosophy.
24:56Oh, um, well, philosophy is ancient Greek.
25:00No, but what can you do with it?
25:01What job do you have?
25:03Well, this one.
25:04So, who do you think is most free in the siren story?
25:15None of them.
25:16That's why it's called freedom.
25:18Only an idiot would believe in freedom.
25:24Well?
25:24Are you coming?
25:27Yes.
25:28Hey, you can fog off.
25:41You can't get my business.
25:42Get me wife on the phone.
25:44Make this quick, yeah?
25:53The tornado team gets antsy.
25:54You won't be able to get back in.
25:55No, no, no.
25:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
26:26What are you doing?
26:49Sorry, the, um, the, the switch was on.
26:53They just called through, um, they're closing the landing.
26:56You have to get back in there now.
27:09Hi, it's Jess.
27:10Leave a message.
27:12Hey, Jess.
27:12It's me.
27:13It's Dan.
27:14Um, look, I'm sorry that I didn't get to call earlier.
27:17There was, um, there was someone on the net.
27:20Um, look, I've, uh, I've got to go back in now.
27:23Um, but, um, don't, don't do it.
27:27The implantation.
27:29Please.
27:30Call them up and cancel it and do it with me instead.
27:32Okay?
27:33I'll meet you there at 3.15 and I'll do tests and we can start the process together.
27:40Okay, I know this sounds mad, but I, I don't know, I mean this, I'm serious about it.
27:49Okay.
27:49Come on, come on, come on, come on, what are you doing?
28:11Sorry.
28:19I don't have to do the thing.
28:21Yeah.
28:22Yes, Dad.
28:47Oh, you came back.
28:49Round two, here we go.
28:52Why do you want that again?
29:08Ahem.
29:13Zeus wanted to punish Epimetheus for giving fire to humans.
29:17So, he gave a beautiful box to his wife, Pandora.
29:22She opened it and seven evils flew out.
29:28Hatred, shame, greed, boredom, laziness, delusion and pain.
29:37But then a voice inside called out.
29:39Pandora opened it once again.
29:45And hope flew out.
29:53If you could put one evil back in the box, what would it be?
29:58Hope.
29:59Now, fuck the evils, put hope back in the box.
30:02Yeah, put it in right now.
30:03You are married.
30:11Just called my brief.
30:14I lost my right to appeal.
30:16What?
30:17How?
30:17They didn't submit the paperwork on time.
30:21But the day it had to be in by was 8, 5, 25.
30:248th of May.
30:26But hear what?
30:26Her new assistant's American?
30:28These pricks read dates backwards or something.
30:31What's 8, 5, 25 in America, now?
30:338th of August.
30:35Too late.
30:36Your pill's dead.
30:37What?
30:38That's just it?
30:39It's gone, Dan.
30:40That's not fair.
30:42Fair.
30:43We are the draw.
30:44Stan, that shit is standard.
30:46I had like 12 minutes with my brief before we go in, yeah?
30:48He says my name wrong three times.
30:50I mean, we're at the wrong courtroom.
30:51I feel like I just want to fucking kill someone, you know?
30:56I just want to beat someone's fucking fucking face in.
30:59Last year, I had a parole year in.
31:08And I'd done everything right.
31:11So on every programme, kept my enhanced, the whole stretch, model con I was.
31:16It took six minutes.
31:20No.
31:22So I went on hunger strike.
31:25My hope was dead.
31:27See?
31:27Then, after a couple of days, two kids on my landing, they noticed I hadn't eaten.
31:35They brought a plate to my door.
31:38And I started hoping again.
31:40There's too many decent people around to not hope.
31:45Alec, you're still going to be a dad, okay?
31:48I can't take that from you.
31:49You're still going to be a dad.
31:50They didn't fucking take you from me!
31:52Hey, hey, hey, hey.
31:57Sanitised.
32:00You've sanitised it.
32:02It reeks of Dettotan, and you know it.
32:05That is not the myth of Pandora.
32:07I'm not sure this is our time.
32:08This most accepted version of the myth of Pandora is found in Hesseoid, who tells us it's Prometheus who steals fire, not Epimedius.
32:16Look, I really don't think...
32:17And it's not what Pandora releases that's a punishment.
32:20It's Pandora herself.
32:22Pandora is the first woman fashioned of clay by the gods.
32:25Clay is actually a very sustainable build of material.
32:27What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
32:29What Dan so as seriously omits is that Pandora is made of the self-same clay that the jar is made of.
32:35What jar?
32:36The jar with the spirits in.
32:37You said they were in a box.
32:38Where they fuck in a box?
32:39Right, well, look, box is a mistranslation, but people commonly refer to it as...
32:44As if it's a jar, just say it's a jar.
32:46The vessel doesn't matter, Junior.
32:48It's what's inside the cabinet.
32:49Only the vessel does matter, though, doesn't it, Dan?
32:51Because a jar is made of clay, and a box is not.
32:54Very low on carbon emissions as well, Claire.
32:58Troubles is concrete.
32:58It ain't that kind of clay, Wally.
33:01Dan is deliberately choosing to sell us the false version.
33:04False.
33:04Right, right.
33:05Why am I doing that, Keith?
33:06Because of what the myth is really saying.
33:09The jar and Pandora are one and the same.
33:11Ergo, it says, woman is the cause of all-man's health.
33:15Okay, you think I'm scared to debate women with you?
33:17I think you've been inoculated by the moors of the current political climb,
33:21and all due respect.
33:22I think you're a coward.
33:24You don't know anything about me.
33:26Your fucking hair tells me all I need to know about you, pal.
33:28Okay, all right.
33:30So you think that women are responsible for the ills of society?
33:33Well, take a look at these boys here.
33:35Hmm?
33:36Do you think any of them's inside because they went on some level
33:39trying to impress a girl?
33:41That cunt there wants to kill.
33:44Did you not get the memo, Daniel?
33:47We're all toxic.
33:48We're a gender in retreat, and we in here,
33:52the most menish of men, we're the sharp end.
33:54Our relevance evaporating whilst we shank each other in the showers.
33:58And you want to come here and start talking about spirits and ghosties?
34:01I mean, you're wanking while Rome burns, man.
34:03You're fucking killing us.
34:04What, me personally, or...?
34:05Well, I don't blame women.
34:07They're taking what's theirs.
34:08It's the likes of you.
34:14With your oat milks and your moisturised elbows,
34:19waxing your arseholes, keeping your balls all nice and shiny.
34:23You deny your masculinity.
34:25You're terrified of it.
34:26Tell me, Dan, do you cover your eyes when you take a piss?
34:29Look, okay.
34:30All right.
34:31Look, Keith, have I said something to upset you?
34:33You are rippling with shame, man.
34:36Appalled by the undeniable hardwired instinct deep within your soul
34:39that just wants you to roll around in a big pile of fucking titties.
34:42Now we are talking.
34:44Okay, you want to talk about women?
34:46Okay.
34:46In ancient Greece, women couldn't vote.
34:48They couldn't own land.
34:49They couldn't inherit.
34:50They could legally be murdered for infidelity.
34:51And then that society has the gall to create a myth
34:53blaming them for all the world's ills.
34:55And that society is where ours comes from.
34:57So, yeah, Keith, I'm doing that.
34:58I'm all for it.
34:59Oh, lovely, Daniel.
35:00What a wonderful human being you are.
35:02I mean, give the man a pickle.
35:03Turns out he's an expert on Greek society,
35:05yet he can't remember that a box is a fucking jar.
35:08You wanted a debate about women?
35:09No, no, no, no.
35:10You did.
35:13You're the one who brought in Pandora.
35:14You brought in the sirens.
35:16What are you trying to force on us here, hmm?
35:18The future has a vaginal tint.
35:20We should all go and fucking kill ourselves, is that it?
35:23Because that's all I hear these days.
35:26Don't be you.
35:27Don't be you.
35:29Don't be you.
35:30Just don't be you.
35:34Well, what the fuck should I be?
35:37Huh?
35:41Women have got us on the ropes, and good luck to them.
35:44They deserve it.
35:44But you see, when I get a battering, I'll punch back.
35:48Excellent installation properties as well, Clay.
35:50Excellent, of course.
35:51The thing about your fucking daughter, Wallace!
35:53Aye, it is.
35:55He's talking shit about women.
35:56What the fuck do you think my little girl's going to grow into?
35:59Grow into?
36:00She's already a grown-ass woman.
36:02That's what she already is.
36:03She's already a grown-ass woman.
36:05We all know that.
36:06Little girl.
36:07She hasn't been a little girl in years.
36:08We've all seen the essay up on your wall, yeah?
36:11It's been up there for donkeys.
36:12A tatty fucking thing it is, yeah?
36:15You write every day, big man, yeah?
36:17He's writing to his little girl.
36:18Okay.
36:18You write it.
36:19She don't read it.
36:21Not once has she sent you anything back.
36:23What is she like, 25 now?
36:2428?
36:25She wrote that for her fucking GCSEs, Wallace.
36:28She's forgot about that crap now.
36:30Just like she forgot about you, rotten ear.
36:33Dead to her.
36:41What?
36:42Don't you fucking dare!
36:45Fucking hell, man!
36:47Fucking fuck!
36:49Your boot's leaking, boss.
36:51Is that blood?
36:54Is that blood?
36:55Is that blood?
36:55It's your blood, Daniel.
37:01He ripped off a toenail.
37:04Are you serious?
37:05Yeah.
37:06I can see the bone.
37:08You're going to need stitches.
37:09Oh, my God.
37:14Okay, look.
37:14I need to be somewhere.
37:16A&E's where you need to be.
37:19All right.
37:19The circus is over.
37:21Come on, the rest of you.
37:21Back to yourselves.
37:24Well, I have to say, I really enjoyed that.
37:26Same time next week.
37:28Right.
37:29Box is another word for Fanny.
37:33Pandora's Fanny.
37:34Nobody mentioned it, but that could play into the whole female thing.
37:38Come on, that's the same, yeah?
37:40What's the right answer?
37:43Which one of the spirits go back in the box?
37:46There isn't a right answer.
37:47Then what's the point in asking a fucking question?
37:52I do, I do really need to be somewhere.
38:09You need stitches.
38:10I'm checking you out.
38:11Then we're taking you to A&E.
38:13Can I just patch it up?
38:14No, I cannot just patch it up.
38:15All right, hang on a minute.
38:18Oh, wait, just, just, just hold on.
38:20I, um...
38:23OK, I need to be at an IVF clinic.
38:29It's to donate semen, I think.
38:31You think?
38:33Yeah.
38:35It's, it's complicated.
38:36I need, I need to make a phone call and then...
38:41I, I don't know, I fucking know, I don't know.
38:45I'll tell you what.
38:47I'll take you to your phone, you make the call.
38:49If you need to be at the clinic, I'll take you there.
38:52Once you've flung it out, then I'll take you to A&E.
38:55Then a psychiatrist.
38:57Then a fucking life coach or something, I don't know.
38:59I'll take you there.
39:29Dad, Daddy, Dad!
39:56Oh, thanks, Jamie.
40:05Jess, hey.
40:08I'm really sorry that we didn't get to speak.
40:12It's been a bit mad, to be honest.
40:16It's OK.
40:17No, honestly, Jess, I'm really sorry.
40:21It's OK? Really?
40:22No, it's not. That's not what I'm apologising for.
40:26I, um...
40:32I don't think that can be a doubt.
40:35Sorry, I'm not ready.
40:38You're not ready?
40:39Yeah.
40:41Um...
40:45Jess?
40:47But you left the message.
40:50You said to cancel the implantation.
40:53You know, they don't just put it back in the freezer, right?
40:56You know, cancelling is destroying.
40:59Yeah. Look, um...
41:02Jess, I'm so sorry. I really haven't meant to mess you around here.
41:05Like...
41:06I just think...
41:07I think that, um...
41:09I think that maybe you're right.
41:11Maybe, you know, maybe it's got something to do with my brother or something like that, you know?
41:14Um...
41:15Yeah.
41:17Jess, I'm so sorry.
41:22Fucking...
41:23Sorry.
41:24I had the implantation.
41:25What?
41:26Yeah, there was a cancellation.
41:27They called and said if I was in by 10, I could have the slot.
41:40It was all done and dusted by 10.20.
41:49So it's in there now?
41:51The athletes?
41:52It's not his, Dan, it's mine.
41:54Can I just ask...
42:04Why didn't you want me?
42:06It's not that I don't want you.
42:09It's that I don't need you.
42:24You're coming?
42:39Hey.
42:40You bleed in my fucking car and I'm cutting open the other foot.
42:43You hear me?
42:45Thanks for being with me here today.
42:46I really...
42:47I really appreciate you doing this.
42:48It's alright.
42:49I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone.
42:51Well, that's very...
42:52That's very kind.
42:53No, no.
42:54I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone.
42:55Well, that's very...
42:56That's very kind.
42:57No, no.
42:58I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone.
42:59I'm not allowed to.
43:00You bled in the prison.
43:01I was the officer on scene.
43:02It's my name on the accident report.
43:05Sorry, you're not going to be a dad.
43:08That's very kind.
43:10No, no. I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone. I'm not allowed to.
43:14You bled in the prison. I was the officer on scene.
43:17It's my name on the accident report.
43:26Sorry you're not going to be a dad.
43:34Yeah, probably for the best.
43:36My dad was a nightmare. I probably shouldn't pass that on.
43:40Nightmare how?
43:42A lot of time in prison, for one.
43:44Really?
43:45Hmm.
43:46So how come you're like this?
43:51A fucking philosopher, Dan.
43:55Well, my mum left him when I was nine.
44:00She remarried.
44:02And...
44:06I got away from him. You know, I got out.
44:10Ended up doing this.
44:15You were totally shit today.
44:18You got the men all riled up, didn't have any control that I could see,
44:20and then you bled on the floor.
44:22I mean, you actually bled on the floor.
44:29But they liked what you did.
44:32They liked the lesson.
44:34They can't say that they did, but...
44:37They did.
44:38You don't need these, okay? Next time just wear trainers.
44:50Do you still see your dad now?
44:55No.
44:56No, don't see him anymore.
44:57No.
44:58Don't see him anymore.
44:59No.
45:00Okay.
45:01Don't see him anymore.
45:03No.
45:04No.
45:06No.
45:07No.
45:09No.
45:11No.
45:12No.
45:16No.
45:18No.
45:19No.
45:20No.
45:21No.
45:22No.
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