Mortimer and Whitehouse- Gone Fishing - Season 8 Episode 01- River Itchen, Hampshire - Wild Brown Trout
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00:00A bit fast, Bob. Go take it easy.
00:10There. Nice.
00:15Erm, two birds.
00:17What?
00:18Pungent.
00:19Putrid.
00:20It's beautiful here.
00:21No, your car. What's going on?
00:23Something in the boot.
00:25Shall we?
00:26Do you want to have a look?
00:27Well, we'll get ready. This is a nice-looking...
00:30Beautiful-looking place, isn't it?
00:32Ted, is this stench anything to do with you?
00:34Leave it at that.
00:35If you already tried to smoke them up.
00:37Oh!
00:38What's that?
00:40It can only be described as a residue.
00:42Oh, my God.
00:46That doesn't smell so bad.
00:47Oh, that's bad.
00:49Really? It's more likely to be...
00:51Get your nose in there.
00:53Ready? Go on.
00:55Oh!
00:56What on earth is that?
00:57It's disgusting.
00:58I'm going to leave that outside.
01:00If we could capture that...
01:01Do you want a sweet, by the way?
01:02No, I don't.
01:03Look at this, Bob.
01:06Where do you think you are? Paradise?
01:08Well, I mean, I've never seen the light fall. There's water everywhere, isn't I?
01:13Oh, yeah. This actually is a water meadow. And it is fairly pristine.
01:18What makes something a water meadow?
01:19Well, it's kind of the original habitat, really, that the chalk streams ran through.
01:21And, really, all this land would be irrigated by the chalk stream. Look at it, look.
01:23This is the river Itchin.
01:24Right.
01:25Probably the prettiest of the chalk streams.
01:26So, you've always wanted to come here, yeah?
01:27I have, yeah. Well, here you are.
01:28I've never been to this place, and I've always wanted to come to this exact bit.
01:30It's your birthday as well, Paul.
01:31It is my birthday today, Bob.
01:32A special birth to treat.
01:33And it is fairly pristine.
01:34And it is fairly pristine.
01:35What makes something a water meadow?
01:36Well, it's kind of the original habitat, really, that the chalk streams ran through.
01:39And, really, all this land would be irrigated by the chalk stream. Look at it, look.
01:44This is the river Itchin.
01:45Right.
01:46Probably the prettiest of the chalk streams.
01:48So, you've always wanted to come here, yeah?
01:50I have, yeah.
01:51Well, here you are.
01:52I've never been to this place, and I've always wanted to come to this exact bit.
01:55It's your birthday as well, Paul.
01:57It is my birthday today, Bob.
01:59Special birth to treat.
02:00Yeah.
02:04So, what are we fishing for? Trout, I imagine.
02:06Yep, we are, but wild brown trout.
02:09I would so love to see an Itchin wild brown trout.
02:13Will you concentrate?
02:14I will try it.
02:15Good luck, sir.
02:17Can I step straight down?
02:18Well, you can, yeah.
02:19See, it's not that bad, is it?
02:21Not that bad at all.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Lovely.
02:24Paul, give me a little lesson.
02:26I always forget.
02:27You see some little fish starting around there?
02:32Do you want me to run through the tackle in 26 seconds?
02:35Less than, go on, do it.
02:36Tell me about fly fishing.
02:37Nine foot, four weight, carbon fibre rod.
02:41Real.
02:42Floating line.
02:43You can see it's a plastic technology.
02:44That floats.
02:45That carries the weight that loads the rod.
02:48Attached to that is normal fishing line.
02:50Very thin, thin, thin, tiny, tiny, tiny.
02:53To dry fly.
02:56In this case, a parachute Adam's clink hammer.
03:00Say that.
03:0226 seconds.
03:03Are you happy?
03:04I am very happy.
03:05Are you happy with what you said?
03:06I think it was really good.
03:07And tell me, is there just trout in here?
03:09Grayling, trout.
03:10I saw a little shoulder fish there.
03:12It could have been small grayling.
03:13There might be some dace in here.
03:15I've caught some big grayling out of the lower itching.
03:17You've got some big grayling.
03:19Really big ones.
03:21So there's grayling, yeah?
03:28Show me how to cast a pole.
03:31OK.
03:32Should have seen this grayling.
03:33It's a don't the thing.
03:34Everyone clapped.
03:35There was nobody else there, Bob.
03:36I don't need validation.
03:38Can you see that fly all right?
03:39Yeah.
03:40I see him.
03:41OK.
03:42And the fish are facing...
03:43Facing upstream.
03:44They're always sort of wary.
03:45They've got to be wary, haven't they?
03:46Don't need to cast too far.
03:47See?
03:48Like that.
03:49And then you keep in touch with it.
03:50You don't want to be dragging the fly, but any sort of unnappled,
03:53unnatural drag and the fish will turn away, unless it's something like a big mayfly that's got impetus and sometimes does skit across the surface, but they're not on the mayfly yet.
04:18I haven't seen a mayfly.
04:19I saw one come off, Oliver.
04:20They'll come off more later in the day than the fish.
04:25The evening is the best time, Bob.
04:27You know, you said...
04:28Because it is for everything.
04:29Like having Malibu.
04:30Exactly.
04:31Evening boo, darling.
04:33An evening boo.
04:34Where would we be without our evening boo, darling?
04:38Splash of soda with your boo, darling?
04:43No, I like it neat.
04:45Those chops were lovely, weren't they?
04:47There you go.
04:48So just that, mate.
04:49Yeah, I've been watching.
04:50I think I went for...
04:51Ah!
04:52Ah!
04:53Ah!
04:54Yeah, you got me.
04:55First cast, you got me, Bob.
04:56Well, why were you stood there?
04:57Well, out of the line of fire, I thought.
05:00Morning.
05:01Have you got your sunglasses on, Bob?
05:02Yep.
05:03You should be wearing sunglasses when you're casting a fly like this.
05:04Right, go on.
05:05Yeah, not bad.
05:06Well, it's not great, Paul.
05:07It's not bad.
05:08There's a mate fly coming off, look.
05:09See?
05:10See?
05:11We're going to walk up a bit.
05:12Maybe try with a nymph.
05:13We're going to walk up a bit.
05:14Maybe try with a nymph.
05:15We've got some glasses on, Bob.
05:16Yep.
05:17You should be wearing sunglasses when you're casting a fly like this.
05:20Right, go on.
05:22Yeah, not bad.
05:23Well, it's not great, Paul.
05:25It's not bad.
05:27There's a mate fly coming off, look.
05:31See?
05:32We're going to walk up a bit, maybe try with a nymph.
06:00That's right.
06:16Come on, you boys.
06:20Nope.
06:26Yep.
06:28Are you in?
06:30Yep.
06:31Good fish.
06:32Is it trout?
06:33I think so, yeah.
06:34Nice, wild trout.
06:35Actually, I'm not sure why it's fighting, Bob.
06:37It might be a grayling.
06:39That's a grayling, isn't it?
06:41I haven't seen him yet.
06:43Yeah, it's grayling.
06:45They're so strong, aren't they?
06:47Nice.
06:48Got him.
06:50Well done, Bob.
06:52Well, that was a nice session.
06:55God, look at that.
06:56Not actually in season, but what a lovely accident, eh?
06:59What a powerful fish.
07:01Look at that.
07:02Look at this fin.
07:03Lilac and pink.
07:04The most beautiful fish.
07:06Probably that swims in our waters.
07:09Incredible.
07:10Yeah.
07:11There we go.
07:12Go on, then.
07:14And away he goes.
07:16That's a birthday treat, people.
07:17What?
07:18I didn't think of that.
07:19Of course it is, isn't it?
07:20What a birthday treat.
07:21Yeah.
07:22Yeah, that's the biggest grayling I've seen by a long, long way.
07:24Yeah.
07:25I know you've got big graylings, but yeah.
07:27Yeah.
07:28No, but the itching has served me well for grilling.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Thank you, itching.
07:32How beautiful.
07:33Well done, let's have a cuppa, yeah?
07:34Yeah.
07:35Lovely.
07:46Hey, look at the...
07:47Can you see the light playing on that tree trunk over there?
07:49Yeah.
07:50Lovely, isn't it?
07:53And that one there, look at that.
07:54Oh, that's a cracker.
07:55It's a light show, isn't it?
07:56Nice one.
07:57Yeah.
07:58Good spot.
08:01Can you hold that?
08:02Because I've got to be honest with you, Paul, you know my rather sweaty bag?
08:05My...
08:06Yeah.
08:07This sugar has spilt, so I'm having to pick it out of my bag.
08:11What, granule by granule?
08:13Yeah, literally.
08:16Here we are in this bucolic heaven, and you're...
08:18Do you do any jogging, Paul?
08:27I don't, Bob.
08:28I try...
08:29Do you know, I did a little bit of an inadvertent, accidental jogging with the dog the other day,
08:33and I thought, my jogging days are over.
08:35They're over.
08:36I could do exercise for quite a long time, but low impact.
08:39Bike.
08:40Cross trainer.
08:41But, you know.
08:42I, erm...
08:43I like jogging my jeans, just in my clothes.
08:46If I go out for a run, I'm not going to get gear on and all that.
08:50It's just as good for your running, even if you haven't got sports gear on.
08:54Well, yeah, of course it is.
08:55Yeah.
08:56You don't have to wear sports gear.
08:58Yeah.
08:59It works just as well, just in your jeans or in a nice top, in a blouse or something.
09:05Or a full, erm...
09:07DJ.
09:08Morning!
09:09What I'm saying, Paul, is...
09:11Yes, I know what you're saying.
09:12But you...
09:13It works just as well.
09:14You don't have to have lycra.
09:16No, you don't.
09:17And stripy...
09:18But you try stretching in jeans.
09:20I'm not going stretching, I'm going jogging.
09:22Yeah, but after you're jogging, I hope you stretch.
09:24No, I've never stretched in my life.
09:27Oh, I have leant up really high, cos I can...
09:29Yeah, you like to go up high, don't you?
09:31No, my top cabinet has got me ringos and me wassits.
09:33So I have to reach up to that.
09:37Right.
09:41Very nice.
09:42I've enjoyed that cup of tea, Paul.
09:43Shall we fish on, try and get a brown trout?
09:45Yeah, definitely.
09:46Let's do it.
09:50Go on, then.
09:51Walk out here a bit further.
10:06And try a couple of casts under a tree.
10:08With these trout, you can probably keep the line a bit even tighter, you know?
10:12Nice cast, Bob.
10:13You've got to be quicker than that with the line, though.
10:14OK.
10:15And if you see the line move back upstream, that's when you get to strike, alright?
10:17That's nice.
10:18There's a decent trout out there, but that's not far from it.
10:19He's turned around and got it.
10:20He's got it!
10:21Strike!
10:22Ah!
10:23He didn't have it!
10:24He...
10:25Well, he did.
10:26Sorry.
10:27Saw his mouth open, grabbed it.
10:28Oh, I suppose you saw him say, mmm, lovely.
10:30Yeah.
10:31I actually did, believe it or not.
10:32There's a decent trout out there, but that's not far from it. He's turned around and got it. He's got it strike. Ah
10:38He didn't have it
10:40Well, he did know you sorry
10:43Saw his mouth open grabbed it. Oh, I suppose you saw him say mmm lovely. Yeah. I actually did believe it or not
10:59Okay, yeah, I think so
11:02I
11:05Do you like watching me fish so yes, you can learn count years now
11:11Some of the stuff I'm doing is very advanced. It's very subtle. Yeah, it's you'd almost think he got to know what he's doing that bloke. Oh
11:20There's a fish over there Paul right we'll cast to it
11:23I
11:29Mean you're in he's in yeah, I guess it. Do you see that? Yes. Well done Bobby. Oh, he's gone
11:38What he's gone you screaming
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11:45I love the way you blame me for that
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11:57Look at that check it out
11:59Look at him gun as you would say
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12:03We've got a lovely accommodation for every week. Yeah
12:05It's got like a bonus factor that I think will appeal to you. Okay?
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