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Un film de Nicholas Stoller
Avec Billy Eichner, Luke Macfarlane, Monica Raymund, Guillermo Díaz, Guy Branum, Amanda Bearse, Miss Lawrence, Ts Madison, Symone, Bowen Yang

Au cinéma le 12/10/2022

L’histoire de deux hommes dont la relation pourrait, peut-être, se transformer en une grande histoire d’amour.

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00:00Hey guys, it's Bobby Lieber coming to you from the future home of the LGBTQ Plus Museum.
00:05Everyone is really excited and totally getting along.
00:09This happens to be Bisexual Awareness Week and no one has acknowledged it.
00:15Lesbian History Month was in March.
00:18Nobody said a goddamn thing.
00:19Of course, lesbians get a month and we get a week.
00:25So what's happening? Didn't you guys have an announcement?
00:27This is a little unexpected, but we are in a throuple situation.
00:32You're in a throuple?
00:34Let me tell you what's progressive now. Being alone.
00:37I love my life. I love my freedom. I love my independence.
00:39That's kind of sad.
00:40That I don't want to be in a throuple. I don't even want to be in a couple.
00:45Bobby, I had sex with that 65-year-old.
00:48Jesus, he's ripped.
00:49I know, it's like they injected steroids into Dumbledore.
00:52Oh my God, that's Aaron. He's very hot.
00:57Gay guys are so stupid.
00:59I know.
01:00But we've been smart enough to brand ourselves as being smart.
01:02It's our little secret.
01:07You met a guy?
01:08I don't think I'm his type.
01:09He's like gay Tom Brady.
01:11What are you into? One of these ripped idiots with no opinions?
01:13No, I like someone who's physically very frail and won't stop talking.
01:18I bet he's as intimidated by you as you are by him.
01:20I'm down for whatever.
01:21Yeah, I can do whenever and I can do whatever.
01:23Cool. Whatever, whenever.
01:25GIF of Michael Scott dancing.
01:26Office gif? This person isn't gay.
01:31I need you to be honest with me.
01:33You like the bro-y, meathead idiots.
01:35Oh, they're fighting.
01:36You like that?
01:37I can be tough like your boys.
01:39Oh, that's what you like.
01:40What's going on?
01:43Oh, that's cool.
01:44All right.
01:44Happy Pride.
01:49Happy Pride.
01:50Now I have to go to a Pride party and you're both too old to be in the pool.
01:54Please leave.
01:56People are threatening to boycott the museum.
01:58You can't say Lincoln was gay.
01:59If we don't do this, we're letting the heterosexual terrorists win.
02:02There are trans terrorists too.
02:04Caitlyn Jenner.
02:06You're so different from me.
02:08You're very intense.
02:09I like to keep things chill.
02:11I can be chill.
02:12Just like a manly man.
02:14What's up?
02:15What's up?
02:15I got you.
02:16We're going to need some help here, bro.
02:17Hey, I'm going to need some help here, bro.
02:19What is going on with you?
02:21My whole life, I prided myself on being self-reliant.
02:24But this guy has gone into my head.
02:28Maybe you're both bottoms and that's the problem.
02:30Bottom dad.
02:32Bottom dad.
02:34Gay sex was more fun when straight people were uncomfortable with it.
02:40Oh my God, do you guys remember straight people?
02:43Yeah, they had a nice run.
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